Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 16 - Arabian Justice

[andytheshark]

For people who don't get this joke:

Policeman, they had to shoot his penis off cause that was his job

Fireman, they burned his penis off because his job was to put out fires

Lollipop salesman, They basicly have to suck his penis off

[Monster7971]

viva ksa

[weaselychicken]

FJ wut?

[MrRobertuna]

HAHA

[iiiLooveyouu1]

ahahha so did he have to suck his dick off ? xD

[freshtilldeathrocks]

@ijustcameXD how did u know my old e-mail address??? o_O

[ashjane1010]

hahaha!

[megahylian72]

Then we will SUCK your penis OFF!!!

[jwoodbury2016]

ichy dick or no dick you deside

[drprasad79]

30 s ad for a 1.11 min clip

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

Mileena will bite it off, then.

[DallasTexasBest214]

blow job

[MeNotYou239]

Like if you saw eli

[modo2075]

Fuck you..you disgrace Arabians you mother fucker

[TheCALLofAwesome]

@modo2075 BETTER RUN! theres a bomb on your computer. Jk

[mrtimmy2234]

then we will lick your penis off!

[LemonAssassin]

@mrtimmy2234 yeah that's...that's the point of the joke...

[argf45y4g]

@LemonAssassin I didn't get it until he established it. :P

[1peterkim123]

@mrtimmy2234 Then we'll bite it off.

[JoeBannanas123]

@mrtimmy2234 then we'll suck your penis off.

[andysooben]

thumbs up if u knew that the third man would say something funny as hell!!!

[THE122138]

i dont get it

[Scarface8500]

@THE122138 are you just going on every video saying you dont get it?

[channark2]

on day an arabic man come to western country he found lot of women around him they wants to be ... but he refuse but they insist then he said at least single women they said we all single all our men are gays. 

[ijustcameXD]

so i shall blow ur ...... .... XD

[MrShadowflame623]

@ijustcameXD Then he yells "Someone get a stick of TNT!"

[wwefan12372]

الله اكبر

[fireblast64]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

to which the horse replies, "My son is dying of a terminal cancer."

[jokkepokke95]

Two men were captured in the jungle by a tribe. They were taken to the chief of the tribe.

"Bogo or death?" he asked the first man.

"Umm" said the first man. Since he didn't want to die, he said "Bogo!"

"BOGO!" screamed the chief, then the rest of the tribe violently raped him in turns until he was barely able to walk, and stumbled out of the camp.

"Bogo or death?" the chief asked the other man.

"Death." he said, after watching the first man.

The chief turned around and yelled "DEATH BY BOGO!"

[AgentX7Y]

what is with that guy and penises?

[danone1231]

he should of said 'Nothing' or I message people

[1cheerios4me]

He shoulda said that he bakes cake.

[Ethan15Ire]

no he should have said "im a porn star..."

[JoshScribnah]

its funny cause he actually was lol

[electrobussterr]

Gotta love the unibrow

[francrann113]

then we'll shove a pop up yo'penis

[residentevil5pwner]

He should of said I sell candy to children

[1stmeandyou]

what is the name of this souund track.

[69ingpiranhas]

@Blairthekittykat No they stuck a stick up his ass and suffocated him with seran wrap

[formless777]

I call bullshit, there aren't 100 beautiful women in Saudi. They wear tents for a reason.

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

@Blairthekittykat

more like "then we will suck your penis off"

[NotTonTon]

If he said he's a gigolo?

[Marvcohen]

those were ugly women anyway

[CaptainAWESOME117]

@Marvcohen Skanky, skanky women. C'mon, who does it with a lollipop salesman?

[Marvcohen]

@CaptainAWESOME117 There's a SUCKER born every minute

Sorry.. couldn't resist

[CaptainAWESOME117]

@Marvcohen Nice...

[JTKatz07]

@Marvcohen He said they were Arabic not from Jersey (The breeding ground for the ugly)

[gamesmaster516]

thumbs up if you saw the elie soldier at 0:31

[bRadicalmagic1]

494 peopIe seriousIy didn't get the joke ! ! ! OR, 494 retards hit the WRONG button.

[1Piecer]

PS : It;s a BS that a man hv 100 weman

[bRadicalmagic1]

@1Piecer: FINE, Iets assume you are correct. BUT I'm thinking its BS that such MORONS make comments on otherwise exceIIent video entertainment.

[1Piecer]

@bRadicalmagic1 yes it is intertaing I didnt say anything about the video but some ppl just want to make serious and starts a usless talk that will never effect the reality (Internet any1 can grow some balls and say anything) so I will realx and luagh just like u dude.

For the record am not from saudi am from Dubai and we dont kill ppl just beacuse they had sex but If the parents of the girl finds out I guess the guy is dead meat u know her brothers or in prision

[formless777]

@1Piecer

Nice one Borat

[MobsterZombieAttack]

@Blairthekittykat Nah, it would be more like "Than we shall bite your penis off" Cus, you bite into a Lolipop. Remember that.

[sickheadedfreak]

theres an eli guard

[fartikinz]

Then we will shove a lollipop in yo dick hole....

..bitch

[Tundragrass]

"Then we shall shove a lolipop down your dick"

[CookieeBearr03]

Wait he said he sells candy for they can suck his dick.! ?

[Jings0b]

Then we will chew your penis off!

[StevenStevenson1990]

Then we'll suck your penis off

[obviouslyhotty123]

Then i will gladly suk ur di...............nner

[fireboyaak]

hahahahah Awesome ... .! ROFLing !

[CHOLKYJ]

OMFG! lolipop salesman huh?!

"Then we shall cut your dick off and sell it ti horny teenage girls!" LMFAO XD

[Jockergameplays]

i dont get it

[theafterbiter]

@Jockergameplays it's very easy to understand...

[KaraNetics]

he's gonna let a cow eat his penis off

[jzoetheshit]

So where going to lick ur penis off lol

[Rewayah]

We've heard that joke in Arabic long ago, but it was with different settings and different people! =D

[MrReaaaal]

Islam is the religion of love, tolerance, peace and moderation

[Zdem0Z]

@MrReaaaal

stop offtopic, this has nothing to do with religion

[toootah1991]

islam is not like that...red more of islam

in islam-guide web

[EliGENTERTAIMENT]

@DizziGhoul I'm a lollipop sells men so the guy will have to suck his Pines

[TariqKSAripr]

very bad :|

[DizziGhoul]

What? I don't get it!

[1faxmen5]

hosimota!



[ramonamajidi]

i dont get it...................

[AwesomeChannelTV]

So they bit his dick off

[x1337Gamingx]

How don't people get the joke

[zooli9]

"I'm a lollipop salesman"....

"Good for you...KILL HIM!!"

*paparapapappapaaaa* "That's all Folks"

[videos4166]

Lick your penis off

[BLONKism]

funnyjunk.

[zeroman626]

@BLONKism And I bet you're a thumbwhore from funnyjunk.

Thinking Funnyjunk will get you thumbs.

[BLONKism]

@zeroman626 dude, if you have the slightest idea about what was on the frontpage yesterday, you'd know im not thumb whoreing there was a link in one of the comments that led me here. i said funny junk to see if anyone else saw the link and came here, asshole get yore facts straight until you call people a thumb whore, ON YOUTUBE WHERE THUMBS DONT DO ANYTHING AT ALL.

[zeroman626]

@BLONKism What

[thekc555]

@BLONKism i saw this in funnyjunk

[easterntaco]

I see what you did thar.

[1010181able]

lmao they gonna suck it off!!!

[xxSaad5Dxx]

lol the last one is smart =D

but like (QOY3in ) Said

it doesn't happen in saudi arabia

in fact who ever do that to someone's women

He'll lead him self to Grave Blind

=D

[QandahaarIsTheBomb]

i dont get it..... so what if he is a lollipop sells man... someone explain plz?

[sexyyo25]

@QandahaarIsTheBomb Now his dick must be sucked :))

[SasukeIsPwnage]

@QandahaarIsTheBomb The cop deals with guns, so his penis was shot off. The fireman deals with fires, so his penis was burned off. The lollipop salesman sells things that get sucked, so they would have to suck his dick off.

[washington9244]

Oh that's a good one

[MrWillipea]

I sell false Teeth :o

[iKatielovemusic]

aaaaaahhhaa i get it

[Thecuponkkid11]

then we willl suck your penis off

[freakybedro1]

that is so not saudi arabia

[Anaklusmos76]

" I'm a lollipop salesman" says the last man. then the guy in white says, " then we will suck your penis off"

[greendogsoup]

wow, this happens in saudi arabia? Damn muslims are fucked up

[TheCutebarbieslover]

@greendogsoup no you mother fucking jews are making propaganda against us .

[AfroNinjaSpy]

@greendogsoup wow... its called a bloody joke

[scartowndevil]

@greendogsoup you mom

[AwesomeChannelTV]

Brilliant!

[Pinoy1231]

I'm a lolipop salesman.....

Then i shall...i mean one of these women shall suck your penis off!

[sedermunday]

Lame joke!! Fuckin redneck!

[alaan123456]

i would say i give massages

[pokemonblack101]

suck it'



[spyrocynder2009]

he should have said im a massage therapist

[RickMerchantttt]

@spyrocynder2009 NEVER settle for a handie, when you can get a blowie. NEVER.

[akash1229]

its pronounced as shake not sheek u dumbwit

[purplesyndrome]

i dont get it. what suppose to mean with im a lolipop salesman, did the sheikh suppose to lick his penis?

[SoulofaDeity]

@purplesyndrome exactly XD

I think I've found my dream job

[zakster2222]

@purplesyndrome I don't know how old you are... But just think of what he did to the other mens penises. What do you do with lolipops, suck'em? Lick'em. If you're a rough one, bite'em?

[skimmertakesall]

fourth bloke was a gynecologist.

[xLostSoul27]

this one's my favorite.. (:

[sonitadion]

I didnt hear what the first man said he is ...... som1 pls tell me

[xxStreetRidaxx]

@sonitadion he said im a cop

[cyberricky14]

then we shall try too suck your dick off!!

[slipperyhole99]

THEN WE SHALL HIT THE HEAD OF YOUR PENIS WITH A LOLIPOP

[hatys4]

A man goes to the doctors and the doctor says

'I have bad and worse news". The man says "whats the bad news"

the doctor says"You have 24 hours to live."

The man says" Well then whats the worse news"

The doctors says " I forgot to call you yesterday"

[ihatepink4everzz]

lolipop-penis lol

[jspeterkol]

0:19 3 of the same girls behind the orange behind the green & behind the baby blue

[TheiPwn3G]

im a porn star

[izlude2]

this has to be my favorite one because of the way he screams xD

[TurtleBlastingOG]

third guy: Im a gigalo

XD

[troubletwins187]

i am saudi arabian and whoever has sex with a woman with out marrying her has his body burried neck down so the only thing exposed is his head and people throw rocks and pebbles at him untill he dies ......talk about torture

[stephon77indtri]

@troubletwins187 and yuh country is mostly muslim but with christain you jus repent of yuh sins !!!

[troubletwins187]

@stephon77indtri shut the fuck up

[stephon77indtri]

@troubletwins187 yoww meh nah play no bad boi internet on youtube and yuh is ah muslim an talkin soo lawddd waa gonna ??

[FATBEARD1295]

@troubletwins187 thats stupid

[troubletwins187]

@FATBEARD1295 no thats islam

[rocknrolldrummer1]

@troubletwins187 what if hes a tourist and has different cultural beliefs..just curious

[cillantro]

@troubletwins187 And to think it looks pretty modern...the skin of the country,infrastructure and all!

Human rights is not exactly your thing is it? I heard that many hymenoplasty and anal sex are popular in arabia for this very same reason...its difficult to detect whether a gal had sex or not....besides if men have pre-marital sex is there a similar punishment?I guess torture is the correct word for such laws not justice...LOL...anyways are you for it or against it?Ever been abroad my friend?

[1Piecer]

@cillantro If by modern u mean Gays and lesbian walk the street without shame and to hv sex with any1 u want before marrge the screw it that's why u hv a high devorces rate in western countries becuse the woman had been satisfied 1000 times better than the man who married her.

And I think that stone 2 death is just 4 ppl who cheat on their marrage not like troubletwins187 said for any1 who had sex.

In Saudi Arabia dont get caught and look who's talk about anal Shit and Gay Mir I hv industry

[SuperUnit15]

I GUESSED RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CincinnatiStix]

thumbs up if you would want megan fox to be the one to suck it

[CincinnatiStix]

so we will give you a blow job till your penis comes off LOL

GAY FAGGOTS

[Knightman963]

@CincinnatiStix Thats what you want 

[CincinnatiStix]

@Knightman963 oh sorry my friend kaid said that this is our account tell him that because he goes around making comments and stuff i cant tell him cuz his phones broke

[Orangeys]

I thought the third guy was going to say, "I'm a massage therapist."

[jacktheripperrules]

what does the first man say?

[Nightxxwolf]

@jacktheripperrules I'm a cop

[DJmelbourne1]

we shall stick a loli-pop in your dick hole

[TheDarkaddiction]

@DJmelbourne1 i have read that in a hentai manga somewhere,,, -_-'

[DJmelbourne1]

@TheDarkaddiction thats gross...but hentai is super sexxyy :D

[TheScorpion9080]

@DJmelbourne1 he will probley like that

[DJmelbourne1]

@TheScorpion9080 lol wtf why cuz u do???? jkjkjk

[Breana9109]

@DJmelbourne1 Ow.



[DJmelbourne1]

@Breana9109 i know right haha

[superstandardman]

how many licks does it take to make it to the center of-

oh wait....

[SAC25BATS]

Ima loli pop salez man! LOL

[blasterb118]

press 9 then 6 enjoy!

[jaymax9560]

no he would have said make him suck lolipops till he dies with no food or water. what he should have said was i am a hooker. then the sheek would have said then they will do you till you die.

[Lostfood]

so we 'll LICK your penis off! >:D

[coolyohloves5858]

@Lostfood r u gay?bi?

[Lostfood]

@coolyohloves5858 isnt that what he's supposed to say

[05507858]

this is racist

u r talking as we dont respect women

this is a stupid idea the the west made about us

[Shokinowa]

@05507858 it's just a joke



[05507858]

@Shokinowa

i don't mind making jokes

but when u make a joke its better to show the truth

[puma209100]

hahaha funy shitt...

[xjakexthedudex]

they arnt beautiful..they are ugly

[abcdefh123able]

so we'll lick your penis off !

[shoshanish]

we wil lick your penis off!

[Babyluma22]

What do you say when a trashy woman falls to the floor?

HOEDOWN!!

[Psycho36912]

Shiek : I Am the master of these women

Me : THE MASTER OF THE UNI-BROW

[hb11bh]

This does not do the Saudis .. I live with them

[awesomedudesful]

lol

[RAZORPREADATOR]

How many licks does it take to get too the center.1...2...Owwwwwwwwwwwww!­!!!!!!!

[brockatschool]

Then we shall cut it off, put a stick In it and sell it to children