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  • Lumpy pisses me off...

  • I think the announcer shares some blame here.

  • Having no ski patrol on the mountain would be safer than having Lumpy on the job

  • Save lives... more like end them!

  • auhc eso dlio ;) jajaja......

  • no ski patrol yay riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • first gore:

    1:27

  • I miss HTF

  • Lumpy>Bear Grylls

  • Having no ski-patrol on the mountain would be safer than having Lumpy on the job

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  • Lumpy is a dumb ass and he annoys me

  • Flaky's scream is funny. And who else had the feeling that Cuddles was gonna show for "Broken Bones"?

  • Anyone else notice how this relates to Goofy's "How To" cartoons?

  • i almost shit myself!!!

  • lumpy ser medi mongoli por geur beur dhyebvsge vgsdgwcfsvgsgdhbghdvfgtvfgwefd­egf

  • 4:29 Notice the heart shape? You can see it again at 4:58, too.

  • why am i watchn this on christmas

    

  • Why did they make lumpy so scary looking when he smiled!!!!! XD

  • Lumpy and the announcer are fucking idiots

  • This is, without a doubt, the funniest Happy Tree Friends episode out there. A very worthy modern successor to Goofy's "How-to" cartoons.

  • Spoken word in a Happy Tree Friends video!? Blasphemy!!!

  • funnnnyyyyy like shit

  • I don't need help I'm OK!!!

  • f@$% you, lumpy!

  • What helicopter training....

  • YAY!! OLD!!

  • Lumpy

  • Great. Go Lumpi !

  • shit I hope lumpy isn't at our ski station, becose I'm going to ski next weekend ;)

  • I think i have a problem...I laught every time that someone dies xD

  • Pantene investe em tecnologias....

  • like if the playlist sent you here

  • Reminds me of those old Goofy cartoons.

  • wow i never want to use lip balm ever again

  • HiH

  • how did he get a shoe inside?

  • EPIK FAIL 3:16

  • ).)............. Im scare now..........

  • ah lumpy...u were born to be a ski patrol

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  • Look on the bright side. By the time Lumpy finished his training, there was no one on the mountain left who could possibly be harmed, so technically he did make the mountain safe.

  • the amount of chapstick that came out is larger than the actual container its in...

  • @kingnicolas6 Just like a party in the TARDIS. More people come out at the end than the container LOOKS like it could hold.

  • overkill 5:13

  • I love how the video still image is Lumpy drooling lol

  • XD!!

  • WHY DID THEY PICK LUMPY!WHY!?

  • 6. Giggles dies when her organs and some random items fly out of her torso at 4:53.

    7. Toothy is inflated by an oxygen tank and popped on a flagpole at 5:05

  • Deaths:

    1. Numerous Generic Tree Friends are flung off the ski lift to their supposed deaths at 1:15.

    2. Petunia dies when the top of her head is sliced off by a mountain and her tail and torso are impaled by two ski sticks at 1:26.

    3. Flaky is crushed by her snowboard at 1:29.

    4. Two badgers possibly die when they fall from Cuddles' gurney at 3:40'

    5: Cuddles is slammed into an ambulance, blown up by an oxygen tank, and buried in an avalanche at 3:45

  • "now go outthere and save some lives"

    How? They're all dead lol

  • el mejor en las patrullas de esqui

    xD

  • well if ur hurt on a hill while sking and lumpy comes to help ur fucked

  • And now I know why I hate sking. (Well, this AND I'm lazy...)

  • Love the part where Lumpy was tying constrictor knots on Cuddles' leg. His scream was PRICELESS.

  • I mean moose

  • Lumpy the Dumb Deer

  • Lumpy the Screw-Up instead of Ski Patrol.

  • 0:39 NO! DON'T PICK LUMPY!!! HE'LL KILL THEM ALL! Oh, wait, nevermind.

    0:56 A promising start.

    1.28-1:32 How efficient!

    2:10 These two are gonna be the stars on every party.

    4:29 He failed at step 17.

    4:49 What's that doing in there? Everybody knows that you never put scissors into a living body! Use a fork, dammit!

    5:17 Mmmmmh... shashlik.

  • wow im scared of ski patrol now

    

  • During step 3 what the hell did he do to Giggles during the other steps????

  • lmao my favorite part is the jump in steps between 3 and 36 and how it even scared lumpy

  • Now go out there and save some lifes.

    More like: Now go out there and "slay" some lifes.

  • Poor flaky 

  • Cuddles is mah personal fav.....cuz he is just so cute!! :D

  • 4:26 WTF!

  • 562 guys love justin bieber

    

  • I never realized this whole time that I've been using a chapstick incorrectly.

  • See what Lumpy did to Flaky? No wonder she's afraid to go skiing!

  • Cuddles is always so damn adorable!

  • Only Lumpy can kill someone when all he was supposed to do was help them with chapped lips.. lol.

  • Wow, this is the first time I've heard proper English being spoken in HTF..

  • im scared LUMPYS IN YOUR BEDROOM

  • " Now go out there and save some lives " .... or kill some !!

  • chapped lips WTF you retard

  • I don't get it...who hires Lumpy who kills everybody?

  • Lumpy sholdplay more shooting games since e can kill slot

  • @whitneycoleahotmail you seem awful hipocritic, downing deaths then using violent things in an insult

  • lol at chapped lips i thought how could he screw this one up

  • Lol lumpy and safety rules worst combo ever lawl

  • @spencercroskrey no it's not.

  • WARNING: lipbalm is a extremly dangerous weapon and you should use the 128 rules that are in this video!! o-O

  • Go out her and kill some lifes

  • LMFAO!

  • someone's actually talking in the Happy Tree Friends show! XDDD

    and lumpy acts a lot like goofy XDD

  • do you know how bad you gotta fuck up to kill somebody with lipbalm?

  • @InvaderScuzz i know that's what happened to my little brother i mean i never had a little brother

  • @InvaderScuzz There is but one thing you have to fuck up... you have to be born as Lumpy

  • @InvaderScuzz IKR O-O

  • haha. i like it when they die.

  • Flaky wasn't scared to go skiing that time?!

  • How many people have to die before Lumpy figures out how to lip balm?

  • do I actually hear clear english?

  • no...is "go out there and kill some life"

  • @whitneycoleahotmail then answer me this. why did you watch it in the first place, genius? HTF has nothing to do with real world deaths, and also does not influence peoples perspective on said subject. if you don't like it, then don't watch it. but don't go bitching about it to people who do. jeeze, idiots like you are what make ME sick.

  • Did This use to be on T.V?

  • why would a ski lift even have an option to go that fast...

  • The Big ugly Motherfucking Gang* End

  • REMEMBER you always in step 5 see step 6 and ignore step 3

  • @whitneycoleahotmail I like how you dislike HTF because it promotes violence. Yet, your comment promotes violence.

  • Hey, it's like those how to videos Goofy used to do!

    Except a bunch of animals got massacred!

  • they died like 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000times

  • @whitneycoleahotmail you make me sick

  • at 3:39 cuddles looks safer than one million band aids!

  • thumbs up if u saw Giggles at 4:10 XD

  • O-K... this reminds me of Goofy from Disney

    or am i wrong?

  • this should be on 1000 ways to die

    thumbs up if you agree

  • Lumpys is goofy like Goofy in Disney here Thumbs up if u agree

  • best)

  • reminds me of goofy's "how to" cartoons

  • I really like Blue Bullwinkle's drooling at :42

  • Y ♥ this mather faquer Frins, it's the best, E.V.E.R!!!!!

  • Y ♥ this mather faquer Frins, it's the best, E.V.E.R!!!!!

  • sweet

  • It's actually one of the ONLY funny HTF videos I think

  • this shows karma at its best

  • I'll remember those steps for lip balm. Not sure how I'm going to make myself stick some scissors and a ski shoe into my body, but I will somehow!

  • SINCE WHEN DOES APPLYING LIP BALM TAKE 128 STEPS ?!.........

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  • u know u want some broken bones!

  • basically lumpy is the retarded goofy. well goofy is already retarded. let me rephrase that. lumpy is an even more retarded version of goofy.

  • Lumpy shouldn't be on patrol

  • I love how Flaky gets stuck in the middle of the rocks. XD

  • That was cool

  • Anyone notice that Giggles' blood splatters are heart shaped?

  • Take that broken leg!

  • Hahahaha chapstick!

  • @LoveeoCarlyaa760 notice your posting this on happy tree friends

  • @LoveeoCarlyaa760 how old are u because if ur a adult (around 20-29) i have a friend that might like to talk to u

  • so funny

  • "step 5: see step 6, step 6: ignore step 3"

    LOL

  • WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE

  • is funny and bloody jaja

  • hehehe i like it so much haha i love the way they hurts..!!! i want more!!!

  • WE R ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!

  • que onda flafy estaba felis si eya es miedosa y timida

  • its all the announcer fault not lumpys

  • this ROCKS

  • lol i <3 ALL OF THESE

  • LUMPY MUST DIE BEFORE WE DO!!!!!!!!

  • IN 2012 if lumpy exists we all die by lip balm it's stupid but it might happen

  • Yeah lumpy ur da best u make people laught

  • 2012 IS REAL PPL, AS SOON AS LUMPY EXISTS, WIHICH IS ESTIMATED TO BE IN 2012, HE WILL END THE WORLD

  • Oh god, if he was ski patrol where i go skiing, id commit suicide to make it less painful.

  • Lumpy must die!

  • I learnt a lot!

    /watch?v=5-xkQOm5-Ek

  • poor Giggles =(

  • i didnt know there was so much things you have to do if you have chapped lips O_O

  • Lumpy: *Makes Splint*

    Cuddles:AAAAAAAAAUUUGH!!!!

  • if lummpy was a ski patrol we would all be dead P.S. remember all the dividing by 0 accidents? they were all caused by lummpy. thumbs up if u agree

  • WERE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!! O_O

  • they dont even have any lips... well. no visible ones

  • WTF step 128 for chapped lips

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  • my sis:omg i can understand someone...

    me:tha nararator?

    sis:...-_- oh thats who that was

  • lesson 5 was frickin funny:step 3: ADDDFCDRFC|GFDRFC&T step 37: do something with the heart. Lumpy:O_O lol

  • 0:28

    FLAKY!!!

    1:07 FLAKY AGAIN!!!

    1:25 Again!

    xD Leave it to Lumpy to have applying lip balm turn into heart surgery.

  • Step 3 AYSAHSLHKSHSHLK Step 36, Lumpy: O_O GSGKAGSJHGJ Step 127

  • Lumpy is like Goofy :-p

  • @elCabron1989 yes

    Inspeaking of wich

    Goofy: U Think U Can steal My Job Lumpy?

    Lumpy:BRING IT ON OLD MAN

  • @102Mod hahahahahaa

  • @elCabron1989 Wait For... It.......

    Lumpy: *pulls Off Flakys Arm* Stay Back! Im.... Armed! (lolwut?)

    Goofy:*Grabs Giant Shotgun*

    Lumpy: Daaaaaaammnnn! Touche. *Grabs Tactial Nuke*

    What Will Happend next? Who Knows.....

  • thta not really thats a fake

  • ... I'm now on trial for practicing these methods... I should've known better.

  • LOL what does his shoe there xD

  • Superglue it back if necasary.

  • Giggles was the only character in this episode that was off.

  • TOO EASY!

  • There ....wasnt that easy? HAHAHA

  • haha, this was almost like one of those Goofy cartoons

  • FLIPPY would do better that lumpy! and i mean the FLIPPED OUT version of him!