LP Noire

[YaotzinMI]

@JanitorAntisocial I found this kid sufficiently annoying.. Out of all of the RP's the only two I've ever liked were Sir ron and Electricalbeast. Can't think of a single redeeming quality for any of the other LPer's that have been RP'd.

[ChibiWaira]

@YaotzinMI B-B-Billy?!

[YaotzinMI]

@ChibiWaira Oh god, I've forgotten about Billy and Cornshaq. How could I?

If you can handle masaokis and ulililia then cornshaq isn't too out of place.

[TheMightyP00tis]

@YaotzinMI What about Musclebomber2021?

[thecoloradanempire]

It... didn't seem like that terrible LP. I mean, don't get me wrong, it sounded boring and unfunny, but it didn't seem like something that would really be painful to watch.

[TheStickKid]

HOOTENANNY YEE HAW!

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

@TheStickKid ...Y'ALL!

[CandiFan1]

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

[LgndryThndr]

3:09

Please tell me the british population isn't this fucking retarded. Yeah, we just cut the oil from japan for no reason at all.

Not like they were raiding China or anything.

[MrSmegheneghan]

@LgndryThndr I try to avoid being xenophobic, but it's difficult after administrating TF2 servers. I've seen a lot of idiots who think I'm "putting on the accent" or start with tea, scones and queen jokes. God forbid I tell them I'm welsh, or they start with the only welsh joke they know: sheep. But yeah, not all of us are like that. Just the people who think they're better than everyone.

[LgndryThndr]

@MrSmegheneghan

>This is what Nationality X deals with on a daily basis.

[chosentonessournotes]

@MrSmegheneghan While I will agree that most CHILDREN in gaming are mouthbreathing cunts, not all of us are that stupid. I promise.

[MrSmegheneghan]

@chosentonessournotes I know there's a few people who don't act like raging gits online. But then there's the Russians. The ones who can speak or understand English are almost always insulting people when they aren't being silent. Most of the people I mute for offensive behaviour are Russians. I've yet to meet a civil (or not insulting) Russian that spoke English.

[mightymole2]

fuck, I mised the hootenanny.

[FunkyAsianGuy]

Damn, that jazz tune. Anyone knows the name of the piece?

[GmodCaboose56]

1:31 I love how he complains about getting a 4 stars. I mean, come on, the worst you could get would be 2 or 1 stars. I've gotten some 4's and 5's and I didn't complain. The only thing I complained about was messing up on these cases :P

[TheMightyP00tis]

so THIS is bowser's evil test.

[jake1000000000000000]

lol awesome, the video RP'd deserved it, Not terribly proud of the commentary that entire case. :)

[Samdaman00965]

where can I find the background jazz music on youtube?

[uiruu]

Jake Quadrillion is still on the run. Detective Betus and Detective Beef are on his trail.

[IanCaronia]

Those tags are far too true.

...Wait, I missed the hootenanny? Fuck!

[krisu0100]

Jamming to the Jazz music, oh yeah.

[redback3]

"Yeah the biggest scoop of the century, the biggest scoop of shit that is" - I can't stop fucking laughing

[loldude83]

Hey, thanks diabetus, searching my little pony and not seeing like, vore, people fucking horses or people dressed up in costumes fucking each other, restored a bit more of my faith in humanity.

Though my first reaction was something along the lines of "OH GOD I HAD NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED THAT", so it being better than that isn't a particularly difficult feat.

[Cyberlinkist]

I admit it, after watching this i searched for my little pony on deviant art.

[salvo711]

You should take your grievances up with city hall, Detective Diabetus.

[salvo711]

FUCKING GENIUS.

[RobyBang1]

Pull up this video, look up "Steel Samurai Jazz" on YouTube, and Google "RainyMood'. Play all three at the same time in different tabs.

[WhiteTiger225]

@RobyBang1 Its Classic Crime Noir style filmography, used in very old Detective serials. It normally has the detective talking for 70% of the show to the camera while everyone else freezes while he does so. Kind of a mix between novel and movie.

[RobyBang1]

@WhiteTiger225 I know, but the rain sound and moody jazz give it more of a noire feel.

[speedingtime]

(Stands up silently, begins slow clap)

...THE HOOTENANNY'S NOT TILL TEXT WEEK!

[TheMightyP00tis]

this is one of the better LPs.

[BHSoren]

I thought every week was hootenanny week. Gosh darnit.

[Rainbow6Team]

Who's the british asshole who's country got tored a new one?

[EricAutopsy]

*slow clap*

[RoyStorey]

For some reason, I crack up just at the guy's grumbling "Uggggh yeaaahhhhhhhh" at the beginning. It just sounds like he's thinking "Fuck, I have to go back to my L.A. Noire LP again"

[Nomad9]

Of all the internet people that make fun of other internet people, you guys have always been my favorite.

[Karuson20xx]

Fantastic job, my new favorite rp!

[yoshimasterleader]

i love the rage over the *non existent* "he must be a brony" comments.

[PointsofData]

@yoshimasterleader They were there, they just disappeared into the depths of the comment section.

[ImperfectStendal]

This is probably my new favorite from you guys

[Kaibaman41]

@SheIbyCobra

Your not the only one,its affected everyone and its still ongoing but not as bad.

[JDO3L]

Nice video guys, but a quadrillion yen isn't a lot of money. That was fucking terrible.

[Boeeeps]

I like how Diabetus made fun of himself in this one. If you can't make fun of yourself you shouldn't make fun of anything. Kind of warranted given the craze of the last video and their big "Fuck you" speech to fans of Retsupurae who also liked NC.

[jettythesunfish]

We need some more raptors in this retsu--AHH!

[notyoursavior78]

So the check for Diabetus is already in the mail I presume? This was a starring actor role for him after all.

[gaminggoddess85]

Random Suikoden music at the end?

[Leoofmoon]

if you hate the united states then why the fuck play this game??

[MGuniverse]

New videos every week? I can get used to this.

[randoguy101]

you guys do realize MLP is banned on SA right

[Crazygamer6]

@randoguy101 But isn't there an SA pony forum? (Ponygoons)

Anyways, on topic, you know how the way the video was edited so that the LPer can't be heard when Diabetus is speaking? I like to assume he's sparing us from the worst commentary. Or at least the more tedious/monotonous bits.

[Strawberrycock309]

Dead to right jokes just never stop being funny

[deifufu]

HEY DIABETUS MADE FUN OF THE MLP FANDOM BECAUSE MOST MLP FANS ARE REALLY FUCKING CREEPY

OBVIOUSLY HE'S A BRONY

LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DorianCairne]

@deifufu Have you noticed that, uh, nobody's actually said that?

[Loof42]

You can't spell LP without MLP.

[BakaUsagi]

my god, everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

brb, nominating mr. beetus for the part of "narrator" in LA Noire 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[JanitorAntisocial]

I was hoping the featured LPer would be bit more annoying. No lie.

That's the problem with being a long-time RP viewer: The collection has set the standard of bad LPs so goddamn low, newer bad LPs become somewhat underwhelming in terms of shit quality.

Perhaps that's why RP is currently in this longplays-of-crap-video-games phase. They've gone through the worst of the lot.

[Vidk1ng]

@JanitorAntisocial Well, the NC LP was pretty goddamn awful. 

[TheArkTheArkTheArk]

@JanitorAntisocial So you think they're hoping that going through long plays will allow the supply of shitty LPs to slowly regenerate?

[Jethrotex]

@JanitorAntisocial HAHAHAHAH, noooo, there are much worse, MUCH worse.

[Jetblast01]

@JanitorAntisocial Couldn't get any worst than the NC's LP.

[gufu1992]

@JanitorAntisocial While you do have a point, sometimes shit does get worse. It's a matter of finding it.

[DragoonBoom]

@JanitorAntisocial I kinda miss their retsufrash phase. So many lackluster memories yet to be debunked from when I was 13 years old...

[Pigshreik]

The songs are 'Fast Talkin' and 'Corncob', found on this page: goo. gl/7FESQ

[ResidentVarmint]

I think I have a theory as to why the TB comments are getting thumbed down:

Because nobody gives a shit, n'yeah see?

[Lashnakh]

This is GENIUS. The bass line behind Diabetus makes this amazing haha

[BenjaminEllett]

NEXT WEEEKKK! I love this so much.

[ReikoSpazz]

Oh lordy. I did not see that one coming.

I lol'd indeed.

[TheEchoSystem]

I like that all the "TB sent me here" comments are either ignored or thumbed down, silly kiddies do you even know who these guys are

[TrevN316]

@TheEchoSystem Who the fuck is TB anyway? TotalBiscuit?

[TheEchoSystem]

@TrevN316 That would be correct

[KiteStrongart]

Got DAYUM I love having high-quality comments. B)

[KantorekBaumerB14]

i hate british people

[stydermmb]

Dead to Rights.

[TheSkunkrocker]

Had to sneak that DTR reference in there somewhere, didn't you?

[Neotails8762]

It's funny 'cause he's from the South.

[harbourlunatic23]

"my little pony"

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OH MY GOD HE IS TOTALLY A HORSE FUCKER FOR SAYING THAT GUYS

[DenOfVipers]

Where's Diabetus' five figures for this, I ask? 

[IzaakDay]

Any slight mention of mlp and suddenly everyones a brony, stay classy bummermans

[CAFlNATOR]

For goodness sake you dunce, it's was a single joke.

"Oh, Diabeetus said he was searching Deviant Art in the same joke! He must also be a Deviant Art user!"

See how stupid that logic is?

[fastbreak333]

@CAFlNATOR Yeah, and even if he did use it, who cares? He can register in any site he wants. Some people should really stop being nosy.

[DMAN123223]

@CAFlNATOR Emphasis on the question mark, ergo a question.

[CAFlNATOR]

You also used an exclamation point, which insinuates that the question was more in the tone of "Wow, he's this? I can't believe it!" rather than "I'm not sure, is he this?"

[DMAN123223]

@CAFlNATOR Even "Wow, he is? I can't believe it!" is not an assertion of anything. Also, it's more suspicious what he says after saying "why don't I do that anyway?" which could mean he regularly watches it or compared to this lp he would rather go look at mlp. Still not asserting anything.

[CAFlNATOR]

Why are you bothering defending yourself?

There's nothing you can prove to me and nobody's going to read this far down in the comments unless somebody finds it necessary to thumbs up comments for no reason.

[DMAN123223]

@CAFlNATOR Because I want to clarify and justify the outcome I've reached from what you have muddled and attacked, that is called a straw man fallacy. If you don't care, that's fine, just don't comment.

[FrigidDeath]

I liked the "Evil test" line.

[b74k3]

lol, Case of the Smug Shithole, nice one

[TheEchoSystem]

I just wanna say that the recent spike in activity from you guys makes me incredibly happy

[FrigidDeath]

@TheEchoSystem It's like a recent spike of Christmases.

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

Oh diabeetus and his mlp mudslinging.

What's really disappointing is that its true.

[Cheetah1251]

Diabetus' shouting voice is fucking awesome.

[atomicsneakers]

You fuckwits realize it was a sleight at the MLP community, not a compliment, rigt?

[Isaacian27]

/watch?v=CblYMElouO4

Theme of Hootenanny.

Awesome Suikoden reference, by the way.

[NeoSZboy]

You just gotta love how everyone is focusing on that one My LIttle Pony line. It's like the brony stuff has gotten to the point when even if you mention MLP, everyone just assumes you are one.

[Isaacian27]

@NeoSZboy That's the power of psychological projection, my friend. It's easy to like something outside of the norm when you subconsciously see everyone else liking it.

[MuffinOfFun]

@NeoSZboy

As a brony I agree 100% with this.

[sephy26946]

@NeoSZboy You have to remember a lot of bronies and a lot of brony haters are retarded.

[Trackball816]

An "evil test" of your mental limits, eh?

A sign of things to come?

[steveharley0345]

@Trackball816

oh.... SHIT...

[steveharley0345]

Oh 'Betus... Theres no 43rd street in the south!

JUST DIRT, BANJOS AND SHOTGUNS IHUHGH!!

[ImmaNail]

Did you check you feet?

[thepacbandit]

Does this mean when you and Slowbeef were playing snatcher you were a rookie cop?

[SirPainsalot]

Diabetus...

Fuck you!

Take it up with city hall!

[UberNiftyMan]

5:15 It was an evil test? Is this Brit in cahoots with ElectricalBeast?

[Nionivek]

I think that many people probably arn't aware of the Letsplays you guys did and thus didn't get the joke.

Too bad some were pretty good (and some weren't)

[spetnaz93]

1:08 one of the greatest lines you guys have ever had

[TonyBranston]

@spetnaz93 Between that and the "bullet 9000" reference at the end of "Escape", I don't know what to think of these guys anymore...

[dotsonjb14]

This was awesome.

[hfpseudonym]

"No, the hootenanny not till next week! Next Weeeeek! "

Haha.

[AltrownDefends]

'Betus, I love you so much. You and your adorable Southern drawl.

[cc12321]

"Hootenanny" ... what? Are you DeceasedCrab now?

[CagezeroGear]

This is the best Youtube video I've seen this year.

Amazing.

[EternalGuardian07]

He must've copied the title card reading from Two Best Friends Play. When was this uploaded?

[FEfan56]

Betus and the Beef, a buddy cop film for all ages

Rated PG-13 coming this fall.

[Trollfagget]

What are we? A bunch of names leaving our inky black marks below a show of nothing.

And the interbutt is a pretty black place. BLACK AS IN NOIR

[KaleidoscopeLP]

This is the LP equivalent of Jay Jonah Jameson, except instead of all his news reports being about degrading spider-man it's about... degrading most of the American population somehow?

[Iwuznothere]

Betus your friend here's a thief and a murderer. It's a minor crime, to kill L.A. Noire. The major crime is he stole my time. Jake10000000000 stole my time, and the penalty for that is capital punishment.

[PickpocketSan]

As I was walking home after "earning" my paycheck from people's wallets, I saw this young lad on the street ranting out this "Let's Play" business. His accent was that of a southerner and his speech was riddled with the phrase "battletoads". He gave me a stern look and said "Young lad young lad, don't you agree that this Jake Quadrillion bloke is nothin' but hogwash?!" All I could do was toss him a thumbs up as I passed by, and he continued to rant like a priest at the downtown whorehouse.

[TheToast7]

@BioRage1920 To be fair, do we actually know if he does have diabetes?

[ahshorn]

@TheToast7 Yeah he has diabetes. His formspring, twitter, and several LPs he's either commentated in or made all make reference it.

[sephy26946]

"It was an evil test of our mental limits"

Are you certain Bowser is not involved in this case? Might be a lead worth checking out.

[SomeDude1306]

THE jake10000000000000

[Mintergalactic]

HOOTENANNY

[sephy26946]

@Mintergalactic HOEDOWN

[Mintergalactic]

@sephy26946 You're invited, good sir.

[MidgetDiesel]

America.

[TheFatty2497]

The commentary wasn't bad. I thought is was kind of funny. Gotta disagree betus.

[Tordah26]

Stop going all Britain v. America and laugh at the hoot-nanny joke...if ya know what's good for ya.

[Azimuth95]

I seriously cannot tell if that guy is English or American (I'm English myself). He has a weird hybrid accent.

[AShiftyDealer]

TB sent me here

[5282890]

@AShiftyDealer didnt believe it so i had to go check myself. guess he does like retsupraes then

[Gilgamesh1317]

Slowbeef and Diabetus need to do an LP of LA Noire and just never stop talking like a 1920s reporter and film noir cop respectively.

It would be awesome.

[ImmaKai1]

@Gilgamesh1317 Im pretty sure Cornshaq and one of his butt-buddies would do it.

[ICodeInDreams]

NO THE HOOTENANNY'S NOT 'TILL NEXT WEEK!

lololol

[MightyKombat]

I gotta lock you up til we clear this up, BEtus. I need your badge and you rgun

.......deadtorights

[BlackenedGass]

Well done, you passed Youtube's Evil Test!

[PsychicBluthSnake]

Diabetus... The news Jack Slate of Youtube..?

[pockypurse]

Geez, Double InDUMBnity, more like.

Also at 4:59 I'm more than certain that area is around my neighborhood.

[makun]

DAMMIT 'BEETUS CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT THE MAYOR BREATHIN' DOWN MY NECK! DON'T MAKE ME THROW YOU OFF THE CASE AND GIVE IT MCGUILLICUTTY!

[BohepansTheThird]

*keeps fingers crossed for hootenanny* Being born and raised in Texas, I can appreciate a good hootenanny, m'self. Unlike those darn British. They're just missin' out!

[QwertySanchezSA]

You're a loose cannon, Beetus, but you're a damn good cop.

[Gamewitzer]

Everybody's favorite LPer.

[KiteStrongart]

BEETUS, IN MY OFFICE, NOW. YOU GO AND GET YOUR LITTLE PAL SLOWBEEF AND YOU TWO START SWEEPIN' UP THE STREETS OF YOUTUBE OR ELSE I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGES! THE MAYOR'S CHEWING MY ASS OUT ON THIS ONE AND IF YOU TWO DON'T FIND SOMETHING BIG THEN I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL BE WALKIN' THE BEAT AT 43RD STREET.

NOW GET MOVIN'!

[smajawwyeah]

@KiteStrongart Are you crazy? Sending that renegade. He's a loose cannon!

[Aceronian]

@smajawwyeah But I don't mind telling ya he gets results.

[Doperwtje81]

is this guy a narcoleptic?

[gdude545]

Loved the bit with the hootenanny, what makes Slowbeef and Diabetus so great is their ability to make fun of themselves as well as others

[Lemileant]

I like how you complain about him having bad jokes, then you go into a random non-sequitur about having a hootenanny. Hypocrisy at its finest.

[FandGProductions]

@Lemileant That... was the joke.

[TheToast7]

@Lemileant I'm pretty sure that wasn't a joke. Diabetus lives in the south, see, and that sort of thing just happens all the time.

[G33kz0r]

With Slowbeef on double bass.

[NoFearNoFlame]

Seriously guys he was making fun of bronies now shut the fuck up about your dumb show and talk about this bad lper.

[jddaman1337]

Can you losers quit talking about a little girls show?

[ZackBarzahd]

That hootenanny.

And quit mentioning MLP in the comments. Take it elsewhere.

[ayrnieu]

CONDENSED VERSION: Some _newfag_ (repeated several times, just to make sure that you don't miss it through the veil) is making videos that don't amuse me. What a shithole!, etc.

[Viurlence]

TB Sent me.

[ManfredvonKarma7]

*waits patiently for next weeks hootenanny*

[AaronJLong]

I was wondering how he would work Dead to Rights into this. Well done!

[emilbil12]

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