Minority Report: Andrew O'Neill - I'm Not Being Racist, But...

[1smoke2eat3sleep]

are u being racist? tha black man asked!

[FinnMCcool27]

i dont think that worked

[neil54life]

try saying that to an ocult leader LOL:P goodluck

[neil54life]

people that show bigotry make me rascist and thats the jist of it

[neil54life]

im brown and get along with europeans better than canadians and im born in canada i hate muslim monkeys and most americans as well some canadians this guy reminds me of 1 of my english blokes

[neil54life]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! this dude is funny

[Sboy200]

oh recomened vidos.... your normaly shit.... but sometimes i love u

[Chordiegurl]

there's definitely some "im not being racist but.." people on here! They're just using different words! Who cares if the black man got pissed off.. there's a reason for that. Open a history book.

[Chordiegurl]

hahahaha oh my god that was actually hilarious.

[vniguam]

thats funny

[Xelanderthomas]

I'm being racist but that made me laugh.

[jimmybrite]

Pretty sure I've heard that pepsi/coke joke done by John Caparulo before.

[codyyates13]

notch sent me

[odugbo7]

Im not being racist but notch sent me

[HamSandwich09]

He looks like white Tay Zonday

[Ansem117]

you look like Michael Sheen

[jwizzledude]

Notch was here.

[918Murphy]

@jwizzledude no shit

[artos0131]

@jwizzledude

Maybe Notch likes girl-looking mans xD

[jwizzledude]

@artos0131 Men*

[artos0131]

@jwizzledude

Sorry for dat! :@

[jwizzledude]

@artos0131 that*

[gingermadman]

You were well good at bloodstock last year likes.

[murkd121]

Who the hell is notch...

[Narsuaq]

@murkd121 A wonderful human bean! =P

[TheMetaldriger]

@murkd121 The creator of Minecraft

[xINVISIGOTHx]

I'm not being racist, but the part with the black guy was the funniest

[kemita]

Dumbass begging for a stab in the chest



[artos0131]

@kemita

Did you ever heard a word like C O M E D I A N? Idiot.

[ASaramout]

fuck notch

[FoxxNightingale]

notch sent me

[Darkclow3r]

Thumbs up if you saw this because of Notch!

[BagiClaymations]

Notch didn't send anyone, he liked a video thats all..

[jeverbever]

I'm not being racist, but shut up with who sent you. This video is awesome.

[casioclark]

ah, vegan I see, cheeseless vegetable pizza.

[blindboyfuller]

who gives a flying fuck who sent you, especially that baldy prick notch

[MegaTim42]

@blindboyfuller whoa someone is raging.

[imnotstpid]

potato

[Fendertastic]

REDDIT

[8bitbytes]

notch sent me

[Quble]

notch sent me

[MrShweinhund]

You know who sent me here?

NOTCH!

[SNOWBOARDER1SAM]

NOTCH

[yuppy40]

notch sent me...

[wii1mii]

NOTCH

[PedoBear31]

Notch sent me

[ArthurNTV]

notch sent me...

[snipperbes]

Notch sent me...

[Kalebrules12]

notch sent me...

[groovyman11]

notch sent me...

[groovyman11]

notch sent me...

[irgendwii]

notch O_o

[Pivotas1]

Notch sent me...

[AgurkSalat2007]

notch sent me...

[Jenoki]

i'm not being racist but, no homo

[TheHungryTrucker]

I'm not being sexist right, but you have pretty hair

[sasotions]

omg the last nigga :D

[kennethcyu]

the reason the black person is pissed is because you pink assholes have been oppressing them since the beginning of time, its conditioned into him.

[TJOstrowski]

@kennethcyu hahahahahahahahaha

[alpinemobile]

nice going girl

[krispwnsu]

Ive been doing that pepsi thing all my life. I hate pepsi and I want coke goddamit.

[rx8swfla]

Haha, great job Jack Sparrow!

[FredericWatts]

What an awesome world it'd be if you could just say things, and if someone was stupid enough to think it was racist they could call you out on it and you could prove to them how ultra sensitive they are, or they could prove to you how insensitive and stupid you are. And then we could go back to destroying the world some more.

[Noctarilfate]

The word "but" signifies a clause which contradicts the first one in some way; therefore, if you say that you are not being racist but that you need directions, you are not making a grammatically correct statement. If you wanted to say something which is not racist after saying that you are not racist, you would need to replace the word "but" with the word "and" to make sense.

[marshman998]

@Noctarilfate That's the joke. But nice job writing a long, drawn-out response explaining something that everybody already knows.

[cutekillerofwow]

@marshman998 I love you.

[cutekillerofwow]

@Noctarilfate LOL wow.

[Robstailey]

i'm not being racist, but i hate chinese people

wait am i doing it right

[flawlessjess]

For a Comedian you're not funny.

[c4r3on]

I'm not being racist right… But the black guy at the end of the video almost knocked his "white" teeth out :P

[adam11mpls]

I'm not being racist but why do black people ALWAYS call other races racist even though they are the only one being racist in the first place.

[R1CIN]

Whoa, that's some m night shit! Screencap looked like a girl

[beehands]

you a racist?!

[Kooovin]

no shame hahahah

[luckylongarm1]

nice wizard of oz collection fag

[Tsho101]

I'm not being racist right, but of COURSE the nigger is the only one that gets fucking pissed and aggressive.

[wakkarat]

@Tsho101 Only the black man gets pissed and aggressive because he knows all to well what the fuck that phrase means...dumbass

[Tsho101]

@wakkarat I'm not being racist but I think it's less what you said and more that he is an overly aggressive subhuman nigger that thinks DA WHITE MAN ALWAYS BE HOLDIN HIM DOWN.

[BruceLeDouche]

Haha of course the black guy is like "Why are you being racist??!"

[YogaforCynics]

Brilliant!

[topsy420]

aubly daubly doobly day, joobly doobly jabbly jay

[nnagflar]

I didn't know Howard Stern had a British niece.

[KevinLBmx]

Can't even hear what hes saying

[BCLaraby]

Not funny.

[kosemify]

Tina Fey sounds so sexy with an accent

[sdflksdfkfh]

Wow, he's not funny at all. Good luck becoming rich and famous, douchebag.

[otakuadd]

@sdflksdfkfh Seriously? This guy is gold.

[sdflksdfkfh]

@otakuadd Yeah, maybe if you're 11 he's comedy gold. When you're my age you realize he sucks.

[thenfm]

you look like a faggot

[KingR3aper]

Haha....."How is that racist?..." "Its not thats what I'm saying.."

[wdjulius]

omg doctor who action figures on the shelf in the first part

[7gramrocks]

You are a very beautiful woman.

[Niyari67]

@7gramrocks LMAO

[Mayokitty7]

@7gramrocks He has better eyebrows and hair than I do.

I'm envious.

[freeloaderchriss]

@7gramrocks and you deserve a beautiful life..

[MrBobboybob]

@7gramrocksYou forgot to add I'm not tying to be racist xD

[nicholaswright2006]

Problem is a lot of these could be misconstrued as still racist.

"INBRB, do you know ____"

yeah no that's not a good one.

[JusticeSpray]

this guy looks like the white tay zonday and sounds like him too

[BenNCM]

I'm not being sexist, but this dude looks like Zinna Jones' big sister.

[JoelChenFa]

He did prove his point with the black guy. The moment you say "i am not racist but", anyone who is on the receiving end tries to figure out which part is racist. That guy probably just got it so often he instinctively reacted and became defensive even before anything was said.

[Bothychickens]

@JoelChenFa : that's so true, the poor guy looked really upset.

he had to clarify it with "I didn't want to offend you" at the end! .

[comanchio1976]

Brilliant, love it!

[charlotteisntreal]

That was so awkward to watch.

[QuicklimeTime]

Loved this guy. Saw him live, and he was the highlight of the night.

[Nikkiesaur]

He didn't look like he knew quite what to do when the black man asked was he being racist.. Rather amusing tbf. :']

[capncrunch10]

I'm not being racist but I enjoyed this video.

[videogamegirlsings]

well yeah i hate asians well not all

[neverhoodyn]

I'm being racist and the guy is dressing like an angsty teenager.

[videogamegirlsings]

hey i'm black and white my mom is white and my dad is white well my mom is both black and white so i'm not racist k

[Nahasapasa]

@videogamegirlsings you might be racist against Asians, though.:)

[XxXHeavenElevenXxX]

Haha, the guy @ the end - "Are you racist!!??" xD

[TRWolf]

This woman is not funny, and she has a man's voice.

[greenwingfanbase]

hahaha he shat himself at the end

[MrTerrorFaced]

Hahaa

[Tommiddlecoat]

it makes it sound racist though xD

[KiriLizzPanics]

HAHA, LEGEND.

[bongboy6969]

are you racists!!?!?

lol that black guy was about knock seven shades of shit outta

[minmi9966]

lol at the black dude about to mug him.

[producerpack]

@minmi9966 Your the fucking mug mate!!

[EdGeyy]

awesome :D

[bedazzledcandybar]

This guy WINS!

[Sloth7d]

I'm not being racist, but this video is funny as hell.

[queenpanda]

Andrew O'Neill rocks, hahaha!

[AshtonArcher]

Vegetarian Supreme - what a surprise!

[vickinoble]

I'm not being racist right, but I laughed so hard at this video.

[bedazzledcandybar]

I can almost hear the swooosh.

[ceetothecee]

Anyone who doesn't shine to this video and quite frankly "Takes the piss" must be a chav, because by gosh... do Andrew and chavs not mix!.... and they're being racist.... I mean not!

[shenoir]

You must have balls of steel to go out and do that!

[johncrwarner]

mmmm.... good bit of linguistic observation - it is the cue to being racist so when you say "excuse me, I am not being racist but... do you know the way to Camden?" - I notice that black people are more throw as they have to deal with people saying it more.

[overwire]

lol, im not being racist right, but this June i voted for the BNP because of that recent scandal at Westminster over the MPs expenses.

[bedazzledcandybar]

Another person where I can hear the whoosh. You ARE being racist, voting for them is like voting for hitler when he was around. Yes I know labour is doing a shit job at the mo and the tories suck but how much better will it be with EVERY person who wasn't born here or who isn't white to be cast out of this country for no reason?

[Lpoolboy]

I'm not being racist, right, but this video is great!

[themcbirnie]

haha i thought that last guy was gonna kill him

[renegadedog]

That is funny as fuck! Never heard of him before!

[farfigneugan]

the "No Fear" t-shirt bit is pretty weak, but the rest of it is GOLD.

[UntilItsAllMine]

this is fucking shite man god he's just a twat, this isnt even cleverly ironic. bollocks

[xJ3wBaCCIx]

how is it awefull its funny.

[Mmmmolives]

Oh Andrew, you are a fantastic funnyman. x

[ThroneOfAstaroth]

AWESOME. Simply so.

[IHaveTheQi]

It's a funny concept certainly, but the execution could do with some improvement.

[bawdotco]

well...you sed you didnt want any bad comments so...ill just keep what i was gunna say to myself...

[ComedyDemonOfficial]

Love it! Will endeavor to take it on and annoy Daily Mail readers everywhere... x

[Alex22222222222]

i'm not being racist... but Andrew O'neill manages to take a funny joke and make it completely unfunny. His delivery is poor poor poor

[mrsausage1]

Im not being racist, but i was going to write something similar to you

[ThroneOfAstaroth]

I'm not being racist... but Alex2222222222 manages to make being a twat with no sense of humour look SO easy; it's untrue.

[Alex22222222222]

haha thats funny, thats really funny. I think i sense a stand up comedian!

[beardsandhonesty]

i also sense this from the related videos

[Alex22222222222]

......think before you write.

[dansak1234]

I dunno, it's just not that funny.

[MentallyManiac]

LOL great! Fantastic! I'm not being racist but... fuck you joke...aww i love you you are soooooo cool omg i am sooooo gonna win! woo i will make you popular. Lets do it guys we might aswell! I'm not really doing anything worthwhile so I think I will just send this around to people because if I can't get famous I might aswell help someone else get famous you know what I mean? aww thanks xxx

[monkadelic2]

Brilliant.

[SonOfJohnLogieBaird]

"I'm not being racist but have you got Lemsip?" lol

[TolpuddleMartyr]

I'm not being racist, but I can't believe more people haven't seen this video. Funny stuff.