Sex with Ali

[blueboyblue]

So ... pale, sweet, awkward mess, ... normal then.

[blueboyblue]

My penis is only 6 inches ... from my knee.

;)

Just kidding.

[42monstermunch]

AWKWARD TURTLE...

[Sandraabuawwad]

Im imagining you having sex with me and its qite discusting but its fine

[RuuYaa96]

A pale, sweaty, awkward mess sounds good to me :P

[outofthedark]

I only watched this video because it was titled "Sex with Ali" ... I'm disappointed.

[LemonLimeGrl]

I'd still tap that...

[genericfirstname]

I watched Notting Hill last night, sex with (young) Hugh Grant is definitely not a painful thought. Sorry Ali I chose to think about him instead.

[MariaMoments]

lovin the back to the future poster. I have the same one :)

[Andy205040]

Clerks posters! :D Wait am I off topic.... o.O

[BexSherwood1992]

You mean i'm not the only one to send those messages?! i thought i was special :(

[OtakuAlice]

what is with the random annotation in the middle of the screen!?

[ShakespeareFrost]

I wasn't actually expecting a video about sex.

[TheUndeadZombieQueen]

Now I am disappointed and a bit sad.. I really thought we were going to get to know your size.. :(

[moonshoeskelly]

I wasn't looking at the video when you said your penis was 10 inches and I was like wow, he went there. Then I looked up at saw the annotation. You made a funny :)

[ICOEPRproductions]

Even talking about it made me feel awkward

[whycantipee]

mine is measured in football feilds

[Mrzakmacro]

Thanks for putting that image in my head!

[TheGalaxyDude]

Man he's gay.

[tangerinealarm]

Isn't all sex a sweaty awkward mess?

[RatherBeSmiling]

Shouldn't penis size be measured in hands?

[nicciweasley]

Before this video, I had never imagined us having sex. Now I have. Why would you ask me to do that??

You just want us all to imagine you all naked, sweaty, and sexy, whenever we watch your videos, don't you?

And I am going to bet really soon. I'll bet this pops up in my dreams too.

Or maybe I'll just dream about Jesse Eisenberg :D

[emmfan09]

Peter's comment wins.

[Imlikeolive]

interesting... Haha 

[supercleverusername]

The fact that you're awkward and bad at sports makes you sexier to me. Just sayin'.

[NightLitStar]

Not sure if it's a U.S thing only but there's a saying that The shy quiet ones that are the wildest in bed XD

[thepeteris]

I don't need to imagine sex with you, I can just remember it.

[RogueBlueJay]

@thepeteris What happens at VidCon, stays at VidCon.

[LuneFromage]

I am also quite socially awkward. For instance, I post on stranger's videos about how socially awkward I am. I could talk about the paper that I should be writing about Plato, but that would also be awkward. You see, I am sort of the in the position in which I could not respond with anything that is /not/ awkward to this video. I could respond with my penis size, but it's so astronomically big that it cannot be measured in inches or centimeters. See? Awkward.

[nemothehobofish]

i've watched this an awful lot of times over ther last two days.... still not turned off at all ;)

[myfakebritishaccent]

I think the only way to get that girl to stop messaging you random, awkward messages is to just do it with her. *coughdoingthisforyourachcough­*

[OtakuAlice]

okay well, it all starts with this extremely elaborate kidnapping plot...

[Alura]

To quote a wise man, as awkward pale and sweaty it may be 'doesn't matter-had sex. Still counts.'

So yeah. I stand by any previous indications I may have made although I doubt I have because I've met you before and the chances of one day seeing you again aren't that slim so I'd rather there wasn't that extra level of awkwardness.

[LMAOpleurodon]

I'm surprised that you didn't ask us all to leave our penis sizes in the comments. In case you were wondering (and we both know you are) mine is also 10 inches... *cough* when rounded to the nearest 10 *cough*

[Bsavater]

How cares about your penis size. How tall are you in inches is what I want to know. :-p

[thepeteris]

@Bsavater He's roughly 6'3''.

[fenster666]

I would totally have sex with you Ali.

[somerandomnerdyguy]

Oh, I remember this on BlogTV. Good times.

You forgot to mention it has a diameter the size of 3 30cm rulers side-by-side.

[anmoose]

LOL!! Well at least you rounded up...

[l0gically]

Here in the US, it's obvious that guys measure themselves, otherwise there'd be no loud boom cars, mufflers, car engines, or other means of compensation.

[outsidergirl]

Can we be friends? I think we should be friends.

[Virini]

This video was supposed to... dissuade... people from wanting to have sex with you?

oh, Ali.

[Maddog53]

I stopped paying attention after you said "sex with Hugh Grant." Now it's 20 minutes later and I'm all hot and bothered.

[allenexXxgolove]

Will this is awkward at it's best as my sister-in-law came into the room as I was watching this but I paused it just before you rounded to the 10 inches... Thank goodness.

By the way, you look pretty tall in the end screen.. so how tall are you?

[scharfy]

I just never understood which way you'd do it... I mean, underneath would be longer, no? But scrotum's are weird and could totally affect that measurement. I just know I'm average and that's about all you need.

Interesting talk, yay for social awkwardness

[Nayomie1992]

Because they ask their girlfriends and girls know. Well... certain girls do.

I won't tell you how we know, we just do.

[realspacemodels]

Who needs a ruler?Two guys peeing off a bridge:

"Man! That water is cold!"

"Yeah, and it's deep too!"

[missgeekgirl]

actually I would find it would be line having sex with jesse eisenberg.....has anyone ever told you, you look like jesse eisenberg

[RogueBlueJay]

@missgeekgirl I do get this every so often :)

[thepappytube]

Wait, you don't measure your penis so you can boast about it at the water cooler? Hm, odd.

[outofmyelement]

Oh, hot damn. Thanks for this video, Ali. Now I have to, erm, uh, go take care of something... ;)

[pigonskateboard]

That means your penis is 5 inches or more...

[RogueBlueJay]

@pigonskateboard Or that I'm bad at maths.

[pigonskateboard]

@RogueBlueJay Indeed.

[CheekTV]

yew iz ma fave x

[RobertBordenMusic]

Hi Ali, I think we should have sex.

[TRUELOVE9491]

Alistair... I never wish to partake in sex with you... for I am also really bad at sports :P

No but to make a subject that is frowned upon by society humourus this a great thing :3

:) x

[ChaoticSupernova]

I made this very point on my twitter. 10cm does sounds bigger than 3.9 inches...

Ahem.

[NickGreyden]

hmm Well first off thinking of having sex with you was awkward enough. I'm not gay, acts of affection between homosexuals make me uncomfortable, plus many blanks are left to the imagination such as who is in whom when, and what exactly would it feel like? Also, I measured out of sheer curiosity, not from insecurity. I likewise find it odd that in places that the metric system is the "official" system that guys would still use inches.

[Collsy100]

"You're NEVER on my side, Annotations!" lol

[alwayskatharine]

Such mixed signals you give, sir.

[NotBogSaget]

Ali's video about sex- less than two minutes?

Come on, Ali.

[RogueBlueJay]

@NotBogSaget You're right. It was a little optimistic to think you could last that long.

[ObesityMcNoble]

Apparently the average (erect) penis size is the same length as a ten pound note. And before anyone asks, I'm a girl. This is the kind of knowledge you get when you buy Cosmo! XD x

[MsKOgden]

Would it make you feel better if I told you that I don't want to have sex with you?

... because I don't. I just don't like you that way, Ali. I'll still watch your videos, though :-)

[JMAnimaVoice]

what? ...

[coolstream1]

Always given in Imperial units... Must be Americans :3

[zaielle]

how did you discover that most guys know the size of their penis by heart?

[MikesMultiVideos]

Ali - you say the things that get me all hot bothered ... awhh Hugh Grant ... but going back to you. In the video you stated there is two things your bad at, first being social awkwardness. If your bad at social awkwardness would that mean that you are really social butterfly - like Rico Suave ?

[RogueBlueJay]

@MikesMultiVideos Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

[Agriking]

I'm rather fond of you, Ali, but hearing about your penis is more information than I require.

[nge1301]

That was the funniest video you uploaded in a long time

not saying that the others weren't funny

but this one made me laugh out loud

especially at 0:20 and 1:17

[MyLovely1211]

This reminds me of that time you were on blogtv and I asked you how babies were made. :D

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Ali in our imaginary sex I'm on top I don't want anything but a themometer or doctors finger up there m'kay!

[VeeWithBubbles]

Rachel would ask.

[Shaggy72]

While this video was FUNNY as always, I now have the overwhelming urge to not only shower and soap my entire body (even tho I already did not 4 hours ago) I want to shower and soap my brain as well. I feel dirty. #Ashamed

[savanamazing]

oh my god, this video bahahahahha

i want ALL the sex with ali. ALL OF IT

[munkinone]

I laughed. Uncomfortably.

[cyberwilkz]

I think you'll find most guys have held a ruler up to their nob

[bandg4evr]

Everything I wanted to know about Ali. -_-

[lexaguitar16]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.

AHAHAHAHAH.

[Witified]

*facepalm*

[thekeyring]

Inches are the standard penis length decimal. It's just confusing when you say 7 inches and someone else says 17 cms. :s

[RhondaAnaconda123]

I don't trust guys with objects. While on a school residential trip like two years ago (so he would've been 13/14) a guy in my year shoved his penis into the nozzle of a Henry hoover. In. Front. Of. People.

[WayhoRachel]

@RhondaAnaconda123 I want to meet this person!

[allen2441]

Just NO . Now I'm scared for life THANKS !

[WhisperOfTheTotoro]

Now considering sending you the occasional message saying "Hey Ali, I think we should have sex", just to be irritating...

[TheJollynerd]

is the clickable link at the end not working for anyone else?

[RhondaAnaconda123]

@TheJollynerd Search for TimH078's video Soup (:

[RogueBlueJay]

@TheJollynerd Sorry, sorted it :)

[TheJollynerd]

@RogueBlueJay no worries mate :)

[emilythebravee]

You are my favorite. Like, of all time.

[TRDPaul]

wait wait wait wait wait, you frequently get messages from people who are quite possibly serious and not just random spam requesting you have sex with them and find this to be a problem?

also I know the size of my penis but that's because I was asked by a female and so I measured to find out, I think you're right about the measuring in inches is better for rounding up though

[TheEditingShop]

I was just made to imagine having sex with Ali. I don't who I am anymore . . .

[paperwishingstars]

Some interesting related videos you've got there Ali...

[jag519]

Lol, you didn't want to come out...

[WhatTravisSays]

WayhoRachel, aye?

[Invincible117]

When I started watching this I thought "haha silly Ali putting a description about his penis to make people watch a completely unrelated video." And then you talked about your penis. Yep. 

[Linawk]

Just adding: SEXY TIME with Ali is always good time spent!

[Invincible117]

Oh Hugh Grant.

[Linawk]

There is a tiny fruit fly in my room that I completely fail to smack every time it buzzes up in my face and it's so annoying ghaa. Sorry, what were you talking about again?

[Pixiestix123321]

Was this video inspired by your last live show?

[RogueBlueJay]

@Pixiestix123321 It was inspired by me. This is what it's like to hang out with me IRL.

[Pixiestix123321]

@RogueBlueJay Oh, okay. Good to know? I just remember that in the blog tv show, you mentioned the inches vs. centimeters topic.

[HyddenRiver]

@RogueBlueJay There is no IRL, just AFK :P

[aquatius5]

There's nothing wrong with measuring your penis, right? RIGHT?!

But yeah, sex is pretty icky.

[OnlyWorksBackwards]

Good to know. Well, not really. I'm actually clawing at my brain, trying to now remove what I know. But hey, life's for livin'.

[youvebeenvloged]

this was fucking hilarious

[WayhoRachel]

But seriously, what's your penis size?

[tyrannosaurusness]

That's why I never like to borrow rulers from boys, you can never trust what they've used it for or what its touched...

[Cadenzal]

Hahahaha that poor girl's identity wasnt very well concealed.

[Shaggy72]

@Cadenzal Read any of the chats during Rogues Live Shows and you'll know why hahaha

[quakercub]

I'm not surprised you get those messages, Ali.  You're very cute!!

[TheCoryKid]

I do not know the size of my penis. I am not really interested in finding out, either.

"Sex with me is a pale, sweaty, awkward mess." Oh, I get it. You're trying to turn me on. Mission accomplished, Ali.

[soultaker30]

Nope...you have not dissuaded me ; )

[JustMargaret]

Hahahahaha. Fantastic, you are.

[ChelseaIRL]

ok, serious comment: you're awesome. i always know i'm gonna get to smile when i see Ali in my sub... stream? it's a stream now. yeah. my sub stream.

sounds like a stream that is under other streams. you are in my underground stream.

[nrgumano]

this is great. people actually send you messages like that?

[iliveonplanetspace]

You're my favorite. 

[ShmoNerd]

Also, my mum says hello. She liked this video.

[ChelseaIRL]

FIRST!!! #sosorry #ashamed

[ShmoNerd]

Penis size? Why did I click this video first?!