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  • fatty in black frock should be kicked out with alex...

  • Helene is being a complete bitch in this challenge.

  • When i heard £15 for an a4 print out, I nearly fell off my chair. I am a wedding photographer and not even I would charge that much for photographic paper, and a pro photo. The fact that people actually bought it, makes me think im charging too little for my services. Then again, I charge what I feel is fair, not what I can get away with. These are my ethics.

  • I swear that the background music is out of a Tim Burton film, like Edward Scissorhands or something.

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  • they are horribly unprofessional in the back room of the army guys team. they dont seem to care how well they do, and spend more time insulting how their customers look. not being funny, but its not like any of them are particularly good looking, so i dont see how they have the right to insult others. started disliking a lot of people this episode.

  • @IamYourGodWorshipMe its kind of like, the army guy should be floating back and fourth between the camera location and the development room instead of planting himself on the floor. its obviously a conspiracy.

  • :/ @ the comment below me...

    how can you put someone who doesn't know how to use a computer......on a computer-based task???

    Management fail.

  • Lucinda received training and still couldn't perform the job assigned to her. That's the definition of FAILURE and the failure of this task is largely on her.

  • @TJ347 lucinder said she sucks so much at technology she cant even take a photo. at the end of the day its helenes fault for assigning her that task

  • How the flying fuck do you not know how to print something?

  • a4 standard paper? that must be a joke...

  • lucinda is absolutely incompetent, how the fuck she got this farrrrrrrrrrrr? shouldnt even be selected, u call her one of elites, I bet pig can speak

  • I too would be depressed if I had to manage Alex and Claire for a day...

  • simon and lucinda get targeted, bless them:( simon was a nice guy and yet he gets bullied like mad

  • poor lucinda! why do they all pick on her

  • Helen is being really dumb on this - she is the project manager and should make sure that her team wins because if they lose her arse is on the line. She spends an awful lot of time arguing with a team member she does not like-Lucinda rather just simply replacing her with somebody more technically minded. If they lose, it's completely Helen's fault..

  • They all picked on Lucinda those nasty little bastards.

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  • Aw i loved Sara and Michael in this task. They were obviously the only ones really helping out Simon. And I like Lucinda a lot too. :)

  • Im hoping Simon wont be the losing team,,,, he did a good job as a project manager..

  • I don't understand how they over-complicate it so much..

  • I love the way there's like a 30 second period where the camera just follows Simon

  • Helene is sooooooooo jelous of Lucinda, shes a fucking ugly cyclops.

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  • Good, walk faster, and lose some fucking weight, you fat piggy.

  • "I'm not good at technology"

    "I've shown you how to do this"

    ...wait, what?

  • lol @ the camera man following him behind the screen.

  • @doyoureallythinkso seriously "leave me alone" *follows*

  • I don't like Lucinda, but how can Helene say that Lucinda failed to mention that she's bad with technology?! Lucinda said like 20 times 'I can't work with technology, I can't even take a photo on my phone.' Helene put her in completely the wrong role, although I have to say Lucinda, after the training, should have been better than what she was.

  • Alex is a bloody douche bag

  • Alex is such a douche bag

  • These contestants are all divas. Two divas cannot share a job.

  • so instead of slagging people pff why dont you do your job? xx

  • Agh, and now Helene's at it. Every single Northern person in this series is a twat. They are NOT doing us any favours, and we're usually nothing like these degenerates, honestly. Northern folk are generally calm, amiable, affable, cooperative, tolerant, shrewd and naturally humorous people. The Northern ones on this show are cunts.

  • Oh my GOD! I can't take Claire anymore. This is the first time I'm watching this series and I've tried to avoid spoilers, but I'm nevertheless shocked that she progresses as far as she does in the competition, and it's putting me off watching further episodes. In EVERY task, except the one where she wasn't leading, she has CONSTANTLY undermined the project manager of that week. She's noxious. Alex isn't much better. Tbh, I'm Northern and they're both making me ashamed of the North.

  • OMG AT 9:20 "YOU DID NOT" WHAT A FUCKING SNAKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUINT EYE UGLY FUCKING CREATURE

  • it seemed like claire and alex never wanted simon 2 win

  • YAAY lucinda spoke up for herself

  • I respect simon for this, he had a team of claire and alex who are slimey gits who wanted to worm their way out of the boardroom by having someone to blame also he might aswell have done the task alone because thats what hes doing if he gets fired truly pissed

  • I really hope Simon loses this task. Simon won respect from me. He'll bring back Alex and Claire, who hopefully will both get fired. There's no way Simon could get fired for this.

  • Why did they use the Harry Potter soundtrack for the shopping center sequence? it's definitely not magical.

  • Lucinda is a stroppy pain in the ass! Lazy cow! lol

  • 'raef makes mugs all the time' ahaha

  • Why does Lucinda insist on continually playing the retard card?

  • haha who doens't know how to use a phone camera in this day and age

    fail

  • What's the music around 0:20? sound like a mix between music from 'home alone' and 'edward scissorhands' ? ....

  • the brunett with short hair is stunning

  • claire is playing mind games

  • I'd like to watch Lucinda, and Helene, rub each other with chocolate rub.

  • @sof2finchy thats some sick imagination you have there son

  • Simon's melting my heart. I hope his efforts are recognised.

  • Alex and clare have gone out of there way to undermine him at everey turn. side glances and rolling there eyes. They even said hes like hes on crack! What about that "owww" when simon gave her an affectionate pat. shes worse than a little child. I can imagine her at school being milk monitor and not giving anybody any out of spite. just drinking it all herself the fat lard arse.

  • can you leave me alone a minute *follows him around the back* XD

  • too much talking not enough work

  • Shut that ugly northern cunt up.

  • Both teams were a disaster!

  • @5:43

    "...and burn the pictures and get them back out."

    "Fantastic!"

    ...

    *ding* (windows error sound)

    ROFL :D

  • Whenever I see RAIF's face, and hear his voice, I JUST IMAGINE HIM CUMMING.

  • 6:20 - Claire has taken over from Simon as PM!

  • "HOW DARE YOU!" LOL

  • Some manager... If something is not working in the backroom, don't phone them up, go there yourself, sort out the problems, and stay there until the problems are resolved. You don't need an IQ of 170 for that, just common sense!

  • 2:11 "they look really good don't they" No they bloody dont - shit springs to mind Alex you muppet!

  • Lucinda is sweeeeeeet. Claire is a pudding.

  • What a fucking tosser the team leader is XD

  • Bottom line: helene is just a skanky ugly nasty cheap low class cunt. Period.

  • was that £15.99 for an A4 printout of that? rip off!

  • @rygig Lol, yea he didn't look too happy about it.

  • There were like three or four people looking at the computer and no one knew how to print out pictures...what a shame. Business prospects my ass!

  • The PM giving Lucinda the wrong job is a real BIATCH!!!

  • What the fuck , she cant even download pictures ,, this is fucking dirty business

  • Claire and Alex = TWATS. Simon is full of energy and positivity and they just are being complete BEATCHES towards him. Bitchin' behind his back more than workin'. And Lucinda said @ the beginning I AM NOT A TECHNICAL PERSON, yet she was given the hardest technical position... Helen is a bloody idiot.

  • That black haired woman is a bitch. That blonde woman dont know nothing about computers. Why put her there?

  • Helene is a dick, Simon is a little cocky but OK... Alex is a twat!!!!! That's my summary.

  • Pretty obvious they were throwing Lucinda under the bus.

  • what's with the harry potter music?

  • @ferretonmeth

    Most of the tracks are of the soundtrack of "Goodbye Lenin"

  • i hope simon's team wins for the sake of simon himself

  • Becks is checkin lucinda out, cant say i blame him

  • .."I am technically... useless"

    haha i loved that

  • wow these really are the TYCOONS of Britain... which MORON picked these candidates? an absolute joke.

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  • claire is a fat dumbass bitch.. she was being difficult for no reason..

  • @adzmobile: I totally agree with you! No need for it.

  • 15.99 for a picture printed on normal a4 paper...roflcopter

  • Lucinda should flash her titties. She'd definitely win.

  • 4:38 lol its strange how people dont smile and wave at the camera more often

  • @TheMusicalOfMe

    so true! must be quite hidden cam's, not the bulky ones

  • Lucinda and simon were both targets ! Those guys are just bullies.

  • i agree, but 3:35 simon was kind of bullying Sara

  • BARSTADS TREATED SIMON LIKE SHIT

  • aaahahahahhaaha stress i thought it was 10 hours in the kitchen then it is 11 hours hmmmmmmmmm

  • I feel bad for Simon. That chubby girl is making it difficult for him. He's not being a good leader either but I think it's because he pushed himself too hard thinking that he can be a great leader very easily.

  • I cant watch everyone is falling apart LOL

  • 'Thats not my job to do, its yours' she said drinking coffee and doing nothing. What a team!

  • The prevailing line in this series is "Let me finish!"

    Tells you something about the team work here

  • lmao at the david beckham lookalike sitting in the corner when they're arguing

  • 9:40 Raef looks like a right toff

  • that computer error sound at the end of their argument was pure genius editing

  • I dont know why neither team can seem to figure out how to print and/or how to label the pictures correctly

  • I thought Lucinda was specialized in design and marketing? How comes she doesn't even know how to get pictures from another device onto a computer?!

  • all excuses aside, i have never seen such a bunch of muppets. how can someone claim to excel in the businessworld in this day and age and be as the apprentice puts it 'the brightest candidates from britains business world' when they cant even use a computer. all they needed to do here was keep a simple list logging the number of each shot and a short description after each number taken. thick as planks. lucinda is utterly useless and helene is even thicker for putting her in charge of it

  • mandatory comment, I saw 2 ladies wearing arsenal shirts so far this series, so I must post

  • Lucinda "how dare you speak to me like that!"

    Helene "how dare you!!"

    *david beckham inpersonator watching them argue*

    lol XD

    Simon (to the camera) -"just, leave me alone for a minute.." *camera zooms in and follows him* XDXD

  • You've gotta be kidding me ! Printing portraits on Standard A4 paper at £15.99 each ?

    As a photographer myself I couldn't live with the shame. Or am I missing a trick here ? If I did that I would make £££'s. But of course I would never work again. Bugger ! LOL = ))

  • Not to forget that your portraits hopefully look better than theirs ;)

  • Helene, there's no point denying it, Lucinda did mention on camera that she was not good at using anything that involved technology. OK, she's not comfortable with sales either, and you didn't know what to do with her but why don't you say to sir Alan: "Lucinda is not at ease in anything, where did that leave me?" instead of saying "she did not (mention that she was unable to do it)?"

  • How dare you! lol 5:30

  • why do they all pick on Lucinda?

    she put up with a lot of shit from these nasty bastards but when she was project manager she was perfect and they all praised her,i think she is a gem and would marry her now.but dont listen to me i am biased.............lol

  • @FACTUNTHJU

    I agree she is a great candidate, and that is why they wanted to get rid of her!

  • tht music at the start sounds sooo familiar...is it off harry potter?

  • HAHAHA, all that walking might cause her to lose a bit of weight..........or have a heart attack(fingers crossed)

  • i knw, if ur the superficial type who judges people based on looks.

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  • AGHHHHHHH!!! I can't stand Claire and Alex!

  • what a bunch of idiots.

    can't make the photostand work

  • ooooh Sara

  • simons gd, i feel like hes trying to carry the team, who arent doing much to better the situation

  • Sorry, what?! They need someone to describe what the people they have just taken pictures of look like. Go figure.

  • Less competent people are in season 4 ...esp compared to season3...

    Nobody like Tre, Kristina or Katie

  • LMAO @ how much Kristina, Tre and Katie are all stuck up losers that nobody could stand to work with

  • Lol I love brits!!!! But Lucinda not so much

  • claires a stroppy dollop

  • Those customers were a bit dumb tbh.... paying 15.99 for photos on A4 paper!

  • it sounds that helene had a problem working in the kitchen and was taking it out on lucinda

  • Everybody picks on Lucinda.

  • she sooked alans sack

  • shes actually quite astute. it is shows in later episodes

  • Very fanny Beckham lookalike just watching the discussion between Lucinda and Helene.

  • I can't believe none of them know how to do any of the technical stuff, even after they had lessons.... its somewhat pathetic

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  • funny how they got a beckham lookalike to stand next to to have photos taken, waste of money, they should have use the lookalike thay had in their team - put him in a head to toe pink rubber body suit and you have yourself the oly gay in the village.

  • Hahaha! Spot on!

  • cunts

  • Helene is ugly inside out

  • Bitch. "Pot calling kettle." Are you kidding me?! Even Helene doesnt know how to do it, but she has a go at Lucinda for not knowing?

  • I hate that Alex ! he was so not into Simon from the beginning of the task ! such a self-centered Alex !

    Poor Simon ,,wish he will win this task ,,,can't wait to see ^_^

  • 4:10, Simon needs a hug!

  • Printing onto standard A4!!!!!!!

    Fucking hell!!!

  • I was just about to say that! Unbelievable to charge £15.99 for that.

  • I am technically useless!

    haha

  • Why oh why are some if not all of the girls ganging up on lucinda, first it was that yolk jenny and now its helena another yolk

  • Helene is a total bitch

    Lucinda said she's not good with technology and it's not something you can pic up in a session, what is Helene doing anyway? Looks like she's sitting around drinking tea.

  • lucindas tan line is quite sexy

  • claire could do with the exercise

  • whyd they bother finding a celebrity look alike when they had kevin on their team?

  • Who does kevin look like?

  • the only gay in the village

  • daffyd from little britain

  • what simon should have done is have two photographers. Photographer 1 takes pix while Photographer 2 goes down with the pix he just took to PERSONALLY make sure they're done correctly. Then walk back and relieve Photographer 1.. If you could only afford one camera then you simply use two memory cards, one per photographer. Poor Simon, he was so engrossed in being a "photographer" that he forgot to organize the basics.

  • helene is a moron moron moron.......

  • Ha! £15.99 for A4 paper?! Nice one.

  • why can't they just print the pictures, they don't need to know names, they've got their faces on pictures

  • why dont anyone pay attention to simon and why did helen push lucinda into a job that she is weak in!!??

    ....

  • To make her a scapegoat if they screw up...on top of not being technically brilliant lucinda is way too emotionally unstable, Helen's definitely up to something

  • Wow, Helene is a fucking idiot.

  • So funny how david beckham was sat there while they argued!

  • 'leave me alone for the minute' sorry not an option

  • i know the cameraman was a d***

  • I'm sure at least one of the people on each team has an iphone. What they should have done was taken a photo on the iphone as well, and sent an email containing the photograph and the customer's name and the shot they preferred so that tech people could identify them and print the correct image. That would prevent all the running around for Simon's team, anyhow.

  • Helene new how to cook and her job but, Lucinda does'nt even know how to work the computer, so she cant do it she would do if she knew how to . Honestly Helene has no idea what she's talking about, i hope she gets fired ass hole!

  • i think helene's team doesn't need to hire a celeb look alike to be their selling point....they can just get kevin to dress like one of the characters by matt lucas in little britain.....lol....

  • fuck em all...simon and ref r the best...fuck the rest lol

    michael and the other tall guy r good too,,,i also like sara

  • My old cam had this format (e.g. MVC-142S) both on-screen and when you copy files from the memory to the PC. But Simon was using a Professional camera (SLR?), and i dont know them ones display files.

  • All Helen's team were doing were taking the photo, and printing it onto standard A4 paper - and charged £15.99 for it!? Jesus Christ. Also - I loved the computer error bleep at 5:51 after Lucinda said she was fine to do all the technical stuff :S lol x

  • ALEX IS SOO YUMMY!

  • I feel Helen was taking the piss apart from drinking coffee all day and bitchin about Lucinda she did absolute fuckall,and Simon i mean the guy had it coming no one in his team paid any attention to him..........

  • The music is from Edward Scissorhands....

  • This is such an easy task and they just can't manage. This episode really makes me wish that I was one of the contestants.

  • what were those numbers Simon was reading out from the camera? Aren't they the same as those on the filename, as in P1008192.jpg?