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  • The video that the bottom right button leads to is outdated. It no longer looks like taht when the video ends

  • One of the funniest is when you were sitting there doing nothing and then you scare me and say that my fortune is that I will be dissapointed.

  • thumbs up if it PISSES you off when PEOPLE say what happens at the end of the video in the top comments -__-

  • lol sooo clever lol love it hahaha

  • omg i totally thought my foutune was true for a moment, then it got funny

  • look at the word in the address of this video

  • He's one frigging scary fortune teller...

  • I love this video :-)

  • it told me someone was in love with me and following me because of their love

  • I clicked it away xD

  • Zacdock?

  • this is so funny............

  • ... i wasted my time watching all of them :P

  • Im getting MONEY.

  • i wonder how many people actually gave him 5 dollars for this!!:)

  • Wow... so classic.. xD

  • ☆☆☆☆"PROOF OF ALIENS BE READY 4 WHAT YOU WILL C "E.N.J.O.Y"☆☆☆☆☆  ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★­★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

  • guys, at the moment when you're in the office, the living room, the bathroom or the other room, you get to choose 3-4 places where you can search. But it's not clickable.. How do I get to go to that specific spot then?

  • Thumbs up if you cheated and watched all the fortunes!

  • haha that is true

  • dude he looks scary.. i wanna do it but im afraid to click play.. does anything scary pop up?

  • @Texterhollic nope!

    

  • i wish i could see this fortune teller -> /watch?v=MQWD3CIzpxs

    (parody)

  • rub your ball? ...... *rubs*....... pervert -_-

  • I clicked the middle one and a few months ago my nephew was born lol

  • I met a fortune teller and i have proof that she's an Apple Fanboy i asked her: "Will I get an iPhone 5 soon" and she said " most likely" but she said I won't get the galaxy S || soon OK then , Apple fanboys -_-

  • LOL this shit is funny

  • i aint rubbing your ball with my mouse dude nor am i paying you five dollars

  • i aint rubbing your ball with my mouse dude

  • Oh Cory your so funny!!

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  • thats creepy ... i clicked the center and my brother was born a month ago

  • while he was talking I was reading the comments.....

  • i fucking pissed my pants loling

    

  • how-to-fortune-tell(dawt)com

  • Attention I found Sparta he was In the kitchen cabinet next to the refrigerator

  • i clicked then it paused the video...what now, oh shit was trying to rub the wrong ball... :)

  • meme: i got a crush!

    mistery guy: bbbbbaaaaaahhhhh!

    meme:what the?!?

    mistery guy: bbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

    meme: sheep????

    sheep: <3 bahhh bah bahhh babahhhh!!!!!!!!

    meme: -runs away-

    -sheep looks at dovydasrybakas and rapes that person-

    dovy: 0.0

    meme:*5000 ft away*- laughing

  • I liked rubbing your ball.

  • thumbs up if you waited until the end of the video then went back and clicked

  • Thumbs up if you did rub the glass ball with youre mouse XD

  • I got your gonna die a painful unnecessary death xD

  • @Greionz LOL XD

  • He actually made me laugh.. LOL and I said 'Thank you' after he said 'Have a good life' Xp

  • When he said "Welcome" at the beginning, he sounded like the merchant off RE4.

  • the path one sucked balls.

  • thums up if u expected screamer at the end.

  • Rub the crystal ball? That sounds wrong.

  • its a light bulb llolololololol

  • sicko

  • wtf

  • where can i find this kind of music?

  • it worked perfectly. well done

  • i do not want to 'rub' ur 'crystal' ball

  • @jcool628 LOL xD

  • @jcool628 lmfao. ikr.

  • i got money and then i did die o_o NO IM NOT GONNA DIE..

  • click the middle one that is SOOOOOOOOOOOO hilarious

  • Omg you guys, you obviously have to pay the 4 dollars in order for it to work xD

  • who is the clown with the feather?

  • Click the middle lol

  • TOP ROW SECOND SQUARE=MONEY!!!!!

  • i clicked the middle i came back to comment his fortune is right im am getting a new family member. it freaked me out

  • @cutie101464 same here and its true im getting 2 more fishys at 3:10 tday

  • Wots the point

  • I get MONEY!!!!!!!!!

  • rub the ball?? as in rub your balls?...lol i'm crazy

  • lol!weird

  • lool i'm supposed to live a good life and yet i'm a hobo on my friend's computer jks

  • lol he is CREEPY

    "RUB MY CRYSTAL BALL"

  • DONTT BELIEVE IN THIS IF YOU BELIEVE IN THIS YOU ARE A DISBELIEVERRR DONT BELIEVE IN IT ONLY GOD AND GOD ON LY KNOWS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE IF UVE BELIEVED IN IT YOU MUST RENEW YOUR FAITHH THIS IS VERY BAD TO BELIEVE IN IT DONT LET THE DEVIL FOOL YOU PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • @2cool4skoolful u do know this is fake right?... it was a little game...

  • @2cool4skoolful its just for fun and u noe it. god will noe whether u truly belive tis or not so chill

  • @2cool4skoolful

    rule 29.

  • @2cool4skoolful

    its just for fun idiot..

  • @2cool4skoolful LolpshycoChristianispshyco

  • @2cool4skoolful o_O??? Are you okay?

  • CRUD!!!! It says I will die a unnatural death unless I watch a viideo and the videos been removed

  • the 1st and 2nd time i did this i got the same thing!

  • OMG IT WORKED!!!!!!! A month after I watched this, I got a new cousin lol

  • HAHA he sounds like Immortal or Gorgoroth ahhahha

  • I couldn't click coz I'm on my iPhone

  • Thumbs up if you watched all the fortunes.

  • You look evil. Your voice sounds evil. So I have decided this fortune teller is evil.

    Now to watch the video....

  • OMG He said I was going to have a new family member, my brother and his girlfriend are having a baby O_o

  • he souds like a pirate. not a fortune teller .

  • my fortune on choice 7 came true (Choice 7 as in the one on the bottem left)

  • he said i was gonna die an unnatural death XD

  • thumbs up if u picked the one in the middle every time i did

  • at the beggining i wasnt watching the video and when iheard "welcome" i thought i was watching a resident evil 4 walkthrough

  • OK PEOPLE dont make fun of him because he has one big glowing ball instead 2 bawls xD

  • R UR ANNOTATIONS ON

    /1 LOL

  • Comment removed

  • who waited til the end

  • I may have watched this video a bit too late because you said I would have a new family member and I now have a 3-4 month old neice.

  • Rick rolled again. FUCK YOU COREY!

  • the death button doensnt work

  • You also told me I was gonna live a good life .

    Turns out I lost my best friend to some hoe .

    Good enough life for yah sir ?

    I think not .

  • You told me I was gonna die .

    Well looks like you need some counseling (:

  • IM NINE AND YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUTA ME WHEN I CLICKED AND YOU SAY ME WAS GONNA DIE

  • O.o it said a new family member...and my aunt is pregnant! damn this is sooo true?

  • @mandyebert  mine 2

  • OMG!!!!!! It said a new family member last time. 2 months later, My Aunt and Uncle got a new baby. O_O

  • @Mrtruimphchopper oh its u again long time no see

  • this works i got bad news 4 my fortune and laughed but 2 hours later my dog got hit by a car :'(

  • @SuperDevilsdelight omg i feel baddd srry

  • @SuperDevilsdelight dude i hope that isnt true..

  • omg theyre right haha. 2 of my aunts are having babies next jan o_O"

  • omg your right! i really got money and lots of it from my mom!!

  • I CANT F***ING ROB THE BALL

  • YOU have earrings

  • checkout this website africanmarabout for the real deal.

  • I remember this from like a year ago... good times.

  • Fuck u

  • he was right about the money, i'm getting my allowance tommorow

  • he was righ about the money, i'm getting my allowance tommorow

  • I must give you points,you were correct,I have a new cousin coming soo! ^o^

  • RESIDENT EVIL 4 GUY

  • i did this and he told me i'd get a new family member, creepy because i do have a cousin comin

  • @KTH568 I have a new couson comin 2

  • idiot !!!!

  • o ma gawd my mom did this to and she had the same fortune.... lol... XD j/k

  • o my gawd my did this to and she had the same fortune... NO WAY WERE TWINS... just kidding

  • awful , this guy is making jokes of a decent job, done nowadays by therapists, counselors and life-coach's.

  • No one knows my Fortune, only Yaweh knows my shyt..

  • @seymark2 - While I don't agree with your language, I wholeheartedly agree with your message.

  • You sound like that bounty hunter dude off of JoeNationTV XD

  • For help with tough decisions try "The Pocket Oracle"

  • I think the annotations are broken at first I thout it was just my computer then I looked in the comments and its probly a video error

  • the annotations didn't do anything when i clicked

  • @jakerman416 u gotta double click

  • @jakerman416 they worked for me.

  • @jakerman416 you have to click that little speech bubble and change it to 240 p. If it doesnt work sorry :/ but i worked for me :D hope it helps x

  • Mine didnt work...I refreshed...and made sure i wasnt in high quality...AND im on a PC....I love your vids but what gives?

  • @EmilyRed3 make sure your annotations button is clicked

  • 0:03 jizz?

  • This cool magic tricks is revealed with explanations on how they were done at ExposedmagicAAnet, without AA

  • yay! I got a good one. Now I'm gunner see them all.

  • Thumbs up if you actually rubbed the ball with your mouse eager to see what will happen =O!

  • lol this is funny xD

  • my mouse was outside the video when he said click

  • It said I was gonna die. D: Well, not if I click the crystal ball. Then I clicked it. :D And it said the video was removed. So hopefully i'll survive...O_O

  • holy shit! he said that i will have a new family member soon. o_0 im having a step sis during october! i was like wtf?!

  • eso es un bonbillo?

  • Haha this clip is in one of ill bills rap videos.

    /watch?v=IjNmGsQ16Vg&feature=r­elated

  • xDD Y'know what I got was right...There is someone whose gonna be joining in our family!!! xDDD

  • @xxGaGaCrAzYxx more like a leprechaun pirate

  • thats a big lightbulb... >.>

  • 0:23 Five dollars via paypal. LMFAO!

  • thumbs up if u didn't rub the crystal ball

  • O_O i got scared when when he said i was going to have a nother family member but then he said i was going to be rich :D

  • I lool3d at the ending

  • @xxGaGaCrAzYxx i got a highest rated comment 2

  • if u click on 1:02 at the crystall ball, there will be a video find sparta!!! lol

  • @xxGaGaCrAzYxx well done lfay for getting a highest rated comment xoxo

  • Wow you suck...You said im gonna die horribly very soon...Not natural...Thats freakin SCARYZ..

  • @xxGaGaCrAzYxx i agree

  • Holy crap!!!! DD:

  • oh my fucking god!!!!! he said i was gonna get a new family member soon and my mom is pregnant and due tomorrow !!!!! 0_0

  • fthis freaks me out, he told me that im gonna have a new family member ... i wish i never fuckd her without a condom !

  • I clicked the family life one and the funny thing is that my aunt is like two months pregnant xD

  • XD when i clicked the ball, my background changed on my computer XD lmfao, you have some magic in your videos XD

  • i am gona get antothe fucking family mebr i all radey have 27 alive :D

  • when i clicked it it paused..

  • im rich and imgoing to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • awesome on my third try i got the good one!!!! :3

  • it would be really funny if people actually consult this...

  • omg i clicked on the family one where im gna get a family memeber and then the day after my sister tolled the family that she was pregnanat:D creepy

  • @IMBOREDASEVER1

    i have a million family members.

    and i keep getting more and more each week! Its out of control! :)

  • loool yah this does bot work with an iPod touch xD too bad

  • Im gonna be rich!!!!

  • ... God I CANT click, I'm ong youtube mobile! Lol! I would, believe meh