It will be missed. For all of five minutes. And then the second cutest squirrel in the world will come up behind it. That one will also run towards the car and there will be NO CUTEST SQUIRRELS IN THE WORLD LEFT!
Sexkittens, Jordan. It's called sexkittens. Not HomicideSquirles. Stay on target. Oh wait, I suddenly remembered who I am talking to. Wanna do colab about butt plugs? Tripple Nipples? Anal Bleaching? Ice docking? The 68? Or do you just want to do a 5AD spot. It's great, you get drunk and yell at a camera. Do it, mofo.
We've asked Krums to do a spot for us awhile ago but he's so busy giving us these minute clips he couldn't at the time maybe he will for you....thats how great you are...Obs for President (President of the beer club)
You've become quite the whore for a 5AD, huh? The thing is, I just never took you for a person who would get so hard over a collab channel. The trip nips and anal bleaching, yes, but a collab channel on youtube? That just never made sense to me. It must be the whole "drunk" thing. Is it like AA for the internet? Enlighten me.
Animal suicide is a subject that has been sorely neglected in modern society these days. It needs to be addressed head-on, much like the head-on approach Sharilynn took in killing the squirrel in the first place.
That's not the squirrel I was teasing a few months back, was it? I didn't drive him to this, did I?!? DID I?!?!?!?
Oh, God, I can't deal with this level of guilt!
kittyprydekissme 1 year ago
It's girl on girl on squirrel action.
CommentorX 2 years ago
Jordan, this script is absolutely perfect for what you guys have built to date under the title of "Sex Kittens". Just sayin',BC.
benzone50 2 years ago
Now tell me: are you being sarcastic here??
krumbine 2 years ago
Actually I'm not. It distracted people from what they were expecting and the dialogue was well acted out.
benzone50 2 years ago
Damn! Just when I was getting into it it was over! And the ...umm...you know... they where prominent!
That was a tease! A tease I tell you!
(btw squirrels sux) ;o)
JimmerSD 2 years ago
Yeah, I know ... this one was way too short.
krumbine 2 years ago
FRESH!!!
clebrane 2 years ago
Now if only I didn't have writers block! I could write more like this one!
krumbine 2 years ago
RIP cutest squirrel in the world
NeoBards 2 years ago
It will be missed. For all of five minutes. And then the second cutest squirrel in the world will come up behind it. That one will also run towards the car and there will be NO CUTEST SQUIRRELS IN THE WORLD LEFT!
krumbine 2 years ago
she has a evil look about her...me thinks sam is right
FalconNeko 2 years ago
YES!!! Two girls! Right on! And some road kill action... haha. Good job ladies!
combustication07 2 years ago
Oh, this is just the beginning of the two girls. It gets way worse.
krumbine 2 years ago
LOL! The cutest suicidal squirrel in the world.
Great episode Jordan, well acted Sam and, ...
Very cool!
benzone50 2 years ago
sam needs to become an actress......she's brilliant
OnCall101Villa 2 years ago
Thanks! I'll make sure she sees your comment.
krumbine 2 years ago
i think im gonna like this lady!
b.walker*
ALICEandBRENDA 2 years ago
Just because she's a sexkitten doesn't mean she has no feelings.
Jervns 2 years ago
not for nothing....Jordan you're a lucky fuck Sam is hot...more sex talk less Squirrel talk...ok maybe a little beaver talk be nice :)
fiveawesomedrunks 2 years ago 2
took the words right out of my mouth
matrix2k3 2 years ago 3
Not me. Just so you know.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Sexkittens, Jordan. It's called sexkittens. Not HomicideSquirles. Stay on target. Oh wait, I suddenly remembered who I am talking to. Wanna do colab about butt plugs? Tripple Nipples? Anal Bleaching? Ice docking? The 68? Or do you just want to do a 5AD spot. It's great, you get drunk and yell at a camera. Do it, mofo.
obsquatch 2 years ago 3
We've asked Krums to do a spot for us awhile ago but he's so busy giving us these minute clips he couldn't at the time maybe he will for you....thats how great you are...Obs for President (President of the beer club)
fiveawesomedrunks 2 years ago
hey brother Squatch
matrix2k3 2 years ago 3
You've become quite the whore for a 5AD, huh? The thing is, I just never took you for a person who would get so hard over a collab channel. The trip nips and anal bleaching, yes, but a collab channel on youtube? That just never made sense to me. It must be the whole "drunk" thing. Is it like AA for the internet? Enlighten me.
krumbine 2 years ago
Five Stars!!
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago 2
thanks!
krumbine 2 years ago
Emo squirrels for the win! Anyway, you never slow down for animals because you'll only end up in a tree >.>
TheMcSpazatron 2 years ago
Animal suicide is a subject that has been sorely neglected in modern society these days. It needs to be addressed head-on, much like the head-on approach Sharilynn took in killing the squirrel in the first place.
krumbine 2 years ago
Sam is defending squirrels? I thought she was #1 on the waiting list to kill that squirrelly conniver that makes these videos. :-P
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
True, very true .... HEY!
krumbine 2 years ago