Very amusing, your presentation...! ...but you´re kind of crazy, aren´t you?
(in a positive way...!) ;-)
No human being can know how it all works and it´s not even important cause nobody could ever change it. The only thing counts is the moment... in my opinion.
I've been an atheist for almost a year now, but even when I was a Christian I excepted the theory of evolution as fact for as long as I could remember because there is a shitload of evidence for it, such as transitional fossils, gene sequencing, embryology, geographic distribution, radiocarbondating, observations of both microevolution and macroevolution in both the lab and in nature, homologous features, phylogeny, and vestigial organs.
tylermccail7777777 I loved your satire! very funny!
"my dear friend whom believes in creationism, what is gravity? well... uuhhm deeeerp USA USA USA! *holding the american flag high (that is made in china)* IM FRUM USA I DONT HAFVE TO KNOW!! LAND OF TEH FREE!!... *Cough*, S.O.P.A?
Wow. I'm guessing you're not from The United States. Thanks for that shower of pointless racism. I AM from The United States and I am also an atheist. An atheist who understands the concept of satire. Yes, that's right, this was a SATIRICAL video. I was making fun of creationists. Don't go running your mouth about 300 million people just because a few loud mouths give us a bad name. Yes there are a lot of dumb Americans but I assure you, my humorless friend, I am not one of them.
You on the other hand, for your inability to sense sarcasm when you see it...can not be all that bright. That's probably the reason why you generalize an entire nation just based on what you hear about on TV and from your little friends. See me, I don't generalize. I point out the imbeciles and cowards individually... see. Sorry to rant on you like this but don't be a bigot man, it doesn't do anyone any good. Creationists are stupid. Not ALL Americans.
Either you're agreeing with my position and jumping ahead to concur without mentioning that you got the satire, OR you need the foreign guy from Peter Griffin's work to explain sarcasm to you.
@philessexuk Evolution is the only thing remotely like their views--oh wait, it's not. There's something MORE amazing about the world happening randomly--even though the universe has many, many laws that don't make this world so random, let alone the universe, itself. Imagine a universe were some magic man pulls the strings--there's nothing interesting about that. And the smarter subjects would be too scared to walk out their house because this magical thing hates people that don't believe in it
@TheOkami1113 actually the concept behind this imaginary guy is interesting, it shows us that people who are weak and fear life itself hide behind a fictitious lie hoping that when they die they will wake in another world with nothing to worry about. delusional comes to mind
if we had listened to the Christians, Muslims and other religions there would be no science ... would not have to answer questions relating to physical ... since we can not approach the thought of god ... of course, no saw in the Bible references to functions ..
for this product enjoy the science ... so thank people,not god!
if we had listened to the Christians, Muslims and other religion then there wouldn't have been even science ... I mean that there would not even be question about HOW things happen...everything is gods will so we cant approach his way of thinking...WTF..guess what idiots,bible didnt give us any functions....SCIENCE did!!!!
so enjoy the products of science and thank the PEOPLE,not god!!
*Sigh* I hate doing homework...and taking the trash out, and cleaning my room, sometimes you got to do things you don't like. Like coming from monkeys.
I think this was being ironic. It cant be real, no one is that silly. I bet he is an Atheist. If not then he is doing a big disservice to his beliefs, even me a hard core antitheist could do a better job.
What's really sad is that it was a little hard to tell if you were just making fun of creationists, or you actually were one...that's how terrible a vast majority of their arguments are.
Exactly! And we as Americans like things to be easy. On top of that, we're free, which means we're free to possess whatever level of scientific literacy we choose; even if that level is zero!
Aspie...short for Apergers syndrome. He's saying he thinks I have Aspergers which is an idiotic thing to say for at least 3 reasons.
1. There is no "aspergers look" it's not down like syndrome.
2. People with aspergers are ALWAYS at least average intelligence )by definition) and usually gifted. Einstein, Mozart and Thomas Jefferson are all believed to have had it.
3. I was TRYING too look stupid so even if there was an "aspie look" it would have been there intentionally.
this is for everybody, the reason why ""God"" didn't necessary created the universe Hawking says: "Because there is a law such as gravity, the Universe can and will create itself from nothing, "The spontaneous creation is the reason that there is something rather than nothing", is the reason why the universe exists, that we exist. No need to invoke God as the one who started the match and created the Universe "
"I've got ten reasons why creationism is way better than evolution." (but I can only think of five of them. Then I'll repeat a few, that will make it true.)
No, the flat earth society is silly. Everyone knows the earth is a sphere. Claiming that a sky fairy poofed everything into existence is totally rational though.
Too bad you're retarded and I'm sure if you tried to attack me I would easily out-whit you, overpower you, choke you out, run your pockets, find your ID and call your mommy to come pick you up. Also, you're not doing your Christian cult any favors by posting threatening comments on satirical video. (Satirical means not serious) Because it's just re-enforcing the idea that you're a primitive and hateful group of people. The very reason I posted this video. Thank you for proving my point
Furthermore, you have put me in a terrific mood with your stupidity. I feel that much more superior to you ancient-myth-believing, sky-fairy-worshiping numskulls because you've proven once again how moronic and violent you are. Even though you've made me feel better, I'm not going to return the favor due to the whole death-threat thing. Have a shitty day retard. : )
Oh, and I suppose I should note that I do have an infinitesimal (very, very small) shred of sympathy for you due to the fact that you probably really are close to to the retarded line (IQ score below 75) while mine is somewhere north of 140. Despite my compassion, I respond with these harsh and honest rebuttals because it's fun and I think putting a violent imbecile in his/her place needs to be done a bit more often. I bully bullies. Don't come back unless you grow up and learn.
It was supposed to be obvious. I wasn't trying to fool anyone into thinking I was really a creationist. I don't get how anyone could think that I was serious or that I was trying to appear serious.
@tylermccail7777777 I've seen real creationist nearly that bad, Mysticalforest comes to mind. And I've seen pretty smart youtubers fooled by TamTam and Edward Currant. Still how anyone can think this is serious is reall beyond me.
@tylermccail7777777 it was just the right amount of obvious, i hav seen idiot creationist videos where they act very similiar, its amazing how people argue the magic fairy idea. amazingly willfully ignorant
ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist), I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering. The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment. In my popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS, I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching. ~Babu G. Ranganathan (B.A. theology/biology)
SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE, because of entropy, could not have sustained itself eternally. Einstein confirmed that space, matter, and time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)
What? You sight Einstein and then say, "the beginning had to be supernatural"???? WTF? Supernatural simply means, not natural. When dealing with science, EVERYTHING is natural. That's all science is. The study of the natural world. NO ONE knows what happened before the big bang. That makes it a mystery, nothing more, nothing less. A pure mystery with NO answers, get it? God-did-it is just a stupid, made up answer with nothing to back it up. Grow the fuck up!
@tylermccail7777777 true that everything is natural and the what was b4 the big bang we don't know yet, but we could. so until we do, we just figure it out and not assume something that doesn't exist did it :) great points
NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How were species living, reproducing if their reproductive system, vital structures, and organs hadn't evolved yet? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic/biological similarities between species.
You don't understand evolution. Stop trying to get into a debate when you don't have any information about the topic. In other words, stop being and ignorant tool.
BLIND WATCHMAKER NO ARGUMENT. Natural selection is no "blind watchmaker" because it can only "select" from traits having survival value. It doesn't produce those traits. It only operates once there is life and reproduction, not before, so it couldn't be involved in life's origins. A partially-evolved cell (an oxymoron) would quickly disintegrate. It couldn't wait ("survive") millions of years for chance to complete it and then make it living! Read: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
Amino acids, the building blocks of life would have been the first life forms. Yes these building blocks could have evolved over generations to form an entire cell. Just because you have an idiotic viewpoint that has nothing to do with science and everything to do with non-scientific assumptions that you share with other ignorant people, doesn't make you correct.
DAWKINS, HITCHENS, AND HAWKING REFUSE TO DEBATE with creationists who are SCIENTISTS, such as the scientists at The Institute for Creation (ICR) Research. Dawkins and his friends only debate non-scientist creationists. ICR scientists have written excellent articles on "Vestigial" Structures, Fossils, Genetics, Mutations, "Junk DNA," Natural Selection, Age of The Earth, Dinosaurs and The Bible, etc., etc. Just peruse their articles archive.
Those smart men refuse to engage in a meaningless conversation with uneducated fools like you because they have better things to do with their time. They would rather debate other scientists for mutual benefit than try to teach those who are willfully ignorant of known scientific facts. I'm bored and I feel like taking a stab at breaking through your ignorance wall to enlighten you, hence why I un-spammed your silly comments and am taking the time to refute them all.
DEBATE IS NOT OVER. In Darwin's time not enough science was known to refute macro-evolution. There was no understanding of genetics. Darwin thought the cell was just a simple glob. No one knew about DNA, RNA, proteins. Modern evolutionists now know, but the theory is entrenched as gospel and a lot of personal motives are at stake as well. Just saying that something evolved doesn't make it so! Schools should present both sides! Read my article WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
There is no debate about whether or not evolution is a real process. You're bringing up another concept which you know nothing about and trying to dress it up as a debate among scientists. I'm sure there is some differing in theorizing the specific process by which various organisms mutated, but that's because scientists constantly challenge everything in order to get the truth. Hence why science is awesome and religion sucks.
APES ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE IN HOW THEY WALK, just as humans are quite comfortable in how they walk. Even a slight change in the position of a muscle or bone, for either, would be excruciatingly painful and would not be an advantage for survival. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from an ape-like creature anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from a four-legged dog-like creature. Read Internet article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE.
There are no missing links. Not having every single fossil from every developmental stage of every life form that has ever existed, does not constitute "missing links". There have been more than enough fossils found to support evolution to where it sits today in the scientific community, as A FACT! There is absolute, undeniable proof that humans have evolved from an ape-like ancestor. You being unaware of that fact doesn't change it's accuracy.
ALL REAL EVOLUTION ( i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.) is the expression, over time, of already existing genes. Evolution is possible only if there’s information (genes) directing it. Only variations of already existing genes are possible, which means only limited evolution and adaptations are possible. Nature can only work with the "cards" it has. Nature is not a genetic engineer! It can't invent new genes. That’s evolutionary faith, not science. Read my article, WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
Where do these imaginary dividing lines come from? Are you incapable of thinking in terms of millions or billions of years? If a tiny genetic change happens once every thousand generations, than after a million generations, 1,000 of these genetic changes will have occurred (I'm over-simplifying of course, but you're clueless so I need to). So something that looks like a dog now, could look like a fish in a million generations. Get it? No, you probably don't....
GENETIC INFORMATION DOESN'T HAPPEN BY CHANCE, so it's more logical to believe that genetic similarities between all forms of life are due to a common Designer who designed similar functions for similar purposes. It doesn't mean all forms of life are biologically related! "Junk DNA" isn't junk. These non-coding segments of DNA have recently been found to be vital in regulating gene expression. Read: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
There is NOTHING logical about assuming we have a creator. The concept of the creator has NO evidence whatsoever to back it up. It's just a make-believe story for kids. Some kids never grow up obviously, which is why we have wars over imaginary beings. Genetic information was initially created by chance. Like it or not, that's how it is. Since then, it has adapted due to random mutations that proved beneficial.
If evolution doesnt exist and we are all decendants of Noah and everyone on the ark... then
Noah and everyone on the ark had every disease known to man. Herpies, aids, the clap, cancer, mono, the black plague, the bubonic plague, thyphoid fever, swine flu, Polio, small pox, cholera, Ebola, Malaria, Spanish flu, and about a billion other things.
Since viruses cant evolve then they cant create themselves and they were on the arc.
Oddly enough, despite the delivery, this is what a large number of people who believe in Creationism say. So all though this is amusing, it scares the hell out of me! ;)
It's funny because, just like many other satire vids on this subject, they actually are identical to the REAL creationist videos presented by the MOST INTELLIGENT creationists out there. LOL. You can't tell the difference between satire, and REAL creationism. HAHAHA. Dat der dang ol' god don done it!
I actually had to read the comments before I decided I was not totally horrified. That is en more sad ? I have been jaded on yt. There are some stupid people out there with video cams.
OH, it was funny as hell after the brief heart failure.
It's hard to believe you are able to figure out how to get around in life. You may not understand your car. computer, your microwave oven . . . so, it's simple, a god did it! BTW, there are over 10,000 gods founds in history books, would you care to share with me what god you are referring to?
It's hard to believe that some people can think they are clever and yet not be capable of recognizing satire when they see it. Number 4 was me hitting the desk...it was a joke. I was making fun of creationists. Get it now?
@tylermccail7777777 These are much more emotionally convincing arguments than what the intelligent design wizards come up with. Life is amazing and super complex and magical and looks specially designed. Conclusion God did it. Why make up all the ID sophistry? It's simply chance can't do this?
@RuinSonic " Life is amazing and super complex and magical and looks specially designed. Conclusion God did it. Why make up all the ID sophistry? It's simply chance can't do this?"
Because thats the strategy. The leaked Wedge document and public declarations by the father of ID (Phillip Johnson) clearly lay out the religious strategy of 1)equating evolution with atheism, 2)demonizing science as a whole, and 3)replacing scientific knowledge with religion.
@stiimuli Can you give me the link? I've heard Phillip Johnson say that ID wasn't a very good scientific theory yet or something to that effect.
Well it's pretty obvious why they want this. Almost any field of study relating to humans also has to deal with the origin and nature of humans which evolution is very connected with. Creationists want humanity to be tied to special creation and God's intentions. So therefore we rewrite pyschology, biology, anthropology and so on.
@RuinSonic I cant link in youtube replies but google "wedge document" and "Phillip Johnson intelligent design quotes"
add to that declarations like Answers in Genesis' saying right on their "statement of faith" page to reject any evidence that contradicts the bible even before that evidence is presented and you have a recipe for misinforming the public in favor of a religious agenda.
@stiimuli To be fair though. If you think the something is 100% true you are going to reject any evidence to the contrary. If you told me I was born 20 minutes ago there's no amount of evidence that is going to convince me. Well theoretically maybe, but I don't know if I'm even able to believe that even if it was rationally justified.
It's the believing the Bible is 100% correct independent of the evidence of reality that is the crazy thing.
@RuinSonic "To be fair though. If you think the something is 100% true you are going to reject any evidence to the contrary."
which is the difference between science and religion. One is freely (and often gleefully) open to changing its viewpoint if new information supports doing so...
Very amusing, your presentation...! ...but you´re kind of crazy, aren´t you?
(in a positive way...!) ;-)
No human being can know how it all works and it´s not even important cause nobody could ever change it. The only thing counts is the moment... in my opinion.
Anikin8 5 days ago
Cool video mate... Its too close to the real thing though eh? LOL
FatRakoon 2 weeks ago
Guys where is the ceratosaurus in this video? I can't seem to find him D;
johntheant 2 weeks ago
I've been an atheist for almost a year now, but even when I was a Christian I excepted the theory of evolution as fact for as long as I could remember because there is a shitload of evidence for it, such as transitional fossils, gene sequencing, embryology, geographic distribution, radiocarbondating, observations of both microevolution and macroevolution in both the lab and in nature, homologous features, phylogeny, and vestigial organs.
tylermccail7777777 I loved your satire! very funny!
nuclearmaster2 3 weeks ago
@nuclearmaster2 Seriously,are posting this on every video you see?
And no I am not stalking you.....
tfavors28 3 weeks ago
@tfavors28 yeah, im bored. deal with it.
nuclearmaster2 2 weeks ago
@nuclearmaster2 Hey I'm not knocking you brother. you make a good point. I just thought it was wierd that I kept seeing the same exact thing
tfavors28 2 weeks ago
Evolution IS the truth. There's no debating it. There's almost nothing left in it we haven't solved.
TheOkami1113 1 month ago
@TheOkami1113
I know dude...it's satire.
tylermccail7777777 3 weeks ago
"my dear friend whom believes in creationism, what is gravity? well... uuhhm deeeerp USA USA USA! *holding the american flag high (that is made in china)* IM FRUM USA I DONT HAFVE TO KNOW!! LAND OF TEH FREE!!... *Cough*, S.O.P.A?
robbantheshit 1 month ago
@robbantheshit
Wow. I'm guessing you're not from The United States. Thanks for that shower of pointless racism. I AM from The United States and I am also an atheist. An atheist who understands the concept of satire. Yes, that's right, this was a SATIRICAL video. I was making fun of creationists. Don't go running your mouth about 300 million people just because a few loud mouths give us a bad name. Yes there are a lot of dumb Americans but I assure you, my humorless friend, I am not one of them.
tylermccail7777777 1 month ago
@tylermccail7777777 i was making fun of the ?stereotyping. dont get mad, im weak.
robbantheshit 1 month ago
@robbantheshit
You on the other hand, for your inability to sense sarcasm when you see it...can not be all that bright. That's probably the reason why you generalize an entire nation just based on what you hear about on TV and from your little friends. See me, I don't generalize. I point out the imbeciles and cowards individually... see. Sorry to rant on you like this but don't be a bigot man, it doesn't do anyone any good. Creationists are stupid. Not ALL Americans.
tylermccail7777777 1 month ago
I think we should all stop reasoning and questioning just mindless be a follower to accept your faith-- Religion.
codeagent47 1 month ago
@codeagent47
Either you're agreeing with my position and jumping ahead to concur without mentioning that you got the satire, OR you need the foreign guy from Peter Griffin's work to explain sarcasm to you.
tylermccail7777777 1 month ago
I like number 4
bigsexy13 1 month ago
Evolution is just one concept that disagrees with creationism and yet it is only evolution they take on
Archaeology + Anthropology + Big Bang + Evolution etc Vs Creationism
Creationists only evidence is their faith and most of it doesnt have any logical sense
philessexuk 1 month ago
@philessexuk Evolution is the only thing remotely like their views--oh wait, it's not. There's something MORE amazing about the world happening randomly--even though the universe has many, many laws that don't make this world so random, let alone the universe, itself. Imagine a universe were some magic man pulls the strings--there's nothing interesting about that. And the smarter subjects would be too scared to walk out their house because this magical thing hates people that don't believe in it
TheOkami1113 1 month ago
@TheOkami1113 actually the concept behind this imaginary guy is interesting, it shows us that people who are weak and fear life itself hide behind a fictitious lie hoping that when they die they will wake in another world with nothing to worry about. delusional comes to mind
philessexuk 1 month ago
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philessexuk 1 month ago
0/10 C'mon son. You can do better.
kingnat2 1 month ago
@kingnat2 Whoa, didn't finish the video. -15/10. You can do WAYYYYYY better.
kingnat2 1 month ago
@kingnat2
What are you talking about? I can do better at what?
tylermccail7777777 1 month ago
I clicked the lnk expecting a whole different video! I LOVED IT!!! Way to go man!
baspyrostse 2 months ago
@MiguelBellular It totally is. If he was serious, he probably would of taken down his channel by now.
dmoney69696969 2 months ago
if we had listened to the Christians, Muslims and other religions there would be no science ... would not have to answer questions relating to physical ... since we can not approach the thought of god ... of course, no saw in the Bible references to functions ..
for this product enjoy the science ... so thank people,not god!
manosFox 2 months ago
if we had listened to the Christians, Muslims and other religion then there wouldn't have been even science ... I mean that there would not even be question about HOW things happen...everything is gods will so we cant approach his way of thinking...WTF..guess what idiots,bible didnt give us any functions....SCIENCE did!!!!
so enjoy the products of science and thank the PEOPLE,not god!!
manosFox 2 months ago
xD
BCT071 3 months ago
yawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madenew000 3 months ago
@madenew000
Yawn? It's only a 2 minute video! You are are a big poo poo head.
tylermccail7777777 3 months ago
@tylermccail7777777
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
madenew000 3 months ago
*Sigh* I hate doing homework...and taking the trash out, and cleaning my room, sometimes you got to do things you don't like. Like coming from monkeys.
shortyoverlord 3 months ago
@shortyoverlord
How about picking up on sarcasm? Do you not like doing that too? :)
tylermccail7777777 3 months ago
We did not come from monkeys we have a common ancester. That happened about 2 million years ago.
peterb1968 3 months ago
I think this was being ironic. It cant be real, no one is that silly. I bet he is an Atheist. If not then he is doing a big disservice to his beliefs, even me a hard core antitheist could do a better job.
peterb1968 3 months ago
@peterb1968
Ironic? No sir. I'm as sincere as Stephen Colbert.
tylermccail7777777 3 months ago
What's really sad is that it was a little hard to tell if you were just making fun of creationists, or you actually were one...that's how terrible a vast majority of their arguments are.
Galahad747 4 months ago
Science is hard, so God did it!
ChipArgyle 4 months ago
@ChipArgyle
Exactly! And we as Americans like things to be easy. On top of that, we're free, which means we're free to possess whatever level of scientific literacy we choose; even if that level is zero!
tylermccail7777777 4 months ago
@tylermccail7777777 Yes, and it's that much more fun if the race is to the bottom, not to the top.
ChipArgyle 4 months ago
@QBRebel16
Aspie...short for Apergers syndrome. He's saying he thinks I have Aspergers which is an idiotic thing to say for at least 3 reasons.
1. There is no "aspergers look" it's not down like syndrome.
2. People with aspergers are ALWAYS at least average intelligence )by definition) and usually gifted. Einstein, Mozart and Thomas Jefferson are all believed to have had it.
3. I was TRYING too look stupid so even if there was an "aspie look" it would have been there intentionally.
tylermccail7777777 4 months ago
very funny video, nicely done. took me a while to realise it was a joke, very good
musefan1011985 4 months ago
Nice satire, well done.
Grominx 5 months ago
Is this for real? you aint serious right?
vinkeveen2 5 months ago
I can't argue with that logic lol. Especially #4, 5, and 6. Ahahahaha! You made my day man.
gothikchile13 5 months ago 2
Poe's law in effect.
adam3251 5 months ago
Keep trollin' my friend :D
hellterminator 5 months ago
I thought we humans wiped out the neanderthals? Well its nice to see one using youtube anyway!
AlwaysWearYourHelmet 5 months ago
number 4 might be the best argument for god's existence I've ever heard
viridismonasteriense 5 months ago 2
Are you fucking serious?
ReFLeXTriCkShoT 5 months ago
@ReFLeXTriCkShoT no its called satire
cruelbusiness1984 5 months ago
I'm glad I watched the whole thing haha.
kikomagana1990 5 months ago
hahaha, love this video
geekman127 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
fuck your bible you faggot!
CaptainNensho 5 months ago
r u for real?
MrNelsoman 5 months ago
@MrNelsoman satire
cruelbusiness1984 5 months ago
Are you familiar with pastafarianism?
Maybe you'ed be willing to convert to the Church of the flying spaghetti monster.
metallavery 5 months ago
@QBRebel16 Uhh... Aspie much?
ideologger 5 months ago
SERIOUS VIOLATION OF POE'S LAW! Couldn't tell this was satire until the very end. Tells you something about their case!
ideologger 5 months ago
Funny =D
jutau 5 months ago
Good satire
sinedeocodex 5 months ago
#1. ARGUMENT FROM PREFERRED ANCESTRY
- I don't want to be related to monkeys.
- Therefore, evolution is false.
#2: TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
- Check out that tree. Isn't it pretty?
- Therefore, evolution is false.
#3: ARGUMENT FROM COMPREHENSIBILITY
- Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
- Therefore, evolution is false.
TheGamblingApocalyps 5 months ago
@Reyson01 It's not a theory, it's a belief.
chickypunk18 5 months ago
The problem with the theory of creationism is that it's just a theory, not a proven fact.
(no,I'm not serious)
Reyson01 5 months ago
If you can´t count to ten how do you expect to understand evolution!
adriansuhr 5 months ago
this is for everybody, the reason why ""God"" didn't necessary created the universe Hawking says: "Because there is a law such as gravity, the Universe can and will create itself from nothing, "The spontaneous creation is the reason that there is something rather than nothing", is the reason why the universe exists, that we exist. No need to invoke God as the one who started the match and created the Universe "
nicolaz1357 5 months ago
God is all powerful, and has control of everything and anything!
Exception: Evolution.
ScottyKoz78 5 months ago
"I've got ten reasons why creationism is way better than evolution." (but I can only think of five of them. Then I'll repeat a few, that will make it true.)
ScottyKoz78 5 months ago
did he died?
TheAharrison31 5 months ago
great video reminds me of Edward current
ELEMENTSFAN666 5 months ago
erm why respect creationism? ... its a joke lol
(btw was this video a joke? ive seen people on youtube who really do have vids like this that they really mean)
PhilosopherGaming 5 months ago
@PhilosopherGaming its satire
ELEMENTSFAN666 5 months ago
its like saying respect the flat earth society
valsotto27 5 months ago 6
@valsotto27
No, the flat earth society is silly. Everyone knows the earth is a sphere. Claiming that a sky fairy poofed everything into existence is totally rational though.
tylermccail7777777 5 months ago 8
@tylermccail7777777 Lol hahaha!
valsotto27 5 months ago
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pacrat90 5 months ago
@tylermccail7777777 I was ready to thumb down your video...but then I saw it so now I had to push the thumb up button..and I did...it was...done
Ben1987X 5 months ago
@tylermccail7777777 --- I wish I could smash a Bible over your ugly head.....over and over until you die
Hunkola 5 months ago
@Hunkola very fundamentalist of u. how bout stoning? no hate like christian lov
cruelbusiness1984 5 months ago
@cruelbusiness1984 ---- I got no love for ya, dumbo ---- just wanna smash your brains in with my Bible
Hunkola 5 months ago
@Hunkola
Lol...dumbo. Classy and punishing insult. : )
tylermccail7777777 5 months ago
@Hunkola
Too bad you're retarded and I'm sure if you tried to attack me I would easily out-whit you, overpower you, choke you out, run your pockets, find your ID and call your mommy to come pick you up. Also, you're not doing your Christian cult any favors by posting threatening comments on satirical video. (Satirical means not serious) Because it's just re-enforcing the idea that you're a primitive and hateful group of people. The very reason I posted this video. Thank you for proving my point
tylermccail7777777 5 months ago
@Hunkola
Furthermore, you have put me in a terrific mood with your stupidity. I feel that much more superior to you ancient-myth-believing, sky-fairy-worshiping numskulls because you've proven once again how moronic and violent you are. Even though you've made me feel better, I'm not going to return the favor due to the whole death-threat thing. Have a shitty day retard. : )
tylermccail7777777 5 months ago
@Hunkola
Oh, and I suppose I should note that I do have an infinitesimal (very, very small) shred of sympathy for you due to the fact that you probably really are close to to the retarded line (IQ score below 75) while mine is somewhere north of 140. Despite my compassion, I respond with these harsh and honest rebuttals because it's fun and I think putting a violent imbecile in his/her place needs to be done a bit more often. I bully bullies. Don't come back unless you grow up and learn.
tylermccail7777777 5 months ago
@tylermccail7777777 then why do they say that there are 4 corners on the globe? Spheres don't have corners.
mandalore1000 5 months ago
Funny video but the satire was waaay too obvious
YesIamJames 5 months ago
@YesIamJames
It was supposed to be obvious. I wasn't trying to fool anyone into thinking I was really a creationist. I don't get how anyone could think that I was serious or that I was trying to appear serious.
tylermccail7777777 5 months ago
@tylermccail7777777 I've seen real creationist nearly that bad, Mysticalforest comes to mind. And I've seen pretty smart youtubers fooled by TamTam and Edward Currant. Still how anyone can think this is serious is reall beyond me.
YesIamJames 5 months ago
@tylermccail7777777 it was just the right amount of obvious, i hav seen idiot creationist videos where they act very similiar, its amazing how people argue the magic fairy idea. amazingly willfully ignorant
cruelbusiness1984 5 months ago
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
KotoraT 6 months ago
we found the missing link between monkeys and human!
look above...
marioornot 6 months ago
@marioornot
Oh...he called me a monkey. That was clever. If I ever made a "joke" that poor, I would literally slap myself.
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
I think #8 sums up most of creationist arguments pretty well.
hgtrance 6 months ago
ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist), I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering. The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment. In my popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS, I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching. ~Babu G. Ranganathan (B.A. theology/biology)
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
This has nothing to do with my video.
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE, because of entropy, could not have sustained itself eternally. Einstein confirmed that space, matter, and time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
What? You sight Einstein and then say, "the beginning had to be supernatural"???? WTF? Supernatural simply means, not natural. When dealing with science, EVERYTHING is natural. That's all science is. The study of the natural world. NO ONE knows what happened before the big bang. That makes it a mystery, nothing more, nothing less. A pure mystery with NO answers, get it? God-did-it is just a stupid, made up answer with nothing to back it up. Grow the fuck up!
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago 10
@tylermccail7777777 true that everything is natural and the what was b4 the big bang we don't know yet, but we could. so until we do, we just figure it out and not assume something that doesn't exist did it :) great points
cruelbusiness1984 5 months ago
@tylermccail7777777 You tell him Mogley. I dont think he is serious though
peterb1968 3 months ago
@Mogley52 you like that kid who made that one unfunny joke in the back of class that no one talks to
warangel87 5 months ago
NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How were species living, reproducing if their reproductive system, vital structures, and organs hadn't evolved yet? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic/biological similarities between species.
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
You don't understand evolution. Stop trying to get into a debate when you don't have any information about the topic. In other words, stop being and ignorant tool.
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
BLIND WATCHMAKER NO ARGUMENT. Natural selection is no "blind watchmaker" because it can only "select" from traits having survival value. It doesn't produce those traits. It only operates once there is life and reproduction, not before, so it couldn't be involved in life's origins. A partially-evolved cell (an oxymoron) would quickly disintegrate. It couldn't wait ("survive") millions of years for chance to complete it and then make it living! Read: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
Amino acids, the building blocks of life would have been the first life forms. Yes these building blocks could have evolved over generations to form an entire cell. Just because you have an idiotic viewpoint that has nothing to do with science and everything to do with non-scientific assumptions that you share with other ignorant people, doesn't make you correct.
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
DAWKINS, HITCHENS, AND HAWKING REFUSE TO DEBATE with creationists who are SCIENTISTS, such as the scientists at The Institute for Creation (ICR) Research. Dawkins and his friends only debate non-scientist creationists. ICR scientists have written excellent articles on "Vestigial" Structures, Fossils, Genetics, Mutations, "Junk DNA," Natural Selection, Age of The Earth, Dinosaurs and The Bible, etc., etc. Just peruse their articles archive.
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
Those smart men refuse to engage in a meaningless conversation with uneducated fools like you because they have better things to do with their time. They would rather debate other scientists for mutual benefit than try to teach those who are willfully ignorant of known scientific facts. I'm bored and I feel like taking a stab at breaking through your ignorance wall to enlighten you, hence why I un-spammed your silly comments and am taking the time to refute them all.
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
DEBATE IS NOT OVER. In Darwin's time not enough science was known to refute macro-evolution. There was no understanding of genetics. Darwin thought the cell was just a simple glob. No one knew about DNA, RNA, proteins. Modern evolutionists now know, but the theory is entrenched as gospel and a lot of personal motives are at stake as well. Just saying that something evolved doesn't make it so! Schools should present both sides! Read my article WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
There is no debate about whether or not evolution is a real process. You're bringing up another concept which you know nothing about and trying to dress it up as a debate among scientists. I'm sure there is some differing in theorizing the specific process by which various organisms mutated, but that's because scientists constantly challenge everything in order to get the truth. Hence why science is awesome and religion sucks.
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
APES ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE IN HOW THEY WALK, just as humans are quite comfortable in how they walk. Even a slight change in the position of a muscle or bone, for either, would be excruciatingly painful and would not be an advantage for survival. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from an ape-like creature anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from a four-legged dog-like creature. Read Internet article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE.
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
There are no missing links. Not having every single fossil from every developmental stage of every life form that has ever existed, does not constitute "missing links". There have been more than enough fossils found to support evolution to where it sits today in the scientific community, as A FACT! There is absolute, undeniable proof that humans have evolved from an ape-like ancestor. You being unaware of that fact doesn't change it's accuracy.
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
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ALL REAL EVOLUTION ( i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.) is the expression, over time, of already existing genes. Evolution is possible only if there’s information (genes) directing it. Only variations of already existing genes are possible, which means only limited evolution and adaptations are possible. Nature can only work with the "cards" it has. Nature is not a genetic engineer! It can't invent new genes. That’s evolutionary faith, not science. Read my article, WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
Where do these imaginary dividing lines come from? Are you incapable of thinking in terms of millions or billions of years? If a tiny genetic change happens once every thousand generations, than after a million generations, 1,000 of these genetic changes will have occurred (I'm over-simplifying of course, but you're clueless so I need to). So something that looks like a dog now, could look like a fish in a million generations. Get it? No, you probably don't....
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
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GENETIC INFORMATION DOESN'T HAPPEN BY CHANCE, so it's more logical to believe that genetic similarities between all forms of life are due to a common Designer who designed similar functions for similar purposes. It doesn't mean all forms of life are biologically related! "Junk DNA" isn't junk. These non-coding segments of DNA have recently been found to be vital in regulating gene expression. Read: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
Mogley52 6 months ago
@Mogley52
There is NOTHING logical about assuming we have a creator. The concept of the creator has NO evidence whatsoever to back it up. It's just a make-believe story for kids. Some kids never grow up obviously, which is why we have wars over imaginary beings. Genetic information was initially created by chance. Like it or not, that's how it is. Since then, it has adapted due to random mutations that proved beneficial.
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
If evolution doesnt exist and we are all decendants of Noah and everyone on the ark... then
Noah and everyone on the ark had every disease known to man. Herpies, aids, the clap, cancer, mono, the black plague, the bubonic plague, thyphoid fever, swine flu, Polio, small pox, cholera, Ebola, Malaria, Spanish flu, and about a billion other things.
Since viruses cant evolve then they cant create themselves and they were on the arc.
HOW DID THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? LOL
Bajungadustin 6 months ago
@Bajungadustin
S A T Y R E
tylermccail7777777 6 months ago
@tylermccail7777777 Satire is a lesson; parody is a game
Bajungadustin 5 months ago
are you a friend of edward current?Ibelieve you may have much in common.ill be a monkees uncle
thanksforthemessdick 6 months ago
I cite Poe's law. It's too real! lol
Had me going for the first 30 seconds, or so... ;)
Codex7777 7 months ago
you are a great actor
rotnakleugim 7 months ago
Nice satire video xD
lawless8888 10 months ago
Creationism is something that help folks sleep at night rather than facing the reality of what is out there.
micometer 11 months ago
Here I was coming to this video all ready to write a long ass comment supporting evolution etc haha.
1000OceansWide 11 months ago
#4) WHAM! Sadly, unless you have a competing larger WHAM!! of your own, it's a very good argument.
StrikaAmaru 1 year ago
GOD DID IT!
parchedmac 1 year ago
Oddly enough, despite the delivery, this is what a large number of people who believe in Creationism say. So all though this is amusing, it scares the hell out of me! ;)
Tapiola2007 1 year ago 4
@Tapiola2007
Oh absolutely. I didn't make any of this stuff up. All these arguments are things I've heard from Creationists.
tylermccail7777777 1 year ago
lol
NefariousVirtuoso88 1 year ago
you argue as well as the banana man ;-) sometimes I think he is satirical too ;-) hehehehe good job!
CigarStudLasVegas 1 year ago
I don't understand why it burns when I piss, GOD DID IT!
SuperOscarCotton 1 year ago
LOL
62netty 1 year ago
Are you trolling? You are a pretty good actor actually.
bogartnumbertwo 1 year ago
You magnificent bastard.
alexwars2 1 year ago
Please tell me this is satire.
trippinlikegod 1 year ago
@trippinlikegod
It's satire. You're welcome.
tylermccail7777777 1 year ago 9
@tylermccail7777777 you know this is a work of art, when people ask if its satire (:
zspreening 1 year ago
I'm guessing that this was not your first take.
It looked like you almost lost it in that little pause right after saying "Number 1..."
Bravo...and a sub.
MrFungus420 1 year ago
@MrFungus420
Lol, I don't know it was my first take or not but I was trying to look stupid intentionally. After all, I was imitating creationists. XD
tylermccail7777777 1 year ago
It's funny because, just like many other satire vids on this subject, they actually are identical to the REAL creationist videos presented by the MOST INTELLIGENT creationists out there. LOL. You can't tell the difference between satire, and REAL creationism. HAHAHA. Dat der dang ol' god don done it!
Martano666 1 year ago 2
Nice mate. Excellent piss-take!
mrlebowski33 1 year ago
you actually made me laugh out loud. lol. props
yellowback77 1 year ago
lol your opinion can't be "objective reality" because it's an opinion... which is exactly what objective reality is NOT :P
LiamDaLemon 1 year ago
@LiamDaLemon
It's satire dude. Satire.
tylermccail7777777 1 year ago
@tylermccail7777777 I know... hence the 'lol'
I didn't really beleive that these were your oppinions :)
LiamDaLemon 1 year ago
obviously satire
shangobah 1 year ago 2
LOL. Really had me going. Excellent work.
Infidelerious 1 year ago
This made me laugh. I don't think you were serious, I really hope not.
aperkausn 1 year ago
Creationism isn't even a theory hahahaha! Its a belief
Raulekluese 1 year ago
LOL
the funniest part is how easy it is to confuse satire like this with real creationists.
stiimuli 1 year ago
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i dont feed trolls.
sof54321 1 year ago
LOL ...Great stuff...
MrSebastianHawks 1 year ago
Convincing, yet after some time its clear to see that you are making fun....
But the quality is somewhat low...
tdctop 1 year ago
Number 4 was my favorite; its an irrefutable argument.
deviroth 1 year ago
I actually had to read the comments before I decided I was not totally horrified. That is en more sad ? I have been jaded on yt. There are some stupid people out there with video cams.
OH, it was funny as hell after the brief heart failure.
pumpstations 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD
cheers from Brazil
fabioacrs 1 year ago
LmaO .. pathetic thing is people actually think like this n actually argue like this.
jtrapp222 1 year ago
well he definitly proves de-evolution
GIANTpinkMOUSEKATEER 1 year ago
You are right! I guess it was the heat of the moment. But you've got to admit alot of crazy logic goes on on these videos. Thanks for the correction.
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ktorch 1 year ago
It's hard to believe you are able to figure out how to get around in life. You may not understand your car. computer, your microwave oven . . . so, it's simple, a god did it! BTW, there are over 10,000 gods founds in history books, would you care to share with me what god you are referring to?
ktorch 1 year ago
@ktorch
It's hard to believe that some people can think they are clever and yet not be capable of recognizing satire when they see it. Number 4 was me hitting the desk...it was a joke. I was making fun of creationists. Get it now?
tylermccail7777777 1 year ago 8
@tylermccail7777777 These are much more emotionally convincing arguments than what the intelligent design wizards come up with. Life is amazing and super complex and magical and looks specially designed. Conclusion God did it. Why make up all the ID sophistry? It's simply chance can't do this?
RuinSonic 1 year ago
@RuinSonic " Life is amazing and super complex and magical and looks specially designed. Conclusion God did it. Why make up all the ID sophistry? It's simply chance can't do this?"
Because thats the strategy. The leaked Wedge document and public declarations by the father of ID (Phillip Johnson) clearly lay out the religious strategy of 1)equating evolution with atheism, 2)demonizing science as a whole, and 3)replacing scientific knowledge with religion.
google it. its really scary.
stiimuli 1 year ago
@stiimuli Can you give me the link? I've heard Phillip Johnson say that ID wasn't a very good scientific theory yet or something to that effect.
Well it's pretty obvious why they want this. Almost any field of study relating to humans also has to deal with the origin and nature of humans which evolution is very connected with. Creationists want humanity to be tied to special creation and God's intentions. So therefore we rewrite pyschology, biology, anthropology and so on.
RuinSonic 1 year ago
@RuinSonic I cant link in youtube replies but google "wedge document" and "Phillip Johnson intelligent design quotes"
add to that declarations like Answers in Genesis' saying right on their "statement of faith" page to reject any evidence that contradicts the bible even before that evidence is presented and you have a recipe for misinforming the public in favor of a religious agenda.
stiimuli 1 year ago
@stiimuli To be fair though. If you think the something is 100% true you are going to reject any evidence to the contrary. If you told me I was born 20 minutes ago there's no amount of evidence that is going to convince me. Well theoretically maybe, but I don't know if I'm even able to believe that even if it was rationally justified.
It's the believing the Bible is 100% correct independent of the evidence of reality that is the crazy thing.
RuinSonic 1 year ago
@RuinSonic "To be fair though. If you think the something is 100% true you are going to reject any evidence to the contrary."
which is the difference between science and religion. One is freely (and often gleefully) open to changing its viewpoint if new information supports doing so...
the other is religion.
stiimuli 1 year ago
@tylermccail7777777
He he :-) jep..
bodinni 1 year ago
lol this is funny, evolution rocks!
ethionel 1 year ago 4
Obviously, it's exceedingly difficult to sound dumber than a real creationist.
tctheunbeliever 1 year ago