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  • I *LOVE* the caller's voice AND attitude. Hilarious! "I will be bowed TO!"

  • Why do all the people on this show look like they'd shank you without a second's hesitation?

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  • Take me up to a tall building and say you gunna push me off my first word would be:

    why?

    Don't put words into my mouth shiny, I do not appreciate it.

  • This bowling ball headed ignoramus is a prime candidate for a good crank call. Enjoyed that, great post!

  • Typical ignorant argument from the religious fanatic. If god created the universe, who created god? Answer that?

  • God he is ignorant.. That lady pwned him and he knows it but his ignorance is to big.

  • the caller sounds like the one singing the lemmiwinks song on south park

  • That almost didn't feel like a prank call.

  • IS IT ME OR THESE CHIRSTIANS ARE JUST MINDLESS DEBATORS IN A FIX ELECTION AND  STILL SOUND FOOLISH BUT YET THE TRY TO TEACH YOU HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO LIVE BUT YET DONT LIVE BY THEY TEACHING THEMSELVES

  • Beatrice sounds like my kind of lady. Also, I didn't realise I don't exist.

  • is this guy really a Christian? if it's so then FUCK HIM! Because he's an idiot. But if he's just doing a religious prank call then fine he's damn good XD

  • he reminds me of Brucie from GTA IV

  • who's the god the man is talking about? Jesus? So according to that man, Jesus created the tree and the water?

  • Drthekay is a troll don't feed him. If not he is dumb. The united states have faults like any other country. As for Vietnam, it never was a full out assault, only a weak blockade from communism. Full force would have brought USSR and china into the fray. Do research before you ignorantly bash people. Talk about how we are fat or something.

  • @DerpdaDerp1 lol

  • no sound

  • tide comes in tide goes out..

  • Holy shit this had me laughing my ass off.

  • "WHOM????"

  • This guy's facial expression is funny.

  • OK.It is obvious this a prank call.The scary thing is this guy is genuine.He is a true willful idiot.He also has problems articulating himself.

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  • @Nich43 Correct, america is the only country malicious enough to threaten with violence if they dont get their way

  • @DrTheKay I doubt we're the only country.

  • @DrTheKay This is a Canadian show. lol.

  • @DrTheKay What about North Korea? Every time they want to get noticed they just pretend like they are going to launch some missiles.

  • Sounds like he says "Hello bitches" at 0:12.

  • Stern

  • CORRECT!

  • He was lost first 30 seconds

  • i love this woman.

  • @MercuryRis. "Hello, my name is MercuryRis. I am unoriginal and pathetic but atleast ai type like this online. It gives me a sense of accomploshment, of which I have little, so please let me start and lose e-arguments.". stupid american, just like all yankees

  • You had an abortion. Yet you're a lesbian. Yet you were with a man long enough to become pregnant. Unless you desired to have a child through another manner with a lesbian partner.  If which case you would have wanted the child. In which case you would not have had an abortion. Yet you had an abortion. Blah blah blah and even more blah.

  • the shame is this guy is for real

  • H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.. LMFAO

    This guy cant even say HELL

  • Sounds like a female dalek from Dr Who

  • HOW CAN YOU BESEECH SUCH?

  • "Whooooom?"

  • "there's no such thing as atheist"

    ORLY?

  • 13 people coulent tolerate this tomfoolery

  • Bewtrice sounds so awesome it turns me on

  • americans are so fucking weak, cant think for themselves

  • @DrTheKay americans? where are you from? i bet some piss ant country who cries for our help

  • @bri343

    im from a piss country that cries for help? Oh I must be american then, since americans cant fight any wars cuz america always lose cuz americans are so fucking dumb. Oh yeh american did try ONCE to fight a war all by theirselves against vietnam, america had more guns and troops...AND LOST rofl PWND

  • @DrTheKay LOL youre such an idiot. admit it. we could wipe any country off the planet if we wanted to. youre just an idiot who like to hate on america because we are a superior country. go kill yourself sissy

  • @bri343

    err, how exactly is america able to do that? lol wow americans are so fucking dumb

  • @DrTheKay He has a private talk show on cable access. And youre a prejudiced jerk if you think we're all like that. Then again if youre in Europe yall gonna be Islamicized in a few years anyway and theyre OHHH so better. Hope you get stoned for being prejudice against Americans AND black people asshole.

  • @MercuryRis

    ah-hah, you're now being racist towards black people? man you americans suck. You do realise america is the poorest country right now? Oh yeh, you're american, you're too fucking dumb to know this. Its actually scary how fucking dumb you yanks are

  • @DrTheKay LAdies and Gentlemen, Meet DrtheKay, a product of pre-Muslim liberalism and a crack-addict mother and father with latent homosexual tendencies. Dont looke lone because this sub-human going to die from cancer soon...so FUCK you, asshole.

  • @DrTheKay america is poorer than bangledesh? i didnt know that

  • @bri343 buddy go kill yourself. literally

  • 0:03 is he missing a tooth?

  • The Greatest Of All Time

  • imagine no religion...

  • "You asking me questions tryin to dawg me. My views is dat Jesus is Lawd." Lmao.

  • 1. When did you get out of jail?

    2. How much did you get paid to do this?

    3. If i die on a cross will i become holy?

    4. I SHIT on the Bible.

    5. Your missing your middle tooth in the bottom!?! LOL!?!

  • @NationalCrisis dude im acutally kind of offended by this

  • @duh4563

    WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT????­????? BuT ItZ FuNnY

  • @NationalCrisis not the vid your comment

  • fucking amazing

  • Sounds like a dalek...

  • i hate people that dont believe in God... If he doesnt exist how the fuck did we get here? And it doesnt hurt to fucking believe in somthing... Because even if he isent real. Then were okay but if he is. the ones that dont believe go to hell.. stupid ass people.

  • @Roguelet

    1. you hate people for holding a different belief than you? What a bigoted position you have taken.

    2. You've presented an Argument from ignorance (fallacy)

    3. Read the bible, it is full of awful shit, if you followed the 613 commandments in it, then you would be killing people left and right for just speaking out against your religion, so don't call belief harmless.

    4. Pascal's wager (fallacy) works on ALL religions, Why don't you worship Zeus or Ra? If they exist you could face harm!

  • Oh, this caller is GREAT!!!

  • I want to line up all these fucking people that think like that and go down the line and fucking smash there heads open with a sledge hammer

  • Beatrice sounds scary as H-E double hockey sticks.

  • H E double hockey sticks lol hahahahahaha idiot

    

  • What did he do to his head!!? It shines like a highly polished egg!!

    Anyway, this really isn't a prank call.

  • This is by far my favorite religious prank call. Fantastic job.

  • i think he looks like a prisoner.

  • cmon nigga lets BEA trice on the line foo

  • what an ass that guy!

  • LOL @ this buck toothed mouth breather

  • H-E double hockey stick. Lol where did I hear that before?

  • Beatrice has a hot accent. Heck put a blindfold on and I might do her.

  • If you are about to throw me off of a building, I'll tell you I believe in anything. Bad analogy, dude. What you are looking for is a scenario where an atheist is about to fall from a building, or otherwise die from any act. That before that atheist dies, he or she will appeal to God to 'get things right'. But what that fails to recognize is that humans will often appeal to whatever supernatural 'provider' they were raised to believe in, whenever we humans are in a time of need, not just death.

  • he never mentioned any fact just belief what an idiot....

  • I may say oh my god, but while im falling i will say holy shit.

  • Look at the light reflecting off this guy's head. Does he get radio Disney with that thing?

  • Nice teeth.

  • MAH VIEWS ARE DA BYEBO

  • i'm an anti-sperm pro-ovum candidate fucking amazing haha

  • Think about this, Catholicism came from Rome right? Where did the Romans get their influences; The Greeks. What did the Greeks believe in; The Greek Gods of course. Kind of weird when you think about it.

  • @Guitarmaniac4321 watch zeitgeist and you'll see your connections aren't ill founded.

  • @Guitarmaniac4321 Rome stole everything obviously,but they did steal the Greek Gods. They didn't care though on what religion you had as long you accepted their Gods were real too.... then Jesus came along and pissed off some people by becoming a "revolutionary threat", Couple Decades later Theodosius made Christianity religion we have now in Rome (Catholicism) 

  • I am an anti-sperm, pro-ovum candidate, what are your views on gays?

    Hilarious!

  • ems...

    "I don't believe in atheist therefor they don't exist....see how silly that sounds"

    Yes it sounds silly, because this is your flawed attempt at an analogy. After you learn to spell the word "therefore", learn where and when it is proper to use it.

    "Man didn't even know the 60 foot whale shark existed until the 1960's..."

    Yes, and man was right to doubt its existence until the evidence showed up.

    Still waiting for the evidence of god...

  • @pedazodeboludo Excuuuuse meee. Vanna, can I buy an "E" ? The one small piece of evidence that does exist is the hostility that non believers always exhibit when speaking to people (Christians) that only want to see you receive the gift that has improved our life more then our words can describe. The amount of joy and peace that a person receives after accepting Christ into their life is the only evidence that a true believer needs.

  • I don't believe in atheist therefor they don't exist....see how silly that sounds. Man didn't even know the 60 foot whale shark existed until the 1960's. Only stands to reason that God's existence is not based on man's belief or knowledge of him. NO SUCH THING AS AN ATHIEST IN A FOX HOLE! Have a great day.

  • @ems7218 Hey what happens when u get to your nonexistent heaven and you find either nothing or another god?

  • @sasquatch268 REALLY Sasquatch??? Your questioning my belief system??? You know I just had this very conversation with the Loch Ness Monster. :-D

  • @ems7218 Belief = unproven/improvable.

  • @sasquatch268 You know, you probably couldn't schedule an appointment with the vise president of Jiffy Lube yet you think the infinite God....creator of everything owes you a personal explanation of himself and how the universe works. Sounds pretty silly doesn't it! You really can't possibly be angry at me just because I refused to believe I am kin-folk to a monkey. You should goggle Albert Einstein on God. Have a great day!

  • @ems7218 Who created your god? And m8 what happened before this "god" came around, there were other gods, it is obvious just the evolution of religion, and how people can be forced to believe in such that was forced into them. And about Einstein, you are committing a strong man fallacy, and therefore invalid.

  • @sasquatch268 If you were born blind I would have no way of describing to you what the color blue is. To you it wouldn't exist. At this point in your life you are spritualy blind. You think you know what I am talking about and even though you try you really don't understand. God in my life changed everything for the better and buddy it doesn't get any more real then that. I am not talking about religion I am talking about God in my life. I was never forced to Christ is a free choice.

  • @ems7218 I am not a student of Einstein and if you are you can probably beat me up about him pretty good. What I do know is Einstein did say the universe is so complex and so perfect that he believed in intelligent design because he could not see the universe happening by accident. I don't think Einstein is an authority on God or creation but I think you would agree Einstein's opinion has merit on all most any subject.

  • @ems7218 If you were born in India, would you not believe that Vishnu was your true god? Religion comes from the family. And you speak of "gifts" given to you. Do you thank your god when bad things happen, or just when good things?

  • @sasquatch268 1 Thessalonians 5:18: In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.

    I don't expect you to understand but I give thanks even for the things in my life I don't understand. My children don't understand all of my decision but they trust me. I don't understand all of God's decisions but I trust him. My life is much better now that I have Him. My life is full of hope and promise because I know God love and he has a purpose for my life

  • @ems7218 Why do you people always quote the fantasy book that your being questioned about? Any intelligent person can write passages like these its just letters and words. Do you believe in zues or poseidon? I'm guessing not but they hold the same amount of weight

  • @branjs People who become a student of the Bible soon understand that its more then a book. It serves no purpose for me to try to convince you other wise unless you plan on reading it with the intention of learning.

  • @ems7218 I was raised catholic, been to bible school and all that crap so I have read the bible. Getting older I soon realized I was blindly giving my faith into something that other humans were telling me to and they have no more proof than a book for me to "believe" in? It's a real shame people are held prisoner to religion because it keeps your mind closed

  • @branjs Wow!!! I'm sorry you got force fed your Bible at gun point. No wonder your bitter about religion. Thats not the way its supposed to be. We are supposed to come to Christ with apprieciation for what He has done for us. I'm not talking about religion. I'm talking about a relationship with Christ. You don't need a church to be right with God. I hope you can put your bad experiences behind you and just to be open minded in the future. I do trust my Bible just not all who quote it.

  • @ems7218 fair enough im not here to judge and while I think the world would be a better place with no religion I cant change that and there are stll plenty of good ppl on this earth religious or not

  • @branjs I agree, I'm not here nor qualified to be anyone's judge either. I know lots of good people both believer and non believer a like. Take care.

  • @ems7218 I read the bible 3 times as a Lutheran. During the third time, i realized that it was complete bull shit. Having a great interest in mythology, i realized that Christianity was a copy of other religions. The original religions, what you would call "pagans". These religions were created to explain things, such as why there was winter. But as we have advanced as a people we are no longer bound by the confines of our old selves, and we realize that there is more to it then religion.

  • @ems7218

    The Illiad: 'Hera, be not utterly angry with the gods'

    You have no proof of his existence. Even if you say hes helped you, they are only figments of your imagination. And you give every aspect of your life to it, and for what?

    This quote, clearly shows that their are "gods" and they are polytheistic.

    Christianity, like all other religions, was started to explain things, and nothing more. As time when on, Pagans no longer existed, Christians will soon follow suit.

  • @sasquatch268 Well I would never call results a figment. Life is good now and it didn't use to be. I have seen the same results in many other peoples lives. I have enjoyed talking to you an I think we have had an intelligent exchange. I'm not trying to convert you but I am telling you that God in my life is as real as the key board I am typing on. Your an intelligent person, just stay open minded. You never know, there may be a day when you observe something you never considered.

  • @ems7218 Your delusional. You believe that because you believe in a man in the sky, he makes your life better. So your life is better, sure it is idk. But i do know that that same feeling, or turning of ones life does NOT come from any god. It comes from ones personal strife.

  • @sasquatch268  It has been interesting talking to you. Good luck!

  • @ems7218 Lol stupid christian.

  • @sasquatch268 Thanks

  • @ems7218 At the end of the day you realize god doesn't exist.

  • So damn funny

  • Happy Easter! The LORD has risen!!!

  • @ems7218 not.

  • press 4 repeatedly

  • did he just call jesus god?

    "the lord god almighty, the one who hung on the cross and died for you"

  • how the hell did you make that voice?

  • press 2 repeatedly

  • oh my god this guy is dumb.

    how much percentage of this video does he have his mouth open?

  • Correct.

    Correct.

    Correct.

    INcorrect.

    Correct.

  • Ok, this is seriously the best prank I've ever heard. I've watched this clip countless times over the past few months, and I laugh my ass off every time. I love the vocabulary - I've googled some of the words many times. Not sure if I'm hearing them all properly, but this is epic. Love the tone of voice and the absolutely bewildered look on the host's face. He thinks he's bested Beatrice with the Argument from Trees at 2:37 - LMFAO!!

    Beatrice needs to make a reappearance...I beseech such!!

  • i would :P

  • He had an okay point at 1:14 to 1:18 kinda...

  • this sounds like Denzel talk like Denzel Fool LOL!

  • he is right but tha pranks wins!!!!!! DING DING DING!

  • that guy isint a christian anyway, 99% of shit on tv is and nothing but BULLSHIT ahahahah

  • his face lol what a tard

  • The way she says 'I am a lesbian' is fucking awesome!

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  • HE DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS.

  • aahhah wow this idiot has seriously overdosed on christianity

  • That was hilarious. I like how the caller sounded like a militant Atheistic Julie Andrews.

  • I fuckin hate cristians

  • i havent heard h e double hockey sticks in years

    this guy is funneh

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  • Wow, I met this guy at a church thing this summer in Toronto ... Lol. He has a great story.

  • Is he a prison born again christian? HAHAHAH!!!

    LOL you did this prank call?

  • Lol...

    "You know that for fact? YOu don't!"

    Coming from a man who believes a 2000 year old book is truth. Lol.

  • How did you do this voice.

  • HOW CAN YOU BESEECH SUCH?

  • Typical deluded crackpot. Either believe in god or you go to hell. What a cock.

  • I love her upper class British accent. "you can take an atheist to the edge of the building and tell him you'll throw him off..." typical religious bigot, "if they don't believe then lets be violent to them until they do." that wouldn't work on me, I'd punch him in the face during the elevator ride.

  • What are your views on gays?

    JEZUZ IS LORD

  • that guy must be half-black

  • @Oozy9Millimeetah However... his brain is completely dark.

  • this "beatrice" voice is AMAZING

  • 9 people tolerate slang and or tom foollery.

  • This was scripted, an atheist pranker would act like a religious nut, not an old-world foreigner and they wouldn't ask for views on abortion (from a lesbian?). This guy is just full of dirty little tricks to get the idiots donating to his pocket.

  • best ayn rand impersonator of all time...

  • How can you beseech such?

  • LOL its a mans voice 100%

  • His view are the bible? He should go kill some gays then if he actually believes that.

  • this guy is a fool i can't express how stupid this guy is. 

  • this guy is a fool

  • Lovely!!!... I love this woman!! =]

  • "The only "light" that tv host will see is the light reflecting off his bald head. What a quack!

  • The voice sounds a lot like the combat narrator from Team Fortress 2!

  • Another proof coolest people come from Montreal

  • Goldmine

  • The presenter is very uneducated and unable to debate with the caller.

    She's odd but she's totally correct in many of her points.

  • o.O Beatrice has become top 2nd on my list of the worlds most amazing fucking beyond cool!! speechless omfg i need that person!! hell yea shes awesome!!!!

  • This is a mongoloid.

  • Shiny! XD