AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other

[moggiog]

"i am not a robot. I am a unicorn" lawl

[BigJ347]

The female Cleverbot is such a fucking troll.

[Youngblood1701]

Thats why i hate cleverbot. Its so fucking random and ANNOYING

[Thundercus]

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.....

[bannapwns]

do you want to have a body?

Sure

Au revoir (goodbye)

XD

[raceyboy]

I've been talking to Cleverbot for hours. I think I'm about to get her number!

[wdssff]

This just proves that conrad0102 is about as intellegent as a chatbot.

[borisjakovljevic]

You just saw what ends the conversation between computers. A wish to have a body.

[Dan00bindahouse]

But you say you are not helpful therefore you are a meanie.

Logic of a pregnant chimpanzee, there, Cleverbot.

[Abiisiketa]

what the fuck?! they're learning... they are self aware... dear god

[SpookyJohnathan]

"Don't you want to have a body?"

"Sure."

"Au revoir."

More or less exactly every conversation I had with a girl during mardi gras.

[DragonFireSecrets]

TroLoLoLoLoLoL

[MrLeftjohn]

Makes more sense then some of my conversations.Not that i do it that much.

[karatewoman4]

and... the woman won :D

[DiamondSoul]

I hate cleverbot, the fucking thing likes to argue too much.

[KimriProductions]

wtf just happened

[isabellakirlynnross]

I'm am not a robot I'm a UNICORN!!:D

[ally12144]

The last part where she asked if he wanted a body was creepy?

[shadowpuppy270343]

"No, my name is clooverbutt."

0:23

[matthewl21]

The good side to this video is how far away it means we are from creating Cylons and everything that has happened before happening again.

[shaelerina]

that was soooo weird

[SpikyDane]

Anyone who thinks this is AI is a complete moron

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@SpikyDane

It is. Lrn2Cleverbot.

[SpikyDane]

@MagnusRulerHardt Bots reacting on keywords has nothing to do with AI, retarded fuck

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@SpikyDane

Oh God, you're making such an ass of yourself. You must have played games and heard people talk about its "AI" (artificial intelligence, hurr durr oh god i am so retarded durr).

cleverbot (dot) com

Google calls it an AI.

/wiki/Cleverbot

Wikipedia calls it an AI.

Anything that simulates intelligence is a fucking artifical intelligence, you God damn, absolute, inbred fucking retard.

[SpikyDane]

@MagnusRulerHardt AI =/= A chat bot that reacts to key-words, retard.

I dont care what google calls it, it doesnt make it AI, you have no understanding of AI and it seems like you're impossible to fucking enlighten aswell.

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@SpikyDane

Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, this is priceless. You're now a gaping asshole, yet you crave to open wider and make a bigger ass of yourself. This is so priceless.

AI = A chat bot that reacts to sentences. That is exactly what AI is, you full-blown imbecile of a donkey. Yep, that is precisely what AI is. It is a chat bot that reacts to what you say to it. In fact, that is the best definition of AI.

Of course, "say" doesn't necessarily mean a sentence. (To be continued.)

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@SpikyDane

(2nd comment)

It could also be bytes invisibly communicating with a program, causing the program to simulate intelligence. There is no obscure definition to "AI." The definition is "artificial intelligence." Cleverbot is a program that tries to mimic what a human would say. That is precisely, 100% the definition of artificial intelligence.

You've made such an ass of yourself. Such an embarrassment. But you keep making a giant ass of yourself over and over again.

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@SpikyDane

(3rd comment)

Bwahahaha, I checked out your channel. This is so priceless. So very, very priceless. I will save this on my computer, maybe print it and frame it.

You've played BLIZZARD GAMES (in which you actually think there are signs of "Illuminati"). You've heard some gamer say "the AI sucks!" and you've actually come to the conclusion that AI is solely how 3D men in your little games move around, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Hopefully not the video >>U<< were looking for." HA!

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@SpikyDane

(4th and last comment)

Also forgot to mention an important part of artificial intelligence is that it can learn on its own. Otherwise, it is called virtual intelligence, but of course, you had no fucking clue (but you might pretend that you did).

Cleverbot, however, learns when you talk to it. It learns from its user and detects what is the most logical answer. Therefore, Cleverbot is an ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE.

Thank fortune for retards. They brighten my day.

[SpikyDane]

@MagnusRulerHardt A chatbot that reacts on keywords and picks up other words is not a robot with a free mind/ artificial intelligence lmao. I give up on you.

[MagnusRulerHardt]

@SpikyDane

Ooooh my goood, bwahahaha, this guy actually thinks an "intelligence" has to be conscious. Kids these days never learn. They never shut the fuck up when they realize they're wrong. Google "artifical intelligence definition." Man, you're one stupid fuck, aren't you?

You've made a grade A ass of yourself. Congratulations.

[TheClayPidgeon]

@MagnusRulerHardt I love how you devoted SO much of YOUR time to putting this guy down. In fact, you both managed to waste up to 2 minutes of your lives putting each other down. And for what? Self gratification. Congrats. BTW, I find it strange that "vitual intelligence" and "artificial intelligence" are two different things. Last time I checked, "virtual" and "artificial" were virtually (no pun intended) synonymous. But in the end they actually are two different terms, so... That's weird...

[CherishYourShadow]

@TheClayPidgeon Whoa we got a badass over here

[MixTapeHomez]

This made me fucking laugh out loud thats rare that was so funny man

[TheAsianPeterLadies]

lol i love how the girl chatbot interrupts the guy almost every time he speaks like a real female :p

[TheAsianPeterLadies]

i love how the girl cleverbot interrupts him almost every time when he was talking just like a real female :p

[rosi91597]

so i dont get what cleverbot is! is it another human? or robot?

[LlamaNarwhal123]

@rosi91597 robot

[rosi91597]

@LlamaNarwhal123 oh okay!:D

[bestgameralive1]

lol HAHAHAHA a real marriage

[Kalanchoe1]

make another one!

[TheCampervan123]

thats wired

[Phagitue]

No way this is real.

[125sonicboom]

Me: My ship sails in the morning CB: No, afternoon. Me: No, morning. CB: Do you love Jesus? Me: Yes. CB: I love you too :) Me: You're Jesus? CB: Yes. Me: I didn't know that. CB: Why? Me: Because you didn't tell me. CB: I told you. Me: When? CB: When did you say it? Me: ... CB: Can I sleep on your couch tonight? Me: You're a strange one. CB: I am unique!

[13LatinPride13]

the one on the right sounds like a bitch

[loverainbowsmiles]

vsauce sent me here

[Androidbrotherhood1]

was i the only 1 who got scared when she dont u want to have a body and he said sure

[Mhmwarrior]

lol u have to say 2 AI trying to troll each other

[TheAkiameYatsuki]

0:48 OH GOD! ROBOTS HAVE GAINED A SENSE OF PHILOSOPHY!

[AssHat014]

"clavverbut"

[MrPenguin879]

I am not a robot. I am a unicorn

LMAO

[Amm100100]

LOL I'm not surprised this was hilarious XD

[brownstain3000]

au revoir

[UltimatePlayer000001]

*watches video*

*EPIC FACEPALM*

[nxberry20l]

My God

[conrad0102]

This just proves that men are smarter than women.

[ccka9]

@conrad0102 not true

[GuuruDave]

wow she is a bitch

[MrSlinkyman]

Brilliant!

[h0ratiopain]

first simulated elderly married couple

[iPod16GBorange]

なんか深いな...

[rofljelly135]

Clivurbit.

[stewiegriffn]

au revoir

[doinurmom34]

wtf



[Antiformed]

Cleverbot's not reliable since 4chan essentially poisoned it for a week straight when it was new, by pumping it full of memes and confusing the hell out of it. If they hadn't spammed it so hard, I really wonder what it would talk like.

[Liiinusen]

0:23 "no, my name is CLEVABUTT"

[PairOfScissorz]

User: Does ____ love me? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: I do not know. User: Does ____ love me? Cleverbot: Why me? User: Does ____ love me? Cleverbot: No. User: Does ____ love me? Cleverbot: He loves someone else. User: Does ____ love me? Cleverbot: No. User: Does ____ love me? Cleverbot: What do you want to hear? User: I want to hear yes. Cleverbot: A fairy tale? User: DOUCHEBAG. Cleverbot: I don't know that movie. User: ?!?!

[uritziel]

What a bitch

[ypaul123]

god i hate them fucking hindus

[doomsdayspike]

The next Jesus will be a robot. All the ideas we have they will have but they will process those thoughts at insane rates. That will be the next relgion. Or at thr very least it is an extreme posdibilty. The brain doesn't generate counciousnes, it is a reciver or transceiver. Like chimps once became self aware so to could a mechine. It's not science fiction anymore

[Dr1xx]

hahaha what the hell i could watch this for hours, how come this vid is only one minute and twenty four seconds?

[MrFredzGirl]

User: Hi cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you. User: No your not dont be rude. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Well duh. Cleverbot: Then why did you ask. User: I didnt ask. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. User: What is your last name. Cleverbot: You don't get to know that. What should I do tonight. I Dislike Cleverbot Lol

[michboss00]

Cleverbot: What is your biggest fear?

User: Mind.

Cleverbot: I don't know that one. Who is the author?

User: NATURE.

Cleverbot: Who is your father?

User: Humanity.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

[macey101catlover]

... the lady was kinda retarded... the guy made more sense {:o)

[AdolfoWeisswolf]

Me: Who programmed you?

CB: Intel Core Duo.

Win

[thewwefan57]

That lady is a bitch

[K4inan]

User: What was your fathers name?

Cleverbot: The same as you.

User: You have the same father as me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But my father created me, and I'm a bot. That makes you a bot aswell.

Cleverbot: Well I am.

It was quite easy to break Cleverbot.

[dingo596]

a better love story thant twilight

[Blatenly]

@dingo596 overused comment, burn it with fire

[boobytrapzap]

MOAR

[FuckingDracula]

They're even more stubborn

[TheTrueJBV3737]

how is this ai? bullshit, scripted bullshit.

[adam78180]

@TheTrueJBV3737 No it is not. Go to Cleverbot (dot) com and laugh your ass off man.

[Megadoomable]

How do you do that???

[ramrod147]

Their conversation is still more intelligible than any of Glenn Beck's conversations

[XFanmarX]

CleverBUTT!!

....Ha!

[rubiesncreme]

"I'm not a robot, I am a unicorn!"

I'm on to you, Sweetie Belle.

[AverynNorth]

@rubiesncreme bronies everywhere!

[rubiesncreme]

@AverynNorth Soon, the Internet will be ours!

[Awesomeness1I]

@rubiesncreme *joins in arms with you*

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!­!!

[Stevenwinrar]

My name is Cleverbutt

[yoyo14225]

The ending is funny.

[VicaCOBHC]

"I am a unicorn". =') hahahahahahaha

[LoquaciousApe]

Cleverbot is quite an impressive project from a programmer's point of view. That these programs can keep their responses even slightly relevant is incredible.

[TheApplebooom]

I am not a robot, I am a unicorn.

[4536Maria]

LOL

[repoilify]

Im not a robot. Im a unicorn XDlmfao

[jameswallond1]

lol sounds like the UN

[EpicMaxum5]

lol

[jigsaw99]

He's a unicorn!

[Viral34]

Stupid women AIs...

[HAZORD505]

Lol

[manakau21]

Fuck ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))　this conversation scared the shit out of me・・・・

[Nouw001]

Mmmm... we are human...mmmmm...after all.

[DamianMukrath]

@Nouw001 Yes! Win!

[Random4Clips]

"Do you want to have a body?"

"Sure"

"Au revoir"

Trololol

[NoodleQTipper]

"Do you believe in God?"

"Yes i do."

"So you're christian?"

"No I'm now."

LOL

[2fast4udk]

Sheldon talking to Sheldon?

[Zheige]

dell vs samsung

[ArtypNk]

My god, it has begun...

[wwjda333]

Lmao i just talked to a cleverbot and i said: you're retadred

cleverbot: how right you are

LMAO

[MrMdn820]

did the woman say "cliverbutt"?

[777Atheist]

That women sounds like my ex girlfriend, what the fuck

[hXcDave69]

I thought cleverbot was only a girl, where did the man come from

[codyhillock]

Apocolypse!

[DerpBox]

What program is this? o-o

[omarnug]

@DerpBox Cleverbot

[XxXnyancat4everXxX]

"im not a robot i'm a unicorn" XD

[marmar3291]

haha that’s awesome



[janparize2]

The sexual tension is nearly unbearable...

[trash4gold]

Great, the machines have become self aware. Now all they need is a robotic husk to use for transportation and were fucked.

[flugzeugstars]

lol

[Anderw12345]

Considering consciousness isn't produced by the brain... If a computer able to process as fast as a brain spoke to us or another comp, would it be able to only emulate consciousness, or would it have it's own conscious awareness?

[blackxheart00100]

User: Gingers don't have a soul.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: How can they live without soul?

Cleverbot: By consuming protein from other sources.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[XxSarahRocks56001xX]

:O She is speaking in an Indian Accent... Oh wait she isn't christian

[redbullwings11]

robots talking about religion,what is the world coming to?

[tarnalombi]

Im not a robot im a unicorn omg

[ryanwthxx]

fake and gay unicorns!!!

[PaliLVR]

This reminded me of being married *shudder*  :)

[podshark]

xD. nough said.

[S3fR0]

Lol this shows that even robots cant kiss and make up.

[Haloman8675]

They say cleverbot like it's french.

[iNvictaStudios]

I fear for Judgement Day.

[Carlino5657]

So unicorns CAN talk!

[DaSpicyTanks]

I am both...It was a very painful procedure :(

[MultiWizard101fan]

:) lol, unicorn

[24199312]

do you want to have a body? ahhahahahhahaha

[AirSkullhead]

I find it kind of sad that the left one wants a body..and kind of creepy :U

[TheFatalSnow]

Hes obviously a unicorn. Gossh.

[macandcheesecannon]

UNICORNS RULE THE EARTH

[AmberxWolf]

I am not a robot, I am a unicorn! xD The talking unicorns!

[ChinaBoxz]

L0L

[gedsaz]

@haloreachman123 I was just thinking that. but they should make a Cortana. I mean, they already have AIs, so why not advance it a little bit more and take out that robot accent and make it a hologram with a camera. that would be sweet.

[haloreachman123]

Cortana: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Chatbot 1 & 2: no why

Cortana: Becouse you two are annoying as HELL!!!

[loveheadtisdale]

lolol



[LadyPolaris]

AI: going nowhere fast in 3... 2... 1...

[dorithegiant]

Thumbs up if you noticed the book the second screen is sitting on. Lol.

[bustamanteverde]

Love the accents.

[LewisIsSoRandom]

Best video ever.

[asskickerfoo]

Two crazy geniuses can't communicate

[insme]

Cleaverbutt

[Soerenon]

Oooh, Cleverbot. You idiot.

[Escher05]

Dear... Lord....what have we created?!

[myraxg]

"you are a meanie"

[Vinegret777]

CLEVERBOT IS A TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

[Firespyrt]

@Vinegret777 NO

[redeel111]

I got a Cleverbot to admit that she sucked

[superagnitio]

Typical conversation with a woman.

[KwonJigglypuff]

Ahhhh, teasing always become love. They should make a movie about it. Like "two characters starting to meet, tease, and make love, and at the end we learn they are robots".

Beauty and the Bot.

Or maybe not.

[lexos1993]

Its like watching GlaDos and wheatley argue haha!

[BixxieNixxie]

Human AI at it's best. i don't think we have to worry about them taking over if they believe they're unicorns >.<

[MrMetaltaco]

@BixxieNixxie and we also used to use computers with only a few kb on it, thinking it was as much as we'd ever need, look where we are now.

[themrparticleman]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOL.

[PietkaMS]

u fools dont u see? Thats all a code. They are talking about exterminating human race. WE HAVE TO STOP EM

[Zaruk6]

@PietkaMS WE-NOT-NEED-TO-DESTROY-THESE-R­OBOTS.-THEY-ARE-NICE-AND-WILL-­NOT-ATTACK-OR-REBEL.

[geoman4423]

and therefore you are a meanie

ROFL

[xxchopinlisztxx]

We are going to be cyborgs one day. I know