Cookie Jarvis on Eats of Strength

[foxcore074]

hahahahahah he looked like he was sucking a dick

[foxcore074]

im from iowa so i'd be a champ at eating corn

[hitmanpr100]

sorry i couldn"t help it, 0:37

[smaznasian]

i wonder what his poop will look like...

[PlancksTime]

Can you believe I got here from my endocrinology and metabolism course that used this guy and Erick Badlands Booker as examples of metabolism gone wrong?

[Scarface25ify]

That guy sucks joey chesnut rules

[usnavysss]

WHY WOULD ANYONE EAT CORN WITH OUT BUTTER FUCK...

[bitcheznhos]

this dude smoke too much weed

[AdventureUge]

Only in America!!

[BigNorwegianBear]

hi has 2 little things to do

[myopticality]

this is a joke right?

[tobinacas]

I respect ANYONE who does competitive eating! All sceptics actually sit down and watch a full episode of eats of strength....takes you through all the logistics and science being the contest showing you just how difficult it is...

[oneindapink]

FAT yank CUNTS

[confuzzled93]

@oneindapink I'm from the UK but there's no need to be racist, sad chav prick.

[jnb888]

and americans wonder y the world calls them fat shits,, they actually have a show for which fattest fuck can eat the most shit, cant believe these ppl take this shit seriously.

[refuckulate420]

competitive eating isn't something exclusive to America you ignorant retard. They were doing this stuff in Japan before anyone. The greatest competitive eater comes from Japan.

Besides UK doesn't have a right to say shit considering they are 2nd-3rd in the world for obesity and getting worse, so go fuck yourself.

[proxyflamer]

he drops so much corn when he eats

[tunicanl]

what a FUCKING pig

[flumox77]

disgusting

[cheese27happy]

he going to be

poopen corn for a weak

[delta9tetrahydroca]

cookie jarvis is a true american hero, a huge gluttonous piece of shit!

[awsheet1121]

amen

[matt517472]

@delta9tetrahydroca ROFL SO TRUE!

[horhay14]

stupid..

[nottypanda1]

Competitive corn eating in this fashion is a joke.

I bet if you counted up all the uneaten corn on those cobs it would amount to six full cobs, if not more.

The only way to know how much corn you eat is to shave the corn off the cobs into a bowl and eat it out of the bowl.

[thatoldgeezer]

good to see you take eating corn so seriously, its a proud moment

[nottypanda1]

Why shouldn't I? Apparently, it's is good enough to be a competive event, aswipe.

[MaddogMTG]

is he really getting paid to be a total slob?

[UNCBLUE360AM]

he eats on his knees and is giving head to the corn... anything else i need to know??

[BlooJayskn]

hate to see his shit afterwards

[BmWbEaSt11]

aha and hes even on his knees..hahaha

[BmWbEaSt11]

haha he gave head to the corn @ 0:34

[killerweasel]

lol and they call it the stripper.

it does seem like something a striopper would do.

dude hes gonna shit straight corn.

[djwalsh101]

great use of dat corn yo

[tannertgf]

the dude gave the corn a blowjob

[mandilator]

Meanwhile people were dying of starvation.. Seems kinda wrong to me :S

[askpersonaltrainers]

Everyone could use a role model like Ed "Cookie" Jarvis!

[optimine]

it's the middle of the night and i should be sleeping but i'm watching a fat man eat corn.

[kevin0309]

I feel u man xD

[GHfanNr1]

hahahhhahhahaahhha

[jakec916]

@optimine LOL

[BigNorwegianBear]

@optimine same here like wtf im wathcing this? lol

[blockhart]

@optimine the hardest ive ever laughed at a youtube comment . thanks alot

[arequipa1]

what is it like to shit after eating like this?

[UglyMaleee]

prolly warm corn soup..lol!

[Azamc22cat]

eat fatboy eat

[UglyMaleee]

LOL!

[GTB119]

his next dump is gonna hurt

[DChappelle27]

haha when he starts putting the corn in his mouth like its a cock, the commentator says"he sure has had some experience" too fucking funny

[davross600]

sure has had some experience, IN EATING COCK!!

[davross600]

fuckin fat cunt no one else is that fat who can eat as much as him

[Scarx2gt]

this people r gona die early 0.o stuffing there mouth with food is just bad...

[rainman2512]

!! ATTENTION HOT CHICKS !! !! ATTENTION HOT CHICKS !! Do_NOT_EAT_FRIES_OR_YOU WILL_HAVE_FLAT_SAGGY_ASS WHEN_YOU_HIT_YOUR_LATE 20's_THEN_YOU're_GONNA LOOK_FAT_AND_SAGGY_... YES_,_THAT's_RIGHT_YOU're GONNA_HAVE_A_GUT!!! !! ATTENTION HOT CHICKS !! !! ATTENTION HOT CHICKS !! Keep your figure by exercising and dont eat fries!!! dont do it!!! ahhh!!! look at what America is becoming, a bunch of fat chicks that eat french fries!!! let the french get fat not you!!!! COPY & PASTE !

[Willettes1]

yea just look at rainman2512 fat at age 14

[ninjapimpman]

i wonder if his shit was yellow.....

[Shinoman2]

lol xD i bet so :o

[PINOYwitRICEhat]

this is gross

[french023]

these announcers are the best part. That first line is classic

[WallZZZZZ]

Hella Lot of Corn

[WeekendWarrior1210]

He's gonna be shitting lots of corn.

[dicktrickleness]

Not all people in America are fat pigs but yes, alot of them are. How sad :(

I'm still proud to be an American though!!!

[ourorboros2]

I'm still proud to be an American though!!!

what are americans so proud of?!?!?!?!

[WoWismydrug]

i applaud that they show off their skills, but all americans are like this =) fat mother fucking shovanist pigs >=)

[omaniac92]

Saying all Americans are like this is like saying all Chinese/Japanese people are fat sumo wrestlers. Its a sport..

[sapoth86]

Mental!! Fat american!!

[porschexlr]

its a competition you fucks stopping complaining its what theyre good at. i personally applaud it.

[LeeSilver77]

This dude's gonna be hurtin' once he shits out all those sharp cornholders.

[nachous3]

This guy makes me puke, how can people be applauding him?

[nihgabang]

his shit is gonna be yellow

[jizzicle3]

i htink this guy was picked on in highschool

[Ma3gnas]

You make me sick...

[DPILOT9]

and then they wonder why people are fat and unhealthy in america O_o

[sliver321123]

Gross.

[Congamasternick]

Wonka is a BITCH

[RealBootyBabes]

this is so sick

and so many ppl die because they dont have enough food

really.. fuck that shit

[aquam3n]

VVillyVVonka .. you've posted that on every eating contest or record attempt .. stop watching it if you think your wasting your life!!!!!

[VVillyVVonka]

That's 4 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

[lil0egy0kid]

this is awkward is this what humans have became

[jakubkrcma]

This just shows that people will applaud to ANYthing... Disgusting idiots...

[pauLLLde]

He have to smell out of the mouth like a rotten cat.

[miscforum]

how is he considered an athlete? he's obese

[xloferx49]

he probably took the biggest shit after that

[Flighn]

SO farking disgusting.

[Pho39]

"What in the world was that style!"

It's called a blowjob, George.

[19bam91]

every eater has a different way to eat different foods. "blowjob george" i guess is his style

[Pho39]

George is the announcers name smart guy.

[19bam91]

sorry dude i'm not into the MLE thats something i dont watch everyday ya know

[Pho39]

Care to explain how you came across this video clip? Maybe you wanted to brush up on your corn eating technique. You definitely will pick up a lot by watching this exquisite display of a fat man eating corn like hes giving a blow job.

[19bam91]

actually i saw the joey chestnut thing and haven't seen stuff like this since the last time i flew to florida. i haven't seen the MLE since then and saw this after that little blowjob thing i stopped watching cause at that point you sucking off a piece of corn aint worth any record. what about you? was it a chance for you to brush up on your corn holing skills?

[mshap34]

see how many sit ups u can do in 5 minutes instead of eating fat bastard

[Sneakytoke]

kinda awkward at times

[prettyboi310]

zim glad they finally eat something healthy like corn instead of fatty foods like hot dogs and french fries....thats not healthy eating 50 or so hot dogs in 15 minutes...

[Lforever3]

yum that corn looks pretty good right now!:D

[Captnuendo]

oh my god

[IPracticeSanteria]

l0l after he did the strip technique they go, "looks like he's had some experience with whatever that was" XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[AlexTBW]

"looks like he has some past experience with that style" LMAO!!!

[tranquilizer17]

lol hooker

[outtaideas]

and i quote "and it looks as though he's had some experience with whatever style that was, even as alarming as it is." ROFL thats hyterical :30 - :40 lmfao

[konoko1]

Omg you're right..that shit was hilarious...Tears in my eyes. =]

[faladith]

he looks like my girlfriend at 00:30

[outtaideas]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! laughing my fucking ass off rofl omg that was good

[jeffreyxiong]

wat a fat ass

[annoyingdevil24]

at least it isnt chooclate or hid be dead

[pokerkidbluffing]

wow what the hell was that?

[annoyingdevil24]

sweetcorn lol

[bobthe1rd]

sooo much free corn lol

[Ogwald74]

haha that guy is disgusting.

[doyounothemuffinmn]

i agree with you somethinsupernatural, listen to 2:56. wow.

[Meesterpiet]

omg

[BOB852410]

"Looks as though hes had some experience whatever that style was" hahahaha

[SomethinSupernatural]

what? that "new style" was faster than his other style, the comentators are dumbasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[larukulunaseas]

Disgusting.....at least Kobayashi is in tip-top shape....

[mskerripa]

simply REMARKABLE!

[jewfishie2]

shit dude hes a slow fucking eater..

[S14DGENER8]

what a nasty blob of fat and sweat

[zidphonix]

naaaaaabbbbbb i eat faster then he........

[salmonpuff89]

this is probably the mosts stupid thing i hv ever seen. why are their people cheering?

[ablock0918]

What an attractive human being.

[TheTrueSteelBeast]

LMFAO @ :30, Eating corn the long way.

[lolag3r3r]

but would you have opened it if it had said:

'I Will Love God No Matter What<3' ?

Repost this in the next 7 minutes

If you TRULY love God,

A miracle will happen tonight

P S - Don't ignore,

GOD IS ALWAYS WATCHING

[dmxezz]

mmmhh tasty. You girls must love that

[dmxezz]

@PersianPrideProducti

You fucking stupid?

[adeadlysniper]

They should have one of these contests in Etheopia.

[RapidAmp]

He's going to be seeing that corn again in the morning lol

[raistlin1423]

rofl you call THIS wasteful? go watch Semi racing.....that takes so much gas it's not funny.

[wii4life12]

lol 00:30

[chadbrow]

so wasteful and disgusting, do something good for the world

[0xstrikerx0]

HAHA hes had some experience in that style as weird as it is

[GlaffFilmsLtd]

his shits going to be a giant lump off corn

[THEREALD3AL]

Just imagine this shit..

[jhixzildjian]

"Looks as though hes had some experience whatever that style was"

[rick363]

the stripper....you got to love that technique

[GaeasBlessing]

"My love for cookie is a prison, from which only death will set me free."

ROTFLMAO!

[verbalkynt]

lol @ this is very inspirational

[inoout]

I eat faster than this guy. lol

Just kidding.

[badlandsbooker]

What Was That at 00:30! lol