Ask Baba Ali - "Escaping the Holiday Party"

[TheHpdude]

Silly Bob! :) so funny. thumbs up if that was funny and the "ROLL THE TAPE!!!!"

[arabmuslimpower]

ommg i LOVEE!! the new theme song!! also i'de love 2 see ur wife, u should make a video "meet the wife"!!!

[SAIF70]

ALI YOUR WILD ....I LUV IT!!!!

[huzaifadahmed]

WHO TOOK THE OTHER DONKEY? WHO TOOK IT????

[DRose274]

love the video

[hizmar]

yaselammm, i wonder if is married? :P

[thecheezycheez1996]

ROLL THE TAPE!

[jfellington07]

ABSOLUTELY lovvveee YOUR WORK... MashAllah May Allah accept from you and us... =) u just got yourself another subscriber....

[lorrainethepain]

The religious card...don't leave home without it...

[09nabila]

When i was little i abused the religious card too much, when my teacher gave me homework next day if i didn't do it i would say religious reason, if my gym class played a sport and i felt lazy i said no because i said it was against my religion,if i didn't follow dress code and wore a graphic tee, or if i skipped class, ate during class, or anything i used the religious card. Even though my teachers knew i was lying they didn't want to say anything to get them in trouble,this was bad so i stoped

[MissSFB1]

BABA ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - you should do a video on patience inshAllah!

[wii3willRule]

U rock Brother!

[batogirl]

I wast wondering, is it haram to eat your own poo?

[LifePasserBy]

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[dagger100222]

"Because Santa's not a mahram for you!" LOL! xD

[LovelyHeart1661]

silly bob ssiillyy bob

[brightestsunlight]

were gonna like party hardy.ehheehhee....

[xXhellassasinXx]

ok my brother help is here just tell me where are you?

mashallah my brother you have helped so many people and i speak of every muslim : thank you

[TheSosa1990]

ROLL THE TAPE! You are HILARIOUS!!!

[TheSosa1990]

ROLL THE TAPE! You are HILARIOUS!!!

[Verification11]

mashallah 

[Batool74]

1:38 LOL

[Orangeisfruit]

mashllah thank you

[01diamondsareforever]

yeah like when people fight over barbies and furbys. i'm not muslim, but your videos do make a point!

[01diamondsareforever]

awesome!!!! baba ali you rock!

[1Lettredufront]

Roll the tapeee!! LOL

[PeterJDeer]

You're not alone Baba Ali, He is nearer to you than your life-vein. Great huh?

(But He won't roll the footage for you so I guess you're out of luck there)

[UaEsKnight]

@PeterJDeer enshaállah you and your Baha'ullah receive what you deserve for mutilating Islam.

prophet Muhammad PBUH was the last messenger.

[PeterJDeer]

@UaEsKnight - My last response to this video was two months ago and I quoted the Qur'an. Why would you seek conflict with me? I have done you no wrong, nor have I tried to compel anyone to forsake Islam--quite the contrary, I defend it regularly from the attacks of Christians and Atheists in my own country.

For what purpose do you seek to accuse and condemn me?

[peachey1986]

santa not 'mahram' loooool!

[MrAk101786]

Salaam pple check out my new diary of bad man vid pardoy in my channel. wsalaam sfee

[Hatay31Murat31]

Baba Ali is today's best representatives of Islam.

All of us are the leaders of the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) in Islam. !!

[Laylafree]

@Hatay31Murat31 you meant to say we are the followers of the prophet(PBUH) right?

[Centiamo]

One thing, I do agree that christmas songs like jingle bells are kinda just for making $ and creating plastic 'atmosphere' and i dont like them, even though laughing about it like in the video its not OK I wasnt even thinking about such thing in islamic countries when ive heard calls for prayers from minarets few times a day.. thats just an example what you can hear in and 'taste' in Arabia.. you should respect other culture as most of western ppl respect yours.. like me. Salam

[tarnicles]

i want your big fat seed in me, baba ali. Knock me up you sexy,virile thing.

[kadijah1004]

Asalam Alakum, the video's are great, masha Allah. What do you do if the religious card doesn't work. I became Muslim right before I started at my job, and have been evolving. Everytime I take a step, my co-workers get a little down on me. I work in a small department and really don't want to be "pushed out." to a larger one.

[ilovedisney84]

Ugh i work retail so i get to see the waste of humanity everyday! I totally agree about the music... the damn christmas music! By the way you're oddly sexy.... Just sayin :D

[iloveAllah4ever14]

i love this @4.15

[iloveAllah4ever14]

wow masha'allah i like his videos!!...he's so funny!! :D

[AmazingParody]

Make more of these vids!

[ebrahim010]

jazzakallah for you vidios they are amazing these vidios can show how good islam is i love ur vidos by the way amazing

[serenityrt]

lol...mashAllah, this brother is productive and hilarios. JAK Br. Ali.

[tibzy4eva786]

lol im ment to be doing my homwork but in just on youtube looking at ur videos hahah >they r awsuuum =)

[kashmiridibber]

i so want to have a crazy religious party.

[1manmafia]

I like how he says "donk-ay"

[juneride]

At parties women get drunk and horny. Parties is the best place to meet women. If you want a mistress, go to tha party!

[kachel90]

@juneride lol what do you mean women get drunk and horny? Women get drunk and stupid, then the horny MEN take advantage of the situation...period!

[juneride]

@kachel90 Have you ever been on a boat cruise? Three, five times more women then men and many of them want to get drunk and laid. Many of them will approach a guy and offer him to get wasted and then take it from there. Women like men DO GET HORNY!!!

[kachel90]

@juneride Lol, I liked your comment. Lol, last I knew the guys are the ones always trying to get women drunk, not the other way around haha! YES i know women get horny too. [no, I haven't been on a crazy drunken boat cruise lol, sounds like you have though!] The point is that a lot of women act like this because they know it's WHAT THE MEN WANT and they want to be accepted and liked. Lots of guys nowadays are just looking for some action and women try to please. It's initially the male desire.

[kachel90]

@juneride of course, these are generalizations and DO NOT apply to the sexes completely.

[damaceen]

love it love love it

[Fatcoolgoose]

awesomee <3

[TheSleepingMoth]

if you pause at 4:18 you will be cracking up!

[kachel90]

@TheSleepingMoth More like 1:37 or 2:02 !!! lolololool

[aerynfatima]

i realized something...i was gonna say you are really funny, but actually, you are keeping things real, which is intellectually stimulating, which makes some people amused which brings laughter, but that is too long to say so ill keep it real and just say.....yer a funny one :-P

[efdizzle09]

what ethnicity is he?

[Jalapino777]

@efdizzle09 Hes mostly Korean with a little bit of Jewish.

[exotic1881]

@efdizzle09 her's persian i believe

[xOxPaRiS2xOx]

@efdizzle09 I believe he's Persian, because in one episode he spoke it fluently. I'm Persian myself.

[angelsDOexist4eva]

Although born into an American Muslim family, Baba Ali claims he was raised in a secular Iranian family in America. Baba Ali said in one of his interviews that the only one that used to pray in his family was his grandmother, but that he thought it was a cultural thing to do. He says he converted to Islam when he was 20 years old after attending a Muslim event

i found this :)

[xOxPaRiS2xOx]

@angelsDOexist4eva Oh! Well thank you for the information :) But I still don't get what his background is..?

[alphamo289er]

@angelsDOexist4eva heyyyyyyyyyyy you got that off wikipedia. lol

and to answer some yalls questions about his background he is of Iranian descent. he mentions this in one of his videos where he is talking about work and this iranian FOB asks him where he is from.

[angelsDOexist4eva]

@alphamo289er yeea i did get it from wikipedia ,, :) hehehe allah ma3ek

[Dianalozoya]

I LOVE YOU BABA ALI

[Rico908]

LOL 2:19

[zarailly]

6:07 ---- what does he say?

[98hahelos]

@zarailly he says "mahram". look it up :)

[zarailly]

@98hahelos thanks i know what it is buh i couldnt iundrstand what he was sayin

[98hahelos]

@zarailly coolness :)

[11HaNINa11]

soo cute!

[MrCrackle101]

12 year old having cell phones

[BolnoyBratchny]

And what is wrong with a Christmas party? It's called a party dumbass aka a social gathering, people like to go to social gatherings.

and drinking? grow a dick and drink some beer you fucking faggot.

[tarziq]

@BolnoyBratchny u probably curse cuzu drink beer u dnt need beer to be human wt is it water or has it become water 4 u?

[BolnoyBratchny]

@tarziq

what's wrong with beer?

[BolnoyBratchny]

Babi Ali is an ugly twat.

And he's not funny ... at all. In fact, he's a douche.

[madinahajher]

question: is "baba" ali married??

[girlingreensocks]

@madinahajher im wondering the same thing

[madinahajher]

@girlingreensocks lol hi5! haha but i recently found out that he is actually married, read it in an article, lives in an apartment with his wife and 2 kids i think...or 3....lol

[arooja97]

hey baba ali keep it up your advice is awsome

[witchcerridwen]

real funny and oh so true

[AzizSenecaCollege]

Mash'Allah so inspiring.. hahaha

your a good observer of the ignorant ways of people

keep it up .. Asalamu Alaykum

[viksingh5]

Mashallah. lovely video,lovely msg.

[Jiggs2005]

I like your videos bro! keep them coming i could get others to watch it as well and get them to comment too!

[mformager]

Salam Baba Ali, let me tell you something. When Allah loves someone he will make others love him. I think that based on your success you may inshAllah be under Allah's love. Salam

[teenpwincess1]

Yo Bro Salam !

JasakAllah Khair Kaseeran Kaseera !

I just escaped from a holiday party ..Thanx to your video !

You are doing an AMAZINGLY FABULOUSLY FANTASTIC job there!

Keep it Up !!

[dgllamas]

If I'm asked to a holiday party, I just say, "No, thank you" and that's pretty much it. When we have office raffles, I say, "No, thank you" and that's pretty much it. No one really questions "No, thank you," at least not in my world. Fortunately.

I've been a Baha'i for 10 yrs, and folks still get me Xmas gifts and cards. They don't get it by now? Anywho, I don't give gifts or cards, but I do thank folks for gifts. Same goes for Valentines, Easter cards, etc.

[slim0000fadi]

lollllllllllllllll

[valmont2044]

16.4. He has created man from a sperm-drop; and behold this same (man) becomes an open disputer!

[pakimuslimgirl]

bro u rock nd ur amazingly funny

i just have 2 comment on evry video i c~!

[MandPPranks]

agreed :D

[valmont2044]

2.191 . And slay them wherever ye find them , and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out , for persecution is worse than slaughter . And fight not with them at the Inviolable Place of Worship until they first attack you there , but if they attack you ( there ) then slay them . Such is the reward of disbelievers .

[bbmhmmad]

I dont understand why people are disliking this comment. It's a verse of Quran so what if this fool takes it out of context, still Quran.

[valmont2044]

9.33 . He it is who hath sent His messenger with the guidance and the Religion of Truth , that He may cause it to prevail over all religion , however much the idolaters may be averse .

[SuperWaryaa]

where is the other donkey?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

[MrCretinkooper]

haha love you bro, keep up the good work!!!

[JustinahMuslimah]

Assalamelikum!

thank u for ur answer

[gurlush87]

where's my religeous card??lol

[aisha038]

Lawl. your very amusing

[Oabular]

LOL! XP "Silly Bob!"

[smiset]

here's the thing with christmas: many non-religious people celebrate it secularly. however, christians still celebrate it because of jesus' birth. since you don't participate in christmas, you wouldn't know how christians across the world celebrate and rejoice during this time for religious reasons.

[Achekzai]

I want to know why there are two christmas celebration. some do it in January and some in March which one is the right one? here in Europe people do it this way. So when Jesus peace be up on him was born was it spring time or winter?why people have to borrow to money to buy gifts? and why help the poor and needy only once a year not all year round??why is the color of Christmas is red and green?? please let me know

[smiset]

reply to achekzai: The exact date of Jesus' birth is unknown, but it's is celebrated on Dec 25. People donate money all year round to charity! There are thousands of charities around the US etc w/ big donators, but some people donate more around this time of the year. I know that zakat is part of your religion.I live in a Muslim country and I've also noticed that especially during Ramadan or Eid people will give more money and be reminded about helping the needy. green=life, red=jesus

[Achekzai]

Thanks dear for clearing it to me.But i still want to know if giving gift to family members or friends are also important to the extant that people have to borrow money to buy gifts?? or is it just a cultural event?? and why the color red = Jesus be peace up on him??

[majik13matt]

@Achekzai the color red has nothing to do with Jesus its all of what remains of old pagan customs as is all Christmas traditions from the tree to down to the very idea of gift giving is pagan in origin why Christians ignore this i have no idea (probably denial) its started when the church decided to try to convert the pagans to Christianity thus the birth of Catholicism (and most of the ''saints'')

[dakargirl1]

Salam Brother, u are so right about this christmas songs and holiday shopping. Imagine my pain when i used to work at the mall with all this jingle bell songs, reloaded 1000 times.And please people do not give your kids christmas gifts while on Eid, day they go to school...

[TheFarooqie]

excellent brother ali

[xtasee]

This Ali baba character is soooo Annoyinggggg...his high pitched girl voice makes my ears ringggggggg...BTW some of the things he says are str8 backwards thinking, but some are informative...luv his crooked teeth though and what's with up with da hair...LoL..goign for the birdie look??

[SonPan1]

Obvious Troll is Obvious....

[muslimha1]

s.a brothers and sisters! does anybody know if babaali still makes videos? can somebody let me know anything about thid pleeaase?thanx

[askbabaaliye]

s.a. brother, I just found out about your videos from one of my sisters. I really think you know how to communicate and you ARE communicating to your target group and engaging them.i also want to mention that people who watch your videos do feel motivated and positivity. (i mean I do:)) ) And we need more brothers and sisters like that inshaallah. by the way how do you get to read all of these feedback? good luck!!!

[mindylinky]

hehe silly and true

[namavar77]

he is iranian in one or two of his clips he speaks persian,im persian too .. ur right he has pepr sian accent too

his family name is ardakani which is an iranian city too

[kay0productionz]

wow this show is soooooooooo good no wait its great!!!!

[pertuk]

Why is this guy trying to be funny wghen the Ayatollah Khomeni said "there is no joy in Islam, there is no laughter in Islam, there is no fun in Islam"

[FemmeSansFrontieres]

he's not Ayatollah Khomeni.

[walotheman]

Ayotallah khomeini was a radicalist

[ProudToBeaMuslimGirl]

There is no truth in your comment.

[3baida]

who told you that "Ayatollah Khomeni" is right?

[askbabaaliye]

he is not trying to be funny. he is just trying to make a point.

[AnnosY]

AWESOME!!

[youvid3]

hahah..

"so anyway..whers ali..hahah"

[kay0productionz]

3:14-3:18 lol funny Ebeneezer scrooge

[cojones14]

you're so funny yaar!!! and i agreee on all your messages so far!!!! keep on doing this!!!

[DeucePrez]

ROFLOL

[satisflymysoul]

here's my fave

person- what r u doin for xmas?

me- nothing i don't celebrate

person- ??? what r u muslim

i used to have friends who were shocked over my not buying gifts and eating

back then i wasn't considering myself a muslim yet i was taught that xmas was like a gimmick

[flowerpetal786]

2:15-2:30 haha so funny

[safiman786]

silly bob lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[3observer3]

how old is baba ali?

[youvid3]

25-35

[x0x0JBcraziix0x0]

that is one of the funny videos

[Abono2ta]

salam,

for people thinking that Baba Ali is criticizing their holidays missed his point completely. he is just saying how materialist people nowadays are, muslims and non-muslims. even though, I still think he should have said it in a more proper way--

[O0oSorousho0O]

sick (cough) of work XD

[minsatminsat]

why have you stopped puttiing up ask baba ali videos?

[sisterhood4islam]

LOL! So funny. this is one of my faveourite!! <3

[shasanain]

silly bob u tricked me hahaha

[TheNasheedFan]

Looooooooool!! So True... But Going Too A Chrstmas Party Don't Mean Your Going To Drink... Well Done Though!! :)

[SwordofManticorE]

Peace be with you Baba Ali. Question. If the time of Christimas disturbs you so much, than why do you live in that country? Christmas traditions are without a doubt pagan, but I deal with it and dont make fun of the people who behave as you discribed on your video. And what kind of a fool asks a muslim how to escape a christmas party. Anyone with half a brain kmows that muslims dont celebrate christmas out of their religiouse beliefes. The hatered just keeps growing on your videos. Shalom

[FirmBeliever087]

we never said we don't like it, but of course it bothers us... we have that right... and if hatred is keep growing then stop watching his videos.. we all love it and support it... u dnt need to! and what kind of fool? all of them! i work my sisters and brothers work and we alwasys get asked to come to parties! Yes CHRISTMAS ones which are titled the holidY PARTY... and we can live in this country as we like n we can can xpress our opinion as we'd like..btw! love ur videos ALI....<3

[SwordofManticorE]

Wait till the they start with Ramadan holidays in the west, and see what feed back you get. You love my videos? What videos? Sarcastic fool.

[FirmBeliever087]

first of all i said I LOVE UR VIDS ALI... i didnt know that was ur name, and we will love the feedback.. good and bad,, it will make us grow as Muslims and it will introduce people to this beautiful religion.. btw did u know its the FASTEST GROWING RELIGION>>? my friend jus converted, so im sure the feedback won;t be too harsh..

[SwordofManticorE]

Galatians 1: 8 Let Gods curse fall on anyone, including us or even an angel from heaven, who preaches a different kind of Good News than the one we preached to you. 9 I say again what we have said before: If anyone preaches any other Good News than the one you welcomed, let that person be cursed.

Your boasting remarks of deciet will bite you one day. Islam is a dead religion just as all other religions are. What religion did your decieved friend convert from?

[valleyschool93]

lol juvenile scum..

[QueenBling889]

no actually.

[monislam]

As much as I like this Ali guy providing us with some constructive entertainment, I'd like to say that calling in a sickie so as to avoid a christmas party is a big no no as far as Islam is concerned! Why?....Because you are lying to your boss thus not coming into work and still getting paid for that sick leave. Which was not genuine. You are earning your money through lies, deceit and yes theft! We know what Islam's stand is on that.

[FirmBeliever087]

thats why he put the quotes up as a joke!! he is a comdeian people!!! gosh

[wildbloodydragon]

Nope. I'm the guy you sucked his dick last night. Remember?

[IslamTheWay786]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL i nearly died laughing at 2:28

[shortdumbvideos]

lol crazy religious party

[wildbloodydragon]

Honestly, I would go ESPECIALLY if there alcohol. I'd eat like a fucking pig and then get drunk as fuck.

Actually, maybe that's not a good idea in front of my co-workers. I'd get so fucked up I wouldn't remember shit...next day I'll find out I'm fired...

Shit man, maybe Muslims know better.

[muslimah123able]

Well maybe that your only idea for gettin' out of that haram gathering so technechly thats ok

[quicsilver87]

Isn't the calling-in-sick idea like lying? I mean, you're not REALLY sick when you say that, you're just pretending to be.

[yousefamar]

Well hid did say "sick of work" which *is* true. :P

[AhlusSunnahAmin]

true.

but u are lying to escape. a sin

[findingadly]

PLEASE ROLL THE TAPE :(

:D

you know how to deliver your point easily

جزاك الله خيرا

[0meryam0]

plzzz post more new videos i saw all your videos like twice untill now :P