Busted

[KoolChiz1]

Pony version is so much better

[woodlefoof2]

i dont gettit whats reddit?

[vaichild]

mmm i wonder why reddit put this on there playlist

[CainBitterman]

Ah, another fan of Keeley Hazell in her heyday

[CainBitterman]

@CainBitterman and redtube...

[GMagana92]

Yeah but people who are looking at porn do the same thing, they have two or one other tab open and switch to that one immediately :\

[MrShenaniganss]

Pause at 0:02 and go full screen 1080p. Look at the right most tab. He wasn't lying.

[TheSaoul]

@MrShenaniganss I felt like I was in CSI...

Enhance...

Enhance...

Clear it up.

Tilt.

We've got you now you son of a bitch...

[Ronaldo0710]

@TheSaoul I guess you could say, "This slippery bastard won't get away this time." YEAHHH! *sunglasses

[jelly555treythomas]

@MrShenaniganss ur genius

[BRBgottaskate]

You people talking about 4chan and reddit are nerds...

[Dopesmoker42020]

Gay

[TheShidiwen]

so in that world everyone is constantly wacking off...? what a world that would be!!

[XyphileousLF]

Tho seconds of partial nudity = OMG EVIL. Song containing nothing but the word Fuck = Oh ok

[ardavarda]

thumbs up keely hazzel

[BRBgottaskate]

one of the links is "At the crossroads of Pedophilia and Beastiality".....

He was gettin there...

[TFrum]

Did anyone else notice the sound of a Shakeweight(trademark)?



[pyrowajcak]

i dont understand...he looked at porn and his friends catched him and started masturbate and then he send they away.... i dont get it but its funny :D

[Planeswalker13]

@pyrowajcak He's looking at a 'regular' internet site, his friends are masturbating and walk in on him, and he switches to porn and says "I'm masturbating!"

Normally the situation would be reversed - he would be looking at porn and masturbating, his friends would walk in on him, and he would switch to a 'regular' site and say "I'm not masturbating!" The short film is playing with actions/reactions and placing them out of order.

At least, that's my understanding.

[Hefenstahg]

Very intelligent

[zymuur]

video channel name is "5secondfilms" yet the film I just watched was atleast 6 seconds. Lets get real here, you faggots just scammed me of a second. And I want it back.

[Wunderlichh]

@zymuur And maybe, someday, you too could become smart. But i aint gonna help you ^^ i can tell you that the film is 5 seconds long, but you will have to use your own intelligence, to figure this one out! good luck on your long quest...

Have a nice day

[Hefenstahg]

@zymuur Suck a cock bro, perhaps my fat one? It's nice and hard for you you just need to reach out and grab it. Put in a little tongue man don't hold out on it, maybe work the nuts too?

[zymuur]

@Hefenstahg are you gay, man?

[Hefenstahg]

@zymuur No lol of course not you know me.. but you really should put in some tongue

[whoo689]

If he says "I'm jerking off", he should have AT LEAST ONE HAND in his pants or something ;)

[tgimonday100]

oh come on man, have some dignity... go to 4chan...

[tyguy0256]

LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! FUCKIN GENIUS!

[Silvyre]

average reddit user

[VincentBeau93]

Google porn... YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[whoo689]

The Internet is for porn.

The Internet is for porn.

Grab your dick and double-click

for porn, porn, PORN!

[FerchoMusiic]

@whoo689 I love that song! :D

[ReallyAwesomeGinger]

Real men go on 4chan.

[ThisIsAGreatName]

@BadAcidVacation At least there's fappable material on 4Chan

[BadAcidVacation]

@ThisIsAGreatName You're kidding right?

[denan27]

@BadAcidVacation 4chan can be marvelous sometimes.

[YourAverageJoey]

@BadAcidVacation ...I don't get it.

[christbl58]

@YourAverageJoey Er, 4chan, the imageboard. The trash heap of the internet.

[YourAverageJoey]

@christbl58 you mean that place where reddit gets their maymays?

[christbl58]

@YourAverageJoey Most unfortunately yes, good sir.

[YourAverageJoey]

@christbl58 seems to me thats the cooler place to be then

[MrFr0h]

@YourAverageJoey the word your looking for is meem.

[TheSaoul]

@MrFr0h Meme. But close.

[BigDogStoryTime]

hahahah this is hilarious

[Awhitespot]

Everyone hates reddit cas of Team avo?

[muetter]

I always thought the guy on the comp and the guy wit the hipster glasses were the same actor...

[ZeetherKID77]

Fuck Reddit.

[flipboywidskillz]

not trying to sound stupid... but...

i don't get it... 0.o

anyone care to explain?

[moldyskittle]

@flipboywidskillz its the opposite of the norm. "EW NORMAL SITES EW" where in real life being caught with porno is embarassing. See?

[TheKwinix]

how are they jerking off if they have their underwear on?

[SamTheGentleGhost]

@TheKwinix hands under the underwear....

[Stonedreptile]

CRACKED.COM, hells yeah

[RockManXxX]

is funnyjunk ok ?

[Fanfreak123]

lol at sec 2 he real has a Porn-Side tab .... xD and something on Youtube

[TheNinmatt]

Control Shift N duh

[vash5208]

load in 1080p then fullscreen and looks at the other tabs he has up.

[werellstupid]

lol I like how he squirts the lotion

[SimplifiedKaze]

jaawworley@gmail.com Anyone else saw this?

[DanFoxND]

r/ParallelWorldProblems

[buritobob23]

y it no loop? :/

[DatMangoSentinel]

It would be way different if he was on /b/.

[ZzRvXzZ]

why do you think that reddit is bad?

[ComradeAzza]

Out of curiosity, I googled "horseramming emporium".

don't

[Verendus0]

Was that... was that SUNTAN lotion?

[derekod]

@Verendus0 lol maybe they are planning to go jerk off at the beach

[pie189]

do they walk around the house jerking off?

[Vesbax]

@pie189 Who doesn't?

[TheMaskedInsomniac]

Wait, doesn't reddit have like a bunch of porn links?

[eROCtele]

Keeley Hazell is fox

[Raveninety9]

Lol he puts mayonaise on his dick

[NuclearOat]

I'd be pretty disgusted too if I saw my friend on Reddit.

[ZzRvXzZ]

@NuclearOat

WHY??

[mistaspot1]

@NuclearOat What's wrong with reddit?

[mcnutseroni]

keeley hazell! :D



[p0seyd0n]

keeley hazel

[cormag1994]

love how "busted by Johnny Cash is in the suggested videos

[Tyrbit]

im confused

[Dimeinurear]

Keeley Hazell

You're welcome.

[spoogeling]

me when watching ponies.

[nzfilmsdotcom]

REDDIT!

[TolerableProductions]

KEELEY HAZELL!!! She's the best :D

[nicolunacba]

"My 5yo daughter wanted to be a Princess Vader for Halloween. So proud." 2157 upvotes today, great post.

[Spartn4lif3]

Press 6 to see a unicorn.

[ScathingSarcasm]

And the amount of hit on Google for "horseramming emporium" just skyrocketed. Thanks, 5secondfilms.

[santomkd]

◕◕ to you !

[shadowsofnoobs]

ok then

[DJRozwell]

Reddit sucks. 4chan sucks. Skrillex sucks. My Little Pony sucks. Umm...Obama sucks. King of the Hill sucks.

Hit me up if I missed anything.

[Cows607]

@DJRozwell You forgot to type DJRozwell sucks

[DJRozwell]

@Cows607 He's alright. I wouldn't pay for his stuff or anything, though.

[TehNir]

@Stormflowz Writing a comment, while proclaiming your superior intelligence really just makes me think less of you, not the other way around. And Reddit WON'T die, as much as you want it to, because it's filled with intellectual individuals who will always keep it going.

[kubsonpl]

Damn - 5sm are better and better. "I'm jerking off" SICK :))

[xasdrubalex]

ahahahah dualism ist krieg.

faping too.

[AlessaChevalier]

0:04 Keeley Hazell. You guys just won all my respect.

[fawnfromdown]

I saw that cumming

[TheOrangeFondler]

oh fuck, not reddit

[fixajob1]

@TheOrangeFondler almost as bad as funnyjunk and /b/

[taccun]

I lol'd

[crzycrzy14]

After this video I looked up Kelly Hazell, and my god, I eBAYed so hard

[FluffeeTwitter]

Hating on Reddit?

[wownaamloos]

Lol @ the guy with the orange hat pooring lotion 0:06

[explorer47422]

0:07 is that someone whispering 'god..damn'?!

[TheAwkwordPair]

@explorer47422 so? who the hell cares?

[AbbeyRoadFortyLicks]

I saw his gmail email... youtube, do your thing

[MrAgge21]

thumbs up if u paused at 0:05 :)

[iLuckyyy]

"Thanks for not using Adblock!" XD

[ChrisRokers]

thaaats sooooo wrong maaaaan-

[xel99]

hilarious

[hazworther2]

I feel you bro



[retteretter]

Why so many views on this particular vid??

[asshatnowhere159]

@retteretter because this one was posted to reddit

[Sandi315Productions]

REDDIT :D

Time to check out the front page to see if this vid i son there

[Gchord86]

she has nice tits

[FurgolJoyler]

@gnomaz15 Thats the joke <.<

[TheAdmiral]

That squirt of lotion really makes the difference.

[ih8pyros]

@TheAdmiral I think that was sun tan lotion. Haha.

[Dizzyman888]

Every Time!!

[highvoltage47]

Is it opposite day or something lol?

[profssrfunk]

keeley Hazell, thanks 5sf ill just store that in my spank bank for later

[sounnikoura]

I disliked before the video finished because I saw it had reddit.

I regret doing so now.

[Cows607]

@sounnikoura You don't deserve to be a 5sf fan

[nimajoonie]

i watch this more than cinco de mayo now

[NiteSaiya]

@willem01

Still more populated than reddit, too.

But keep enjoying our sloppy seconds. reddit is literally 90% regurgitated 4chan memes 2 months after they've gotten stale on 4chan. So maybe it's actually more correct to call them sloppy seventy-iths.

[WasiqKhan29]

@NiteSaiya They're different sites. With reddit you get great content and news[Front Page], and some times old and reposted shitty content.

With 4chan you get shit content, but diamonds in the rough a lot better than reddit's average content.

[whoo689]

"I'm jerking off!" while pointing to the computer with BOTH hands

[Pyr01]

@whoo689 thats part of the joke, u get that right

[pscman3]

ok

[youngbpharaoh]

after the video i looked up horseramming emporium

[PuddingUpProductions]

I can´t describe how much I love 5secondfilms. This was so good.

[mikelazer1]

Keeley Hazell makes me proud to be British.

[MPoWa54]

My Spy daughter wanted to be a Princess Darth Vader for halloween. So proud

[jin455]

RULES 1 AND 2 DUDE. UGH. LIKE PORNSITES, REDDIT GIVES YOUR COMPUTER VIRUSES.

/s

[mavman16]

@jin455 0/10 troll

[jin455]

@mavman16 10/10 oblivious suburban mom. /s stands for sarcasm.

[csmybuttt]

@jin455 If you feel the need to put the "/s" to denote sarcasm, you must not be very confident in your abilities in expressing sarcasm. Frankly, I can see why.

[ThePopa611]

umm...what the fuck

[BatmansCounselor]

keeley hazell hottest english women ever

[NiteSaiya]

4chan was here.

Reddit's for tools.

[oxXxOasisxXxo]

@willem01 Actually it's still got alot of people o.o

[Hampsterboy420]

@willem01

Anyone dumb enough to think that 4chan is dying belongs at reddit anyway

4chan is much better off without the likes of you

[rizzlecorn]

@willem01 4chan was and still is one of the most visited websites on the internet. It's FAR from deserted.

[rizzlecorn]

@willem01

/b/ =/= all of 4chan.

Besides, the average Youtube user is roughly 14 years old too. Why would that even matter?

[rizzlecorn]

@willem01

Again /b/ does not equal all of 4chan. Most of the people on the other boards are around college aged. I doubt you've spent any significant amount of time on 4chan.

[rizzlecorn]

@willem01

I sorry, it just felt implied because anyone with experience with some of the other boards, like /o/ and /ck/ would never assume they were speaking to 14 year-olds. Usually people only make the assumption that 4chan is full of cynical gradeschoolers when they only know of /b/ and it's childish, well-publicized antics.

[rizzlecorn]

@willem01 It's fine, I'm not saying you have to like it or anything. It just gets kind of grating for me when people associate 4chan with only the worst things they hear, like it's a den of unwashed pedofiles, when I've met some good friends and even learned a lot over my years visiting it. A majority of people make these assumptions without even visiting the site. I guess I was just venting frustration too. Never heard of that Narwhal site though.

[eviltube1111]

@rizzlecorn 4chan is the shithole of the internet. Almost every board is just kids spamming offtopic BS. Congrats on making friends in a shithole.

[rizzlecorn]

@eviltube1111 You're the exact kind of idiot I was talking about. You don't know shit about the site. Almost all the boards are completely on-topic all of the goddamn time. /v/ isn't, but /v/ is just /b/ 2.0.

[eviltube1111]

@willem01 for every board of 4chan there is a much better alternative. The only thing unique about the site is the /b/ board which is easily the worst thing on the internet. If there was a kill everyone that posts on /b/ button I would press it in a second.

[Appleball]

Linux nerds step up and get knocked out.

[darkflighter100]

i thought that being on reddit with a mac would save me the trouble of attaining a computer virus. alas, i was wrong.

[MrHeLLELL]

MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.



[LankyCyril]

Reddit gave my computer a virus.

[ImCristel]

wtf i dont get it :p

[PavleCar1]

@dooickouski so whats with the simelyes?

[BlackopsGameplayZz]

wtf you guys are fking fagoots

[EpicPandaar]

@BlackopsGameplayZz They are wearing underwear. and there is a cencor. No proof that they were really masturbating...

[Fuzkeren1]

@BlackopsGameplayZz Take a joke you fucking redneck

[AboveConsent]

@BlackopsGameplayZz What, are you a homophobe?

[31clint]

Reddit? Really? WTF is wrong with you?

[AKUMATATAxbl]

She's a model from england.