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  • I wish ppl would stop advertising on post. Watch the video ans stfu.

  • Much Special i appreciate much!!!! :)))*_*

  • Sorry everybody, but the way environmentalist are going we might be at this point in all of our futures.

  • everyone who thinks this is a serious commercial or some sort of brainwashing commercial is a total moron. CO2 sniffing anteaters? Pathetic electric police cars? Compost infractions? Come on people, it's supposed to be a funny video that appeals to the common man who believes that the green movement is a bit absurd at times. This humor is then expanded on when Audi says "green has never felt so right" which means that finally there is something "green" that the common man can actually enjoy.

  • o m g. Worst Audi commercial ever. Wtf are you guys doing!

  • @FluxStage

    Predictive Programming!

  • This is what you support if you buy an Audi car? Boycott Audi.

  • "Green has never felt so Reich."

    - FreemanicParacusia

  • It's funny because I know people like this.

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  • It's an advert to show a green car - I think you are reading way too much into it...

  • Is that an ant-eater on a leash at 0:42 ?

  • @LeathanL What good would an ant eater do? Thats pretty funny.

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  • Lol win!

  • meh

  • 110% ECOFASHISM!!!

    Wake up!

  • This ad seems to say:

    1."What a bunch of idiot/nanny/fascists the Greens are!"

    2. "and if you want to be just like them, buy and Audi!"

    It works brilliantly as satire. I'm just not sure how it's supposed to make me want to buy and audi.

  • @LeathanL you are supposed to buy one cuse it looks amazing, and you could just get a petrol version 

  • WTF, now we aren't so free at all.

  • Haha oh yeah that commercial is awesome!

  • Ya es hora de que se dignen a sacar coches verdes.

    Buena noticia!!

  • Guy in yellow at 0:25 is the guy from the 2011 Audi Commercial for the superbowl. It's the guy that gets tricked into the Mercedes.

  • @dragonman785 fuck yeah!

  • thats y they ddnt put a prius

  • Jesus. This is meant to be a funny video about the "green police" and all these hippies keep on turning it into a debate about oil companies being above the law! JUST WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO!

  • @PoliceARV It is? That's why they have cops going through peoples garbage snagging others because of batteries? people like you are the ones who even when the line ups begin and they shoot the person next to you. You will still be in denial about what is going on while everyone else is terrified and finally came to the realization. There is nothing else to really say about you

  • @shenmueryu It's an advert mate......

  • Typical problem with law enforcement. Focus on minor infractions while big organized crime (Coal power plants and Oil Companies) are above the law.

  • Google: "Al Gore buys $9 million seaside home "

    Global Warming is a hoax, he, "manbearpig" , does not fear rising sea levels!"

  • @dasWombat01

    Rational people support clean environment, less pollution, less pesticides .BUT the FALSE IDEA that HUMAN ACTIVITY IS the problem is a lie. its NOT humans who exhale co2, but GREEDY INDUSTRIALISTS (LIKE AUDI) WHO POLLLUTE THE PLANET FOR PROFIT

    This is a eco-fascism plan concocted by economists employed by MEGA BANKS who measure growth by co2 emissions to sell the idea of fake human global warming and depopulation agenda.

    Notice: white people arrested only

  • is audi considered luxury car?

  • This is being sold as ok O_O

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  • Does anyone else feel like there are people missing the point? Perhaps it could be read more than one way. But to me it was clear that Audi is making fun of extreme environmentalism, not promoting it. CO2 smelling aardvarks? Arrested for throwing batteries in the bin? They're saying, look at these ridiculous people with their battery powered golf carts as the Audi, a real car with a real diesel engine speeds by.

  • This is both funny and very scary.

  • Some funny details, anybody realized that it makes a sound when the green Cop pushes the Mans head un the barcode reader? Maybe because He got a chip in his brain.

    Or you saw that they check your dumpster for "illegal" things, or how they watch you all day and night to engage if you do bad things.

    The best thing was when he tells the two real cops to get out of their car, is he standing over the law?

    Looked like a pretty extreme police state to me, by the Way climate change is a lie, inv

  • i dont live in US, but really, does green cops or green police really excist ?

  • @aryowailangitoyo97 yes I seen them couple in times in the UK.

  • I don't know whether to laugh or vomit!

  • @999manman Indeed...

  • Audi-fanatics! How long can a Audi diesel engine go?

    Example: An A6 3.0 TDI. How much does the engine stand? Thanks in advance!

  • @Shqiptarivertet well i don't know how u drive, but if the route u drive daily is pretty long the diesels from audi and vw last about 350.000 km... (u can use google if u need to change it into miles.. but i also know s.o with an audi a 3 diesel which already has 410.000 km.. DIESELS LAST FOREVER srsly.. i dont know how nowadays s.o can still buy a car with gasoline.. diesel needs only the half of the gas, And FEELS like it has 50 hp more than the same engine with gas. srsly DIESEL FTW

  • Oh man...

    Right in front of our faces.

    Not good.

  • Oh yes, it's so funny when corporate America turns it into a commercial! Social engineering at it's finest.

    Sad part is, this is becoming reality. Youtube the video "Federal raid on Gibson Guitars" for the most recent activity from Al Gore's corporate sponsored green force.

  • FLAG IT!!!

  • Sir, the water temperature is a 105 degrees your going downtown.

  • FUCK THE GREEN POLICE!

  • Other organizations nicknamed "green police": The police force under the Nazi regime.

    What unfortunate naming they have here...

  • They are telling us via the that ad what they are going to do in the future.

  • And this is what would happen if they increased the EPA's budget.

  • @masaru09 You don't make any sense,

  • @miksko1 maybe you dont know what green car means

  • @masaru09 Oh, don't start something you clearly don't know anything about. This isn't a question of what you feel should be the green car. As you can see in the bottom with the asterix, it says it's the green car of the year, by green car journal. And nowadays, a green car is a car that can do alof of mileage per gallon, and I'm sorry to say this, but the Prius only does 20 km per liter. A VW Polo Bluemotion does 31,1 km per liter.

  • @miksko1 man dont google some shit i doesnt depend on mileage /gal or how much it consumes ,its on the materials on the car to ,most used on the prius is friendly eco so stfu!

  • @masaru09 You sound more and more ignorant for every comment you make. Of course it depends on the mileage, and how much C02 it releases. The thing that makes the Prius different from ordinary cars, is the battery, it has nothing to do with the material, they are the same as in every other car, so you STFU.

  • @miksko1 okay okay we are just fighting for a car here dude this doesnt make sense okay so you win i lose but your still the asshole nah just joking okay you win

  • Clean diesel my ass!

    Hemp oil for the victory!

  • I literally couldn't believe this shit when I first saw it.

  • The Green police, they're coming to take Rick's guitars

  • Yeah, real funny. Trying to appease the idiot masses while they are slowly conditioned.

  • When this gets underway and rolling full force, awww man, there's going to be a lot of bloodshed. If this doesn't wake the sleeping giant of the American masses to rise up with arms locking,cocking, n' rocking, then nothing will. Our Founding Fathers put the 2nd amendment in the Constitution to prevent tyranny,and what this commercial shows is fictional NOW,but non-fictional in the near future.California tried to pass a bill in 2008 giving the state remote access to CA home thermostats,it failed

  • Seriously?

  • Big mistake Audi trying to appease the environmental whakos which are a very slim percent of the population. Trying to use the fear mongering global warming card to impose a global tax and a totalitarian state.

  • как всегда пиздоватие реклами у америкосов.

  • What a stupid video

  • this make s me want to find ut how a diesel audi can be green. Commercial worked - never would have considered looking at a Audi.

  • @georgeb00th2 this whole green movement is a joke. it will fade quicker than disco.

  • @gnome33 you do realize that now they are messing with gibson guitars...? something that is bringing so much money into our country.....

  • @gnome33 in 1920's Germans used to say it about NSDAP...

  • Dumb and Dumber...

  • If anyone buy an Audi after watching this video that person have a large problem with the believe system.

  • Haha . my mom has an 2010 Audi A3. But a 2.0T petrol engine with quattro.

  • Why is everyone taking this commercial so seriously? I thought it was great.

  • @TreesAndRandoms Since when was an Orwelian state commercial great ?

  • Everyone is right. Whoever came up with this commercial should be shot. This clip is the reality for some ppl and continues to grow

  • Scary video. This is why we need Ron Paul to be President, he's been against the police state from the beginning never swayed, even worse it's the Federal Government. He's been helping the nation already with at least 11 Bills that of course the rest of Congress needs to vote on and pass- tell your reps in your state to support his bills.

    TSA Bill - Traveler's Dignity Act (Stop the groping, X-rated x-rays)

    Raw Milk Bill - HR1830 (stop criminalizing farmers for organic, raw, and natural health)

  • Sick shit to program folks for a Police State. Not funny. Not cool. Creators should be killed.

  • @TransformedMan The creators should be killed? Sounds kinda police state to me.

  • Fuck Audi! Damn eco-nazism promoters. No, it's not funny, assholes. Perhaps it would be funny if it wasn't really happening... Rawesome has just been raided... FDA, CDC and others eliminating corporate competition.. DON'T BUY AUDI. Nazi sellouts.

  • @fafluk DUDE ITS IN THEIR BLOOD TO BE NAZIS SO WHY ARE YOU SUPRISED.....THey could give a shit about our country that fucked them up during the big war...

  • Damn Eco-Nazis

  • This sort of commercial is NOT funny people. So we are supposed to think it's OK to have somebody harassing you about the environment. First this money-grabbing nobel-prize winning Al Gore, now in car commercials? Grow up people the environment is either changed by mother nature (the sun!) or by the stupid global elite that abuse the planet. NOT US! This is unacceptable propaganda!

  • And how exactly did they build this Audi in the first place?

    Surely not in a big bad factory which uses 'power' and 'energy' (!) so that the misinformed Mr Smug and the Vegan Police (no, that's from Scott Pilgrim isn't it...) can feel that they've 'done something' for the environment when in fact they've haven't, just pulled the wool over their own eyes...and Audi made a big $ profit.

  • Fuck you, nazi green cops!

  • The Ozone is not depleating, the earth is not heating up because of man's activity

  • @MrBullfrog9876 And no one with an ounce of intelligence believes your parroted propaganda.

  • Disgusting on many levels. I'd love to turn that eco roadblock into a fireball

  • PERSONAL SOVEREIGNTY instead their diplomatic/state sovereignty = solution!

    & GIFT ECONOMY & mothers' LOVINGS ETHICS instead their punitive laws!

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  • @turgeo2004 OK! But only if you are the first one to die in a war that you want to start. You wouldn't want to be accused of being a chicken hawk, would you?

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  • @turgeo2004 You actually believe our relatives, friends and neighbors in the military would wage a war against the rest of us and not mutiny?

    In Wisc. this past winter during their protests against the Republican fascist state government, the governor thought the police would bust heads. But instead, the police joined ranks with the peaceful demonstrators, because they knew that if the Republicans weren't stopped, their union would be next on the chopping block.

    It will be the same in DC.

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  • @turgeo2004 I think you should seek psychiatric help for wanting to destroy D.C.

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  • @turgeo2004 You only want to create death, destruction and anarchy.

    Obviously, your strange habit of fudge packing has packed fudge into the empty space in your skull.

    Seek help. Take meds.

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  • Oh my god, this is just sick. I can't believe people actually think this is cute. :(

  • The sad part about this disgusting commercial is that THIS IS COMING. This is where it is all headed. The police state is in place and ICLEI, embedded illegally and unConstitutionally in most local governments, is passing more and more ordinances, statutes, "laws" that are entirely illegal but people will be severely prosecuted for not submitting to. And submission is their goal.

  • Liberals/Progressives/Marxists voted for MORE gov't to provide "social justice" and "fairness". "A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have," "The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases,"

    Liberals voted for MORE gov't, and they whine when THEY are the targets of that Bit Gov't!

    Boo Hooo

    Watch: "Statism's Assembly Line" here on YouTube!

    Be careful what you ask for!

  • @yakyakyak69 Well then I am sure you won't mind we cut the $1.2 trillion military and defense budget by 75% and raise taxes on the rich and their multinational corporations to "fair" levels.

    Hey, look at that! No more deficit problems!

  • @RawFoodKevin YES, YES, YES!

    Please close ALL US military bases occupying foreign nations, stop ALL foreign "wars", bring ALL or our soldiers home AND stop ALL "Foreign Aid" BRIBES... NOW!

    Raise taxes and chase away MORE capital and MORE employers?!?!?

    You're REALLY that stupid? Of course, you're a Marxist!

    Theft is WRONG even when corrupt crony politicians use some of that stolen money to BUY support from corporations, unions or other corrupt "special interest group" TAKERS.

  • @yakyakyak69 Raising taxes never sent away capital before.

    Between the criminal big banks, the multinational corporations, and the Gilded Fascist Elite, they have at least $6 trillion just sitting in the vaults that should have been paid in taxes!

    What is wrong is for the taxpayers to bail out corporations and no one else, for corporations to receive welfare and no one else, and for the corporations and the wealthy to pay less of a % of their income in taxes than the middle class.

  • @RawFoodKevin

    Employers move because of Taxes, Regulation & Labor Costs!

    We need to REPLACE personal income taxes with a national sales tax (rich people buy stuff) & a single corporate income tax rate without ANY loopholes.

    “A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned.” - Thomas Jefferson

  • @yakyakyak69 Consumption taxes are regressive since everyone but the wealthy spend all of their money to "buy stuff". A progressive income tax is the fairest tax. It worked in the 60s-70s when tax rates were high for the rich and it will work today.

    If you want a frugal government, then I am sure you won't mind if we start by cutting 3/4 of the $1.2 trillion military and defense budget, and corporate welfare.

    The wealthy now own America. They take everything from the mouths of everyone else!

  • @RawFoodKevin said:

    "A progressive income tax is the fairest tax." That is a LIE!

    A progressive income tax punishes success and forces employers & capital off shore!

    Cutting the defense budget! HELL YES! Close ALL foreign military bases. Stop ALL foreign intervention & /manipulation. Bring ALL US Troops HOME!. End ALL "foreign aid" BRIBES!

    The "wealthy" invest in companies which produce JOBS!

    The wealthy PROVIDE the jobs which FEED EVERYONE ELSE!

    Gov't makes dependants!

  • @yakyakyak69 The upper 1% own 40% of all wealth. Anything other than a progressive tax is unfair

    How can you be totally oblivious to what our regressive tax system has done to create our massive budget deficit and impoverish the middle class over the past 30 years?

    The wealthy, their multinational corporations and the big banks now have about$6 trillion sitting in the bank. Yet none of them are investing! So they are not producing jobs, at least not in the US. In fact, they destroy jobs!

  • Also, employers move because of Free Trade Treaties and tax incentives to do so. Replace that with FAIR Trade Treaties and tax penalties, and no multinational corporation will move their business overseas.

  • @RawFoodKevin

    NO corporations should EVER receive taxpayer "investment" in the form of direct grants or tax breaks no matter HOW "green" the are!

    THAT is called Crony-Corporatism aka Public-Private Partnerships aka FASCISM which is a form of corporate-socialist Redistribution!

  • @yakyakyak69 Then you won't mind if we end the hundreds of billions of corporate welfare and the hundreds of millions of tax breaks going to fossil fuel industries. And lets not forget about ending the multi-trillion dollar oil wars in the Middle East we can end tomorrow.

    Investing in green technology that lowers energy costs, eliminates pollution, reduces the balance of trade and ends the oil wars is a smart thing to do! Especially since it also creates jobs and yields more tax $ than expended

  • @RawFoodKevin

    End ALL forms of Redistribution (individual or corporate) which is the EVIL child of Hubris & Envy is Pandora's Box, when opened it makes SLAVES of the taxed, DEPENDANTS of the recipients, TYRANTS of the powerful and CRONIES of the politicians all in the name of "helping" some by enslaving others.

    Redistribution = tax breaks, direct subsidies, regulation and special trade agreements.

    ALL must play by the EXACT SAME RULES!

    STOP punishing success & rewarding failure!

  • @yakyakyak69 Your comment is totally deluded to what is really going on in this country. In the past 10 years, we experienced the greatest transfer of wealth from the middle class up to the wealthy.

    What we need to do is to stop punishing the poor and middle class for the benefit of the Gilded Fascist Elite.

    "Play by the EXACT SAME RULES"? Why aren't bank criminals behind bars? Why do the wealthy and their multinational corps pay a smaller % of their income in taxes than the middle class?

  • " LA County District Attorney will not be prosecuting James Stewart and the other "conspirators" who were arrested yesterday for selling raw milk. Instead, a special "environmental crimes" prosecutor will reportedly be prosecuting the case, which now consists of 13 criminal charges, some of which are felony crimes." (Raid on Rawesome in California that just happened)

  • The new Bolsheviks !!!

    The old school Bolsheviks managed to kill 200 million people ( if one

    counts the Chinese regime's exploits in that ... ) and ruin countless lives ...

    P.S. And all that brought to you by the type of people who organized and benefited from all the polluting for the last 100 years !!!

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  • @coeja73 It is coming. Pretty much everything is in place for this type of nazi tactics to take place. Just think about what has happened to the police: police state......

  • this is not a joke - very worrying to give eco police authority to prosecute citizens!! Just happened in California to a raw milk seller.

  • Not so funny anymore. . . eh AUDI?

  • this isn't a joke, america is truly heading to this police state, if not already there. open your eyes people; this is about money and power and taking away the rights of citizens by forcing on us what they deem as healthy and not healthy. they take away the power of choice. power to the people, lets bring it back.

  • All that crap for a freaking AUDI commercial.. of course we know that the real purpose was to promote and brainwash people into thinking that this is ok. Meanwhile, WHO are the ones who MAKE and Manufacture all those "polluting batteries, cars, foam cups, plastic bags" and the like? NOT US.. but those same people who own the foundries that produce this polluting garbage in the FIRST place..morons!

  • NAZI police state, comming to a town near you...

  • @FluffyWesties Fuckin ay, this is totally the elite laughing at us.

  • @FluffyWesties Wanting a planet that can actually sustain live, yeah, definition of Nazi.

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  • Total control of you, thats what they want. They want you to feel bad about "CO2" emissions, the same thing that plants use to make photosynthesis and produce oxygen so that you wont say anything when they bring the CARBON TAX. They want you to drive a prius, recycle, pay more tax, eat shit,etc. The same people that are pushing these taxes are having parties with prostitutes in expensive boats, flying in private jets, havin more than the "eco friendly" amount of children, etc.THEY CAN, YOU CANT.

  • Makes me sick

  • but the Audi's made out of plastics as well... :/

  • Sad but soon to become true. We have to fight this all around the globe.

  • What a bunch of bullshit...

  • Best Super Bowl Commerical ever. I once dumped recyclable objects in my county park's dumpster since I just missed the bi-weekly collection and my town doesn't have its own dumpster as a backup plan. Two people came over and cursed at me and then wrote down my car's license number, saying they would report me to NJ authorities.

  • @JerseyGator4966 In some parts of Sydney, they've taken to monitoring what we throw out... it truly is obscene.

    This is a good ad against environmental hysteria, but I don't think it's that good an ad for Audi... frankly, it turns me off the whole cause.

  • Funny thing is they are pushing for this kind of policing.

  • Will-I-Am Shakespear stated for the record "The World is a Stage," and he was right too... Of coarse he was initiated into the mystery schools like all the famous people down through history, Plato wrote about how only the "elites" were allowed into the mystery schools back in his day too, and how spilling the mysteries was punishable by death, and the lesser mysteries being taught in Greece, the greater mysteries being taught in India..

  • An Age is 2160 yrs, also called a Platonic year (after Plato), we are at the end of the age of pisces (christianity) and entering into the Age of Aquarius (New Age, theosophy)... Just as the loyal traditionalist pagans were slaughtered when Christianity took rise, so will be the traditionalist Christians when the theosophist take rise, not because your religion is a threat (they taught it to you), but because it will be out-dated. (continued)

  • The Greening police is one more step towards this, another brick in the wall, to promote the New Age religion. Religions are all in fact, the same religion at the top, regardless if it's Christianity, Islam, Budhism, Judaism, Hindu, Paganism, w/e. Even science and academia is a religion now.... But it's the same hidden religion in all the major world religions, hidden in allegories and symbolism... What u r looking at is a business plan, (continued)

  • this whole system is about control, everything in it, dating back to ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia, basically, ever since people left the natural hunting and gathering lifestyle we entered an un-natural, frabricated environment which was set up by priesthoods and secret societies to domesticate us like animals, by bearing us into this un-natural environment from birth on, people would be made to adopt to a false (and controlled) paradigm... (continued)

  • Another reason I'll never buy an Audi

  • @dedicateddad the reason you don't buy audi is because you don't have money 4 one

  • Not half as bad as that Greenpeace advert

  • NOT FUNNY BECAUSE THEY REALLY WANT TO DO THAT TO US

  • @NewWorldOklahoma In many ways they already do..

  • Mmmm. Subliminal messages.

  • Holly Crap!

    I thought this was a comdey commercial, but THEY ARE about to be REAL! www_._guardian_._co_._uk /environment/2011/jul/20/un-cl­imate-change-peacekeeping

  • press 1 over and over cruel and unusual punishment

    2 over and over  guy shaking his ass on the right

    3 over and over a guy bouncing orange peel

    4 over and over guy shaking head

    5 over and over endless water

    6 over and over some kind of porn?

  • I can't help but feel it is #$%^&*_

  • This is so fucking ridiculous. Capitalism using the lost human natural setting on this planet to profit and make people feel like thei're doing something right. If you wanna do something right for the enviromment just don't buy anything. Nature needs help cause humans are part of nature

  • The ultimate masturbatory fantasy of the eco-fascists. It's a power trip for those involved. The first manifestation of power, the ability to exert control over resources, has been achieved. The second manifestation is the ability/authority to unleash direct violence. The type of cowardly violence we see in this advert.

  • This is the funniest clip EVER about the green/environment/sustainabili­ty movement! It's the ultimate piss-take of what we who work in it worry all the time that we will be seen as, and what people think it's all about << its not; despite some of the characters you may have encountered, green fascism/control can never be a part of the cultural shift we need so that we don't undermine our very existence; but some kind of nasty situation WILL be part of any resource crunch/peak oil if we don't act

  • its called Green Fascism for a reason

  • I'm sorry, but if the world was completely green, we wouldn't be on the internet right now... I'm not saying green is bad, it's just that people are completely upsessed.

  • lol

    

  • If america ever terns anything at all like this i will leave.

    

  • I notice the *Green Police* were not armed.

    I am.

    Your call, Green Police....

  • @gwynyvyr get big you rebel

  • This is the future. Im not even joking. I feel sorry for the kiddos:(

  • @OntarioPrepper No, it was constructed in a normal factory, but the car itself is producing less co2

  • I'm a greenie and I don't want to control anybody. I just don't want my precious little boy in the cancer ward from breathing shitty air like so many other innocent little kids. Its not like they smoke 3 packs a day.

  • Global warming is a hoax and was developed to police us and fine us.

  • look, the newest division of the Vermont State Police!

  • 0:14 if that was real, id throw batteries in EVERYONE's trash bins

  • I can't stop looking at 0:04 face.

    Why is he making such a retarded face?

  • This Shows exactly why I hate environmentalist. It is all about control

  • This spot should win an award. Creative, well shot and acted. Two thumbs up!!!