Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies Part 4

[clamshire]

im rubber youre glue.... SCOOBY DOO!

[gr33nday4u]

the impersonations Dana Carvey does is worth enough to refund the economy. his talent is pure gold. 

[EinSofVirtuoso]

Wow, the cc on this is freakin hilarious hahaha

[MrJmbush08]

say your an "evil doer", what are you gonna do? Call up another "evil doer". Say, HEY! you feel like doing evil?

YOU BET!

[greenAppleVodka]

14 bitches tasted lead.

[Savemefromhelen]

For Impressions:

Dana Carvey vs Robin Williams

[jprenderg]

@Savemefromhelen carvey for accuracy, williams for energy. both are legendary.

[pattisgirls]

omg I'm gonna pee my pants by the end of this show, this man is amazing! what's the name of the show where he does the rock group singing about broccoli? I would love to have that.

[chiefindomer]

@pattisgirls That was his HBO special, it was called "Critic's Choice". His best performance imo.

[MaggieBrightside]

"i scream out, 'taste my lead, bitch!' and wet my hunting trousers."

[bre22f]

He looked not unlike a baby quail..

[iSecks92]

Fool me twice, once on shame. Fool me again, and twice in once.

[Danshro]

14 people are evil do'ers

[Platypus10122]

OMG..........so hilarious!!! Dana Carvey is so dead-on with his impersonations....

[PHMI16]

I allways imagine Bush listening to this and feeling like the biggest ass that ever lived..

[em129836]

TASTE MY LEAD BITCH!!!

[Slayerkid16]

@em129836 that has me rollin everytime.

[XXPrincessMidna]

"...Is he retarded?"

[MrXuan77]

mr bush!!

[megadudesky]

14 ppl are nutballs

[NeonFishies1]

I'm rubber your glue... Scoobydoo.

[spinderellafire]

HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA this is Chuck McCloskey in like... 30 years.

[cbargione]

Love this!!!! Thank you to all Democrats!!

[shugochara2]

Did 'chu bag a quail?

[Masterlink981]

@shugochara2 Uh, not exactly Mr. President.

[SimuLord]

Team America missed a golden casting opportunity for Kim Jong-il.

[HeyItsNami]

Why do these videos even have dislikes. I hate you all. This is beautiful.

[Mikey0000089]

I remember when I first saw this on HBO I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. If you are looking for a good laugh at the end of a day or just a good laugh in general, you should watch this.

[trojangirl246]

technically, all men ARE secreted equally

[trojangirl246]

i think if dan quayle went hunting with them and he got shot, then dick chaney can say that technically he did shoot a quayle/quail

[Masterlink981]

Half man Half Penguin.

[Masterlink981]

All over that board!"

[Masterlink981]

"Mr. Bush! North Korea going to stand down on our nuclear pogam!

We are not going to continue in your sanctions against our country!"

"Let me tell you something right now, fool me twice, once on shame, fool me again and twice in once!"

"WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ENGLISH IS DAT?! YOU HAVE THREE ADJECTIVES IN A ROW, THREE PONOUNS BACK TO BACK! AND A PARTY SHITO!"

"I'm rubber, your glue, SCOOBY-DOO!"

"Jesus Christ, English my 5th language and I still kick yo ass at Scramble! I have triple word scores

[Chessmaster777]

You can't put a porcupine in a barn, light it on fire, and expect to make licorice!

[AA72AA72]

13 people can't recognize a god given gift for stand up comedy if it bit them in the ass.

[CommanderSpooky]

@AA72AA72 13 people are evil doers.

[Masterlink981]

The evil-doers are at the gate! XD

[Masterlink981]

JA! This is Arnold Schazzenegger. I vwould like to be President of ZE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

No you can't be President.

VHY NOT?!

Cause you sound like those fellas we fought in WW2.

[Jcat4ever]

I'm rubber you're glue............scooby-doo

I LUV THIS GUY :D

[gambitrocks]

Hahahah "Now get the F%&# out."

[balmoraman]

13 people didnt get to be president

[ReeceBorn]

I just peed

[daniellezcookie96]

YESSSSSSS

[AmericanBadass44]

13 people are going to miss out on everything cool and die angry

[iambernig]

Dana Carvey is still the one of the funniest comedians of all time!

[klh91048]

Your face is 19 percent longer than atomically thought possible

[retainsane]

i screamed out taste my lead bitch and wet my honey trousers

[TheGreenArrow100]

12 people work for george bush..

[Nightmeare]

Enrish my 5th ranguage i would still kick your ass in scramble!

[welarge]

rofl...dana carvey is fucking amazing. one of the best impressionists ever

[JaceKnight1992]

4:54 made me laugh hard. What did Dick Chaney say about that?

[ZyxthePest]

"I am rubber you are glue...SCOOBY DOO!"

[StealthFirePro]

I'm a Bush (both meanings) fan but this is still very funy

[StealthFirePro]

I'm a Bush (both terms) fan but this is still very funy

[headmen1]

9:08 is the best!!!! 

[WentMillerGal15]

The "fool me once" speech sounds like a new du-wop song. Haha.

[XxXNINJAXxX500]

Is he retarded??

[JackieBorelli]

"...all men are secreted equally." "is he retarded?" hahaha!!

[JackieBorelli]

"jesus christ, english my 5th language, I could still kick yo ass at scrabble!" LMAO!!

[nocoercion]

Dana Carvey is so underated.

[sohighstudio]

@nocoercion well he only has one special (this one) and hes not really famous.

[zanpakt0u]

@sohighstudio are you stupid? dana carvey is famous. he doesn't put out tons of specials that are useless like some comedians but he's funny as shit. everybody from older generations knows him, its just newer don't really cause he isn't constantly spamming with his own agendas to push his own goals.

[sohighstudio]

@zanpakt0u well i'm a dumbass.

[wadoryu2u]

it all depends on what the word IS is- Bill Clinton

[kenshinfan123]

sir!the3 evil doers are attaking

[kenshinfan123]

sir!the3 evil doers

[hellojulie]

evil doers, that was special!!!

[SouljaCholo11]

look at all of these "EVIL-DOERS" and their comments LOL!!

[SmOsHeRgirl]

i am giving these videos so many views :D

and 12 people don't know funny :)

[NazcarFanatic24]

@SmOsHeRgirl 12 evil doers!!

[katygirly1015]

Goddamn Dick you're the gift that keeps on givin!

[sohighstudio]

2:43 to 3:37...OMG!!! i just could not stop laughing just nonstop

[ComedyGal2]

"Goddamn Dick you're the gift that keeps on giving"

[AVENGERX51]

9:45 No, he's just a drunk dyslecsic with a coke problem.

[gamarovitch]

I'm John Carey and I wanna be president of the United States of America! No you can't be president. Why? Because you look like Herman Munster. Your face is 19% longer than anatomically thought possible now get the fuck out!

[snoogins231]

I love his Ross Perot impression!

"can I finish one time? can i finish one time? can i fiiiiiinish one time?"

[jhamw1]

Zo goed...

[garvzwick]

i screamed out taste my lead bitch and wet my hunting trousers hahaha

[Kozmo1994]

''Not the crunchiest chip in the bag there'' I just love that comment XD

[cornbread2332]

BOD GLESS AMERICAN!!!!!lOLO

[PrepDogg]

aahahahaha love the reagan oracle bit

[ctraylen]

0:29 gets me everytime

[vampgurl314]

Dana Carvey is funny as hell.....im rubber ur glue...scooby doo

[jeanya]

We're not domestic spying, we're not domestic spying.......

[Eriba25]

We are listenin in on the evil doers so we can find out what evil deeds the evil doers are plannin on doin thats what evil doers do hense the name evil doers

[extremewrestlingfan8]

taste my lead bitch

[lananikky]

not the crunchiest chip in the bunch

[lananikky]

is he retarded? heheh priceless

[dagamer68]

i must admit carvey's bush impersonations is very good.

[brillantbrooke]

he was 6ft 2 silver hair, orange, he looked not unlike a baby quail

[llamalover1995]

stand down little man! Stand down you little munchkin freak! they don't give them to little nut balls.

[llamalover1995]

stand down little man! Stand down you little munchkin freak! they don't give them to little nut balls.

[llamalover1995]

evildoers.

[greendaysuperfan96]

taste my led bitch

[nicsur2013]

Well goddamn dick, you're the gift that keeps on givin XD

[05DAKOTA]

im rubber your glue.............scooby doo

[powermadmonkey]

what happens if you give a politition viagra?

what?

he gets taller

*rimshot*

[dagamer68]

i'm is john kerry, i'm is john kerry, and i wanted be president of the united states of america

you can not be president

why not?

because you look like herman munster.

lmfao

[foxmcloud23]

you'll find out XD

[killdeath44]

"Is he Retarded"

[Starrz88]

That dick cheney impression is incredibly funny.

[matrixlone]

@Starrz88 haha i know

[nexgenhippy]

"god damn Dick, your the gift that keeps on givin'"

LOL classic

[SkandranonKiba]

He looks like Kevin Bacon XD lolz

[KaiNyagua]

bod gless american! Wer gonna potet feedom at home and on a broad! hahahaha

[AKMAC82]

@KaiNyagua We're gonna potet Feedom against ALLL our M&M uh knees...

[Transgression16]

the oracle skit lol

[offthewall85]

fool me twice, once on shame, fool me again and twice in once

[spcbaker]

no not that one, the drunken one with the coke problem.

[trustinme26]

best part

[kiiifute1]

go check out Mario Apuzzo's blog and see who may have the last laugh

[nexgenhippy]

"god damn dick, your the gift that keeps on givin"

classic

[PearlDrummer25]

you can't put a porcupine in a barn, light it on fire and expect to make licorice

[larrypopkinpie]

who is he immitating there?

[freakksar7]

@larrypopkinpie

George Bush, our old president.

[messuup73189]

"common trick of the indeginous texas baby quail to mimick human voice"

[AKMAC82]

All men are secreted equally!

[AR2K9]

" Is he retarded?, well, not the crunchiest bag in the bag there."

[taitaisanchez]

Dana Carvey is hilarious when he's not selling his soul to hollywood. Some people get away with selling out, but not Dana...

[brillantbrooke]

goddamn dick you're just the gift that keeps on givin

[NuclearFist]

"The drunken one with the coke problem!" lol, priceless!

[hellofraaance]

"We are listening in on the evil doers, so we can find out what evil deeds the evil doers are planning on doing, because that's what evil doers do hence the name evil doers"

Ok, I watched 4 parts, I've had enough, this guy is a bit funny, but I could easily find something funnier.

[abstractelysium]

"Your face is 19% possible than anatomically thought possible. Now get the f*ck out."

HAHAHAHAH!

[dmeeker78]

19% longer

[treenut22]

im rubber your glue.. scooby doo

[TheAbcd1978]

SIRE EVIL DOERS ARE AT THE GATES

lol

[Meemo12]

he is a genius that's all i am gonna say he is amazing

[savannamarigold]

well dont get cocky everyone know you've got a zipper problem

lol

lmao

[badfaith75]

'You can't put a porcupine in barn, light it on fire and expect to make liccorice!' Fuck, Dana Carvey is funny.

[eava123]

OMG! That's my favorite fucken quote!!!

[xNymphetamynexGurlx]

...Is he retarded?

[therareone1]

(north korean) what kind of fucking english is that?

(bush) scooby doo XD

(north korean)i kick ur ass in scabble

[prettyblkftgurl]

Dana carvey has been doing bush impressions for years and yes he is da best!! i luv dis special! i watch it once a week! I love his Ross Pero impression! lol

[Focoist911]

"I am going to be President of AmericaN" - classic.

Where they come from I dont know. But stand-up comedians are actually not a good thing because they blow off steam in the wrong direction.

[marianastrenchfreak]

the greatest bush impersonator!!!!!! is anybody else watching the whole thing?

[Lassann]

Yeah, me. It's great. The best Cheney impersonator, too.

[IronreaverVII]

"Hi this here's (Gibberish) I wanna be president lemme squeese right on through know what I'm sayin shim sham can I finish one time? Can I FIIIISH one time? Canifinishonetimecanifinishone­time can i finiiiiiiiish one time?"

"Stand down little man!"

[AMVGirl]

Ross Perot lol

[USApatriot1791]

"Mah name's Al Gore. Can ah be pres-i-dent Regan Oracle? Can ah be president of the United States of Emerica?"

"Well, you'll win the popular vote, but you won't be president."

"How does THAT work?!"

"...You''ll find out. But you will win the Nobel Peace Prize."

"The Nobel Peace Prize? What'll I win that for?"

"...It DOESN'T reeelly matter."

That's it, I'm getting this on DVD, right now.

[USApatriot1791]

"Ah'm rubber. You're glue.......... ........Scooby-doo!!"

+

"How'd you do down there Dick how'd you do down there? Did you bag-a quail?

"...Uh... not exactly Mr. President."

"Well how many quail did you get? I just gotta know."

"Uh... Actually, I uh, unloaded a full compliment of my uh- BUCKSHOT into the face and neck... of a 78 year old Texas lawyer..."

"God-damn Dick, you'ah just the gift that keeps on givin'."

Are priceless! This guy is the best. Hands down!

[USApatriot1791]

"Uh, my way of explanation, Mr. President: He was six foot two, with glasses, silver hair, and an orange vest.... He looked... not *unlike* a baby quail. He emerged from the brambles... I heard a voice scream out: 'Don't shoot, you moron!' Common trick of the indigenous Texas baby quail to mimick human voice. I screamed: 'Taste my lead, bitch!' and wet my hunting trousers."

The really REALLY funny thing about this is that this conversation probably did take place, for real. Lol. 5/5 stars.

[BrandonsJams]

Lmao i think i busted a lung laughing

[thaicedtea666]

don't shoot, you moron...

i screamed out, taste my lead bitch, and wet my hunting trousers.

behbehbehbehbehbeeeehhh

[IluvKirito]

His Reagan and Bush (Sr. and Jr.) impressions are dead on xD DANA CARVEY IS EPIC!!! lol

[onelove5191]

what the fuck kinda english is that?! lmao

[DemonicDinosaur]

That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[thatguy1510]

best part if from 7:45 to like 8:00

[GarioTheRock]

lol! 1:52 to 2:26 i remember ever since the first time i watched it =D

[HeyYou711]

Hilarious!!!! Butwho's the guy suppose to be at 7:28?!?

[BouncyJones]

Ross Perot

[skandalouz82]

ross perot

[BWR84]

That's Ross Perot...might be before your time.

[imhungry4444]

ross perot

[TheMasy86]

Things always get worse before they get better. and i do believe Obama said and made that quite clear before he became pres.....only time will tell, hes not even at 1 year yet......we'll just have to wait and see

[KiwiKidSk8er]

"Jesus Christ!!! English My fifth language and I could still kick yo ass at Scrabble!!!Id hav triple word scores ALL OVER THAT BOARD!!" lmao!

[TastyPastryGaming]

hunting not honey idiot..

[ratedrko666gmailcom]

"wat ta fuck kind of eglish is dat?"other dude."im rubber your glue , SCOOBY DOO!!!!" "jesus christ engish is my fif langige and i can still kick ur ass at scramble" ."id have triple word scores all over that board"XD.

[ratedrko666gmailcom]

"let me tell you somtin right now, fool me twice, once on shame, fool me again and twice in once"Gerorge bush.

[jamesspencerjackson]

bush has not been in the whitehouse for 30 years...wtf

[JenAnger]

he means Bush Jr, not Bush Sr.

[vomitkings12]

LOL!

[seskie]

George Bush is the biggest moron.

[supermi123]

OMG!!!! Is he Bush`s brother???

[sdodd09]

George Bush

Haha

[EdwardsTwilight19]

Evil Dooers <333

[waymaster]

i unloaded my buck shot into the face and neck of a 70 year old texas lawyer. Bush: god dam dick your the gift that keeps on given.

[malice8]

Frank Caliendo likes to steal other's jokes....

[nkd22]

1:59- 2:59

Hahahahahahahahaha

[ToKillaJess]

I'm rubber, your glue.....SCOOBY-DOO. <3

[chimera385]

your face is 19 percent longer than anatomically thought possible lol love that line