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  • lol loved the randomness in this vid xD

  • LEGO RACERS! :P

  • theres a quest where you rescue a stormcloak from a thalmor fort. they all wear expensive glass armour and carry glass weapons :). so make sure you bring the wheelbarrow aka lydia to get the loot home

    i killed them all single handed and didnt even drink a potion that was on master diff so i dont get what people think is so hard about them :/

  • stormcloaks are little bit rayciss :( but only against non humans. lets face it elves are fugly in skyrim not like the hot elves from lotr, these are ugly fucking creatures with green faces and beady eyes, they look more like goblins. in fact the falmer are elves.

    also imperials are fags so its easy choice for me, imperials got there asses handed to them by the ad. time for the free people of skyrim united behind their high king to have a shot. whatever side i pick wins anyway

  • Stormcloacks always prevail.

  • @MegaMasterbation You no good traitor to Skyrim!

  • I like the fact that all of skyrim is uniting under the stormcloaks but the stormcloaks army isnt strong enough to take on thalmor or anything really, nor is the imperial army. I wish the imperials had just stayed out and not tried to take skyrim so that the stormcloaks couldve brought peace and then became allies with the empire so they could defeat the thalmor. In a nutshell, skyrim belongs to nords, the empire owns what they own, and screw the thalmor.

  • @TheBANZAILUKE nords stole parts of skyrim

  • @TheBANZAILUKE Imperials never tried to take Skyrim, they've just been stationed there (Since Skyrim was part of the Empire) and now Ulfric wants them out since there not "honorable". Wasnt it Ulfric who violated the way of the voice he was taught to cheat in a duel and murder his king?

  • Btw, is "Legolas" supposed to be Faendal?

  • @7ino148 no, hes a wood elf archer and thats the only similarity lol

  • This Imperial vs Stormcloak argument is more serious than some of the race wars I've seen on the net...on a side note funny video; LOL at Legolas. =]

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch Except the fact that the empire used to only be good when talks was the leader than he "died". He died by an imperial spy sent by general tulius' dad. The empire does not allow respect to talks anymore because he was to good for them. I would call him a stormcloak because he was a true son of skyrim unlike most imperials

  • @DerekXElite Talos killed by an Imperial spy? I have no idea what you just said. I talk nonsense too all the time but atleast people understand me...

  • WOW.. if only yall were as concerned about the real world, maybe we would have less problems.

  • Swear to god, if there wasn't thoose pop up messages, i wouldn't like this. But thumbs up for Legolas ;)

  • Everyone is saying which faction/race they prefer, be it elves nords imperials or redguard Well to all of you i say argonians rule!!!

  • if you keep making these awesome Skyrim NPC wars, I'll definitely sub :D

  • to the ones who say that imperials are better than stormcloaks, I say cowards !!

    to the ones who say that thalmor are superior to nords, I say FUS RO DAH !!!!

  • @gothik33 I say racist, selfish and foolish rebel. If the Stormcloaks got their way, say goodbye to every non-Nord and welcome your Elven invasion. The Elves would have to be pretty damn unlucky to lose that war, and there'd be a lot more soldiers to defend Skyrim if the Empire won. Did you know even the Emperor has his secret shrine to Talos? The Stormcloaks just want to tell everyone they worship Talos. But I gotta say, Ulfric's armor is pretty sweet. I'm happy with it.

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch I like you're name, by the way, I'm pretty happy with the emperor's robes myself.. My wife's pretty happy with Vittoria's robes too! LOL! Do you really think because you're with the Empire (bitches of the thalmor) means it's going to make peace or effect the future involving the thalmor? I digress.. You know nothing, you don't even know what we stormcloaks fight for, but all you "Legionair's" do is cry about racism. I mean wtf, did that man make a mean comment to you? Awe..

  • @izzboxer1996 Wait you should really tell me, its my understanding the Stormcloaks fight to worship Talos in the open (Even the Empire never stopped you worshipping secret), they also want to secede from the Empire.

    The Empire wants Skyrim to stay with them, to prevent another war (yet! UNtil they are prepared) and united they pose a threat to the Aldmeri, alone they will be crushed by Summerset, Valenwood, Elswhere.

  • @izzboxer1996 Fuck the Thalmor and fuck the Stormcloaks. That's all I'm saying.

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch Uh no not really, you odn't compare logic with a game really, especially when the situation in the game is completely different. Besides, does it reakky matter if you're an emperial soldier and I'm a stormcloak. We will still be drinking together in sovngarde.

  • @izzboxer1996 Well, I think I just wanted Ulfric's clothes and made a logical reason for it. Fellow keyboard warrior, I suggest we both shut up now.

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch You want to know why we're racist? Because those weak imperial dogs bent their knee to the thalmor. Fucking...Pathetic.. You think you're the "good guys", huh? Skyrim doesn't belong to a bunch of weak, currupt, and ingorant imperials. Know this, the reason why you THINK you're keeping Skyrim safe is because the thalmor have shown to much mercy. You actually think that the Empire is holding the Aldermi dominion back? The thalmor don't give a shit about a fucking peace treaty.

  • @izzboxer1996 Ulfric is an "asset" to the Thalmor man, they want (if anyone) for the stormcloaks to win, since it leaves skyrim divided, and weaker. And the Empire never dent knee, maybe you ignored the Entire great war, the battle of red ring, the retaking of the imperial city by Titus. And ofcourse the treaty wont last, no humans will either if they dont stay united against the Aldmeri!!

  • @izzboxer1996 Tiber Septim (TALOS) was an Imperial. Skyrim is part of the Empire, the Empire that Talos conquered to bring peace to Tamriel, and Skyrim does not belong to weak-willed fools like you and those that follow Ulfric. Skyrim belongs to who can protect it, not to who can bring the most fucking war to it.

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch Wait! You said Tiber Septim was emperial! Are you retarded? Tiber Septim was a nord and was the one who started the emperial Septims! You damned fool! Do you have any idea how much arrogance is spewing from you? I was going to shut the fuck up, but I bothered to scroll down and couldn't help myself but reply you a stupid emperial dog who doesn't even know his own history about his precious Empire.

  • @izzboxer1996 How do you know he was a Nord? The Septim family was Imperial, maybe he was an Imperial too. Why can't we all just unite.. that's what Talos wanted. That's what the Elves and Stormcloaks broke. Maybe Skyrim deserves independency, but Ulfric doesn't deserve to own it.

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch I know because if you look it up it simply tells you. Did you know that Talos appreciats the stormcloaks? I'm not saying he's with the stormcloaks, but he sure as hell doesn't give a shit about what the stormcloaks are doing. And that means something.

  • @izzboxer1996 What.. I'm beginning to doubt you were born in 1996 like your username would suggest.

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch Oh 1996? That's when my daughter was born....

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch Tiber Septim (Talos) Founded the Septim dynasty. He was a Nord. Hope that helps.

  • @valdrec Alright, but doesn't mean he's on the side of the Stormcloaks, like that other guy said.

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch If it would end in terror for us, so be it. It would end the same way with the damn legion. To oblivion with you fuckers :P Give me another reason why were bad besides being racist. Because that's all you have, the reason of a fucking pre-schooler. I'll say "fucking", "fuck", and "fuckers" all day when it comes to the legion. Btw the way, Skyrim wouldn't only have nords, it would just be harder for non-nords. You're the one who's selfish and foolish for thinking a nord country

  • @izzboxer1996 The Empire is like Europe. If Asia would attack Europe and if Asia was winning, Europe would have to give up. If Europe starts to fall apart, so would the European culture. Get it?

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch The same guy in each reply? Damn, I could've fit all this in one comment, unlike him.

  • @izzboxer1996

    With the Imperials, you'll take down far more Thalmor, maybe even win! Do you really think Skyrim alone stands a better chance than Skyrim, High Rock, and Cyrodiil together?

    And think about it, Dunmer are mer, and they hate Ulfric so why not recruit them into the AD? Then you have a ghetto of spies in your capitol. Its Ulfric's racism that can really turn on him, and he would deserve it.

  • @CreativeUsernameEh The thalmor cannot face Ulfric's war tatics nore survive the first damn winter! The aldermi dominion may have larger numbers, but we have the element of supprise. They wouldn't last...

  • @IWillMakeUMyBitch belongs to emperials....

  • @gothik33 lol you know Thalmor Mages always have wards, they can block your Fus Ro Dah completely

    And the Thalmor are superior with Technology, Numbers, Diplomacy, Magic, Allies, Power, Strategy, Life Spans, Experience... the list goes on. How are the nords in any way better? xD

  • All around skyrim you keep hearing the great war maybe the dlc will be a war against the thalmor.

  • @IXIFiiVAIXI Yep, mighr even take us to summerset Isle for the expansion pack :D

  • I shit on high elves :D

  • Redguards would fucking annihilate these high elf faggots.

  • @BiiGLeagueChew Shut up, redguard!

  • @BiiGLeagueChew Umm the Thalmor owned you guys, and cyrodiil simutaneously. Then they withdrew after being exhausted, bt not after winning both wars.

  • @CreativeUsernameEh "Having been fought to a standstill by the Redguards, the Aldmeri Dominion completely withdraws from Hammerfell" It was pretty much a tie, Thalmor raped the Imperials yes, since they were weakened they couldnt handle the Redgaurds. The Empire turned its back on the Redguards, Wait untill Hammerfell rebuild....the Redguards will prepare. Though the Empire is good they need to act soon and stop the Thalmor....or else the Redgaurds will.

  • @Kn1gHtMaRe00 Lol they would, its elven armor and weapons vs stormcloak iron and fur, not to mention the thalmors FAR superior technology, magic, resources, numbers, allies, strategies, experience, etc!

  • @CreativeUsernameEh None of that makes any difference if the Thalmor can't engage the Nords in a decisive battle. A full scale invasion would be a logistical nightmare for the Thalmor too.

  • @Kn1gHtMaRe00 They can though, land on Skyrim's north shore, or invade after taking Cyrodiil. You don't honestly think Skyrim's Stormcloaks can stand up to far superior mages and archers? Nords will be charred pincushions before they even get with 20 feet of an Aldmeri Dominion Elf.

  • @CreativeUsernameEh That doesn't matter. They would still have logistics to worry about, and Ulfric can simply avoid them while cutting off supplies. The Thalmor lost in Hammerfell too, and I doubt Skyrim is much weaker than that.

  • The Thalmor will never lose to rebel scum!

  • Death to the Aldmeri Dominion and their Puppets who call themselves our protectors! All Hail Ulfric Stormcloak the truest of us all, and long live the Stormcloaks and their Supporters the true sons and daughters of Skyrim!

  • "73 more comments since you started watching" DA FUQ?!

  • I doubt the Thalmor could win a war in Skyrim. It would be a lot like Napoleon's invasion of Russia.

  • i might join the imperials

    but then again they did try to cut my head of... but on the other hand nearly every storm cloak are racist fagots ¬_¬

  • Ever since I beat the civil war quest for the stormcloak side I haven't seen a SINGLE Thalmor soldier or mage whatsoever.

    WTF is going on? Is that it? They leave or something?

  • That Stormcloak who wield a two-handed sword is a hero!

  • ELVEN POWER!

  • wtf handicap lol

  • @sniffy1233 for christs sake, shut up!

  • yay garden parety song

  • i say the 1st DLC, you got to summerset isle, and it turns out some elves are against the thalmor. You can either join them or the thalmor.

  • @ZombiePigmanPictures Are you a high elf?

  • @izzboxer1996

    I don't know about the other guy, but I'm one. It's only because I drain magicka like there's no tomorrow, and I like being taller than everyone else hehe.

    It's all cool though because I support the Empire anyway (ironic, I know). STUPID ALDMERI DOMINION...

  • @foojuice101 Yeah, you really got to love being taller :P

  • @ZombiePigmanPictures rebel elves yh and at the end mer and men become friends (the rebel elves become the new thalmor) and no talos banning or anything

  • Stupid Aldmeri Dominion.

  • Song at 0:36 pls its awesome:P

  • Ondolemar is the only truly cool thalmor,THe rest are dicks and give the High elevs a bad rep :c

  • @mjairam90 no they need to add gladiator arena , archery contest , fishing/hunting game and a mask for the vampire to hide vampirism and keep doing quest

  • this video proves my theory that mer is far superior to talos worshipping nords.

  • @mousekaboom11

    True, true. The Thalmor are pretty badass.

    Once, I was having a casual conversation with Esbern in his crib in the Ratway, when some random Thalmor guy just runs in and attacks me (even though my character is an Altmer). He killed me before I could even tab out of the convo lol

  • how can you resurrect without opening the console ?

  • I have just finished the last stormcloak mission, and the stormcloaks have taken control so far. Now since finishing the last mission Ulfric has told me that there is nothing to do for now, and just to keep doding what im doing for now, you know exploring. My question is- Do you get to fight the empire and the thalmore later on in the game, to truly free skyrim? Or will that battle against the empire come out in a game sequel to skyrim?

  • @younfellony my brother nord i'm afraid there's not much to do as of now but soon we will destroy those spell slinging elf scum. All hail yarl ulfric.

  • @Cyburus101 Thanks for the reply...

    I guess I will just have to set my sights on Alduin next then.

  • @Cyburus101 Aye a toast to Ulfric the true high king of skyrim!

  • For the next installment. . .

    Setting: The Summerset Isles of the Dominion

    Title: The Elder Scrolls VI: Rise of the Stormcloaks

  • I'd love to have a TES game being un the summerset isles

  • @Insaneronald being set in*

  • I don't care that much for the Nine Divines, I practice Daedra Worship...

    at least they actually give a shit and give you badass items

  • What was the theme played with legolas?

  • @MinecrFilms lord of the rings theme..... and that was faendal, he just said legolas because he's from lord of the rings.

  • I was cracking up +++

  • @sniffy1233 the nords are the rulers of skyrim, the snow elves started the war between the 2 races just because the nords are better then elves and they ruled the land before the nords, the thalmor are just a bunch of biggots who seek elves to rule of all thalimer but your wrong, every race has the right to have freedom in thalimer

  • @Svm10cool10 Thats the problem, no race besides elves know what to properly do with that freedom, thus they need to be watched over and protected from themselves.

  • thumbs up for humans and not elves!!!!!!

  • HERO WOLF !!!

  • IS THAT LEGO RACERS MUSIC?!

  • make alik`r vs thalmor

  • i fav wild incounter is when i saw Three ice wolves vs alki gaurds vs the dudes who walk around giving u free beer or somthing i forgot what there called.

  • mer>man

  • I'm Argonian and I don't give a fuck.

  • I think that the first DLC for Skyrim should be the following. IF you joined stormcloaks, the thalmor attack skrim and attempt to take control of it. IF you joined the imperials, the thalmor stab you in the back and try to take skyrim anyways. OR you could join the thalmor and take skyrim for them (although I dont see why you would want to do that lol). Who agrees that this would be a awesome idea for the first DLC?

  • @mjairam90 i suport the dominion which includes the thalmor. my character is a high elf and i go out of my way to kill talos worshippers. lol

  • @mjairam90

    A lot of people probably think this is lame but I think the first DLC should be that you can play an instrument if you graduate the Bard's College. I think that would be epic!

  • @mjairam90 Only if Skyrim remains liberated and free for all races I suppose I would play it.

  • @mjairam90 i was thinking if you joined the imperials and kept skyrim, the empire becomes powerful again and starts the 2nd great war.

    if you become a stormcloak the thalmor try to take over skyrim

    also you can loose the war on either side to the thalmor so if imperial you can lose the great war the the empire is destroyed and if stormcloak the thalmor successfully takes over skyrim.

  • @Spartanem78 lol after watching this video the stormcloak will defently lose, i joined the imperials cause i only want whats best for skyrim like Rekke

  • @mjairam90 aye and the thalmor take credit for stopping the oblivion crisis so maybe sheogorath (champ of cyrodiil) could show up and help you squash the thalmor CHEESE STYLE!!!

  • @mjairam90 Amzin idea, but thalmors are evil nazis

  • I;m for stormcloaks!

  • Then I took an arrow to the face :D

  • i would be a darkbrotherhood werewolf thief.. :D

  • I wonder how many people would join the Thalmor if that was actaully an option? instresting

  • thumbs up for stormcloaks! :D

  • LOL SO FUCKING HILLARIOUS! ! LEGOLAS!

  • Courage wolf on 0:40

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  • where the fuck are the blades when you need them ffs

  • Do you know what is wrong with the world these days?...............Everyone is obsessed with SKYRIM!

  • thumbs up if you wish he would make more :(

  • These videos are way too funny.

  • i hate the thalmor

  • I'm an Imperial who stuck with his Imperial executioner during the destruction of Helgan, who joined Imperial Legion and defeated the Stormcloak rebellion before ever climbing the 7,000 steps to High Hrothgar, who wipes out the remaining Stormcloak camps on sight, and who kills every Thalmor he sees.

    My oath to the Emperor doesn't supersede my oath to man kind. The pointy-eared menace will rue the day it crossed us.

  • @SpazzyMcGee1337 That is what you call allegiance, good job. I've always thought it pertinent however that the Empire temporarily capitulated to the Thalmor however cowardly it may seem. Would someone sooner choose the destruction of the Empire and the complete subjugation of humanity. You are right however that our oath is to humankind first.

  • @lololololol47 The Empire must kneel for the time being, but the races of men rebound from ravages of war more quickly than those of mer. The Thalmor know this and thus seed dissension within the Empire to buy time. The Empire kneels today in order to stand taller tomorrow.

    The Legion may have to weather the presence of the Thalmor and I may be part of the Legion, but my role as Dragon Born luckily affords me certain level of independence, allowing a bath in elven blood from time to time.

  • @SpazzyMcGee1337 I couldn't agree more but I will try.

  • If I could I would challenge the entire Admeri Domini to try to kill me. They won't stand a chance with my 354 dmg enchanted daedric warhammer and daedric armor with a crap load of potions. And when they finally beg finally beg for mercy I will order them to leave skyrim or face anhillation

  • @mrROFLmaster12345 The Thalmor run from me after my first swing. I recently freed a stormcloak prisoner out of boredom and want to kick some elven ass and I ended up spending more time chasing fleeing High Elves than actual fighting. I know I'm a legend encased in the bones and skin and filled with the very souls of the dragons I've slain and that I wield weapons forged from the organs of devilish creatures from other planes of reality, but I think the game is simply stroking my ego now.

  • i guess the thalmor are proving that elven superiority.

  • You betrayed Legolas, you jerk! D:

  • time to watch lord of the rings.

  • why fallout? WHY!?!?

  • Jesus Christ, say what you will about how monstrous the Valmor is, they kick serious ass!

  • LONG LIVE THE STORMCLOAKS!

  • 0:54 :)) hell yeah!!

  • @colonkoduuongdoitrai to bad it's an elf one

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  • Long live the Dominion !!!!

  • ive this problem with the NPC:s: if u spawn stromcloack 2 handed soldiers and then 2 handed imperial soldiers they wont fight each other :( why not? is there some code to make them fight each other? :D

  • Faendal got murdered by a dragon on my game, and i didn't realize till it was way too late :(

    The guards say "everyone inside" for a reason damnit!

  • I laughed so much from 0:28 to 1:28 it's so goddamn funny! Especially LEGOLAS! :D

  • Though I am of Altmer heritage, I do not share the cruelty my brothers have committed. Every being has the right to worship any god. Skyrim is a land of freedom, and the Thalmor are a threat to that.

  • @icetec1337 Righteous, brother. I am an Altmer too. Me, Lydia, some mercenary dude from Whiterun, and Barbas are about to embark on a journey to storm the Thalmor embassy near Solitude. If I knew they had an embassy I would have done this sooner. I'll probably get my ass kicked though.

  • @PapaCrazy1983 How did you get them all to follow you?

  • @icetec1337 I can't. This stupid follower system is worthless. They won't cross mountains, and I can't get more than one to follow me even if its a person and the dog. I don't know if I should choose Lydia now, or the dog. Lydia is less annoying but won't stand a chance and the talking dog is bad company.

  • @PapaCrazy1983 Well, it's easy to ignore that. When those problems arise, I just use the console command "moveto player"! :D It's also convenient for URFing ppl.

    Check my vid, "Skyrim Fun" for a demonstration of the command! XD

  • @fl333r Thanks mans, I'll check it out. I got Barbas and Lydia to follow at the same time. This is the biggest gang I can muster. It'll take a long time to get to Solitude using just roads, but I'm gonna try to keep them with me.

  • @PapaCrazy1983 Glad I could help! Just click on them and enter the command! Wish you safe travels (as if that's possible) on the road to Solitude!

  • @PapaCrazy1983 My strategy is to take them out one at a time. The longer they outnumber you, the quicker you die. I use Ward + 1h melee. It's highly effective against them.

  • @icetec1337 True, but Skyrim is also home to living people, and both the Stormcloaks and Thalmor are against that. Long live the Empire. Long live General Tullius! Long live Elisif, rightful queen of Skyrim!

  • @icetec1337 lol what the holy hell are you talking about?

  • @myf0lk elder scrolls much?

  • @icetec1337

    Your funny.

    I just met 2 groups of thalmors today holding prisoners. I spoke with them and admitted i believe watever the fuck god I like to believe, then they called me a heretic and tried to kill me. Unfortunately for them, they aren't the best race in the world.

  • @icetec1337 The Thalmor are the bringers of light and logic onto the cruel and uncivilized country of Skyrim. How dare you turn your back on your heritage. You would do well to remember that Talos is a fake deity, and those who worship him be punished. Such illogical thinking for men. Mer over man.

  • @sniffy1233 Talos is as real a deity as Arkay. So unless you want to make an argument against Arkay, as well...

  • @DarkAdonisVyers Arkay is a real deiaty, The Dominion recognizes this. What we dont recognize is Talos, some guy that the nords worship as if hes a god. The merchant in whiterun is pretty good at selling stuff, why not make them a Deity too since you...uneducated... races seem to lack the definition of what is and isnt a Deity.

  • @sniffy1233 talos actually ascended to be a divine, nords don't just worship him because he's awesome. If talos isn't a god, how come they were able to use his armor as an item in the opening of the portal to paradise in Cloud ruler temple 200 years ago?

  • @IhearaHunter117 Talos worshipers are delusional, They twist facts in favor of their heathen practices.

  • @sniffy1233 just like you thalmor pointy-eared racist scum-sucking elves will be when the empire kicks you asses outta tamriel!

    FUS RO DAH!

  • @IhearaHunter117 The Aldmeri Dominion are able to fight and win the war against the empire. We already have, the empire bent over for us Mers and signed the White-Gold Concordant which outlawed the worshiping of a mere man. You CANNOT beat us.

  • @sniffy1233 Battles have been lost before, but you are but one tiny, insignificant, pompous, arrogant race of mer in a man's world. All the Imperials, Dunmer, Nords, Khajiit, Redguard, Breton, Argonian, Bosmer, and maybe even a few smart Altmer will eventually rise up and crush the boil on the face of Nirn that is the Aldmeri "Dominion," (if you could even call it that.)

  • @IhearaHunter117 Bosmer are part of the Aldmeri Dominion, and you my hethen lesser race simply underestimate the Aldmeri Dominion.

  • @sniffy1233 Hmm.... is that why You Altmer massacred the family and friends of my Bosmer friend, Malborn? Who, in fact, helped me steal precious documents from right under your pathetic noses. Oh yeah, train your pathetic soldiers, they die from about 2 slashes of my legendary Daedric sword, and they can't get any hits in.

  • @IhearaHunter117 You fight a small group of thalmor and think that is the full potential of the Dominion? Again, you are mistaken and underestimate the force and TRUE power of Mer.

  • @sniffy1233 Heh, well then bring all the assassins and armies you want. Current residence, Proudspire Manor, Soltitude. If, you don't want to lose an entire regiment, i wouldn't recommend sending any troops.

  • @IhearaHunter117 Oh, it's on!

  • @sniffy1233 Lololol yep >:D

  • Just realized Dragonage: Origions could be Skyrim a few thousand years ago if you think about it...

    A god-like dragon threatens to destroy the world, there's a civil war going on which makes things difficult, there's a mages tower, and only one character can truly finish off the dragon...Both games are alot alike :O

  • @Kravrathian Both games have good lore. Well, I think DA has more interesting lore, but Elder Scrolls lore is very extensive. None can EVER finish the wiki XD