Soccer Swerve

[norm6351]

NOBODY TOUCH THE LIKE/DISLIKE BAR

[pontusmessi]

you in orange, you suck

[Scotty2asian]

damn yall suck..

[2kai10JBB]

the guy in the orange top kicks like a total retard lmaoo

[Beshe90]

amateurs !

[MRVAPOR33]

wow u guys suck,the balls bounce before they go in the goal

[oscar89]

haha.

[kaybrackmann]

thats not swerve shots, dumbass

[lasklickas807]

no bad swerve for a beginner u need to work on ur technique tho

[lukesthebest100]

UUUUUUUU SSUCKKKKKK jks magotes dude

[askingalexandriahhh]

Hell nahh my nigga; come say it to my fucken face i'll whoop your white ass! Fucken bitch ! I'll shove a burrito up your ass ! I'll whoop your fucken ass bitch !! Where

Yhu at nigga; i'll whoop your ass! Fuckk yhu bitch i'll make you eat your words! Fuck white ppl andd fuck jews!! Fucken basterds!! Thats why you bitchez were killed jnn the halocaust!!! Jajajajajajajaja lmao! Come fight me bitch i'll whoop your ass!!

[askingalexandriahhh]

Thiss nigga --

He said jews are best in soccer pshhh

My nigga; go celebrate hanukaah

Mexicans are tge BEST at soccer!!!

[Montyx39]

mexicans are only the best at making burritos, decks, and cleaning pools

[BogdanTerminator]

bravoo, u can shoot to the empty hoop !!

[Montyx39]

Its not a hoop u fucking dumbass, its called a soccer net

[maddogbrust]

All of you are racist! I'm Jewish! Jews are the best at soccer!

[Montyx39]

Jews have big noses

[soldierkiller29]

@Montyx39 fuck u. i hope u die and suck hitlers cock in hell u bastard. u suck btw.

[Y4ssine]

@maddogbrust i don't know jewish players ...so how can they be the best ?

[victorisshadow]

@maddogbrust I'm pretty sure its Brazilians

[philipbiro]

@maddogbrust How the fuck are jews the best a soccer? your hats will fall off..

[22tbriggs]

what about your left food?

[1halomaster1]

Nice vid show how much you guys suck

[MaxTube132]

nice shots

[krhspeedy]

The only thing Swerving in this video is the two dudes in the video. gay...

[dckunited66]

wow could u have picked a gayer song, and u have the worst shooting technique i have ever seen, my 7 year old neighbor is better, you guys are terrible

[hockeyman1117]

dnjynshdyjnhg

[hockeyman1117]

First of all, who the hell do u fricken think u are. my wet mole plays betta rugby then your face. if u look in a mirror you are bound to get a fork in urs eye.

[yourhalfwaydecent]

you guys suck... dude i thought it was a joke.. but you guys are serious? hahahahah

[ifraaz350zGTR]

like you got vids dat shows yur kicks! asshole

[Army1O13]

hahaha the U.S international team is better than the ukraine team, so suck it. and at least we play a variety of sports not just soccer!

[shandorcollins]

i think yee are good well done

[SsEsAsNs]

Nice job logan

[nattyboy00]

Ukraine is horrible compared to america! haha don't kid yourself bro.

[Montyx39]

damn straight

[alexrockyisgay]

lol wow you are ignorant atleasthe know two languages you probably can only spell hola in spanish and thats about as diverse as you fucking americans go and by the way im not normaly a critic but look at your technuiqe and lets be honest you dont have any look at other videos to help you learn and compare your shooting skills to others before you talk shit cause when i was 5 i had much better technuiqe that you have now

[BigJucas]

Wow, this is some gay ass music.

[Montyx39]

Wow, this is a gay ass comment.

[jhaag]

@BigJucas It fits the video perfectly.

[1halomaster1]

-_- americans.... and soccer..... do not mix!

[Montyx39]

Are you jewish maybe??? Cause you know what doesnt mix well with Jews??? Ovens..... Actually jews do pretty well in ovens. Or are you maybe a mexican?? Mexicans do well with many things such as fences, tacos, burritos, swimming, pool cleaning but something they dont go well with is border patrol. Or maybe your a straight up nig. You know what doesnt mix well with blacks? Well the american race for one. Something you guys have trouble with are getting a job (look to next comment)

[Montyx39]

or possibly drinking from a simple drinking fountain in the 1960's, sitting at the front a bus??? But some things you do go well with are jail, trees with ropes, cotton, chicken w/beer or grape soda or koolaid also referred to as "drank". Now for you asains out there. Can you even see what your typing having slits for eyes? How often are you chased by goddzilla? I heard that motha fucka is scary. But its ok cause you probably cant see him anyway. Do they make contacts for asains? I dont think so

[Montyx39]

or last but certainly not least the arabs (towelheads) how do you find time for commenting? DOnt you have planes to crash or bombs to build and strap to yourself? You guys must fly cheaply seeing as how you only go one way. So what are you? Please write back because im very curious to know :) i like people like you ya know. Actually im not even racist. I love all races alike. I love all sorts of people. ISnt that what god does? you bible reading shit face. TTYL i love you :)

[1halomaster1]

Nope Ukriane and guess what i can talk becuase we are better a soccer then america so stfu with all ur trying to look

[Montyx39]

so shut the fuck up with all im trying to look? What the motha fuck is that supposed to mean? If your going to try and speak english at least dont speak it like a dumb ukranian piece of shit. Its called sentence structure which is obviously a trait Ukranians dont carry. So next time you try & tell me to shut the fuck up type it on spell check or something first so you dont look like a fuckin idiot By the way a hear ukranians are the beaners of Chezkslovokia. So go grow some oranges or some shit.

[treyschuiteman]

lol who cares what they wear!?!

[Picobeat]

the guy with a ornage shirt just have no style at all lol u kick a ball same way u born probably m8 =/ the other guys is ok anyway neither of u 2 can rly make a bend gd enough to post on youtube....that just average bend anyway if thats all u wanted to show n1 i guess :P nice vid thou

[victormessi1819]

you suck u cant even get the balls to the net!

[kenthebarbarian]

wow i noticed how ur left footed that's nuts! I wish i was left footed...I would have a easier time getting into clubs

[victormessi1819]

your stupid how r u going to get in a club if u cant even get the ball to the net!

[Montyx39]

guess i wont ever get in a club. Man that sucks cause i thought some scouts were gonna see this and maybe even someone would call me from europe. Damn dude.

[victormessi1819]

ha that sucks for you!

[Montyx39]

@victormessi1819 im playing for Michigan state now on a full ride so u can suck a fat one

[deathmarkclark1]

@Montyx39 no you are not i am willing to bet my sisters life on it.

[lalaha22345]

@deathmarkclark1 i bet you don even have a sister

[deathmarkclark1]

@lalaha22345 haha i have 2, i guess you're related to me though since you'd obviously would know that right?

[Someonelikepoo]

@Montyx39

Monty mate, the american standards are low, anyone could play for Michigan. I reckon I could play for LA Galaxy first team at 15 so piss off

[Montyx39]

@Montyx39 I don't care... That doesnt change the fact that you accidentaly knock things over with your nose

[kevincharles36]

@victormessi1819 your a fucking liar.

[Montyx39]

@kenthebarbarian u suck



[JIM4321BEAN]

hahahah you guys suck massive cock

[TheJamClub1]

its more spin than swerve but keep it up

[treyschuiteman]

OMG thats soooo fake!!!!!!!! nice try!!!

[Montyx39]

yup u caught us... its fake... we arent really kicking balls we just photoshopped them in... we arent even actually there... those are dummys hanging from wires... or maybe your just a fucking idiot

[huntrock331]

yall stink

[Montyx39]

ur a hick

[Mirkiman]

no power, no form, and way to dress for the occassion.

[Montyx39]

next time ill wear a suit and tie you asshole

[Mirkiman]

it would probably be better than wearing freaking cargo pants or that gay baseball hat.

[Montyx39]

yes i would have to admit the white cap shows traits of homosexuality. i mean what kind of straight guy wears a white baseball cap. So basically you caught me. Im gay. good job dumb fuck

[Mirkiman]

i was talking about why the fuck you would wear any of that while playing soccer, especially a video that you're going to put on youtube. And yes, you're right the white cap is quite gay.

[ahappypancake]

yeah the way their dressed is gay... i suppose you dress alot better when your gargling ur dads cum while your mom shits on your face? do u wear soccer gear during that? u want them to dress up for you? would that turn u on you sick little fettish freak. people like your should not have access to youtube

[Mirkiman]

first of all calm the fuck down. Second, just because you clearly got fucked by your father when you were younger doesn't mean you need to bitch about it to other people. And last, what would you rather they wear? since everything goes, why don't they just play in hazmat suits, i'm sure that would be comfortable.

[Montyx39]

what the fuck are you even talking about? As far as im concerned you were never invited to comment my motha fuckin video. If you dont like what were wearing then dont watch the fuckin video. Pretty simple merman. I didnt know that there were people who just watched boys soccer videos to critique their clothing styles. If anyone is gettin fucked by another guy around here its definately you. Cause last time i checked straight guys dont say an outfit is ugly on a guys soccer video you faggat.

[Mirkiman]

not sure what i can even say to you now, i just read the novels of comments u've been writting and clearly you're on your period. And maybe instead of mumbling on and defending this shit maybe you should open your eyes and see oh wait shit maybe these people have a point. Maybe if u listen to their comments they might help you.

[hockeyman1117]

absolutely unneceptable!!!!!!! Inappropriate!!!!!!Overwhelmin­g to society!!!!!1

[jhaag]

@Montyx39 You don't have to be invited to comment on a youtube video. In fact, it's the complete opposite. If you upload a video, you should expect people to comment with their opinions.

[jennyrules11]

@Mirkiman

wat the fuck u twat. there just showing themself swerving a soccer ball u douche face! are you jelous or something??

[reysoccerpr]

waht is the name of the song???

[moto22cod69]

u kick like poofs

[orbitees]

wow. did u play till night?

[gaddar7]

no outside bend these days

[paintthizz]

no power at all

[keagleeye]

pretty good but try to do that with more power...very nice...

[binweevils7]

could u make a video on how to do that outstanding swerve

[morro281]

OMFG, how the FUCK is this fake!!!

oh, well...

haters.

nice vid, i kick my freekicks the same way btw!!!

[fantasyfootballfun]

weird way of shooting but it works

[heyihor]

pretty shity but for americans its ok XP

[LLZJstudios]

wait who did the americans beat was it spain i think it was o0 and they where beating brazil <so yea its preaty good for anybody

[bigeasy171717]

haha but did you see that game? Brazil outplayed the hell out of us. im american, but i know a superior team when I see it. they controlled the ball more, and had way more shots on goal then we did.

[Montyx39]

i didnt know this was a fuckin webpage for soccer blogging.

[bigeasy171717]

wow asshole

[polskawronam]

usa sucks at foot ball the spain match was fixed nobody cares spain doesnt even care usa will always be shit in soccer

[hmmakmal]

dont worry monty. jealousy is very cruel.

[Montyx39]

haha agreed

[bowlingballdeath]

lol yea nice call very nice bends i agree that was real..

[wowproducoes]

good, but not awsome, in a real game, the keeper would catch these shots with his butt

[Montyx39]

well its not a real game so dont worry about it

[kosiori]

it is fake. im not a hater guys.

but im just telling you guys who are watching this.

its fake. watch it again.

[Montyx39]

lol ok so what is fake? is the ball attached to a string or something? Are the balls fake? Am i fake? Let me know dumbass

[xenonhd]

bravo

[StruanSkye]

the guy the cap was the best!

[gaisedvin]

0:19

[zansu1830]

the guy in orange looks so akward when he kicks but he does get a good shot off of it

[hoopsmaster13]

The left footed kid has a really strange kick. It looks really unnatural, I can't believe he actually gets pretty good power like that.

[kosiori]

its because the ball is fake

seriously, look at it closely

this is a fake video

[Montyx39]

Yup the ball must be fake... Good call... Shit i didnt know they made fake soccer balls.. Maybe you should send me a real one thats not fake so i can make a video up to your standards... Some people are just absolutely stupid... (You)

[hoopsmaster13]

lol, how is this fake? I don't even know what he means.

But I guess it's a compliment to the shooters. You guys are so good he thinks you edited the video or something.

hahahahahahaha. funny people

[ver12]

remember my when i am still young.

[minlin000]

what is the song name

[alexh13211]

here's a suggestion for the guy in the ball cap: Bring your foot farther back on your backswing you will increase your power tremendously :)

[hasanfarook789]

thanksssssssss

[treyschuiteman]

lol u must loving checking your comments montyx lol. i think its interesting. you guys get alot of crap lol anywasy nice curving, make some more vids!

[ahappypancake]

haha its pretty funny. Either of us give a fuck though. Its just a video of us havin fun lol not a video for a professional team or some shit lol. Thanks forthe comment

[Montyx39]

lol i love reading what people write cause i always havev something better to say

[thebigmc3]

hey whats up thosse were good shots!!!!!!!

check out mine and comment n rate

[rsbevers]

thats pretty good the right footer is better though

[ahappypancake]

the left footer is me. and i don't play soccer this was just for fun

[Kittyboyfan]

but 2nd shot was insane ._.

(if u rly dont play)

[ahappypancake]

i don't. i just somehow have always had a good kick even if it looks strange to actual soccer players

[Rigdeddeath11]

anybody can do that, just enough power and then if you kick it with your right, it would occur going to the right

[Chrisd534534]

song name?

[ahappypancake]

it pops up in the video. but its my sacrifice by creed

[berloes]

wow.. u scored on a goal with no goalkeeper!! big deal..besides the technique on the guy with yellow is truly lame.. the green ones good.. though sometimes ur shots seemed like crosses (considering the strength of the shot)

overall its a good video.

[Montyx39]

i can shoot a lot harder than that but the goal is super close and small so shooting it hard wouldnt give it much room to curve ya know

[ahappypancake]

u should post a video of your self before you complain about others techniques. have you ever stopped to think that maybe this video was intended for fun and not to entertain or impress people like you

[berloes]

if ur going to complain about every post that says something bad about ur video then why the fuck do should disable them.. as a youtube user i am entitled to my opninion in every fucking public video that i see

[ahappypancake]

actually, as a youtube user.... ur a fucking faggot get a life you stupid ass raping nigger fucker

[berloes]

wow real mature answer!!! haha besides im not even black.. but whatever makes u feel better.

how old r u like 14?? u get pissed off because someone says ur soccer skills suck.. its my fucking opinion.. and then u answer with.. fucking faggot.. etc etc. grow the fuck up..

[ahappypancake]

lol

[Montyx39]

well no shit ur not black. yup were both 14... are u a fucking idiot? no were not 14 dumbass. but whatever makes u feel better right? Yeah thanks for the opinion ur entitled and critiquing our "technique" because we made this video to send to some pro soccer teams to see if maybe we could play pro. Good thing u helped us out by saying our technique wasnt good. That was a close one cuz i was about to put the tape in the mail. But for the record nor do my friend or i give a shit about ur entiteld

[Montyx39]

opinion but thanks for ur help anyway buddy. Have a nice day :)

[berloes]

its criticizing dumbass.. ne ways. its just an opinion.. whether u want to consider it or not.. thats ur problem. but the fact that u answered my post assures me that u did consider it so goodbye.. pd if ur the guy in yellow then u fucking suck.. the one in green is better

[ahappypancake]

haha you live in mexico you stupid ass beaner. don;t ever talk to us again unless your going to be bringing us some tacos...

[521dfgd3]

stupid bitch stop being racist u cock sucking son of a bitch, so what i bet u had generations of mexicans and afro american and etc..so what ...??? they gota go bak from where they came fromm??? wow kid theres no need to be racist...cant believe ur bringing up another subject ...just to change the other one cuzz dude u knwo u suck...rofl.

[ahappypancake]

lol

[Montyx39]

lol ur funny dude

[jhaag]

@ahappypancake Racist slag. lol lol XD lol lol.

[Montyx39]

lol

[Montyx39]

i agree asshole

[AdrenalineRushJunky]

i can do vt

[greeny8910]

dw monty m8

u always get the occasional twat hu wastes there time commenting on vidieos

sayin stuff liek u guys suck..

lol i mean y send pointless comments

gd vid m8

[galaxy033]

no offense but the goalie could save all these shots in a real life situation

[Montyx39]

but its not a real life situation and my net isnt real life size so doesnt really matter

[suhzjeck09]

I can do that..you guys know how to do outside curve like roberto carlos ?

[Montyx39]

no one does except for roberto carlos

[suhzjeck09]

-_-'' I can do it it just It have not much power like robert carlos ..

[Montyx39]

ya ok. I'll beleive that when u post a video of u shooting completely around a 5 man wall for a goal from that far out.

[suhzjeck09]

You can ask everyone that play soccer ,most of them know how to do Outside curve .

Guess you only can do inside curves ...

[Montyx39]

i have scored a goal on a corner kick (i took the corner) using outside bend

[Montyx39]

this is why i didnt title the video proffesional soccer bend ok. my friend and i just did this for fun so get off my ass and go comment someone else's video that gives a shit

[xDavid123]

It's not hard, All it is really is just practice.

It's called a trivela kick i think

[seif1997]

that is a curve not a swerve

[Montyx39]

wow

[DrPepper23soda]

are you the guy in the green?

[Montyx39]

yes

[imaspia]

ok the guy in the orange was good but the way he kicks the looks a bit strange like he is using his weaker foot

[Montyx39]

he is left footed so it looks kinda goofy

[xinzhitan14]

i think its beacuse his technique is quite strange. his instep (right foot) is very far away from the ball.

[TheBenchMonkey]

what song is this?

[Montyx39]

Typical by Mute Math

[Kpalmer721]

props to the long range, nice vid

[ntrox12]

u guys rockkK!!!!!!!!!!!

[eljoakin]

lovely grass to play

[drdictatorr]

make a tutorial on how to bend with outside please lol no one on youtube made one its really tough..

[treyschuiteman]

you are amazing!

[julian188180]

how do u bend it with the outside part ?

[Montyx39]

well i hit an outside curve at 19 sec. I dont use the outside of my foot i hit it with like the toungue of my shoe striaght on and then bring ur foot to the left when u follow through.

[julian188180]

thank u !!

[Ronaldinho412]

I use my last 3 toes and it works pretty well