..to the stress and pain of my mom, and i won't then in all fairness follow suit and capitally punish myself after the job is completed fully, ok but u little rascals better not do anything else sneaky, deal?...my friends
finished? killing spree? why? its not as though through this anyone i truely loved or cared about has formed a negative opinion of me. oh wait its completely fucked up an irreplaceable relationship with my poor mom not to mention caused her incredible emotional pain. but just this once i'll let it slide and won't wait until it all blows over just when u think u can breath and fucking slaughter each and every one of u lay to waste all the pieces of shit that were selfish and cruel enough to add..
..to the stress and pain of my mom, and i won't then in all fairness follow suit and capitally punish myself after the job is completed fully, ok but u little rascals better not do anything else sneaky, deal?...my friends
finished? killing spree? why? its not as though through this anyone i truely loved or cared about has formed a negative opinion of me. oh wait its completely fucked up an irreplaceable relationship with my poor mom not to mention caused her incredible emotional pain. but just this once i'll let it slide and won't wait until it all blows over just when u think u can breath and fucking slaughter each and every one of u lay to waste all the pieces of shit that were selfish and cruel enough to add..
I don't know who Stan is nor have I watched this clip in it's entirety (or even part of it) but I fully support him and all his methods...cuz i have nothing better to do
I really loved the skits so thanks for them they where super cool......you know what they where stan cool haha. I hope there will be more to come and if there are i can't wait to see them.
Poor Stan. If I were him, I would just kill myself. But then again; If you saw Ted 'putting' the milk back in the carton, he may have been showing that he.. 'cares'. Or that he doesn't want to get caught. LOL
If I had money, I'd send you milk...if I had super-powers, I'd MAKE you milk...yeah, I guess I could since I have nipples (as Ben Stiller has mentioned that anyone w/ nipples can do that...) WAIT...Stan, do YOU have nipples?? You could be your VERY OWN SUPER HERO TO YOURSELF!! You could be RICH in milk, if you just work your nipples...good luck & keep us posted on the dairy updates!!
This is already good big honkin stuff.I am only into the first 20 seconds.i know the next 4 minutes is just choice stuff, even though I am not hip enough to actually waste my life on pop culture.Pop culture blows.Ask Adam West.Wait-"saying pop culture 'blows'-also blows" My world is spinning-inward-I just can't handle it.
I agree. This episode is rather weak. It doesn't take much to have a guy bitching in front of a computer. Parts were funny, but all in all very so so.
I have figured out what was bothering me about these past two episodes.
Most of DoS is funny because Stan's NOT a loser. He's into word games and geek stuff, but he's really an ordinary guy, neither very stupid nor very ugly. The joke is on Ted because Stan isn't nearly as pathetic as Ted seems to think.
These past two eps, though, have made Stan look extra whiny and helpless. He's less likable than usual.
This is really awesome! This is the first one i've watched, but now i'm definately going to watch more of your videos, starting with the first! I really like your style of comedy :)
Needs more subscribers and viewers. By the way, Stan is awesome. He reminds me of where my life is going. Therefore, as sad as it is, he is my hero. What a great duo. Blue guy is hilarious. So is everyone else.
This is a classic problem. They need to establish THAT Stan's first attempt at blogging is stilted and boring while still making the video itself fun for us in the real world to watch. Greater producers have failed at this task as well.
Overall, not the best DoS ever but still fun to watch.
no more stan episodes is the saddest thing that happened to the internet. please make more.
fleebus090 4 months ago
I did the same thing captain ultra did at the end when my mom was trying to cook and there was only a little milk left.
CouchKing100 1 year ago
u guys are geniuses the ending was priceless lmao
TheAjentJ 3 years ago 3
Genius. It slowly built until ... I couldn't take it any more. 5*
LivingDog94 3 years ago
ted is such an asshole. he's not fit to be captain ultra. captain ultra sounds gay anyway. ted you are an asshole.
etmashorts 3 years ago
Lol! Were too busy building a new prison out of wet newspaper lol!
Demonfox290 3 years ago
lol i thought it said the defenders of STALIN no more WWII videos on youtube for me
alexander33345 3 years ago
Cool..? :P
PenguinBoy92 3 years ago
OK now THAT is hilarious.
gedren56 3 years ago
hilarous!
great entertainment!
breakthrough83 3 years ago
rofl that was hella funny
Phoenixatmidnite 3 years ago
that shit is good!
Kuhnmaxson 3 years ago
lol i thought it said satan
HeadBanger14x 3 years ago 2
u're fucked up
PenguinBoy92 3 years ago
stupid as obama
avdefender 3 years ago
You all are fools. That was by far the stupidest shit I've ever seen. WOW! You dumbasses are easily amused...Ray
therealtreeguy65 3 years ago
I guess you've never seen Meet the spartans then.
HolyChuckNorris 3 years ago
i love these videos!!! keep it up!
bittner91 3 years ago
Stan - 5* just doesn't say how loud I was laughing in front of my computer. Oh, and I subscribed. ... I am forwarding the link to friends and family.
LivingDog94 3 years ago
Why are there so many assholes commenting on these great videos , stop spamming and stop assholeing!!
fergusshowman89 3 years ago
More!
SPIDERXRV 3 years ago 4
Oh, brother. I clicked on this cause I thought it said THE DEFENDERS OF SATAN.
It just says The Defenders of Stan.
BiteHunter 3 years ago
made a mistake on my video response. was meant for a different video. you can leave it up to help promo if you wish!
GrecoAlbo68 3 years ago
..to the stress and pain of my mom, and i won't then in all fairness follow suit and capitally punish myself after the job is completed fully, ok but u little rascals better not do anything else sneaky, deal?...my friends
insomnizombie 3 years ago
finished? killing spree? why? its not as though through this anyone i truely loved or cared about has formed a negative opinion of me. oh wait its completely fucked up an irreplaceable relationship with my poor mom not to mention caused her incredible emotional pain. but just this once i'll let it slide and won't wait until it all blows over just when u think u can breath and fucking slaughter each and every one of u lay to waste all the pieces of shit that were selfish and cruel enough to add..
insomnizombie 3 years ago
"BLOG BLOG BLOG!!" XD
MAKE MORE !!!
fergusshowman89 3 years ago
no more stan episodes is the saddest thing that happened to the internet. please make more.
fleebus090 4 months ago
I did the same thing captain ultra did at the end when my mom was trying to cook and there was only a little milk left.
CouchKing100 1 year ago
u guys are geniuses the ending was priceless lmao
TheAjentJ 3 years ago 3
Genius. It slowly built until ... I couldn't take it any more. 5*
LivingDog94 3 years ago
ted is such an asshole. he's not fit to be captain ultra. captain ultra sounds gay anyway. ted you are an asshole.
etmashorts 3 years ago
Lol! Were too busy building a new prison out of wet newspaper lol!
Demonfox290 3 years ago
lol i thought it said the defenders of STALIN no more WWII videos on youtube for me
alexander33345 3 years ago
Cool..? :P
PenguinBoy92 3 years ago
OK now THAT is hilarious.
gedren56 3 years ago
hilarous!
great entertainment!
breakthrough83 3 years ago
rofl that was hella funny
Phoenixatmidnite 3 years ago
that shit is good!
Kuhnmaxson 3 years ago
lol i thought it said satan
HeadBanger14x 3 years ago 2
u're fucked up
PenguinBoy92 3 years ago
stupid as obama
avdefender 3 years ago
You all are fools. That was by far the stupidest shit I've ever seen. WOW! You dumbasses are easily amused...Ray
therealtreeguy65 3 years ago
I guess you've never seen Meet the spartans then.
HolyChuckNorris 3 years ago
i love these videos!!! keep it up!
bittner91 3 years ago
Stan - 5* just doesn't say how loud I was laughing in front of my computer. Oh, and I subscribed. ... I am forwarding the link to friends and family.
LivingDog94 3 years ago
Why are there so many assholes commenting on these great videos , stop spamming and stop assholeing!!
fergusshowman89 3 years ago
More!
SPIDERXRV 3 years ago 4
Oh, brother. I clicked on this cause I thought it said THE DEFENDERS OF SATAN.
It just says The Defenders of Stan.
BiteHunter 3 years ago
made a mistake on my video response. was meant for a different video. you can leave it up to help promo if you wish!
GrecoAlbo68 3 years ago
..to the stress and pain of my mom, and i won't then in all fairness follow suit and capitally punish myself after the job is completed fully, ok but u little rascals better not do anything else sneaky, deal?...my friends
insomnizombie 3 years ago
finished? killing spree? why? its not as though through this anyone i truely loved or cared about has formed a negative opinion of me. oh wait its completely fucked up an irreplaceable relationship with my poor mom not to mention caused her incredible emotional pain. but just this once i'll let it slide and won't wait until it all blows over just when u think u can breath and fucking slaughter each and every one of u lay to waste all the pieces of shit that were selfish and cruel enough to add..
insomnizombie 3 years ago
"BLOG BLOG BLOG!!" XD
MAKE MORE !!!
fergusshowman89 3 years ago
There are prisons made out of the horns of goats in the infernal lake of fire. Lucifer is everywhere ... Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie!
velvethandofdarkness 3 years ago
Great video Stan. This is the first one of yours I've seen and it is funny! Thank you for sharing! Btw, I dig your long hair. Yay :)
autumnzephyr 3 years ago
STAN IS HOT LOVE HIS LONG HAIR
CHAN14C 3 years ago
50,000+ views. It's about damn time you guys started getting the cred you deserve. Keep up the great vids.
originalscreenname44 3 years ago
to cool i love it
aire420 3 years ago
I don't know who Stan is nor have I watched this clip in it's entirety (or even part of it) but I fully support him and all his methods...cuz i have nothing better to do
Anubiself 3 years ago
This stuff is funny and could be funny for the entire family...but the curse words are not funny..thank you for sharing
mactopolis 3 years ago
who gives a shit what you think is funny? thank you for sharing it anyway
steez8 3 years ago
I have watched every video and they every one gets funnier
dukeofblackcreek 3 years ago
this made me feel bad......
apppples 3 years ago
I love Stan!!! can't wait for the next episode!!
GBfizzel2 3 years ago
I'm still Stan! blog blog blog. lol This might be the best one yet. good job
RocKid30 3 years ago
Make more defenders of stan!!!!! DO IT
TJ300300 3 years ago
yes yes!
Michxel4 3 years ago
poor stan,
fergusshowman89 3 years ago
It's a.....night...light?
I'm outta here
LMAO!
ImmortalKenny 3 years ago
I really loved the skits so thanks for them they where super cool......you know what they where stan cool haha. I hope there will be more to come and if there are i can't wait to see them.
basslaw6 3 years ago
so funny...lol....i know a bunch of people like this.blog blog blog..lolololol....
great vd...funny..
ps you didn't need the curse word to make it work.......
Molliepet 3 years ago
wow....someone thinks he is really cool and funny....I would advise getting a real job and a haircut
krotchy22 3 years ago
lol funny 'specialy the milk part lol
ShaDovvSpaDe 3 years ago
The sound does not come through, why?
mauryvick 3 years ago
lol really really funny
magicmansucks 3 years ago
Blog blog blog... lol
Dudeeee34 3 years ago
lol omg wow funny loved it thnx dude, I was worried at first but then it caught onto me and i had a good chuckle :)
niloc565 3 years ago
lol "I'm still Stan! Blog blog blog"
Caenei 3 years ago
what is wrong wit u
rickropedope 3 years ago
Its fun watching people act silly. Thats what a good sense of humor is all about. I like this video. You did a good job Stan.
Rodney1252 3 years ago
lmao he drank da milk! dat was hilarious
at first i thought it was lame but it got me laughing eventually..lol
thefunnyguyclasses10 3 years ago
and then he spat back in it. lol. yea an at first it was lame, but he eventually gt me laughin 2
funtoo2 3 years ago
i just clicked on this link to test my laptop speakers and it was sooooo worth it
:D
kulturvultur 3 years ago
i thought it sucked extremely stupid and should be buried with dynomite and be blown up while drinking apple juice
thecowsofnotredam 3 years ago
The old ones were funnier.
teainthesahara 3 years ago
lol WTF? hahahaha
cashpally 3 years ago
SHIT.
ladiesman2271 3 years ago
That was to funny I am going to make a paper jail just for you. I would like to get a video that is as funny as yours..
2margret 3 years ago
Poor Stan. If I were him, I would just kill myself. But then again; If you saw Ted 'putting' the milk back in the carton, he may have been showing that he.. 'cares'. Or that he doesn't want to get caught. LOL
sage1412 3 years ago
stan, I laughed so hard i peed a little
jeweldnile420 3 years ago
If I had money, I'd send you milk...if I had super-powers, I'd MAKE you milk...yeah, I guess I could since I have nipples (as Ben Stiller has mentioned that anyone w/ nipples can do that...) WAIT...Stan, do YOU have nipples?? You could be your VERY OWN SUPER HERO TO YOURSELF!! You could be RICH in milk, if you just work your nipples...good luck & keep us posted on the dairy updates!!
musigalpati07 3 years ago 2
i really didint laugh but its a good video i like it
anicarbono 3 years ago
Your brother Ted is awesome. He needs to get his own milk though! ^^ I like milk.
sage1412 3 years ago
maybe stan has the power of youth.he never gets older and doesnt die from all the times his brother super pushes him.that whould be cool
hardy329 3 years ago
you have no life
ballzz415 3 years ago
This was all acting, your not very bright.
NotDarek 3 years ago
AHAHA
"uhh what is that?"
- a nite light?
o0Frankiie0o 3 years ago 2
lol
Christian9872 3 years ago
LOLOLOL professor pain
thevoodoowop 3 years ago
I just subscribed :)
Smaster116 3 years ago
haha your face is funny
HotWingDelft 3 years ago
Brilliant dude.. really funny.
ABrainFartFilm 3 years ago
HAAHAA that was funny :D 5 star
sammieeBaby 3 years ago
lol
redmirrorproductions 3 years ago
Use word Push the next time someone tries to kill you!
barrybelcher2002 3 years ago
lool !! i love ur ideas .. cool
crazyemenite 3 years ago
Faster than John Gemberling! More powerful than Golbe and Lane! Able to leap onto YouTube in a single upload! It's...The Defenders of Stan!
Next to the Batman parody episode, this is my favorite episode of the series. Can't wait for September's offering.
jimmyrabbitte 3 years ago
very funny nice board games
nakedshoes 3 years ago
4 stars though
YourTubeGod4ever 3 years ago
Youwill bot to You YouTube GOD!!!! NOT A SUPER HERO
YourTubeGod4ever 3 years ago
lol tht wuz rlly funni keep it up
pzrplam 3 years ago
brilliant!
salo73 3 years ago
lol
BallisticFungus 3 years ago
LOls .. weird but .. awesome !
flygonex 3 years ago
So cool
SportsAreMyDream24 3 years ago
This was awesome! :) Make more.
immortalanwar 3 years ago
wow if you lost a few pounds you look just like jesus. sorry jesus
AraBicboii 3 years ago
hey guys! ive been looking forward to your new episodes!
great work, as always
i might have to start my own blog and buy some milk
cant wait till the next one!
GO BiG HONKIN'
fatpiggy888 3 years ago
Looks like Jesus has been eating good lately. He's not as skinny as I thought.
JesusHasExtinct 3 years ago
OMG! its JESUS! +1
Iori400 3 years ago
You're a fucking genius, this is awesome!! thanks for making this vid'
Baloon55 3 years ago
that's a big LOL dude when is your next show
MelodySXL 3 years ago
around september 17th
thebighonkin 3 years ago
jesus, is that you?
6Ed6 3 years ago
this show is awesme, but i really would like something good to happen stan just once
jaredgroshen 3 years ago
Make an episode where Stan decides to be a Villian to get revenge....all his schemes suck, but nobody cares that he's doing them.
Nagneto 3 years ago
BORING!
666MaTyAS666 3 years ago
Maybe if you learned you some Englishia you would understando.
SpookiesRoom 3 years ago
well I know English, you sure have no idea of another language, or I am wrong?
666MaTyAS666 3 years ago
You might know Engrish, but you don't understand satire my friend!
SpookiesRoom 3 years ago
you look like jesus :o
Danny011189 3 years ago 3
Love this video, keep it up!
Rultog 3 years ago
This is already good big honkin stuff.I am only into the first 20 seconds.i know the next 4 minutes is just choice stuff, even though I am not hip enough to actually waste my life on pop culture.Pop culture blows.Ask Adam West.Wait-"saying pop culture 'blows'-also blows" My world is spinning-inward-I just can't handle it.
dantown1 3 years ago
Your Hot!
Octstorm 3 years ago
I love your blog, got any tips for me ?
fazeelite 3 years ago
you need a miniature cow to keep at home, that way you never have to worry about having fresh, steamy milk.
don't worry, the cops here are the same :)
emmamartini 3 years ago
You look like Glen Benton, but without the upsidedown cross brand. That, and I thought initially it read "Defenders of Satan."
moparmonster1965 3 years ago
dude. Stan in Deicide would be awesome
thebighonkin 3 years ago
One of my old faves, along with Grave, Carcass, Grave, and Autopsy.
moparmonster1965 3 years ago
but to be fair, Stan in ANY band would be pretty hilarious.
thebighonkin 3 years ago
You might fit well in Ween, perhaps.
moparmonster1965 3 years ago
haha, great stuff guys :)
RandomlyCrazyProduct 3 years ago
From the picture of this clip
do you think that he looks like
Triple H ???
iskandar12 3 years ago
Ok I watched the rest..liked it until the guy came out in a super hero costume,, that scared me..haha
Angitia41 3 years ago
Haha nothing new to say eh? lol
Angitia41 3 years ago
fucking shit that was annoying, I made it 17 seconds.
buttdagger 3 years ago
BLOG BLOG BLOG.
Nice Fake beard, Captain Ultra.
Lucharilla 3 years ago 2
poor stan, i feel for him,
xatyt 3 years ago 2
haha.. its a nightlite! I have my milk! haha
neoBENJAMIN 3 years ago
BLOG BLOG BLOGG
omega770 3 years ago
That was goddamn funny! Well done. I hope this is not the last episode.
InfamousDominion 3 years ago
lol, you!
Stan, you simply break it! : )
sataridis 3 years ago
LOL
I like the
You'll Laugh So Hard, No One Will Like You tag line.
Good one, Stan (:
ADeathWish 3 years ago
are you the brother of dave grohl?
HELPBOYMIURA 3 years ago
Fuck yeah I love Stan
poopyscoopy5 3 years ago
I'M STILL STAN!
colinhockings 3 years ago
I agree. This episode is rather weak. It doesn't take much to have a guy bitching in front of a computer. Parts were funny, but all in all very so so.
BurningBeard22 3 years ago
I have figured out what was bothering me about these past two episodes.
Most of DoS is funny because Stan's NOT a loser. He's into word games and geek stuff, but he's really an ordinary guy, neither very stupid nor very ugly. The joke is on Ted because Stan isn't nearly as pathetic as Ted seems to think.
These past two eps, though, have made Stan look extra whiny and helpless. He's less likable than usual.
Darkfrog24 3 years ago
Damn, I thought it said 'the defenders of "satan"'.
D'oh!
Shultzgti 3 years ago
So did I! ROFLMAO That's the only reason I clicked on the link. Wanted to see what kind of crazy person would defend Satan. LMAOOOOOOO
MICHWUR 3 years ago
meh
GishEagle 3 years ago
he's trying to be funny?
idiotpile 3 years ago
Can I have Stan? I would take good care of him and all. ;P
HarueHarue 3 years ago
Hi Im Chinese Rail-Tougong (铁头功)
Why all foreigners here?
Railtougong 3 years ago
If there's ever a man in Hell, it's Stan. lol Great episode as always! :)
Hylanvahr 3 years ago
finally! a new stan movie!!!!
lol, i like it!
TamaHAHA 3 years ago
looool! This is great stuff!
sirovidius 3 years ago
Stan, go and drink some radioaktive milk so you get some superpowers like the rest of us.
Thoran666 3 years ago
I want long hair:(
good comedy
Guardian9191 3 years ago
very good
wolfgang4061 3 years ago
hahaha. stan = handsome
Zombette77 3 years ago
This is really awesome! This is the first one i've watched, but now i'm definately going to watch more of your videos, starting with the first! I really like your style of comedy :)
grakbulrug 3 years ago 2
BLOG BLOG BLOG!!
you guys need to invent a word which is better than awesome because thats what you are!
monty8912 3 years ago 2
how about Stanalicious?
thebighonkin 3 years ago
YES. Another episode. I love these.
courtesyofcassidy 3 years ago 2
Great episode! I especially liked Captain Ultra's "It's a night light" line.
jonnyskywatcher 3 years ago 2
i've been waiting for the next episode to come out- it was worth the wait!!
Rikkus81 3 years ago 2
Needs more subscribers and viewers. By the way, Stan is awesome. He reminds me of where my life is going. Therefore, as sad as it is, he is my hero. What a great duo. Blue guy is hilarious. So is everyone else.
Harker911 3 years ago 2
This is a classic problem. They need to establish THAT Stan's first attempt at blogging is stilted and boring while still making the video itself fun for us in the real world to watch. Greater producers have failed at this task as well.
Overall, not the best DoS ever but still fun to watch.
Darkfrog24 3 years ago
HOW IS THIS SO UNPOPULAR!!!!
Veetothejay 3 years ago
LOL!! C'Mon guys, let Stan have one, just one. Poor guy.
Great Job as always!
DocHammerFan 3 years ago
There's a DUNE game? O_o
AguzSuiCaedere 3 years ago
It's time for a haircut, Stan...
melekashiro 3 years ago
You should hire professor pain to kick Stans ass
TreborNameloc 3 years ago
Teds ass*
TreborNameloc 3 years ago