SCOOCH - FLYING THE FLAG

[xob1985]

ale syf

[mkobismee]

It's really suggestive how she says 'We wish you a very PLEASURABLE journey'.

Facepalm.

[SallyLeanneBriars]

Even Jedward weren't as bad as these lol and just like the fast food rockers they lasted less than a year, I would love steps to sing at eurovision 2012 :)

[jackheaney]

"Would you like to suck on something for the landing sir?"

Fuck this man. Just fuck this

[RetinalDamage]

Would you like to suck on something for the landing? :'D

[Sophie54321ful]

who else thinks the dude with the dark hair is just gorgeous ;)

[TheUnderAverageGuy]

Makes me proud to be British :')

[lincsposter]

Anyone else notice what the drink was that was being offered around? Bucks Fizz! Missed by many! And just how many European capitals are mentioned in this song?

[Kaynas1988]

Is it a wonder why the UK usually do crap at Eurovision with the exception of Blue and Jade Ewen

[jamessanders1997]

would you like some nuts sir, ha ha ha ha he has some xd

[easrth]

fuck this shit.

i'm out.

[Jaszcake]

They will never be as good or cheesey as steps. :3

[Kaynas1988]

@Jaszcake Steps ain't that cheesy

[MrTodd198126]

Scooch rock and I love this song, cheesey it may be but I love it. It should have won. Nice to see a bit of pride of Britain also. We should have won Eurovision SO many times, but we don't mainly because other countries don't really like us cos Britannia Ruled The Waves! Are you all with me on this???

[kittyocleo]

this song is slightly erotic :L

[MrTodd198126]

@kittyocleo Only slightly?

[kittyocleo]

@MrTodd198126 to be fair im being subtle :L

[hayleymarie97]

why dont britain just give up its obv were never going to win :L

[yeovildancer]

@hayleymarie97 because we pay for it thats why.

[purplebookbanjolion]

no wonder we never win eurovision : /

[SAMMYCOisDAVE]

@purplebookbanjolion haha

[PlaydohMonkey123]

Poor desperate Scooch, a poor mans Steps.

[SuzLa1]

I really liked this song. It should have won.

[1995missusagi]

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[conman7323]

so cheeesy

[formulacountdown]

It's about 3:00 too long.

[mrbakerr1]

@formulacountdown Yeah, i would say it's more like 3.58 too long.

[gemstoneminstrell]

This is far to good for Eurovision!

[benhivegi]

3:07 would you like something to suck on for landing sir?

[banandababa]

Would you like some nuts madam? LOL

[lem891]

when i was young and heard this " amsterdam , thats in france"

now "i see what you did there, i kniw whats legal there "

[fossy111]

It may be cheesey as hell and did really badly at Eurovision but it never fails to put a smile on my face!

[jamessanders1997]

@fossy111 argreed

[Mr007fp]

redcoats!

[DrWhiskeredCandy]

"Would you Like something to Suck on for landing?" Wtf?

[Aylott1]

ok it was soo bad lol i remebr this :L

[Killiek45]

This so should have won !!

[Kaynas1988]

What the fuck are they trying promote sex or something

[myeyesthefuture]

i love how when your younger you dont get the jokes ;D i awkwardly am still proud to be british ;)

[flossyj9395]

Shouls have won, they were so funny!!!!!!!!! XD

[Kaynas1988]

@flossyj9395 more like should have came last

[IndiannaLoseby1995]

I miss the days when we just to the piss out of eurovision. We're never going to win again because they just vote for their neighbours. The funny thing is the UK funds more money than any other country for eurovision. I don't see why we don't just pull out, we're in a recession anyway, we could do better things with out money then fund a rigged singing contest.

[333lauralou]

natalia was my singing teacher

[zimmercj]

1:14 she totally grabbed his ass!

[formulacountdown]

So much has changed since then.

This was the day when I was a Eurovision hater and couldn't work out what everyone was doing with their arms at nightclubs....

[solefthanded2]

If their uniforms and the backdrop is meant to signify the Union Flag, then IT'S Te WRONG FUCKING BLUE!... It should be Dark Blue (Pantone 280).

[lee1998ful]

its ok but could be a better {the song}

[chenjinchai]

Good performance

[DM3165]

apparently this song plays 24/7 in hell...



[Karolotti33]

@DM3165 so i want go to hell then ^^

[BillzProductions]

As if they lip synched :| Eurovision is a cringe ball...

[colz2011]

I love this song....but why on earth can't we pick a band that can sing live!!!

That's our downfall, always picking the best people who sound good recorded... I'm yet too see an english act that can actually sing well live on esc :(

[fossy111]

@colz2011 I suggest you check out Jade's entry!

[colz2011]

@fossy111 It's shocking she came 5th at least she could sing, even if her song was crap... =[

[Kaynas1988]

@colz2011 At least Jade's eurovision entry did better then this chessy and camp pop song

[MARTINABERDEEN09]

@arifo786 its a bit of fun, get over urself.. @georgew0304 they are called innuendos? guys its a bit of fun... wise up and enjoy it.. why make fun of it?

[Arifo786]

the arm flying movement is the gayest thing ever

[christinesangel100]

I loved this song when it was performed in 2007....I was 11 and I really liked the song.

[georgew0304]

There are a lot of sexual references during this song...

[xxraspberriesxx]

i think we are just not putting in any effort anymore, because no matter how good our song or singers are , they vote for their neighbours, pile of bullshit

[TheBluntfan]

james blunt would win the esc without any problems!

[PrettyGabiii]

awwww <3 i was ten then!! i remember i voted for them!! hahahaa... the following year i went to england and i couldn't stop laughing because this song was on my mind non stop!!

[nichay3456]

this reminds me of the sort of song Steps would sing :L .

[NikkitaBieber]

i was 9 then omg hahhahaha:)

[fsxzone]

I was 7 then!

[jon1mills1]

i'm glad there's no innuendo or double entrende in this song.. :-p

[toonboy1996]

SHITE.... Why couldnt we have had some JX, planet perfecto or urban cookie collective instead of a song about doing smack over holland and cheesy lyrics remind me of ' going to ibiza' by the venga boys :)

[moshrunnersHD]

In the event of a change in cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the panel above your head...

[Mrmusic94]

I never realised how dirty this song was when I was younger O__________O

[Arch1Kid]

to be honest this would have gotten us higher up the score board last year than josh dubovie's song.

[oblivionduex]

haha suck on 4 landing

[wimblewomble21]

we should have won it that year. We had the best song, got the biggest cheer from the crowd, the best outfits and everything. That wee pinocio looking whailing serbian lesbian was just PURE FUCKING SHIIIIITTTEEE

[16MattC]

We always throw the campest thing possible at the Eurovision.

[ephemeralprotagonist]

Painful song. If I was a Somali pirate and had to hold people hostage, i would sit them in front of this song on a continuous loop for a whole day and watch them go insane!

[FabFM]

@ephemeralprotagonist Play them "teenage life" instead... you'll accomplish what you would have in a day but the time that song finished.

[cheznuel]

muy divertidos. que a veces eurovision parece un velatorio.

[himera807]

stupid song

[TheBjg1980]

would you like something to suck on for landing sir!! hahaha creases me up everytime!!

[jackiecrowe]

worst song i have ever hear.... still dont know why i keep clicking the replay button though

[lincsposter]

I like the 'nod' to previous winners Bucks Fizz! Note the bottles!

[hattierainfordXO]

BVAAHAAHAHAHAAA,, We're so incredibly shit arn't we? :P Bloody U.K always cocking up on eurovision :P

[MegaRandomBoi]

I love this song

[MrZaph]

:facepalm:

[JustMnml]

FAIL

[SalvaHarry]

They shoud´ve been in top 10!

[minikid24]

sadly one of are better entrys

[TheDesolateOne84]

Holy fucking shit

[Kaynas1988]

Can I say what is the routine between 2 23-2:27 & 2:32-2:33 supposed to promote safe sex or to promote a single

[devuurwerkfilmpjes]

@sikdeffffag you dont have a brain , stupid enlish man

[thecube441]

Im probably the only person thinking this, but the bloke with the black hair looks like one of the baddies from home alone 3 lol

[ninjaassassin27]

soooo... what the hell am i watching exactly?

[pippigladstone]

@ninjaassassin27 garbage

[ninjaassassin27]

@pippigladstone ah. thank you.

[devuurwerkfilmpjes]

england pay the most part for eurovisions , but all hun songs sucks

france and germany are ways better.

when england stop with paid they don't go to the next round

[TrilogyofC]

@devuurwerkfilmpjes no offense but your comment did not make much sense but still good if your just learning English. Next time hopefully we can understand your comment.

[devuurwerkfilmpjes]

@TrilogyofC ga een paard neuken ofzo

[TrilogyofC]

@devuurwerkfilmpjes GA EN NEUK een PAARD u VUIL DROGEER NEMENE NEDERLANDS DROL HOOFD

UW MOEDER IS EEN aids SLACHTOFFER OMDAT ZIJ EEN HOER ALS ALLE VROUWEN IN NEDERLAND IS EN U BENT EEN FOUT ALS EEN BABY die UW MOEDER U niet WILDE die ZIJ EEN ABORTUS WILDE

[NorthernBoy2010]

Bloody loved this!! One of the best Eurovision songs EVER!!!

[TONYCOV881]

did they steal those uniforms from postman pat?

[59AJ59]

I admitt it i actually like this song :D my only query is at onep oint the brown haired one says "Flying high in Amsterdam, catch us if oyu can..." The way it sang makes it sound as if she's high on crack.

[ModernDayPaulRevere]

This is horse SHITE who the fuck voted for this shit you got to be kidding me.

[Rosieeeeeeeeeee]

It always cracks me up when they sing 'Flying high in Amsterdam', not to mention their actions etc!

There are so many naughty jokes, it's unbelievable! xD

[em1041]

such fail.

[hermione1998]

if the countries that were mentioned voted for us we would have got a lot more votes 

[Lenin426599]

alrte man, im tomc 1989

[jimboboy]

comedy gold hahaha, if we wanted to , we would smoke this competition as the uk has produced the best music of all time

[theleroy69]

very very suggestive song, with very suggestive womens uniforms ;)

[s1monsen]

uk contribute with a freakshow

[jonass3600]

i love this song.. greets from Denmark

[BWBB1]

they should of been drowned like babies!

[hermione1998]

@BWBB1 you drown babies !?!?

[uk06england06uk]

The UK always takes the piss out of this contest LOL

[phildipop]

i died a lil inside

[potrawki1]

I love this song! Really great and entertaining, much better than others on that contest! COOL UK!!!! Greets from Germany

[harrystone632]

this song is pornography ! "would you like to suck on something for landing sir?" and at 1:36 not sure what he say... and at 2:32 - is there any need for the bend??

[Ali74]

This is pure smut. Love it

[Aarroonnn]

aww lol

[ubrsole137]

this sounds like something you'd get at butlins or haven holidays

[heppolo]

the concept is cheesy and even funny and they may have had a chance if they could sing at least on the average level.

but their anti-singing killed it.

[edstar678]

i tell you what, shockin song, but the blonde at the front <3 haha not to be too shallow :)

[juksori1]

I kinda liked this :P

[sgtmact]

Only in Britain.....I still can't believe we CHOSE them to represent our country.

[Bille994]

still can't believe this represented our country,...how embarrassing!

those 2 are jokes on coach trip though :D

[ChrisTheSpiritOfGods]

@Bille994 ya omg lol :D

[MrAdriancik]

It's true pop style song :))))

[schumacherenator]

@MrAdriancik ... annoying?

[whingingwanker]

This just reminded me of ryan air

[ontarianitch]

can you imagine if Heidi Range got in this group. . . .

[baselinebaby21x]

IS THIS A WIND UP

[DarkenedPsycho]

Eurovision has always been bonkers and we at Britain embrace it as a joke and laugh at anyone being serious.

[cashleyslash]

OMG this is so cheesy,it looks like an advert for BA

[Elleskellybob]

i would love it sooooooo much if the air hostesses on a real flight sang this song!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxbethaniexX1996]

its funny as!!! :L they are kinda shit live though!!:L

[marklee1783]

caroline & natalie look bloody amazing in those spray on outfits.

[XxxLilAbbiexxX]

This is the sort of song you listen to, when your sad :) To make you happy again :D

[PauloRider1]

Would you like something to suck on?

[TomTresh3]

This should have won, at least a lot of thought went into this entry! Viva la UK!!

[2k8091Lauren]

Kids watching this wont know what half of it means...When they get older and watch it they will be like, "What the fuck?!" Haha

[jumpinjacob]

Oh yes, Blow into the mouth peice... Wait what time was this aired again! XD

[TomTresh3]

It dosen't matter, blowing into the mouthpiece is part of the safety instructions a cabin crew will give you on any flight.

[Elleskellybob]

its a bit of a 'cringe' song, but i can't help smile when i watch it and i enjoyed it.

[TomTresh3]

Isn't this what eurovision used to be about? corny fun! Evenone bar the UK and Malta have forgotton how to have fun!

[Seven0fNine]

Even British Airways would cringe at this...

[tarff26]

I think this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life

[Norrskap]

what the hell is.....

[luutnantti111]

I love how UK didnt even try. They just made a crappy over the top commercial to the British airvawes and were like "Screw the competition! Eurovision blows! Lets just make some money with this!" And that's badass! This is awesome.

[caneryalcin]

if it won the contest that would have been quite a surprise.but it can win world advertisement jingle awards easily=)

[goodquestion93]

ahhh! cringe!

[madmaxzor]

the songs go more stupid every year... 2007 eurovision was still enjoyable.

[Warmo64018940]

i actually enjoyed 2007, I watched 2008... notgood, so I gave up after 2009!

[ThexoxDarkAngel1993x]

Hahaha ! Love It :) x

[Stephhh18x]

i cringe everytime. embarassin or wat haha.

[shannonxxxx100]

yh i lyk this song but i knew we wernt of won with it coz we ad 0 points tht year

but we were 1st in 2008 until norway lolz thn we were 5th woooooo

[escillon]

am i the only person who loves this song,it was made for a couple of reasons but the main one being that all the entries we had done in the past were to say the least dull dull dull.the only winning comarison to this being the buck fizz entry in the 80s.scootch made this as a bit tounge in cheek and had the eastern block countries been fucked off out,we would have won,think about it!!.enough said.

[BelNatalya76]

I think, this song is funny and makes me smile.

[Lotto15719]

Fuck air hostess wandering round for 1 year round school. even the teachers. Shit that was funny to see mr fernly like the dude in there

[LydiaxLOSERFACE]

ugh, the the guy who offers things is really annoying. must he be there?

although, must any of them?

[20patchwork]

those people in the end are cheering " YAY OUR COUNTRY HAS A CHANCE OF WINNING" omg why did we put it forward? o.O

[DictatorOfEngland]

I seriouly feel embarassed every time I see this...fuck we have pleanty of great artists WHY DID WE PICK SCHOOCH?!

[TheFattycheese]

this is soooooo cheesey dude,

my friend knows david ducasse

the girls cant sign and david winks at all the boys in the crowd hahahah:)

they probs dont know he is gay though !!!!!

[S33p3r]

i dont get it. there saying flyin the FLAG not flying an aeroplane so whats with the planes?

[airboy1997]

its about british airways

[musicbiggestfan]

haha just realised :

without HQ at 0:40 it wud be funni if the case slipped nd she fell owa ((nt 2 be nasty or out :P))

[musicbiggestfan]

well ino this song is pretty cheesy but yeah its called BRITTAN BAYBEH dont like it fhuck off mayte lolz oj ;)

well im laffin my hed off lolz i dunno why but u no am for the people who think its great 2 b british :) xx

[KeathGraham]

Painful.

[WithAPinchOfSalt]

This isn't the British damn sense of humor.

THIS IS POOR. POOR POOR POOR.

IT hurt me to believe we'd managed to come up wit this. For God's sake.

[tomisaacs101]

This was us taking the piss because we knew we could never win with the old voting system

[iam32bit]

The music is tragic, but the performance itself is pretty good - the way they kept the whole 'airplane' theme.

[cannac1]

Hadise - Dum Tek Tek ( Eurovision 2009 )

[ Real Video Clip ] on TV !!!

watch?v=KuIzAwoh4oE

[manontheflute]

Its called brittish comedy!

watch little britton! you'll understand!

I though it was a fantastic song still is cheesy harmless... why not...

[xlemonicecream]

TOTALLY !

[05halls]

And fuck yeh LONG LIVE THE BRITISH EMPIRE !! any country got something to say fuck off cos we will raid yours lol xD only kidding :)

[05halls]

Yeh it may be gay but come on its UK we do shit like this but you carnt blame them for trying a meen at least we showed what country we were in look at others they didnt even show there flag or anything lol

[sandwich459]

gay song I mean 3:08 would you like someyhing to suck on for landing sir! SIIIIICK!!!

[iam32bit]

Yeah I kept replaying that, hoping that he didn't say that.

[JaydeeJerk]

it may b shit but i think this is what eurovision song cost is about cheesy shit :D

[BSTconnor]

givent he idea that male flight attendents are gay i think would u like something to suck on and would u like some salted nuts topps it off