I sent my roommate to get tampons, gave him a note with explicit instructions and even showed him the (empty) box...he still came back with the wrong ones.
This guy made me think of the masked magician who exposes magicians' secrets...that guy does it to push modern-day magicians to stop doing the same old shit & take magic to the next level. I liked how this comedian did the same thing...he just made fun of stupid old jokes so that comedians would start coming up with better material. This was a great bit...cheers!
Never ignore the light. Ps. Kat Williams sucks. Ive never heard one well written joke from him, just mother f this and that in-between endless rants about pussy. Played out. This guy was funny. Great take on tampon bit.
LOL! wings and strings and all sorts of things!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Hey my mom said that my dad would always snap a pic of the box with his phone before he left!
MrCpHelper, you should be ashamed of yourself. Poor way to get attention. Isn't there a confidentiality law concerning students? I'm sure Chad would be very dissapointed that you blabbed the whereabouts of his child to everyone on the internet. For a teacher, not to bright.
this WHOLE clip was hilarious...and honestly when I sent my homeboy to buy me some, he did in fact have a phone pic of what the package looked like to make comparisons..lol
Awesome. This guy i coming to my school tonight, and I just assumed that we wouldn't get good quality comedians to our little city...but I'm glad I looked him up first. This guy's awesome
When he says "The lights already been on, Sir. I'm not leaving." Is he talking about the checkout line lights? lol Cuz at late hours at Wal Mart they see you coming with a full cart and turn off their lghts really quick to look like they're "closed" =P
I don't like Kat Williams but I love this guy. Saw him on Comady Central had to see more. He is so funny. Kevin Hart is a smart comic too.
agsweet708 3 weeks ago
Lol... It's so true
Sgriffin0027 1 month ago
surprise me, ha ha ha
jadlnc 1 month ago
hahahahaha I love him .....thank you for saying it like it is !
EmilyAnneDavis14 1 month ago
LOL "surprise me"
TDOTEMPIRE 1 month ago
lol
celticonduct7 1 month ago
This guy is awesome!!!
peaceandlove181 1 month ago
"surprise me!" rofl,, this guy is hilarious
millerwatson 2 months ago 3
I sent my roommate to get tampons, gave him a note with explicit instructions and even showed him the (empty) box...he still came back with the wrong ones.
Memoria777 3 months ago 8
Not funny.
lottieprincess 3 months ago
He's my new favorite!! Totally true! My other half would be a total hero if he'd do that for me.
TheKtreece92 6 months ago 2
@feathernote he did a comedy central presents before and it was hilarious
34LOLWTF 8 months ago
Now when I see a man with tampons in my local walgreens...I will personally tell him he is a hero indeed.
doggehbark 10 months ago 9
This guy made me think of the masked magician who exposes magicians' secrets...that guy does it to push modern-day magicians to stop doing the same old shit & take magic to the next level. I liked how this comedian did the same thing...he just made fun of stupid old jokes so that comedians would start coming up with better material. This was a great bit...cheers!
andyrooney12 10 months ago 9
I'm gonna get the full one.
loved it.
sjaatime 11 months ago 2
Never ignore the light. Ps. Kat Williams sucks. Ive never heard one well written joke from him, just mother f this and that in-between endless rants about pussy. Played out. This guy was funny. Great take on tampon bit.
CeelosEsco 1 year ago
have you guys ever watched ket williams, this sucked, wasnt even a bit funny.
amujakic09 1 year ago
@amujakic09 its kat williams. and hes a terrible comic. ceelos is right. its just fuck this, fuck that. long rants about weed and pussy.
bill burr, roy wood jr, louis ck, daniel tosh. check out some stand up routines from these guys.
ShookOnesTO 1 year ago
lol, "surprise me," will NEVER come after any of my tampon requests. never.
amariecunn 1 year ago 5
just not the wooden ones again hahaha oh god
losermilkshake10 1 year ago 7
"wings and strings and all sortsa things" lmao
333jojob 1 year ago 3
this guy is a freaking hero
SmileForYou22 1 year ago 3
LOL! wings and strings and all sorts of things!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Hey my mom said that my dad would always snap a pic of the box with his phone before he left!
123abcdoreme1000 1 year ago 2
"just not the wooden ones again" lol
wirklichdoof 1 year ago 7
fucking epic!
kellyraye815 1 year ago 2
Oh my god. This guy is my new favorite comedian ever.
Fallenstar4lyfe 1 year ago 2
That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!
bdiggity3 1 year ago
hahahahahaha :50 to the end is hilarious "suprise me" lol
Susan128p 1 year ago 6
We share the same first name!
ESMarksman 1 year ago
Lol, That laugh at 0:12 was HALARIOUS. Had me falling out of my chair!
NinaNeko4 1 year ago 5
He does have a really good point ;)
laharvey125 1 year ago 8
"If I had to put something in my penis, there would be sketches... map quest directions..." Lmao.
MissMuderr 1 year ago 13
its his delivery that made him funnier. Obviously his jokes were funny, but the delivery made all of them
davyeking 1 year ago 7
fuckin Bill Engvall...
thesir27 1 year ago
explicit instructions & leave the empty one on the shelf ......haha he is so right lmao
shadowcaster56 1 year ago 8
aaaaah shit that's -hilarious-
noedenseve 1 year ago
he is my favorite out of all the other ppl, i hate the girls who try to pull off guy jokes. GO DANIELS!!!!!!!!
stillmankid 2 years ago 6
Haha that was funny
SassyAngel411 2 years ago 4
You sure told him FastJimmy lol
Fitzy1120 2 years ago
LMAO!!
rachers03 2 years ago
MrCpHelper, you should be ashamed of yourself. Poor way to get attention. Isn't there a confidentiality law concerning students? I'm sure Chad would be very dissapointed that you blabbed the whereabouts of his child to everyone on the internet. For a teacher, not to bright.
FastJimmyC 2 years ago 10
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I live in fergus falls mn and his kid is in my class no lie lol. Isaac Daniels!
MrCpHelper 2 years ago
yea . he is my neighbors son karren :)
guitar22618 2 years ago
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this isnt funny in the UK
Seagerash 2 years ago
I like how you speak for the whole UK.
isdp2 2 years ago 54
LOL thats great, but I'm sure someone finds this funny in the UK. =P
puertorrriquena 2 years ago 2
this WHOLE clip was hilarious...and honestly when I sent my homeboy to buy me some, he did in fact have a phone pic of what the package looked like to make comparisons..lol
mslowe88 2 years ago 6
lol hillarious
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tekneek03 2 years ago
haha, why can't every guy be like this?
007frenchbraid 2 years ago 10
LMAO "the lights have already been on sir im not leaving"...dats shit was ill...lol for da whole thing
Voiceiam 2 years ago 4
i cant stop craking up!!
nana5796 2 years ago
now THATS a guy i would marry lol
locababy007 2 years ago 10
AHAHA so freakin tru.
slalomskier3 2 years ago
AWESOME!!!
xxxsnazzixxx 2 years ago
he is really funny!
lovingrock 2 years ago
seen him live. even funnier in person
Grim58666 2 years ago
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angelface190081 2 years ago
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he is not bad, but im not laughing =[
kramer3d 2 years ago
i've watched this a zillioin times, it's still hillarious. 'just not the wooden ones' haha
blablabacksheep 2 years ago 3
"Fuck you... in your face!"
YES. This was great.
error0fcasualty 2 years ago 5
the best is mapquest directions
pablodmdp 2 years ago 4
who was the comic who did that joke...cuz i remember it. was it dane cook
Triple3Deuce2 2 years ago
I'm doubting it, cause who was the comic who has stolen MANY jokes besides Carlos Mencia...cuz i remember it. was it dane cook?
Travesty7007 2 years ago 2
ya dane cook steals like 90% of his jokes
corvert13 2 years ago 3
Awesome. This guy i coming to my school tonight, and I just assumed that we wouldn't get good quality comedians to our little city...but I'm glad I looked him up first. This guy's awesome
needleinthehay331 2 years ago
ha funny
zosoph33r 2 years ago
suprise me
HikagexDanssa 3 years ago
ha...did he say wooden ones? WOODEN? ohhhhh my god that makes me feel sick just thinking about it...
it was funny anyhow...
briannafucker666 3 years ago
i believe he meant to say the cardboard ones
jmarikobes 2 years ago
that would make more sense...hmmm...
briannafucker666 2 years ago
i know i was commenting on someone saying something about dane cook and how awesome he is.
OptimusAlex 3 years ago 2
haha he's got a point. Everyone does know that they aren't for the guy
HaxxorsProduction 3 years ago 4
That was hilarious!! :D I'm a girl and I'm practically in tears. :D
"To every woman in that store you're a hero."
4ndr4kn0wz 3 years ago 147
Really well-written material. Totally different perspective. Keep up the good work, man.
MikeRec21 3 years ago 4
I love you Chad you are so fucking funny!!!!
gdupbeandip 3 years ago
LOL
amrabh 3 years ago
F*ck you...in your face.
I LOVE that line!!!
AxAgent666 3 years ago 6
he he
KGAinc 3 years ago
"Just not the wooden ones". Yes, those Ever-so-popular Wooden tampons. Owwie!! That wouldn't even work!! That be like.... Serious clogged, huh? DX
MewBerrry 3 years ago 2
surprise me lol:)
terminite 3 years ago 3
i love how he says 'fuck you in your face' i could watch that a million times
helga01 3 years ago 8
wooden ones?
wallytherhino2 3 years ago 2
When he says "The lights already been on, Sir. I'm not leaving." Is he talking about the checkout line lights? lol Cuz at late hours at Wal Mart they see you coming with a full cart and turn off their lghts really quick to look like they're "closed" =P
Ermidk 3 years ago
No, I think it has to do with the light they flash at comedians to tell them to get off stage.
ConsensualCurbStomp 3 years ago
Well, I didn't know that. But it's funny how it actually fits with this topic.
Ermidk 3 years ago
I still laugh whenever I hear this guy xD
GlamStarWee 3 years ago
"Just not the wooden ones"
Foupie 3 years ago 9
lol I think you have to be a girl to really understand how bad a wooden tampon would be... DX lol
mcrfoblover22 3 years ago 8
OMG I love him. Want him to marry me... And go buy me some tampons.
GlamStarWee 3 years ago 6
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I KNOW THESE ARE STUPID BUT I LOVE MY MUM AND I DONT WANT HER DYING
copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours......
flyingkid99 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAH
albin0rhino 3 years ago
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Is it just me or does he remind you of Dane Cook a bit. Just the way he delivers jokes and the way he says stuff.
weissgyz 3 years ago
a bit, he uses the same type of comedy as dane ( observational comedy)
1rednotebOok 3 years ago
Yeah I understand the whole observation thing but even the way he tells his stories reminds me of him. This guy is pretty good.
weissgyz 3 years ago 4
Dane Cook Is a worthless
OptimusAlex 3 years ago
i like the way he laughed after he said i had to go buy my wife tampons it was som embrassing
Joystar234 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tooo freaking funny XD caannn't bbrreeeaaattthhh
iL0VEjohnnyramone 3 years ago
ROFL.
xoxvictoriaaxox 3 years ago 2
genius!
artem1002 3 years ago 2
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i love eating tampons
AmericanKid14 3 years ago
"Just not the wooden ones again..."
ROTFL!!!
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ibill 3 years ago 4
loved the end comment
jordannaA 3 years ago
JUST NOT THE WOODEN ONES AGAIN
yankeesrock2118 3 years ago
ROFL fucking funny
Mako468 3 years ago 4
Awesome! Totally cracked me up.
Hirokensai 3 years ago 2
LOL
xray4 3 years ago 2
hallo
rajeevrajan123 3 years ago
That was GREAT!
LayneR40 3 years ago 2
hahhaha...
xoemilyrose 3 years ago
Yeah tampons can be rough :)
You could try your stuff on that yobi contest.
tuberificvideo 3 years ago
George Carlin was funny!
This guy... well, more like a slap stick comic.
RenalJim 3 years ago
Just not the wooden ones again! Funny.
blueorangelettuce 3 years ago
Man I laughed so hard. Excellent.
punchedtoast 3 years ago 2
that was alright
kn0wy0urenemy 3 years ago 2
"just not the wooden ones again" HAHAHA hilarious!!!
bluejollyrancher 3 years ago
that was 2 funny and so true.
bluejollyrancher 3 years ago
super funny. I'm glad someone called out the stupid men who think buying tampon's is embarrassing.
dalvarad87 3 years ago 6
stfu stupid spammer
elwind1729 3 years ago
A comedian that uses a womans pounani to scab a laf...brilliant.
adavies08 3 years ago
Bloody h8rs with low intelligence & filthy mouths...FERK YOU NIGA!!!
adavies08 3 years ago
Yes, giving of the box. Usually I cut it down to a label, but yeah, on the dot with that one.
eeried2 3 years ago
Definitely very Dane Cook-like. funny.
ChrisCDK 3 years ago
When he said the lights already on sir I'm not leaving, was he talking about the red boot you off the stage light or what?
weissgyz 3 years ago
....I actually laughed, so I decided to post :)
I have nothing to say, cept I actually laughed. WOO!
NiteRider107 3 years ago
Reminds me of Dane Cook.
weissgyz 3 years ago
Truer words were never spoken.
TphaRoock 3 years ago 3
This is the funniest one I've seen in a while. Five stars.
rajkumari529 3 years ago 4
perfection
studio30pole 3 years ago
Probably the best one they have right now.
Garrison628 3 years ago
About time something from Rooftop Comedy made me laugh.
Bloodkist 3 years ago 2
HAHA! "Surprise me." He's funny.
heyDORKitsKAT 3 years ago 2
best one in awhile
genuineresilience 3 years ago 2
Rooftop Comedy hits some and misses many. This one is a definite hit. Good Job!
babydock214 3 years ago 3
HA! That was great! I was about to give up on this channel, but he is HILARIOUS!!
Mandolindsay 3 years ago 2
you get the laughing dog award!
FUNNY to beat the band!
(what? it's 'funny' to BEAT the BAND?)
berryconnell 3 years ago
good one
GarethC23 3 years ago
haha I love it.
KumandGo 3 years ago
haha i love this one, so funny!
kenotic0508 3 years ago
Brilliant!
msandore 3 years ago
That was so hilarious!
Boomerangisi 3 years ago
That was genius!
liltsage 3 years ago
"just not the wooden ones again" LMFAO!
ros4211 3 years ago 6
lol at the end
drainoftheage369 3 years ago
Not going to lie one of the funniest Ive seen
CTPa10 3 years ago
Nice!
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