Who do these idiot Xians think they are? Even if we pretend the call was real, do they really think that their god will only be moved to action if THEY ask him to? How freakin' arrogant can you get?! If their god has "a plan" then he's gonna do whatever the hell he wants, with our without their bullsh*t prayers. I can't believe we share the planet with such nonsense!
christians are so stupid...believing in all that ridiculous hocus pocus, and worshipping a book that was written 2000 years ago by primitive superstitious goatsherdsmen and fishermen.
The strange thing is that we now how a bearded old man who comes and speak top a chosen few, just him speaking causes the world to change. He can start wars, end depressions and al kind of neat stuff
Haha. Well, I dont agree with this kind of bullshit christianity. I mean, I go to church, but I go to a standard united church in Canada, and they dont push god on anyone. I mainly go because its a community thing, and thats why everyone goes. I wouldn't say its stupid, but I think
Well, I go to chruch. But I dont agree with the chrstian bullshit like the "OH LAWD, SAVE JEEESUS" kind of shit. I go to a united church up in Canada, and they dont push god on us or make us afraid of anything. The main reason why everyone goes is cause its a community and everyone likes talking with each other and stuff. I don't think the bible is stupid, but I think that the religious bullshit that they ram down your throat is stupid. I love watching these prank call vids tho lol.
sex is an "blessing", an "incredible experience", I will keep on with that and skip kids. Im only 16 and havnt considered having kids at all in the future.
Psshhh...I wouldn't want any goddamned kids either! What a fucking drag it has to be to be a parent. I hate it when people try to make being a parent sound like it's a "blessing", an "incredible experience", or any of that bullshit! That goes for marriage as well!
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these prank callers are pussies GET MAD YOU SONS OF BITCHES...instead of um um um....GET MAD WHEN YOU PRANK.....YELL...Another HUGE Pussy.....LEARN HOW TO PRANK
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I am against a lot of the beliefs of Chrstianity, but this is purely mean. Don't you have any compassion for your fellow human being? You are scratching the bottom of the barrel to get a few laughs, purposefully. How about you gog and crank church's chicken or something.
I hope you do more of these, Hanzi. Call and pretend to be in a hospital, and you had your dick removed, and you're trying to find a reason to stay alive. Complain that you cannot procreate, like the Bible commands, and you can't jerk off, or "have your fun" with hos.
I do the same thing to the Mormons and Witnesses when they come a knockin'... Bring ém on!
HENJAM48 3 weeks ago
you should argue with them, this is just weird
dopeasfuckk 1 month ago
ALL PASTORS ARE FAT BECAUSE LOOK HOW WELL THEY GET PAYED ALL DAY SITTING THERE MUNCHING THERE FACES IN WHILE THEY THINK OF WAYS TO BUILD DECEPTIONS
CODEDTESTAMENT 3 months ago
i love this shit!!!!! i want more. fuckin' great!!!!!
oregonatheist 7 months ago
I grew up in a trailer hahahaha
MobiusX 9 months ago
I find it hard to truly hate these guys. He is patient and caring and even if he does believe in some bs he seems like a nice decent man
draber12 10 months ago 4
@draber12 I also thought the religious dude was doing a great deed by taking this guy seriously, and trying to help him out...
tourettesdetectives 10 months ago
Who do these idiot Xians think they are? Even if we pretend the call was real, do they really think that their god will only be moved to action if THEY ask him to? How freakin' arrogant can you get?! If their god has "a plan" then he's gonna do whatever the hell he wants, with our without their bullsh*t prayers. I can't believe we share the planet with such nonsense!
SubconsciousGatherer 1 year ago
LOL imaginary friends. It's funny he mentioned imaginary friends while talking to some religious person.
Wordlaw12 1 year ago
lmfao i wish this dude wuld jus make a video of saying... "Hello... may i first say hallejuah... AND SUCK MY BALLS U DUMB FUCKING BITCHES"
gtaiv117 1 year ago
@gtaiv117 He's not Sal Governale dude
15Mikedelta 10 months ago
i grew up in a trailer in belleville lololol!!
NORTHERNKONFLIKT 1 year ago
I dislike religion - but the host is actually trying to help, the best way he knows how - this is not funny at all.
Also - the caller sounds like he's a sedated retard.
Checker222 1 year ago
christians are so stupid...believing in all that ridiculous hocus pocus, and worshipping a book that was written 2000 years ago by primitive superstitious goatsherdsmen and fishermen.
lancetop 2 years ago 31
The strange thing is that we now how a bearded old man who comes and speak top a chosen few, just him speaking causes the world to change. He can start wars, end depressions and al kind of neat stuff
His name is Ben Bernanke btw
snakecharmer133 2 years ago
@lancetop
Haha. Well, I dont agree with this kind of bullshit christianity. I mean, I go to church, but I go to a standard united church in Canada, and they dont push god on anyone. I mainly go because its a community thing, and thats why everyone goes. I wouldn't say its stupid, but I think
m1up 2 years ago
@lancetop
Well, I go to chruch. But I dont agree with the chrstian bullshit like the "OH LAWD, SAVE JEEESUS" kind of shit. I go to a united church up in Canada, and they dont push god on us or make us afraid of anything. The main reason why everyone goes is cause its a community and everyone likes talking with each other and stuff. I don't think the bible is stupid, but I think that the religious bullshit that they ram down your throat is stupid. I love watching these prank call vids tho lol.
m1up 2 years ago
lol yur going to hell
yoyoma102 1 year ago
@lancetop shut up bitch
HobiexAngelxBey 4 days ago
why are all pastors fat?
1911sa 2 years ago 2
haanzi you are fuckin hilarious haha
RES1ST0R 2 years ago 4
sex is an "blessing", an "incredible experience", I will keep on with that and skip kids. Im only 16 and havnt considered having kids at all in the future.
alliancesuxftw 2 years ago
Psshhh...I wouldn't want any goddamned kids either! What a fucking drag it has to be to be a parent. I hate it when people try to make being a parent sound like it's a "blessing", an "incredible experience", or any of that bullshit! That goes for marriage as well!
GlennBeckEnvoy 2 years ago 4
ha! it be funny if u called back as marry haha
SK3RO 3 years ago
You had him eating out of your palms that time.
massspectrician 3 years ago
LOL
MurphyisDaCaptain 3 years ago
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these prank callers are pussies GET MAD YOU SONS OF BITCHES...instead of um um um....GET MAD WHEN YOU PRANK.....YELL...Another HUGE Pussy.....LEARN HOW TO PRANK
MasterKanato 3 years ago
no u
OreoVII 3 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen Mr Conway Twitty.
DanRaccoon 2 years ago 2
what was this. dis right here is lame
monsta616 3 years ago
i can smell the sweat off of the hair of the fat man's nipple
VoteOlegForJesus08 3 years ago
delicious
sgtsnakeeyes11 3 years ago 2
Should have at least had Mary call back and turn the show into an over the phone Maury Povitch episode.
nominalvelocity 4 years ago
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I am against a lot of the beliefs of Chrstianity, but this is purely mean. Don't you have any compassion for your fellow human being? You are scratching the bottom of the barrel to get a few laughs, purposefully. How about you gog and crank church's chicken or something.
leafsoup 4 years ago
how is this mean?? you have no sense of humor at all!!!!
clfrngy87 3 years ago
Excellent. Your calls are great. They are just subtle enough to drag them along.
Richardgwm 4 years ago 22
though it's funny, it's kinda mean to make the guy at the end pray for some marraige that doesn't exist. funny however...
Ballsinger 4 years ago
Considering prayer is worthless, people who do it tend to for their own selfish reasons anyway, so it's the same as if the marriage was real.
I do feel a bit sorry for this guy, he was always one of the nicest ones on this show and one of the least hateful and nasty.
VariedInterest 2 years ago 5
Classic at the end. "I told my wife to watch this... I just want to tell her that I'm breaking it off"
Stingray55 4 years ago 3
This didn't sound like a prank call at all. It just sounded like some dumb christian cry baby who can't figure out how to find a divorce lawyer.
CobiCapri 4 years ago 5
hahha he played him nice
scabdirisaq 5 years ago
hahaha i would love to see what that dude above me suggested!
hondastyle 5 years ago
I hope you do more of these, Hanzi. Call and pretend to be in a hospital, and you had your dick removed, and you're trying to find a reason to stay alive. Complain that you cannot procreate, like the Bible commands, and you can't jerk off, or "have your fun" with hos.
petrhlm 5 years ago