Shit Photographers Say (Official Video)

[BARRINGTON2000]

WOW...that was shit

[freehugsbeats]

JJAAYYYYY DILLLLAAAAAA!!!!!

[JoeAVERAGE93]

f 9 for landscape? are you mad?!

[zombieX111222333]

Canikon 60 Mark V that shit's for pussies. I have the Canikon 3000 D4

[codyduncandude]

LMAO Canon for life bro!!

[PiMpiN92432]

This video is hilarious.

[Sparky1989]

see the P right there? That stands for Poofter

M or gtfo

[BigAustCT]

Austin Wheeler Photography. Yeah.

[Mcrkiddo17]

LMFAO ! ahahaha im a photographer but i still find this amusing 

[iamfoodfreak]

MySpaaaaaace

[ChronicBoy5]

Shit wannabe photographers say!

[401amproduction]

I use a Nikanon D7000000000010, its oh-mazing.

[apexGT5]

haha, i love this video. All you haters are just mad because you say/do 90% of the stuff in this video, and you're upset because a teenager from seattle pointed it out...

[acheese9]

AWKWAHD HIPSTAHHH POOOOOSEEE! omg i died. so true.

[webgemtomato]

lol. if you didnt get their sarcasm you need to be more of a PROtographer :)

[kbudiarto]

This video is insulting to photographers. 'Nuff said.

[M40A1]

Family Guy quote! This video is funny, although I feel like I do some of that. But I'm getting better!

[rocka156]

The one true thing about this video, is at 1:52, I see so many fucking pictures of hipsters doing that. I don't know what is so damn appealing about it.

[AdrienChaos]

Don't get me wrong. I understand how people will say that people just buy expensive cameras and think they're a photographer.. But the problem with that is it doesn't really leave a fair chance for people who truly have the drive and passion to do photography.. And I think that's what we all forget.

[NightHawk71000]

@AdrienChaos Although, it seems to me that many photographers start out small before they go off and get a super expensive camera...I know that's what I've done, I started with smaller cameras before deciding that I was really serious about photography.

[l0vemisfits]

LOVE THE SHOUT OUT TO LAURA JADE..HOLY FUCK!

[jdadj]

Maybe you should read the description of the video before commenting. JAWLS

[Tall747]

ALKI !!! thats whats up!! represent seattle :)

[carstalkerz]

I bet they shoot in JPG format...

[kylekruchok]

@carstalkerz I shoot in JPG Small. My pictures won't ever get printed anyway, so who cares?

[NightHawk71000]

What lens do you have mounted to that camera in the video?

[kylekruchok]

@NightHawk71000 All of them.

[skinsta77]

you guys should look at some of the work these guys have done before criticizing them

[MiMi72x]

BOKEH BOKEH BOKEH!

[losingcolorxx]

The reason why the "shit videos" are so funny because of how accurate they are and how people can relate to it and laugh at themselves. Next time work on that.

[aznboimiked]

@losingcolorxx If you were a photographer, you'd know how sarcastic this was. Idiot.

[helloimcool19]

Hahah I like the family guy reference. I enjoy the accents too

[Jilara1]

Dumb



[kcswingit]

Only appeal of this is that there are a couple of hot dudes in this video. However, this makes me want to quit my career as a photographer.

way to make a bad "shit people say video" cause it's not hard to make these funny.

[kylekruchok]

@kcswingit If you want to quit your career over a YouTube video, you should probably get on that, and start selling your gear now.

[kdeee69]

You need to do a Shit Facebook "photographers" say and do wtf did we need psc for :/

[SuperSeyoe]

Shtuff people say to photographers: /watch?v=niyTIbiV19A

Now that's funny.

[e30roundel]

i didn't even laugh...really?..

[bbbomberjk]

this makes me feel like i should sell my camera coz im a begginer

[czimmer3]

this should be called shit photographers DON'T say...

[sillysox13]

stoned australians. 

[jckstein]

@sillysox13 only one is australian..

[jophie]

I like the other one more

[BeccaBooisme]

I know nothing about photography but I have a couple friends who are into it. But I can tell that you guys are poking fun at people who say they're photographers. People don't get sarcasm

[k1eee]

if you want to hear real photographers watch the new shit photographer videos say

[wuhduheric]

@lilbreezy206 Lol, everything is not the same. You must be a deaf reject.

[amostsoulfulcolour]

*waits for noobs to google 'silver halides' so they can retort

[webgemtomato]

@amostsoulfulcolour

Uhh. your a tool? KBYE. have you seen connors work? I know millions have. Whos seen your work? ....

[amostsoulfulcolour]

@webgemtomato cool, so should I reply if I've supposedly been blocked or marked as spam? K, well I will anyway. First off, "You're" = you are, so you may need to look into that. Your argument is confusing. Um what you angry about exactly? A decent photographer made a crap video which I commented on, what has this to do with my skills as fotog? Or his, for that matter? I dont think the vid is funny, its not a critique of his work as photographer, just the video I think is unfunny.

[amostsoulfulcolour]

EVERYONE and their dog says "I'm a photographer". Most don't know the difference between silver halides and their ass

[amostsoulfulcolour]

Reply to haters.... "Nikon 6D M5"?? Yeah Nikon makes those... amateurs.

[Cherryzzinha]

Epic ! <3

[amostsoulfulcolour]

amusing vid but obviously made by people who arent photographers.

[feathersaremybff]

@amostsoulfulcolour

they are actually both amazing photographers asshole.

[ConnorSurdiPhoto]

@amostsoulfulcolour Photography is always open to interpretation haha. Whether you like my photography or Lukes...I couldn't care less. The majority of people that view our work, enjoy it. That's all that matters.

[amostsoulfulcolour]

@ConnorSurdiPhoto Cool man I agree, my opinions were that of your upload *NOT* your work as photographer. k? Peace out.

[shwrd]

@ConnorSurdiPhoto ya amostsoulfulcooulour you buddle

[ctfujiiapple]

@amostsoulfulcolour flickr.com/photos/connorsurdi/­ I don't know Luke's photography, but Connor's really good.

[aprilcolby]

@amostsoulfulcolour

Seriously?? I'm a photographer and almost died - that was fantastic!

How could you even say that? Were you trying to be ironic or something?

[k1eee]

@amostsoulfulcolour lol too much of the modern photography scene, bet they dont even know who avedon or ansel adams is haha

[MrLukemiddleton]

@k1eee pffft what would you know? Avedon was the greatest landscape photographer to ever grace this earth, and the sports photographs that Ansel created are out of this world.

[amostsoulfulcolour]

@MrLukemiddleton what do I know? LOL. What do you know about what I know? ;)

[MrLukemiddleton]

@amostsoulfulcolour spot on man.

[MrLukemiddleton]

@amostsoulfulcolour flickr.com/photos/midduke

[younger619]

@amostsoulfulcolour you obviously haven't seen Connor's real work. this is a comedy skit.. connorsurdi com

[amostsoulfulcolour]

@younger619 that's my point! I criticised his upload not his work as photog! Thank you!

[jackfetch13]

Bwahahaha!



[polynesian12988]

lol at the aussie dude!

[VegasHenchman]

oh look , railroad tracks..... that killed me ! Great stuff.......

[rooooooby]

lol a photographer doesn't need photoshop they get it right the first time

[jeessssjb]

lololololol, this is the best.

[auronsquall]

Turn?

[jweaverfl]

I think the haters on this video are either A. Jealous they are not in the brotogs group or B. a photographer that is like one of the things made fun of in this video.

[AlaskanTKDKid]

More like shit hipsters say.

[originalpunkprinzess]

More like shit people who THINK they're photographers say.

[Turtlena315]

@originalpunkprinzess thats the point -.-

[historiesinrust]

Oh my god. I am dead. This is so accurate.

[AZerick09]

I love seeing how far this how got. I also love seeing people flame. LAWLZ. Go to the brotographers group, then say these are noobs. ARIZONA OUT.

[looloo124]

Hey guys, we were inspired by your video to make "Shit Filmmakers Say"

Check it out :-)

Loved your video! Is this filmed on the gold coast?

[Putercian]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vichkovski]

yea that has some funny stuff haha

[altamashurooj]

This should be called shit shitty photographers say

[samanthaabanks]

Died at "Joey Lawrence? He's my favourite sports photographer" Actually fell out of my chair.

[AK1313]

L lens, me gusta

[BerkeleyBuilt]

more like what noob photags say.

[MrLukemiddleton]

@BerkeleyBuilt fuck. read the description. Cleary states "A lot of these are sarcastic but a lot of these are SO true."

[BerkeleyBuilt]

@MrLukemiddleton i don't know how to fucking read or spell. true story.

[STMjesse]

"I'd wife the shit out of Lara Jade," is that what he said? 'Cus I agree.

[feathersaremybff]

@lilbreezy206 this one is so much better on so many different levels.

[ConnorSurdiPhoto]

@lilbreezy206 - Didn't copy anyone and didn't even know that video existed. We made a 500+ comment list in the brotographer group on Facebook and these were our favorites. Doesn't surprise me that we have similar jokes though because it is "shit that photographers say."

[lilbreezy206]

vimeo .com /34674217

[jairobonillaphoto]

@lilbreezy206 That video wasn't even that funny :|

[lilbreezy206]

lol, same jokes and everything.

[lilbreezy206]

you guys just copied a video that's already been out there....

[XbodymassageX]

this was horrible

[ConnorSurdiPhoto]

@enjoydenise - do it, you won't.

[enjoydenise]

this one blows. i wanna make a better one.

[kmydear]

HIPSTER POSEEEE! hahahaha

[1904photography]

This is retarded... and no where near as funny as any of the other "Shit **People** say" videos

[DoubleTwistingDouble]

no photographer would ever say "I hate all other photographers"...that would be like a writer saying, "I hate all other writers."

This should be retitled "Shit that stupid, shallow, emo wannabe photographers say."

[bboygeezys]

@DoubleTwistingDouble Maybe you should read the description. "A lot of these are sarcastic but a lot of these are SO true." And trust me, I know a lot of photographers that hate all other photographers and just want to be in their own zone when creating photographs.

[jweaverfl]

@DoubleTwistingDouble You just contradicted yourself. You just talked down two great photographers to make yourself seem better. Back it up with your work man, video was mostly a joke, and I do know people who act like that statement.

[SamsoniteMan4]

See the P right there? That stands for "Prooofessional"

I laughed. And then I shook my head.

[Jjabox1ng21]

Kinda wish I had your lifestyle.

[dimtrina]

Awesome

[mattmillsphoto2010]

this was way wack. #fail

[kennethaston]

lol great job!

[isteins]

COOL STORY BRO

[GingerSnapShots]

this should be "shit wannabe photographers say" or "shit douchey photographers say" most real photographers dont say this shit...

[SunKissedSummerx]

"every hot girl with a camera think shes a professional photographer" AMEN

"oh look railroad tracks!"

[xpeacockx]

It's funny how he has the creditably to make this. Oh wait

[AUTiger1970]

You didn't shot a duck?

[nobbythenobster2k0]

If i get a 5d will that mean i automaticly become a pro photographer?

Love this vid...... oh and isnt "Bokeh" a bunch of flowers?

[crazymanjonchin]

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY

THAT'S FUCKING MCLOVIN

[theredheadC]

HAHAHA lara jade reference.

[thoserestlessnights]

why are you so gorgeous

[Dan4the4man]

i just wish u did it in the same style as the other videos

[TheAnyapotato]

i was making a fool out of myself while i watched this.

[digitalarturo]

wish i could say half of these are true. lol

[thejackstrutzphoto]

I should've brought my Macro lens. DANGIT.

[jonesy7651]

Love this !!! So many wanna be's

[DarkoBWM]

What lens is that @ 3:04?

[tmcgill86]

i'm over here crying!!!

[travisrock12]

36 people wish they were bros.

[Klodust]

@jairobonillaphoto Fuck the PNW

[Theunboxable]

What kind of color correction did you use in this video?

[ConnorSurdiPhoto]

@Theunboxable Absolutely nothing haha. The white balance is so far gone in all the clips, I didn't even want to bother trying to correct it.

[live2blade]

@Theunboxable fail lol



[sammiecaine]

"Pocketwizards? Nahh, I hate Harry Potter." Hahaha!

[thebestcindiella]

8 terrabytes lmao

[DevindeArmas]

Like this is you are a Brotographer!

[poketehnoob]

Ya.....Bought a NIKON NOOOOOOO

[SimpleBrutality]

AAACH DEEEE ARRRRR lol

[tohpureownage]

this is a train wreck

[lexidoodleellis]

Railroad tracks <3

[onlyhereforonereason]

@lexidoodleellis fail.

[nicholastan91]

sounds exactly like me...except this guys know more :(

[evenode]

haha, awesome

[RamboCambo253]

Cool story bro, wait....i mean true story bro LOL.

[vnd92]

Myspaaaaace!

[UndocumentedLove]

17 people realized that they are brotographers.

[ItsSapphire]

Was this on Alki?

[ahnyoung1]

Sounds ALOT like me! Oh wait.. FML.

[gunksman]

LAWLZ

[katexxdilligaf]

true story.

[pioglfr2]

cool white balance bro

[ctfujiiapple]

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[Oligurl55]

LOL! this is so true

[DUKEWII]

hahah this is awesome!

[OriginalFakeHI]

What lens were you guys using? great video

[socialspazable]

haha Love this. Definitely sharing.

[jairobonillaphoto]

JAWLZ