this is hilarious. i loved the comedies in australia in the late 80's, 90's and early 200's. really loved the quest for a grammy by gina and magda on big girl's blouse.
Not to mention the US has given birth to some of the best films and singer/songwriters. Americans are stereotypically overweight and exaggerators, but not all of them are liked that. So can everyone please just leave each other alone- or better yet, celebrate your differences.
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!! Can we PLEASE stop all the fighting and insults and just accept our differences??? Sure people from different countries have their flaws but there are also a lot of good things about every nationality! Us Aussies are renowned for our celebratory traditions, and New Zealanders are experts with sports. Asian people are productive and creative and Italians are expert cooks!
I saw 'uncle Chopper' live at the fringe festival in Adelaide this year, Holy shit he was piss your pants funny with Tom Gleeson great stuff Chop Chop
@SRAussie65 at least they know how to spell, moron. STEREOTYPE. Stereo type is the difference between an ipod dock and the P.A. at the gunners gig you went to at the V8 supercars. Idiot.
Guys you know this little quarrel of yours have been going on for months. How about you guys quit it. No country is perfect. Quite frankly I think every country is pretty shitty. So how about we call it a day and find something else to do. I'm just saying this for the other viewers who are most likely annoyed and disturbed by finding a couple of children swearing in a public website.
@danny651293 I seem to notice that you tend to tell a lot of people to "go suck your dads dick" or "go lick your mums cunt." And your apparently a redneck so if i wasn't the first person to put it together i'd say you have regularly have orgies with your family members in your trailer park home, correct?
Of course i am. Take that 1cm needle that you call your dick out of your cousin while shes on her rags and stop talking shit in youtube. kthanksbye.
@danny651293 Is that so? righto, i found one example QUOTE: danny651293 to parkkway: "have you taken your tounge out of your mothers vagina yet?"
Don't believe me? look through the comments fuckhead. Just go find a busy highway, start playing with traffic mate and give up. Almost everyone here would agree you are the gayest cunt on youtube.
im not gonna lie lol... djelibaybi talks the best shit and has the best comebacks. hats off to u man haha no one has topped anything uve said. ur shit is good lol
@danny651293 - Some folk will never lose a toe but then again some folk'el like "danny651293" the slack jawed yokel....some folk will never eat a skunk but then again some folk'el like "danny651293" the slack jawed yokel
i think we should all cut Danny some slack. i mean, everyone needs a national identity - kiwis and aussies have a sense of decency and some fuckin intense accents, as well as generally being awesome. im guessing Danny is american, so if he cant be a fatass douchebag, wat does he have left?
@danny651293 u werent actually tagged in that comment, so im gona hav 2 assume u actively check this video for any posts insulting u, ur country, ur boyfriend etc.
ps from reading ur previous comments i discoved ur from texas, thus proving my original guess regarding ur nationality correct.
@danny652391 you need to get a life for you have made sooooo many comments you stupid fucken redneck Texan , you should stop commenting coz u need to get a life, your envaressing yourself, and you got burnt fucken bad before.you like many other texans are fat and stupid . You should stop fucking those bulls in the ranch too
so in short, cutting to the chase: you're talking shit. stop spouting historical bollocks when you have no idea what the fuck you're on about. HAHA! idiot. This lesson was provided by myself from my personal pool of knowledge gleaned by a respectful interest in the world that i live in; all this coming from an english truck mechanic. I do hope that a dangerously arrogant retard such as yourself is not in gainful employment! Now do everyone a favour and FUCK OFF KNOB ED haha xxxxx :-P
@guppysgarage hahahahaha another faggot jumping intoth dispute. how adorable that u probably took an un Godly amount of time tryin to write that. researching and what not hoping you sound like u know what the fuck ur saying. u are a waste of a life as well. shut ur mouth loser lmao
@guppysgarage your country is garbage.. a toilet... worthless... etc. mind ur own business faggot and find something else better to do with your time. like drinking a large amount of poison perhaps. ridding ur unwanted self from this earth. eat shit and die. bye :)
@danny651293 fuck you danny you probably have a dick up ur ass right now whilst urs is up another guys. I just went to america and god i have to say everyone need to get a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up!
@VideoBro1 sure u did u probably got ur ass beat u cock sucker. run ur mouth smome more if u can come up ith something a little more original anays u fuckin queef haha
@parkkway haha! if ur gonna cry about lame comebacks, u should consider saying something back thats worth reading urself. dont run ur mouth if u dont know how to fuckin loser
@danny651293 I find it very funny that you abuse aussies to try and make you a hero. In our country we would call you a fucking wannabe! funny little fucker aren't you? your all happy to fly your fucking mouth off but cant take a bit of racism yourself. gutless fuck! if your going to get on here and try start shit, get your facts right, grow some fucking brains and take a note that we, Australians are far more intelligent. Go back to the desert you low life piece of shit! I support Djelibaybi.
@danny651293 "bahahahahaha ahhhhh that shits funy cause you proably take it in every fuckin hole you got so wake up to yourself, or i'll shove my foot up your over stretched ass
@danny651293 your so tough sayin'that over the internet bravo bravo, and i'm pretty positive my mum wasn't a rape victim hapily married to be honest with you, maybe you sould find shit out before you make assumptions(what does it matter if i'm unwanted anyway not many kids happen on purpose), but nice try aye
@danny651293 Because all though north america does have such a thing, i'm going to take the assumption here that you are not a Red Indian and therefore are not a part of it. Your race is descended from many many different forms, none of them native; ranging from deported criminals, irish escaping the potato famine, millions of poor english and european immigrants, and of course the inbred scum 'wild west' neanderthals that invaded the land and took it from its natives in the first place.
@danny651293..... daaaaaaanny... danny? anyone there? no, silly question i suppose. But iv read through all these comments and i just feel a bit sorry for you and compelled to educate you somewhat, as it would seem that the system has failed you. I refer, mainly, to your observation about australians being immigrants in a toilet of a country, ancestors dropped off because they weren't wanted etc etc... is this opposed to American's rich and ancient history of civilisation?!
These in which you do not have sadly. I must say though you could write a good book about homosexuality because with as much as you talk about it you must be quite knowledgeable. Regarding Texas though, there is nothing in history saying much of that about our state. See I actually gave a fact about your piss poor toilet continent lol.
danny whats wrong mate, is your boyfriend being a bit rough in bed, maybe you should tell him to be a little gentler or something, maybe he left something up your asshole. that's it, that is why you are such a retard. you cant function like a normal person because you probably have some sort of dildo up there. maybe see a doctor hey
@lukesimo1 uhhhhh good one there buddy... not really. i cry bitter tears for ur moms nasty fucking vagina having to squeeze ur worthless ass out of her. the better side of u was the semen that ran down her ass crack and turned into a brown stain on the matress after she was raped. please go suffer a grueling death. thanks
Just stop posting loser, you really are making yourself look like a fucking twat, I mean, you are making yourself look MORE like a twat, that ugly fuckin head of yours looks like someone dropped a pie. Not surprising for a welfare-bludging stoner. Your parents must be real proud of you, now all you have to do is tell them you fuck men and they will really disown you. Probably best anyway, judging from what you look like your cunt of a Mum likely looks like something you could weld things to.
@danny651293 you realise how much of a retarded psychopath you sound like commenting shit like this, i just read about 20 of the comments you have posted and i think i have come to the conclusion that you are a fat shit, try hard cunt, who's only satisfaction is posting gay comments to people, get a life cockhead, if not go choke to death on your boyfriends dick
Wow, you hit the nail on the head with that one. I can't believe I've wasted this long on the fat turd, especially when I have so many more important things to do, like pick my ass.
Ah well, a lesson learned I suppose, dick eating fags from Texas are similar to black holes. They swallow time and space.
@lukesimo1 u need to stop sucking djelibaybi's dick so much. u comment alot reffereing to fags and queers etc yet u dick ride the fuck out of him. no one is talking to you. cut some nice deep trenches into your forearm vains and clean djelibaybi's shit off ur tiny dick
@Djelibaybi as soon as i thought u might have come up with something better, u have sadly let me down yet again. another fag joke... and it took days for u to respond. wow. fucking WOW haha. Oh and cool black hole joke. thats not old or anything. lmfao. drink the chemicals under the kitchen sink i swear its safe
@Djelibaybi your mother should have scrambled ur ass up with a coat hanger and let ur yoaky fetus spill onto the trailer floor. poor bitch. actually, not really. she shoulda been scrambled too lol
hahahaha! a whole paragraph about a typo lol. You really have run out of shit to say. The book your looking to write sounds fantastic i'd be quite honored. However, the fact that u have no fucking originality anymore with your lame and petty comebacks worries me :( see writing a book takes alot of skill. Elaboration and a little imagination is imperative.
Ah Danny, my friendly Texan queer. After reading through a number of your posts I'm detecting a common theme, you berate me for 'running out of shit to say', and then proceed to inform me I have no originality, this is literally what 80% of your posts say, which is slightly hypocritical wouldn't you say? It has become apparent that you are simply too stupid to insult, because your single brain cell is unable to comprehend what I'm saying to you.
@Djelibaybi haha once again a "queer" comment. It seems your confused because you do in fact constantly repeat yourself in all of your posts, therefore the dumb fuck that isnt understanding the other is you my friend. Perhaps its your single celled brain thats isnt getting it you cock smoker lol. now go ahead an reread what u posted and think a little about what u said. u are a fucking moron.
@danny651293 you are a total bloody dumb fuck did u get dropped on your fucking head 1 too many fucking times u stupid fuckhead? fuck off and get a fucking life u son of a fucking bitch!
@DHnerf hahahahahaha!!! try and spice it up a bit in ur comments and try not using the same word every other word u type. cussing that much shows ignorance for one because u cant thing of an actual word to put in its place, not to mention its the same word over and over. im sure u wear and helmet and ride the short yellow bus. way to go
@Djelibaybi its in fact not hypocritical at all. im struggling to get the point across that you are a fucking loser and you have run out of shit to say which is quite amusing. now go read the dictionary some more and actually fucking try to come up with something good instead of humiliating urself like u have been. queers and typos is all u talk about. u are a waste of a life my friend.
Haha, once again a "you have run out of shit to say comment", it seems you are confused because you do in fact constantly repeat yourself in all of your posts, therefore the dumb fuck that isn't understanding the other is you my friend.
Poor little Danny, you have so much pent up anger. I'm not surprised, I watched one of your videos and you look like a total tool. Not to mention you have half naked men in your living room, what am I supposed to think? A little pair of pot smoking girls.
But anyways, I do hope that if you do have the audacity to humiliate yourself again by responding, try hard to maybe come up with something original :) by the way if you dont understand just ask google it has all the answers you need. Djelibaybi,cheers as you people say. fag haha.
Hi Danny, I'm quite glad you replied, I was beginning to wonder where you had got to, I have become quite fond of your delightful sense of humour and your knowledge of Australia is quite humbling. Thank you for investing so much time researching our country, I would return the interest but unfortunately, the convict camp in which I live doesn't allow us to look up gay pornography, which completely removes Texas from any Australian search engines.
@MitchKid432 Thanks for your kind words MitchKid432. And I'm glad you could take your hand off your fathers penis long enough provide us all evidence of your superior wit.
I'm going to assume you are using the word 'homo' as an abbreviation for 'homophobe', which is erroneous, I don't find gay people scary. At least I didn't until I read your nasty comment.
@MitchKid432 C'mon now, I know you love making a knob of yourself on YouTube, but seriously, your Dad must be getting annoyed with the constant interruptions. That dick isn't gonna suck itself Mitchy, better get to it.
A bunch of inbreds from other countries that dropped your worthless ancestors off because none of you were wanted. basically your whole continent is like a gigantic toilet haha. nothing but shit dropped off to bake in the ouback.
@Djelibaybi How adorable your replys are haha. So adorable that instead of actually using any thought or attempt to try and come up with your own ideas for running your mouth to me, u simply just use what ive said to u. ingenious i must say. Its ok though not only is everything ass backwards in Australia, so are you people.
Hi Danny, I'm glad you enjoy my replies, I've actually been considering writing a book about you and I. You would be the manly hero (liberally), and a historian who attempts to teach people by providing misguided information and boring falsehoods based on something his boyfriend told him, and I would be the trusty sidekick, correcting your punctuation and translating your disjointed English. Of course, I would be restricted to repeating what you say, as you so eloquently pointed out.
Obviously this format would have some issues, as we are restricting ourselves to only what YOU say, we are going to run out of dialog very quickly, unless we decide to follow the format of your posts and simply repeat ourselves for about 400 pages of thrilling action. As the intelligent one in this team, I would suggest we make it a children's book, this shouldn't be a problem for you as it would mean I could include you in the proofing process, I'll make sure I don't use too many big words.
@LutonMijan lmao you are encouriging him haha. yes hes quite intelligent. you must be australian as well to think that. All of you are hopless its really sad
Hi Danny, I don't think we are hopless at all, in fact I hop all the time. I am actually the ambassador for the Australian Hopping Foundation and we tour the country teaching those less fortunate then ourselves how to hop. We often hold parties, and our last event was standing room only, which obviously isn't an issue and doesn't impede our hopping at all. So saying Australia is hopless is totally ignorant and incorrect.
@AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan Ummm... If you took the time to read through the comments you would see that I was saying 'hopless' because of a spelling error Danny made. In other words, It was deliberate.
@AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan All good, it's probably just because it's up on that first page and you can't actually see it's a reply rather than just a post. The new YouTube layout is a bit shit to be honest.
now lets see how u reverise XD
rofalmatt 2 days ago
can't go in a car without aussie rock classics ah!!!lmfao
Deceiver29 2 weeks ago 4
I used to be Chopper Read then i took an arrow to the knee.
MsRicho123 1 month ago
@MsRicho123 lol skyrim much
MrDan257 1 month ago
@MsRicho123 then you took a scrotum to the chin!!
Albel7 3 weeks ago
Fuck'n
BlitzRageSecondlife 2 months ago
jhahahahahahahha"no lets see how you reverse" hahahahah
graffownestheworld 2 months ago
I love how the words are stringed together with eeeeeeeeerrrr. lol
smacker57 2 months ago 6
i think she forgot her seatbelt haha
ajkelly1991 3 months ago
if you dont like chopper harden the fuck up
slamdunk445 3 months ago
Turn left ,turn left.......Nooo the other fuckin left !!
kevc24 3 months ago 11
Chopper is the greatest comedian to EVER live!!!
minimouse723 3 months ago 3
my phone is fucked need a new one so dont ring ill text when i get new one by the way funny as video
moreelads 4 months ago
this is hilarious. i loved the comedies in australia in the late 80's, 90's and early 200's. really loved the quest for a grammy by gina and magda on big girl's blouse.
wonderboyjoy 4 months ago
Lmfao
Now lets see how you reverse
And turn left, turn left, no the other fuckin left
I love the job interview and relaxation
duck9846 5 months ago
0:50 <<no seat belt
0:55 <<seat belt.
eh you dumb fuck.
fingerslamjam 5 months ago
auzzy rock clasics, more like stolen from new zealand clasics
TheFitzaholic 5 months ago 3
@TheFitzaholic sad but true, they are criminals after all
bungfizz 5 months ago
Trun Left !, Turn Left!, No No ! The Other Fuckin' Left !
BullDog8391 5 months ago 4
hahahahahahahahahahaha :D i love this guy :) Airport Security :P Knock Knock whos there a terrorist with a bomb fucking bang! hahahahahahaha
angelssexy88 6 months ago
The chick was hot but she acted like a dumb blond the whole time haha
nickisbiscuitandfish 6 months ago
The main thing to remember is, eh, cars dont kill people, people*holds up gun* kill people
yeahhh, turn left, turn left, no the other funkin left
lol lol!
555Horsesrule 7 months ago
Fkin YOURE nervous im about to get into a car with someone whos never driven before lol
Lava91point0 7 months ago
fuckin go go go, go, fuckin go, go, fuckin go
turn left, turn left, no the other fucin left
TheSleepyImsomniac 7 months ago
10 people didnt remember
luigi1456 7 months ago
ozzy rock classics LOL!!!
danyl123 7 months ago
LOL! Aaw hilarious :)
UnearthlySound 7 months ago
Not to mention the US has given birth to some of the best films and singer/songwriters. Americans are stereotypically overweight and exaggerators, but not all of them are liked that. So can everyone please just leave each other alone- or better yet, celebrate your differences.
12bulkhead 7 months ago
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!! Can we PLEASE stop all the fighting and insults and just accept our differences??? Sure people from different countries have their flaws but there are also a lot of good things about every nationality! Us Aussies are renowned for our celebratory traditions, and New Zealanders are experts with sports. Asian people are productive and creative and Italians are expert cooks!
12bulkhead 7 months ago
@PiiNoyBoii00 I'm racist and i agree with the Asian.
sevensixtwomm 8 months ago
now lets see how you reverse. hahahahaha classic chopper
TheCanadianJam 8 months ago
I'm turning 16 this year. I want Chopper as my driving instructor!!
TheMetalWhiteTiger 9 months ago
I saw 'uncle Chopper' live at the fringe festival in Adelaide this year, Holy shit he was piss your pants funny with Tom Gleeson great stuff Chop Chop
Sharpp01 9 months ago
remember cars dont kill people people kill people
ASHIE090 9 months ago 4
funny fucking stuff
blizzardxc1 9 months ago
now, lets see how you reverse XD
luigi1456 9 months ago
2+3 makes funny sexnoise :=)
berglundo 9 months ago
sweeter than a bullet in neville bartos's bollocks!!
ske247 9 months ago
why don't you all Harden the Fuck up!
Mobileho 10 months ago 27
@SRAussie65 at least they know how to spell, moron. STEREOTYPE. Stereo type is the difference between an ipod dock and the P.A. at the gunners gig you went to at the V8 supercars. Idiot.
6000billion 10 months ago 6
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Still drives better than most Asian drivers. Sorry it's not a stereo type - it's a fact.
SRAussie65 10 months ago 77
@SRAussie65 Lame joke.
WhyYouStealMyName 7 months ago
@SRAussie65 ain't a fact either, its an over generalisation.
fizzzzaa1 7 months ago
that chick is heaps hot!
heyheyscotty 10 months ago
now, lets see how u reverse! xD
luigi1456 10 months ago
shes a cutie
devil76p 11 months ago
turn left turn left. no the other fucking left. hahahaha
tenuk13 11 months ago
9 people need to HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
UltimateFighting666 11 months ago
seat belt ROFL
honeyisaac 11 months ago
no the other fucking left! lol
NihilisticTorture 11 months ago
your alright mate,.... now lets see how you reverse lmao!
jayloize 1 year ago
to the other fuckin left
HxzarD 1 year ago 2
BANG BANG
FUCKIN GO GO GO.
that was fuckin funny.
DEANUK79 1 year ago
"lets see how you reverse" ROFL!
andyalin 1 year ago
fucking go,go,go!!!!
GHOSTLYSPIRIT81 1 year ago
how come no one ever talks about the ACTUAL VIDEO any more.
danielw1245 1 year ago 68
The ather fackin left.
stratocaster1986able 1 year ago
she forgot her seatbelt
TaKTiKzGaminG 1 year ago
Guys you know this little quarrel of yours have been going on for months. How about you guys quit it. No country is perfect. Quite frankly I think every country is pretty shitty. So how about we call it a day and find something else to do. I'm just saying this for the other viewers who are most likely annoyed and disturbed by finding a couple of children swearing in a public website.
holiday3814 1 year ago
@holiday3814 Quite frankly I think every country should harden the fuck up!
CallusEviscerate 1 year ago
@danny651293 I seem to notice that you tend to tell a lot of people to "go suck your dads dick" or "go lick your mums cunt." And your apparently a redneck so if i wasn't the first person to put it together i'd say you have regularly have orgies with your family members in your trailer park home, correct?
Of course i am. Take that 1cm needle that you call your dick out of your cousin while shes on her rags and stop talking shit in youtube. kthanksbye.
The1Australian 1 year ago
@The1Australian you just made yourself look and sound stupid as fuck haha. i never said either of those things at any point. what an idiot haha
danny651293 10 months ago
@danny651293 Is that so? righto, i found one example QUOTE: danny651293 to parkkway: "have you taken your tounge out of your mothers vagina yet?"
Don't believe me? look through the comments fuckhead. Just go find a busy highway, start playing with traffic mate and give up. Almost everyone here would agree you are the gayest cunt on youtube.
The1Australian 10 months ago
im not gonna lie lol... djelibaybi talks the best shit and has the best comebacks. hats off to u man haha no one has topped anything uve said. ur shit is good lol
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 Haha, let's go fight on another video for the next 4 months. Apparently we've overstayed our welcome on this one.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi hahahaha! right on
danny651293 10 months ago
i'm scared to sit in a car with somebody never drived before... o yeah !!
Alchimistazzz 1 year ago
Turn left, turn left!
NO THE OTHER FUCKING LEFT!
jeffhardyaholik01 1 year ago
@danny651293 - Some folk will never lose a toe but then again some folk'el like "danny651293" the slack jawed yokel....some folk will never eat a skunk but then again some folk'el like "danny651293" the slack jawed yokel
cletusbigtoe 1 year ago 27
@cletusbigtoe hahahaha!!! wow! please go play with a funnel spider bare handed for a couple hours
danny651293 10 months ago
Anyone else notice the seatbelt continuity error?
1989AndyL 1 year ago
THIS IS HILARIOUS..LOL
TrueCRIMESofHISTORY2 1 year ago
i think we should all cut Danny some slack. i mean, everyone needs a national identity - kiwis and aussies have a sense of decency and some fuckin intense accents, as well as generally being awesome. im guessing Danny is american, so if he cant be a fatass douchebag, wat does he have left?
nickthekiwipom 1 year ago
@nickthekiwipom lmao real original. like most of u loser fucks comments. get a fucking life u dick sucking mongoloid
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 u werent actually tagged in that comment, so im gona hav 2 assume u actively check this video for any posts insulting u, ur country, ur boyfriend etc.
ps from reading ur previous comments i discoved ur from texas, thus proving my original guess regarding ur nationality correct.
nickthekiwipom 1 year ago
@nickthekiwipom u suck at life. shut the fuck up lol
danny651293 10 months ago
@danny651293 why dont you go suck a fat one?
nickthekiwipom 10 months ago
@nickthekiwipom why dont u put a bullet between ur eyes?
danny651293 9 months ago
@nickthekiwipom no thanks fag, unlike u.. thats not my style. ill leave the cock sucking all to u
danny651293 8 months ago
@danny651293 come at me bro
nickthekiwipom 7 months ago
@danny651293 can i suck your pindick?
awkando 4 months ago
@nickthekiwipom Yeah. After all, we invented PIXAR!
12bulkhead 7 months ago
@12bulkhead lol my argument is not with you.
ps new zealand invented CLIMBING MT EVEREST, NUCLEAR PHYSICS, and LORD OF THE RINGS! australia is pretty awesome though :)
nickthekiwipom 7 months ago
@nickthekiwipom Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
12bulkhead 7 months ago
@12bulkhead ok then
nickthekiwipom 7 months ago
chooper reid fuckin mad
TW3EBXxBROWNY 1 year ago
I have to say, this Danny character is a big talker. I'm guessing that he's doesn't have many friends, is overweight and possibly short too...
Thanks for the memories though; I had just as much fun reading the comments as I did watching the video.
aussiejohn1987 1 year ago
This character is fucking pimp
3LeeJennings3 1 year ago
*guy run over* ahh ... Was that noise coming from me car. ohh you dont worry about it mate
MRVIDEOGUY1010 1 year ago
hahaha...not that left, the other f***en left!
BANG! go f***in go!
koney67 1 year ago
Now Lets see how you reverse!!!
MasterKratia 1 year ago
turn left turn left *turns left* no the other fucking left!
arsenalrules98 1 year ago
'cars don't kill people' 'no' 'people kill people' *bang bang bang* ROFL
arsenalrules98 1 year ago
all of ur fucken comments r gay u fucken slutty whore cunt faces
PhOTiFYeD 1 year ago
@PhOTiFYeD wtf is your problem??
DonnaDedic 1 year ago
That rant went on for over 3 months. How pathetic.
deathcultdeano 1 year ago
@deathcultdeano cool thanks for ur input u are now officially an important person lol.
danny651293 1 year ago
no, the other fukin left
boazandjiacinth 1 year ago
awsome
TpcElSammo 1 year ago
Now remember; Cars don't kill people, people kill people.
BANG BANG BANG BANG Lmao
InternetSurfer1996 1 year ago
@danny652391 have u ever cut/hurt yourself whilst thinking that no-one cares?
guppysgarage 1 year ago
@guppysgarage u are a fag lol.
danny651293 1 year ago
LOL
shaun0069 1 year ago
@danny652391 you need to get a life for you have made sooooo many comments you stupid fucken redneck Texan , you should stop commenting coz u need to get a life, your envaressing yourself, and you got burnt fucken bad before.you like many other texans are fat and stupid . You should stop fucking those bulls in the ranch too
Jakob968 1 year ago
LOLZ now lets see how u reverse haha
camaross2147 1 year ago
the other fucking left LOL
TREADMILLFUCK 1 year ago
no the other fucken left, love it
tarshorceceliah 1 year ago
"turn left turn left no no the other left" classic
jackydefo 1 year ago 2
so in short, cutting to the chase: you're talking shit. stop spouting historical bollocks when you have no idea what the fuck you're on about. HAHA! idiot. This lesson was provided by myself from my personal pool of knowledge gleaned by a respectful interest in the world that i live in; all this coming from an english truck mechanic. I do hope that a dangerously arrogant retard such as yourself is not in gainful employment! Now do everyone a favour and FUCK OFF KNOB ED haha xxxxx :-P
guppysgarage 1 year ago
@guppysgarage hahahahaha another faggot jumping intoth dispute. how adorable that u probably took an un Godly amount of time tryin to write that. researching and what not hoping you sound like u know what the fuck ur saying. u are a waste of a life as well. shut ur mouth loser lmao
danny651293 1 year ago
@guppysgarage your country is garbage.. a toilet... worthless... etc. mind ur own business faggot and find something else better to do with your time. like drinking a large amount of poison perhaps. ridding ur unwanted self from this earth. eat shit and die. bye :)
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 fuck you danny you probably have a dick up ur ass right now whilst urs is up another guys. I just went to america and god i have to say everyone need to get a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up!
VideoBro1 1 year ago
@VideoBro1 sure u did u probably got ur ass beat u cock sucker. run ur mouth smome more if u can come up ith something a little more original anays u fuckin queef haha
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 you have issues
bettyfordfailed 1 year ago
@bettyfordfailed and u are fuckin orthless lol.
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 have you taken your tampon out yet?
parkkway 1 year ago
@parkkway have u takin ur tongue out of ur mother's vagina yet?
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 that was a lame comeback, live up to your shit reputation and say something good.
parkkway 1 year ago
@parkkway haha! if ur gonna cry about lame comebacks, u should consider saying something back thats worth reading urself. dont run ur mouth if u dont know how to fuckin loser
danny651293 1 year ago
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@danny651293 nah im just trying to make you angry like all the other people have
parkkway 1 year ago
@danny651293 I find it very funny that you abuse aussies to try and make you a hero. In our country we would call you a fucking wannabe! funny little fucker aren't you? your all happy to fly your fucking mouth off but cant take a bit of racism yourself. gutless fuck! if your going to get on here and try start shit, get your facts right, grow some fucking brains and take a note that we, Australians are far more intelligent. Go back to the desert you low life piece of shit! I support Djelibaybi.
tekano69 1 year ago
@tekano69 suck on his duck a little more fuckin faggot. who the fuck was talkin to u. what a fuckin loser lmao u cock smoker
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 "bahahahahaha ahhhhh that shits funy cause you proably take it in every fuckin hole you got so wake up to yourself, or i'll shove my foot up your over stretched ass
woolies9494 1 year ago
@woolies9494 ummmmmmmmmmm good one. not really? ur mother was a rape victim and thats why ur here u worthless unplanned faggot lmao
danny651293 10 months ago
@danny651293 your so tough sayin'that over the internet bravo bravo, and i'm pretty positive my mum wasn't a rape victim hapily married to be honest with you, maybe you sould find shit out before you make assumptions(what does it matter if i'm unwanted anyway not many kids happen on purpose), but nice try aye
woolies9494 10 months ago
@danny651293 Because all though north america does have such a thing, i'm going to take the assumption here that you are not a Red Indian and therefore are not a part of it. Your race is descended from many many different forms, none of them native; ranging from deported criminals, irish escaping the potato famine, millions of poor english and european immigrants, and of course the inbred scum 'wild west' neanderthals that invaded the land and took it from its natives in the first place.
guppysgarage 1 year ago
@danny651293..... daaaaaaanny... danny? anyone there? no, silly question i suppose. But iv read through all these comments and i just feel a bit sorry for you and compelled to educate you somewhat, as it would seem that the system has failed you. I refer, mainly, to your observation about australians being immigrants in a toilet of a country, ancestors dropped off because they weren't wanted etc etc... is this opposed to American's rich and ancient history of civilisation?!
guppysgarage 1 year ago
The other fucking left
sporky69 1 year ago
apparently everyone in this thread is trying to write a fucking book
polkafrenzy666 1 year ago
I lol'd.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
These in which you do not have sadly. I must say though you could write a good book about homosexuality because with as much as you talk about it you must be quite knowledgeable. Regarding Texas though, there is nothing in history saying much of that about our state. See I actually gave a fact about your piss poor toilet continent lol.
danny651293 1 year ago
danny whats wrong mate, is your boyfriend being a bit rough in bed, maybe you should tell him to be a little gentler or something, maybe he left something up your asshole. that's it, that is why you are such a retard. you cant function like a normal person because you probably have some sort of dildo up there. maybe see a doctor hey
lukesimo1 1 year ago
@lukesimo1 uhhhhh good one there buddy... not really. i cry bitter tears for ur moms nasty fucking vagina having to squeeze ur worthless ass out of her. the better side of u was the semen that ran down her ass crack and turned into a brown stain on the matress after she was raped. please go suffer a grueling death. thanks
danny651293 1 year ago
As opposed to you who literally crawled out of the abortion bucket?
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
Just stop posting loser, you really are making yourself look like a fucking twat, I mean, you are making yourself look MORE like a twat, that ugly fuckin head of yours looks like someone dropped a pie. Not surprising for a welfare-bludging stoner. Your parents must be real proud of you, now all you have to do is tell them you fuck men and they will really disown you. Probably best anyway, judging from what you look like your cunt of a Mum likely looks like something you could weld things to.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago 2
Now begone child, you are polluting this earth with your filth.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@danny651293 you realise how much of a retarded psychopath you sound like commenting shit like this, i just read about 20 of the comments you have posted and i think i have come to the conclusion that you are a fat shit, try hard cunt, who's only satisfaction is posting gay comments to people, get a life cockhead, if not go choke to death on your boyfriends dick
lukesimo1 1 year ago 18
Wow, you hit the nail on the head with that one. I can't believe I've wasted this long on the fat turd, especially when I have so many more important things to do, like pick my ass.
Ah well, a lesson learned I suppose, dick eating fags from Texas are similar to black holes. They swallow time and space.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi fuckin spot on mate!!
lukesimo1 1 year ago
@lukesimo1 u need to stop sucking djelibaybi's dick so much. u comment alot reffereing to fags and queers etc yet u dick ride the fuck out of him. no one is talking to you. cut some nice deep trenches into your forearm vains and clean djelibaybi's shit off ur tiny dick
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 hahah nice
AussieGhost869 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi as soon as i thought u might have come up with something better, u have sadly let me down yet again. another fag joke... and it took days for u to respond. wow. fucking WOW haha. Oh and cool black hole joke. thats not old or anything. lmfao. drink the chemicals under the kitchen sink i swear its safe
danny651293 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi your mother should have scrambled ur ass up with a coat hanger and let ur yoaky fetus spill onto the trailer floor. poor bitch. actually, not really. she shoulda been scrambled too lol
danny651293 1 year ago
You're right, I couldn't find anything about Texas being the homosexual capital of the world, it must be just you.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
You godfucking-shitheaded-pooeating-foureyed-bigheaded-pedofilic-godforesaken-pissdrinking-assfucking-homofilic-beerbellied-mophaired-cronical-heroinaddicted-monkeyassed-cocksucking-redneck
PatThePhat1 1 year ago
hahahaha! a whole paragraph about a typo lol. You really have run out of shit to say. The book your looking to write sounds fantastic i'd be quite honored. However, the fact that u have no fucking originality anymore with your lame and petty comebacks worries me :( see writing a book takes alot of skill. Elaboration and a little imagination is imperative.
danny651293 1 year ago
Ah Danny, my friendly Texan queer. After reading through a number of your posts I'm detecting a common theme, you berate me for 'running out of shit to say', and then proceed to inform me I have no originality, this is literally what 80% of your posts say, which is slightly hypocritical wouldn't you say? It has become apparent that you are simply too stupid to insult, because your single brain cell is unable to comprehend what I'm saying to you.
I had such high hopes for you. I'm shattered.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi haha once again a "queer" comment. It seems your confused because you do in fact constantly repeat yourself in all of your posts, therefore the dumb fuck that isnt understanding the other is you my friend. Perhaps its your single celled brain thats isnt getting it you cock smoker lol. now go ahead an reread what u posted and think a little about what u said. u are a fucking moron.
danny651293 1 year ago
@danny651293 you are a total bloody dumb fuck did u get dropped on your fucking head 1 too many fucking times u stupid fuckhead? fuck off and get a fucking life u son of a fucking bitch!
DHnerf 1 year ago
@DHnerf hahahahahaha!!! try and spice it up a bit in ur comments and try not using the same word every other word u type. cussing that much shows ignorance for one because u cant thing of an actual word to put in its place, not to mention its the same word over and over. im sure u wear and helmet and ride the short yellow bus. way to go
danny651293 10 months ago
@Djelibaybi its in fact not hypocritical at all. im struggling to get the point across that you are a fucking loser and you have run out of shit to say which is quite amusing. now go read the dictionary some more and actually fucking try to come up with something good instead of humiliating urself like u have been. queers and typos is all u talk about. u are a waste of a life my friend.
danny651293 1 year ago
Haha, once again a "you have run out of shit to say comment", it seems you are confused because you do in fact constantly repeat yourself in all of your posts, therefore the dumb fuck that isn't understanding the other is you my friend.
Poor little Danny, you have so much pent up anger. I'm not surprised, I watched one of your videos and you look like a total tool. Not to mention you have half naked men in your living room, what am I supposed to think? A little pair of pot smoking girls.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
But anyways, I do hope that if you do have the audacity to humiliate yourself again by responding, try hard to maybe come up with something original :) by the way if you dont understand just ask google it has all the answers you need. Djelibaybi,cheers as you people say. fag haha.
danny651293 1 year ago
Hi Danny, I'm quite glad you replied, I was beginning to wonder where you had got to, I have become quite fond of your delightful sense of humour and your knowledge of Australia is quite humbling. Thank you for investing so much time researching our country, I would return the interest but unfortunately, the convict camp in which I live doesn't allow us to look up gay pornography, which completely removes Texas from any Australian search engines.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago 74
@Djelibaybi you my friend, should truly consider the PM's job... youve got my vote, and i would be more than happy to be the Ambassador to the uS...
boazandjiacinth 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi fucken homo
MitchKid432 1 year ago
@MitchKid432 Thanks for your kind words MitchKid432. And I'm glad you could take your hand off your fathers penis long enough provide us all evidence of your superior wit.
I'm going to assume you are using the word 'homo' as an abbreviation for 'homophobe', which is erroneous, I don't find gay people scary. At least I didn't until I read your nasty comment.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi fucken fag
MitchKid432 1 year ago
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Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@MitchKid432 C'mon now, I know you love making a knob of yourself on YouTube, but seriously, your Dad must be getting annoyed with the constant interruptions. That dick isn't gonna suck itself Mitchy, better get to it.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi Australian
MitchKid432 1 year ago
@MitchKid432 I see your powers of perception are still serving you well.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi your sense of irony is inspiring. brilliant. i just wish you could publish your posts.
kshack 1 year ago
@kshack I AGREE
NeuroticTrash666 1 year ago
A bunch of inbreds from other countries that dropped your worthless ancestors off because none of you were wanted. basically your whole continent is like a gigantic toilet haha. nothing but shit dropped off to bake in the ouback.
danny651293 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi How adorable your replys are haha. So adorable that instead of actually using any thought or attempt to try and come up with your own ideas for running your mouth to me, u simply just use what ive said to u. ingenious i must say. Its ok though not only is everything ass backwards in Australia, so are you people.
danny651293 1 year ago
Hi Danny, I'm glad you enjoy my replies, I've actually been considering writing a book about you and I. You would be the manly hero (liberally), and a historian who attempts to teach people by providing misguided information and boring falsehoods based on something his boyfriend told him, and I would be the trusty sidekick, correcting your punctuation and translating your disjointed English. Of course, I would be restricted to repeating what you say, as you so eloquently pointed out.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago 5
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Djelibaybi 1 year ago
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Obviously this format would have some issues, as we are restricting ourselves to only what YOU say, we are going to run out of dialog very quickly, unless we decide to follow the format of your posts and simply repeat ourselves for about 400 pages of thrilling action. As the intelligent one in this team, I would suggest we make it a children's book, this shouldn't be a problem for you as it would mean I could include you in the proofing process, I'll make sure I don't use too many big words.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago 3
@Djelibaybi - you ripped off David Thorne a fair bit in your various rants - not that I want to start another youtube fight or anything. Just sayin.
shens82 1 year ago
DjeliBaybi, You Fucking Tore Him Apart In That Argument, Using Smartness And Intelligence, Well Done.
LutonMijan 1 year ago
/bows.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@LutonMijan lmao you are encouriging him haha. yes hes quite intelligent. you must be australian as well to think that. All of you are hopless its really sad
danny651293 1 year ago
Hi Danny, I don't think we are hopless at all, in fact I hop all the time. I am actually the ambassador for the Australian Hopping Foundation and we tour the country teaching those less fortunate then ourselves how to hop. We often hold parties, and our last event was standing room only, which obviously isn't an issue and doesn't impede our hopping at all. So saying Australia is hopless is totally ignorant and incorrect.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago 56
@Djelibaybi that is SO fail. "we are hopless" your spelling is hopeless.
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan 1 year ago
@AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan Ummm... If you took the time to read through the comments you would see that I was saying 'hopless' because of a spelling error Danny made. In other words, It was deliberate.
But thank you for your input.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago
@Djelibaybi oh sorry
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan 1 year ago
@AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan All good, it's probably just because it's up on that first page and you can't actually see it's a reply rather than just a post. The new YouTube layout is a bit shit to be honest.
Djelibaybi 1 year ago