Per chance the title mentioned Israel, because looks too American Texan; same accent, same psychology, retarded redneck and the typical business women.
Someone who lives in Israel, I want to say that this series of satire. About politics, all those things you said are not related. I live here, in Israel, all my life and so did all 7 million residents and is not Lnn no place else to go. No second citizenship. We give these people their children blowing up our homes free of free education and free use of our hospitals
Once upon a time there was a land. It was called Palestine. There were half a million people living there. About 20% were Jews. The British came. They gave 78% of the land to the Arabs. They called it Jordan. Then they divided the rest into half and gave it to the Jews. The Jews said thank you. Then the Arabs attacked them. The Jews took more land. None of which was Jordan. End of story.
@iCraftisrael I am an athiest, but seeing this from a non-judgemental point of view. I see the jewish at fault. Like you said, israel WAS your home country thousands of years ago. It would be completely wrong for germany, or france to reconquer europe, which was their home, merely a few hundred years in the past.
Whether Muslims have a personal beef with jews or not, Anyone would dislike a group of people that just declare a land, that was palestine for 2000 years as theirs out of the blue.
@lilgaything why is it that middle eastern arabs can immigrate to america, austrelia, or wherever they want in the world, but Jewish cant immigrate to the middle east Israel?
@The100black100 I am glad that you can differentiate Zionists from Jews, just as Muslims from terrorists but it is true that a majority that are anti-zionists cannot see the difference and are too anti-semetic. Its because of this majority that anti-zionism is usually hand in hand with anti-semitism. I my self am a jewish zionist so im sorry if a disagree with your views. One problem though, you talk about not generalising anti-zionists and then go onto generalise all jews
I can't understand a word of what's going on but if a girl like that showed up in my life, I'd learn her language, live in her country, and renounce my current citzenship.
@earthwormjah You guys are over here laughing not even thankful for the land you STOLE, while your military is over there in gaza dropping illegal white phosphorus bombs in small children, and jewish extremist settlers stealing homes in the westbank! And your government is killing protests by the tons in lebanon, turkey, sryia, PALESTINE, egypt...and your telling me you guys are just acting stupid??? itt sickens me! I honestly dont know how israel won all those wars except in 2006 but why!!?!!!
@The100black100 Your right... Thanks for the land. If you act nice, you can come over here and open a Kebab stand. If not, we can always turn Lebanon back into a rubble heap. If the Phalangists had won, Lebanon might actually be civilized right now.
@earthwormjah And there comes out the rascism. Your an idiot. And try going back to lebanon see what happens you will get finished by that tiny Hezbollah again and run back to your homes, you cant even handle hamas or hezbollah what makes you people think you can take on IRAN??? Read about what will happen to your Illegal, enemy-of-god state of israel in the prophecies of the bible ,torah, and quran. Religously you will not last. And what happens when America leaves israel? No more bread for you
@The100black100 I might ad that we wiped the floor with Hamas, and for all the tough talk from Hezbollah, who are supposedly one of the toughest terrorist groups in the world, we haven't seen one rocket since 2006, and we killed a thousand Hezbollah fighters and flattened part of Beirut and nearly all of Southern Lebanon. And our prime minister at the time was too big a coward to push into Beirut and finish the job.
@earthwormjah AND YOU know why? America fuels you, without iran you not be able to fight so powerfully, and if you say otherwise your pretty blind. Hezbollah finished off israel back in 2006 and pushed israeli invadors back to israel in a matter of hours, saving the lives of thousands of innocent civilians in lebanon. And the only reason hezbollah would fire a rocket is if your in their country lebanon.And just like president Ahmadinijad said, israel cant even finish off Hamas, its sad honestly
@MrThewaffen Thanks but, you should know that the enemy is not the Jews, its the ZIONISTS. To say that every jew is a zionist and every zionist is a jew, is like every terrorist a muslim and every muslim a terrorist , or every german a nazi and every nazi a german, or every mexican an immagrant and every immigrant a mexican. And when you say you hate jews, your supporting Israel, because they want you to hate jews so they can scream "Anti-semitism", bring up the holocaust,and win the debates.
@The100black100 Wrong dumbass. Every Jew IS a Zionist, just like me. Say it proudly, I am a Zionist and I hate all you f*ucking Palestinians and Arabs and most muslims too. Your job is to destro all of the JUDEO-Christian values that we have worked hard these last 2000 years+ to create and replace them with your cretin, sub mutant pedophilic Mohamed religion. It ain't gonna happen Jackson!
@junaid1 I spit on you. Not every Jew is a zionist. In fact the man who made Zionism was not even a jew. Go right now on the Youtube bar and look up "ANTI-ZIONIST JEWS" you will see a bunch of them. Thousands. And they are mostly orthodox but their is a lot of famous Non-religions, anti-zionist jews like Norman finkelstein .
@junaid1 I spit on you. Not every Jew is a zionist. In fact the man who made Zionism was not even a jew. Go right now on the Youtube bar and look up "ANTI-ZIONIST JEWS" you will see a bunch of them. Thousands. And they are mostly orthodox but their is a lot of famous Non-religions, anti-zionist jews like Norman finkelstein .
@junaid1 im sorry to tell you this but zionism is not naziism of any of the sort the whole essence of zionism was the jews wanting to have their own country and government protected from persecution which the jews were living through almost every day of their life
@NNov1996 Gee lady, I think you confused me with another. I am a Zionist, I live in Israel and I am proud of it. We do want our own country and have it. We have our own government and it does protect us from persecution. So where is the problem. PS: I still hate muslims and don't trust them as far as I could throw em.
@junaid1. I agree with you, I don't trust muslims either. I feel the same way about christians and jews and all the rest of those crazy delusion lunatics who believe they should live their lives according to their imaginary friends.
@MrSelidor7 Wow, that was good...I agree 100% that it's the religious fanatics that are driving everyone right over the cliff! (I don't mind that people have their imaginary friends so long as they do not impose them on the rest of us.)
@salaciousone no he didnt shoot himself you stupid cunt maybe if you had a brain in your head you would know that they think he did that they also think he went into a jet and flew off they also think he poisend himslef and then made his body guard burn him
@MrThewaffen i have a brain in my head. unlike hitler in 45 when he put the gun to his temple and blew his brains straight out of his head. ahahhah. also did you know hitler only had one testicle? too funny, eh mug?
@earthwormjah I'm sorry, how about a burrito shop then. I'm just trying to watch a funny video, not looking to listen to Jihad Junior froth at the mouth. Our enemies are great at talking, but we always win, because our survival depends on it. So you can make peace with us or paint a target on your asses and bend over, doesn't matter to us. Shit, Lebanon used to be the Paris of the middle East, than the Jihadis got ahold of it and now look at it...
Stop the stupid religous arguements. You are arguing over things that may or may not happened thousands of years ago. Get over it and just let us live in peace with each other.
you know when it comes to you pussy jews holocaust was the greatest thing that ever happened for jews to get pitty in this world. u dirty Hebrews will do anything to be excepted in society do your self a favor put your mom and kid in a gas chamber first before you get torchard and then burned alive this time that's the feature for all you pussy ass jews. you cant act tough under Americas nut sack . but 1 day your kids kids soul will be shitted on. only respect a jew can get is buy bying it. haa
In Israel they also do not know how to enter and leave an elevator in any order. When a crowded elevator opens....it's a free for all. Everyone fights to get in and out at the same time. Narcissist behavior. The sun shines equally out of everyone's ass.
@TheSublimedude69 wow - only a brilliant, sophisticated GENIUS could be able to formulate such distinguished manifests of literalily power. it´s hard to believe, that you made up all this on your own without help from your parents or your nurse. i think everybody agrees, that this gentleman could be a shining light for forthcoming generations of young & gifted writing talents. your opus, as far as i read yet, is outstanding. it´s mature, deep minded and full of soul. DA CAPO! DA CAPO!! BRAVO!
bob119911 , stupid motherfuckers like yourself will never understand comedy 'cause you're too stupid and racist, and btw , suck my Jewish cock you fuckin' asshole.
it's time to kill motherfuckin' Nazis like u , and do it slow and painfully!!!
Haaa! That's EXACTLY the way Israeis are! The part about his birthday is because Jews believe that on your b'day your "mazal" or luck, is strong. Very funny...todah rabah!
did anybody who isn´t speaking ivrit get the joke? ani yehudi, awal ani lo m`daber ivrit tov. ani jekhol likro iwrit, awal ani lo m´daber ivrit,,, is there an english translation?
@liaMuc87 lady: hello old guy: hello lady: 95 please. old guy: ok lady: say, isn't it dangerous that you smoke like that? old guy: one has to die sometime. besides, today I don't care because today is my birthday. guy with the cake: congratulations, Moni! old guy: ehh thank you! put it here, thank you very much! *turning to the lday* want an addition to the fuel? lady: ummm ok, yes.
@liaMuc87 old guy: ok. ah! there's a crack in the opening. it has to be fixed, I don't want the fuel splashing all over my shoes. **phone rings** lady: hello? old guy: Hey woah! look out with the cell phone! it's dangerous! it can go boom suddenly, all the station...
I don't know what they're saying, but working at a gas station myself, this is funny shit. I smiled while he smoked (not dangerous, get over it people) and had open flames around the pump (the candle wasn't dangerous, but I'm not sure about the blowtorch on the nozzle). But when he got mad about the cellphone I almost died laughing.
The guy somkes, the woman ask if it's not dangerous, he thinks see means about his health and not about the fire- so he answers "I will die when my time comes, by the way- I have bithday today" [other guy brings a cake with a candle]. Then he says "Oh, I think theres a leak- I don't want the guz to go on my shoes" and he does this thing with the burner. The thing with the phone you know.. :)
This video is from a T.V. show used to air on IL T.V.
But I'm optimistic now steaming into the future for change in Egypt. I hope at the end of the Jews. and will end all problems with the Jews. It will be a great celebration for the whole of Europe. :))) These are my and other people's in Europa views. :)))
"If Christians refuse to live a life of inferiority, then this signals their rebellion and the unavoidable necessity of Jewish warfare against their very presence." [Cf. Mordechai Nisan, Kivunim (official publication of the World Zionist Organization), August, 1984, pp. 151-156].
@cadrolls1 That doesn't change the fact that said quote does not reflect the opinion of the majority, or even a minority, of Israelis. It's a quote you pulled out of an old book.
I am denied to leave the German NAZI state since 1988. I had been tortured several times in other countries by the BND which is the renamed GESTAPO to force me back. This German NAZI state is blaming the US for Guantanamo, blaming China for Tibet, and, to say it right away, blaming jewish Israel for having survived the Holocaust. How comes that today many people around the world are accepting that Germany is infiltrating their society to gain control?
wooow that was funny ! and am a muslim and Arabian ^_^ . And i really hope that people would stop fighting here and stop posting silly comments about race and religion ! and ENJOY THE COMEDY !!!!!! laugh together for once !!!! for everyone's God's sake !!
ענק
adi74073 1 day ago
Good god people- it's a funny comedy sketch for crying out loud! Can some people never just laugh anymore?
kazraz72 5 days ago
This is a comedy skit. I don't get why everyone's arguing politics here...
Freesibs 1 week ago
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fuck israel
redline934 1 week ago
@redline934 Anti semitic preak you are the one going for early fucking
SimsMoyal 4 days ago in playlist hebreu
@SimsMoyal fuck u and israel ya jew cunt bag,go suck some gas
redline934 4 days ago
This is a funny video !
MWJEFF1 1 month ago
Love Jews! they have a greatsense of humour..unlike allahs koranimal filth.
HajiTurbanator 1 month ago 4
fuck u guys, its just a funny video.
matchbox2022 1 month ago
Per chance the title mentioned Israel, because looks too American Texan; same accent, same psychology, retarded redneck and the typical business women.
NightHotel 1 month ago
This is funny...and so how true! Todah!
Cascade47 2 months ago
Don't know what the words are, but the visual contrast is funny.
damianpodcast 2 months ago
Someone who lives in Israel, I want to say that this series of satire. About politics, all those things you said are not related. I live here, in Israel, all my life and so did all 7 million residents and is not Lnn no place else to go. No second citizenship. We give these people their children blowing up our homes free of free education and free use of our hospitals
RACHEL87299 2 months ago
why does everybody talk about politics in every freakin video with jews?!
asafo719 2 months ago 45
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because its the only connection to talk bad about us... and its the only thing they know about us... but actually they don't know anything...
VintageChance 1 week ago
Once upon a time there was a land. It was called Palestine. There were half a million people living there. About 20% were Jews. The British came. They gave 78% of the land to the Arabs. They called it Jordan. Then they divided the rest into half and gave it to the Jews. The Jews said thank you. Then the Arabs attacked them. The Jews took more land. None of which was Jordan. End of story.
ayaladalia 3 months ago
arabs immigrate to new lands, declaring land that was once native mexican and indian tribes as America.
They take land that was once Aburijan and call it Australia.
I still don't see the difference, sorry
perrik7 3 months ago
First of all,being Zioni,is not about killing Arabs and Muslims,it's about returning to our home country after 2000 years!
Sadfully,SOME,NOT ALL of the Arabs and Muslims are trying to kill us.
To stay alive and here,we have to defend ourselves.
You don't understand that after the TERRORISTS,NOT ALL THE ARABS AND MUSLIMS will kill us,they will move on to you,Christians?
Now,taking this funny Israeli comedy (and yes,this is SOME of the Israeli humor) seriously is a really dumb thing? We,the Israe
iCraftisrael 3 months ago
@iCraftisrael I am an athiest, but seeing this from a non-judgemental point of view. I see the jewish at fault. Like you said, israel WAS your home country thousands of years ago. It would be completely wrong for germany, or france to reconquer europe, which was their home, merely a few hundred years in the past.
Whether Muslims have a personal beef with jews or not, Anyone would dislike a group of people that just declare a land, that was palestine for 2000 years as theirs out of the blue.
lilgaything 3 months ago
@lilgaything why is it that middle eastern arabs can immigrate to america, austrelia, or wherever they want in the world, but Jewish cant immigrate to the middle east Israel?
can you please clear this point?
perrik7 3 months ago
@perrik7 here is a difference between immigration and straight out declaring land which was palestine to be Israel.
Jews also can immigrate to whatever country they want. I just see the taking of other people's country land is wrong.
lilgaything 3 months ago
@lilgaything the muslims hated the jews long long before israel
jondummitt 3 months ago
@jondummitt israel came before muslims but i see your point
ajm267 2 months ago
@ajm267 what? you mean the kingdom of israel? yea that cam first but i ment mordern llol
jondummitt 2 months ago
@The100black100 I am glad that you can differentiate Zionists from Jews, just as Muslims from terrorists but it is true that a majority that are anti-zionists cannot see the difference and are too anti-semetic. Its because of this majority that anti-zionism is usually hand in hand with anti-semitism. I my self am a jewish zionist so im sorry if a disagree with your views. One problem though, you talk about not generalising anti-zionists and then go onto generalise all jews
llamaboy696969 3 months ago
hechh hechhh hechhhh
hogo1 3 months ago
Israel is a terrorist country and the World is waking up to that fact.
MendingMedia 3 months ago
this commercial just tells us, death to arabs and no communication or critisism of terrorist state of israel , and also they are oil mongers
idrismetalcore 3 months ago
@idrismetalcore What the hell are you talking about?
bamai59 3 months ago
I can't understand a word of what's going on but if a girl like that showed up in my life, I'd learn her language, live in her country, and renounce my current citzenship.
skalexander 3 months ago
Long live Palestine, let us see how long you will last.
The100black100 3 months ago
@The100black100 Geez, its a comedy show, go back to growing your beard and beating your wife or whatever.
earthwormjah 3 months ago
@earthwormjah You guys are over here laughing not even thankful for the land you STOLE, while your military is over there in gaza dropping illegal white phosphorus bombs in small children, and jewish extremist settlers stealing homes in the westbank! And your government is killing protests by the tons in lebanon, turkey, sryia, PALESTINE, egypt...and your telling me you guys are just acting stupid??? itt sickens me! I honestly dont know how israel won all those wars except in 2006 but why!!?!!!
The100black100 3 months ago
@The100black100 Your right... Thanks for the land. If you act nice, you can come over here and open a Kebab stand. If not, we can always turn Lebanon back into a rubble heap. If the Phalangists had won, Lebanon might actually be civilized right now.
earthwormjah 3 months ago
@earthwormjah And there comes out the rascism. Your an idiot. And try going back to lebanon see what happens you will get finished by that tiny Hezbollah again and run back to your homes, you cant even handle hamas or hezbollah what makes you people think you can take on IRAN??? Read about what will happen to your Illegal, enemy-of-god state of israel in the prophecies of the bible ,torah, and quran. Religously you will not last. And what happens when America leaves israel? No more bread for you
The100black100 3 months ago
@The100black100 I might ad that we wiped the floor with Hamas, and for all the tough talk from Hezbollah, who are supposedly one of the toughest terrorist groups in the world, we haven't seen one rocket since 2006, and we killed a thousand Hezbollah fighters and flattened part of Beirut and nearly all of Southern Lebanon. And our prime minister at the time was too big a coward to push into Beirut and finish the job.
earthwormjah 3 months ago
@earthwormjah AND YOU know why? America fuels you, without iran you not be able to fight so powerfully, and if you say otherwise your pretty blind. Hezbollah finished off israel back in 2006 and pushed israeli invadors back to israel in a matter of hours, saving the lives of thousands of innocent civilians in lebanon. And the only reason hezbollah would fire a rocket is if your in their country lebanon.And just like president Ahmadinijad said, israel cant even finish off Hamas, its sad honestly
The100black100 3 months ago
@The100black100 i dont like muslims or arabs im a racist but it if ever came down to it i would fight on your side and kill the jewish scum
MrThewaffen 3 months ago
@MrThewaffen Thanks but, you should know that the enemy is not the Jews, its the ZIONISTS. To say that every jew is a zionist and every zionist is a jew, is like every terrorist a muslim and every muslim a terrorist , or every german a nazi and every nazi a german, or every mexican an immagrant and every immigrant a mexican. And when you say you hate jews, your supporting Israel, because they want you to hate jews so they can scream "Anti-semitism", bring up the holocaust,and win the debates.
The100black100 3 months ago
@The100black100 Wrong dumbass. Every Jew IS a Zionist, just like me. Say it proudly, I am a Zionist and I hate all you f*ucking Palestinians and Arabs and most muslims too. Your job is to destro all of the JUDEO-Christian values that we have worked hard these last 2000 years+ to create and replace them with your cretin, sub mutant pedophilic Mohamed religion. It ain't gonna happen Jackson!
junaid1 1 month ago
@junaid1 I spit on you. Not every Jew is a zionist. In fact the man who made Zionism was not even a jew. Go right now on the Youtube bar and look up "ANTI-ZIONIST JEWS" you will see a bunch of them. Thousands. And they are mostly orthodox but their is a lot of famous Non-religions, anti-zionist jews like Norman finkelstein .
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@junaid1 I spit on you. Not every Jew is a zionist. In fact the man who made Zionism was not even a jew. Go right now on the Youtube bar and look up "ANTI-ZIONIST JEWS" you will see a bunch of them. Thousands. And they are mostly orthodox but their is a lot of famous Non-religions, anti-zionist jews like Norman finkelstein .
The100black100 1 month ago
@junaid1 im sorry to tell you this but zionism is not naziism of any of the sort the whole essence of zionism was the jews wanting to have their own country and government protected from persecution which the jews were living through almost every day of their life
NNov1996 3 weeks ago
@NNov1996 Gee lady, I think you confused me with another. I am a Zionist, I live in Israel and I am proud of it. We do want our own country and have it. We have our own government and it does protect us from persecution. So where is the problem. PS: I still hate muslims and don't trust them as far as I could throw em.
junaid1 3 weeks ago
@junaid1. I agree with you, I don't trust muslims either. I feel the same way about christians and jews and all the rest of those crazy delusion lunatics who believe they should live their lives according to their imaginary friends.
MrSelidor7 3 weeks ago
@MrSelidor7 Wow, that was good...I agree 100% that it's the religious fanatics that are driving everyone right over the cliff! (I don't mind that people have their imaginary friends so long as they do not impose them on the rest of us.)
junaid1 3 weeks ago
@MrThewaffen thanks for adding to the views of this vid. by the way hitlers dead. hahah. he shot himslef in the head. lol. mug.
salaciousone 3 months ago
@salaciousone no he didnt shoot himself you stupid cunt maybe if you had a brain in your head you would know that they think he did that they also think he went into a jet and flew off they also think he poisend himslef and then made his body guard burn him
MrThewaffen 3 months ago
@MrThewaffen i have a brain in my head. unlike hitler in 45 when he put the gun to his temple and blew his brains straight out of his head. ahahhah. also did you know hitler only had one testicle? too funny, eh mug?
salaciousone 3 months ago
@earthwormjah I'm sorry, how about a burrito shop then. I'm just trying to watch a funny video, not looking to listen to Jihad Junior froth at the mouth. Our enemies are great at talking, but we always win, because our survival depends on it. So you can make peace with us or paint a target on your asses and bend over, doesn't matter to us. Shit, Lebanon used to be the Paris of the middle East, than the Jihadis got ahold of it and now look at it...
earthwormjah 3 months ago
VIVA ISRAEL... ON THEIR OWN DAMN DOLLAR.
ddddcheaper 4 months ago
fuck ISRAEL
oOoPEQASUSoOo 4 months ago
@oOoPEQASUSoOo shut up! FUCKING MUSLIM!
ahibol 4 months ago
@ahibol fuck you to GTH
oOoPEQASUSoOo 4 months ago
@oOoPEQASUSoOo islam=terror
ahibol 3 months ago
@ahibol
/watch?v=BU324G7Tsek
terror huh ! look at that video and you know what is terror?
oOoPEQASUSoOo 3 months ago
@oOoPEQASUSoOo Islam is the most violent religion ever created.
generichumor 3 months ago
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@ahibol go fuck off or die you israeli satan
idrismetalcore 3 months ago
@oOoPEQASUSoOo I'm sorry, we know how mad you saudis get when you see a woman driving and talking to a man.
earthwormjah 3 months ago
It's from the Israeli show "Kzarim" (short ones), one of the funniest TV shows.
by the way, most of the Israeli comedies are hilarious!
omerlugassi 4 months ago
"Jewish people driving German cars".
-Sarah Silverman.
moshe88 4 months ago
BECEDER
Pseudologic 4 months ago
Stop the stupid religous arguements. You are arguing over things that may or may not happened thousands of years ago. Get over it and just let us live in peace with each other.
Aviv, Israel
AvivCMusic 4 months ago 16
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you are right, but peace takes 2 and not 1...
VintageChance 1 week ago
@VintageChance Indeed.
AvivCMusic 1 week ago
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kill every jew
babaanalog 4 months ago
crush israel
babaanalog 4 months ago
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Fuck the jews
metathus 5 months ago
@metathus jesus was jewish, you are actually saying fuck jesus aswell... racist cunt :)
TheHat3z 5 months ago
@TheHat3z And yet the jews still killed him...I rest my case.
metathus 5 months ago
@metathus not the jews killed him , the romans killed him ... read the bible , not the koran..
TheHat3z 4 months ago
am I the only one that got the "Let world leaders know you stand in solidarity with Israel!" ad????
Holy Fucking Shit
mannyamaya 5 months ago
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you know when it comes to you pussy jews holocaust was the greatest thing that ever happened for jews to get pitty in this world. u dirty Hebrews will do anything to be excepted in society do your self a favor put your mom and kid in a gas chamber first before you get torchard and then burned alive this time that's the feature for all you pussy ass jews. you cant act tough under Americas nut sack . but 1 day your kids kids soul will be shitted on. only respect a jew can get is buy bying it. haa
LinkZR001 5 months ago
@LinkZR001 what's wrong with you?
Ibiku456 3 months ago
I prefer German gas stations. ^_^
bilalha123 5 months ago
ROFL
h4ppydriver 5 months ago
this is so lame...
wirlwirlwirl 5 months ago
@TheDMM nice words mate :)
44tomer 5 months ago
i dont know how many there is, but please dont buy volkswagens you idiots
KhyberBoy09 5 months ago
lmao a volkswagen in israel. the goddamn irony
KhyberBoy09 5 months ago
who is the girl
farerse 5 months ago
its comedy show idiots
HotNadav 5 months ago
The girl isn't the best actor... but she's hot so I forgive her :)
charlesdarwin55 5 months ago
@charlesdarwin55 so nice of you to forgive so easly
shuval10 5 months ago
nd jews nd shit
mbenson2790 6 months ago
niggers
mbenson2790 6 months ago
khaa khaaa hkaaa
TheBanaphsh 6 months ago
Is there actually gasoline stored in those pumps, if so it should have blown up the moment the torch was ignited.
mcfrdmn 6 months ago
13 Dr, house
arteluna24 6 months ago
Hahahahahaha i love israeli comedy its sooo funny
VIVA ISRAEL
StephaneGrappelli 6 months ago 9
HAHa lol.
pr0ipro9 6 months ago
Im from israel guys its just a comedy show..
and people stop be so racists i have no peoblem with you why you have problem with me and with everthing who move?
TheAvivon 6 months ago
In Israel they also do not know how to enter and leave an elevator in any order. When a crowded elevator opens....it's a free for all. Everyone fights to get in and out at the same time. Narcissist behavior. The sun shines equally out of everyone's ass.
JohnnyRock2000 6 months ago
Look up NPD. Rushing out of elevators isn't a symptom.
tetrisclock 6 months ago
@tetrisclock - total lack of empathy for others is.
JohnnyRock2000 6 months ago
So your point is that Israelis are narcissists. I'd like to see you back that one up.
tetrisclock 6 months ago
he smoke... and almost burn the station... but he didn't allow the girl to use the phone... lol... funny:P
sovietunion19221992 6 months ago
Echt cooler Clip :)) ******
LG Olaf
timmolaf 6 months ago
Do you know the female actor´s name? She looks a lot like the Serbian singer Jelena Tomaśević!
indebtedtotheking 7 months ago
@indebtedtotheking This is from a show called Ktzarim. The woman is Riki Blich. The first man is Moni Moshonov. The second man is Yuval Segal.
MrDavidC99 6 months ago
@MrDavidC99 "The Times Of India" actually has her on a profile with a link to other nice-looking actresses from Israel.
So much for how "everyone hates Israel;" they sure don't in India!!!
SatchmoSings 3 months ago
Sooooooooo funny!
luv5e1 7 months ago
ISREAL IS JUST FULL OF NIGGER JEWS
TheSublimedude69 7 months ago
@TheSublimedude69 wow - only a brilliant, sophisticated GENIUS could be able to formulate such distinguished manifests of literalily power. it´s hard to believe, that you made up all this on your own without help from your parents or your nurse. i think everybody agrees, that this gentleman could be a shining light for forthcoming generations of young & gifted writing talents. your opus, as far as i read yet, is outstanding. it´s mature, deep minded and full of soul. DA CAPO! DA CAPO!! BRAVO!
liaMuc87 7 months ago
You don't need subtitles for god's sake! It's obvious whats happening!
kazraz72 7 months ago
wot is evry1 saying?
mikefan09 7 months ago
how is this funny? i don't get it.
razblack 7 months ago
HELLO SUBTITLES
xdeadromeox 7 months ago
this actually made me laugh ahaha subtitles please
Conspiracyknowledge 8 months ago
Hilsrious XD
Mathemaphysicist 8 months ago
The woman is gorgeous :) Funny comedy though!
bigsajt 8 months ago
hahaha no knowledge of Hebrew needed for this one!
LMA629 8 months ago
That is Not Real!!!!!!!! That is a Porgram in the TV.. That is JUST for joke
idanra9 8 months ago
@idanra9 no shit dude
MarinaJohnnyAmanda 8 months ago
That's just a comedy, you just jealous in Israel cuz it's better than your stupid poor desert arab countries!
EP1997 8 months ago
lol XD
guentherstoll 8 months ago
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WHY IS A GOOD JEW ASHAMED ??
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( Because there are unshaming zionists stealing and killing in Palestine ! )
MrSpiritus001 8 months ago
bob119911 , stupid motherfuckers like yourself will never understand comedy 'cause you're too stupid and racist, and btw , suck my Jewish cock you fuckin' asshole.
it's time to kill motherfuckin' Nazis like u , and do it slow and painfully!!!
dboyzumik1 9 months ago
@dboyzumik1 nope...
bob119911 8 months ago
stupid jews...
bob119911 9 months ago
@bob119911 If you didnt realize, it's comedy -_-
rqax 9 months ago 2
@bob119911
Jews are smart people, They invented skype, ICQ and also the Droppers the Irrigation Systems in the Agriculture and a lot of stuff!
Holiwood is based by jews, so be smarter you stupid motherfucker and think twice before you shit stupid things our of your dirty mouth!
EP1997 8 months ago
@bob119911 stupid bobs...
aminhungryboy 8 months ago
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aminhungryboy 8 months ago
VERY NICE VIDEO HAH HAH HAH,,,,,,!!!!!!!
mrmakemakkara 9 months ago
isnt that pashto ?
egyptionhoney11 10 months ago
Haaa! That's EXACTLY the way Israeis are! The part about his birthday is because Jews believe that on your b'day your "mazal" or luck, is strong. Very funny...todah rabah!
chodeshadar18 10 months ago 2
@chodeshadar18 NO!
The whole joke here is about him not letting her use a cellphone while he smokes and torches everywhere
Mazal Tov just means happy birthday or congratulations
The word Mazal by itself means luck but it has nothing to do with Mazal Tov
SnipeToHead 9 months ago
LMFAO
BowieLovinJew 10 months ago
did anybody who isn´t speaking ivrit get the joke? ani yehudi, awal ani lo m`daber ivrit tov. ani jekhol likro iwrit, awal ani lo m´daber ivrit,,, is there an english translation?
liaMuc87 10 months ago
@liaMuc87 lady: hello old guy: hello lady: 95 please. old guy: ok lady: say, isn't it dangerous that you smoke like that? old guy: one has to die sometime. besides, today I don't care because today is my birthday. guy with the cake: congratulations, Moni! old guy: ehh thank you! put it here, thank you very much! *turning to the lday* want an addition to the fuel? lady: ummm ok, yes.
cf182 10 months ago
@liaMuc87 old guy: ok. ah! there's a crack in the opening. it has to be fixed, I don't want the fuel splashing all over my shoes. **phone rings** lady: hello? old guy: Hey woah! look out with the cell phone! it's dangerous! it can go boom suddenly, all the station...
cf182 10 months ago
@cf182 toda raba!!
liaMuc87 10 months ago
@liaMuc87 :)
cf182 10 months ago
@liaMuc87 haha I saw the black guy vid... Eeeeevrit!!
hunn86 9 months ago
@hunn86 i live in germany & here we pronounce "i" like an english "e" ;)
liaMuc87 7 months ago
@liaMuc87 GERMANS ARE GAY
TheSublimedude69 7 months ago
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liaMuc87 7 months ago
@TheSublimedude69 You are gay ! 0_0
psp2Oo 7 months ago
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Jews always come up with new ways to die!
13moredays 11 months ago
He sounds like my Armenian neighbor. He is also always smoking too. Rafi is that u? In isreal?
dannyking98 1 year ago
I don't know what they're saying, but working at a gas station myself, this is funny shit. I smiled while he smoked (not dangerous, get over it people) and had open flames around the pump (the candle wasn't dangerous, but I'm not sure about the blowtorch on the nozzle). But when he got mad about the cellphone I almost died laughing.
TheouAegis 1 year ago 18
@TheouAegis
The guy somkes, the woman ask if it's not dangerous, he thinks see means about his health and not about the fire- so he answers "I will die when my time comes, by the way- I have bithday today" [other guy brings a cake with a candle]. Then he says "Oh, I think theres a leak- I don't want the guz to go on my shoes" and he does this thing with the burner. The thing with the phone you know.. :)
This video is from a T.V. show used to air on IL T.V.
YSJFS 6 months ago
@TheouAegis
Are you serious? i worked at a gas station myself and witnessed 2 cigarettes caused ignites and 1 caused by cell phone.
tamiryk 6 months ago
@TheouAegis asshole! smoking is dangerous for your health
EpicAwesomness100 5 months ago
Didn't understand what they said (eng subtitles?) but I understood it anyway! LOL :)
FranklyOnlineDotSe 1 year ago 2
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But I'm optimistic now steaming into the future for change in Egypt. I hope at the end of the Jews. and will end all problems with the Jews. It will be a great celebration for the whole of Europe. :))) These are my and other people's in Europa views. :)))
Camdentown100 1 year ago
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I will recommend you tube movies. See how the Jewish pigs love others:
"zionist attack Muslims and christians :"WE KILLED JESUS "," WE GONNA KILL THE PALESTIANS"
"Jewish racism against American in Palestine"
"Israeli racist football fans"
"Israeli Soldiers Unleash Attack Dog On Elderly Palestinian W"
"Save the Palestinian Children! "
„Palestinian Children Beaten by Israeli Soldier”
HOLOHAUX
Camdentown100 1 year ago
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fuck israel motherfucker
cantloveany1 1 year ago
I agree, no need to understand Hebrew, this is funny!
valerie16000 1 year ago 4
"If Christians refuse to live a life of inferiority, then this signals their rebellion and the unavoidable necessity of Jewish warfare against their very presence." [Cf. Mordechai Nisan, Kivunim (official publication of the World Zionist Organization), August, 1984, pp. 151-156].
cadrolls1 1 year ago
@cadrolls1
"It is idiotic to quote from a book that is older than you and just as irrelevant".
Me calling from 2011.
ShiruChan 1 year ago
@ShiruChan That quote as from 1984. I am older than it. Re-read the bottom.
cadrolls1 1 year ago
@cadrolls1 That doesn't change the fact that said quote does not reflect the opinion of the majority, or even a minority, of Israelis. It's a quote you pulled out of an old book.
ShiruChan 1 year ago
I am denied to leave the German NAZI state since 1988. I had been tortured several times in other countries by the BND which is the renamed GESTAPO to force me back. This German NAZI state is blaming the US for Guantanamo, blaming China for Tibet, and, to say it right away, blaming jewish Israel for having survived the Holocaust. How comes that today many people around the world are accepting that Germany is infiltrating their society to gain control?
wwwtotalitaerde 1 year ago
@wwwtotalitaerde Nazi Germany in 1988? What on earth are you on about.....
myhuxpo 1 year ago
that was awesome greetings from greece
IOANNIS2 1 year ago
@cigolone1 are you really that stupid? i mean.. really?
natalie20136 1 year ago
@bananito3
its ok, we hate you too :)
natalie20136 1 year ago
@BowToMySkill ?
exactly what @ GidonRicardo said.
you fuck!
natalie20136 1 year ago
is that the israeli jennifer lopez? :D
blackfootnavajo 1 year ago
What we call comedy program ...
mor43311 1 year ago
@BowToMySkill not before they fuck you bitch.
GidonRicardo 1 year ago
זה הצחיק אותי
DarkQuietWyattON 1 year ago
Oh yeah! This is top notch all the way. Gotta Love It.
stevenlburke 1 year ago
fozza ca' sbambati tutti tri.
sinfonya 1 year ago
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Free Palestine :)
kel464 1 year ago
So funny..SHALOM..
yhwh67 1 year ago
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i hate kikes and all evil doers
but this is funny stuff
hahaha
bananito3 1 year ago
check out the trailer for the new show, 'Bombing the Holy Land' on Youtube
bombingtheholyland 1 year ago
wooow that was funny ! and am a muslim and Arabian ^_^ . And i really hope that people would stop fighting here and stop posting silly comments about race and religion ! and ENJOY THE COMEDY !!!!!! laugh together for once !!!! for everyone's God's sake !!
staren90 1 year ago 142