A Real SaaS - Umar Sharif

[IndianTomCruise]

Ye hindustani pakistani saas kab badlegi :P

[melbournepure]

aisa jahez diya hi kiyon un logon ney....ab to yeh nahin chorey gi un ko....hahahaha.ki kamal ki acting hai ...great...

[asif624]

ahhaahah

[64ashr]

Umer sharif forever Kingggggggggggggggggg of comedy.

[salamghalib]

thanks to umer bhai whole heartedly who really make us laugh

[fivepoun]

meri bea saas asea hai!!!!

[strawberry5999]

@fivepoun aww dua kia karo un k liye k theek hojain

[ayshjan]

lolzz..... yeh kia chAL RIAAA aaa... rickshaw chal ria a k motor chal rai aaaa....

hahahahah... umer shareefff.... cnt stop laughing ... andhay ko durbeendenay walooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn :D :D :D

[Eternity735]

Shammo hoth kati lolllllllllllllllll

[VKHAN77]

umar shrif=king of comed show

[SHALA1470]

hahhahahhahah very funnyyyyyyyyyy

[sahilbik3r]

TAWWEEEZ NA HOOOOOOOOOOOOO! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[soulzlost]

hahahhahahahhahahhahahahah GOD that was Hilarious :DDDDDDD ROFLCOPTER!

[AlwaysSpeakTheTruth]

hahahahaha

man no matter how many times i watch this video..it still makes me LOL

[melbournepure]

great artist.......

[nahyank]

aye main bol rahi hoon...AMMMMMIIII

[komela1]

Omg it's is so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing ..bilkul sahi acting ki hai log horsy hain aisey any way good job and thnx for posting.

[chikoopk]

Umer Sharifffffffff realy amazinggggg

[hkzulfi]

goo d umar bhai

[ahmedkazmi]

funniest

[janogerman86]

wah bhai wah..from washington usa

[halaku100]

wah jeee wah! bilkul asli saas hay. typical saaassss!

[sedhisadhilarki]

hahahaaaa hahaha o my God hahaaa zaberdast performance

[osaleem0]

Well i love this video and usually recalls these dialogues. So i was sitting and opened the Notepad and wrote the whole script from my mind.

There may b some mistakes. But still its gud. :)

Hope u will like the text also as u liked the video.

[osaleem0]

Hello Main bol rahi hun ... ammi aaye haaye kya chal la hai Rickshaw chal la hai motor chal li hai? Band karo isay aur ghor se suno Abhi baraat shtart mat kerna Main baithi hun is palang per jis pe jahaiz rakhaa hai Dokha ho riya hai hamaray saath Dokha ho riya hai Dokha ho riya hai Kambakhat maron ne aisa jahaiz dia hai jaisa k surgical walon se mashwara ker k banwaya ho Tera bhai hai na atto. atto ko pajama diya hai aik paainchay ka. haaye dil dehel gaya bachay ka pajama dekh k

[osaleem0]

Aur (doosray bhai) ko kurta dia hai aik baazoo ka.

Aur tere naana. andhay hain becharay. kambakhat maron ne doorbeen di hai ... doorbeen . andhay ko doorbeen daine walonn .. tum bhi saari zindagi chatain tatoltay phiro ge.

[osaleem0]

Aur teri behnain .. shabana zurdana rehmana. kambakhat maaron ne unhain burqay diye hain . woh baray walay burkhay nahi hotay jaali walay. lathay kay...takay meri bachiyon k chaand se chehre chup jaayein. haaye meri bachiyon k chehre chupanay walon. meri bachiyan chanda ka tukra. meri bachiyan mujh main baitheen aisa lagta hai jaisay kheer per waraq laga hua ho. Yeh sab is liye kiya takay meri bachiyon k rishtay na ho jayein... Saanp lottay hain kambakhat maron k seenon pe

[osaleem0]

Aur woh Shammo hont kati ... tera bhai laya tha na woh london se apni bivi k liye .. lipishtikain. Shammo hont kati ne saari rakh leen. Shammo hont kati... main ne kaha kya naak pe lagaye gee ... nathnon main ghusair le kamhakaht maari.

[osaleem0]

Meri dason ki dason ungliyan salaamat. Aur mujhe pairon ki ungliyon k do challay de diye. 2 challay bhi kya hain aik challa hai aur aik aakhri unglee ki challi see hai.

Aur khud larki ki maan. Kambhakhat maari manhoos. uske dono haath katay huye aur sonay k do karay le liye .. ab karay yuun hee pehne gi toh pehne gi .. jis din yun kiye Inshallah sab gir jayein ge.

[osaleem0]

Main ne bhi apni poori zindagi isee kaam main guzaari hai. 1000 shadiyan tay karayee hain aur pentees talaqon main mehman e khusoosi thee tumhari maaa.

Bus baraat shuru mat kerna. Haan haan ... Yaad rakhna beta apni maa ko na bhoolna. Main ne bhi kasam khaayee hai apne baap .. apne baap Babban Khan Inayat ki khasam kha ker kehti hun . Inki talaaqain main karaoon gi.

[osaleem0]

Main bhi aik aik kapra check kerun gi. inki chaak check kerungi kaheen in main taweez na hon. Yehi toh chal riya hai aaj kal yehi toh nahi honay dungee.

Aaye haaye mere bachay ko sherwani dee hai. Lathay ki .. woh bhi kafan ka latha. mere bachay ko qafan ki sherwani deinay walon. tumhain pehnaoon gee tumhain pehnaoon gee.

Chal band ker de bohut phone chal gaya . bus band ker de.

[mltshado]

khambakhat hahaha :D

[haniashakeel]

i loved d nathno mein ghusedegi dailogue awesome clip n veryy inoovative love u umer sharifff...............

[khurram1987]

rikshaw chalria hai kai motor..hahahahhahah..dokha horahi hai dokha hahahah rofl freaking cant stop laughing ....love it

[osaleem0]

Can anybody tell the actual relations of this Saas with the other characters.

Like with the girl to whome aunty is talking to?

Like Shammo hont kati?

Like Larki ki maa ?

Also ... Is the baraat ready somewhere ?

Also whose Jahaiz is this ?

[khurram1987]

ROFL Omg hahahahah i can't stop lauging. Love u omer sharif

[emcue786]

khambakhat!!!! LOL

[azeeliya1]

Real sas really

[UltimateBaller100]

:-) hahaha

[Lahorian305]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ctlondonbowroad]

shammu hauntkati.... lolz..... andho ko doorbeen denay waloon tum bhee chatain tatoolo gey.... very funny.... Geo umar bahee

[koolwater786]

fu-kin helllllllllll...............i hv seen such aunties when i was a kid hahahhaaahahhaha! chakon mein taweez hahahahahhahahahhahh!

[fasyali007]

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahah

[ahmed90inc]

at 1:36...AAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA HAHAAAAAA!!!!!

[mariam1426]

wo wo..:D

awesome!!

[khalekmafia]

legend!!!

[slimshady0810]

HAILLLLARIOUSSSSS!!!

[DjkyzerXS]

awsome.. LMAO..:D

u guyz r awsome..

luv u pakis..:) no one is better than you people in comedy shit..

[khalekmafia]

so true!

[mariam1426]

v rite!!

[bLazedd08]

' Shamo hoth kati" (referring thin lips) lollz how does he even come up with these things. Hes awsome, no doubt.

[Sadin15]

Hounth Kati refers to that slit upper lip...which is a disorder by birth

[bLazedd08]

Lollllll This was the besttt!!!!

[drcgupta84]

What is the title of this stage drama????

[melbournepure]

greatest of all time...

[lifenlyrics]

Is he a famous comedian? Sorry I have not heard off him, understood bits of it, he talks too fast!!

The bits i understood were funny!!

Thanks for sharing

[melbournepure]

you cant say anything.. unless u understand the language what he speaking... no doubt he is legend...

[lifenlyrics]

I do understand Urdu, but I think he talks very fast, and I guess my urdu is not as good as his!!

[pitchblackpearl]

your urdu is bad.. no doubt...

[Rafisaabsfan]

tooooooooooooo funnny!!!!!!!!!

[OklahomaPerson]

wow asshole. omer sharif is the funniest guy in the world! you obviously have no sense of humor. ASSHOLE!! GO TO HELL!! and don't reply. it would be rude to cuss out a girl. FUCK YOU!!

[hurricane223]

what kind of shit you are???

[Rafisaabsfan]

well its obvious u dnt hav a sense of humour or a personality judging the shit posted on ur channel!!

its a shame u cant have a personality transplant!!

[AhadVedux84]

oh u think so

[heartandemotionmedy]

hats off to umer sharif

[hazeleyez911]

Hahaha reminds me of my mom

[queennikki01]

OH MY GOD!!!! AN ABSOLUTE CRACKER...Ha ha ha Can't STOP Laughing at all.. Thanks for sharing.

[Rafisaabsfan]

jus lov this, cracks me up each time, glad u enjoyed it sis!!lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

[bagshitass]

Lol, this man is a top comedian and a very admired figure in India and Pakistan...great clip!

[Farah64]

Really very funny!

[Rafisaabsfan]

roflllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lll, tooo funny!!!

[madeasengland]

agar mai woman hota tou is qisim ki sass hota, apni bahoo ko zinda jala deta , honest

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ashleybell8]

Allah!! Shukar hai keh nahi ho!!

[pu123456789]

ammi bol rahi kabkhat marii awaz nahi arahii hahahahah thnx

[3321499]

i liked this video :)

this video was good bA

[hurricane223]

"LATHAY ka burqay, jaali walay".. lolzz

[UroojKhan1]

Just great!

[1a2b3e4r]

hahahaha bohot hi aschi hain

[eztester]

excellent

[usroamer]

Umer sharif is excellent

[Aimanrox]

this is hilarious

[pitchblackpearl]

abhi baraat START mat karna.. hahahaha

[Aimanrox]

LOl!! i love this vid!

[hasansyedali]

my god he is soooo talented

[AliTehsin]

Hahaha, he's truly the exalted treasure-trove who's in actual sense discovered by the people of the finest wit and sense of humour.

[usmin80]

shammo hont kati...my god..dis is damn hillarious..

[amjad146]

great joke ever seen before

[iftikharahmed95]

Y asshole Y all member asshole

[iftikharahmed95]

Really Outstanding

[muskaanmehak]

'' dekho kambakht maaro neh jehaz essa diya hai...jesse surgical waalon se mashwarah karke banwaiya hai'' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Umar Sharif is mindblowing!!!

very talented...charming...

an all time entertaining comedian!!...

'' HAIYE MAINE KAHA NAAK PAR LAGAIYE GHI LIPSTICK ''

hahahahahahahahahhahahaa...xxx

[jampaki]

hahahahhahhah hahhahahhaha....greatttttttttt wow Great GOEEEEE UMER SHAREEF

[allahdinpari]

hilarious....amazing...superb.­.....i love umer bhai.....he is great...no one can hold the candle of umer bhai in comedy......

[kasjob]

lol... saans k 2no hath katay hoye .... karhay lya hain.......LOL..... this guys is awesome

[owaisathar]

Ek Tang ka pajama...Shammo hont kati...andhay ko durbeen.....hilarious, awesome! Way to go Umer Sharif.

Owais

[soban79]

No match........excellant umer sharif.....kia baat hai...

[natashaa121]

Lolz omg he is juts too good ... baap Ki beti Baban Khaan :D lolzzz Umer Sherif u ROCK !!

[desmocool]

" SHAMMO HONT KATI " LOLOLOLOLOL

[0092imran]

very fannyyyyyyyyyy

[GabbruPunjabi]

lolz...but i hate this typical indo pak...saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas n bhauuuuuuuuuuu fight....it is so terrible for a husband....lol

[akbarbhai123]

its OMER SHAREEF VS OMER SHAREEF

[NaYaBorNaBoOsH]

i am not apik but i just love him hes 222222 good,,,,hahahahahahahahahah

[mudkhann]

YAAR it was gr8 can any when tell me the title of the show plzzzzz

[xxdonxx2000]

lmaooooo!!!!

[haffoo]

hehhehehheheh lol i have diz dress...

its soo funny!!!

[kavita009]

dhamaal hain yaar...tussi great hai veerey

[nayaabc]

Hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahaa

Chakoon may taweez check keroon gee, yahi tau chalay-ya hai aaj kal hahhahahaha

[nayaabc]

Hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahaa

[rajecool]

rockingggggggggggg

[sarkarhaider]

ever thought why muslim comedians are best?

probably has to do something with use of sweet urdu words...

[naveedkamran]

the best..........

[khany2k]

This is over man Totally OVEr. and why is he saying kambakhat so much???

[kamikim1]

yes i do agree looks a bit over but the way is being talked is a real typical women way of speaking in certain parts of our cuntry and india as well

[ahmed90inc]

this was even more funny bcuz he was acting same as my grandmother loolz!!!

[koolwater786]

hahahahha.........!

[CatSidz]

hahahha...

i have never watched a woman doing a Saas role better than what Umer Sharif did!!!

this guy is a Legend!

[leictiger]

This guy is star. Really hilarious. No one can't be like him, believe me! Pakis Rock!!!!

[asimriyadh]

pakis may rock ...but you watch out for your English coz i think even that is rocking.

[shariyar12]

itx realllyy vry fnny !!

[Pakiprincess33]

ahahaha pkaistani ppl r soooo funny

indian comedians can't even be funny yaar

[trisha450]

why always this comparison with india and indians.

[wrdasa]

OMG!

hahahahahhhha!! gr8 one

[mfondini]

It's hilarious. He is such a fine comedian. Teri maan 35 talaqon mein mehman-e-khasoosi thi.. lol

[Afzaalkhan]

lol atleast someone got the funniest line good to see humor still exist lolz

[asherbaig]

Saas ho to aisi

[coolpal160]

Most Best Comedians are Johnny Lever,Umer Sharif,MR Bean(Rowan Atkinson),Rajpal Yadav,Paresh Rawal.

[A0S1M2]

sooo funny yehi duva hai k kesi ho bhe ase saas na milay

[rahhel4u]

kya saas ha lalokhat ki

[osmansiddiq]

shamo hont kati hahahah

[choorijamadar]

wat does that mean?

[mfondini]

It means Cleft-lipped Shammo.

[osmansiddiq]

shabana durdana rehmana hahaha best

[rahhel4u]

ha ha ha damn good

[sareenaarti]

Wow! very nice video. I cannot stop myself laughing after watching this video. Umar Sharif has proved again that no one can compete him in comedy.

[mirrpurimunda]

wow nice acting

[ustaadni]

the point is it was dificult to find whether it is really saas or it was acting.

[virtualintelligence]

lovely ... he is great ...

only paan was missing, everything else was there ... kambakhat maari ...

But, guys, why most of the pakis always end their post in criticising Indians ... Johny lever apni jagah ...Omer Sharif alagh hain.

[saadrazzaq]

he is really gud...only people who understand this culture will enjoy the humour otherwise it is of no fun!

[aimamairaj]

larki ki maaaaaa aeeeeeeee haeeee kambakhat mari manhoossssss use aag lage dono haath katay hoe hain us k aur karay le liay

[shaazad]

he is not better than MR,Bean, he learn every thing from him.

[nahyank]

yeah he is, mister beans lame man, he acts like a tard man...

[justalishaa]

Can I please have the name of this play?

[staliyan1]

the best

[arsal385]

jhonny lever always copy umar sharif throughout his career and even he did admit tht.

[churaail]

Awesome he is no doubt a legend, today he reminds me one of my cousin who is from Karachi heheheheheh, God bless u umar sharif

[imrstu]

what a super comedy umer bhai a sensation talent

[wurud]

rate please

[tabassumshirazi]

this is really so hillarious..can u plz give the name of this play

[punjabimadam]

hahahahahahahaha how funny waise most of the time saasis are like that

[Ahsanfromny]

there can be no comedian like omar sharif. He is the best.

[ahmamas]

Hilarious.  Excellent, very funny

[fassikhan]

nice one man. brilliant, thanks for uploading. can you upload the full drama if possible.

thanks

[fatirsiddiqui]

awesom!

[punjabimadam]

how funny

[Imaani786]

LMAOOO!!! i love how he curses!!!

[afshan22]

hahahhaha... funnnnnnnnnnnnny shit....... chamoo hont katii..damn funnny..crackinnnnnn

[muzzammil1]

awsome

[IEatCum]

Chup Jaaaaaeeeiiiiinnnn!!

Lmao. Fuckin awesome.

Pentis talaqoon pe Mahman-e-khususi. LOLLLL.

[nanomono]

Its very nice

[saeby10]

pakistan copying indian comedy?...next you will say that we are copying indi pop(remix industry)....all i have to say is that>>bro wake up n smell da coffee(b4 u say somffin..coffee isn't indian)

[aromeo21]

pakistani are creative nation. creative then indians. u dont know, ask your big names if film industry, they can give u real answer if they r not coward.

[JoyDevivre]

Where did you get the silly idea that Umar Sharif copied Indian comedy? On the other hand, Govinda's entire career was inspired by Umar Sharif - Govinda copies Umar Sharif all the time.

[zangaydaray]

so kool

[hyderabadboy20]

v funny!

suerb!

[Imran4uAus]

Typical Delhvi acsent....

[JoyDevivre]

Not really. More like Bulundshahr and Western UP. I think Umar Sharif's family migrated from Bulundshahr.

[Imran4uAus]

Well by NO means I implied Umar has copied Indian stuff.

Also, indeed his family is from district Bulundshahr and so is mine. But for this clip I felt he speak like the way in old city Delhi. In western UP, its somewht different.

[shahzller23]

ahahahahahaah

[kuku789]

ace! super ace! Umar outdid himself again!

[Mishwish06]

WTF do you want from us you f*cking moron.

[ugh83]

hahaha this is hillarious :D amazing stuff. omer sharif is a complete legend!

[sherazious]

great performance

[simiasif]

this programme name is omer shareef vs omer shareef

[bacteriadoesntwork]

OMG lollllllll

[arsal385]

lol