Lesbian Vampire Killer Tricked Man Promising Sex 20 Years Ago Has Just Been Paroled

[Tonikbass]

dat bitch needa die

[lilshortie407]

I'm from North Carolina and I have never met anybody with thick accents like yours. When I first started watching your viedos I thought you two were faking it.

[G30RG3walker]

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire???...ill see you next month

[bigtraum1]

Keep pressing 1 for horse sound

[BenisJamin5]

3:40 Then all the sudden. SHANK! SHANK SHANK SHANK SHANK SHANK!! lololol

[MrCubansamxxx]

*cqueeling laugh* hahahahahahaha this lady sh'es lesbian XD classic

[Ozrender]

this was in Australia guys, now lives in the city I live in :(

[LeRoiPoet]

Usually i click on another one on the related, but this one os toooo jokes xD 00:00

[Jtking3000]

Press 1 for horse

[Inkstah89]

She served 22yrs in jail you fucking retards!!! You guys are total cocksuckers Maaaayne!!!

You guys should kick fuck out of eachother and whoever is still standing at the end should talk, not rudley interupt one another and look like total fuckwads!

[king40796]

@mrforensic225 Didnt noe it it orginiated in usa lol

[rayraycozi]

LET ME DO MY THANG MANYE

[kuntyfacedbitch]

@TheTurbanTV nahh has nothing to do with that.... AT ALL

[kuntyfacedbitch]

thats fucked up and cruel .smfh how could you do that to somebody and live with yourself . i can't believe there are people like this that roam this earth .

[ganstagurljazzi]

I Love It When They Say "Let Me Do...My Thang." Love It!! Lmao

[Andra05]

ahahahahahahahaha....!!! LLLLOOOOLLLL you guys are fuckin crazzyyyy....

[swagdadyy]

10

[LiquidGib]

Let me do MY THANG.

[lioneyez810]

u r so fine... just saying

[mlckiwigirl]

I'm also against the death penalty. Damn you too, funny. It was cute seeing you two argue as only two brothers could. It would be great to see you comment on some of our responses.

[TheAwesomeZiah]

You guys have the prettiest eyes ever ! lol And you guys are HILARIOUS .That bitch is a fucking VAMPIRE !

[stakey15]

fucking wankers! they did not pull him aside down to the river bank and offer him sex, so get your fucking facts right! the offered him a lift home from the pub and slit his through so fuck up and get things right ! i know this because he is my grandad!

[freemyniggaboosie1]

Come get some of these good sugawalls lmaoooooo

[Drewandy22]

SHANK SHANK SHANK

[super9ova]

Press 1 to listen to a horse

[Ant718100]

Why you keep asking me about my fucking blood type? Lmao

[dvada]

Hey, talk about the Washington state couple who got government aid and lived in a 1.5 million dollar house. 

[najinajina]

I think that bitch is going to just bite off the mushroom tip and start sucking blood

[MrDrided]

haha this video is awesome.



[RandomUsername010]

Then all of a sudden, Shank Shank Shank! Gulp Gulp Gulp! "Oh, that shit's sweet!"

[ScrottIshEre]

press 6 for a very sexual "mmmmmmm"

[Don007206]

Your look like egger on men in black that face is funny as hell

[justmeli310]

When are you guys gonna get braces meng? You guys are fuckin funny tho!

[BIGBLACKBEAST1000]

I'm laughing so hard. Damn y'all some funny ass dudes mayne.

[fadedflage]

The death penalty is a warning to others who would do the same

[MultiGreenz]

man i never get you guys videos anymore. crazy new youtube layout. you guys should start putting links to your previous video in your new videos.

[YeaSuckThatDickBitch]

i love these fucking video suggestions on tha right.

[TxStroke23]

I can never remember which one is kevin and keith

[david14ekwere]

damn man! kevin needs to calm down, keit's gon snap his shit up soon!

[maeleon]

kevin is annoying lol

[qatarguy85]

i hear jimmy struthers is a vampire , explains why he didn't snap his shit up yet and still getting all kands of gains

[antinazicholos5]

discrimination against lesbian vampires!!!

lesbian vampires wants to drink human blood that's all, not all lesbian vampires are violent.

You guys are homophobics and vamphobics conservatives

[laka004]

:| i`m O+ LOL

[girlLuv2drum]

Dude i think this is by far one of thee best videos ever!! haha. Shank shank shank! hahah. like dang... every single moment was funny as heck. # 1

[otownsrealist]

Vampire Bitch-"I betchyu o-positive?"

Dumb Ass-".....yea,how'd you know?"

Vampire Bitch-"lucky guess...why dont you come with me? your o-positive right?"

Dumb Ass-".....yea,why you keep asking me that???"

[quammibox]

Ok, i have to say this... You guys are really entertaining and I will watch again - BUT... you know you sound like Eddie Murphy's "Buck Wheat" impressions form SNL right? lmao O'TAY!

[Gaur98]

u guys are evil

[asherxoxobasher]

LOLOL @ the bitch is a vampire man

[ZingetLaserStorm]

o that shit sweet gulp...  too funny

[tboyboo1]

Press 10 for dumbass

[tehBLAX]

Wesley Snipes will take care of this shit.

[MzDiva2014]

Shank, shank, shank LMFAO

[shesobreezy]

They should have got her some mental help then kept her ass locked up

[MrBranman718]

u guys should watch deadly women crazy bitchs like these are all over that show

[corchange]

"If your a vampire your always a vampire" very accurate statement vampirism is actually a psychological disorder and she WILL do it again... Drain the bitches blood and run like hell for sure!

[TofuGal88]

Mmmm you O positive?

[18heavyhitter]

twilight is some doing some serious damage to the american people!!

[9807ray]

press 1 over and over

[TheCarlos4398]

how the fuck is that a life sentence if she only did 20 years?

[donnelleshaw]

lmmfaooooo

[JOSEPHHEIMOANA]

the 3 dislikes on this where the chicks that were sucking dat niggas blood ;p

[ThatsHimJunior]

Pause @ 4:01

[couponingchick]

lol u guys r crazy funny!

[StickyFingaz410]

Damn some ppl taking this twighlight thing to serious.... guess they were jus doing whatever the fuck they wanted to do

[ntellect12]

ugh...she look like she got aids...they need to keep her in the hole for life...

[fuckinwok]

3:58 FATALITY! 

[MrCase22100]

Yeah that's wtf that vampire bitch told the guy she killed.Come over here man and let me do my thing.The man not knowing that she meant.Let me and my other crazy vampire bitches do our thing!!!!SMDH!!!

[blade83336]

why kill people in the death penalty when they can stay locked up in jail n suffer for the rest of there life :)

[CombatZombieman]

@blade83336 they shouldn't have the luxury of living even if it is in prison

[blade83336]

@CombatZombieman its still feels like hell in there,n they dont have shit to do which fuks with your mind, so they basically get hell beaten out of them,plus if they die its gana b all fast

[CombatZombieman]

@blade83336 some prisons arent that bad actually

[blade83336]

when will b able to c u in 1080i??

[sabrom]

3 dislikes 3 vampires....

[restyle22]

Lets stake the b*tch through the heart just to be sure!!!

[TheDrumKidWorld]

THE B**CH IS A VAMPIRE MAN (LAWL)

[batmanmotherfucker]

4:50

[whitstable11]

Hope that woman got a tapeworm, or parasite, or some shit.

[D11zzy]

ya'll is tsupid lol you got me over here dyin' =)

[boby6]

this is why prostitution should be legal. that guy would of just went to a normal hooker without fear of going to jail, but no instead he had to find a free hooker who cut his ass up

[chikinfijitas2]

All there videos are hilarious as shit, but THIS one is just too damn funny!

[sdeanmusic]

bitch crayzah

[somedudey0]

is the same case that was on discovery chanel :b?

[Defender0fAloha]

3 vampires watched this video lol

[CallMeMurdic]

@Defender0fAloha 3 people liked your comment... scary shit...

[WilBarn991]

You should be grateful for your twin brother because you could have been born with two heads. Then it would really be interesting to see you fight.

[peter11772]

Where do you good looking mofo's get these storys? lol

[lyfechangesg3]

They should kill her

[yagurlbubblez]

SHANK SHANK SHANK SHANK SHANK SHANK LMAO

[UniqueNei]

what about Troy Davis? He didn't get a chance.

[BoNgWaTeRdEmOn]

It'd because women have it easy on every front even on prison sentences. No man has ever been released due to a bad back.

[Ashy0x0x]

lool wow crazy stuff, glad she aint in the UK!

[Viktir666]

They should take her in the back of the jail-yard and stab her in the heart with a wooden stake, she's fucked.

[lovelyman28]

IM FOR THE DEATH PENALTY

[irvin5623]

That is crazy. She should never be releases from prison. She is mentally ill. Killed the man To drink his blood.. Her health problems should not allow her to be released.

[itsthemagic1]

@irvin5623 They didn't release her b/c of that. Ppl don't just get out of prison b/c of health problems

[turdrhinofiend]

:3 keith was really nice to his brother this one :D

[01stevep]

SHANK, SHANK, SHANK!!

[Aj007cool]

LMFAO!!!!

[king40796]

It's not shink

It's shannk hodge twin said it right

I didn't noe Americans used that word

[nine151]

Once you're a vampire, you're always a fucking vampire. LOL

[AdinC33]

SHINK! ShInK SHINK THINK !!!! looooool

[PecanSuga3]

"Once you've had a taste of blood, they should put you down!" I fell off the bed laughing! Love u guys!

[cnknguyen]

Why can I only thumbs up this shit once!

[cnknguyen]

THIS A VAMPIRE BITCH, A CRAY MOTHAFUCKA!!!!

[achave09]

3:40 - 4:02 hahahahahahaha best part.!

[shonda357]

@achave09 lmao!! he was rollin his eyes when he was sayin it's been over 20 years

[ShiFtyStonED1]

This was sooooo hilarious !

[untothenizzzown]

Keith is being really nice these days lol..Kevin is just crazy nowadays lmao. This video is so funny!

[sk1m1k1ll3r]

just a lucky guess made me laugh

[AntonSlizzardhands]

Doc Schwartz needed @ 3:39 mayne

[natcole89]

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!! I can't!!

[catshena]

Lmao

[rob2993]

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?...

A: See you next month...

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist and that's the best lesbian joke I've ever heard.

[GreenSight201]

if they could do what ever the fuck they wanna do

they could let the bitch out,that shit ain't god

[213nenababy]

Lmfaoo u guyz r funny")

[Lycanswag]

Keith laughs like a pig squealing lol. 0:32

[hip2dadip]

WOW! she looks like Demi Moore!

[TheProdigalDaughter1]

TEAM KEVIN!!!!!!!!

[Ju1cemex]

Damn vampires do exist!!! :o

[mondomedia123]

Shes got a bad knee and a bad back, I dont give a fuck, that bitch is a fuckin vampire xD!!

[FideTheProducer]

Lmao Keiths intro.is funny as fuck...mad fierce

[TheRedDash]

She needs some TEIN MAN!! PROTEIN!

Unfortunately she is looking in the wrong place.

[emoneybagz23]

This bitch needs to stop drinking blood, and start drinking CASEIN protein. She needs to BUILD SOME MUSCLE MANNN!

[ncripzx]

@emoneybagz23 we did find it funny but none of us can be bothered right now mate

[mmadeathmachine]

She's drinking Jimmy struthers blood and spits it out cause of all the fucking winstroll

[tomconjalka]

too bad...she is going to do it again to some poor un suspecting person..

[1987Jocko]

This is a vampire bitch...crazy motherfucka man! Rotflmao!

[Tina11R]

yall so funny I love yall yall to much

[Cheygurl1396]

Rotfl, "Well let me do..MY thang!" Had me rollin!

[BREAKTHECODE2222009]

lmmfao hilarious

[blackishlovah123]

Keith's having trouble keeping it together lulz

[ewertonal]

You both are hilarious, but Kevin is like mad funny LMAO

[MrFl0ppers]

HAHAH KEVIN SHANK SHANK SHANK SHANK DRINK DRINK DRINK

[Rapidz4ak]

@Totopoo123 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOL

[love9boy]

LMAO! This is the funniest video, ever!!!

[pedobear123]

SHANK SHANK SHANKKKKKKK SHANK SHANK

[party187fool]

omfg i live near QUEENSLAND WTF

[JamonjiCahillibongo]

Paaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah­ahahahaaaaaaaa hhahahahahaha hahahaha funny as fuck. Laughing my fuckin dick off. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[binashraf]

i haven't laughed this hard at any other video on youtube, lmao, keep repeating the dog fuck part and the shank shank shank part. damn it's killing me

[ChuckLonewolf]

(Nunchuku Flourish)

[italianman004]

the bickering back and forth has me laughing my arse off.

[mrneverbackupordown]

his laugh is too funny

[binashraf]

Lmao u see keiths face when kevin grabbed his neck? hahaha SHANKSHANKSHANK

[KaizaDennis]

Let me do my thang man com on let me do my thang man do yow thang

[powzr]

LMAO LOL



[belcollege]

SHANK! SHANK! SHANK! SHANK! SHANK! LMAO!!!!!

[GokuOrVegeta]

Let me do my thang!

[MrFem10]

HAAHHAHA LEMME DO MAAAAAA THAAAAAAAAAAANG!

[momofautism52005]

that bitch is a crazy vampire!LMFAO@keithDog fuck ya ass HA!EEWW!HELL NO!I WILL RUN AWAY IM O POSITIVE FOR REAL!SHIT SWEET LMFAO!This Video is beyond LMFAO! What's up with MINE THING lately? Are paroles people are vamprires too?That will make sense there.

[willyFF7]

zombies don't exist.... vampires do, bring your shotguns at midnight to blow some heads off.

[willyFF7]

wow this is terrible.... imagine a guy luring a girl to an alley and she gets gangraped by 5+ people, that's just horrible.. but they're not killing her, or injuring her with weapons or anything, just her asshole and possibly virginity and maybe some slapping and all but stabbing a group of girls stabbing a guy is just terrible in many ways... god damn, imagine that feeling being alone lurred by a cute slut somewhere alone to get laid and suddenly get stabbed everywhere by people.... EVERYWHERE

[6reps]

3:40

[evolvingblackrose]

this vid was krazy funny.... loved it

[kiekert2007]

kevin is on a roll with his enactments man hahha

[BreezeCBayBee]

"Do ya thang, Do ya thang man!"

,"Iight man let me do Mmmy Thang"

L.O.L.!!!

[KashgroundTM]

dat title.

[MrDillonjensen]

Yesterday I had two top comments because I did whatever the fuck I wanted to do.

[peeweesherman]

AYE aYE THOUGH YOUNG BLOOD..she be killin fools an drinkin they blood though mang.

[xAK47x247]

lmao i bet your o-positive

[supercuteWFchick101]

This woman claims to be a vampire and the court seems to think that because she has a back and knee injury she won't continue to drink blood. Hell Naw she think she is a vampire that shit won't work,,,

[cyniraholt]

Uhhh. Yeah.. LMAOFFF.. They don't GIVE A FUDGE.. They need her out.. Not enough mutha'fudgers are dying quick enough!! And the Fact that she's a Lesbian.. Well say she's a Lesbian.. Because she had no intention of Giving him sex.. cuz she can't stand his @ss.. Makes it that much worse. Vampires.. HAH! They must let her out in time for the "RITUALS"!! Of course she'll kill again.. Bad knees and Back.. *blinks* I know some bishes and wheelchairs will Fudge u up on CONTACT! BB~

[totopoo123]

the reason she has a bad knee is cause she took an arrow to it.

[binashraf]

@totopoo123 i seen that arrow to the knee comment everywhere, i dont get it, what does it mean? lol

[totopoo123]

@binashraf in the youtube search bar type in "i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the knee" and click the first video

[binashraf]

@totopoo123 thanks mate!!

[tomconjalka]

@totopoo123 thanks man also. checked out the video... that was fuckin funny.

[CRACKHEADSTEVEN1993]

@totopoo123 That joke is way overused, its just advice you can do whatever the fuck you wanna do!

[poppysfit]

@totopoo123 Thought I was tired of that joke, but it was PERFECT this time!

[andrenegwer]

Wait till she gets out and drinks some fresh blood, those debilitating injuries will be gone, she's a dang Vampire man!

Doncha watch movies ?

;-)

[shelber10]

Loooooooooool