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Only Mike Patton could ruin a song as good as this one. Why on earth did he feel the need to put these lyrics to such a great piece of music? Oh yeah, he just wanted to take something beautiful and ruin it, just like the guy the piece is about! Well done Mike, that was really clever and smart like!
@1Rasher1 Why did Jonathan Swift write "A Modest Proposal"? Did he really intend on the poor people in Ireland, to eat their children after they became a year old, so that they wouldn't grow to turn thieves for want of work or food, or leave their dear native country to fight for the Pretender in Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes? I think not sir, it was a satire. Just a joke to get people thinking; trying to kick start the end of Ireland's struggle against England's hegemony.
One of the best FnM songs ever. Provocative, tragic, cruel and hot... reminds me of American Beauty movie...the protagonist of this song is a pervert indeed but the song itself is more about death than about lust. Hand in hand together they fall. And that drunken piano theme adds alot to the mood of this song.
@Meatsparkle In Britain, a pedophile is a person that likes to have sexual relations involving feet. >_> In America, a pedophile describes a person that has an inappropriate (sexual) attraction to children... and often acts on these desires. What's the crucial difference? The spelling. This same attraction to children is spelled paedophilia in Britain.
Oh baby, oh baby...our blues joint. Me and my only love, bumpin' and grindin' to this song in a club in Paris. Such a song brings back a very few, oh-so-pleasant memories:-D Some dances are more sensual when couples never touch each other on the dance floor-rather than the ''leave-nothing-to-the-imagination'' that most dance routines consist of. Aaah, this song reminds me of the dance that is sensual, and one that leaves something to the imagination~hee hee hee
Wish I could hear this for the first time again. Thought it was a chilled jazzy ballad at first, then the "forty years older" line came on. I was like "Wait, what." and listened to it again.
Back in the day I was on the yard at Susanville and this dude from fremont turned me on to this band from the bay, this was the first song I heard and said to myself man this fucken dude can blow........ Beautiful Band..... One of the BAY AREA'S GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To all you politicaly correct nutsuckers out there, read about the old man in the book by Nabikov, to quote the Police. (Not the real police, the band with Sting that made songs.) It's just a veiled reference to a classic novel so you can stop pretending to be so appaled creepychris, your name and reaction said enough about you and you're the kind of moronic pervert I would kill if I ever caught you near any daughter of mine. I love this song because the lyrics get stupid people upset.
This song makes much more sense when you hear it in a strip bar setting. And strippers loved dancing to this when I came out. Some ot the 'pervy' parts seem much more in line.
All of the people saying that this song is "pervy" need to look at their own thought process. This isn't "pervy" at all. YOU are the perv for thinking that it is when it's not. What a bunch of fucking idiots.
@napalmdeathfan13591 um... You mean the "little girl would you like some candy?" and the "I'm forty years older" lines did'nt set of your pervometer? I hope you never have a daughter.
I absolutely LOVE this song but doesn't it sound like something that Robert Goulet or Wayne Newton would be performing in the Hula Lounge at the Airport Hilton???
This is an example of what Faith No More does incredibly well. Their music leads you in one direction, but the lyrics lead you into another direction.
I wouldn't mind if Mike Patton stalked me. ;) lol He could serenade me too *sigh* This is a creepy song tho. but I love the piano in this one. and as always, Mike's amazing smooth voice
pls...like all those old guys out there that were in love 'britney whore' cuz she wore that school girl outfit...come on...it's a very sexy song and it's great to strip to...MP is just a weirdo like the rest of us cool mother-fuckers and wrote a great song...
This was one of the best b side albums that ever existed. This track and underwater love and underwater love never got played on the radio around here. Faith No More was incredible. The piano did it especially; that's why I bouht the album to begin with. They were dedicated big time and they had the goods too. This was definitely a big picture album.
@Parent33w I agree completely. I actually bought the single cassette at the height of the band's popularity here in the States for the a side "Epic," but since then have listened to the b side far more times... and put it on many compilation tapes that I made for other people too (back when people still used cassettes). I haven't listened to the a side in years.
So weird this song... such nasty lyrics and sentiment, but the style and beat are SO damn SEXY. I love it! I just wish it wasn't so pervy. Ugh. Ugh and brilliant.
@llamaluvr789 " it's not the point, that I'm 40 years older~ " btw, I read something about the lead singer, that he was really pissed that they took his fave porno mags entering some country. Damn those customs people!
outstanding piano melody...
SUPERTRAMP8323 6 days ago
Mike, just get in my bed and be done with it!
Bishpot 6 days ago in playlist Faith No More
can someone tell me where i could find the piano sheet music for this? this song is the sex.
rittgers94 2 months ago
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Only Mike Patton could ruin a song as good as this one. Why on earth did he feel the need to put these lyrics to such a great piece of music? Oh yeah, he just wanted to take something beautiful and ruin it, just like the guy the piece is about! Well done Mike, that was really clever and smart like!
1Rasher1 2 months ago
@1Rasher1 Why did Jonathan Swift write "A Modest Proposal"? Did he really intend on the poor people in Ireland, to eat their children after they became a year old, so that they wouldn't grow to turn thieves for want of work or food, or leave their dear native country to fight for the Pretender in Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbadoes? I think not sir, it was a satire. Just a joke to get people thinking; trying to kick start the end of Ireland's struggle against England's hegemony.
mathiasisbackbaby 2 months ago 3
@mathiasisbackbaby Most philistines are unaware of who Tom Swift is.
AndrosStamou 3 weeks ago
LOL
malisha101proof 2 months ago
This is one of those songs you keep repeating over and over on the way to work. Love it!
MrTenaciousRob 3 months ago
Masterful
RecklessLife76 3 months ago
I can never get enough of this song
etompkins24 3 months ago
I can never get enough of this song
etompkins24 3 months ago
One of the best FnM songs ever. Provocative, tragic, cruel and hot... reminds me of American Beauty movie...the protagonist of this song is a pervert indeed but the song itself is more about death than about lust. Hand in hand together they fall. And that drunken piano theme adds alot to the mood of this song.
memmori1 4 months ago
If Berlusconi had a theme song it would be this one.....Oh yeah!
herbertmespinoza 4 months ago
Malditos pedofilos y mas encima los aplauden...
behindtheskin 4 months ago
Oh baby...oh baby....our blues joint......memories :-) I could never listen to this song too many times.....
SpeedyRoadRunner55 5 months ago
This song is hot as hell... And I mean it in a sexual way.. <3
Brollyhero93TOP10 5 months ago 16
Reminds me of... nevermind....
ViewWatchGori19 5 months ago 3
I'd come running for candy too!!!!!!
sweetnessisamber 5 months ago in playlist Faith No More 4
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kzh3studio 5 months ago
It was just so fucking beautiful until "It's not the point
That I'm forty years older" I was singing with him, then I looked at the lyrics and gone "WHAT, WAIT... ?!"
NightdemonProduction 6 months ago 7
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6 people were fucked by a 40yo guy when they were kids
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olympicgudim 6 months ago
@TheDCRocka good lookin out
malisha101proof 6 months ago
Time to fuckin snap kids time to fuckin snap
Pedr6500 6 months ago
This was the wedding song of the 16 year old with the 51 year old husband! lol
MissTia777 7 months ago 2
@MissTia777 wtf....
rroybraves 6 months ago
this album and angel dust the best their produced.
raulox17 7 months ago
Only Mike Patton could sing a song about a pedifile and make it sexy. Man this guy is fuckin hot
malisha101proof 8 months ago 56
@malisha101proof ......I had no idea that this song was about pedophile....fuck.!...are u sure??
mizpeejay 6 months ago
@mizpeejay I hate to say it but it's true. If you look up the lyrics and read them you'll see :(
joshk900 6 months ago
@mizpeejay Lol yea im sure
malisha101proof 6 months ago
@malisha101proof No doubt about that!!!
sweetnessisamber 5 months ago in playlist Faith No More
@malisha101proof
...what the fuck is a pedifile? ._.
Meatsparkle 2 months ago
@Meatsparkle pedophile sorry
malisha101proof 2 months ago
@Meatsparkle someone that likes to have sex with feet
bradlaventine 2 months ago 2
@Meatsparkle In Britain, a pedophile is a person that likes to have sexual relations involving feet. >_> In America, a pedophile describes a person that has an inappropriate (sexual) attraction to children... and often acts on these desires. What's the crucial difference? The spelling. This same attraction to children is spelled paedophilia in Britain.
SakuraMoonflower 2 weeks ago
Mike Patton can take me anyway he wants. Anywhere.
MalloryKnox27 8 months ago
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Mikzuu94 9 months ago
its about abuse
311mikepalmer 9 months ago
Oh baby, oh baby...our blues joint. Me and my only love, bumpin' and grindin' to this song in a club in Paris. Such a song brings back a very few, oh-so-pleasant memories:-D Some dances are more sensual when couples never touch each other on the dance floor-rather than the ''leave-nothing-to-the-imagination'' that most dance routines consist of. Aaah, this song reminds me of the dance that is sensual, and one that leaves something to the imagination~hee hee hee
SpeedyRoadRunner55 9 months ago
@SpeedyRoadRunner55 sex
LukeGNR94 9 months ago
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SpeedyRoadRunner55 9 months ago
Jethro Tull "Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent" Best creepy stalker perv line
bbeboutuaa 9 months ago
am i the only one with a boner right now
LukeGNR94 9 months ago
if you take the lyrics literally you are a moron. genius song and album
system922 9 months ago 4
Wish I could hear this for the first time again. Thought it was a chilled jazzy ballad at first, then the "forty years older" line came on. I was like "Wait, what." and listened to it again.
TheJoeyTaylor 10 months ago
Back in the day I was on the yard at Susanville and this dude from fremont turned me on to this band from the bay, this was the first song I heard and said to myself man this fucken dude can blow........ Beautiful Band..... One of the BAY AREA'S GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
orangeandblacksf 10 months ago 3
@orangeandblacksf
Susanville...ahh the memories.
sireggsalot 10 months ago
@orangeandblacksf
Susanville...ahh the memories.
sireggsalot 10 months ago
Hmmm Love this song..... Reminds me of sex and drugs :)
davidskitten114 10 months ago
Little girl, would you like some candy?
Lol WTF
FNM FTW!!
Awayze 10 months ago
I love this song!!!!!
FTM are one of my fav bands ever.
Awayze 10 months ago
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BLAGASPANTS 10 months ago
didnt pay attention to the words of this, shit i was plastered and 18, who cares!!!
pluvli 11 months ago
To all you politicaly correct nutsuckers out there, read about the old man in the book by Nabikov, to quote the Police. (Not the real police, the band with Sting that made songs.) It's just a veiled reference to a classic novel so you can stop pretending to be so appaled creepychris, your name and reaction said enough about you and you're the kind of moronic pervert I would kill if I ever caught you near any daughter of mine. I love this song because the lyrics get stupid people upset.
rbtu42 1 year ago 5
@rbtu42 Best response of them all. Well said
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AndrosStamou 3 weeks ago
best experienced by a dancer at a local gent's club :)
b000dah 1 year ago 3
@b000dah Hellz yeah. Have seen many many girls dance to this one!
shaned40z 6 months ago
This song makes much more sense when you hear it in a strip bar setting. And strippers loved dancing to this when I came out. Some ot the 'pervy' parts seem much more in line.
AtomicDogDH 1 year ago
@WEEBAWS
Or Oingo Boingo
Jeffersondatass 1 year ago
Such a dodgey subject for a song but done in a way that's totally irresistible.
Only Faith No More could pull it off.
WEEBAWS 1 year ago
Sempre gostei das músicas deles. Mas POR QUE eles se chamam "FAITH NO MORE"???
prestescorrea 1 year ago
@prestescorrea
English.....TALK ENGLISH!
PPdabest 11 months ago
Wow a dude with a youtube name of Runescape... really?
lalaland2423 1 year ago
@lalaland2423 He has a better name and better videos compared to you.
jhunter312 1 year ago
@jhunter312 So True! but idc lol
lalaland2423 1 year ago
@lalaland2423 some lonely people have youtube too
Lukith66 11 months ago
...viagem sensual eenlouquecedora...notas graves e esse baixo...extremesse vidraças como diz meu mano Foster...piração total e boa demais!!!
TheLuiza28 1 year ago
Seductively sick and I love it!!! Only FTM could pull this off!!! LOL!!!
gracielu1960 1 year ago
All of the people saying that this song is "pervy" need to look at their own thought process. This isn't "pervy" at all. YOU are the perv for thinking that it is when it's not. What a bunch of fucking idiots.
napalmdeathfan13591 1 year ago
@napalmdeathfan13591 um... You mean the "little girl would you like some candy?" and the "I'm forty years older" lines did'nt set of your pervometer? I hope you never have a daughter.
creepychris11 1 year ago
o.O perv song xD
gabrielayumi92 1 year ago
I absolutely LOVE this song but doesn't it sound like something that Robert Goulet or Wayne Newton would be performing in the Hula Lounge at the Airport Hilton???
stlslamgal76 1 year ago
so sexy
raisetheflag88 1 year ago
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"Would you like some candy???"
boondocksaintmurphy 1 year ago
or casino song :D
TheNejakejnick 1 year ago
it would be an awesome soundtrack for pórn
cordfluidnevoie 1 year ago
is this jazzy?
balerinauzicka 1 year ago
:* And we'll stroll to the edge of the world :*
KatarzynaJanus 1 year ago
This is an example of what Faith No More does incredibly well. Their music leads you in one direction, but the lyrics lead you into another direction.
Gwitfu90 1 year ago 34
@Gwitfu90 That's an old 'Steely Dan' trick that Mike does really well
sahmbedah 6 months ago 3
incredibly sexy.... love those lyrics pairing with mikes voice.
anestheticsex 1 year ago
It's the hypnotic music and beautiful piano tunes that I love about this song. The lyrics.....hmmmm.
4alks 1 year ago
this is so true and so great
utarefsonmetushelac 1 year ago
It's... True?
TheJoeyTaylor 1 year ago
@TheJoeyTaylor What? xD What is the problem? xD
nunolf180 1 year ago
Just finding it weird people relate to it, that's all. :P
TheJoeyTaylor 1 year ago
I wouldn't mind if Mike Patton stalked me. ;) lol He could serenade me too *sigh* This is a creepy song tho. but I love the piano in this one. and as always, Mike's amazing smooth voice
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ILOVEYOURWAY1 1 year ago
Só ouvi essa música uma única vez no rádio há muito tempo mesmo...
Demais. Eles juntos têm um talento impressionante.
prestescorrea 1 year ago
I love this song...but it is so wrong lol
italiangirl2627 1 year ago
So pedifile, so totally young lovins.
ViewWatchGori19 1 year ago
M Shadow-Matthe Shadows ftw. Mike Patton FtL!
lukafireman 1 year ago
@lukafireman You obviously dont know what you're talking about
boabzuya 1 year ago
excellent
napalmdeathfan13591 1 year ago
please file under "Coolest Song Ever"!!!
vealshanker 1 year ago
Fucking awesome tune!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistersoulful 1 year ago
Listen, I'll be the first to admit that the lyrics would be a bit pervy, but he's singin to a woman, AND THAT SHITS JUST PLAIN COOL!
reincarnated95 1 year ago
Even though this song is so so wrong, I can't help but sing it . Mike Patton is amazing :)
TaraJayne30 1 year ago
three words: perv, creepy, intoxicanting. In the best way possible.
pauladare 1 year ago
Great album, makes me wanna overcook my turkey pot pie and enjoy it while hanging upside down over some mudcracks.
SandBarAndYou 1 year ago 3
pls...like all those old guys out there that were in love 'britney whore' cuz she wore that school girl outfit...come on...it's a very sexy song and it's great to strip to...MP is just a weirdo like the rest of us cool mother-fuckers and wrote a great song...
phaedra76 1 year ago
tongue in cheek patton lyric about old geezers and young chicks......massive song.love it soo much.
birdspoppa 1 year ago
I dont know what happened to this band, is one of the best bands ever . awesome music
JAREDOETC 1 year ago 2
@JAREDOETC
their website says they are back together and are about to tour and possibly record a new c.d.
undeadduffman 1 year ago
this song is perfect for new and old lovers alike
mistydawn516 1 year ago
smexy
Uzumaki5731 1 year ago
The vocals in this track remind me so much of H.R. from Bad Brains. Probably one of Mike's early influences.
Devilock79 1 year ago
Makes me want to marry my wife...AGAIN!
vealshanker 1 year ago
@vealshanker
asd....marry...asd
culocacatoslabbrato 1 year ago
Fucking awesome!!!!!
Been dying to hear this song for awhile
now....Thank you
abanahasky73 1 year ago
how did you say, candy...?
Cioara8 1 year ago
i love this song is creepy but genious!!
vvz1234 1 year ago
This was one of the best b side albums that ever existed. This track and underwater love and underwater love never got played on the radio around here. Faith No More was incredible. The piano did it especially; that's why I bouht the album to begin with. They were dedicated big time and they had the goods too. This was definitely a big picture album.
Parent33w 1 year ago 2
@Parent33w I agree completely. I actually bought the single cassette at the height of the band's popularity here in the States for the a side "Epic," but since then have listened to the b side far more times... and put it on many compilation tapes that I made for other people too (back when people still used cassettes). I haven't listened to the a side in years.
PuyoSama 1 year ago
The Real Thing was SOOOO Awesome...great album of 89 :)
DarkPrincess702 1 year ago 2
you are all a bunch of pricks this song id fucking briliant i can tell you arent fans you ase holes fuck you all
selfrazor6 1 year ago
learn to spell before you insult....i was a fan of these guys long before they became popular
moloci21 1 year ago
So weird this song... such nasty lyrics and sentiment, but the style and beat are SO damn SEXY. I love it! I just wish it wasn't so pervy. Ugh. Ugh and brilliant.
mousepotato66 1 year ago 4
michael jacksons personal favorite of FNM
SamYarbrough77 1 year ago
yeah, this song is totally about pedophilia.
thewindowliquor 2 years ago
feeling...FNM!,RULEZZZZZZZ!!!!
SuperLoko7 2 years ago 2
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i FUCKING love this song !!!!
dinamitebaby 2 years ago 4
The girl is of legal age. The guy is just real old. It's inspired by Frank Sinatra
hdbngr5 2 years ago 4
i think i heard this song in a porno movie one time...
rightsideup40619 2 years ago 2
beautiful song with creepy lyrics, but on the same time i love the lyrics.
Phangaea 2 years ago 4
You can trust me, I'm no criminal. But I'd kill my mother to be with you. One of the best creepy stalker perv songs by far=)
llamaluvr789 2 years ago 59
@llamaluvr789 " it's not the point, that I'm 40 years older~ " btw, I read something about the lead singer, that he was really pissed that they took his fave porno mags entering some country. Damn those customs people!
loriannedc 8 months ago
awesome voice...Mike Patton RUlezz!!!!
LooLitka8 2 years ago 13
and we'll stroll to the edge of the world.
fckuvrymch 2 years ago 5
Awesome song!!!!:)
jungleslutsm 2 years ago 2
ill do anything 4 the little girlys
nydaveaz520 2 years ago 23
*Sexual predator detected*
RuneScape560 2 years ago 63
*activate pedo-laser*
CrownedWithLaurels 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DieKrawallschwester 2 years ago
@RuneScape560
<33 the best
nicolyferreira 1 year ago
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ILOVEYOURWAY1 1 year ago
@RuneScape560 hahahahaha!!!!
its a true!!!!
a sexual masturbation predator like Mike Patton, and that its true!!!!
I dont believe that!!!
GeorgeSaag 10 months ago
@nydaveaz520 p3dofile?
mekloten 1 year ago
@mekloten
Patton isn't talking about himself he just like to write weird shit he wasn't even 40 when they recorded this
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@nydaveaz520
ill do anything 4 the little girlys [2]
but boys haha
nicolyferreira 1 year ago
@nydaveaz520 'For a little caress' sorry
BilboBaghead81 1 year ago
@nydaveaz520 Pedobear likes you.
Glamoramaful 1 year ago
this song its for all my girlfriends......
cityfiend 2 years ago
so all your girlfriends are 5 year olds ?
shadowprince101 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHA touche.
XD
ace125koo 2 years ago
grande faith no more uma das melhores bandas dos anos 90
Giovana327 2 years ago 3
Perfect. Still love FNM!
chocolatepoundcake 2 years ago
Such a creepy little song, when you read the lyrics. But, then again, that's just vintage Mike when you think about it :)
EverDownward 2 years ago 3
I like the bass line of this song. Very cool!!
Lannuh1982 2 years ago 3
blues..? schaue nach... ich planne doch, dieses Lied zu lernen :) :p
Cioara8 1 year ago
nice song
Deotromodo 2 years ago
I'm sooo in love with faith no more.. I can't wait to see them on october... patton is a god, really :D
Jeanesays 2 years ago 3
Thanks,great song! :-)
7mok 2 years ago 2