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  • Is a swedish person able to understand the norwegian language?

  • @gustavoishida Yes, swedes and norwegians can understand each others, but some dialects are more difficult than others

  • LUCKY CAT 1:14 I WANNA BE THAT CAT ! XD

  • Do you have to rrrroll the r all the time? Cause I'm not able to :D

  • @BattleGhul Nope, not all the time. It sounds better when you roll them, but if you roll them too much you sound kind of angry lol xD.

  • Ninja cat 1:14 

  • wow, talk about a horn-hound infestation.. not a single comment about the language.

  • oh let me learn you to speak swedish ilearn u every thing

  • haha you speak weird swedish in hi and hello we got hej hallå and tja tjo tja thats what everyone say in sweden and i am from sweden

  • Pussy at 1:15!! Oh btw, I learn swedish by listening watching swedish chef videos.

  • wish i have such a beautiful teacher like you...

  • Vilken stockholmska xD

  • classic swedish beauty.

  • Easy anser for the girl 2:45 i like pussy.

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  • Typing with one hand.

  • are all the girls from sweden beautiful?? i havent seen one ugly yet

  • @Froylanator 99% are beautiful.

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  • ehelww ehelww "sounds exactly like my retarded next-door neighbor when he greats me, but I ignore the fact that he is a retard and I great him back with "Hi coco-head" but unfortunately the poor thing doesn't even pay the least amount of attention to my daily insults rather he keeps enthusiastically saying "ehelww ehelww" to me on a daily bases :)--

  • Can you make a video of you just talking swedish?

  • Would be nice to teach us more Swedish simple and basic lessons

  • you are gorgeous. thanks for the swedish going there this summer!

  • first of all awesome, thanks for uploading and as for day to day things fast foods conversational miscellaneous things and verb conjugations also............cognates

  • Is it correct that you stress the jag into jaah and vad or med sounds like vaa and meh?

  • @cosanostracz I noticed you pronounce 7 khoo, but in my book they pronounce it shoo. Mig and dig is like mej and dej. Thanks

  • @cosanostracz I don't really understand what you mean with khoo? 7 is spelled "sju" and in english it would sound something like shu, In the word "shop" you place your tongue almost behind your teeth, but the "sh"-sound in "sju" is pronounced with your tongue in the back of your mouth instead!

  • @btls1111 It sounds to me like german ,ch,. Even in czech we have the same vocal. I would rather use the ,sh,. Maybe it is a dialect thing.

  • @cosanostracz ya, it sounds pretty much like german. but i could figure it's not easy for you who don't speak swedish to tell how to pronounce "sj", just like i can't really tell how to pronounce even the word "czech". The "sj, sh, sch,"-sounds in swedish are very different in northern and the southern dialects for example

  • @cosanostracz yes that is commonplace but not always. it's daily sloppy stressed talk.

  • @MrPauloCoelho tack. It is funny that the verb kissa actually doesnt mean to kiss. So if I said to a girl - Kan jag kissa dig? she might think I am a pervert.

  • Jag och min pappa vet bara hur man talar svenska. Min mamma vet bara amerikansk och jag vet inte engelska. Så det här hjälper henne veta massa mer slang svensk som sedan korrekt svenska.

  • if I had a teacher with eyes like yours, i wouldn't learn anything

  • @nomamsk lol

    true

  • i think i love you...

  • ...its true, swedish girls are all beautiful, im moving!

  • du borde laga din tand sötis

  • hello from brazil, moça bonita. One day I'll learn swedish!

  • suprised some nigger or muslim hasnt raped and killed this bitch yet

  • female version of Christian Wilhelmsson

  • you spell "å" as you spell Bought in english and "ö" like you spell Burger in english

  • I think.... you have soo beautiful face and teeth. I would like to kiss this girl, and see for a long time this beautiful blue eyes. I send a lots of kisses of my heart

  • @Jorgecorazondealeman they are just pussytraps with feminist doctrine.

  • how do you say, show me your boobs??

  • Du är vacker:>

  • @weaternpi säg tid och plats ;)

  • jag ma bra? bra? BRA? :D

  • If swedes had better teeth...my god...your gorgeous either way

  • @shaddowmoses91

    wait, what?

  • @shovainc Its a joke. This particular girl is beautiful, but her teeth arent great.

  • @shaddowmoses91 most swedes have really great teeth, considering dental care is free up until you're 20 (:

  • @koetbock I know that..It was a joke, and A bad one lol. Its funny you bring up dental care. I just turned 21, in the U.S; and had a dentist appointment today. I had to get some things done and had to pay? Ive never paid for dental before so I was a bit surprised. I probably shouldnt be making jokes about others teeth though lol.

  • AHAHAHAH så fult..

  • Swedish is the funniest language in the world, has to be up there in the top 3.

  • che schifo!! se pensa che essere di bell'aspetto possa bastare per insegnare una lingua!.... blaaa

  • @tayron900 le donne italiane amano il mio grasso cazzo nero

  • LIGGA?

  • i love how hello is pronounced ! hallå

  • Are you shirtless?

  • @Iambloodcrazy123 no shes wearing a tanktop. u can see the straps

  • @Iambloodcrazy123 - Even if it turns out that she is not, I will just continue thinking that she is.

  • @Iambloodcrazy123 I reeeally want her to be..

  • Hej är ju mer likt Hey än Hi. Plus det att man säger oftast inte Hallå men annars e det väl rätt bra :) iaf för de som inte kan svenska...

  • @annaelin1 Sug min kuk

  • Are you tired?

  • niiiiiice one

  • That kid on the wall CAN'T be yours!!!

  • Do you do private tuition? lol

  • Ghost Cat 1:13

  • Schweden hat die schönsten Frauen...

  • @DerGermanisator I don't speak german... But I think I got it!

  • @DerGermanisator yeah if you waana get buttraped by feminism.

  • @DerGermanisator Some common swedish wordplays are. Men are disposable. Men should have no rights to opinion. give me half of your income after I divorce you and of course you will never get to see your children again.

  • @DerGermanisator this is swedish not german

  • @DerGermanisator no, just the hottest Mändchen

  • @DerGermanisator Haha, how funny..im swedish... well im only 13 but anyway x')

  • @DerGermanisator jeg er norsk og kan ikke noe tysk, men jeg skjønte hva du sa ;)

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  • @DerGermanisator Italienische Frauen sind besser

  • Fus Ro Da?

  • I don't speak much Swedish, but I know you're pronouncing "jag" wrong. Unless I've been learning it incorrectly the past year.

  • @youandihavenolife thats how all swedish ppl say JAG so yh some one teached you wrong

  • @vabis1200 ._. Gee, that sucks. But thanks for letting me know! :O

  • @youandihavenolife HAHA! She's swedish so i hope she's not pronouncing it wrong xD

  • @fuckinperfeckt Hahaha xD

  • @fuckinperfeckt I mean, I've always heard it like "yahg." With an ever-so-slight "j" in the front. But it was so slight that you couldn't really notice unless you listened closely. So, I mean, I guess I might have been learning wrong then.

  • @youandihavenolife What on earth are you talking about? There is absolutely nothing wrong with her "jag". She is a native. So in essence, yes, you have been learning this simple word wrongly for one whole year. Shocking.

  • @Paskovitchz 'Ay you, with the unnecessary sarcasm. If you haven't noticed, I had already been answered, which means that I don't need any one else's answers now. I already know that I was wrong; I'm not stupid. My comment was written because I /literally/ wondered why mine was different from hers. And someone kindly told me. Therefore, I don't need any comment from anyone else, especially if they're going to talk to me like an asshole. Jesus.

  • To all you non-swedish peeps out there.

    If you wanna learn Swedish, u might wanna study it, or buy a dictionary, not listen to white trash

  • luktar 08...och det är inte gott

  • jobbig dialekt ... shit alltså.. haha

  • Me Gusta ! 

  • I want to see you making another Swedish video... but naked ;)

  • fan sämsta hahahha, lär dig engelska gumman lilla

  • Typing with my right hand.. because I'm left-handed.

  • YOU MUST DO PORN

  • retard!

  • :D

  • nu kommer hela världen kunna prata svenska

  • you could explain those strange letters how they work exactly :)

  • You are so Beautiful!

    

  • Fjollträsk dialekt :)

  • *GASP* Will you marry me?!

  • Känner mig efterbliven när jag lyssnar på detta.. :o

  • kunde du inte bli min svenska lärare istället :D

  • huuuur mååååårr duuuu? Jaaaag mååååår braaaa :D

  • Thank you so much for up loading these videos. I have a friend that lives in Sweden and I hope to vist in the summer and would love to learn the language. If you say the words slow I might learn it better.

  • i can hold the cam for u =>

  • youre very beautiful!

  • typing this with my left hand

  • @soder31 haha, right hand for your dick

  • @TheEliteCHN nice way to explain the joke buzzkillington

  • @soder31 That's quite disgusting.

  • @kevinthepianist And you're quite homosexual.

  • @kevinthepianist prude

  • @soder31 : typing this with my right hand

    I'm a left hander

  • @soder31 I'm a lefty

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  • @soder31 Play video and try pressing 6 ...then its much harder to type anything :D

  • how do you say...do you have a boyfriend or are you single..

  • fags

  • He-eej sounded retarded..hahaha

  • teach me swedish and do porn

  • Jag my bra! o/

  • you shoud do porn [2] beautiful

  • JAG MY BRA XD looooooool

  • Im learing swedish, for principiants of course. Any advices for learning? I´m a latinoamerican dude, but i know 50% percent or more of english. Tack

  • is like your tongue is always .. i dont know .

  • @modeivan like what? rofl

  • I go back to school right now if u are my teacher ! ^_^

  • @affelay101 Suck my dick = Du är äcklig!

  • Why do Swedes always speak English so well?

  • Its sad that Sweden wil become islamic! :(

  • @HotNationalist Why is it sad that would good for the swedish pepole!

  • @nikoolizer islam or any other religion can't be good for no people. hopefully, the world will be cured of that disease some day.

  • @HotNationalist it won't. religion will be eradicated just like nationalism in a future better world.

  • @HotNationalist how do you mean that?

  • thanks i relay wish to learn Swedish will you plz teach me personally respond me plz that is my ID on yahoo un_forget_able118@yahoo.com

  • Hy! i appreciate what are you doing!

  • Fyfan vad sexig röst/dialekt du sitter inne med ^.^

  • How do you say suck my dick ((swedish))???

  • @affelay101 sug min kuk, but thats more of an insult then something good...

  • @hackisucker Why an insult? Most girls like to hear you say that to them especially in soviet sweden so

  • @Hraptor well im not sure but were i live its more often used as an insult then something good.

  • @hackisucker "... its more often used as an insult then something good"

    should be "... THAN something good" please! :)

  • @pbezunartea ops, wasn't really paying attention at what i was typing.

  • @hackisucker Oh ok!

  • I love you

  • are you an american or swede?

  • @NZxNIgHTmARExgX It's Du är vacker :)

  • sweedish girls are hot!

  • Damn. i was hopin she was gonna sound more like the chef from the muppets.

  • you are so damn hot baby! why dont you come here and teach me swedish? I have a surprise for you =)

  • Varför gör du dethär?

  • omg scandinavia , best looking white women on EARTH, no joke.

  • wow my names"Du", its like she calling for me lol

  • I want to extend a personal thank you to your country for the amazing meatballs they have given to the people of planet Earth. They are gooooooooot!

  • cute but kinda dumb :S!

  • She looks naked?

  • Det här var skitbra tills jag kom på att jag redan pratar svenska :O

  • @kronan11 HAhaha kände samma ska ;)

  • @kronan11 Hahaha, klockren! :-)

  • you are so hot :D <3