Play him (Jordan) Off, keyboard cat

[Inkki89]

That isn't a cute baby. His parents are idiots for letting theyr child get on that shape. SHAME ON THEM!!!!!

[TheSelfishAltruist]

Shame on his parents... its very simple. if you eat more energy then u need, your et fat... ITS SO FUCKING SIMPLE I DONT SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS

[bastarddarsh]

Tank Abbott as a kid.

[MrThisDarkness]

Bad parenting ftw, fucked up the whole childs body and mind

[thealexnothere]

@MrThisDarkness but mostly his body... lol

[MrTacticalinuit]

ITS NOT FUCKING CUTE HE IS BEING FED WHEN THE ONLY THING THEY NEED TO DO IS STOP FEEDING HIM SO GOD DAMN MUCH

[nikerocks101]

A B C D!!!!!

[Sgtghost1964]

im 11 and im like normal like little chub but very little but im 90 lbs or sumthin i dont know

[007macak]

someone is living large

[poopdollar1000]

Wow he weighs more than me and I'm 14. Im not kidding about this either

[DIVINEMOTHMAN]

HE IS NOT FAT,JUST BIG BONED

[NexusSetlment]

hes not fat

hes overly sexy

get it rite

[jbrabec22]

Somebody please punch the living hell out of those parents!

[PeeboTyson]

Peter Griffin as a child.

[MissCuteMurderr]

They could have put a shirt on their kid. BAD PARENTS!

[benbored]

at 0:28 fat boy has no skin on his thigh bone

[sTalnaker13]

Keyboard Cat does not like fat kids with their shirts off

[savagebaseball2009]

his mother may be the strongest woman ever.

[jonmonahan137]

well i must agree it a show to be called taking advantage of vunerable child i have a son like that

[TheAuzzie17]

There are two options hide the cookie jar or get him a liposuction

[stxtigers08]

2:00

Maury- "Let me ask you something, what's your favorite food? What do you like to eat the most?"

Fatty- "pogetgoes!" (Fatty translation) "Yes!"

[WoWN0oB]

i wish i was the bodyguard i would just punched that bitch so hard in the face

[BoBtheparrot7]

YES EVERYONE LET US APPLAUD THIS BOY AND HIS MOTHER FOR THEIR GLUTTONY

[Comrade4561]

Behold , the average American citizen .

[Oakclifftexas23]

Lol before he said ABCD someone said McDonalds. xD

[TheAxis456]

who the fuck goes to watch the Maury show?

[ValeV008]

Same here.

[Crimcinder]

Same here

[doggy3322]

that kid weighs more than me!

[LTS1287]

Maury has no soul and that kid has shit parents for letting him get that fat.

[wildhias]

how can Maury live with himself ? - does the the money replace all dignity and kindness?

[ichhaudich123]

the cat is funny!

[yaypanda]

Do the truffle shuffle!

[dinho0747]

AWWW that is so adorable!!!

...i want a retarded baby as a pet

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

135 years ago, there were the Victorian freakshows and circuses. Now we have the Maury Povich show. Society hasn't declined--it's the same, but now we showcase these oddities and try to pass it off as 'caring' and 'heartwarming'.

[intergalactic12]

disgusting

[MrHypo94]

Isnt that 0:16 "HAI EVRYBODY" from the simpsons? xD

[p456ome]

biggest parenting fail ever no pun intended

[IDGeneratorS]

whoever uploaded this deserves to die in a car crash now fuck off you cunts

[euseermide]

COME AT ME BRO

[D3RK3]

Why don't they put it in a shirt?

[lchivy]

fuck, i'm gonna do this with my kid. Get him fat, put him on maury, make money, then appear on maury again a couple years later when he loses the weight, then make him an icon of hope for obese kids everywhere.

[DCOME94]

@lchivy and then youll die and go to hell.

[KidB300]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHA­HHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYAHHAHA­HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AABBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wowkittyman07]

America-Where we put abusive parents on TV, and fat kids next to them.

[905bravo]

hes a little kid and u guys are making fun of hime, usually theres a "awww" comment but seriously be mature grow up and stop hating on 3 year olds especiiallly people tht r liek 14,15 and so on really tht kid is like 10 years younger than you and you're gonna pick on him, do something with ur life instead of bashing on ppl 10 years or even yunger than you, and don't say "im only 10 or im on 13" it doesn't matter just grow up, how would u like it if you were him, and those hate coments were at u

[nerrej]

sorry but this video does not get the keyboard cat seal of approval.

[gummiebearnl]

Why they make fun of fatbastard if they know he is a bad guy?

[gummiebearnl]

Hi fatbastard

[Morbidcrab]

He Could Be Useful as a Punching bag

HIT IT KEYBOARD CAT!

[SMJack041]

damn he just walked down three steps someone give that man a bucket of chicken he deserves it

[PreCisioNzz]

hes so fucking hench he ripped his shirt in two while tensing his whole body

[TheDancingMarionette]

well its not like the two guardian people with him arae slim, i dont get what there problem is, they overfed him rubbish and now he is well fat. lol idiot parents

[myteletubbieorgasm]

HIS VOICE OMG. KID STOP ACTING CUTE YOURE FREAKIN FAT

[Dennisthamaster]

what did he say at the end?

[MiniUberPyro]

My names Jordan too... Ooohh

[iluvyouwyatt]

Fat guy in a little coat

[GrandSonOfLiberty]

did his t-shirt died?

[gsizzles]

That kid's pants are wider than they are longer.

[LulzMania1]

in a way, were doing good making fun of him cos its his parents fault and they must pay for that mistake, and what better way than to make the thing they "made" feel like shit >:D good vid

[sergiu0409]

It's not Jake's fault cuz htis kid is fat, it's his mom's fault and the tv's host fault cuz he aired this fucking show

[omallyster]

only in america. sadly.

[TheFrankrogers]

this is so nasty

[darktanko]

this is not worthy of keyboard cat. hes 3 guys.

[TheRealSaintRuckus]

@ rfree14 I agree.

[SkinnySlimJim]

fuck you

[myteletubbieorgasm]

LOL he tries to act all cute but he's just a fat cunt

[JEDEJOMANJE]

@myteletubbieorgasm hahahaha yea man thats what i wanted to say

[BojaDrawing]

hes only 3 years old hes not responsible for anything hes a baby ffs

[mrthevid]

sure hes happy now, but when he grows up he'll kill you all...starting with maury. >:)

[louistop89]

what did he say at the end?!?!

[Cowkiller857]

In Soviet Russia Food eats you.

[CanineFaeces]

I hope he's fucking dead, as I write this. Fuck him.

[hensvoie]

HIS PARENT ARE CRUEL CRUEL PEOPLE. THEY MUST DESPISE HIS EVERY LIVING BREATH!!!!!

[jake23211]

the sad thing is i know a kid that looks just like him... and he is also on the swim team... im not kidding... im foreal...

[Coanci]

thats fuking wrong. why are you making fun of him? he has a problem. you are retarded

[thejake713]

@Coanci his parents and Maury and the NETWORKS that put these shows on the air are the ones EXPLOITING him. Why are you searching "Play Him Off Keyboard Cat" videos on YouTube? Name and show me ONE "Play Him Off" video that isn't making Fun of someone you fucking hypocrite! I can only wish that you are being satirical and/or sarcastic.

[ShadowFightersClan]

@thejake713 you are retarded "play him off" means after the funny video or something keyboard cat does an outro, but this is just fucking mean. Whats the hell is wrong with you

[IDGeneratorS]

@thejake713 yeh thats why the asked him to take his shirt off

[lykins8]

@Coanci the problem is his parents

[gsizzles]

@Coanci Damn, you got served lol.

[senorgrande1984]

play the audience off, keyboard cat.

[Timvanoirbeek]

Yeah, let's all cheer him on because he's outrageously overweight!

[spontaneous09]

hey its the fat kid from up

[1timeuser0904]

awwww can i baby sit him for a year he would lose all that weight he is sooooooooooooo flippen cute

[PeterR132]

0:12.

Hi everybody!

Hi Dr Nick!

Although he needs a liposuction far more than a doctor, or someone to just throw him back in the ocean.

[ridleyorion703a]

0:54 AAAHH wtf i have fat on my hands

stupid fat fucking americans applauding him for being a fat twat, Hey congratulations you going to die before you reach puberty, but who cares because your so cute and chubby and FUCKING FAT

[Caligula442]

Nice to know Ill outlive this butterball..

[Timvanoirbeek]

Horrible parents.

[tylerjustin97]

at least fat people are somtimes the nicest people

[redghost105]

you know its bad when your 117 pounds and cant talk

[i970]

Jesus! Pause it at exactly 1:53. Is it just me or does the cat's face merge with the woman in the audience? Wow. Anyone agree?

[FLYBOY7777777]

@i970 AHAHAHAHAHA! that was haaaaaaaaaaaaalarious!!!

[CityofAngelsAGC]

maury, and his parents, are pieces of CRAP...

[HonestFugitive]

he ways more than I do and im sixteen o_o

[pinkmonkeysrock11101]

where is his shirt?

[CountryQuestion]

America is fucked. That is all I have learned from this video.

[datoldspicy]

Get the mom some wieght help too. Come on Maury! And how do we even know that thats her kid? Paternity Test!!!

[OutOfMyMind469]

Really i mean if your gunna and exploit him atleast let him have his shirt...

[grim1020]

did good parenting died?

[weepaul666]

Maury parades his "guests" around on this show as carnival freaks and gives them prizes at the end to justify it. What a dick

[zacanema]

poor guy hes not a boy hes a merchandise

[ElSausageGRANDE]

@zacanema Damn straight, he's gonna make some mighty fine back bacon.

[zacanema]

poor guy hes not a bou hes a merchandise

[mandomerc]

that is inhumane its the perents falt that way because the child would be incapible of going to the shops with like 10 quid to buy lard im supprissed he didnt sings its peanut butter jelly time

[elcholito587]

Why is he on tv wouldn't it be better if he was in a gym.

[blondbassist]

Only amercians would aww a seriously overweight kiddy.

[qck101]

GOOD YEAR TIRES SON WTF ?????

[Vassild]

thats one fat 3 year old stupid mother 

[pacothepimp1]

Ay bee cee dee

[rumpelstilz1111]

God damn, thats america!

[TorinoLt]

Hes not fat, he's big boned.

[amanie99]

I feel sorry for him...

[GravityFletcher]

Oh what the hell, america.

[BigPapaPump9]

anything to get on tv, fuckin losers, they even take his shirt off, what a disgrace for parents

[aideemora123]

hes sooo cuutee

[MPlainguet]

This kid is a real human being whom I met as an independent videographer to tape a follow up segment for Maury's awful show. He is truly suffering from a rare disorder which is causing his body to gain weight. His family is stuggling with how to help their son as well as the public's incorrect assumption that they just let him overeat. His future (if he is still alive) is bleak. I'm not even sure what his current status is. So there. You had you're little fun at the fat kid's expense.

[AwkwardCupcakes]

:D LMFAO. ABCD!

[CarrotManShow]

What did he say his favorite food was at the end? BBQ couch?

[Fullcupofwill]

it's funny because at three years old his life expectancy has already dropped to age 12!

[phoenixhero39]

omg when you pause the vid at 1:53 the lady in the top left looks... well i just can't describe.... poor child

[Plokky1]

what give him no shirts?

[nikkolei]

DO A BARREL ROLL FFS!!

[lovemanhate]

When keyboard cat saw the fat kid singing it was filled with inspiration and rushed to the keyboard

[Otacon144]

I heard a boomer!

And it sounded Canadian!

[InvertedCaps]

Host: "What's your favourite food? What do you like to eat the most?""

Jordan: "F*cking c*nt"

[prettykitty11111]

did horrible excuse for a mother died? I friggin hope so!

[rfree14]

His mother's a stupid irresponsible whore. Fucking chat shows.

[IDGeneratorS]

@rfree14 Maury Povich is a dick at 1:23 he thinks this all a big stupid joke

[ohmygodthesky]

@IDGeneratorS maury is a gigantic dick, he laughs at people on his show all the time, this is why he is so god damn awesome

[SuperSadistHamada]

I just wanna fuck it---> Orz~

[ThatsAmazingDude]

he is so freakin cure!

[DonkeyBallsAnderson]

Jordan, 3, Food Addict.

[RIOT690]

ABCD!!! :D

[MacraStraba]

Only in America.

[PHANTOMFIREX]

What is wrong with that mother.

[912studios]

did jordan die? lol my name is jordan lol

[Evan1995]

ABCD!

[mikesgotniceice]

What does he like to eat the most? right at the end I can't understand his fat vernacular

[Wambawooshu]

water melon cats....

[rfree14]

"What does he like to eat the most? right at the end I can't understand his fat vernacular"

That was so funny, fat vernacular. (I had to look it up) :)

[rhyno4eva]

did cats patience died?

[rhyno4eva]

what? do you want them to boo him? he'll start crying lol

[TODhaseo]

did itsy bitsy spider died?

[BlueSpirals]

when she picks him up at 0:56 he turns into like a globular, shapeless amalgam of fat...its really hypnotic

[njsdaredevil]

so this overweight kid gets awwed and clapped cause he's "cute" ? really? - how about we stop feeding this kid!

[kill4fun]

Why are they clapping for him? he's just like any other 3 year old just hes had too many pork pies, if any other 3 year old came on the show and said abcd, i doubt theyd get a round of applause....

[SouthJerseyMatt]

Hollllly shit, pause it at 0:57...

[b03y]

fail

[WalrusDawgs]

did hight pitched voice die or did the pants?

[HarvardBaby14]

@WalrusDawgs iThink both...

[dexterhelper]

So cute ABCD

[WickedxMage]

worst keyboard cat @_@

[thejake713]

over 2000 views, almost perfect rating I realize 2000 is nothing in comparison to a great vid but With that being said, WORSE COMMENT EVER!!!

[WickedxMage]

X] it is fine i still say it is in my point of view good day =]

[petj0n]

@thejake713 i gotta agree to mage worst keyboard cat ever..

[Ontite]

Lol i don't understand.. isn't the mother embarrassed? Obese children means bad parenting..

[RAZOR2177]

why did he have to be half naked? was there not a curtain available ? j/K That was not cool to make him come out like that. And look at the mom? WTF

[eS0UL]

fatty

[Ontite]

Did fat kid died?

[lmckay023]

probaly!!!! lol

[whatnameisavailablee]

why would you cheer this kid on. It's terrible

[cool1o1o1]

:] What if you were obese and only a toddler? Would you want people to get in your way? Hes a freaking kid. Hes adorable, by the way. You just cant see the life in people. Shame...

[abobjenkins]

...but they're all fat...

[Gavin17259]

How could a mother let her child become 117 pounds before he was even 3 years old?

[iEras3di]

Fuck his fat parents for making him 117 pounds.

[thejake713]

I say fuck his parents for exploiting him on National television!

[euseermide]

@iEras3di its genetic...

[YouIsEpicFail]

no u

[YouIsEpicFail]

no u

[augusteastburg]

I wanna have one of those

[thejake713]

a kid that will most likely die before his sixteenth birthday? Or day time talk show that exploits said kid?