Jay's Rap 2001

[mbaptiste8917]

I like the part when he talks about doin drugs :p

[xNJforever]

THAT SHIT IS THE MAD NOTES

[sallygirl2066]

Where is the captions?

[sallygirl2066]

I think that "little man" was trying to be like sid vicious

[EvenLifeless]

6 people dont like jungle love

[MrKreedO]

fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noich noich noich 1 2 1 2 3 4 noich noich noich shmokin weed shmokin whizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin fatties and smokin-

uhh can i get a nickel bag 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand-if that money doesn't show then ya owe me owe me oh my jungle love yeah oh ee oh ee oh i think i wanna know ya know ya yeah what

[jasonganley1]

fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noich noich noich 1 2 1 2 3 4 noich noich noich shmokin weed shmokin whizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin fatties and smokin-

uhh can i get a nickel bag 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand-if that money doesn't show then ya owe me owe me oh my jungle love yeah oh ee oh ee oh i think i wanna know ya know ya yeah what

[extremematt62]

Turn On Closed Captions..



[itsnormalincanada]

it's noinch not noise

[GRANDMASTERKANE]

its noinch or noich, not noise, mother fuckers - fuking A noinch noinch noinch

[blazedandahalf]

that shit is the mad notes!

[Mafon2]

Guys like 'em force me to drink beer, roll fatties and smoke blunts :-(

[NobodyFucksWithJesus]

No offence to that guy from like 2 years ago up there in the Top Comments but it was actually the best 46 seconds of his day, not 50.

[Sebasstian98]

You don't know jungle love? Hahaha

[UnknownOwn4]

This would get more likes that Friday. lmao

[JUGGALObigmatty]

WHOOP WHOOP..... Jay and Silent Bob

[venomoususus]

dumb fuck fuck FUCKS ;).....writing the lyrics

[candyqueenify]

so many lyrics LOOOOL!!!!

[The4thGuy]

The best thing about this is Silent Bob's reactions to the rap.

[timothyramseyer]

FuckFuckFuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck noich noich noich, 1,2 1,2,3,4, noich noich noich shmokin weed shmokin weed doin' coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers. rollin' fatties smokin blunts. who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts. rollin' blunts then smokin um' -let me get a nicklebag- 15bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then you oh me oh me oh, my jungle love, oh ee oh ee oh, i think i want 2 no ya no ya

[xXedycoreXx]

haha is fucking awesome!! =p

[MrGuertindevin]

teach your baby brother this song so he walks around campus saying "fuck fuck fuck fuck"

[TheLidyan]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe My jungle love Oh e oh e oh I think I wanna know ya know ya yeah what LMAO this is 2g

[guildfordrunner]

I thought the Clerks was in black and white?

[PeachesOhoulihan]

@guildfordrunner this is Jay and Silent Bob strike back

[MrTimmit09]

he was estimating



[laiguana1221]

fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.­mother mother fuck. mother mother fuck fuck. mother fuck mother fuck. noise noise noise.1.2.1.2.3.4.noise noise noise. smokin weed, smokin wizz. doin coke. drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers. rollin fatty's smokin blunts. who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rolling blunts and smokin...15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show than you owe me owe me owe. my jungle love yea o we o we o i think i wanna know ya know ya ya wat??=]

[VeggieLover001]

5 people don't have never rolled a fatty or smoked a blunt...

[AliosAlrow]

5 people have never smoken blunts

oh wait--

[KahhuuBabiie]

jay`s hot ;) love this movie ..x

[dregon705]

How download i This

[FuckSheIsA7x]

gotta laugh about that so hard EVERYTIME! xD

[sOulbaSe371]

i fucking love this movie!

[streeTkiDwannaBe]

@MsJessemccartneylove yeah he had to cut it for rehab. Just stuck with short hair ever since.

[Trubblemayker]

That shit is the mad notes!

[dozicusmaximus]

@Trubblemayker My fuckin thoughts exactly!! haha

[loveeYhux3]

he's so hot. (;

[MrSimiansam1213]

Noice noice noice

[mondaymorninbongtoke]

Hairy bush nuns

[riofredi]

crying

[TathyHotel]

I love his voice  ^^

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

seems sped up?

[RobYn101666]

Fittest character ever.

If I could do a fictional character... Jay is my new number 1! 4 now.

[RitoYuukiKun]

Jungle Love <3

[a7xN]

It is better in Russian version!

Realy

[RitoYuukiKun]

@a7xN agreed

[MsJessemccartneylove]

Jay is so hott I was suprised when he came on degrassi and his hair was cut short

[asdasasefasd]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2, 1 2 3 4. Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe My jungle love Oh e oh e oh I think I wanna know ya know ya yeah wha

[wranglerx07]

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe.

[HrcaCro]

he is a fucking legend!!!

[AdamVDE]

Who smokes the blunts? You smoke the blunts!

Funny as hell!

[bloodstainedwar]

funny as hell and rickerY2k9 what the blue hell are you on about?

[simply0errca]

Awesome!

Is the kid who asks for a nickel bag the same guy who asks for a nickel bag in Clerks 2, just older?

[cornyking1992]

yeah

[Freerunningpimp]

Best Rap ever

[KeySour]

i love his yellow coat lmao

[glennlaroy]

this was my favorit part of the movie lol

[gribbo100]

put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show than you owe me owe me owe... my jungle love owi owi ow

[13rocknroll]

LOL

[RICHbrowngrow02]

THE WHITE MAN is really stupid gay lazy ugly dirty and nasty drug addict, latinamericans we aren't drug addicts at all we are the future like asians are, fuck whites, brothers we have to export drugs to USA & europe, whites you know that you love our drugs it's good for your brains hahaha stupid addicts, hey dumbs buy our drugs we can take your money while we destroy your lives and health lol xD

[bud420ish]

mexican americans, don't like to get up early in the morning if they have to, so they do it real slow. you ignorant racist fuck.... get an education you stupid fuck.... or wait just like everyone else. get a fuckin life you stupid fucker, get some book learnin on.

[rickerY2k9]

Ya know, it's fuckin wastes of life like you who contribute to the decline of western civilization. What the FUCK do you know about America anyway and what gives YOU the right to cast judgement?!

[ss5aztecwarrior]

i think i wanna know ya know ya yeah what

[KHsonicdude23]

X/

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Silent Bob

[SaiyanShinobi666]

who smoke da blunts?

[gamedemoz]

we smoke da blunts

[heyhowami]

roll dem blunts

[gamedemoz]

uhh let me get a nickel bag :D

[ZeMexicanPirate]

15 bucks little man

[BakerSkater1995]

put that shit..in my hand :)

[alfiefed]

If that money doesnt show

[MidKnightBlaze]

put that shit, in my hand!

[bulletformycomedy]

Fucking a.

[20TheRealHustle08]

sick!

[QtNerd]

i would do anything to get Jay in my bed!!! srsly

[KalikAP01]

You wouldn't have to do much.

[NYKbball42]

best 50 seconds of my day

[XDraydenReapZX]

@NYKbball42 46 but okay bud lol

[chopstick223]

@NYKbball42 46 seconds....

[Jeffreylabbe]

I could watch this all day. In fact... I will =D

[thierryjanin]

The best rap in the world !

[MUSziiQqJUNKii3]

lmfaoooooooooooooo

[MusicianPooper]

You've got some weird hobbies.

[skate1bmx01]

not rlly we were just bored

[BLUEGENE13]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe My jungle love Oh e oh e oh I think I wanna know ya know ya yeah what

[Zombieclowns104]

Wow, you can copy down the song. good job

[whosegeneration]

and apparently you can't do that too well, he's saying noich, not noise

[galgia12345]

@BLUEGENE13 ur WRONG..this is how to do it!

Fuck Fuck Fuck/Mother mother fuck..mother mother fuck-fuck...NOISE-NOISE-NOISE.­..Smokin' WEED Smokin' WIZZ..Doing COKE - dringking beers,drinking beers-beers-beers..Rollin' Fatties Smokin blunt's..Who smoke the blunts?..WE SMOKE THE BLUNTS!...rollin' blunts and smokin' umm...15 bucks little man!!..put that shit in my hand!!..if that money doesn't show then U owe me owe me owe...MAH jungle LOVE..owy owy OWE!!..I think I wanna know ya know ya..yeh WHAT!!

[Episie]

@BLUEGENE13 WHAT HAPPNED TO ONE TWO THREE FOUR!?

[Sprzeni]

@BLUEGENE13 u missed 1,2,1,2,3,4...between noise,noise,noise

[sarahham81]

this !@#$% video is horrible! you wouldnt get a record by that for sure!

[jewkiller5565]

jay and silent bob strikes back is a awsome moviebut jungle love is a gay fucken song...

[kill3rb0tt]

been along time since i have heard it :)

[aboo747]

fuck so gud? hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa

[MamaMia008]

This is the best rap song ever

[zombieslikewhoa]

Chris, I've had up my jay and silent bob poster since I saw my first kevin smith movie in like whenever grade. SO yes they rock, sunshine.

[Zombieclowns104]

Hi leigh. Jay and silent bob rock bawls,eh?

[mongomongi]

Jay and Silent Bob Own!!

[diablodude5]

this version sounds faster than usual

[Mumbamumba]

"My jungle love" =)

[kill3rb0tt]

what is the film called i think i have seen but can't remember what it is called lol

[neogeon]

jay and silent bob strike back, how could you not know this?

[wy165]

fuckin awsome

[kooshajan]

hahaha, oh God I still love this!

[suran80]

50$lille man put the shit in my hand:D jungel land

[wy165]

wrong

[TreeOfThe]

FAIL!

[KrazyKing123]

Omg I Love This Song Its Amazing..So Is The Movies..Man Jay&Silent Bob 4 Life

[scpscpscp]

LOL!!!

[xokatieluox]

LMAO haha hilarious

[zombiepunky]

I don't really like rap... I'm into punk but that fuckin' junkie is fuckin' awesome!!!

[aguilera5]

fucking awesome! jay's hot!

[babiegina]

best rap ever.

15 bucks littleman, put that shit in my hand.

[Metalrocker666]

hehe i love this rap...beats any other hehe XP

[mollomoonie]

fuck yeah. Jay and silent bob are the shit.

[dynasty310]

fuck, fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck, noinch noinch noinch, 121234, noinch noinch noinch, smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers, rollin fatties, smokinn blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts! rollin blunts and smokin-

lmao great movie

[humanhater666]

Ah, I like this song indeed, so catchy

[darkscarecrow]

wait whats all this talk about jason living with kevin and being a hobo?

[Pazma1]

Purple rain, so gay.

[Mvdwvrm]

fucking great ^^

[laciekc2010]

jay is hot

[hazeleste]

I love 'em!

[tryXTC]

it sounds like hes on helium in this version

[wwecrazy]

That rap was like Jay and Silent Bob in nutshell >_>

[nevereverending]

i was jay for halloween in seventh grade

[isaachayes]

yeah but jason doesn't have his own house. he lives with kevin smith's family.

[RobotChild]

Jason got his hair cut SHORT. It looks funny.

[LongForgotten]

i love kevin smith. His babies are mine. :-P

[krissyd06]

who smokes the blunts?

[Omchick101]

he's not a hobo anymore he's clean now

clerks 2 is his first movie where he is clean

[thehateofyou]

god i love Jay.. like everyone else who has seent his movie...:P

[iceucbe92]

put that shit in my hand

[soupman345]

i cant wait for clerks 2!:)

[horehorehore1]

His babies are already mine.

[QueenOfTheRandom]

I wan't to have his babies.

[soupman345]

seriously...jay IS a hobo now?omg....

[Thecheckerchex]

too bad jay really is a hobo now..

[MetalVampiress]

He is so gorgeous!

[pollack123]

this is so fucking genius, i swear to god

[QueenOfTheRandom]

Jay rocks my socks. Love his voice. I'd smoke blunts with him anyday! <3

[TrainedNinja]

haha i think i wanna know ya know ya

[pennysangel]

Jay's a lovable fucktard :-P *lol*

[Assassin15]

lol

[VilleValoRocks]

Jay is so fuckin' awesome!

[saygoodbyetofate]

best shit ever

[ahmadoosucks]

Now I know why Jay is so foul mouthed.