Brian Regan-Spanish Phrases

[meganinfante]

I cannot explain who Brian is to people. I must show him. Because his acts.. They are half of my laugh's definition..

[sexyranmachick]

there r many books in the library

the tractor is red

i have a canary... and it is pretty

[phillipscuz]

in my Spanish class last year there was this kid i HATED and we were always yelling at each other and my teacher yelled at us "if ur going to insult each other at least do it in Spanish!" so the next day i come in to class with a list of about 50 insults in spanish and yelled at the kid " TU ES UN CACA DE CARA Y TU ES UN MONSTRUO! conseguir una vida, idiota" and the teacher just laughed and gave me a sticker that said A+

[heykelseyletsparty]

@phillipscuz i doubt your teacher knows how to speak either because that hardly makes sense. your grammar is horrible.



[phillipscuz]

@heykelseyletsparty she was born nd raised in spain smart ass

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

WOOHOO! He's talking about Miami!!!

AND he's being accurate! You turn on CSI Miami it's just a bunch of white people speaking english! I'm like, "dude, what Miami are they talking about?"

[HappyLightning1]

i swear...the day i get a car im tying a balloon to it. yes.

[BTLemming]

Ten people didn't see the balloons.

[scottkeene88]

I could have sworn I saw that franchise joke on family guy.....

[gtrdude777]

@scottkeene88 it was... guess where they got it

[Dg42983]

Let me show you why I am in charge. WOW ARE THOSE BALLOONS!

[sparklez635]

The laughing is louder than him u cant hear!

[ScarletProductionsX3]

BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3

[traviogovols]

You are the best Brian!

[jeminni19]

WOAH!!!! ARE THOSE BALLOONS!! marketing genius right there! that IS why he is in charge! haha

[Masterpieceman16]

once upon a time I got to meet this guy.

[datdudedave08]

9 ppl were tossed by city helicopters for horrible driving

[TooL1993]

' Well i guess thats it for my day-WHHHAAAOOO!! Are those Ballooons!?'

[xXdroneXx]

@jackanthem90

and I bet you think dane cook is funny as well which deletes you from this conversation

[megaexplosions]

1:08 si

1:19 tambien, gracias!

[xXdroneXx]

Really... the best clean comedian out there? I'm so tired of hearing that, give the man some props he is one of the best comedians in the world..

[VoodooPolitico]

Has anybody ever noticed, that throughout his act, on all these clips of him, that HE looks like that HE is fighting the urge to bust out laughing himself?

[jmpms]

Thanks to Brian Regan, my son purposely translated those three spanish phrases for his 8th grade spanish class - lol.

[matrixphijr]

My two favorites: "Well, that's it for my day... WHOA! ARE THOSE BALLOONS?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TIED TO, BUT I'M BUYIN' ONE!" and "So I go back like half an hour later..."

"We're gonna move these bad boys" as he's blowing up the balloon is a close third.

[Birdgap]

I have a canary..and it is pretty

[missphotofreek]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW look at all those balloons, I don't know what they are tied to but I'm buying one!!!!!

[philbongard]

The penalty should be you forfeit your life. BAHAHAHAHA

[matrixphijr]

@philbongard He said 'license'. The very next bit was the cop coming up to the window and taking the guy's license.

[laurenkiki]

7 ppl had thier cars thrown into the grass and got called pedestrians

[CaramelPumpkin17]

7 people have never taken spanish.

[EvnM357]

der arrr amany books in da libary

[musicluvr871]

well thats it for my day- WOOOOOAH! DO YOU SEE ALL THOSE BALLOOOONS?!?!

[BlakeandSchmitty]

y pesi colaaa??? ..... hahahahahahahah

[Saruki02389]

OHMYGOSH! THE HELICOPTER MAGNET!!!!!!! I actually had that idea for a project I did for school!!!!!!!! No, seriously, I thought about that, and did it for a project when I was really young, used in traffic!!!! XDDDDD

[okmorgang]

Best clean comedian EVER!!! 

[Quincy0047]

"Well, that's it for my day. I am- WOAH!!! ARE THOSE BALLOONS!?! I dunno what they're tied to, but I'm buying one!"

[lowlyloop]

WHOA!! ARE THOSE BALLOONS??

lol, he's brilliant

[SakuraBlossom8]

lol love this guy but all I could hear was laughing couldn't hear the jokes =/

[Shadowmonky44]

I will buy anything with a baloon tied to it!!

[Zertiof]

hes floating!

[incognitoboy]

the two most useful spanish phrases are:

"dos tequilas, por favor!"

and

"donde esta el bano?"

[froob182]

@incognitoboy si I agree

[JayScriaWarrior]

ones* we've been learning; Uso su cabeza? No duh i use my head! You can't explain this to my spanish teacher though, its apparently important. anyway this guy is really funny though i wish the audience wasn't so interuptive

[JayScriaWarrior]

I think the same thing, what phrases do you learn in spanish that you'll ever actually use? Really, some recent o

[DapperDestruction]

Maybe you just have a crappy teacher. My teacher made me fluent.

[Benjaminb46]

Or maybe its a stand up comedy show?

[randomlyfreakish]

what about hola =)

[danzigjr]

I love the "strut" that he does in between jokes.

[DancingSpiderman]

@danzigjr Yeah, Brian Regan's strut between jokes reminds me of that proud-of-myself grin President Dubya Bush used to do after pronouncing a multisyllabic word correctly

[iceejade]

That's so right! Everything I learned in spanish wasn't something you'd normally said.

[darksideofthebrick13]

hey can i get a hamburger? chhh would you like a franchise with that? chhh In pensacola? yes i would! LOL!

[steeleoful]

does anyone else notice a lot of his jokes spin off of mitch hedbergs jokes?

[himay333]

not really... you have any examples?

[nunu9189]

yeah me neither...plz give examples cause this is my favorite comedian...and mitch is nothing alike to me

[troglodyto]

he does not copy mitch hedberg, and mitch did not ever copy him :)

[joemac92]

@steeleoful *facepalm*

[joshsk8erx1]

well thats it for my day im WOAHHHH!!!!!! ARE THOSE BALLOONS??!!!! lol

[tmxd81]

Yeah, most schools don't even have a Spanish class...

[Spidey23girl]

Me: Yo Tengo ojos azules.

Spanish Guy: Yeah, I can see that, retard.

I frickin hate Spanish class.

[PoetryHound]

great stuff

[SkiTtl3z004]

i ♥ brian...hes soooo funny!!!

would u want franchise wit dat???.....XD...

lmao

i watch all of his clips...but my favorite one is the one with the spelling bee.......☺

[jesusman121]

In PENSAcola?

lol

[americanXidiot]

WHOOOAH! is thoes balloons?!?!?!!

[minsylvia]

ha ha ha!

[Kaskut]

No, He says "Big industrial helicopter". He didn't swear.

[RSCrystal]

"You want franchise with that?"

[darklucario137]

@RSCrystal "Y pessicola?"

[BboyZboy101]

@RSCrystal yes i would :)

[SoulandAnti]

i absolutley luv brian regan he is halarious i watch all if his clips and i loved this one i hope theres more :P

[theMAG101]

I think he swore at 3:01. Looks like he says "big fuckin' helicopter," but the sound cuts out for a sec after "big." If I'm right, that's the first time I've ever seen him swear, and I've watched a lot of his clips

[caseyleekan]

"industrial" at 3:01

[d34thn0te]

He actually says "damn" when talking about manslaughter; I think it's the only time I've ever heard him swear, ever!

[DannyWrigley]

I heard him say ass once, I forget where though

[SerenaTaliEllis]

"How would you describe your pain?"

"Ouch. What are we playing that Pyramid game? Excruciating. Horrific. Would rather have shards of glass in my ass."

[ekko230]

eye, not ass

[Wolfhoundin]

@SerenaTaliEllis Eyes not Ass

[SerenaTaliEllis]

He says hell a couple times, but I'm not sure if that is considered a swear word anymore...

[matrixphijr]

@theMAG101 I'm pretty sure he just paused.

"Big... industrial helicopter."

[Gvanillavodka]

hes hilarious i love him. hes now my fav then dane cook. lol "if your car IS thaaaaat bad, that it just broke down right there" hahaha vroom pa pa pa pa errrrrrrr.

[Ace5858]

This guy deserves an HBO special. He's by far the best clean comedian out there. His style is brilliant. "You want frencheis with that? And pesssicola?" hahahahhaaha

[zachery1123]

@Ace5858 its "in pessicola"

[edsgotskills87]

@zachery1123 No it's "in Pensacola." As in Pensacola, Florida

[edsgotskills87]

@Ace5858 What's a frencheis? He's saying "Franchise" and "Pensacola"

[kayem24meyak]

@edsgotskills87 noooooo!! he means french fries and pepsi cola.

[edsgotskills87]

@kayem24meyak

I'm aware of that. You must not understand the joke entirely. He's saying that he accidentally bought a franchise in Pensacola when he misunderstood what the drive-thru person said.

[joemac92]

@edsgotskills87 phonetics

[yisoonshin12]

@Ace5858 you know, he was saying "Would you like franchise with that?" "In Pensicola?" but i get that the person was trying to trick him.

[matrixphijr]

@Ace5858 ↑ These people just don't get it.

[redrumchinawhite]

I wish the stuff he did on tours and stuff was recorded on TV....you know, other than the same old stuff everyone's already seen. Seems like he does other great stuff NOT on tv, and I wonder why.

[seinjunkie]

By the time Brian finally came to my town, I'd been watching his videos and listening to his albums and radio show appearances for several years. I thought I was going to hear more of the same, just in person. But, hearing 85% brand new material during the live show just shocked me and gave me incredible value. I imagine that's why you don't see it appearing until the material is near retirement from stage use.