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  • so if i breathe i will knock my opponent out. sounds easy enough.

  • It's sooo easy to say...

  • controll that by breathing... And then your opponent knocks you off!

  • Lol it makes more sense.

  • At my school if someone touches you,you will; get beat up badly

  • What if your fighting me? ;)

  • @Daniel96sj then you better have some fast typing skills cuz thats as far as itll get

  • chuck norris just says die and your dead

  • I LIKE TRAINS

  • what if you being touched by chuck norris

  • Last time i was in a "street fight" with anyone was at school and I got my hands on a baseball bat. I won. No technique, just a couple of good whacks to the short ribs did the trick just fine. Had it been life and death I'd have tried to crush the guys throat instead, had he had any skill with fighting, i'd probably have died then and there. I'm not a good fighter, but I can put a bit of force into my blows and I know a few choice spots to aim for, but I'm pants agility wise.

  • @Lleanlleawrg But you are a gutless coward

  • @traceradam I don't mind being a coward. Oh and I didn't start the fight by the way, and I gave him the chance to leave after I picked up the bat. He came into my classroom to kick my ass. What was I gonna do, fistfight him? I might have gotten my ass kicked in a straight up fight, so I try not to be in a straight up fight. In fact, I try not to be in a fight at all. But if I happen to be in one, then I want the upper hand any way I can get it. If that means a weapon then so be it.

  • @Lleanlleawrg i would rather loose a fight like a real man than win it like a pussy

  • @traceradam First day of school in first grade, 6 guys threw me to the ground and held me there while their ringleader took a run up and kicked me in the head, the temple on the left side of my head, wearing heavy boots. I could easily have developed a brain bleed, which can have serious consequences, worst case scenario: death. I'm not interested in risking my life for some retarded cartoonish notion of honor.

  • @Lleanlleawrg well it there more than one all rules go out the window.

  • This is so true. This is how you would fight someone like Chuck Norris or the younger Mohamid Al,i your spouse or anyone else. Fighting is much more mental than physical. Fighitng is rarely a physical contact. This breathing technic works in everyday life in many situations. I have experienced the heavy body feeling but didn't understand it. Something to think about Thanks for the post.

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  • what if im fighting scarlett johanson?

  • @rayjordan813 don't do that man!

  • @rayjordan813 Between the leggs ray, Between the legs. If that doesn't work. Run for your life.

  • @rayjordan813 Take the head-scissors takedown and like it.

  • U and I have that same guideline...no touches me without my permission

  • it said how to fight........ liiieeeerrrrr

  • lmao "and if YOU touch me without my permission, I'm going to protect myself". Slow down there Mr. Miyagi.

  • How to fight? i don't know.

    I do know one thing, YOU definitely can't fight.

    This dude looks out of shape, not fit at all.

  • @1973PennyLane yup that fat fuck gets touch and its lights out for him -_- has no idea what he is talking about

  • i find this very hard to masturbate on

  • :20 what about your wife?

  • i have no idea why would a martial arts master have that beer belly

  • how to fight: short version!: make a fist, punch in face

  • [this comment has been removed by chuck norris]

  • Yes, that actually did help... I hadn't thought so much about adrenaline and wondered how the heck I could control fear or something if I were in a situation, but it was really adrenaline. Thanks.

    (Reading the other comments... I hope they aren't using moves for bad things.)

  • @xxFLIPPIFERxx dont be stupid man if u wanna learn to kill why wud u bother fighting just blast the enemy breathing is the most important part of a fight i wanna see u last a 50 sec round a gainst some thug why your ass is panting like a dog

  • @xxFLIPPIFERxx maybe so but while you're fighting your breathing changes. you dont fight do you :P ?

  • @xxFLIPPIFERxx dude breathing is one of the most important things most fights end cuz they forget too breath proparly and they get gassed

  • Breathing is key.

  • @BandakaKush Not key if alls your doing is breathing how are you going to hurt him? It is important while doing combos and for your stance. You have to time your breathing with your punches usually so you have time to breathe.

  • @sammymunir Well he is right when he says, "the mind controls the body but the breath controls the mind". Whenever I am upset or angry my breathing becomes shallow and that is never good in a fight, you will gas out quickly.

  • no one touches him with his permission.

  • Great video to control mental power, Many thanks

  • I am very very strong and had 4yeArs of karate training when I was 11. I never want to fight. 2 times that I had to , I felt my arms heave and I couldn't see very well cause of the blood pressure and cause of the andrenaline. Great video. He is right. Some good breathes clear ur mind and ur body but mainly it prevents the fight

  • If you want to learn how to fight, go take some martial arts classes. If you learn through youtube, while practicing you don't have anyone to tell you what mistakes you're doing.

  • Me and my friend train all the time and its like 4 of us.

  • I was listening to watch?v=8PhSpJppLu4 when I got here through something totally else...

  • Okay. I realized Expert Village is a hoax.

  • This karate instructor is so right what he said! about fight or flight!

  • he was deff molested he don wanna be touched without permission :P

  • Brad Bellick?

  • take a lesson from dinner for schmucks and play dead..... no one wants to hit anything dead.

  • me and my friend do fighting as game were 10

  • this one helps too sir

    

  • carry a gun period

  • @Mr626LA guns are for people who cant fight

  • i notice that my key to fighting, if im very angry about something,especially if somebody messed with me or something, i would easily "Fuck them up.".

  • what if im fighting chuck norris

  • @RaigooGREAT Whens your funeral?

  • @RaigooGREAT youre screwed period

  • @RaigooGREAT just play dead he'll think his awesomeness knocked u out and he'll walk off

  • @RaigooGREAT Then you bow down and offer him a cheese cake!

  • @RaigooGREAT easy kill yourself its better then being beat up than him

  • @RaigooGREAT shoot yourelf 

  • @RaigooGREAT You liar! You cant fight Norris, you can only lose.

  • @RaigooGREAT god help u

  • @RaigooGREAT You don't fight him you die

  • @RaigooGREAT you already lose :)

  • @RaigooGREAT you lose

  • Show us the dim mak!

  • @Winnb3rg You can't. You might as well start chanting hail mary's and pray for the best :)

  • i got battle

  • @ballrub go with it

  • @ballrub How old are you? 10?

  • @enicay96 what's the matter asswipe,can't you take a joke? I bet you're fat,have a little weiner,and you're bald too.

  • or you could buy a gun...

    

  • @xH4ZARDx naw man thats illegal and also you could run out of bullets fast

  • Danks man keep posten sensei

    

  • this video doesnt show us HOW TO fight....more like INSTRUCTIONS lol..

  • Bill dauterive?

  • ive been bullied for years i completed raged at the bully and i got suspended because i broke his rib by kicking him too hard ... not fair

  • @baicatchTV nice one hehehehhe

    

  • @baicatchTV well done i hate bullys

  • @hyracatherium hahahahha

  • it is 30 people now...

  • @hyracatherium hahahhah hells yeah

  • idk

    

  • i got into a fight about a month ago the other guy lost his temper and was throwing wild punches but i stayed calm and some how his punches didnt hurt and i was able to get one good punch in that got him off me and i was able to get back on my feet and the other guy walked away is this good or bad?

  • @frog4life100 sounds like you did everything right. He on the other hand didn't know how to fight. Good job sir.

  • @KickingAssDaily thanks

  • @frog4life100 If you made him cry, it's good if not, GO GET HIM!!!

  • @zatanzilla well lets say im 5ft 4 hes 6ft and i punched him hard enough to make him fall off me and have to get dragged away by his friends id say all i did was make a fool out of him.....my height makes people think they can mess with me it realy pisses me off..

  • you can win a fight, if you talk 2:53 he will go ko

  • Actually there are three, fight, flight, and freeze. But if you want to win a fight just grab their pinky and don't let go.

  • did he just teach us how to breath?

  • since when was breathing talking?

  • 90% mental 10%physical idts

  • lol i think 138174 took a life time to upload

  • this guy really likes talking

  • Wtf is this black swan movie add lol

  • so basically how to fight is to breathe?!

  • Exacerbates was the word you were looking for

  • Holy crap, did he just say "it 'exasperates' the problem"??? Who is this guy, Damon f*****g Waynes? I think the word you're looking for is "Exacerbates".

  • i do MMA and i get the nervous adrenaline feeling and when i i fight/controlled no punching/ i can't do what i know my adrenaline makes me mess up i pratice or fight better when im more calm what should i do mixed martial arts

  • @WWEfan275 Lol this sounds...cliche but just meditate o-o clear your mind before a fight after meditating stretch then do 10 pushups to get ur muscles back into the feel of moving :D and dont look your oponent in the eye directly look at his hands and feet :D and of course his openings

  • @LaughingVeryQuietly ok thank u ill try it out

  • look at the views compared to the others people are typing in "how to fight" a lot lol

  • When I got into my third fight I wasnt even mad or sad I was like I didnt care. Its funny because when I was fighting or at least I think I was fighting I didnt feel anything I got several scrathes from the dude scratching but I couldnt feel anything. And the most weird part is that I didnt control my punches, it felt like something else was and I could only control my head looking at the crowd that was looking at me I remeber landing 3 blows to the face and when I did i felt nothing.

  • @Mabinogi1paladin I think what you've described here reveals something of how the subconscious mind works. When that part of you perceives a threat, it works to suppress those aspects of your physical nature that do anything other than support survival - so you're not as prone to feel pain. And, upon demand, the subconsious mind can work faster than your conscious, logical self, so those punches and kicks can be perceived by the conscious mind as a surprise.

  • @Mabinogi1paladin your body was only concentrated on keeping itself safe.it wasnt worried about fear,anger or the pain its reciving

  • i like this guy

  • yeah next time someone annoys me i will make his head explode by my mind

  • Man I was about to go gunz blazin at this kid tomorrow at school, but now I shall whoop his behind.

  • Dumb ass comercial froze

  • this guy isnt married

  • no one touches me without my permission either

  • lol it "exasperates" the problem? shit brother, a little time with a book as well as the heavy bag wouldn't hurt

  • Nice shoes man lol

  • 24 people got their ass kicked!

  • @galvetron86

    He's talking about people who aren't use to the adrenaline dump. People who don't get into these kinds of situations, that don't fight much or at all will feel this way because they aren't use to it.

  • @Caffeinatized

    whatever man my arms never get heavy and i dont think hes talking about people who havnt been in a fight because hes obviously never been in a fight if you or anyone else learns from this guy will only make a fool of your self in a fight it makes no sense what he does hes showing you moves that look good but do not work what so ever

  • im a nerd, you turned me into a bully

  • Fight or Flight is a wonderful feeling! Especially the part when I feel that I'm completely on fire!

  • u probly never got in a fight in ur life

  • 23 people cant fight lol

  • no, 107,284 people can't fight lol XD

  • @bmxtombmxmatt and u

  • @hihomie456 lol

  • @hihomie456 and you can?

  • @hihomie456 1 person writes an unoriginal comment and 64 unintelligent people thumb it up.

  • @kickmeout1 hey don't down my unoriginalness i've have been trying for 3 weeks to get the most thumbs on on a vid and finally it took me bieng super lame and unoriginal so DONT HATE lol

  • @hihomie456 43 now r0lf

  • @joshsco0t4 hahahahaha he's like a senior citizen ninja "I WILL PREVENT YOU FROM TOUCHING ME AND THEN I WILL BEAT YOUR FACE INTO THE GROUND" "now let me show you how"

  • @ikcjjtt it was a joke but its cool...

  • @tope774 No you're the idiot. You just got hella pissed off at an internet video.

  • i still dont know how to fight.,..

  • @gotricesnitch u cant learn to fight from a 3 min video

  • Adrenal Dump :B

  • press the CC button on the bottom right nigs

  • @maccajoe thank u so much

  • A real martial artist uses his brain in think out these kinds of moves, not just get them down and think it's going to be perfect all the time, or never work. I feel sorry for the people who try out moves, fail, and say it's impossible or some kind of BS when people out there are REALLY(Actually) using it to defend themselves, and has been proven more times than the single denier of martial arts can probably and PROPERLY show that he cannot or fail use the moves to defend himself.

  • thanks

  • IF U CANT FIGHT JUST SHOT THAT NIGGA

  • On the commercial add thing for target at the beginning. theres a guitar. it sounds so familair, what is that from?

  • My mindset is " You back off mister! " >:(

  • What he says is rather correct and by this point common sense. Yet aggression wins. The one who is more aggressive and evil is the one who normally wins. So really hating the guy against you is also, in my opinion, needed besides managing your adrenalin.

  • @tanctanc i agree. i do much better when i am pumped up and my aggression level is high

  • @tanctanc no its brains not braun that wins a fight

  • @BustedDebauchery No, it's both bro. Definitely both.

  • I want to join martial arts but we can't find some schools that teach i was searching on internet do you know a place in california,LA, panorama

  • noone touches me without my permission, except my wife

  • @c64c64c64 loool

  • sports can't win martial arts. it is common sense.

  • @gearsfan165 Say it like a joke pathetic froob.

  • 90% mind my ass, explain how nerds get their ass kicked

  • @gearsfan165 Dumbass...90% Mind he's talking about stragety.(spelt wrong)..not math reading and shiz.

  • @Mitsuru952 i was fucking joking you dumbfuck. jesus christ some of you are dumbasses.

  • @gearsfan165 Your an idiot. I agree with Mitsuru952. And since your obviously stupid you remind me of the guys who think they can fight but in the end loose. So basically get used to gettin' your ass kicked.

  • @WaffleKiller55 it was a fucking JOKE you dumbfuck. wow you are the biggest retard ive ever met. did i seriously think that if you're smart you'd be good in a fight? you're a dumbass.

  • hehe dump

  • that all doesnt works if youre two head smaler then your enemy =D

  • i really wish some1 would make a video '' What Are Your Goals In Fighting ''

    Mine, is... Im Gonna Beat You Up, Cus Im Bigger Then You! Ok JK x3

    I Fight Cause I Want Bully Who Teased Other People, To Get Teased After Being Beaten In Their Top Game...

  • What's the problem really? Someone wants to fight, you get into your fighting stance(better if it's an martial art fighting stance since your opponent will go like "hhahha ninja wannabe") then you make eye contact and you'll easily see where he will throw his punches. I don't really see the point of breathing, and waiting until he hits you.

  • @shinproful exactly, see my comment on his "how to take a straight punch" video

  • do i still need to learn martial art if i already have a gun? XD

  • @asyraffahmi no dont be dumb, learn to fight, and dont pull out a gun

  • @asyraffahmi yes

  • what about fighting with rage...

  • 138,685 vids? holy shit!

  • @FatCowStadium yeah dude

  • this happened to me today forced into a fight i won the fight by knocking the kid out but they said i looked crazy beacuse i was just non stop punching haha

  • @LILWALSHY66

    I believe someday if i ever get into a fight all the punches, blocks, etc will go right out the window and instead just start swinging, but it depends on how far i am into martial arts and my age i guess.

  • @thehalflifedude idk ive now mastered the art of controlling my anger in a fight now i just knock people out, dont go to crazy cause some people know how to fight

  • I hav to fight this kid tommorow... do u have any good advice since im nervous

  • @joecelli444 i never understood the whole 'fight me tomoro!' thing. if the guy wanted a fight that bad he'd try to beat yu up then and there. i doubt it will but if it does get into a fight just go up to him and say "dude look, i dont wanna fight you", wait for about 2 seconds for him to relax ad then catch him off gaurd with the hardest kick to the balls anyone has ever delivered, then pound his face in. if you dont know how to fight i suggest that :)

  • @joecelli444 howd you go? did you win mate?

  • @joecelli444

    So did you win or not?!

  • @DictatorRoB he won

  • @LillteBoxer360

    How do you know?