This be my (soon to be ex) girlfriend's song!!! Stupid bitch is a dick magnet. Found out today that she's been cheating on me, and now I cant get a hold of the bitch. FUCK YOU TOO SLUT!
This band is a fucking joke. The musicianship is so pathetically shallow. How many more shitty bands are gonna write stupid fucking songs about slut whores and break ups with the simplest of lyrics and boring simple notes? Garbage...plain and simple.
@james6661231 , all of Theory of a Deadman's songs aren't about sluts and whores. they have lots of songs that are about life. so don't call Theory of a Deadman garbage if you only listened to 1 song. just saying!
Sorry guys but this sucks ass along with everything else TOADM spewed out. Seriously, it's incredibly generic, boring and the lyrics are just plain stupid and sound like something a horny 13 year old would write. "my girlfriends a dick magnet".
And not to mention how sexist this is, Basically what I'm trying to imply is THEORY SUCKS ASS!!!!! THEY"RE WORSE THAN EVERY NICKELBACK SONG put TOGETHER
@MoreParksLessParking honestly if you hate them, why are you wasting your time to look at this video and comment on it? it really doesnt make sense of you to do that. and also, the more time that goes by the more sexual content will come into the musical world because it's the easiest topic to work with. i understand you have your PERSONAL opinion on them, but you're still wasting your time to come here and find their song and then write that out. i enjoyed the song while i replied to you.
@MoreParksLessParking Honestly, sounds like you are one of those people who love to find fault with everything. If you don't like Nickleback you there is something horribly wrong with you. So go listen to whatever P*ssy *ss music you like, I bet it would be something that really blows. Get a life hippy.
@ApDr2482 even the subscribers on moreparkslessparking's page don't have anything good 2 say 2 or about the person, so, y waste ur time? just watch the pretty men n women, n try 2 4get imbeciles that have nothing better 2 do than 2 shit disturb....
as gnr would say "y let 1 bad apple spoil the whole damn bunch?"
Finally an HD version of this song! I don't understand why these music companies can't put HD videos up (especially after watching an advertisement). I got a damn HD camera and HD videos on youtube and I'm broke as shit (thank you strip club).
@charanarox lol I try to help if I can quite annoying with WMG and such flagging videos, and it's not like they aren't up already just uploading what it was meant to be for entertainment lol
this shit is gay. not homosexual....it just sucks. bad. so......whats the difference between this band and nickelback?....nothing....they both suck. fuck you.
95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop songs over and over. if your one of the 5% left who still listen to real music, thunb this up, then copy and paste it to t least 5 video's. DONT LET ROCK AND ROLL DIE
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Theory of a deadman SUUUUCCCCKKK!! whoever listens to these talentless idiots is a pathetic looser. But you already knew that didn't you you trailer trash hicks.
@shapour88 ur an idiot let mr guess you listen to shit like bellas lullaby or justin beiber.... theory of a dead man has WAY MORE talent then you will ever have!!!!!!!!! get over it cuz u suck .I.
good song.... and for all of you how want to date or fuck a striper thing long and hard about it.. i did and i did not think about it bad things happend
to bad all you can get is censored bullshit just because some bitch didn't want her kid hearing "bad words" then dont let him listen to it dumbass -.- good song though
2:36 BANG
SavageBezerkEclipse 2 days ago
@SavageBezerkEclipse Ok, that didnt work, try 2:32...lol
SavageBezerkEclipse 2 days ago
This song....
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..is Freaking Badass!
MGApcPro 3 days ago 2
MY GIRLFRIENDS A DICK MAGNET !!!
DI77ING3R 4 days ago
strippers i wish
jackass5564 1 week ago
girl strippers are fun
MAKAROV142 2 weeks ago
From a Canadian girl that saw Theory of a dead man on Feb 7 in Ottawa let me just sat there fuckin hot,,,and amazing ,,,,the best!!!
BooLappy71 3 weeks ago 2
Q) Why does this song describe every girlfriend I have ever had?
A) Good girls are boring...
soldierfaceguy 3 weeks ago 2
I LOVE COOKIESSSSSSSS
smoothcheesy 3 weeks ago
this is the awkward moment when you find out your girl friends a stripper(also the good part when you find out your girl friends a stripper)
supersaiyin3goku8 3 weeks ago
why those guys aren't famous :O ???
madirax2 3 weeks ago
GREAT SONG.!!!!!!!
TheBestOfAll2121 3 weeks ago
Fuck yes! An uncensored version with the music video!!
MusicIsMyLifeXD100 4 weeks ago
First time listening to them and they're really good eventhough they sound like Nickleback a little haha
infight 1 month ago
14 people are gay
Draque002 1 month ago
Love this song!! After two years.. this was the First song my Man danced with me too ;)
lounsbury2011 1 month ago
Finally, an uncut version of the video!
ShawnDorseyM 1 month ago
awesome song.
kenman1717 1 month ago
Not bad though you are a little off on the music to the video.
dawgman67 1 month ago
Anyone else agree that nurse is smocking fucking hot?
l337ness101 1 month ago
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oldschool1056 1 month ago in playlist heart pumping
This porn has good music. XD
bk1283 1 month ago in playlist Music 37
@bk1283 Heheh
rukia3600 1 week ago in playlist BVB
Sigh...why cant all women be normal like this?
sodapop554 1 month ago 6
the song is such amazing and video isn't bad, too!!!
DizzMizzShizzl 1 month ago
Finally an uncensored good quality version of this, thanks man
FreshOuttttt 1 month ago
Awsome stripper song & video. Kick's ass!!!!!
MrSexto 1 month ago
I NEED TO SEE THIS CONCERT
imfrickincrazy 1 month ago
thumbs up if shes your dream girl
MrTommygunn18 2 months ago
these guys ROCK in Concert !!!
itzpms 2 months ago
I still get a kick out of the fact once upon a time, I knew the nurse in this video
DieselRebel 2 months ago 2
she is bad...but on a good way !
0404bman 2 months ago
This be my (soon to be ex) girlfriend's song!!! Stupid bitch is a dick magnet. Found out today that she's been cheating on me, and now I cant get a hold of the bitch. FUCK YOU TOO SLUT!
SumB101 2 months ago 7
@SumB101 DAMN STRAIGHT BRO
lavenderflutterby337 2 months ago
Hey, anyone ever notice that this guy has a fucking great voice, and all Theory songs blow the shit out of most Bands.
NickelBack the same very thing.
Bennucks 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 4
Been a long time since I've seen anyone sporting a pompadour.
scoalro 2 months ago
If anybody gets a boner your etheir a perve a porno acted or just horney
awesomeTommy2233 2 months ago
i use this song for my wrestling entrace !
DmaxDup 3 months ago
Hugs and kisses, Sex and biscuits. have to agree with evilangel221
deathmage157 3 months ago
Video starts: Whoa pretty cool song.
Halfway through: 8==========D boner...
Headcrab389 3 months ago
SHE'S MINE!
MrFelDuh 3 months ago 3
lol i knew i wasn't the only bad girlfriend my bf played this one day when were were fucking now i get it lol and i'm drunk and stoned lol
SuperBamaLover 3 months ago
speaking of awesome songs and stripers look up girls girls girls motley true you l be happy!
theguythatweird 4 months ago
I've been using this song for working out for almost a year now I gotta say it's the most booster song I've ever had for working out.
Mr187canada 4 months ago
play this on a guitar and feel godlike !!!
Kegnier 4 months ago
hes probably the only one to rock the Elvis Hairstyle
Warderblade 4 months ago in playlist Pumped not cut 3
great music video, unfortunatly, u cant c wat happens backstage
GunsGoP3wP3w 4 months ago
no the ppl that didn like this video were probably floating on fairy dust
townwiththeclowns 4 months ago
we need more girls like these in the world........
MegaHateusernames 4 months ago 3
the 12 people that disliked this were probably priests
MrTooflyforawhiteguy 4 months ago 4
We need more of THOSE nurses!!!!!!
AnselmoFanZero 4 months ago 3
Fuck vevo & it's censorship!
psymon2005 4 months ago
@psymon2005 time to start our own rebelous dictatorship on YT!!!!
harris3693 4 months ago
Well done. Thanks for putting this up!
Edcognito 4 months ago
shes a keeper thats for sure...
1892839389482908424 4 months ago
uauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu very good
Jaine123ish 4 months ago
nuts, still not uncensored...
Nickompoop 4 months ago
Canadian, sexy haircut. he's a bad bad Boyfriend!
juslisten2music 4 months ago 2
i dont really get the vid other than she said se went to the hospital and instead she went stripping..
crow5423 4 months ago
i would have paid them to be in this video!
Kelter2 5 months ago
@wojcikjt123 lmao
Kelter2 5 months ago
2:19 is the face of sex God ... this boyfriend is really very hot man !
punksharz 5 months ago
look at 2:19 how damn sexy he is!
nobody else coud look so damn hot
kealus 5 months ago
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kealus 5 months ago
i'd bang her so bad.
downhillrider09 5 months ago
BONER
1105qwer 5 months ago
thanks big up and fthe ten hater i guess you all are haters to the good life with no ladies so f u
hsreaper180 5 months ago
lets play the game of try watching without getting a boner i already lossed
squiremaster1996 5 months ago 2
@squiremaster1996 i didn't get a boner lol, i guess i win
devonXcloud 5 months ago
@squiremaster1996 LOL the comments are as great as the videos!!
Cadillac1944 5 months ago
This band is a fucking joke. The musicianship is so pathetically shallow. How many more shitty bands are gonna write stupid fucking songs about slut whores and break ups with the simplest of lyrics and boring simple notes? Garbage...plain and simple.
james6661231 5 months ago
@james6661231 theyve got good songs, this is just a change. get over it.
ItzLizardOMighty 5 months ago
@james6661231 , all of Theory of a Deadman's songs aren't about sluts and whores. they have lots of songs that are about life. so don't call Theory of a Deadman garbage if you only listened to 1 song. just saying!
TheCorie20 1 day ago
I see rap is no longer the only genre to sample. This whole song is a sample, of crap.
Jovenza2 6 months ago
Sorry guys but this sucks ass along with everything else TOADM spewed out. Seriously, it's incredibly generic, boring and the lyrics are just plain stupid and sound like something a horny 13 year old would write. "my girlfriends a dick magnet".
And not to mention how sexist this is, Basically what I'm trying to imply is THEORY SUCKS ASS!!!!! THEY"RE WORSE THAN EVERY NICKELBACK SONG put TOGETHER
MoreParksLessParking 6 months ago
@MoreParksLessParking I agreed what with you said until the Nickelback part.
imJoblo 6 months ago
@MoreParksLessParking honestly if you hate them, why are you wasting your time to look at this video and comment on it? it really doesnt make sense of you to do that. and also, the more time that goes by the more sexual content will come into the musical world because it's the easiest topic to work with. i understand you have your PERSONAL opinion on them, but you're still wasting your time to come here and find their song and then write that out. i enjoyed the song while i replied to you.
t0x0cduff1vids 6 months ago
@MoreParksLessParking Honestly, sounds like you are one of those people who love to find fault with everything. If you don't like Nickleback you there is something horribly wrong with you. So go listen to whatever P*ssy *ss music you like, I bet it would be something that really blows. Get a life hippy.
ApDr2482 5 months ago
@MoreParksLessParking Electric light orchestra, really, hmm, says alot right there.
ApDr2482 5 months ago
@ApDr2482 yea. what about them?
MoreParksLessParking 5 months ago
@ApDr2482 even the subscribers on moreparkslessparking's page don't have anything good 2 say 2 or about the person, so, y waste ur time? just watch the pretty men n women, n try 2 4get imbeciles that have nothing better 2 do than 2 shit disturb....
as gnr would say "y let 1 bad apple spoil the whole damn bunch?"
princefan1995 5 months ago in playlist sin
omg 9 dislike @__@ get off
I LOVE THIS SONG <3333
AuDIMeskute 6 months ago
F'ing awesome song and video.....WAY TO GO
Thejayrayg 6 months ago 2
Finally an HD version of this song! I don't understand why these music companies can't put HD videos up (especially after watching an advertisement). I got a damn HD camera and HD videos on youtube and I'm broke as shit (thank you strip club).
Great vid and song!
AtlRacerBoyz 6 months ago
I heard this song on the radio and i liked it, so I went on youtube and wrote: nickelback-bad girlfriend
BolFelix 6 months ago
whats the girls name????!!!!!!
HIMZAISCOOL4 6 months ago
Dude dont listen to what these fuck ups are telling you, its a great song man ;)
HIMZAISCOOL4 6 months ago
Booooonnnneeerrr
297152011 6 months ago
skylover256 you are my hero!!! I have been looking for THIS version of the video on youtube for a while. THANK YOU!!!!
evilangel221 6 months ago 56
@evilangel221 LOL no problem!
skylover256 6 months ago 27
@skylover256 guys like u make youtube so poular,greetings!!!!
charanarox 5 months ago 19
@charanarox lol I try to help if I can quite annoying with WMG and such flagging videos, and it's not like they aren't up already just uploading what it was meant to be for entertainment lol
skylover256 5 months ago 7
@skylover256 thank you so much f=4 posting this cause this song is the only song banned in my country by them :S
aserty48 3 months ago
@evilangel221 yes thank you for video!!!! :)
blackopsgamer92 3 months ago
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this shit is gay. not homosexual....it just sucks. bad. so......whats the difference between this band and nickelback?....nothing....they both suck. fuck you.
josephjayify 7 months ago
@josephjayify If it's so bad why did you click it? go troll else where while people enjoy good music.
skylover256 6 months ago 6
@josephjayify the fuck you talking about, dude? TOAD is MUCH better than Nickelback. However, this song is one of my least favorite by this band.
JMitchProductions 6 months ago
@josephjayify beter then u bitch
dinosaurbieberful 6 months ago
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unholydude101 6 months ago
i just raped the replay button....
gutarguy229 7 months ago
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This video was just added to a music playlist at JustPlay.fm
justplayfm 7 months ago
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yeah! my song favorite Theory of a Deadman. I love the girl in the video lol:)
666SATANMETAL666 7 months ago
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666SATANMETAL666 7 months ago
muy buen video!!!!
JavierContti 7 months ago
i fucking love this song
spaztazticMMFCL 7 months ago
I came to watch this becausee it's Ebs' favorite band. Not bad at all. Actually quite amazing :)
melanie1735 7 months ago
@melanie1735 LMAO thats awesome ! Im a HUGE fan of both the band and player !! GO OILERS !1 :)
Jg9393 7 months ago
Thanks for the unrated version :D liked
ImDown2Skill 7 months ago
7 people didnt get laid last night by there "bad girlfriend".
ranger2hpking 7 months ago
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you say lady gaga, i say Led Zeppelin
you say hannah montana, i say AC\DC
you say owl city, i say Deep Purple
you say jonas brothers, i say The Rolling Stones
you say justin bieber, i say The Beatles
you say taylor swift, i say guns & roses.
95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop songs over and over. if your one of the 5% left who still listen to real music, thunb this up, then copy and paste it to t least 5 video's. DONT LET ROCK AND ROLL DIE
MsAnonymous42 7 months ago
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MegaKillershit 7 months ago
6 people have lame girlfriends :s LOL!!!!!!!!
harris3693 7 months ago 3
I love this song.
EliTheMidget 8 months ago in playlist random 2
THANK YOU for posting the unedited version!
och70 8 months ago
much love for doing the unedited un-VEVO version
hotdoghammerhead 8 months ago 2
he he he 3:D
sabbirshahrier 8 months ago
funny how the song reminds many people of their ex
victorjoepie 8 months ago
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Sounds like they ripped off the guitar riff from Fire Woman by The Cult
cmcgregs 8 months ago
Sounds like the ripped off the guitar riff from Fire Woman by The Cult
cmcgregs 8 months ago
New Porn Vid!!! Wanna bite those Breasts...
Huyarist 8 months ago
3 haters
12345Robin99 9 months ago
Now officially four haters. They only did it because the guy said no dislikes
ThelastFosteronearth 8 months ago 2
@ThelastFosteronearth haha defiance
12345Robin99 8 months ago
@12345Robin99 Nice dude :D
ThelastFosteronearth 7 months ago
thought of The Hangover 2 when they were getting lap dances hahahaha SO WRONG!!!
UnAmEiTwEmAkEiTFILMS 9 months ago
Theory of a Nickleback. he he.
TheWhatever41 9 months ago
Geared up to see them at the KY state fair!!! HELL YEAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!
mandinbj 9 months ago
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Theory of a deadman SUUUUCCCCKKK!! whoever listens to these talentless idiots is a pathetic looser. But you already knew that didn't you you trailer trash hicks.
shapour88 9 months ago
@shapour88 go troll beiber please
PowerUpXX 9 months ago
@shapour88 ur an idiot let mr guess you listen to shit like bellas lullaby or justin beiber.... theory of a dead man has WAY MORE talent then you will ever have!!!!!!!!! get over it cuz u suck .I.
edwardluver83 8 months ago
mhk you CAN'T dislike this song AND the video !!!!
samsim5 9 months ago
The guys face when she comes out! LOL!
spikey1281 9 months ago
I really like it ! ;D
xCrystalForest 9 months ago
Man this is an epic song!
MrMike363 9 months ago
I thought this was Chad Kroeger who is sinning wehen i first heard the song O.o
BoindilDerVierte 10 months ago
@BoindilDerVierte Get them mixed up too
spikey1281 9 months ago
I thought this was Chad Krueger who is sinning wehen i first heard the song O.o
BoindilDerVierte 10 months ago
I actually expected the music video to better... =(
But the song is still epic.
SpikeDude07 10 months ago
They really shouldn't be exchanging money via their mouths.. that's pretty unsanitary.
But the song is hot :)
AyjayPerson14 10 months ago
that is the best facial expression i have seen in a while
thedarkone31 10 months ago
omfg! i love dis song! " my girlfriends a dick magnet" and " if you mess with she'll fuck you up" ugh he is cute!
sillypoptart 10 months ago
GreaT!
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mylifeaspatricia 10 months ago
This song eats ass.
GeekinAintEasy 10 months ago
this song is sexy, reminds me of me haha
xLynsieMarie 10 months ago
Thats fucking great rock!!!:D
Frog9Splash 10 months ago
I want a bad girlfriend :D
aznmaven 10 months ago
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GottaBeStraight 10 months ago
Wow for 35k views yay for my most viewed video plus no thumbs down! thanks everyone!
skylover256 10 months ago 46
@skylover256 9+ dislikes thought it said "dis-i-like"
DivineDivinity1999 5 months ago
Absaloutly love this song its pure amazing!!!
zachster328 11 months ago
Canadian rockers have that certain "zing" which is sorely missing over in the us and Europe.
pgbokhari 11 months ago
@pgbokhari all that beer, donuts and fighting in hockey, my friend. ;3
TheMasterTrainer 11 months ago
@TheMasterTrainer not to mention the girlfriend from hell.... LoL
pgbokhari 11 months ago
I love strippers
pilsnercha 11 months ago
good song.... and for all of you how want to date or fuck a striper thing long and hard about it.. i did and i did not think about it bad things happend
xXBlackWolf0Xx 11 months ago
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KelwinDicks666 1 year ago
sounds exactly like Nickelback O___o ... anyway i like it \w/ ^^
XxDomiiixX 1 year ago
@XxDomiiixX they are part of nickelback`s record label
9DKong 11 months ago
man i havent heard this song in forever!! love it
yake12 1 year ago
hahaha i love that music video its hilarious!!!
lphiljipl 1 year ago 2
and he's a bad boyfriend for being in a strip club rofl
Sal0ry 1 year ago
Thumbs up for the first video with no dislikes!!!
maricham84 1 year ago 2
been looking for a hd uncensored version... thanks!
beausaus 1 year ago
i wish my girlfriend was that bad
saadsnake6 1 year ago
fuckin perfect!!!=D
HMLabeLlllRuleZzzz 1 year ago
holly shit this band is like nikelback
hedarfoota 1 year ago
FML
TheBoaConstrictor95 1 year ago
this song isn't just badass, it's amazingass
Wul3r 1 year ago
Download the audio from this tune at searchripgrab doht cohm.
LiesaShultz810 1 year ago
would not be complaining if my girlfriend was a stripper
locketom 1 year ago
@locketom
Oh yeah you would, give it a week...lol
jgoodz420 1 year ago
I love this Track as well as my girlfriend^^
1990RiseAgainst 1 year ago
to bad all you can get is censored bullshit just because some bitch didn't want her kid hearing "bad words" then dont let him listen to it dumbass -.- good song though
HaveSumBoatsNHoes 1 year ago 13