Christ is a Democrat, The Anti-Christ is the Republican Party

[destinysbane]

God is not a Republican or Democrat, He's an anarcho-capitalist Libertarian (on facebook)

[anonismorefun]

most absurd title i have ever seen. . . if christ were in EITHER party, he would be an idiot. research the left/right paradigm more. . . before you jump onboard with democrats. both sides are owned by the same people.

[dkudlay]

I don't buy the bible, but I do buy that republicans are evil assholes.

[crawfordroses]

Luke 20:25 Render to Ceasar what is Caesar's, and to God that is God's.

Matthew 6:3-4 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Whaddya know, Jesus was all about privatization! The government is not GOD and therefore should not be the focus of our worship and dependency (ahem, entitlement programs). LOL

[MrEnignok]

LMFAO this is funniest crap garbage i've seen all day

[arklat]

You Christians make me sick!

[arklat]

Christians and politics don't mix! Please, enlighten me with all the scripture you can find where it says believers must vote! Or bow to secular leaders. GOD is watching you. All nations of the world, now, and when Satan tempted Jesus Christ with them, are ruled by Satan! You hypocrites are an abomination! Wear your American flag pins, and tell Jesus on Judgement Day that you were mislead by your Minister, and see how far THAT GET'S YOU! And don't forget to watch FOX NEWS for all your opinions!

[BornGayTaughtToHate]

"Many a Truth is said in Jest", and I take it that this satirical analysis is SPOT ON. Bravo!  Looking forward to the 2012 Update!

[Dooku5125]

You STUPID democrats. First of all, the republicans don't want to change the bible. Where did you EVER get that idea? The democrats say that they want equal rights and they want to eliminate poverty, but their system is no different from communism. And we have seen time after time that communism doesn't work. North Korea and Cuba are some of the poorest countries in the world. Next, when did you EVER get the idea that Republicans say **** you and die? If anything, it's the democrats who say that

[MrEnignok]

@Dooku5125 well spoken

[theyaden]

Wow, if this isn't an attempt at humor you have a lot of hate contained inside. Do you honestly think either political party is the party of the light? They are all filled with rich, powerful, and often egocentric individuals that feel they know what is best. Offering up ones own wealth is charity offering anothers for votes has no self sacrafice as it is done for selfish reasons. I thing it was wise disabling the rattings on this video. The artwork was humorious though.

[MyTotalRemedy]

Their leaders have to be dumb like them (actor Ronald Regan, rich daddies boy Bush Jr., gimmicks like Sarah Palin, and fear mongering like Glenn Beck). Sentence iz confusing.

[TheHabit00]

Christ would not vote for abortion!

[statman29neb]

This is absolutely stupid Jesus would not be for abortion. Fact is republicans give more voluntarily from their wallet than Democrats do that is a statistical fact. Obama has been a tremendous failure health care reform will bankrupt this nation if it is not repealed. He has mis managed the cleanup in the gulf , he takes forever to make decisions about Afghanistan. He has no business being POTUS.

[CabooseHalo123]

The bible states only god can judge. And your not loving your enemies are you. Didn't Jesus said that you should love your enemies. Well I think you hate your enemies. Well, i don't think, it's a cold hard fact! The funny thing is, I don't hate democrats. I have voted for them before! It's when the progressive starts to take over

that changes my vote.

So

fuck obama

and

fuck mccain!

[CabooseHalo123]

Most rich people are probably democrat. Look at Al Gore making billions off of "climate change". Bill Gates is another big supporter of the democratic party. The founding fathers wanted churches to give to the poor. Not the government. I'm sure Jesus and god would agree. Republican's don't call poor people any of that, it's just the republicans don't believe in the government giving away wealth to the poor, it's fine if churches and citizens do i! If any one is going to hell here it's you.

[CabooseHalo123]

Because of Obama care. In Canada more people are dying in hospitals because they can't get treatment. Why? Because they have universal health care.. But I also disagree with the republicans ideas for health care. This is where the democrats, republicans, independents, and libertarians need to group up and decide what would be best.

Well, al qaeda is in iran badly. So we need to set Iran free. Plus it is also for America's own good. I go to church every Sunday morning.

[CabooseHalo123]

Also didn't mention the Jesus said "marriage is between a man and a women." Don't

Democrats believe in gay marriage?

Jesus did believe in giving to the poor. But not through the government! Through citizens, churches, ect... which most Republicans believe in.

Yes our Health care is f'd up. But any one in canada will tell you that there Health Care is f'd up. Know what there system is? Universal Health Care.

And Republicans don't say just die. Infact, percentage of Doctors has been dropping

[sihotang1975]

Hey...how dare u using the scripture to show ur opinion?

Jesus not both of it!! u r an evil deceiver!!

[DarkLordCallMeDickC]

@sihotang1975

It is not an opinion it is a cold hard fact!

[sihotang1975]

@DarkLordCallMeDickC The fact?? God created the government...and He chosed as a democrat??lol....

[DarkLordCallMeDickC]

@sihotang1975

Look at the Republican Party and what they represent: War, Greed, Financial Classes similiar to the Caste System, Lies, Fear Mongering. Clearly the forces over this party are on the side of evil.

The Democratic Party is the only party that give people any hope.

[sihotang1975]

@DarkLordCallMeDickC Hope???lolol...this is first admin whos dealing with muslim...or even the 1st muslim president..

Lets see how far is ur hope in democrat

[DarkLordCallMeDickC]

@sihotang1975

The fact that you said Obama is a Muslim displays your lack of intelligence. So far hope has brought us health care reform that every President prior to him has failed. So why don't you ask that person with a pre-existing condition how they feel about the bill. Ask someone who is paying over $600 a month in premiums how they fell. Ask someone who just can't afford it. This bill covers over 30 million people and helps EVERYONE who doesn't work at a mega-corporation.

[TheHabit00]

@DarkLordCallMeDickC yeah the dems dont lie, not greedy, dont fear monger, dont racebait! and never are involved in wars! WW1 WW2 korean vietnam all democrats~! dumbass!!!

[DarkLordCallMeDickC]

@TheHabit00

Race Bait? Isn't that what Fox News and the Right are trying to do now!?!?! Every hour for the past month all they have shown is that Black Panther guy from two years ago standing outside a voting station and now they are editing videos to make it look like that lady in the agriculture department is a racist. C'mon man, you people who follow what these corporate drones on the Right tell you to are absolutely nuts!

[TheHabit00]

@DarkLordCallMeDickC they give tax money to the poor, not their own!