I'm here to chew bubblegum...

[brappid]

I'm here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.

[lsd9091]

,i wish i could actually do that to those reptilian humanoid......and then poop on them hahahahjk about the poop .(;

[greatness1988]

QUICK! GET HIM SOME GUM!

[greatness1988]

Be sure to bring stride bubblegum when hanging around Rowdy Piper and/or Duke Nukem.

[greatness1988]

lol at no one freaking out until after he delivers the line. "Oh, the man with the shotgun is probably just here to make a transaction."

[AtheismCentral]

I love how they only freak out when he says he is out of gum

[wafflewaffle90]

DUKE: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubblegum

GUARD: Oh, I have some bubblegum

DUKE: ....

[einherje71]

Very cool alien invasion film. And all the hidden messages everywhere influencing people.

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

Epic line but i have to admit I prefer the Duke Nukem version.

[yaumes]

Best movie line...EVER ! ! 1

[quicklern818]

Oscar-nominated performance

[TheCheeseHammer]

I came here to kick bubblegum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass. lol

[McMeevin]

"OH Jesus..."

[chewber1]

BOOM HEADSHOT onto used bubblegum

[zaroffhound]

Mama don't like SOPA lovers...

[XDeathRaze777X]

what movie

[ivegoterection]

@XDeathRaze777X They live

[badassmothafukinmonk]

this movie was awesome



[kea919306]

Duke respects the awesome

[HaveApascalSwirl]

I would laugh if the guy at :37 shot him dead.

[cherrypie341]

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum

[twilightzoneseinfeld]

@cherrypie341 That sounds better, and he says it in this movie with barely any emotion...whatever, the line is awesome!!!

[crazyhead217]

dosent he play kevin flyn??

[V9incent]

That's DUKE NUKEM in youth

[Cl1ckHere01]

I used to chew bubblegum like you, then I took a kick to the ass.

[Humanoidbeast6666]

The origin of Duke Nukem's bubble gum line. =3

[RenaissanceTuber]

You know this scene is pretty fun from the audiences point of view, but to the oblivious people in the bank that would be traumatizing...

[PwnaggeGames]

" I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

-Famous last words

[conadordeconaso]

All they had to do was give him bubblegum wtf!

[VexT916]

I saw that! The cop fired first! Nada had every damn right to shoot. He made his intentions very clear, but assholes tend to be deaf and lack common sense, oh well.

[emaille333]

Love it! I made a kickass necklace inspired by this scene. :)

[randomhouse216]

No one is even worried till he says he out of bubblegum

[equalityliving]

This movie along with the V have helped me make sense of the unnatural creepy looks of some of the people at the top of our society like Cindy Mccain,Michelle Bachmann,Callista Gingrich, Hilary Clinton,Alan Greenspan,Rupert Murdoch and many others. Thank you John Carpenter for bringing some clarity into an unclear world.LOL.

[NEpatsProductions1]

I'm here kick ass... And that's it

[Pwnyoazz]

wats this movie called

[MUSICALGUNNUT45]

@Pwnyoazz They Live you can get it on youtube if you search it.

[TheAmusementchannel]

@MUSICALGUNNUT45 its been removed I used to have the full movie sorry

[hmahmo]

@Pwnyoazz They Live

[ThunderArcOfficial]

" I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass" is from my real life experience with a corrupt U.S. government. Thunder Arc released a music video called " Butterflies Marching" , which incorporates segments of the 1988 "They Live" movie and the 1975 Rollerball movie with my legal & public record material. This involves every U.S. citizen. :)

[Nazrat84]

Duke Nukem borrowed the weirdest catchphrase of this film.

[hmahmo]

54 people prefer sunflower seeds.

[GodendtheDevil]

badass flick

[wizza1]

chuck norris has competition!

[BossReo]

@wizza1 Chuck Norris was never even part of the equation.

[TheDoktorTotenkopf]

54 personnes sont des Aliens!

[slangshotstudios]

This movie is the truth. Watch it.

[exactomacto]

Even though this line comes out of nowhere, it's so funny and awesome that it somehow works.

[RowanMetal93]

I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of ass.

Wait, what?

[RocManKing]

@RowanMetal93: I'm here to chew ass and kick bubble gum... and I'm all out of ass.

[daed4]

@RowanMetal93 I HAVE COME TO CHEW ASS AND KICK BUBBLEGUM... AND I'M ALL OUT OF KICKS.

I think i have done it right.

[shay33ish]

This is by far one of my favorite lines of all time.

[StallioN0of0MeadoW]

anyone heard the "oh shit" after he said all out of bubblegum xD?

[Trolls4Ever]

This movie ISSS ILLL

[yourtube1234567]

What does this even means?

[Twiztedshot]

@yourtube1234567 Double RAINBOW!!!! Ohhh OHHHHHH WHAT DOES IT MEAN!

[iFistedFlipper113]

I'm here to drink milk and kick ass.....

..and ive just finished my milk.

[JordanGuitar11]

so i dont get it, are the people aliens or somthin

[lestat34208]

@JordanGuitar11 yes watch the movie they live it is on dvd... excellent movie.

[KosherHoweyWon]

Rowdy Piper !! Still my favorite !

[123tindris]

0:47 favorite shot.

[Satch613]

Ive came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...Lucky for you I have one stick left. >:)

[bongobigballs]

moo moo land

[MrReuben13]

lol makes no sense XD

[tmanran]

Entire problem could have been avoided if the guards kept bubblegum on hand.

[TrannyCreature]

@tmanran no no it couldn't he was still there to kick ass...............god some people

[hmahmo]

@tmanran Not avoided, perhaps delayed, dependent on the number of packs available and whether or not he would have chosen to chew before kicking ass.

[breswter]

@tmanran I've come here to chew bubble gum and-

gaurd: *throws bubble gum* Here ya go buddy

Bad Ass: ಠ_ಠ *cocks shotgun*

[1991cracktheskye]

MOST......EPIC.......LINE.....­...EVER!!!!!!!!!

[45plop1]

I'm here to chew bubblegum and write comments.... and i'm all out of bubblegum...

[TensionManORG]

...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Oh no worries son! There's a Gumball Machine immediately to your left!

[EFC4L1F3]

DUKE NUKEM LINE!

[onshrooms420]

I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of ass

[TheMohawkCut]

Continuer à soutenir les vols, les rapines et surtout ne pas s'expliquer pourquoi cette scène vous fout plus les boules à vous qu'à moi.

[Valk72]

@TheMohawkCut

Continue à te faire passer pour un abruti sur internet avec des commentaire qui n'ont absolument aucun sens et qui plus est sont en français alors qu'il s'agit d'une vidéo posté par un anglophone et commenté à 99% par des anglophones.

[emanuel2011]

This is almost literally murder. He just goes in there and shoots everyone.

[lifeisnotahappyworld]

@emanuel2011

thanks mr.obvoius

[emanuel2011]

@lifeisnotahappyworld living true to the name you've bestowed upon me so kindly, I would like to point out that you misspelled "obvious."

[lifeisnotahappyworld]

@emanuel2011

I did,Stupid left click doesn't work and i'm so used to not having to spell right and, the auto correct to fix it for me.

[straywolf77]

@emanuel2011 Ummm...is this even worth a reply? Damned sheep.

[JimmyDag1]

i was just waiting for that one random asshole to be like "i have bubble gum!"

[MsToiletpaperman]

if i was in tht bank when he said tht, i would have cried of happiness, alien or not

[AgentCaboose101]

54 people are out of bubblegum.

[elpatronhimself]

54 people must be running to the store to get Roddy Piper some bubblegum before he kicks their ass!!!!!!

[igneo95]

so wait a sec.... that quote wasn't from duke nukem??? oh well. that was still badass.

[Freedom21stCenturi]

@igneo95 This came out before duke nukem. A lot of dukes phrases are inspired by this movie.

[dkbadass]

HEADSHOT!!!



[Ps3Robert1]

DUKE NUKEM

[TwistedSister09]

@Ps3Robert1 before duke nukem

[TheMaestroDude]

Weird .. I searched on how to chew bubblegum and this came out ..

[fr3d1304]

@TheMaestroDude well now you know

[GlenM15]

sounds like tom hanks

[xIegionx]

Greatest Improv ever. Piper rules

[straywolf77]

@xIegionx Yup. When the scene was rolling, Piper forgot his line and Carpenter just let it roll - ergo the pause. Then he comes out with his memorable line.

Carpenter was ecstatic and the scene did NOT have to be reshot actually...

[xIegionx]

@straywolf77 from what rodney said, Carpenter didn't give him a line rather told him this is the position of arriving at a bank armed with sunglasses but you're not here to rob it and to "Say something!" and then he improved it

[yourtube1234567]

0:47

Boom Head shot!

[aj28pats]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I just bought a pack of juicy fruit

[LordrikZ]

@aj28pats juicy fruit isn't bubble gum

[limerick2090]

Gotta love his accuracy with a shotgun in a crowd of people

[bonvoyagetp]

am i the only one here who thought that was actually badass?

[piercdbruh]

@bonvoyagetp Nope! It was definitely badass!

[Freedom21stCenturi]

@bonvoyagetp i did

[jupiterkansas]

@bonvoyagetp Yes

[Pwnyoazz]

@bonvoyagetp duke does it better

[Detth2you]

@Pwnyoazz

fuck off this came first

[SeanMacGregor1]

I have come here to to chew bubble gum and troll people..... but I am all out of bubble gum...

[davidallenroth]

@randomhouse216

HA!

[randomhouse216]

@randomhouse216 Mikeockurts said the same about democrats and he got marked for spam. Let it never be said i am unfair I UNSPAM YOU!!!

[Jelyjiggler]

@randomhouse216 and by republicans you mean democrats right?

[ProtoCyberpunk]

@Jelyjiggler @randomhouse216  They are both the same.

[randomhouse216]

@randomhouse216 Hell i was kidding obviously people are concerned

[straywolf77]

@randomhouse216 Sheep.

How about 'statists'? Hmmm? Much better.

[LocoRico89]

@randomhouse216 and democrats

[randomhouse216]

@LocoRico89 AND Democrats

[LocoRico89]

@randomhouse216 Not offended by you saying republicans, I'm a libertarian who makes fun of the 2 party system while few Americans know that we got it right

[randomhouse216]

@LocoRico89 Indeed my comrade. But I must disagree with one thing. "Right" is an abstract. There is only perspective.

[mjbab73]

Piper improvised the line according to John Carpenter...It was something he was gonna use in a wrestling promo but hadn't. Think 3DRealms should pay royalties to the Hot Rod.

[Baalund]

So 3DREALMS took the quote from a movie? I never knew that :D

[AgeofGuns]

I'm not gonna fight you..... I'm gonna kick your ass

[1Adr1an6]

Wait.... Do we kick ass and chew bubblegum or chew bubble gum and kick ass ?

I'm confused...

[SuperCaptainbilly]

Whats the name of this movie?

[tutupatia]

@SuperCaptainbilly They Live

[TheFrocken98]

I got chills when he said..... "and I'm all out of bubblegum"

[OmegaRage]

The greatest film quote of all time.

[humpfry24]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and im all out of ass.

[Tipsyterminator]

Is this a film coz i gotta see this if it is it looks epic

[Tyler1990ify]

0:48 BOOM HEDSHOT!

[VicenzoV]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and order McFlurry...

...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[cjwhite414]

you're quite the shot mr. piper

[FilmC0llect0r]

ROWDY, RODDY PIPER FTW!

[ChompChompNomNom]

Duke Nukem is a fraud!

[JonTylerAllen]

RAPED

[LilyNicholson]

has anyone got here by tribal wars ?

[DrTaconinja]

what movie is this?

[hotelmario510]

@DrTaconinja "They Live", a famous John Carpenter film.

[chapoladu2]

WTF best line ever hahaha

And wtf, which movie is that? Keanu Reeves is in it lol

[67johnnyb]

i love this line it's so piper

[Ichiboy900]

I'm here to kick ass and eat granola. Lucky for you, I brought plenty of granola.

[mikexlr8]

This movie line never fails to crack me up :p - Classic!

[MjrDario]

what movie?

[AAPIVOTMASTERS]

@MjrDario john Carpenders: They Live

[MjrDario]

@AAPIVOTMASTERS thanks

[pawel1818]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. Lucky for you, I still have one stick left."

[blankthree]

best line ever.

[javenetti]

i like the mst3k variation better

[Saxony4]

@javenetti I love MST3K

[loLucasxD]

The real Duke Nukem

[KingCommando32]

@loLucasxD

Along with Bruce Campbell.

[loLucasxD]

@KingCommando32 And they will kick ass

[Trimackzero]

duke?

[NanoverseProductions]

Press 4!!!

[00StableSong00]

no comment!



[eltrono22]

Comment removed by FEMA.

[ivelxz]

i came here kickass and kickass and im all out of kickass

[JohnnyExcitement]

I have kicked here to chew come and gum bubbleass. And I'm all out of... wait... no... crap...

[smilypie100]

can he see hwo dies or something

[MrDekkard]

@smilypie100

no, the sunglasses make it possible to see aliens which look like humans

[mattwillbedefeated]

Jimmy Snuka disliked this video 52 times after getting hit in the head with a coconut.

[nextgener8tion]

best movie

[KillzRy]

Best line in movie history.

[snookpudge23]

i was playing linebacker and i was in a blits, and i said that to the offence and the line man laughed. the play went on i kiked ass with a sack. and i got a personal foul for saying it lmbo.

[heteromeles]

BADASS

[sonicadventureDX]

The greatest movie line of all time.

Now to go to a Shooting Range and declare this sentence before I pull the Trigger.

[WulfBand]

Time to get us some Reptilians :)

[machinmaman87]

i would most certainly prefer this over duke nukem forever....

duke.....please forgive us for what we did to you

[1234gnrslash]

I know what's going on and the context of it, but it's funny when you think of it as some guy getting high and steppin' into a store like "omg they're aliens" I wonder if anyone's ever done a parody like that lol

[TheHasanMurat]

I love the scene where he insults that old "woman" in the seven-eleven store. LOL

[Mattlarrivee]

I love it XD