Jesus Asks Me To Take the Wheel!

[MTATW]

im so close to jesus i feel is warmth spread deep inside me

[TreadingSky]

I love how she says: "he wishes he could quit me."

[SebastienCade]

lol "Communion tastes like LEFTOVERS!"

[blah9876ish]

When we fight,I can always make it up to him- if i get down on my knees and open up to accept God

[blah9876ish]

he wishes he could quit me!!!! lol-that kills me

[Sherbrazen]

Brilliant, as usual! GLORY!

[yngtxtopbear]

I love this song!

[RhakaiWest]

This is a masterpiece. lolocopter

[Idlemindswander]

This gives new meaning to the phrase, "being filled by the Holy Spirit".



[jaimaakaalee]

As usual, dear "Betty," this video is not only brilliant and hilarious, but you are actually performing a great service to religion, in your parody-rich critique, because, no, religion is not supposed to be "just a competition to show how much closer you are to your deity than everyone else." Religion should be about awakening a positive spirituality, right within us, not damning others. Until it actually is, though, I will join you in shooting some arrows at evangelical Christianity. Acharyaji

[Joeywood2009]

Show me on the crucifix where Jesus touched...your soul.

[40gabe]

Skinny, sexy, older women, is my true savior.

[momskid]

HOLY SHIT

IT'S HILARIOUS

AND I'M FEATURING IT

[AllusiaUltra]

I feel like a better Christian woman just by clicking play.

[lipsonline]

racist, white stupid embarrassment.

[lipsonline]

O Bowers, you silly sick bitch! take your big smelly wheel right off a cliff.

[CatarsiSol]

Oh, and Deven. If this is your real birthday. Then we both have the birthday! :D

[sheikhyaboooty]

GLORAAAH!!!

[SafetyKap]

You know it's going to be a great month when The World's Greatest Christian blesses you with another of her brilliant videos!

[MMAchaw]

"He wishes he could quit me." Brilliant.

[LazloSon]

Yes, welcome back Mrs.Bowers!

[ManicRaider]

0:29 - I don't know what to say without sounding like a pervert. Except maybe now I may have to take a shower... a cold shower ;)

[mgrafsgaard]

A sorry video to say the least..

[AlexPreachesTruth]

You are a vile creature Betty.

I am praying for your destruction in hell!

[koobert]

@AlexPreachesTruth That doesn't sound very Christian.

[Tlincalin]

@koobert That actually is the very essence of Christianity anymore. They get some sick joy out of thinking people will burn in hell and they get to watch from up on high.

[isnochaos]

@koobert Yes it does.

[dasjotre]

@AlexPreachesTruth it says on you page that you're gay and that you support westboro baptist church :| no offense but you are undoubtedly insane. you need help. please go see a doctor.

[bobfantasy]

@AlexPreachesTruth OMG! I'm praying for your ass to explode in heaven!

[AIexPreachesTruth]

@AlexPreachesTruth Forgot to mention, I'm praying to Lucifer.

[ChaosForgeKnives]

@AIexPreachesTruth ? why would you pray to a fallen king of Babylon.....(lucifer has nothing to do any supernatural being)

[mikkwik]

@AlexPreachesTruth

Fear is your only god

[donicurioso]

I feel closer to Jesus just seeing this.

[TheJux2posed]

LMFAO! Brilliant...

[Willam2]

Hmm,... I'm wondering why I'm getting right-wing political ads here. Oh, well, I hope they're wasting lots of money on those!

[gjsterp]

A Mormon ad before the video? Hope you make a killing on this one !

[bobfantasy]

02:02 - "I call him daddy, instead of father...." BEST!

[MobRulesNow]

My sister is closer to jesus than anyone! She's married to a Episcopal priest.

Well, that's what she tells us anyway.

[olobeiro]

Love it as all Mrs. B. Bowers videos. Thanks to the whole production. You guys are great. And Mrs. Bowers, if I wasn`t gay, I would .....

[NobodysOffTheHook]

ROFL. So good!

[LostManSays]

I know Ive said before, but I just really want to nail Betty Bowers.

[omgtkseth]

1:02 heh, jesus demands amusement... even when nothing amuses him...

[taxpayr]

**giggity**



[lerch25]

The Romans are always trying to nail me too!! Omg that is beyond classic!

[Outbackgoddess]

"My miracle whip doesn't come in a jar, or go on bread" aaaahhhhh! You are the best, continue making these!

[TheFoxStevie]

pfft

[roxtrox7]

The Holy Trinity calls me Yoko behind my back XD Oh god Betty bowers

[ArisBranwin]

17 people are not close to Jesus..

[5jerry1]

DROP DEAD FUNNY, as always!

[fallbread]

made my morning lol great vid

[ShineOnCrazyDiamond1]

"Romans always try to nail me to"LOL

[slocal75]

Wow... Disturbing. Funny as hell, but the miracle whip was...

[yo1o2eggs]

OMFG...lmao!

[CatarsiSol]

Happy birthday, Deven!

[informatist]

Happy Birthday to "America's Best Christian" aka Betty Bowers aka Deven... Wow. This feels like a classier holiday than Christmas... It's Bettymas!

[KindaGayBlog]

lmao - "I call him daddy instead of Father." Deven you're so wrong, yet so right.

[hanson666999]

:^Dhahaha you're one funny lady Betty Bowers. Good work.

[goosed1]

"Romans are always trying to nail me too." -- LOL. Now that was good!

[JusticePetitioner]

666 likes... 13 dislikes.. I love it!

[sweetcharlie63]

He brings people back from the dead just so I could have the last word! LMAO! Great line!

[thejenyus]

This was so annoying the first time I watched it. Then I caught myself saying "so close to jesus". and now I'm back.

[rampmike]

I found the original track on iTunes: Look at my face Deven Green

Btw, Betty: A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

[carlcbx]

woof woof

[sweetcharlie63]

@Watergun8770 well aren't you one to judge?

[Hyperplaterine]

@Watergun8770 What evidence do you have for God's existence?

[soundscapenyc]

mary had a holy Vageene.

[sweetcharlie63]

@Watergun8770 HATE IS A DISEASE.

[dothedeed]

wait wait...what was that about the miracle whip?

[chicarbiomed]

@dothedeed lol! I thought same thing, not sure if I want to know...

[46619TAB]

Betty RULES!!! Seems 7 disagree.

[SicSeb]

Hahahahahaha

[sssshhhh101]

As I type this; 301 views, 485 likes, 6 dislikes.

What I was wondering is, who's the asshole that pushed dislike 6 times?

[TheEllaVator]

@sssshhhh101 That would be Joseph. He doesn't like having a bastard child that's worshiped ;D

[GodofVengence]

that one about miracle whip was pretty good...

[thalohalo]

Betty, you need to start hanging out with higher-class deities. That jesus is a fucking bum!

[Syntox]

Foxy Crazy Lady

[GuacamoleKun]

lolwtf

[THEHuG5]

"He wishes he could quit me." LOL

[TenchiJeff]

I have never seen your videos before...I am afraid of you, and I don't know if I should like or dislike this video.

[saxmanchiro]

@TenchiJeff Let me suggest that you push the 'like' button. It helps the world realize they are delusional.

[laidbackbeau]

@TenchiJeff My favorite is Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else. Look it up :D

[iaov]

I love you Betty!!



[pannysat]

great video



[raybear439]

my Miracle Whip doesn't come in a jar. Or go on sandwiches. Priceless.

[katey1dog]

Jesus! 

[jimmyboyo100]

LoLz

[heliostellar]

Romans are always trying to nail me too! haha

[finchfrance]

That's so fake, Your car would be so totalled if you hit Victoria Jackson!

[Blairtim69]

@finchfrance

Not with Jesus driving.

[CavanaughsWebseries]

hahaha I had to get a restraining order... TWICE!

[circlesky73]

LOL! You hit Victoria Jackson! Back up and do it again.

[hevyAccel]

Good, but kinda lame. Thumbs up on the "meh" side

[iamihan]

@hevyAccel not liking Betty Bowers is a blasphemy ;)

[matbroomfield]

@iamihan Can I get an Amen?!

[hevyAccel]

@matbroomfield Hows about a Hell Yeah!?

[itspoliltimmy]

@iamihan blasphemy is a made up idea of your made up god.

[tecamachalco100]

That is the most hilarious one yet!

[jebusHchru]

I love Betty!

[PaulClark85]

I want this tune but cant find it on iTunes :(

[metalsusa1]

Jesus, save me from all the assholes who believe in you.

[mythicalhell]

@metalsusa1 He's too busy trying to save himself from theist dolts to help you. In short, you're on your own.

[bruize]

Not one of her best. :(

[sneeyize45]

I'm glad he let Betty take the wheel, because he drives too many cars here in Atlanta. -:)

[scottclements78]

Typical christian

[Boomproof]

I would do her.

[23L]

Love it!lol!!

[mythicalhell]

I'll shave your legs and more... :p

[Cleaver428]

@mythicalhell ill give you 289991267 $ to shave my anus

[mythicalhell]

@Cleaver428 Only if you don't wash or wipe it for a month. Also, It has to be very hairy so the fecal matter gets caught in the hair. Mmmmmmmmmm so good.

[gyqz]

Dear Mrs. Bowers, You've done it again!! I bow my head to thee... ( can you put in a good word for me??)

[mythicalhell]

@gyqz never

[gyqz]

@mythicalhell Is your name Mrs. Bowers??

[greiteneis]

@gyqz No. Her name is God!

[gyqz]

@greiteneis Oh...and I assume you think you are Mythicalhell??? I really can't remember asking you anything!

[greiteneis]

@gyqz calm down there oney...i was referring to Mrs. Betty Bowers as God. For, as we all know, she's so close to Jesus she doesn't have to ask in order to receive.

[gyqz]

@greiteneis Ok...I overreacted....sorry for that!! Now I gotta ask Mrs. Bowers AGAIN if she can forgive me!

[greiteneis]

@gyqz She would forgive you, but of course she won't let you touch the hem of her Versace Printed Silk-crepe Dress...i, myself will have to remember to be more explicit in the future and not ambiguous like that parable-laden toady, Jesus. Ah, if we could only be as perfect as she. Praise be to Bowers!

[mythicalhell]

@gyqz I'm Jesus Christ. Bow your head to me.

[gyqz]

@mythicalhell Never!!! Mrs. Bowers is the one I'm dedicated to!!

[mythicalhell]

@gyqz I can understand why, shes dang hot.

[Alpha1Papa]

Does Jesus own 3 sports cars? And has he wrecked five?

Stay thirsty my friends.

[mgoboski]

Is that Cleveland in the background at 1:01?

[UserUnfriendly21]

I'll shave your pussy....

[cburschka]

"one hundred foreskins" =D

[EdyMar77]

hahahaha , I call him Daddy !!! hahaha

[Thayer79]

Did anyone else get an add for Baha'i Faith? Fucking weird...

It's some strange monotheistic religion trying to bridge the gap between religion and science, spirituality and rationality, claiming that BOTH are necessary. WTF?! Do they not realize what it means to be skeptical and that you can't assert anything without empirical evidence? The religion makes these claims about being rational and yet they still have unsubstantiated claims about spirituality. There should be NO exceptions. EVER.

[GeorgeHVail]

Good stuff!



[Katalyzt]

Hahahahaha!!!

[RadarKat73080]

I thought the image of Absalom hanging by his hair from that tree when his donkey ran under it funny.

[DagoRamirez88]

I thought that Tim and Eric had something to do with this lol

[arseymcpherson]

Minecraft shower.

[time2learnnow]

I beg you lord to tell mrsbettybowers to make more vids ASAP.

[josuerdlrs]

the eco is annoying

[BalooDumptruck]

so close to raptor jesus

[SmashtheCmachine]

I pray Betty puts out more videos, sooner!

[JoFreddieFSM]

@SmashtheCmachine Betty does not even put out for Jesus

[SmashtheCmachine]

@JoFreddieFSM Damn, you're right. She even says so, herself.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Love it! :P

[IshootURface]

Why aren't you running for President?!?!?!?!???

[inneedofakiss]

Romans always try to nail me too XD

[JESUStheATHEIST1]

i call him daddy instead of father....lmao

[Zentz29]

He calls ME daddy! =p

[inneedofakiss]

haha, love Betty :)

[skay7878]

Miracle Whip

[irdog57]

Funny!!! : )

[catnipfever22]

wow betty i never realized how sexy you are! srrry had to say it

[RDJim]

That nude scene was the highlight of my day... second only to my morning prayers.

[catnipfever22]

wow its been awhile !

[cubednation]

LOL!



[JusticePetitioner]

Betty Bowers 2012!!