[Trailer] Robogeisha

[greatwhitetailhunter]

It looks like a knock off of geisha and the robot to me.....

[NickyVendetta]

I don't know what kind of drugs Japan is on, but I can bet they're illegal in the US.

[bhigpx]

The guy talking sounds like the pervy old guy from "Perfect Hair Forever"

[MrRastafari25]

Geisha Transform xD

[Spameggssausage]

I think this is Quentin Tarantino's sex fantasy.

[MrPunchinurface]

somehow i think the plot was written by a 7 yrs old kid

[arthurude1]

great movie

[Kroetschild]

Uh...

[sjcommander91]

Most awesomely useless weapon of 2012? I vote butt katana.

[37NaoTo37]

50€ budget-movie?

[Tiwaking]

I own this movie. It is the greatest movie ever.

[Person1ification]

With this music, the tank scene looks like Mario Kart

[89MartyRamone]

What the fuck?What's that shit?

[ButtiTheRedDevil]

1:57 WHY THE FUCKIN BUILDINGS ARE BLEEDING???

[wyatt9688]

badzu akkutsuento

[Khonsu1212]

ghost in the shll SAC first episode!! had robogeishas

[polskfight]

idk wtf sucks the most this guys voice or the actual trailer for this movie......

[speedymcs]

bust machine gun? ripping off austin powers there!

[AznTwilight]

lol there will be no wackness wif out japs around <3 unique ftw

[pornanyone]

wow

[jackmoradi]

they are 1000 years ahead of us lol and we have "Adam Sandler" ~,~. fucking Geisha transforms !! how original and creative you can get :o

[linemanlv]

:S

[StefStrife]

And I thought Machine Girl was ridiculous ;P

[torspotv]

geisha transform <3

[MrSoExited]

i´ve seen this movie and its realy coooooooooooooool

[Sipcosis]

¬¬Are you fuckin kidding me ?

[Voodoomancer]

.....uhhhhh....

...the hell did i just see?

[0UkyoCassio0]

YEEA,THATS HARDCORE!

[skiel666]

Seems legit...

[cmsasuke17]

Geisha Awesome (narrators voice) seriously this is the most awesomest (is that even a word?) thing I ever saw.

[SuperNextgengamer]

what's up with the scary narration?

[AsafSchnider]

im here because of James Rolfe (AVGN)

[MrJoseph0]

ME GUSTA

[DarthHorrigan]

Thumbs up, if you first thought was "what tha f..."

[Mxoxtxox]

Fried Shrimp and Tengu Milk. Happy Meal, om nom nom.

[CrazzzyBean]

Live and let die don't deserves to be in this japanese trailer!

[lso5027]

It's a "Circular Saw"

[faewarg]

this is what i call a movie, michael bay can suck the dick of this movie :D

[tkmaster17]

Such a deep and amazing Drama. If this movie doesn´t win Oscar, then something is seriously wrong with society.

[videogamenostalgia]

Is this based on a true story?

[KarlosThomson]

@videogamenostalgia Yes.

[thenervemann]

WINNING



[theamazingempiricist]

Freud, eat your heart out.

[solantap]

2:19 Bloody....Anus...

[TheRealTsunami]

This movie + large unruly audience = win.

[TheShinobu1988]

OMG!!!!!! O_O

[FlinckShinesOn]

Bleeding houses? O_o Imposibruu!!

Btw where is the geisha SNACK-attack! ? I awaited it all the way xD

[UFOJockey]

FUCK MY EYES THEY BLEED LIKE BUILDINGS!

[justfox1129]

WTF...

I watched this sh*t for 2m...

Why do the buildings bleed?

[xSorachanx3]

FRIED SHRIMP? BEST. WEAPON. EVER.

[yo0yo0yo0]

I love the part when he says Geisha

[HadarMilner]

Wow.Ricky Oh would shitting(explosives) in his pants.

Robogeisha FTW!

[valnei2008]

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[KiidyFlow]

Geisha Assasin? wuuuuuut HAHAHAHAHAHA

[TxE]

AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA.

[katanavk77]

Fuck that's weird.lol

[Starioshka]

fuck Japan.

[WelcomeSummerRain]

it's like they've combined 10 or 20 movies into one! haha

[MutleeIsTheAntiGod]

My head just exploded.

[mellogirlfriend]

What The Watch Did I Just Fuck?

[mittkandyroer]

@mellogirlfriend What I Just Did The Fuck Watch

[o00Bobo00o]

handicap gun lol

[blakscull]

Okay then

[kingofamericans]

2:18 ew. gross. ew.

[Parker8752]

... The fuck?

[sheynoo]

What is with the crappy narrating??

[Rexco33]

This movie is fucking insane! But not as insane as House

[sheynoo]

Wtf?? o,O i wonder how the real maiko and geiko think

of this trailer?

[ST3PRODUCTIONS]

lmao gonna what this high as hell!!!!

[Inkeyesdave]

@ST3PRODUCTIONS so high rght now

[MightyNonsenseMaker]

erm... wut?

[dzc12]

The voice over sounds like Michael Scott...

[eakooffire]

I like how the narrator sounds like someone taking the pee out of a japanese buffalo bill/pervert.

[Otterrat]

SUDA51, I pitch this game to you. now get it done.

[Shalymar75]

Buildings widely spilling blood and the Fried Shrimp made me laugh to death. At the end she cut the girl in half but only her head got cut off it's magical I want this movie !

[Shalymar75]

What the hell did I just watch ?

[jon6123]

Anyone ever played crash bash for the PS1? geisha transform is definately the tank things from crash bash

[guyverlover]

I found this easy to masturbate too. 

[AnimusAeternus]

Whats Good?



[jorgesora]

Bleeding houses, Take notes hollywood.

[romio2703]

-.,- no comment

[DaaChimp]

After this movie...Everything makes sence again.

[QuesoGr7]

Btw, this movie includes a samurai Jesus with sparkly hair and a giant Edo-styled castle mech that wears a nuke on a chain like bling and at one point was doing the robot on top of Mt Fuji.

Yeah you won't even know what the hell you watched after this movie lol

[mydearcheese]

i swear to god i found this movie in Hastings,,, im not renting it.

[QuesoGr7]

@mydearcheese

I've seen it twice. It will make your brain damn near implode on itself xD

[alfred87cron]

i'm gonna go sit in a dark corner now

[XSims3LoliFreakzX]

since when can houses bleed?

[dukemorran1]

why wasn't this movie released theatrically ? It is hilarious !

[jamauln1]

Oh shit. Kamen Rider Geisha!

[julyancho]

jajjajajjaajjaaj "fried Shrimp" XD que degenero esto

[Neonite86]

She never asked for this.

[RikiRaccoon]

@Neonite86

....BWAHAHAHHAHAA..ha..oh god...

sadly I have no other anythign to say to you aside from "i c wut u did thar."

[schokomesser]

I will hire the voiceactor, no matter how much it will cost! :D

[ShamrunUnderscoreBof]

when she transforms into that half assault tank and drives around i just keep getting mario kart flashbacks.

[ragnarok1326]

I saw someone stabbed in the ass. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

[devinsandler]

Dear Japan WTF.

[sudeten44]

They never did recover from Hiroshima and Nagasaki did they?

[nOface0672]

jodeeeeer.... y mira que yo estoy rallá

[HangZhien]

youtube need new WTF reactions>>>>>

[tropicalmanchine]

the tune is like Live & Let die!

[GonzaloMM]

Why do the BUILDINGS bleed? :|

[Sinvey]

@GonzaloMM people inside, I reckon :D

[aaindahouse]

@GonzaloMM

cuz it's Japan.. they don't give a fuck about anything sane OR real!

[SuperEagle112]

What's good?!?

[TheBigdev23]

thank u redban

[Benegeserit33]

obszön, genital, inspirierend :P

[pandaeyes42]

No one can do bugfuck mental extreme cinema quite like the Japanese!

First film I saw of this kind was "Tetsuo:Body Hammer".

Walked into the movie feeling completrely normal. Walked outafter it finished feeling like my head had been ripped off and the wiring completely rearranged!!!

[Kantorounet]

seriously, Japan, wtf is wrong with you guys...

[crisgia]

thank you redban

[NirNiroYanay]

Geisha is... HORNY

[MiG2880]

OMFG What freaks of nature would find this entertaining?? I think I stumbled into a dark and fucked-up part of the net... I'm outta here o_O

[Johnyboy1830]

Handicap Gun xD

[DailionDos]

POpower rangeeers !!

[shadowfilm]

That has to be the strangest cover of 'Live and Let Die' I've ever heard.

[EhWsup]

Wow. In Japan, buildings bleed!

-the more you know rainbow pops up-

[777bleach777]

GONNA SEND THIS TO RAY :D AND SEE HIS REACTION IF HE DECIDES TO WATCH IT XD

[VladSquidula]

@777bleach777 fag

[falcord]

Kudos for the serial rapist voice... They aren't easy to find.

[doronknowsbest3]

Omg wtf is this shit

[Natewoahnoway]

i would love to be killed by a woman that would be doing anything i wanted... if she wasnt trying to kill me

[Datisookmooi]

Assassin was misspelled.

[AngelBiLove]

Buildings bleed and Tengu Milk :D

[powereater]

one geisha just blocked another geisha's ass katana with her armpit katana...

[PuppyPhoenix]

Come for the geisha chainsaw, stay for the fried shrimp.

[Blutroth]

Japanese are the best people in the world !

[VeeDeLarge]

@Blutroth

If only they were better swimmers...

[Irpalla]

@Blutroth From this trailer, I think they are most retarded people in the world.

[mvfasolfasoo]

jajajajajajajaja

la mamada

XD

[N1GRAROLL]

This movie gave me cancer.

GET AT ME CRIS.

[rosered1359]

Somebody send this to Ray William Johnson!!

[NukemLulz]

@rosered1359 FUCK OFF

[pkmageftw]

@rosered1359 Fuck off

[BlackHeavenDemon]

Fried fucking shrimp.

[sliver321123]

GESHA TRNRHRRRRRrrrr...

SAMURAI robt

GESH ASsassss

Friieed Shriiiiimp.

Bask machigah

[Sp1derFingers]

1:28 for best pronunciation ever

[Duderonimo]

Best part 3:13

[Duderonimo]

@Duderonimo Sorry it's 3:10

[TheSilverSting]

Did I just see a katana get shoved into a robots asshole? 0_0

[Cthululz]

Tengu miruuhhhk

[nightgoda]

Geisha Missile.. Geisha Dance.. Geisha Army..... LOL

[xMissArisax]

1:44...FRIED SHRIMP O:

[c4JunNigga504]

That movie announcer had me rollin.

[DarkfireKara]

FRIED SHRIMP!

[VashFanboy1]

wtf did I just watch?!!?

[Jman88]

0o

[ButterflyZo]

O_O

[koschkadiekatze]

deadly milk... its epic... german synchro rocks more than the subtitled original...^^

[koschkadiekatze]

was worth the 9,85€ ^^

[akejm]

Death by fried shrimp must be one of the best ways to die ever.

[TintinEkstrand]

u should smoke and watch it

[LoveSarcoptesFilms]

Best.Trailer.Ever.

[MariaElenaHall]

What the hell...????

[spiderfinger]

Truly earned an Academy Award for Best special effects!

[mistarcraw]

is thi the sequel to robovampire

[Jordanussable]

Awesome;

[wawa80095]

robot samurai I can live with....but geisha chainsaw? geisha transformers? I'm done.

[KakoriChan92]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH<3

Japanese movies = B

Well most of them anyways ;)

[Ladiciuston]

i didnt know buildings in japan are made of raw meat... is that after the fukushima meltdown?

[QuesoGr7]

That girl got stabbed in the ass! 0_0

[premier6666]

This movie is the ultimate achievement of mankind. It's all downhill from here.

[AnnaRozhdestvensky]

This must be a comedy. Not even in Japan would this be taken seriously. XD

[algibp]

Fried Shrimp

[Flasher2k7]

I think my brain just exploded only by looking the trailer...what is wrong with those japanese people?!

[GodOfMoonlight88]

GODLIKE =D

[lindiensaoul]

wtf?

[DavyMacaroni]

This movie is hilarious.

[MrKevstro]

Completely unrealistic... those pistols shoot only 15 bullets before reloading, they shot them well over that.

[MrApril1995]

really rellay really bad

[aznkingdom12345]

adults porn power ranger

[MrGatPhillippi]

GEISHA TRANSFOHRRRRRR.

[nekojustin]

the people who made tokyo gore police and machine girl?! i have to see this!!!

[bozaki87]

this is fake right? it's just a joke eh?... oh god pliz tell me it's a joke....

[cybersteel8]

@bozaki87 It is an actual movie....seriously...

look on wikipedia

[cr8g]

biggest bullshit i have ever seen :D

[TheGoodGuyProduction]

shit