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  • That's because you killed Dumbledore you bastard!

  • HAHA!!!

    Not half as bas as any Wagner opera though....

  • Total knockout 0:20

    

  • You don't fuck with Morgan Freeman or he'll throw swords at you.

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  • watch enter the void, it takes the dude a couple minutes for his heart to stop beating

  • What a bad movie. Love it.

  • He did get stabbed in the heart/lung area, and seriously, if you knew you just sustained an injury like that in THOSE days, you know yer a goner - sometimes its just time to lay down and die.

    I love the 0:19 on the old lady... a shot like that would kill you instantly...period! lol

  • IRL he would probably have lasted much longer...

  • if you are not a medical professional, your insights are worthless.

  • haha countdown ..........classic well done

  • And I was lead to believe that the Countdown music only lasted for thirty seconds.

  • Keep pressing 3 ever one second, amazing dance

  • Should've cut his heart out with a spoon, probably would've died quicker.

  • I'm MORETHANFREEMAN 

  • Genius, sheer genius.

  • LOL - this is awesome simply for the countdown tune that plays!

  • @Trek001 totally agree especially the amazing freeman sword toss and how fast she dies ahahah fuck that was funny

  • Alan Rickman was the best thing in this movie. There's no (and won't be) better Sheriff of Nothingham. Amazing actor and brilliant acting in R.Hood.

  • yippie kai yay motherfucker

  • noooo Prof. Snape!!! xD

  • Happy Trails Hans!

  • Oh my goodness, this made me laugh!

    I loved Alan's performance in this scene! And hey, the longer he stays alive, the better :) He carried this movie

  • Well....

    Ordinary people may have died faster, but this one didn't have a heart to start with. :P

  • Do you have any more of these?

  • I have this movie and 'smy fav movie in the world and i'm 11

  • this movie is responsible for the most epic line of all time:

    sheriff of Nottingham's cousin "...robin of locksley"

    sheriff of nottingham "*fuming* i want you to find him, and when you do, i want you to carve his heart out with a spoon!"

    SONC "a spoon? wouldnt a knife be better m'lord? why a spoon?"

    SON "BECAUSE... It'll HURT more you TWIT!"

  • Shoot... the... glass

  • hed be fine.............. its missed his heart.

    taking it out is a big mistake

    but if sum1 threw a big sword at a ugly grandma with a spear.

    that exact thing would happen.......

    @ whoever had something to say about the stab. got any slicing vids? lol

  • good movie

  • lol i can just see the director, "Okay, hes going to stab you, and all you have to do is walk around, take the knife out, and then die for 47 seconds."

  • if you're stabbed in the heart it takes at least 2 minutes for you to die. about 1 minute if your jugular is sliced and the only way to instantly die is for you to stab you neck all the way through to the spinal cord severing your connection to your brain. trust me, i study this.

  • @angrytitties not if its morgan freeman you're fucking with

  • @angrytitties if what you say is true than.... Dying really is a bitch then

  • @angrytitties I'm certain I don't wanna know, but why are you studying it? :S

  • @Ekcyboo i'm an aspiring navy SEAL. You have to know these things :)

  • hes coming out of his mouth.LOL

  • Morgan freeman.............Tac knife + commando pro xD

  • this movie is as bad as everyone says lol

  • in chuck norris russia kills you

  • @xxPhantom14xx what

  • ROBIN KILLS SNAPE

  • Only Morgan Freeman can kill someone in 19 milliseconds. Pawnt. 

  • professor piton?

  • Scimitar win.

  • where was carrol vordaman?

  • 1:13 I can only say one thing: wtf?

  • MORGAN FREEMAN FTW! :D

  • Jason Voorhees got the record not this one.. :(

  • one of the best endings ever

  • hahahahahahahahaha very funny hahahahahaha

  • MORGAN FREE MAN WILL KILL YOU ALL.

  • 1:20 fail 

  • WE DID IT!

  • Was that Morgan Freeman?

  • LOL...Snape can't be killed!!!!

  • HAX

  • at 40 seconds i was like fuc**ng die already! loll and that white haired crazy bi*** omega she needs 2 go optometrist

  • king kong took like, 30 mins....

  • Snape, what's wrong? Snape? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape!!!!­

  • Greatest. Ending. Ever.

  • LOL ending

  • Well that most likely would have hurt.

  • someone would not did from one stab he would live but wtf he was walking around like he wasent dieing

  • fake

  • HE FRICKIN KILLED SNAPE!!!

  • Morgan Freeman FTW!!!!

  • wow in 47 seconds he can take a coffe before die XD

  • It is awesome how Rickman plays it up though.

    "Stabbed? Me?! Stabbed?!" etc etc disbelief until the hammy dramatic close-up, then dead.

    Plus the which getting owned with a flying Scimitar is fucking awesome. Way to tell them to sit down, Morgan...

  • WTF

  • ROBIN IN DA HOOOOD :D

  • haha lol

  • Do people seriously think that you would die straight away from getting stabbed?

    This isn't CODMW2 and throwing knives ... =/

  • @EkzzS True, but this is Prince of Thieves, the movie where they walk from the south of England to Nottingham via hadrian's wall ffs. Not exactly an realistic movie.

    Anyway he was stabbed in the heart, so I doubt he would be able to campily walk round the room gurning at people.

  • @overfiend30 And the fight with Little John was at Aysgarth Falls in Wensleydale :D The "shower under the waterfall scene" wasn't too far from Aysgarth Falls. The waterfall is called Hardraw Force. I used to goto these places around the time that this film was released because I was a kid back then. Still a brilliant film though

  • @EkzzS

    he got stabbed in the chest

    So this is pretty realistic

  • @EkzzS Depends on where you stab

  • @EkzzS Yes I seriously think that would happen, especially if it is straight in the f-ing heart.

  • @SpankTV well, I've read some stories of soldiers from WW2 and some soldiers were able to walk against the enemy with bullet hole in their heart, sometimes up to 10 steps before dying. IMO the main factor is where and how bad the heart has been wounded.

  • @EkzzS cod black ops should have a delayed death with tomahawks, where you walk around for 10 or 12 seconds without being able to do a thing.

  • @EkzzS no, it'll take a lot of time. But this is a f...ing movie. It completely breaks the tension of the scene when you must wait that long for something simple and obvious to resolve. This was a lame attempt at a "realistic" death.

    It was obvious from the beginning of the scene that this would be a fatal blow, and that the bad guy would not survive. Prolonging this for so long just killed the scene.

  • @EkzzS Well in that case he would. straight through the heart.

  • @DemonicGenocide no he wouldn't... you wouldn't instantly die from a stab wound to the heart... you can last up to 30seconds+...

  • @EkzzS A wound as direct as that... you would go straight into shock and then die. His body wouldn't be able to walk him around like that. it would shut down. There's a reason why the heart beats so often and so constantly. Its because if it stops... the body stops working.

  • @EkzzS ..if you get stabbet STRAIGHT IN THE HEART...i take 2 secs..then your down...

  • @EkzzS Yea man, all the kida these days are weened on CoD and think you can just swipe a knife in front of somebody's face and they instantly die too - you'd have to slice open their neck or stab it into a vital area of the body to kill someone, and they'd not die instantly unless it was clean in the heart or deep enough into the skull.

    They'd be writhing around on the floor or trying to crawl for a good 20 seconds or so

  • @EkzzS That old bitch didn´t get stabbed, she got Morgan Freemaned

  • moran freeman FTW

  • Alan "Sexy" Rickman does not die easily.

  • only morgan freeman can kill someone that quick

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  • hahahahahahhaa

  • Shoulda just used an Avada Kedavra on his sorry ass

  • .19 seconds haha

  • Chuck norris could have killed all of the people in this clip in

    0.000000000001 seconds....it only took that long because he took a coffee break

  • 1:18 instant kill!

  • boromir dies slower:P?

  • hey thats the bad guy from die hard! haha and is it really that hard for some one to make the longest movie death? lol

  • @Trace284 well technically, her death was in slow-mo for the most part, so it would be shorter if it were in real time.

  • lmao i ddnt know they had black people in europe back then

  • @xyllok He was a Moore in Europe. And yes there were Black People, they were conquering Southern Spain.

  • die bitch

    

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  • Trinity took waaaaay longer to die in the matrix series.

  • @chancewhat SNAPE?! where?!  i have to hug him!!! HE LIVED FROM NAGINI :D

  • Quite realistic tbh, people don't die instantly. Still funny to watch :P

  • epic witch!!!

    

  • @chancewhat OMG HANS GRUBER!!

  • @chancewhat he was alot of things before he was snape.

  • Morgan Freeman is the shit!! Black present, bitch!!

  • 01:18 pwned.

  • ladys weird

  • LOL 01:15!

  • Omg she hot, marians not 2 bad either :P

  • ke lixo

  • If someone had two harts...

  • Total score: 47:16 :)

  • 1:15 EPIC FAIL

  • fail

  • DIE ALREADY DAM

  • i saw this movie! lol

  • Hans from Die Hard?? :P

  • bad acting ._.

  • hahaha!

  • Holy crap o_o

  • see morgan freeman knows how to get rid of sumone quick xD

  • Effing Die already o_O

  • nice vid

  • PWNAGE

  • :D:D:D:D:D:D

  • lmfao failure!

  • somebody should time bill murrays death in zombieland.

  • @KhmerProphet lol it was 1 minute and 30 secs :D

  • haaaaaaaaaaaha

  • DAMN! 47.16 secs.!? o_O

  • lol at the constant drooling

  • LMFAOOO , THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  • he died better in Die Hard

  • Hahahahah. We were watching this movie in history and everybody in class was yelling at him to die already. =D

  • Clap CLap Clap!!!!

  • Dang snape... Swallow sometime.

  • Hahaha

  • you gonna die today buddy?

  • Was that Snape?

  • @First231 yea it was :)

  • I Lol,d so hard at 1.04 XD.

    Costner, Robin Hood it,s so laughably bad fighting, Errol Flynn or Sean Connery could beat him with one sole hand

  • LOL that sucka coud of lane straite on his back and just wait :D he coud survive if he i lucky!

  • I prefered men in tights

    Awesome spoof, And it took him longer to die. So long im not suer if he did

  • This movie was actually good, although I don't know why Rickman Shatnered it up this much.

  • lol

  • wait so was that timer supposed to mean that dude took 47 minutes to die??? holy frick

  • @SuperChimmy No, 47 seconds from the Knife hit him.

  • ahahahaha!! perfect!

  • They bled that sucker dry. O:

  • Snape? Snape! SNAAAAAAPE!

  • World Record for what? a killing scene?

  • oh my god! robin hood just killed SNAPE!!!!

  • The real world record is Paul Rueben on Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie.

  • haha..No

  • Morgan "Azeem al-Bakhir" Freeman is one badass muthafucka.

  • a human being can survive alot longer when being stabbed

  • all i could see was him drooling his way off to hell

  • He acts immortal.

  • who but Morgan Freeman!

  • noes snape, no kill hims!

  • the music!!! hahahaha so cool

  • pfff I've seen longer

  • omfg thats long lol

  • 0:47 what tyhe hell is this

  • lol right when he died, u shoulda seen robin's face. EPIC FACE. he was kinda sittin there casually think shut the fuck up and die already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this vid just goes to show you how terrible acting can b sometimes.

  • Sean Connery in the untouchables takes longer

  • Must be Chuck Norris in disguise. and after 47 sec, he decided to take a nap because the sword was making him tired.

  • @195tiger But how, Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he only waits