Life partner beater

[TheEculp]

It's cool how you talk about multiple things at once.

[CrimsonandCloves]

S_T_F_U_!!!

[dulmiradika]

It is time to think about your marriage lushfmlk.info

[merical30]

I LOVE YOU MAN

[zwseabloom]

this is the shit, i was the kid with the hovercraft.. minnesota bby REPRESENT

*subscribed

[babyguhk13]

DONT FEEL BAD ROCCI I HAVE A.D.H.D TO

[complexedguy]

id love to go drinking with this guy!

[zaynzaynzayn]

you should be on tv! sexy and funny dude.

[marialicia48]

hahaahha he reminds me of Dane Cook

[iLoveAlexFrost]

lol a bit but more like ashton kutcher

[utyor]

dude your awesome!!!!!!!!

[bebenic]

life partner beater. hahaha.

[shouajr]

Damn! You are hot! You should stand up and show your abs =]

[UTuBeGuRL4u20]

2 cold for wet snow pants! lol blue balls? haha

[donsahn]

ONE MITT ONE SOCK, LOL!

[iheartfannypak]

so random this is what i heard just ff through your video:

hovercraft

snownball

italy, and rip

crack an egg

toothpaste

so random!

[mizking20]

yea i never got i wanted either.. i would be so specific to and it wouldn't be that expensive but they would get the exact opposite..

[DamevsDame]

hahahahaha i wanna see that

[AKB7128]

you make doornails look bright

[jeep4me99]

wow you're queer

[stuff5514]

wow you are a loser

get off youtube

[BrianEaZy]

Cut yourself, or go Pray to a ROCK! waste of time !

[Pandow77]

Wow, you seem to have serious issues with that whole "hovercraft" thing. lol

One year when, I was like 9, all I wanted was a barbie car (so my damn barbies didn't have to walk everywhere). My friends all had barbie cars. Anyway, I opened all my christmas presents and all I got were clothes (not even cool clothes). My dad said he had one more present for me (so I was really excited) and when I opened it, it was a god damn photo album. I was like what the hell.

[NinjaXsunshine]

Haha, so your Barbie's didn't have to walk. xD

And dude, that Christmas blows xD

[donsahn]

LOL, BARBIE SHOULD B ROLLING!

[musicluver287]

haha, thats y california is awesome lol

no snow problems

[unique216]

life partner beater..lol i gotta see that shirt

[andrewBsoweird]

LOL i just went on a marathon watching ur videos XD so awesome make more betch! ;D

[0angelicdevil0]

lool dis guy is funny random and soo cool :D u got a new suscriber :P by the way i neva got wat i wanted on time as well LOL

[SugarCoatedKitten]

:-D 'it's all about the small things' :-D is it really?

[Fieldofaware]

I know this guy has a "huge ego" and always has chronic bad breath.

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL your non stop humor.

[evrgreenboi1]

You thought the thick banded wife beater made you look gay...?

[AnarchyInYourHead]

That reminds me of a comedian who said his wife asked him if some pants she was wearing made her ass look big. He said "No, your ass makes your ass look big!"

[evrgreenboi1]

Hahaha :)

[scanciu]

Ciao...ma sei italiano??

io sì...tu di dove? io venezia...

[spydog97]

only 5 "you knows" and 31 "likes" !!!

[janietiptoe]

I had a personality-plus RhodeIsland Red hen named Blondie, who was known for laying double yolks. One warm afternoon she hopped up onto the porch. I scooped her up and she dozed in my arms. After a bit, I felt something warm. She had laid an egg in the crook of my arm, which turned out to be a double yolk. She was certainly special! (PS - Zipster sent me!)

[FactChecca]

Wet jeans? WOW. Glad I was raised in CA.

[spaceboy537]

i've never broken an egg to find a double yoke but hey, speaking of snowpants...remember moon boots? d'ya ever have a pair of those?

[BuddyHoweth]

Your Hot!

[sarahjaneM3]

OMG, you said snowpants, thats the word of the day! and i watched this on the 20th (technically) which had snowpants as the word of the day! you win!!! ..... you win a WTG...lol, LMAO!!!

[sarahjaneM3]

spilling beer on my laptop=$800

not having internet steadily for 1 month= depressing

getting to see the new rocci vids= priceless....

[xXxMaSoNxXx]

whats that?? Bi-Curious Rocci? lol u dog

[grandamchik]

awesome like always!~

[javajunko]

double yokes are sooo cool!! love your vids!!  you're awesome dude....

[silverton64]

I still love you

[ivagami25]

You are so hot....but yes I know you get that a lot...but not from me :)

[dickhead00000000]

lolz

[Trotsky9]

i knew you were from Minasota, where yes it is colder then Sibeia at times

[MIKEYIL72]

Your sister's name is Laney? Don't hear that name very often.

[MIKEYIL72]

I laughed so hard when you described playing with a wired remote control car while your friends that had wireless remote hovercrafts LOL

[panacea81]

I never get what I want for xmas either :(

New subscriber here, I am enjoying watching your videos :)

[etsosie]

Breathe Mint???? LOL

[schuyler22]

a 6-pk of them?...huh, i dont have a clue. :(

[yvr604]

a package, containing six einstein.

[schuyler22]

6 einstein?

[schuyler22]

oh you mean a package w/ a high IQ?...that's one smart package then.

[jsstuver]

you are really funny- and look good with a beard!

[9Twenty9]

Your videos are like cups of coffee. 

...gotta have them everyday. Thanks.

[mrobertb]

"Life partner beater", hahaha! I love it! Great one Rocci, keep us laughing man, you're one of my favorite people on YT!

[MarkoBoutique]

Love this video. As usual.

You should have your own TvShow. ^^

[roccigiovanniberrini]

o you go to far ty

RgB

[Elisamar08]

Aww Rocci... you make my day everyday lol.. love ya tons...

[lirianoc]

Guy you are crazy! :-)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i know

RgB

[bethissocoollike]

wait..okay this rant was weird stuff. first presents, then life-partner beaters, then mittens, then mid-day breathmints. wow haha

[roccigiovanniberrini]

im kinda random

RgB

[dipanakah]

why your always weird in a good sense damn your good ranting!!!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

thanks ya

RgB

[jbone0809]

"WEIRD..Peace out"...haha i love that

Ive never been in the snow or seen it..nothing im a SoCal girl

BUT I will finally see it this year!! yay :0

kinda unrelated but yay ill be sure to wear the proper clothing haha once i findout what it is...definitely not socks as gloves though hypothermia might not be great

[roccigiovanniberrini]

yea snow hurts when it is thrown in a ball shape and hits your ear

RgB

[papatoony]

Rocci, I'll buy you ANY TOY YOU WANT! Your wish is my command.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol ok a lambergini? i know i spelt that rong

RgB

[Jessieanneward]

The funniest thing is I know exactly what your talking about with the snow sticking to the sock....sad.

I had a neon blue one piece snow suit...talk about being made fun of :(

[ironchopsticks]

get this guy some ritalin.

[bigbufobufo]

haha... A.D.D.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

wtf i have A.D.H.D

RgB

[bluewolverine40]

that always sucked you get battery operated toy NO FO&(&&KIN batteries WTB

[ionlylivetwice]

haha good as always

[superguinea]

you're a pisser

[miqhael2]

Rocci I bet you're way hotter than those stupid kids that used make fun of you now. So you can be all "Fuck you guys, I can do what you do but you need tons of plastic surgery to look this good and even then you probably wouldn't look as good as me".

I also vote that you model those life partner beaters for us.

[Sabrnig]

Maybe your sister is watching your vids and wants you to wear some clothes?

[krissyheartyou]

WEIRD peaceout

[eon2]

know the feeling, happy memories that suched then, but somewhat funny now, pease

[Dionzoe]

I had a car toy Lamborgini with cords tied to the remote and it was silly following it everywhere and the cord was only 3 feet long.Totally bumber..

[sarajonn]

Someone got my kid one of those cars. Worthless.

[robogoretex]

lol  I hate those square top wife beaters lol life partner beater!great vid.did you know I made hippy surfer jewlery on the side? yep.

[xXxMaSoNxXx]

lol oh rocci what am i gonna do with u, im sure u know this already and uve heard it a dozen times...u have the comic styles of Dane Cook. Hope thats a good thing ;)

P.S. show some nipple next video upload ok, for me rocci for me.

[refrax]

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

[domytube]

LMAO!!! hover craft shit was fukn funny! gr8 vid, luv it

[ezcuchame831]

u have a cute face, but we needs to see more of that BODY!!!

[jahlovebk]

amen to that lol

[domytube]

i concur

[bethissocoollike]

I completely agree!

[slab99]

I always got the knock-off version of whatever I wanted, too. Moms. Gotta love em, but sometimes they can be clueless.

[silvertbird]

great to see U

[darklove21]

Ahh! Yaay Rocci's video is up! (I know...I was going through withdrawal from Rocci xD)

[redshorty71]

Youre so funny and interesting to watch. Did you really not know what month it was? lol Yeah socks are definatly not good for throwing snow.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

now i know bt that second i didnt

RgB

[Shostakovich33]

funny stuff man, I got a pack of those and was a bit confused also.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol

RgB

[OverlordBaai]

no shirt in minnisota... COLD!

[Sandrock3198]

dude why don't you rant something about our President G. Bush? Just interested in what you have to say.

[therealMonkeyJoe]

You know the excitment you felt at getting an unexpected gift?

That's how I feel when new Rocci videos come up.

:-D

[JOICEWANG1]

hahaha wifebeaters again? didnt g0at make a vid about wifebeaters? and manly menn? :P sorry but i hate mittens. i need things between my fingers.. idk why.. speaking of presents... what do you want for christmas? i'll mail it to you! hahaha :P

[NorcomAlum2005]

"I don't know what month this is"

HAHAHA

I love your videos!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

ty

RgB

[honeybeeissa]

life partner beater..lol

[roccigiovanniberrini]

yea i know it made me giggle a bit

RgB

[yagatza]

it's the truth we never get what we want. that sucks but oh well.

[afarm]

lol.. rocci, you have so many interesting thoughts running through your head :)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i know sometimes it hurts

RgB

[goldenbluestar]

wow, a sock for a mitten, gotta try it for when I lose mine. Great video as always

[WILL1013]

Snowball with a tail. LOL!!!!!

[papatoony]

Was that not the funniest thing ever!?

[xxitsmyfault]

haha i agree, you're so hot .

you don't make enough videos.

[lilhersheykiss101]

haha its november at 2:58 tht was a lil creepy i hate wearing the wet jeans too!

[lucymusicfan]

You rock! 5 stars ;)

[Neopolitan83]

God you're hot.

[ten4prod]

good one

tell it like it is

i'm confused though, whats a life partner beater?? you'll have to excuse me, i'm from Australia...... ;)

[dedicatedxitalian]

Come on Rocci you didn't ever wear your present for you video.

[WynterNova]

Rocci, you're the best :-)

[lem2892]

Made me chuckle lol

[ScorpiusRising]

awesome!...do you do stand-up?...you have to....hey, your remote worked this time

[kicesie]

So what kind of toys/gifts do you crave these days? (for real)

I'm so glad you made a video today. It'll help me get better quicker! :-)

[Stuka87]

Funny stuff. I remember I got this pretty high end radio controlled Lamborghini Countache (LP400) when I was like 10. It was crazy fast. Then my dad asked to drive it like a week after I go it. And he had it going full bore, then cranked the wheel making it slide, until it hit a crack, and flipped. Which broke the hi-lo speed selector. So after that it would randomly go into neutral. That really sucked.

[TormentedByDemons]

So you'd be cruising along and suddenly it would stop and do a little dance back and forth like it was freaking out? Or just roll with no power and then VROOM! take off all of a sudden?

[Stuka87]

It would just stop, you could hear the motor spin like crazy, but it would not move. I eventually came up with a little rubber band trick to hold it in gear.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

im liking your style

RgB

[mshalopd]

hahah awsome man

[BrittneysRedemption]

You're adorable <3

PS. You never show in show-n-tell =(

[dieffson]

hahaha

[pigget]

haha

[ambermcdonald]

rox

[plaidskunk]

Life partner beater!!! LMAO! You crack me up. 5 stars!