Mad Scottish accent

[BringBackJonStewart]

lame

[lejambon08]

sawasam or whatever fucking clown took this video. You should not have a fucking recording device inside a church you fucking disgrace. If I ever find you I will fucking stick a fucking sword up your arse you little gay cunt.Now fuck off under whatever stone you came from!!!

[chiccag2]

Omg! He sounds just like my headteaher!!!

[ladyrokujo]

Ah, so it's a mad Scottish accent according to you? :D

[Mrcomentz]

huhuhuhuhu hhahahaha

[MrJerryHannah]

he already has sir, simply by giving me the education needed not to make a complete ass out of myself for everyone on youtube to see and then making a comment about "blessing" when i'm out of rebutles

[MrJerryHannah]

yes this is tame people that are not scottish or drunk can not understand a thick scottish accent

[sixchildren100]

@MrJerryHannah So my advice to YOU is STFU and dont listen...Simple !!!

[sixchildren100]

@sixchildren100 God forgive me for my lingo R.E...STFU...

[MrJerryHannah]

@sixchildren100 thumbs up for people with a third grade reading comprhension level...you dumbass i was'nt complaining at all my statement was in ref. to a couple other statements pertaining to the title "mad scottish accent" because indeed it is not......plz don't be mad sir I would hate for you to "caps lock" me to death

[sixchildren100]

@MrJerryHannah Dumbass eh ? Our Scottish accent blow's you yanks right oot the water because we DONT sing when talking like you lot...No it takes more than a real dip-stick to pxxx me off so not mad at all...However...R.I.P.. CAP LOCK STYLE YA MORON OF THE HIGHEST ORDER !!!

[sixchildren100]

@sixchildren100 jerry lmao that no a wee mouse's name ?

[MrJerryHannah]

@sixchildren100 is your public education really that bad? Nowhere in my comment was there an insult to "your" accent, in my original comment if you "READ" carfully I was stating that this mans accent was tame compared to some of the others that I have heard....so please learn to comprehend what you read before you make an irrelavant reply. That you sir, now beam me up scottie!

[sixchildren100]

@MrJerryHannah  And may God bless you Sir..

[MisteriumMagnum]

I'm a student in Glasgow (not a native English speaker) and this guy speaks pretty clear compared to the local people :)

[sixchildren100]

@MisteriumMagnum Hmm very good USE our great city for education why dont you eh ?

[VorvoKBChandraW]

maid scho-tissh axeant lol

[TheXand19]

Sounds Aberdonian tbh, though that's not well-spoken Scottish since upper class Scots speak with the Queen's English ie BBC presenters.

[dan11009]

this is a tame scottish accent

[xToxicSkyx]

He's what we would call posh lmao xD not mad at all, listen to a ned then you'll kehn who's mad xD!!!!!!

[lancetop]

I'm American, and I can make out about 50% of his speech.

[badassguy1]

for me its sounds like german...

[hearts76100]

That's a polite weegie accent!

Nothing mad about it!

[LoveMeTonight24]

I related a scottish accent to something like a pirate xD

I'm glad i've been proven wrong :P

[LuluHeeNim]

u sure it's not french?coz i dont understand anything..haha...nawww...i think the accent is beautiful...i want an accent but i dont have..yeah..i know..sad

[danishbacon5]

Erm...this isn't mad? It's probably one of the more well-spoken Scottish accents tbh...

[wirasatrya95]

DEMOMAN IS PREACHER

[ConCon75]

Sounds like a sassenach

[trumpetman338]

@stucarn maybe its because you dont hear an accent?

[rockguitar2012]

I love the way scottish people say "world"

'Worruld' =D

[aiden1340]

@rockguitar2012 Where I live (In Scotland) they say "Wurlt".

[Azureecosse]

There is nowt wrong with his accent is a fine example of Scottish accent clear and proper, you want a Mad accent look up a Glasgow Ned they talk like they are inhaling helium whilst talking through a microphone.

[sixchildren100]

@Azureecosse Come to our beautiful city and say that to our face's...You would DEFO walk away with a verrrrrry big Glasgow smilllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllle lmao..

[underlecht]

I love Scottish accent... In 2 months gonna move and work a little bit there, i hope having a great time guys ;)

[19alba87]

He's quite well-spoken, if you think this is mad then you want to hear a real Scottish accent I mean one which hasn't been doctored for all sorts to understand.

You want to stop watching hybrid accented Scottish journalists and see a bit of the real world. Lol No offence.

[displexiaTNO]

wake me up when he's donezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[kronor87]

hes from glasgow, his accent is a bit like billy connolys

[NowAndThenEH89JW]

Whitsamarrawiyit?

[katmac75]

Why do you say its a mad Scottish accent?

[luvrip4life]

@katmac75 I think it means a real thick Scottish Accent or a cool Scottish accent

[katmac75]

@luvrip4life I get he thought it was a strong Scottish accent: I just don't see why its news worthy that someone in Scotland, talking to other Scots has a Scottish accent! I think its like pointing out that someone from Spain speaks Spanish or that a square has 4 sides, its kind of a given. If he'd had a Jamaican accent, had never left Scotlnad + had no foreign antecedants then it would be odd, + worthy of note. Thanks for trying to explain, I guess its the product of a sheltered life.:-)

[luvrip4life]

@katmac75 oh i get what your saying? lol Idk

[bonniekilty]

What are you talking about? He has a very polite Scottish accent.

Take a visit to my home town, Dundee. Ye`ll shite yersel!

[LittleYellowBastards]

@bonniekilty I love how you typed in your accent!

[dowling1981]

@LittleYellowBastards Dae ye like yon Scatlin?

[LittleYellowBastards]

@dowling1981 hahahaha. Love your accent.

[dowling1981]

@LittleYellowBastards Aye ah ken awright, hen. Hath you visited upon thy Scotland?

[LittleYellowBastards]

@dowling1981 Naw mate, i haven't. like ta thaw. how's my accent?

[dowling1981]

@LittleYellowBastards It bides fine lad. Ye ken the score, likesay. Ken?

[LittleYellowBastards]

@dowling1981 Jee-sus Christ...you're like never online. "Ken"...haha. I love learing Scottish

[dowling1981]

@LittleYellowBastards Gracias. Como estas?

[LittleYellowBastards]

@dowling1981 Muy bien. Y tu?

I'll contact you with another account...

[dowling1981]

@LittleYellowBastards why bother?

[Chronic1Fs]

@dowling1981 stfu chookter

[dowling1981]

@Chronic1Fs What do you mean, petal?

[sixchildren100]

@Chronic1Fs Very well said pal..

[lukejohnston3993]

@bonniekilty dundee, noooo, maybe glasgow

[sixchildren100]

@bonniekilty Aye whateverrrrrrr try ma hame toon Gesga ya nuggit BTW we call you lot chookters lmao..

[bonniekilty]

@sixchildren100 Och awa n` bile yer heid ye wee weegie numpty. :)

[sixchildren100]

@bonniekilty Naw go n bile yur ain heed ya DAFTY and hey ? Proud tae be a weegie better believe it... Tell ye wan thing it's way much better than being a crazy chookter or even worse English so stick that wan in your pipe n choke on it....Glesga troop's RULE....FACT !!!

[sixchildren100]

@sixchildren100 An other thing dafy yur patter's like water....It bloody run's ya dobber !!!

[bonniekilty]

@sixchildren100 I`m not wasting any more of my time speaking to an uneducated fool who types aggressive nonsensical rubbish just for the sake of it.

I picture you as a drunk fighting in the streets of Glasgow. Bye. x

[sixchildren100]

@bonniekilty I was having a laugh for goodness sake;s chillllllllllllllll BTW i dont drink at all....Bye..

[malgratense]

@bonniekilty I moved from Spain to Dundee 3 months ago, still not able to understand dundonian!!! Btw, loving Scotland! ;)

[rjky1986]

He's not talking about crap, and he sounds pretty Scottish to me.

[27zebbie]

MON THE SCOTS!

[duddyh15]

is this video called 'Mad' because thats a glasgow slag word so the title is a joke or do you actually see this accent as mad because that sound pretty normal

[gazeleyboi]

accents fine understood everyword

[BOT101st]

I'm south of the border, and I understood all of that...

Show me some Glesga accents! They sound mad :D (no offence to ye scottish people!)

[xMenimex]

Btw that's not mad that's normal Scottish come to Scotland mainly Glasgow and I am sure you will be frightened if you think that guy is mad lol

[johno100100]

@xMenimex or you can come to methil and meet yer nightmare cuz awbdy in methil talks a wee bit diff fi awbdy else

[Schockokekschen]

That's not a mad Scottish accent, you should spend some time in Glasgow :D

[BigM1703]

Exactly how is this mad? Subject's garbage but his accent is actually fairly mild.

[CompulsiveTherapy]

Hrrm... nope, this sounds like a normal, standard Scottish accent to me. He's babbling about crap mind you, but still - normal.

[jakxcombat]

Wish I didn't understand this lol...

[xoxjillysxox]

it doesnt have anything to do with his accent hes just talking shite

[bmw123321]

@xoxjillysxox hahaha

[o0scotland0o]

hows this MAD in any fukin way

[HostageK1ll3r]

WTF is this??? thats what ppl sound like round that way...u fucking retard.

[Norrie754]

Nothing wrong with that Scottish accent, sounds pretty normal to me.

[mwhita]

Why do people always say they don't understand Scottish people. I understand them??

[IainMcDbhoy]

This dude is the worst stand up comedian I've ever seen. Even God can't save his act!

[oseanain]

Yea Edinburger. Weegee accent is "madder"

[missmambo]

@oseanain you better believe it mon! :D

[oseanain]

@missmambo Glesca for life! Go the Jags! :)

[mcnoobert]

sounds like billy connely

and abig boy did it and ran away!

[mcnoobert]

sounds like billy connely



[pete1839]

normal accent

[paraunnya]

ahm south korean an i ken whit he's saying.

[rmartin232]

@paraunnya yeah but you sound pretty well versed in how scottish people talk lmao, bnut why are people saying he sounds like billy connely? the only thing he has in common with him is that he's scottish lol

[SCOAlba]

To be honest id say this is a rather posh Scottish accent.. if you think this is hard to understand i would like to see your face when you hear the slang lol.

[Bonjordie]

Whits wrang wi that accent?

[emma41093]

believe it or not that is normal, not 'mad'

[wrains1995]

i understand it, hes talkin crap but i know what hes talkin about

[iamstewiehearmeroar]

i thought i heard schlong somewhere in there

[phoebe969]

i can understand everyword...boring...a lthough i am scottish

[DeVoNiSrEtArDeD]

all i heard was potatoes and lucky charms ahahaha

[heero7yui]

normal Glassgow accent I guess !

[owurmoshingonmyfoot]

Why is the accent mad? Fucks sake im from Nottingham England and it was crystal clear, just very boring.

[superraptor65]

under stood every word maybe cuz im fae sccotland

[johnanth]

Argh, Scottish people have such odd accents. I live in Norfolk (no incest jokes please) and have a Scottish teacher but I can't understand a bloody thing she says, much like this guy, at least in the first part of the video.

YouTube really ought to separate the 'United Kingdom' selection in the countries drop-down menu when picking a country for your profile...

[tomszx]

oh my god i didnt understand a word he said and im from liverpool so thats peobably why

[AcidTonguexxxx]

that normal lol

[FabianBajorat]

i just love this accent, can't help it. am German, and speak standard English, but i so much would like to learn this accent, although prolly every Scottish would say: ey, go beep yourself, it's OUR accent...hehe

just love it.

[seonidh]

@FabianBajorat I've met a lot of german people and they've said that some words are similar or sound germanic. Especially when in the west of scotland people say the word "sorry". The Glasgow accent is taylor made for learning german ;)

[FabianBajorat]

@seonidh yeah, well, the Scottish pronounce many of the words very much how they are written, if you know what I mean. it sounds indeed like German sometimes.

maybe that's what attracts me so much, or just the, still unique, melody of the Scottish language..dunno ;)

[danldunham]

Gentle and welcoming with a spirit of friendship.

His accent is quite pleasant, easy to understand.

[xnataliex85]

Scottish NOT scotch!!!

[pchiekrie]

@xnataliex85 scotch is a fucking egg

[Warfreak57]

@xnataliex85 ...tape

[ScotsmanRS]

@kwakai A friendly tip for making sure they're less vulgar the next time: food or drink from Scotland can be "Scotch", but for people, it's always "Scottish".

[MissJenniferMclaren]

Am live in scottland , am glasweigion , Moon the scots <3

[sheepshagginbastard]

@MissJenniferMclaren moon them?

[MissJenniferMclaren]

@sheepshagginbastard its the same as c'mon but glasweigion :)

[MMElite77]

he doesnt sound mad???

[Corrie121]

Lovely dialect.

[DreaminofIreland]

Love the accent!!! plus two thumbs up for it being the preacher....vicar...um....what­ever he is called. (we call them preachers over here)

[1ngjoxsh]

@DreaminofIreland

usually called a minister

[carsie666]

This is a very polite and well spoken accent, if he was in the pub dont think hed sound the same :D

[NVanWendy]

I'm in Vancouver and I can follow him easily. Many Scots practice an impenetrable accent/dialect that's like speaking in code.

And why were ye filmin' in kirk, enniwhey?

[DJTrancestar100]

I've heard stronger O.o.... Like my boyfriends best friend xD He talks like hes a roadrunner xD...but my bfs accent is like.... *drools* Friking hawt

[leneyreid]

This was completely easy to understand ^^ Then again, my husband and in-laws are from Paisley ;P

[luvtunes09]

sounds normal ive heard much thicker than that!!!nothin mad there!!!

[RainStyle967]

sounds normal to me

[TheChowie]

that wis an edinburgh accent ye nutter, we say ken and that aswell

[3NUNS]

Is that a St Andrew´s blue ecclesiastical stock or a Masonic sky blue ecclesiastical stock, Eccles?

[sarethums]

Sounds normal to me. He's talking shite but his accent is fine.

[rawrgrr4298]

@sarethums Ahaha! All i hear is

"God is real, give us your donations" 

[sarethums]

@rawrgrr4298 Most people in scotland are not religious, were smarter than that.

[exoskeletonsz]

@sarethums

Yup. And we don't go bragging about it either, like they do in other countries. We are intelligent and well-mannered people who know how to take a joke. I think it's best that way stay confined to our country, away from all the ignorami.

[CaledoniaProductions]

@rawrgrr4298 He said "prophet", not "profit" ;)

[rawrgrr4298]

@CaledoniaProductions I wasn't listening to what he was saying. I just meant religion is one of the best businesses for making money. He's selling something that you can't see. That takes skills.

[amiapunk88]

@sarethums they meant he has a heavy accent for people who dont have one who are listening

[dmcf18]

@sarethums love the comment !

[kilted06yass]

@sarethums pmsl tell me aboot it

[MrScotia]

Whats mad about the accent? Eh I'm confused.

[Liucilla]

Mad means angry for most of us in the US. Sometimes it is very hard for us to understand each other. We do NOT sound the same. Look at Sarah Palin and the Saturday Night jokes. She's Alaskan. I'm from Alabama and don't know what people from New Jersey are talking about when it's the slang. So yes.. we do have problems.

[narunaru129]

alabama is beautiful

[3NUNS]

@narunaru129 and so is you !

[THEJerrman]

@Liucilla ALA-BAMA!

[3NUNS]

those who laugh and make joks in God's house shall find it long in Heaven

[ScotsmanRS]

@3NUNS Or, those who laugh and make jokes in God's house should be laughed at for being gullible enough to think they need to go to church in the first place.

[bobodd5]

thats not an edinburgh accent ken ken like poof poof poof thats a glasgow accent you got a cheek the english accent is sometimes worse

[crock703]

"Mad" in American slang means "a lot" or "very"

"His Mom cooked you a four course Thai dinner?? Was it good?"

"Shit was MAD good."

"Was there a lot of shrimp?"

"Yeah, mad shrimp dude. There was like, three shrimp dishes."

Mad scotish accent means.... a lot of scotish accent

[HLordz301]

yea don't try that shit at home.

[greendaychick105]

I think the poster meant by 'mad' the American slang meaning 'awesome' or 'amazing'. As in 'AWESOME Scottish Accent'.

[Carlyndra]

No, no, normally mad means angry here...Or maybe there's a region in America that says that?

[greendaychick105]

@Carlyndra yes, regions of America say that. Which drives me crazy. Mad to some Americans means "awesome". Also used for awesome are:

"Mad sick" & "ill"

[greendaychick105]

@Carlyndra

it's not so much a regional think as a genre... teens into the rock genre + skating say a lot... and also those into rap (however, it can of course rub off on parents).

[charliemctruth]

Americans cant even understand accents within their own country. A New Yorker has trouble understanding a New Englander..and its only a couple of hundred miles away .

So I say to the uploader..

Geritrightupye !!

[crock703]

Americans have trouble understanding each others' accents?

Not in my experience, like ever. Now everyone sounds the same.

[masterofhobbiton]

Take someone from a city in Washington and introduce them to someone from a poor area of Louisiana and they won't understand a word.

[hardstylerScotland]

nuhin mad aboot that, normal

[Haliqhamal]

This remind me of Transpotting film

[JoeAnnaXD]

He just sounds like someone from Inverclyde. Tottally normal -__-

[ajdb87]

edinburgh accent, not hard to understand unles syoure retarded

[jamence]

retarded or english...

[jamiedodger25]

aye thats well mad like :\

[grenangle]

understood every word. boring

[ComputerExpert11]

lol :) :) what the fuck is all that god and Jesus shit any way ?

[DesperateJournalist]

nothing mad about this

[EvilQueenofHearts]

That's not hard to understand, well, the sound quality makes it hard, but the accent is fine.

[cupcakeflake]

load o shite

[djtee2k7]

thats no mad atall, sounds gleswegian but no too heavy..like yer granda would talk haha

[funkrocksock]

@djtee2k7

Thats not a glaswegian accent i don't reckon. glaswegian tends to be more nasal

[funkrocksock]

lmao I was expecting a really heavy scottish accent but this is totally normal, probably because Im scottish :L lol

[fenix182]

He's from the Glasgow area just judging by his accent. I have the same accent.

[LOMANDYO]

Not a word did l not understand ???

[alwaysallblacks]

really?:L

[cupcakeflake]

what a crazy accent!!!! I never got one fucking word!!

[mcbungie]

unreal.

totally different language.

never made out a word.

[alwaysallblacks]

haha i think this is normal:L

Is that hard to understand?

[mcbungie]

I`m joking. fanjo

[jordangchelseafc2007]

why were the fuck u from ??? im from belfast and got every word easy ! wats soo hard to understand scottish accent ??? its easy for me