Surimi Plant by PF MAX COMPANY

[TAMPARICKDC1E]

Excellant post production tune!

[Konfu]

Lovely muzak.

[BreChristie]

Yum, thanks to Cracked.com, I will never be able to suck down my pulverized, rubbery remains of a bunch of random fish painted with crushed bug dye.

[etomlins4]

@BreChristie You know, I've never understood why the origin of cochineal grosses people out. It's a freakin' dye, just another chemical compound like ten thousand others that are found in food. Who cares where it comes from?

[Questionssm]

This music makes me want to eat fake crab!

[DarbysInMontauk]

yup

[theeReddVision]

haha this is like borderline propaganda. what waaaas that

[Eddy1701]

Talk about soundtrack dissonance.

[KBlackthorn]

Damn, now I feel like crab cakes.

[LightningStrikes56]

the video made me feel sick. the music wasn't helping.

[BlankPacer]

Five star dining right there. Yuuuum... *gags*

[DolgVlaPet]

Holley shite.

[ThatKrazygirlie]

LOL - I love this video.  The music just completes the redonkulousness of it!

[KickFace]

>Ugh. The music makes it fucking nasty.

really? I think the video makes it nasty

[CalicoatMaker]

Ugh. The music makes it fucking nasty.

Rather kill it and eat it myself. I just think of all the nasty maintenance and grease and oil and probably sweat in this stuff.

yeah, and in processed vegetables too, so SUCK IT you fucking retarded vegans. Your stuff is grown in human shit and probably the label is full of lies anyways, and you pay 10x as much for it. Dumbfucks

[Cujucuyo]

Lots of pussies in the comment section... "ZOMG it's fish paste!!!" Yeah, and? It tastes good. Grow a pair you homos.

[dcshutter019]

who gives a shit? its food, it tastes good, eat it you bunch of pussies.

[superdevon5]

The never-ending perks of being a vegetarian.........

[ZakFrost]

I'm with ya there, buddy.

Fucking fish paste? Jesus christ.

[hardtechnoboy]

so Surimi is to leftover fish pieces what hotdogs are to leftover meat pieces. Hmmm...no California rolls for me anymore.

I laughed so hard at that little imovie 'shooting star' at the end.

[chakra22]

I fucking love imitation crab meat.

Not as much as the real thing obviously.

[hazzsj]

nasty.

[Sakamachi25]

It has its uses

[superfunbad]

Wow, that looks delicious. It's dinner time, and I know what I'm having.

[nousfaira]

..I'll never listen to happy upbeat music the same way again

[dableutyef]

What song is this? :D

[crappypasta]

Just some stock music, soulless and bland.

[Andreazor]

This is what happens to processed food. Think about that for your fish sticks.

It is also why they say processed food most often ain't even half as good as creating/cooking it yourself with real ingredients and only in your kitchen.

[JustASockPuppet]

It looks like a slurry of lumpy, white awfulness ready to be extruded into whatever delicious product needs extruding! lol!

[iowaseven]

Way to copypaste from fark...

[Andreazor]

Someone's gotten here through the Cracked article.

[JiminyKracker]

No way! I TOTALLY remember making that shit up on the spot! 'Twas an inspired moment

[cookingfox]

The username is fitting.

[elkofdeath]

What a rockin' dirge for a billion tiny fish. Or is this a death as much as it is transition, from tiny fish to crab? Wonderous.

[chaoticjesus]

thats some classy shit.

[porqtevasjuan]

duh

[porqtevasjuan]

cracked

[Stootoot]

The views of this vid went up a thousand fold when cracked posted a link on its topic page.

Honestly, why else would you search for and watch this video?

[ViolentRiC]

You really want to know?

Somewhere out there, someone is....nah nevermind.

[Stootoot]

lol

[amgroma101]

i actually searched for surimi after buying that artificial crab crap :) now im gonna give the crab to my dear loving neighbor. that faggot >:]

[gabot7]

CRACKED FTW!

[Thorpe]

Who does this music?

[creamycenter2003]

I don't know who this particular composition belongs to, but if you like it, you may also enjoy Gary Hoey or Joe Statriani. some of their older albums sound similar.

[bramb600]

cracked

[adwnpts]

Crackeeeeeedd hurrdurr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rambadibow]

Jesus do you have to yell Crackeeeeeedd hurrdurr in the comments of every video they link? It's retarded

(cracked)

[j035u5]

I love the music. it screams FISH PASTE

[ivankurz]

Nasty!

[PoisonIvvy]

Yaaay cracked!

[Morboxx]

Cracked ftw!