ok thats it... if i ever go to Australia... im gonna wear a glass bubble... im not stepping out of it.. no offence to all the ausies beautiful land Australia... but helluva dangerous place to live..
these creatures are so interesting. so beautiful and unique looking and so deadly at the same time. Sea creatures in my opinion or far more interesting than land animals.
The reenactment doesn't even come close to showing you how painful a jellyfish stinging is. It's so agonising you literally can't move as soon as you get stung. It's like getting a tub of frying oil splashed on your body, only much much worse.
He stung his son?! This is why I don't trust doctors.
And why do the big bads always go after tourists? I swim at FNQ beaches almost every weekend and don't know anyone who's ever got stung...Yet Japanese tourists heading for the water might as well be headin' for train tracks. You just know shits goin' down.
I'm so scared to swim ANYWHERE now...I truly am. I don't wanna suffer the unthinkable pain of this cute tiny blob of jelly.... It's adorable and small, but so freaking DEADLY!!!! From what I hear, it's so painful!!! I'm scared... and I love the ocean and beach too....
He went in that water to catch the jellyfish with only trucks, and stings himself and others for science. Now that is what I call a badass motherfucker
This is why sea turtles are so important!!! Sooner or later, we wont even be able to walk through shallow waters because of jellyfish and other deadly creatures.
OMFG, I was net fishing near my dads boat pontoon and i saw one like this, it was exactly the same, thats scary, as i was only a couple of inches away from the water and if I fell in I would of died, Im never going in the sea again! This in Europe of the coast of Sicily!
Interesting but now I'm scared to go swimming in the ocean in the united states. I just thought they lived on the coasts of Australia. I'm also going to Florida in October. Hopefully I don't die from the jellies.
@rachidvH Right on - I heard that one time, this dude was watching a documentary about Australia, and he died like an hour and a half later, all while sitting in his apartment in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
I was stung by this last year in austailia in like 2 ft water. dont go to austrailia because everything that moves there kills you. i nearly lost my life and now have alot of pain resistance and a huge scar across my arm.
Were you not paying attention to the video? The Irukandji jellyfish is as small as your thumbnail, and the sting doesnt hurt at all, it's what comes afterward that is excruciating. You were probably stung by a larger and different kind of box jelly.
YESSS I HVE BEEN SEARCH FOR THESE FOR YEARS, I HEARD ABOUT THEM ON A TV SHOW WHEN I WAS 5 AND I FINALLY FIND THEM A GAIN i could never remember the name and im 14 now
american natural history programs are a joke. dramatised scenes, cheap special effects, ridiculously overblown narration, very little actual information or content.
I love aussie, don't get me wrong. I won't EVER visit your beaches. I am terrified of Jellyfish. The sad thing is a gun or harpoon won't even help against those things :(.
@snorider Not even remotely close...Like I said the box jellyfish are OVERRATED!! Their are a good 20+ venomous snakes from Asia that are far more lethally venomous...and plenty that cause more painful envenomations than this jellyfish aswell
@yobro250 box jellyfish such as Chironex fleckeri can kill a untreated victim in under 3 mintues if the sting area is significant enough. they are also EXTREMELY painful
Yes it can on very rare occasions kill a untreated victim( only a child) in under 3 minutes...but WILL it? No!!! Most stings in adults barely even require hospitalization let alone death in under 3 minutes...It is not even close to be the "most venomous animal" like Australian idiots like to claim...For one their is no such thing as "most venomous animal"...That is dopey talk for idiots who don't understand biology...Only most venomous to a PARTICULAR ANIMAL.
@boourns1000 Yes it is very painful...But like I said their are quite a few snakes that cause more painful bites...and plenty of snakes that are much more lethally venomous to humans...
It is overrated like many other Australian venomous animals are
@yobro250 i don't see them or any other countries venomous creatures as being overhyped or overrated. any one of these can kill you if you don't get the proper medical treatment
@yobro250 Actually, if you read up on the most painful venoms you will consistently find this Irukandji if not on the top then near the top, alongside the usual other suspects like the stonefish and bullet ants.
perhaps not as lethal as some of the snakes. But pain-wise I don't think it's a contest.
@Devilsnightforlife Read up on? Lol oh you mean some random website that was made by a 7 year old....No I actullay look at studies on bites by venomous animals...and their are many snakes( particularly snakes from the viper sub family) that can cause much more painful bites..
Australian venomous animals are incredibly overhyped...Asian venomous snakes are the deadliest to humans.
@tcla75 Don't worry. They're only on the north coast of Australia. Just like all the other most dangerous animals in the world. Not to mention there are some pretty dangerous animals in the middle. And there are a few dangerous species on the south coast too. Australia is a hell hole.
@enitsirhc0409 Yeah and while your at it you better stay inside and keep every window shut...... Please, statistically in first world countries just as many people are killed in pools. No reason to not get outside and swim in the ocean then in a chlorinated cesspit.
@enitsirhc0409 Saved the research for your - 64 deaths in the last 100 years from Box Jellyfish worldwide while in the USA alone there are 10 deaths a day from swimming pools.
"2am, the Florida Keys, A U.S. Military combat diver on a routine training mission..."
Why dont they give the year? Makes me doubt it really happened.
What year did a swimming soldier get stung by something off the Keys and then got Irukandji syndrome? And why is the year left out of this video??? suspicous to me.
Is that real footage of the Dr. and his son and of the Dr. laying in bed, or is it a re-enactment? I would suggest maybe it is a re-enactment because i read someplace his son was only nine years old at the time and that "son" in the film appears to be much older, thus it must be a re-enactment.
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ngc934 1 day ago
kill them with fire
RandomCrapBEEF 3 days ago
ok thats it... if i ever go to Australia... im gonna wear a glass bubble... im not stepping out of it.. no offence to all the ausies beautiful land Australia... but helluva dangerous place to live..
viggy123 3 days ago
@viggy123 It's fine as long as you don't go swimming up the top of Australia lol
myj0urney 1 day ago
@myj0urney
yeh i might walk to New Zealand... nothing dangerous there... just sheeps...^^
viggy123 12 hours ago
Yup... we're dying....
manuel4038253 4 days ago
this is my absolut worst nightare 2 weeks of endless pain
then the boddy gives up
glasseay 6 days ago
But what happens if i eat one???
Avollis 2 weeks ago
@Avollis you would obviously have a painful death!
boogalooshrimpable 5 days ago
The translation of Irukandji is: "Holy fucking shit, why the hell does this exist." That is all.
LeGenerall 2 weeks ago
14 Americans will never go in the sea again
cludo88 2 weeks ago
thats bullcrap.... a sting from one of these can kill you in 30secs
Auzzie4Ever 2 weeks ago
these creatures are so interesting. so beautiful and unique looking and so deadly at the same time. Sea creatures in my opinion or far more interesting than land animals.
pndwalker 2 weeks ago
I love jellyfish D:, they r so cute *-*
Dudaxunhappy 2 weeks ago
I look forward to the day we can engineer viruses to eradicate vermin like this organism; fire worms and mosquitoes to name but a few.
ARM02 3 weeks ago
Don't these things have like 24 eyes around them and they all face into their body at the fish they are digesting?
petrifyer45 3 weeks ago
@petrifyer45 Yep. That's correct. Creepy things, they are.
dragonshaydz 2 weeks ago
The reenactment doesn't even come close to showing you how painful a jellyfish stinging is. It's so agonising you literally can't move as soon as you get stung. It's like getting a tub of frying oil splashed on your body, only much much worse.
bag3lmonst3r 1 month ago
the ocean is more mysterious along with space.
nobleteamspartan073 1 month ago
Here's a thought... STAY OUT OF THE WATER!!! Not only is it dangerous, but fish pee there... ewwww!
tgilbar 1 month ago 2
I'm going to name you squishy :)
bluefrog50 1 month ago 10
"It seems these jellyfish can exist almost everywhere."
Me: Not in the moon *Yao Ming*
mariiguana 1 month ago
scaring people with this bullshit
RobTelrunia 2 months ago
as long as they ain't muslim box jellyfish.....that would REALLY piss me off!!!
tracerxy 2 months ago
like a gee
1uk3isd3ad 2 months ago
Bitch wasted so much morphine!!
hihihippl 2 months ago
I want to prove that the sting of this jellyfish can cause extreme pain. Come here son so I can test it on you.
piratequeen11 2 months ago 5
He stung his son?! This is why I don't trust doctors.
And why do the big bads always go after tourists? I swim at FNQ beaches almost every weekend and don't know anyone who's ever got stung...Yet Japanese tourists heading for the water might as well be headin' for train tracks. You just know shits goin' down.
kikis2s2 2 months ago
We have to fight back!!! Nuke the ocean
J4CKxDaniels 2 months ago
I shall call him squishy, and he shall be my squishy!
TehSkullKid 2 months ago 13
Drain the oceans
jamwason 2 months ago
Shat my pants at 6:40
beetnlegz 3 months ago
u jelly?
olliestottle 3 months ago
The Office sent me here
lukejtmulder 3 months ago 9
in hk 2?
Shalynboyer 3 months ago
MUST ATOMICALLY BOMB OUR OCEANS
CasualBroadcast 3 months ago
Screw jellyfish.
rnstyip 3 months ago
3.Box jellyfish 2.botulinum 1.snookie's bikini sweat
fannyslapper33 3 months ago
Oh
My
Freaking
God
I'm so scared to swim ANYWHERE now...I truly am. I don't wanna suffer the unthinkable pain of this cute tiny blob of jelly.... It's adorable and small, but so freaking DEADLY!!!! From what I hear, it's so painful!!! I'm scared... and I love the ocean and beach too....
theguy1011000 3 months ago
oh believe me u dont wanna go in Australia... xD
Terr0rMKD 3 months ago
Empirical scientist, no doubts!! hahahaha
chetes15 3 months ago
"icy waters of Great Britain"
What ice would you be referring to?
PressA2Die 3 months ago
@PressA2Die Well compared to the Australian waters, which it where you usually find these type of animals.
MickyKelly91 3 months ago
He went in that water to catch the jellyfish with only trucks, and stings himself and others for science. Now that is what I call a badass motherfucker
Joecrackatoa 3 months ago 5
@Joecrackatoa check!
akilubaida1 1 month ago
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Joecrackatoa 3 months ago
it's not them it us, we are human invate their home.
jnnycliff 3 months ago
This is why sea turtles are so important!!! Sooner or later, we wont even be able to walk through shallow waters because of jellyfish and other deadly creatures.
kikilikipikiwiki 4 months ago
I watched this documentary today on the National Geographic channel. Interesting documentary :)
Doctoress23 4 months ago
Great way of figuring out if a tiny J-fish is dangerous!
JosueM7 4 months ago
@bongoklak0 wjnsawujnaswa
bongoklak0 4 months ago
@ rachidvh Very true especially the asian drivers lol
knlngzlover 4 months ago
"Now Son, don't touch that Jelly....!"
*touches Jelly*
"Your Dead to me!"
Aspekitteh 4 months ago 74
@Aspekitteh literally
AJTwister97 4 months ago
@Aspekitteh haha asdf movieXD
LightningBird242 3 months ago
@Aspekitteh
Throw the JELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
RobotxObsessedxMoron 2 months ago
@Aspekitteh you're* (you're welcome)
brookcie1000 3 weeks ago
@Aspekitteh literally haha
dinoboy1212 2 weeks ago
Here son! Let me sting you.
garadol 4 months ago
You jelly?
lawlzicle 4 months ago
Little shits.
GeorgesBarras 4 months ago
OMFG, I was net fishing near my dads boat pontoon and i saw one like this, it was exactly the same, thats scary, as i was only a couple of inches away from the water and if I fell in I would of died, Im never going in the sea again! This in Europe of the coast of Sicily!
ThePCguy13 4 months ago
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ThePCguy13 4 months ago
Those pools next to the ocean, that let the waves come in.
They have box jellyfish in them too, even sharks.
AeonDeity 4 months ago
never gonna swim on sea again
dedzakosyo 4 months ago
Interesting but now I'm scared to go swimming in the ocean in the united states. I just thought they lived on the coasts of Australia. I'm also going to Florida in October. Hopefully I don't die from the jellies.
mlimie7532 4 months ago
Damn Great Barrier Reef.....you scary!!
ERiCDrAyViN 5 months ago
gotta love living in Australia :)
juddi90 5 months ago
I LOVE the parts where Jack Barns hit his son and the lifeguard with the jelly xD
pipolaye 5 months ago 2
Everything can kill you in Australia..
rachidvH 5 months ago 120
@rachidvH even the people.
aaronschool296 3 months ago
@rachidvH australia is the deadly beauty :/
TheRolemodel1337 1 month ago
@rachidvH even kangaroos, did you know?
brookcie1000 3 weeks ago
@rachidvH Right on - I heard that one time, this dude was watching a documentary about Australia, and he died like an hour and a half later, all while sitting in his apartment in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
EarTipper 1 week ago
Irukandji is so jelly
ThaDeToX 5 months ago
im not going swimming ever again.
but in the sea ofcourse
migsmigsi 5 months ago
It's not it's fault it was born into that species.
It's still a living thing. They're just defending.
thealexinator00S 5 months ago 2
wasnt there something smaller than th ebox jelly but 100 times more potent?
MrSyntheticDesign 5 months ago
@MrSyntheticDesign lol nvm it just got answered
MrSyntheticDesign 5 months ago
fuckin scary dude.........no more sea for me....
cholkorn8 5 months ago
so the doctor stung himself and his son what a dumbass
supergiorocks 5 months ago
I was stung by this last year in austailia in like 2 ft water. dont go to austrailia because everything that moves there kills you. i nearly lost my life and now have alot of pain resistance and a huge scar across my arm.
MetalDrums221 5 months ago
@MetalDrums221
Were you not paying attention to the video? The Irukandji jellyfish is as small as your thumbnail, and the sting doesnt hurt at all, it's what comes afterward that is excruciating. You were probably stung by a larger and different kind of box jelly.
HeavyMetalhead86 5 months ago
YESSS I HVE BEEN SEARCH FOR THESE FOR YEARS, I HEARD ABOUT THEM ON A TV SHOW WHEN I WAS 5 AND I FINALLY FIND THEM A GAIN i could never remember the name and im 14 now
chywawii64 5 months ago
Interessantíssimo, vou defender uma tese sobre ela na facul
mohabpedroso 5 months ago
That Jellyfish = what a bastard!
strikebot1 5 months ago
Im never swimming anywhere ever.
Joci445 5 months ago
I want to Australia
Victoria23433 5 months ago
Yeah... Not gonna go swimming there
Hontaish 5 months ago
i take it back there now in britian wtf!
264ash 5 months ago
this is why i dont live in australia
264ash 5 months ago
2 weeks, damn
redrum41987 5 months ago
I kinda never wanna go in the ocean again.
manny2189 5 months ago
Why son a wife too? Bitch.
TheMynameischuck 5 months ago
id hate to be that dads kid lol
HaasArrest 5 months ago
Why does everything in Australia want to kill you?
Never. Swimming. Again.
Razkali 5 months ago
some call spongbob jelly fishing is needed
itszachV 6 months ago
NEVER piss on a jellyfish sting. Its a stupid movie myth, it doesnt help and some urine makes it worse. Use VINEGAR.
clayton7m 6 months ago
@clayton7m I pissed on my man o war sting. Shit worked.
shadowblade145 5 months ago
Never going snorcling in Austria what's in the waters jellyfish jellyfish and guess what more jellyfish
TheSamyboi123 6 months ago
The reenactment looks like a Monty Python sketch.
knifeofspaghetti 6 months ago
american natural history programs are a joke. dramatised scenes, cheap special effects, ridiculously overblown narration, very little actual information or content.
JossJossJoss1 6 months ago
wheres spongebob?
Ayalafresh 6 months ago 3
stupid jellyfish I HATE 'EM!
giggle2154 6 months ago
Scary! :O ....Are they in California?
AMuseSingWorld 6 months ago
I love aussie, don't get me wrong. I won't EVER visit your beaches. I am terrified of Jellyfish. The sad thing is a gun or harpoon won't even help against those things :(.
xxxxAXIxxxx 6 months ago
@xxxxAXIxxxx KILL EM KILL EM WITH A POISEN! that wont effect humens or other animals on those things
minecraftWHAAA 6 months ago
So these are the Jellyfish spongebob catches....
technogameplayer 6 months ago
this MUST be overexagerated -.- in the U.K?! no way they'd be comfortable up here
cardenw 6 months ago
whe n ifidn dead jelly fish i squeeze them there like jelly its so fun!
taigokai 6 months ago
I HAVE A CAGE OF 4 FURRY COLOULERFUL JELLY FISH FOUR ARE INTRAPED.
anastaisa100 6 months ago
haha oh wow if they know its bad for you then why do they put it on them hahah
Mscupcakelover10 6 months ago
jellyfish is the most unneccessary creature in this world, why god have you created it
korvix 6 months ago
@korvix Turtles eat them. :3
DoritoWolf 6 months ago
If this jellyfish is invisible, i'm never swimming in seas, or water for that matter again
TheCODFAN34 6 months ago
@TheCODFAN34 it's just in northen australia so you'll be fine
korvix 6 months ago
im never going in the sea again.
what was that? irakunji in the swiming pool?never going in a swimming pool again.
irakunji in the bath? never taking a bath again.
RESULT!
checko5555 7 months ago
Why is there always a comment about Chuck Norris in every video?
Moneybags7777 7 months ago
@Moneybags7777 Its because chuck norriss owns all the videos
averyaccordion 6 months ago
who the hell snorkels with a shirt on?
92kdawson 7 months ago
You gon' hide yo kids, hide yo wife, 'cause they' pois'ning' eeerbody out there
ViktorBluhme 7 months ago
Never going snorkling in Australia!
ashleekat3 7 months ago
That is really scary
shelbucky9 7 months ago
I get them where i live
maddibby127 7 months ago
Is it safe to say that this would be the most painful way to die besides getting set on fire?
snorider 7 months ago
@snorider Not even remotely close...Like I said the box jellyfish are OVERRATED!! Their are a good 20+ venomous snakes from Asia that are far more lethally venomous...and plenty that cause more painful envenomations than this jellyfish aswell
yobro250 7 months ago
@yobro250 box jellyfish such as Chironex fleckeri can kill a untreated victim in under 3 mintues if the sting area is significant enough. they are also EXTREMELY painful
you don't know what your talking about
boourns1000 7 months ago
@boourns1000 No your full of shit
Yes it can on very rare occasions kill a untreated victim( only a child) in under 3 minutes...but WILL it? No!!! Most stings in adults barely even require hospitalization let alone death in under 3 minutes...It is not even close to be the "most venomous animal" like Australian idiots like to claim...For one their is no such thing as "most venomous animal"...That is dopey talk for idiots who don't understand biology...Only most venomous to a PARTICULAR ANIMAL.
yobro250 7 months ago
@boourns1000 Yes it is very painful...But like I said their are quite a few snakes that cause more painful bites...and plenty of snakes that are much more lethally venomous to humans...
It is overrated like many other Australian venomous animals are
yobro250 7 months ago
@yobro250 i don't see them or any other countries venomous creatures as being overhyped or overrated. any one of these can kill you if you don't get the proper medical treatment
boourns1000 7 months ago
@yobro250 Actually, if you read up on the most painful venoms you will consistently find this Irukandji if not on the top then near the top, alongside the usual other suspects like the stonefish and bullet ants.
perhaps not as lethal as some of the snakes. But pain-wise I don't think it's a contest.
Devilsnightforlife 7 months ago
@Devilsnightforlife Read up on? Lol oh you mean some random website that was made by a 7 year old....No I actullay look at studies on bites by venomous animals...and their are many snakes( particularly snakes from the viper sub family) that can cause much more painful bites..
Australian venomous animals are incredibly overhyped...Asian venomous snakes are the deadliest to humans.
yobro250 7 months ago
It’s hard to believe but that is the most venomous creature on planet Earth.
vsboy25 7 months ago
@vsboy25 No their not...Not even close...Their are a good 20+ snakes in Asia alone that would be FAR more likely to cause death than this Jellyfish
yobro250 7 months ago
@yobro250 name them then
vsboy25 7 months ago
i wish they were all gone!
a100nick 8 months ago
i bet they're a deadly delicacy in some countries
jkremlin 8 months ago
At three years, Patrick Swayze and his brother played tag with them.
ALOSTAMERICAN 8 months ago
So in otherwords in 10 more years, were all going to die.
Solado 8 months ago
im gona call him squishy and he will be my com e here little squishy
MiddleMadMen 8 months ago 2
most of the jellys picture here are not irukandji.
bigcrunch1971 8 months ago
thank god we have pools now adays.
goodlife6942 8 months ago 49
@goodlife6942 Keep your pool chlorinated, though. If you don't... bad things can breed there.
OyVeey 5 months ago
March 2002 Robert King is swimming and then Jaws comes dsvbhsebvsebsrbnr
1438forevers 8 months ago
Fuck this I'm never going into the sea again.
tcla75 9 months ago 38
@tcla75 Don't worry. They're only on the north coast of Australia. Just like all the other most dangerous animals in the world. Not to mention there are some pretty dangerous animals in the middle. And there are a few dangerous species on the south coast too. Australia is a hell hole.
Trebgah 5 months ago
@tcla75 I just wouldnt got into the oceans off of northern Australia.
myanimeaddict 4 months ago
U cant live ur live afraid of the water. Because the chances of being stung in the 1000s or more miles of ocean r as small as the jellyfish itself.
myanimeaddict 4 months ago
another reason to swim in a pool rather than the beach
enitsirhc0409 9 months ago
@enitsirhc0409 Yeah and while your at it you better stay inside and keep every window shut...... Please, statistically in first world countries just as many people are killed in pools. No reason to not get outside and swim in the ocean then in a chlorinated cesspit.
gnarkillkicksass 8 months ago
@enitsirhc0409 Saved the research for your - 64 deaths in the last 100 years from Box Jellyfish worldwide while in the USA alone there are 10 deaths a day from swimming pools.
gnarkillkicksass 8 months ago
I guess america is going to war on those as well
123TauruZ321 9 months ago
Damn nature, you scary!
tomboy27114 9 months ago 3
I am going to south Thailand this summer holiday for swimming and diving. And I hope i don't meet any box shaped jellyfish there lol xD
Asdfghjk3334444 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL, i was like all scared and then at 6.47 lol hahahhaha changed my mood hahaha
Spikey9Dude 9 months ago
ITS NOT A BOX JELLYFISH FUCK! Its another type durp!
giles166 10 months ago
fuck the ocean, what's wrong with pools?
pcbb01 10 months ago
OMFG
I'm happy I live in central canada
never going to the west coast ever again :S
TFEF2 10 months ago
Justin Bieber is cool.
Asdfghjk3334444 10 months ago
@Asdfghjk3334444 suck his gay dick you facefucker
MrBuddyMaker 9 months ago
I am never setting foot in the ocean again.
VengefulRonin 10 months ago 3
wow who would sting themselves stupid stupid doctor if i would check if it would kill an animal first
theprankster1234 10 months ago
Dont let Will Smith get a hold of that
drazznoro 10 months ago 2
Spongebob was here.
FullUhFools 10 months ago
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FullUhFools 10 months ago
Typical American scaremongering FUD TV. No wonder Americans are scared all the time, obeying whatever is told to them.
Evi1M4chine 10 months ago
Worst scientific hypothesis testing EVER.
These things give me the willies.
tmdffn 10 months ago 3
i was watching a thousand ways to die and this jellyfish came up when a lady swallowed it i paused the show now watching this awesome one
PuffSmelly 10 months ago
i hate jellyfishes
LYLYxTRAN 11 months ago
Irukandji Syndrome can be survived. The pioneering doctor knew this, no doubt, otherwise he probably wouldn't have intoxicated his Son.
Whatever his methods, the guy certainly proved his point no? :P
trentmuch1 11 months ago
"2am, the Florida Keys, A U.S. Military combat diver on a routine training mission..."
Why dont they give the year? Makes me doubt it really happened.
What year did a swimming soldier get stung by something off the Keys and then got Irukandji syndrome? And why is the year left out of this video??? suspicous to me.
perryinjax 11 months ago
Is that real footage of the Dr. and his son and of the Dr. laying in bed, or is it a re-enactment? I would suggest maybe it is a re-enactment because i read someplace his son was only nine years old at the time and that "son" in the film appears to be much older, thus it must be a re-enactment.
Does anyone know for sure?
perryinjax 11 months ago
GOD DAMN!!! for once im happy i live in the cold north!. we got no mofo's like that!. thank god
alslund 11 months ago
WTF its cute though!cute things dont hurt you!!
cyndy855 11 months ago
Chuck Norris eats them for breakfast with a little salt.
averyaccordion 11 months ago 122
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@averyaccordion
"Chuck Norris eats them for breakfast with a little salt."
Then he's fatally unaware of the venom's capacity for modulating sodium channels in the body.
Get General Norris to an emergency Hospital quick. A roundhouse kick won't help him now...
trentmuch1 11 months ago 3
@averyaccordion so 4 years ago... it was funny then but not now!
oddsource 9 months ago
@oddsource lol
averyaccordion 9 months ago
@averyaccordion these chuck norris jokes are getting old stop using them ok?
theiopl22 7 months ago
@averyaccordion he also eats 2x4's and shits sawdust !!!!!!!!! ha ha......
Ducknbob8 7 months ago
@averyaccordion Chuck Norris doesn't eat them with salt...they ARE his salt
flopsdawilly 6 months ago
@flopsdawilly :) HEHE
averyaccordion 6 months ago