Game Fails: Battlefield 3 BETA "His gamertag was never more appropriate"

[spike5333]

i had to look at it 3 time i thought it said epic bitch

[OFFGUARDGAMING]

he was too eager

[Ajera123]

It was a "No jumping zone"

[chrisA233]

it takes skills to trip and die on flat surfaces

[LewstarMK]

Lol at "OmniscientAmbiance" stealing a top comment.

[OmniscientAmbiance]

"Ma'am. You're son's been killed"

"Did he die with honor?"

"No his teammate ate so much KFC that he had a gravitational pull"

[littlemarlight]

@lionferrari777 both hd glitches and died and his gamertag was xXepic glitchXx

[iliketoplaygamez]

epic glitch made epic glitch epic lol

[TheSIFilms]

I've got 99 problems but a glitch ain- oh wait

[Lionferrari777]

iam not shure what the fail was his gamertag or the glitch

[DFWTF]

I died stuck on a rock the other day

[soaponaroapDG]

@ripTheRevPaulGray Halo does this and worse, watch fails of the weak by the rooster teeth and see how many ghosts go flying for no reason... In the finished game.

[RedsVsBlue]

@soaponaroapDG That doesn't happen very often. The odds that your ghost would go flying are slim.

[ANTINAM]

his name is epic

[gingerofwar97]

I used to play BF3 until I took a glitch in the knee

[JB0nline]

At first I didn't think that they deserved to die, then I realised that they had "x's" before and after their name( I bet you thought that I was going to say something about taking an arrow to the knee, didn't you? :D )

[Dudewiththehair321]

TRIP WIRE!!!

[TheJumpingNinja]

In truth Halo 3 had more bugs, glitches, and bluescreens than any other game in history... But at least they fixed them.

[coltsfan354]

@TheJumpingNinja Somebody has never played a Bethesda or Rockstar game.

[TheJumpingNinja]

@coltsfan354 Read the facts...

[ripTheRevPaulGray]

battlefield and cod both suck..

[Str8Faced]

@ripTheRevPaulGray not as well as your mom tho

[ripTheRevPaulGray]

@Str8Faced is what a third grader would say

[Str8Faced]

@ripTheRevPaulGray Immaturity begets immaturity

[ripTheRevPaulGray]

@Str8Faced It was immature of me to speak the truth? oops. Piss off, kiddo.

[Str8Faced]

@ripTheRevPaulGray The truth. Lol. Have fun with your random negativity.

[ripTheRevPaulGray]

@Str8Faced Get over it, kid. This and cod are both horrible.

[Str8Faced]

@ripTheRevPaulGray like you're taste in video games apparently

[ripTheRevPaulGray]

@Str8Faced sorry. I like good games that don't incessantly FAIL at realism with half a million glitches and bugs.

[Str8Faced]

@ripTheRevPaulGray such as?

[ripTheRevPaulGray]

@Str8Faced Command & Conquer, Resident Evil, Halo, Dead Rising, Assassins Creed...All infinitely better than CoD or BF.

[gingerofwar97]

@ripTheRevPaulGray Halo doesn't have bugs? o.o

[ripTheRevPaulGray]

@gingerofwar97 did I say that? oh, no, I didn't. But it sure as hell doesn't do this.

[gingerofwar97]

@ripTheRevPaulGray Dude, EVERY game has bugs, every single video game has glitches some big some small and unrecognizable.. also I love your username I love both those bands.

[sirpokemon123]

I did this into a pole on Caspian Border.

[BlackWater1986]

That guy stole his soul :p

[Marksman1965]

XxIamawsomeXx

[superpivoter13]

I remember getting shot or blewn up and it said suicide...:(

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

Not his fault, someone put a glitch in his way.

[Metaknight251]

Such an ironic name to the vid

[TheMillironEffect]

Thats what you get for putting x's around your name, douchebag.

[elrichzann]

Not my fault, someone made the ledge 2 inches off the ground...

[MrDocMinecraft]

Not my fault, someone put Arsenic in my coke......

[Codcraft187]

Know if you look closely you can see that...........AHHH IT GLICHED

[The1stPistolSniper]

so you got your owned dogtags...

[ChuckFukingNorris]

Lol his name is xXEpic_glitchXx

[TheSpartan00307]

Use LIFEALERT!

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

[BattleFieldReloadzz]

That fucking happen to me in that same spot lol

[AnotherPostcard]

"Ah- I tripped. I, can't, go on."

[DroneElite4862]

I can't help but think "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN"

[sporetox]

"Ma'am, I'm afraid your son died in the line of Duty"

"Did he at least die a hero"

"No Ma'am, He Tripped while charging into battle."

[THEPBman2011]

Y is xbox battlefield 3 beta not working? Plz comment back

[carepackagemarked]

@THEPBman2011 it stopped working the 10th at least it did where i live 

[RidleyPwnsU]

@THEPBman2011 It closed at October 10. Full game on 25th I think

[ReesesChannel]

@THEPBman2011 The beta ended.

[XxAwSoMeDuDe11xX]

haha my youtube account name has the same xs lol

[Stinsonboi]

ive seen a name called a cum splat. so on call of duty people are killed by a cum splat

[agusman18]

@Stinsonboi Almost as funny as seeing the kill feed saying "____ pummeled About 436 hobos," or "Al Gores Lapdog assassinated ____."

[CrazyBlackJesus]

the worst gamertag ive ever seen is XxXAidsXxX

[Marble144]

There was a guy that had his gamertag "AHoardOfGayMen" so everytime he killed someone it said "Youve been killed by 'AHoardOfGayMen" XD

[vo7tage]

I'm cancelling my pre-order because of this

[Breakneckhydra1]

@vo7tage

And not a single fuck was given that day.....

[the0US0marine]

@vo7tage It was a BETA. It was not the final product and it was not a demo. This is what the BETA is for. Finding glitches and fixing them so they do not happen inside of the final game product. Gees people like you need to fucking get that through your heads.

[vo7tage]

@the0US0marine I'm just kidding, bro. The beta is like 6 months old, nothing near the final.

[K2ACP]

That's why it's called a beta

[gameplayer4885]

it's a trap!

[vorres123]

should add another "x" for the fail.

[tapewormrage]

0:18 Don't leave me behind!!

[reNINTENDO]

What is he, a ghost from Reach?

[prower42]

@reNINTENDO IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

[icanhazacomment]

This happened to me and I teleported in front of my squad mate I got a revive :)

[ye11owsn0w]

@icanhazacomment same with me, sort of, except it threw me into a wall and killed me.

[TH3SHUR1F]

"Ma'am, we're sorry to report, you're son has been killed."

"Oh my, was he being a hero?"

"No. Gravity's a bitch, ma'am."

[Jamesisgone]

Epic Glitch? more like Epic Bitch lol. Why do people think it's cool to put a million X's on their gamertag?

[fram4153]

@Jamesisgone because the name they were going for was already taken. derp

[Jamesisgone]

@fram4153 oh really? I just always chalked up to immature kids that think they are cool

[KevinSmellsGood]

Gettng killed by tripping over a rock ...this game is TOO realistic.

[555lawlz]

u no what's really ironic about this video my favorite color is blue and the sky in that game is sometimes blue

[fishagotit]

wat do u tell the family of the fallen hero..... um he was a good soldier who serve his country with pride unfortunately he couldn't tie his shoes well

[Toyjake2]

He Tripped....



[mtravieso1]

In soviet russia garden mows u

[the0US0marine]

@mtravieso1 You don't mow gardens.

[nikm54]

@the0US0marine your right, gardens mow you

[the0US0marine]

@nikm54 ...That wasn't a joke. You don't mow a garden. You mow grass.

[Mrzombiedrummer]

@the0US0marine here i will just correct it... "in Soviet Russia, lawn mows you" yus! success

[nikm54]

@the0US0marine and so was mine. And you can mow a garden.

[ISAFMobius18]

The crater is the soldiers most feared enemy, laying in wait ofr its pray to stumble into its trap, making the Marine kill himself before it can feed.

[anthony21266]

his name was right

[deigo12]

I think Battlefield 3 is a little TOO realistic if you can trip and fall and possibly die.

[turtleseattacos]

At first it looked like xXEpic BitchXx SUICIDE

[Slendoman]

XEpic GlitchX died from a glitch.GLITCHCEPTION

[longshotwolf]

lol he tripped! =)

[JShadowLurker]

Who would have thought tripping on the side of a crater could be so deadly?

[DrDarkheart]

Actually you guys this isn't a glitch the game is going for ultrarealism and well he was running through a crater while pulling out a pistol. He obviously tripped and shot himself in the face.

[xIRGUYx]

this happend tpo mee

[iiZyKloN]

last time I played the beta every time I moved I would fall under the map, and when I stopped moving I would reappear where I was originally at.

(I had a perfect connection 0.o)

[ImFuturePara]

he fell over and killed himself...

[KSIRaDCaD]

thats actually happened to me once...

[TheWhiteNinja100]

TheDevil92 did this to him. Why Devil, WHY?

[rashes95]

crater was radioactive?

[siith94]

'Tripped to death'

[FoxAwsumness]

My new gt is XXXxxxXXXxxxXXXXxxXX.

[joebobby1412]

Truer lolz were never had

[DRpencreas]

i think there is a hidden messege here.... so im gunna go change my gamertag to XxTapsalotofassxX

[str0m]

lol

[mike3mra]

Who else thought it said "Epic Bitch" Suicide?

[Dtinva1]

@mike3mra i did XD

[bearzyyy]

woo they used my fail!!

[Burdulader]

thats what betas are for, to find this stuff

[HellX999]

AAH MY TOE!!! I THINK I BRUISED IT!!!

[PinkBob88]

It's funny because he's playing Battlefield on an Xbox

[dragonchief777]

@PinkBob88 so im assumin ur not a fan of xbox huh...

[gofojibwas]

@PinkBob88 So let's skip right to it and I'll ask you what you paid for a computer that can possibly run BF3 at highest graphics, and then after you do that, I will feel entirely comfortable playing BF3 on my 300$ xbox when it comes out, experiencing only slightly less impressive graphics and smaller game/map sizes.

[TheBetaTube]

@gofojibwas You can easily build a computer that could run BF3 rather decently for under £200 afaik.

[gofojibwas]

@TheBetaTube What seriously? And that's only if you were to build your own desktop? I was in the Alpha and although my laptop has a shitty video card I'd hoped the 4 gigs of ram and the quad-core processor it had would make up for it, but best it could do on lowest settings was about 1 fps haha

[TheBetaTube]

@gofojibwas Well you have to remember that the Xbox 360 or PS3 even are using technology from 2006. Building a computer today (and making sure you know what you're doing) you can very easily build a more powerful system that uses all the latest technology and takes advantage of DirectX 10/11 for example.

[XxSequndaEtapaXx]

@gofojibwas Thats because of your shitty graphics card. Your ram only controls how much you can and your processor is how fast you can do it. But its almost impossible to play games if you dont have a decent graphics card.

[gofojibwas]

@XxSequndaEtapaXx ...Brutal.

[demonfurrylover]

@gofojibwas but true.

[Hollyclown]

OH GOD MY ANCLE!!

[Shootemout01]

Halo: Reach finds its way into other games no matter what.

[18LSP]

I had that exact thing happen to me

[derden95]

Story of my life

[Slither93]

I got this exact same glitch. I was running towards the subway entrance, when I, after jumping over a bench, suddenly got blasted into air and got killed. By empty air.

This Beta is perfect!

[Thealmightycorndog]

That's why you should never bother to use a pistol

[ThatBasmo]

its like his squad member spawned under him while he was going over the hill and he tripped on him lol

[KNKProductionsUSA]

The quality on my phone. Can someone tell me his gamertag

[Sk8er0208]

@KNKProductionsUSA XEpic GlitchXx



[tehTripleB]

@KNKProductionsUSA Its XxEpicGltichxX

[cavs64rox]

I like how someone fires a rocket in the background at the end and then the Game Fails explosion comes up.

[tostea]

That exact same thing happened to me in the same spot

[h0rn3ts31]

...i thought it said XEpic BitchXx

[ColorblindMonk]

Live by the glitch, die by the glitch.

[666nadroj]

his name needs more X's

[GamingXSportXClub]

@666nadroj anymore x's and this will be rated M.

[MrArron4]

@666nadroj Call of duty players have a x at the beginig and end of their gamer tag

[Juggernever]

It was that day the US military learned not to place spring boards on the outside of craters

[BassOnABudget]

I didn't know that stubbing ur toe hurt that much!

[TheRifle308]

SURPRISE HEART ATTACK!

[EhSeattleite]

Irony was all like, "What up, SUCKAAAA?"

[sarg1010]

Now imagine if this were hardcore, and he had taken out the other guy as well.

[XReachHalo]

his narcolypsia set in

[Asimovo01]

@XReachHalo more like necrolypsia

[Evil409]

the beta is the fail

[MaltaLumpie]

@Evil409 it only works with cod

[heltfuckd]

@Evil409 a beta is for finding glitches like this one, its not a demo

[Evil409]

@heltfuckd did i say it was a demo? i'm just voicing that this beta is so much worse than other game beta's. the Reach beta never had something as bad as this as far as i know, nor did the Gears 3 beta. i don't even think the Halo 3 beta was this bad

[heltfuckd]

@Evil409 no you didnt, but you did. if you go into a beta and not expecting bugs then you kinda thing that its a demo.

a beta is where we test the game to find bugs like this one right there and the falling under the map one.

its a entire new engine for the game so bugs like this are expected. its better to find loads of bugs before the release then after the release.

halo should have had a longer beta since there is some pretty crazy shit going on sometimes (but its awesome when it happens)

[Evil409]

@heltfuckd i already knew what a beta is, i'm not an idiot. i'm just trying to make you understand how i find it amazing that so many problems got by the alpha stage. that's really just me quoting something a friend told me about the beta anyway as i have less than no interest in this beta or this beta's full game. i'm pretty much listening to a friend's complaints about the beta and agreeing with them cuz it sounds like there's way too many problems in it even for a beta

[heltfuckd]

@Evil409 the reason why there is so many glitches where in the beta and got by the alpha stage is because it was a closed alpha, not open, so the codes got mixed up when it went live, and the truth is, many of the bugs where fixed in the game on PC when the beta was live.

btw you cant really make a opinion on something you havent experienced, thats like me saying CoD sucks monkey balls without even trying it.

[Upgaminginfo]

@heltfuckd you are speaking the truth :D A is a Beta. like you said the reason why there are so many glitches is because of the new engine. We are not only testing online but the engine also! @evil409 yes those other beta's didn't have that many glitches because those where finished games that had their servers stress tested.

[GanatoryRedeye]

@Upgaminginfo And the funny thing is that it's still on the Frostbite 1 engine.

[Upgaminginfo]

@GanatoryRedeye what the beta? no no no it never ever ran on frostbite 1 engine.

[Jed1Master97]

xD

[UPINDAT247]

piece of shit beta!!!

[BeBBeNr1]

@UPINDAT247 <- fucking retard.

[Domo627]

His buddy spawned IN him, so that might be the problem...

[Tataru5117]

that crater mustve been hot as fuck

[DanJoeProductions97]

WHYYYYY?

[Alexthapanda]

list I have small testicle k? thumb meh up so i feel better.

[darlthris]

@Alexthapanda i bet they shrank when i thumbed down

[Alexthapanda]

@darlthris

thanx alot they deflated now.

[DSJeffers]

This is why you don't run near holes in the ground!

[riffler24]

Really? Pistol hate?

[DXIbroninjaXD]

Lol epic glitch.

[Panzershreck22]

That's what you get for using the m9 tact. you jerk!

[tagosan]

Well now we know why his tag say "xXEpic GlitchXx"

[graah2]

XEpic GlitchXx died from a glitch, irony at work...

[oCANADIANo]

@graah2 that's what the title is implying. thanks captain obvious