@8maxthemax8 the transcribe is complete shit, I mean how on earth should a deaf person understand what's going on, it's like they pre-recorded random shit while they were high or some shit and randomly added this to their program...but roflmao anyway
Dude that guy at the end was fucking HARDCORE I mean having mortar strike right on ur head and not moving I mean omg he must have gone to have a Piss or something
Not to get technical or anything but "camping" is what snipers do. I've never heard of guys runnin round with 50. cal rifles shootin guys a few feet away. Usually vast distances from their targets.
They're Recon, not snipers. They are supposed to lock down a strategic position of advantage, use motion sensors, tag enemies, and take out enemies who are posing a threat to teammates. They are no supposed to be half a mile away from the map whoring for points.
@peanutbutterjelly31 there will always be noobs and non-team players in this world we just have to lear to deal with it... i found that out the hard way :(
@chunkyfucker3 Well, the class is clearly called Recon, isn't it? At want point does your weapon selection say "Sniper Rifle" and not M24 or T88. A sniper does not directly engage in a battle, they will wait hours or even days to take out a High Value Target, like a General or political figure.
@peanutbutterjelly31 I'm aware of a snipers role in real life, they're a versatile infantry unit. However the guns you've mentioned, M24 and T88, to name but a few, are designed as long range rifles, they're not suited to fighting directly on the battlefield, bolt action etc... In my book that class is a sniper.
@chunkyfucker3 Recon is a lot more than just "sniping," which I consider to be just killing anything you see. Honestly, if a Recon could just take a few seconds to spot everyone in his line of sight, he would help out the team more than he ever has before.
@peanutbutterjelly31 I completely agree with you. I often play as recon and I'm always spotting the enemy. It makes it easier for me to snipe em, and it helps team mates out. A team win is a win for the individual player aswell!
i love doing this now and there are always retards with their scopes sitting in that last spot just walk on up place the mortar strike (or stick them with c4) and laugh your ass off as the see where you are on the kill cam
its comforting to see someone else fail on an obvious kill, youd think the shrapnel splash would be enough to decimate any player on foot, but no it just has to be a direct hit. lame.
you should try to lock on the ground they are standing on, of course it wont work if you are not standing on a higher or equal height but you can make sure lock on the right point :)
This is actually a hilarious tactic. I used it on the snowy map on a game of Rush. Some level 44 douchebag kept camping in a fucking bush as the Assault class so, after he got me again as I tried to flank him, I thought of this video for some reason. So, yeah, here I am, I can't see him from where I am so press the Select button on my PS3 to spot him. Do so and waste a mortar strike on one person who I see go flying out the trees. Did I give a shit? Fuck no, I was too busy laughing my ass off.
Thank you transcribe audio for making me laugh harder than ever. I quote '...And I was literally right in front of the speech clearly hes alive was going through difficult times for openness Tuesday evenging.' LOL!
I never played any of the BF games besides BF3 but this one looks better than BF3.
TheDegrada 2 weeks ago in playlist Cr1TiKaL's Fun Tactics Series
@TheDegrada it is way more fun
superchrist1000 13 hours ago
@ckl2erkki That's the hilarious part. Talk shit like that and didn't even giggle
TomLe4593 3 weeks ago
i hate these kinda vids but since He is doing them i gonna watch all of his
NewEnglandboy453 1 month ago
Cr1tiKal does not like wookies.
IchiJewSan 2 months ago in playlist Cr1TiKaL's Fun Tactics Series
Why do you sound like Chuck Testa? So emotionless.
ckl2erkki 3 months ago
the players with ghilie suits look like Chubacca xD
omgitbrandonchan 3 months ago
Idk what is better, your commentary or the actual gameplay, either way, I'm subscribing
Revalish 3 months ago in playlist Cr1TiKaL's Fun Tactics Series
still watching this, was too funny
0:18 hahahhahaa
ramprire 3 months ago
you are the king of shitting jokes ahhahahahahahaa crap left a Hershey stain...
ramprire 4 months ago
021 trnsscribe audio say then motavate them .
MrGamerxpert 4 months ago
This one time, the army bombed mah buddeh Keith.
XardBoy 4 months ago
1:37 - Nazis single forty order it's it's kind look at this... Transcribe Audio.
xLoveWolfiex 4 months ago in playlist More videos from penguinz0
1:34 - fkn fearless. fkn determination. fkn assistance. fkn double fearless
thadea 5 months ago
1:06 use transcribe audio
deathsreaver 5 months ago
Man i can't stop laughing XDDDDD
OhNoApples 5 months ago
Just so you know, your utter badassness has squeezed so much shit out of my anus that I bought BC2.
Thank you so damn much.
therock557 5 months ago 3
@therock557
yay!
Crusina 5 months ago
Guys, stop arguing, jesus
SuperGreenlizard 6 months ago
"Look at him, fucking fearless!"
I cried with laughter :'D
Steebeh 6 months ago
@ChanTheN00b you have UNLIMITED mortars, just long ass delay between them
FACKINSMOKE 6 months ago
how do u get 2 mortars?
ChanTheN00b 6 months ago
so sad missed all the dogtags i could`nt do that:))
ReApEr88249 6 months ago in playlist Funny Things 2
0:32 bombs to the nuts tactic
xdesmo 6 months ago
Love this game man I already preordered battlefield 3 like 5 months ago. Play xbox: invite me DiffuseGore
DiffuseGore 7 months ago
look at this guy, fuckin fearless. XD i died watching this
2012MNN1 7 months ago
@2012MNN1 R.I.P
Solarisknight05 7 months ago
Vss sucks on long distance :/
legioneSoftair 7 months ago
thumbs up if youtube led you here
novarista12 7 months ago
Fuck camper
MusicGamer66 7 months ago
That is one dedicated camper :|
ObeyTehSystem 7 months ago
Nazis Single forty order its its kind of look at this. 1:38
darthobiwan4 8 months ago
Watch it transcribed from 1:38 - 2:32.
TheDevilCanDie 8 months ago
Mr. Fucking Fearless probably just had his controller disconnected and he was bathing in his own shit.
DarkMarc9001 8 months ago 88
IT IS NOT RECONS!!! THEY ARE ETIS!!!11111 ETI !!!1111
Sherlock626 8 months ago
"there was a very bodies critical things that was a little over much using telephone tactics" 0:01
seanmay151 8 months ago
i want you to do the commenting to every gameplay video on youtubE
pialakharam 8 months ago
Like this for eagle eyes
GNVstudios 8 months ago
"...killed his camping bitch friend" ROTFL!
Loxleiev 8 months ago
dude I love your videos...funny as hell
nabim123 8 months ago
i lol'd as soon as he said to use the mortars cuz he was only 30ft way!!!! 0_o
BL1NDF1R3OWNZ 8 months ago
recons are fun to kill
lokd222 8 months ago
360 tomahak/knife= epic fun tactic
E115Alex0345 8 months ago
i love battlefield ragdoll
TheNfstuner 9 months ago
the last clip made me cry!!!!!!!!!
Weeman2541 9 months ago
i click like button for the recon in the end of clip!!
predatorvmt 9 months ago
"Look at him, fucking fearless! He's still there."
Masterpivot292 9 months ago
It's funny when you say recon duchebag when you play the recon class yourself xD
madman2u 9 months ago
"I just started bathing in my own shit". I lol'd, very hard.
duncsvoice 9 months ago
lol thats hilarious
urungutang 9 months ago
one more morris right
8maxthemax8 10 months ago
@8maxthemax8 the transcribe is complete shit, I mean how on earth should a deaf person understand what's going on, it's like they pre-recorded random shit while they were high or some shit and randomly added this to their program...but roflmao anyway
Revanchist2 10 months ago
Fucking fearless. LOL
1066stern 10 months ago
Dude that guy at the end was fucking HARDCORE I mean having mortar strike right on ur head and not moving I mean omg he must have gone to have a Piss or something
mcgoozles93 10 months ago
@mcgoozles93 Fucking fearless
DarkH0lic 10 months ago
I love how you call them eagle eye in the bc2 fun tactics
And in the rocketman one steady aim was funny as well
Ironmaidenwantu4ded 10 months ago
Add me on PS3: SULLYJHF
to play some awesome games of bc2!
bobbyjheansify 11 months ago
LMFAO 1:03
" &uh solomon islands and this is a street on respective understandable aqueous standing" ( Transcribe Audio )
ShirraPure 11 months ago
Camping Bitch Friend.
dudeman600 11 months ago
Youv'e got a serious problem with playing with your shit.
hat1324 11 months ago
wait...did he just tell us to use the recon class? i never thought i'd see the day
EKhammer323 11 months ago
kills his camping bitch friend! lmfao!
wata503god 11 months ago
"Determination" that shit was hilarious
dirtdawg5656 11 months ago
Not to get technical or anything but "camping" is what snipers do. I've never heard of guys runnin round with 50. cal rifles shootin guys a few feet away. Usually vast distances from their targets.
chunkyfucker3 11 months ago
@chunkyfucker3 Haven't you seen "How Not to Be a Noob"?
They're Recon, not snipers. They are supposed to lock down a strategic position of advantage, use motion sensors, tag enemies, and take out enemies who are posing a threat to teammates. They are no supposed to be half a mile away from the map whoring for points.
peanutbutterjelly31 11 months ago
@peanutbutterjelly31
anybody with a sniper rifle is automatically classified as "sniper". its a gaming thing.
and no one cares what a recon is SUPPOSED to do, they are usually half a mile away whoring for points.
KlineStife 11 months ago
@KlineStife In a perfect world, they would be an asset to the team...
peanutbutterjelly31 11 months ago
@peanutbutterjelly31 there will always be noobs and non-team players in this world we just have to lear to deal with it... i found that out the hard way :(
nskinyt 10 months ago
@peanutbutterjelly31 Well they sure look like snipers to me. They wear ghillie suits and use SNIPER RIFLES. I wonder if thats a clue?
chunkyfucker3 10 months ago
@chunkyfucker3 Well, the class is clearly called Recon, isn't it? At want point does your weapon selection say "Sniper Rifle" and not M24 or T88. A sniper does not directly engage in a battle, they will wait hours or even days to take out a High Value Target, like a General or political figure.
peanutbutterjelly31 10 months ago
@peanutbutterjelly31 this is a game.... there are no generals or political figures...
TheElGatoMeow 10 months ago 29
@TheElGatoMeow exactly
chunkyfucker3 10 months ago
@TheElGatoMeow lvl 50's are generals of the army and there usually pretty good so......
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
@MrPhantompants he wasnt talking about lvl 50s and neither was i.
TheElGatoMeow 6 months ago
@TheElGatoMeow well i was so i win
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
@MrPhantompants ok 5 year old. whatever helps you sleep at night
TheElGatoMeow 6 months ago
@TheElGatoMeow im not five imsix fuckan fagget you faile kid yur trash
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
@MrPhantompants 0/10 you suck at trolling
TheElGatoMeow 6 months ago
@TheElGatoMeow 0/10 your trash you suck your moms dcik
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
@MrPhantompants good one. you obviously win this argument
TheElGatoMeow 6 months ago
@TheElGatoMeow yeh obviasly i said that and hour ago god yur stuped
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
@MrPhantompants you can stop trying
TheElGatoMeow 6 months ago
@TheElGatoMeow so i can be like more like u?hahahahaha retard
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
@MrPhantompants yeah. thats exactly what i meant
TheElGatoMeow 6 months ago
@TheElGatoMeow no thats what i meant when i was there u stuped dum idiot
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
@MrPhantompants i dont even know what thats supposed to mean but i lold
TheElGatoMeow 6 months ago
@TheElGatoMeow go home and you mom will kno what it means when u suck her dick before she even gets ready
MrPhantompants 6 months ago
@MrPhantompants i already sucked her dick today though. ill have to wait until tommorow
TheElGatoMeow 6 months ago
@peanutbutterjelly31 I'm aware of a snipers role in real life, they're a versatile infantry unit. However the guns you've mentioned, M24 and T88, to name but a few, are designed as long range rifles, they're not suited to fighting directly on the battlefield, bolt action etc... In my book that class is a sniper.
chunkyfucker3 10 months ago
@chunkyfucker3 Recon is a lot more than just "sniping," which I consider to be just killing anything you see. Honestly, if a Recon could just take a few seconds to spot everyone in his line of sight, he would help out the team more than he ever has before.
peanutbutterjelly31 10 months ago
@peanutbutterjelly31 I completely agree with you. I often play as recon and I'm always spotting the enemy. It makes it easier for me to snipe em, and it helps team mates out. A team win is a win for the individual player aswell!
chunkyfucker3 10 months ago
@chunkyfucker3 Spotting is such an awesome and simple game mechanic, it really pains me that so many people have NOO idea how to use it.....
peanutbutterjelly31 10 months ago
did the fearless guy just smacked his own ass then his buddy spawned right out of his asshole....? ROFL!!! xD
fyrerulez 11 months ago
i was like "IS IT GOING TO KILL HIM!??!"
deathx1055 11 months ago
too bad i play pc and the majority of bushwookies don't stay in the same spot for more than 1 minute
JoshTehVideoMaker 1 year ago
@JoshTehVideoMaker thank god for that ...
pancakesrulz 11 months ago
hahaha, camping bitch, dude ur hilarious! :D
MrSham3less 1 year ago
How do you get two mortar strikes? I can only get one.
SonofBrummieDarkness 1 year ago
@SonofBrummieDarkness it recharges
DonogathX 1 year ago
A.K.A. the snowman's nipples.
pacific14586 1 year ago
LOL AT 1:39 TRANSCRIBE SAYTS NAZIS SINGLE FORTY ORDER ITS..ITS..KIND OF.. LOOK AT THIS!
nathanbacon3 1 year ago
Never ever eat while watching this.
leeneesheng 1 year ago
The first one made me laugh so much. he ragdolls so far.
cerj4eva 1 year ago
FAIL HAHAHAHA, This is very good series =) thanks for tips
Santturi1 1 year ago
fucking fearless, resilient!!! hahahaha almost died
Zz1Aa2Cc3Kk4 1 year ago
FEARLESS HAHAHAHAHA!
faz1991 1 year ago
How does your morta reload so fast?
spellinganimals 1 year ago
Love the humor you have in your vids man, intentional or not.
ko02 1 year ago
Lol I just got off bc2 and now I'm about to get back on it from watching this video
Gustis777 1 year ago
haha "fucking fearless"
hellx159 1 year ago
You have a good way of saying things
SPECMECH 1 year ago
That's awesome shit bro!
Bradburn911 1 year ago
i laughed so hard at the last clip
StuntDonkey3 1 year ago
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Well you won't have the mortar
--transcribed
Toxic9813 1 year ago
WHY Transcribe audio says "Nazis single forty order it's kind of look at this" I will never know... Google = nazis? lol
DestructionsLight 1 year ago
fuckin fearless... epic man
poloptree 1 year ago
hilarious how he locked onto that guys crotch
pizzathehut0331 1 year ago
Wouldn't it be more humiliating if you knife him?
4nus 1 year ago
@4nus no dude cause when hes dead he will see you have been standing right behind him for about 15 seconds and he was too stupid and didnt notice
hazzardwantcookies 1 year ago
nice kills do c4 in the nxt vid
lknhanson 1 year ago
"So that's into this episode rate the video combat video and subscribe to a decision was in orbit is from the series"
prozac26 1 year ago
I put on Transcribe audio on 1:40 and it said "Nazis single forty order it's it's kind of look at this"
brettpooped 1 year ago
"FUCKING FEARLESS!" Fuck that he's just touched in the head. He must have his iphone plugged in instead of his com or something.
joemama114 1 year ago
and did kill his camping bitch ,, friend " LMFAO dude, your hilarious
boznian4life 1 year ago
how many maps are there on this game cuz i wanna buy it and is it better than call of duty?
jlcjcdc 1 year ago
fucking fearless ! hahaha
AngryFrog992 1 year ago
i love doing this now and there are always retards with their scopes sitting in that last spot just walk on up place the mortar strike (or stick them with c4) and laugh your ass off as the see where you are on the kill cam
Snakebiteloo 1 year ago
Haha!! "Nazis single forty order its its kind of look at this" 1:37 with transcribe audio, oh and i love your vids :)
Lusios87 1 year ago
Lmao I love your commentary man.
livingdead360 1 year ago
"Look at him, fucking fearless." LMFAOOOO! I died laughing.
HefferHefferHeffer 1 year ago 212
LMAO 1:04 with transcribe audio on!
gaturguts 1 year ago
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omgitsamri 1 year ago
whats with this guy and his feces. "I was ready to bathe in my own shit" ??
bryandeezy 1 year ago
whole areas go flying most of the time .......wwaaaaaat
TheLynchexperience 1 year ago
recons are asexual
MetalPunkZz 1 year ago 113
@MetalPunkZz aren't all wookies?
fyiiamthetf2fan 11 months ago
its comforting to see someone else fail on an obvious kill, youd think the shrapnel splash would be enough to decimate any player on foot, but no it just has to be a direct hit. lame.
journyman2010 1 year ago
i love your videos xD
Bosbachos 1 year ago
hahaha i HATE snipers!!!!!! there so cocky lol
MrDeanie101 1 year ago
have a video where you say nothing but bitch
gh5432 1 year ago
not a single fucking mortar hits this guy, fucking fearless! hes still there! he is still there!
jokerbaby2 1 year ago
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i rate this 10 out of 10
chizzbuger 1 year ago
so fucking funny!
ohsnap2552 1 year ago
Another tip. You don't have to zoom in the goggles to use mortar
MrWatupdog 1 year ago
@MrWatupdog thats only in pc.
disturblinkinpark 1 year ago
@disturblinkinpark No i do it all the time on PS3
MrWatupdog 1 year ago
misses again !!!!!
nightracergti 1 year ago
1:30 HAHAH XD
SteamSourceSDK 1 year ago
there are to many noobs in bfbc2
TokioHotelAnti 1 year ago
@TokioHotelAnti The noobs in BC2 are what we refere to as MW2 players.
jawehawk 1 year ago
@TokioHotelAnti yeah cause mw2 has less noobs....
rlsbot 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!! fearless! didnt even move haha aw man that was great
paydn202 1 year ago
so many fail snipers...
maikeru1 1 year ago
Dude! U r freaking funny
ymcu2007 1 year ago
you should try to lock on the ground they are standing on, of course it wont work if you are not standing on a higher or equal height but you can make sure lock on the right point :)
TheLastVoodooMan 1 year ago
FUCKING FEALESS THAT IS DETERMINATION!
D1sAsT1R 1 year ago 2
Looooool, THAT RECIN FAGGOT WENT FLYING XD
MegaGamer2k10 1 year ago
that shouldve been 2 dog tags, but.. i lold so hard on your commentary dude ur freakn hilarious :))
UseUrHead503 1 year ago
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MY CHEST HURTS!!!!!!!
NinjaSpartanThe 1 year ago
This is actually a hilarious tactic. I used it on the snowy map on a game of Rush. Some level 44 douchebag kept camping in a fucking bush as the Assault class so, after he got me again as I tried to flank him, I thought of this video for some reason. So, yeah, here I am, I can't see him from where I am so press the Select button on my PS3 to spot him. Do so and waste a mortar strike on one person who I see go flying out the trees. Did I give a shit? Fuck no, I was too busy laughing my ass off.
Endsville08 1 year ago
Does the reload time shorten for the mortar strike if you have improved demolitions selected? reply pls!
pacman599 1 year ago
and im just about to start bathing my own shit cause im so pissed of.... or
the the blind sheik absorb this talk about political muscle.
ah, audio transcribe. what a great invention.
keshinko 1 year ago
haha fearless
fragoulis13 1 year ago
1:34
And not a single fuck was given that day!
MrAfroShark 1 year ago
LOL
it was great
elemooo1 1 year ago
hahah thats is determination haha
AngelSite10 1 year ago
at 0:20 Clinton is in and lock onto them with a motor? (transcribe)
MrPoltergeist94 1 year ago
"fucking fearless"
ahahaha oh wow
SinnerBeta 1 year ago
Someone get this guy a contract for machinima!
MutilateYOU 1 year ago
You are a LEGEND dude! These videos are great!
Nightslasher 1 year ago
BOMBARDMENT!
EfrainMan 1 year ago
you dont havbe to zoom in to use it, just a thought
fullfist 1 year ago
Thank you transcribe audio for making me laugh harder than ever. I quote '...And I was literally right in front of the speech clearly hes alive was going through difficult times for openness Tuesday evenging.' LOL!
goodbyeash 1 year ago
lol fearless
superjuwon 1 year ago
bEAUTIFUL
Ophashia 1 year ago
hahah* love the end XD