Hey look buddy, I'm an Ace Attorney, that means I defend people. I don't try and get people arrested, because that would fall within the pervue of your conundrums of Prosecuting. I get Not Guilty verdicts.
arghivebeenshot did not commit the murder. He/She has no motive. Clearly, Mr. Mundy, the Sniper would have since he was not in the movie! And I have proof! *presents the Kukri.* This was found at the seen of Heavy's death. and we have a witness's account from scout that he saw a large knife being used to kill Heavy!
@BlackPhoenix1251 OBJECTION! What Scout clearly saw was a spoon! *Presents Spoon* It was custom made for Heavy to be large enough to bludgeon someone with it. On top of that, it's bent! It must have been used to... Wait... Oh shi-
@RedMage815 A big spoon does not a killer make. Someone needs to brush up on their evidence law: Evidence cannot be presented unless it has proven relvance to the case at hand. That is no where near big enough to kill the Heavy. And, we have found traces of Heavy's blood found on the edge of the blade, enough blood to simulate a vicious blow to the head. And, through multiple scans for DNA, we found Mundy's fingerprints on the handle.
Oh god.... I was playing ace attorney Apollo Justice... And when the tune started.... This version started internally raping my ears. It was awesome XD
Flyins a good job mate, its challengin work, in the sky, I guarantee you'll not run out of fuel, cuz at the end of the day, as long as there 2 planes left on the planet, someones gonna want someone to explode.
Medic: Ze Spai couldn't have backstabbed! Ze Sniper was wearing a Razorback, which was unbroken! Ze Spai was using an Ambassador, so can headshot, und my client's comrades said he missed for vurk zat day. It is impossible he is ze killer!
*Shock*
Engi: Dagnabit dammit! Fine, who did kill him?
Medic: Isn't it obvious? Faced with an unstabbable target, Ze Spai drew his gun und struck down Ze Sniper! Just look at ze kill feed!
Scout: Come on, Doc! The freakin' Spy's lyin', we just need ta' show why!
Medic: Ze defense can prove zere was a motive! If you'll think back to ze crime...
ze battle had been going on for hours. During zis time, Ze Spai bested Ze Sniper three times, which made him wear ze Razorback. Now, what happens when you get ze fourth? A little thing called DOMINATION! Ze Spai would be ze only one on his team to dominationate. A CHANCE HE COULDN'T RESIST!
Endgiworth: Doc, our witness,The Spah's, preferred M.O. is a backstabbin'. According to the BLU Sniper's autopsy report, he died of a headshot, and the revolver can't headshot. AIN'T IT MORE LIKELY THE KILLER WAS THE RED SNIPER, Y'ALL'S CLIENT?
*Murmurs*
Judge Heavy: Doktor! Do you have proof against Edgeineer?
i never, ever got why these true criminals actually try to make sure the innocent get chosen to be guilty, if they tried to already set up the crime to get someone to frame an innocent one, and try to avoid the scene at all time, you woulnd even get suspicious the littlest bit, perfect crime.
"I am Heavy Attorney Guy. And this....this is my new client. Her name is Maya, she weighs 150kg and can give testimony at a rate of 10,000 words per minute. It costs $400,000 to defend her case, for 12 seconds."
"If objecting is the sure to result in victory then you must OBJECT!... Phoenix Wright said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about defending than you do, pal. Because he invented it, and perfected it so that no man would best him in the court of honor!"
"Then he used his evidence to get every witness in the case. He herded them into a court, and then cross-examined the crap out of every single one of them!'
"And from that day on, whenever someone makes a good point, HE IS WRIGHT!"
No, wait, it gets better. When the client woke up, the victim's diary was missing, and the lawyer was never heard from again! And that's how I got disbarred.
Lawyer's a good job, mate! It's challenging work, in the courts, I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because it the end of the day, long as there's 2 people and a judge left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone sued.
@FreedomAttacker Lots of videos with dislike buttons need to be fixed, then again... some need to get rid of the like button, and have the uploaders forever banned, and subscribers smited, if you know what i mean.
Nom nom nom,nomnom,nom nom nom,nomnom,nom nom nom,nom,nomnomnom,BOO,BOO,BOOO,BOOOOO,BOOOOOOOO,BOOO,BOOOOOOO,nom,BOOOO,BOOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOO~OOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOOOO,BOO,BOOOOOOOO,Nom,nom,nom,nom,AGH!,nomnomnom,AGH!,nomnom,nom,nom,AGH!,nom,nom,nomnom,nom,AGH!,nomom,BOOOO,BOOO,BOOO,BOO,BOOO,BOOOOO,BOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO~OOOO~OOOOO,BOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOO,BOOO,BOO~OOOOOO,BOOOOO,BOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOO,BOOOOW,EEERRRGGGHHH,HHHGGGRRREEE,EEERRRGGGHHH,HHHGGGRRREEE,EEERRRGGGHHH,EEEERRRRRAHHHHH.
Is there some way that these guys can get every beat right? Do they listen to it over and over again till they hear all of the instruments? Or is there a method of some sort?
I am faggot lawyer guy... and THIS... is my wallet. She weighs one-hundred-fifty kilograms and contains two hundred dollar notes, at ten thousand notes-per-square-inch. It costs $400,000 to hire this lawyer... for twelve hours.
Oh my god... who liked this video? Okay...WHO TOUCHED MY EVIDENCE?
Some people think they can outsmart me in court. Maybe... *sniff* maybe... I have yet to meet one who can outsmart INJUNCTION.
Hey look buddy, I'm a prosecutor. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "Is he guilty?" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of morality. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from breaking my perfect record? The answer: use logic. And if that don't work, use more logic. Like this here rebuttal thought up of by me, presented by me, and you best hope...not pointing out a contradiction in your argument.
@Shintear Oh shoot, I combined the jerk-ass Edgeworth and the Investigations Edgework. Replace "Is he guilty?" with "What is justice?" and "breaking my perfect record" to "hauling away some innocent guy"
Hey look buddy, I'm a Defense Attorney. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is law?" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, How am I gonna prove a big mean mother Hubbard from making me a foolishly foolish fool in court. The answer: use some evidence. And if that don't work, use MORE evidence. Like this big ol', bloody knife found by me, submitted by me, and you best hope, I'm not pointing at you.
This was RED's case file footage when BLU tried to sue them before the corporation war began. Needless to say, this was just epic enough to let RED slide out of court, with little less than a fine.
what makes me a good attorney? If I was a bad attorney, I wouldn't be stood here defending your case now would I?! One cross-examination, one wayward alibi, one Errant witness! And your'e sued!
Wev'e gotta make it happen... I'm a black scottish lawyer! SO! To all you fine dandies, so cock sure! Prancing about with your stand full of witnesses! Come and get us I say! And I'll be waitin' with a bit of the old counter-claim!
and, who murdered the fucking sniper? spy:i werent, and my butterfly is with blood because i killed a stealer heavy:Me no- OBJECTION! look at his fists, are full of blood, but not of sniper, of medic. Medic:NAIN yeah!, the heavy said to the medic what if he wouldnt kill the sniper he would kill medic! and cause WW3! medic: nain! so, the medic and heavy are guilty so, THE SPY IS NOT GUILTY soldier: ... MAGGOTS!
Everything about this song is epic, even the creator bleeds awesome sauce, his description is made from awesome letters. Saxton Hale punched me in the face with Brass Knuckles leaving this imprint "Saxton Approves!"
Court is now in session! Defendant: Sniper. Case: A Demoman was walking toward a teammate but then, he could't pass the teammate! He was accused of being a Spy
Demoman lost blah blah blah spy blah blah was blah demoman blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Best YTPMV ever.
Antneecb 1 week ago
need more views here!
SweIsak 1 week ago
130,000th Viewer!
What's my prize? :D
mrhappysadass 1 week ago
Any one care to tell me what the song is called because i wantz it!
Or this :D
MrVintag33 3 weeks ago
@MrVintag33
Varioius names are given.
Pursuit ~ Overtaken
Pressing Pursuit ~ Cornered
Investigation ~ Cornered
Searching Apollo justice cornered will get you results.
98yoshi98 2 weeks ago
PLEASE MAKE MORE
KlavierDude77 3 weeks ago
and the murderer of heavy
*slams desk*
IS RED SNIPER
LeoVenezio 3 weeks ago
I OBJECT THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME :D
greatdjlucario 1 month ago
And it was revealed, that the soldier actually is a lawyer... a bad one.
saedimic 1 month ago
I don't remember dropping acid this morning
Scorp126 2 months ago
A POOT TO TO THE HEAD!
OBJEBONK!
CORDAHD!
IAMADINOSAUR1000 2 months ago
I love the Scout's look of utter indignation in the last picture. XD
legomovieman94 2 months ago
Hey look buddy, I'm an Ace Attorney, that means I defend people. I don't try and get people arrested, because that would fall within the pervue of your conundrums of Prosecuting. I get Not Guilty verdicts.
mastermind42ful 2 months ago 7
Apollo is a Heavy, Trucy is a Scout, Klavier is a Spy, and Kristoph is the Medic.
BlackPhoenix1251 3 months ago
The engineer is your lawyer and he's bringing
*put's on sunglasses*
frontier justice
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
n0peAvi 3 months ago 4
arghivebeenshot did not commit the murder. He/She has no motive. Clearly, Mr. Mundy, the Sniper would have since he was not in the movie! And I have proof! *presents the Kukri.* This was found at the seen of Heavy's death. and we have a witness's account from scout that he saw a large knife being used to kill Heavy!
BlackPhoenix1251 3 months ago
@BlackPhoenix1251 OBJECTION! What Scout clearly saw was a spoon! *Presents Spoon* It was custom made for Heavy to be large enough to bludgeon someone with it. On top of that, it's bent! It must have been used to... Wait... Oh shi-
RedMage815 3 months ago
@RedMage815 A big spoon does not a killer make. Someone needs to brush up on their evidence law: Evidence cannot be presented unless it has proven relvance to the case at hand. That is no where near big enough to kill the Heavy. And, we have found traces of Heavy's blood found on the edge of the blade, enough blood to simulate a vicious blow to the head. And, through multiple scans for DNA, we found Mundy's fingerprints on the handle.
BlackPhoenix1251 3 months ago
@theultimatebadger97
1348 people OBJECT back, present ecidence, and have those 14 people overruled!
mastermind42ful 3 months ago
14 people OBJECT to this video
theultimatebadger97 3 months ago in playlist Gamer's Playlist
I LOVE YOU MADLY, DEEPLY, PASSIONATELY. ;A; OH MY GODDDD.
WhiteN0iz 4 months ago
SUBJECTION!
Oops that's not wright.
OBJECTION!
Wait I just realized I typo'd Right as Wright. *Not fixing it*
0822kitten 4 months ago
@SirSomeGuy UNLESS HE DELIVERS JUSTICE
HeartbrokenOtaku 4 months ago
Spy you are hereby sentenced to life for sapping the engies sentry
ThaKebo259 4 months ago
13 people pressed the wrong button
iansnusesnegl 4 months ago
this should be phoenix wrights umvc3 theme
R10T5PIK3 4 months ago 2
HOW COULD PHEONIX ADOPT THAT
dragirby 4 months ago
I can't believe I've only viewed this video 117,764 times.
TwinArrival 5 months ago
woo.
JellyBelly9797 5 months ago
I request a wallpaper of that ending picture.
chiromishi 5 months ago
Oh god.... I was playing ace attorney Apollo Justice... And when the tune started.... This version started internally raping my ears. It was awesome XD
lexidemon 5 months ago
This video was my 1000th favorite.
Congrats.
AAAAAAAAAA42 5 months ago
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Team Justice: Ace Fortress
mu556 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Flyins a good job mate, its challengin work, in the sky, I guarantee you'll not run out of fuel, cuz at the end of the day, as long as there 2 planes left on the planet, someones gonna want someone to explode.
Blazingwheel 5 months ago
Heavy's fucking face when he gets shot over and over again... I am dying of laughter.
ShiroVII 5 months ago
*Present Razorback*
TAKE ZAT!
Medic: Ze Spai couldn't have backstabbed! Ze Sniper was wearing a Razorback, which was unbroken! Ze Spai was using an Ambassador, so can headshot, und my client's comrades said he missed for vurk zat day. It is impossible he is ze killer!
*Shock*
Engi: Dagnabit dammit! Fine, who did kill him?
Medic: Isn't it obvious? Faced with an unstabbable target, Ze Spai drew his gun und struck down Ze Sniper! Just look at ze kill feed!
Spy: NOOOO!
Engi: Dagit nabit nagit dagit!
gibusgamer93 5 months ago
@gibusgamer93
Spy: ahehehe.... not bad, doctor. But your forget I need a motive to kill that sniper.
Engie: Uh, yeah! That there spah's right! So what kind of doggone motive could that Spah have to kill the sniper?
TheFoxClaws 5 months ago
@TheFoxClaws Medic: (I know he did it...but why?)
Scout: Come on, Doc! The freakin' Spy's lyin', we just need ta' show why!
Medic: Ze defense can prove zere was a motive! If you'll think back to ze crime...
ze battle had been going on for hours. During zis time, Ze Spai bested Ze Sniper three times, which made him wear ze Razorback. Now, what happens when you get ze fourth? A little thing called DOMINATION! Ze Spai would be ze only one on his team to dominationate. A CHANCE HE COULDN'T RESIST!
gibusgamer93 5 months ago
@gibusgamer93 Spy: *groan* .... Merde
Engie: Good night Irene....
TheFoxClaws 5 months ago
Endgiworth: Doc, our witness,The Spah's, preferred M.O. is a backstabbin'. According to the BLU Sniper's autopsy report, he died of a headshot, and the revolver can't headshot. AIN'T IT MORE LIKELY THE KILLER WAS THE RED SNIPER, Y'ALL'S CLIENT?
*Murmurs*
Judge Heavy: Doktor! Do you have proof against Edgeineer?
gibusgamer93 5 months ago 2
ERECTING AN OBJECTION!
TheFoxClaws 5 months ago
i never, ever got why these true criminals actually try to make sure the innocent get chosen to be guilty, if they tried to already set up the crime to get someone to frame an innocent one, and try to avoid the scene at all time, you woulnd even get suspicious the littlest bit, perfect crime.
PyroBBQSauce 5 months ago
Is it wrong to like this version better than the original?
JellyBelly9797 5 months ago
@JellyBelly9797 no its not wrong its just weird and normal
wowaccounthere 5 months ago
@wowaccounthere kthxbai
JellyBelly9797 5 months ago
"I am Heavy Attorney Guy. And this....this is my new client. Her name is Maya, she weighs 150kg and can give testimony at a rate of 10,000 words per minute. It costs $400,000 to defend her case, for 12 seconds."
irishtrash15 5 months ago 5
@133711011 AHA! APOLLO JUSTICE! i was thinking ace attorny. except all that came to mind was "OBJECTION!"
MorganCupkakke 6 months ago
Apollo: (Here comes Sandvich!!!)
11mrmariofreak 6 months ago
*sigh* I know what this is from i just cant remember the name. Anyone remember?
MorganCupkakke 6 months ago
@MorganCupkakke This music is from Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice.
MrLegionnare 6 months ago
"If objecting is the sure to result in victory then you must OBJECT!... Phoenix Wright said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about defending than you do, pal. Because he invented it, and perfected it so that no man would best him in the court of honor!"
"Then he used his evidence to get every witness in the case. He herded them into a court, and then cross-examined the crap out of every single one of them!'
"And from that day on, whenever someone makes a good point, HE IS WRIGHT!"
SirSomeguy 6 months ago 156
@SirSomeguy UNLESS HE'S BRINGING JUSTICE!
SirSomeguy 6 months ago
@SirSomeguy "UNLESS HE IS DICK!"
(Dick Gumshoe I mean XP)
RHProductionsII 5 months ago
@SirSomeguy *ahem* I have but one thing to say to this. YOU DESERVE A MEDAL!
Codyray1992 4 months ago
@SirSomeguy Pity he got disbarred between PW3 and AJ!
RaceBandit 4 months ago in playlist More videos from arghivebeenshot
@SirSomeguy UNLESS HE PRESENTS UNKNOWINGLY FORGED EVIDENCE
spoonalisk 4 months ago
@SirSomeguy UNLESS IT'S APOLLO.
HydroMonsoon 4 months ago 3
@SirSomeguy ...unless he is RONGG!
mudkip20001 4 months ago
@SirSomeguy UNLESS HES WRONG
J6Unlimited 3 months ago
@SirSomeguy UNLESS HE IS OVER RULED!
IloveNaziZombies115 3 months ago in playlist TF2
@SirSomeguy Unless it's Engarde!
TheSPARTANJ13 2 months ago
@SirSomeguy UNLESS HE'S AN EDGEWORTH!
Damaster00777 1 month ago in playlist TF2 Amazing musics
@SirSomeguy Unless it's Klavier Gavin!
...who got Wright's badge taken away :c
CyberNecrovalley 1 month ago
@CyberNecrovalley Actually, Kristoph was responsible for that.
HydroMonsoon 1 month ago
@HydroMonsoon Yeah, but Klavier was his puppet ;A; </3
CyberNecrovalley 1 month ago
Gret lulz
texlyon 6 months ago
No, wait, it gets better. When the client woke up, the victim's diary was missing, and the lawyer was never heard from again! And that's how I got disbarred.
CrazedNinja 6 months ago 4
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CrazedNinja 6 months ago
Lawyer's a good job, mate! It's challenging work, in the courts, I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because it the end of the day, long as there's 2 people and a judge left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone sued.
BrothersWeird 6 months ago
This video has a dislike button. FIX IT!
FreedomAttacker 6 months ago 97
@FreedomAttacker I don't want to try, as i know that 13 people failed...
KikiMouse176 4 months ago
@FreedomAttacker Lots of videos with dislike buttons need to be fixed, then again... some need to get rid of the like button, and have the uploaders forever banned, and subscribers smited, if you know what i mean.
Noobmanlyman 2 months ago
this is cool
32gesha 6 months ago
Scout is Apollo.
Heavy is Gumshoe.
Spy is Phoenix.
Soldier is Edgeworth.
Engineer is The Judge.
And any female models is Mia and Maya.
pokemaster123ism 6 months ago 4
The witness costs $400,000 for 12 seconds of testimony.
yevonator88 6 months ago 5
Turnabout Controlpoint.
Thermalfusi0n 6 months ago
Better than original...
VViP30U7 6 months ago
OBJECTION!
fizz142020 6 months ago
I find the dislikers not guilty because they are deaf.
YoYoYoWazaa 6 months ago
OBJECTION!! this vid does NOT deserve thumbs downs!
CrimsonFox36 6 months ago in playlist tf2 song comp
Objection, because the witness is a sanvich.
Chikunnism 6 months ago
WOOO
GodSandvich 6 months ago
gegengegengen love the spy in this XD
andrevus2 6 months ago
Phoenix Fortress 2
Wireless1016 7 months ago
EEERRRGGGHHH,HHHGGGRRREEE,EEERRRGGGHHH,HHHGGGRRREEE,EER,ERR,ERR,ERRR,ERRRRRGGGGAAAHHHHH.
Ok,done :D
11bossk12roblox 7 months ago
Nom nom nom,nomnom,nom nom nom,nomnom,nom nom nom,nom,nomnomnom,BOO,BOO,BOOO,BOOOOO,BOOOOOOOO,BOOO,BOOOOOOO,nom,BOOOO,BOOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOO~OOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOOOO,BOO,BOOOOOOOO,Nom,nom,nom,nom,AGH!,nomnomnom,AGH!,nomnom,nom,nom,AGH!,nom,nom,nomnom,nom,AGH!,nomom,BOOOO,BOOO,BOOO,BOO,BOOO,BOOOOO,BOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO~OOOO~OOOOO,BOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOO,BOOO,BOO~OOOOOO,BOOOOO,BOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOOO,BOOO,BOOOOW,EEERRRGGGHHH,HHHGGGRRREEE,EEERRRGGGHHH,HHHGGGRRREEE,EEERRRGGGHHH,EEEERRRRRAHHHHH.
11bossk12roblox 7 months ago
trolololololololololol
11bossk12roblox 7 months ago
Is there some way that these guys can get every beat right? Do they listen to it over and over again till they hear all of the instruments? Or is there a method of some sort?
IHateHelicopters101 7 months ago
PLEASE WATCH MY FRIEND'S YTPMVS THEY ARE SO GOOD! TF2 FANS WILL LIKE THEM A LOT
/watch?v=lOaEyPySOUI <--- one of his best ones
RaishiDragoste 7 months ago
oh god this game needs to happen. like RIGHT NOW.
Staraptor888 7 months ago
Heavy Justice and Scout Wright? .__.
TehIce144 7 months ago
Lyrics plz :D
LTRapolas 7 months ago
@LTRapolas nom nomn omn om om nom nom nom om nom nom om Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whooooo. (repeat)
SunTzuSaidFight 7 months ago
Lyrics :D
LTRapolas 7 months ago
Nomnomnomnomonononomonomonomnmononomonomomom
PNDRazor 8 months ago
I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
SapphireShapeShifter 8 months ago
Possible case names in order:
Turnabout Scrumpy
Turnabout Sandvich
Erectin' a Turnabout
That Turnabout's a Spy
GrayscaleCanvas 8 months ago 4
Epic win
Mr10Lap 8 months ago
Extra Stage: Turnabout Team
mrkm5600 8 months ago
Case 5: Saxton Hale Prosecution.
ZombieJakeinator 8 months ago
Objection!
Mr. Mundy, you say you saw the heavy eating a sandvich at 12.34 AM?
Yes. I was up in the tower, looking for bigheaded wankers.
Aha! But here, I have a film of you in your van from the Director...
Which, if you look at the timestamp, clearly states that it was recorded at 12:20!
So, Mr. Mundy, if you WEREN'T in your roost, where exactly were you?
...
Maybe..
You were with Demoman, assisting him in his plan to destroy gaben?
Crikey!
Wireless1016 8 months ago 7
Soldier: Police
Judge: Announcer
Jury: Civilians
Layer: Medic
Heavy: EXECUTIONER
BlueYoshi121 8 months ago
@BlueYoshi121 actually i think spy would be the lawyer
1littlg8 8 months ago
@1littlg8 He's the Criminal, of course! The mask?
BlueYoshi121 8 months ago
Now I can never be an attorney. Whenever I'd be backed up in a corner, this song will play in my mind and I'd crack up.
gmfk07 8 months ago
OBJECTION:
I DEMAND AN MP3, NO VIDEO2MP3 SHIT.
AiAiFan32 8 months ago
@AiAiFan32 OBJECTION! Go to "Youtube to Mp3" on Google.
Kilesfactor 8 months ago
@Kilesfactor OBJECTION:
YOU ARE NOT HELPFUL, SIR.
AiAiFan32 8 months ago
@AiAiFan32 -_- Get out.
Kilesfactor 8 months ago
I came when I recognized this.
sharinganmaster7 9 months ago
@sharinganmaster7 then watch this /watch?v=16ELyjbxPrU&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_834001
SapphireShapeShifter 8 months ago
not enough coffee powered lazers
SapphireShapeShifter 9 months ago
Red Heavy: ...and then I found out my sandvich vas missing!
Attorney Red Spy: So you say that the Blu Scout was leaving the room you left your sandwich in at a full run.
Red Heavy: Yes.
Attorney Blu Spy: Objection! My client was attacking a Red Engineer at the time. I say that Red Heavy ate his own sandwich.
Attorney Red Spy: Did happen to bring evidence? No? Then you have no case.
Judge Soldier: Take him away boys.
Blu Scout: Frikken unbelievable!
Judge Soldier: Maggot!
BlazingShadowSword 9 months ago
I am faggot lawyer guy... and THIS... is my wallet. She weighs one-hundred-fifty kilograms and contains two hundred dollar notes, at ten thousand notes-per-square-inch. It costs $400,000 to hire this lawyer... for twelve hours.
Oh my god... who liked this video? Okay...WHO TOUCHED MY EVIDENCE?
Some people think they can outsmart me in court. Maybe... *sniff* maybe... I have yet to meet one who can outsmart INJUNCTION.
baoender 9 months ago
"Repeat after me;
MMmmmm, I'm sued!"
Kilesfactor 9 months ago
M M M M P 3 M M M M P 3
ThaHax1337 9 months ago
Hey look buddy, I'm a prosecutor. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "Is he guilty?" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of morality. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from breaking my perfect record? The answer: use logic. And if that don't work, use more logic. Like this here rebuttal thought up of by me, presented by me, and you best hope...not pointing out a contradiction in your argument.
Shintear 9 months ago 2
@Shintear Oh shoot, I combined the jerk-ass Edgeworth and the Investigations Edgework. Replace "Is he guilty?" with "What is justice?" and "breaking my perfect record" to "hauling away some innocent guy"
Shintear 9 months ago
You sir are a legend.
Ultma1 9 months ago
NOOOOOO! MUST MAKE LONGER! ENGINEER IS SPY!
hotspotgamestv1 9 months ago
People disliked this? OBJECTION!!!
JEXTERMINATR 9 months ago
Too short, I want some more !
Zarahir65 9 months ago
Hey look buddy, I'm a Defense Attorney. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is law?" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, How am I gonna prove a big mean mother Hubbard from making me a foolishly foolish fool in court. The answer: use some evidence. And if that don't work, use MORE evidence. Like this big ol', bloody knife found by me, submitted by me, and you best hope, I'm not pointing at you.
bubbatheloveable 9 months ago 6
Heavy Justice: Ace Sandvich
kenseitakezo 9 months ago
my reaction when i hear about a warriors cats movie
1littlg8 9 months ago
Ace attorney, anybody? :D
bleachangel8 9 months ago
Kill me for saying this... but..
ive seen these kinds of videos EVERYWHERE and i LOVE them, but... is this a video game or something??? (not the audio, the original video)
URAbunnylover2 9 months ago
@URAbunnylover2 I'm gonna assume you're not trolling.
It's a game called "Team Fortress 2".
Katingaan 9 months ago
@Katingaan no im not trolling XD i hate trollers. thanks XD cause i see this everywhere. i assumed it was a game lol
URAbunnylover2 9 months ago
LOL at the Apollo Justice reference in the title
LostIndividuality 9 months ago
0:39
I started to cry.
Squeredead 9 months ago
"Please Mr Heavy! Snack or sing! Not both at the same time!!"
DaxterD1 9 months ago
@DaxterD1 Heavy: "Daxter! Is spy!"
Oblivionstud666 9 months ago
mp3?
TheFunky333 10 months ago
and that is how the scout did a cartwheel quickscope.
logan634roe 10 months ago
make a full verin of it
MrLegokid 10 months ago
ummm wow just wow......
MrLegokid 10 months ago
You are already subscribed to arghivebeenshot.
achiwa1 10 months ago 3
OBJECTION!, MY CLIENT, (Le Spy), WAS NOT THERE AT THE TIME OF THE SAPPING!, HE WAS GUARDING THE INTEL!
I PROPOSE ENGINEER SAPPED HIS OWN SENTRY!
Engineer : Gauughwhh!
Judge Sniper: Take him away, Wanker =P.
SuperGraDient64 10 months ago 5
Entire prosecution is babies!
ChibiWaira 10 months ago 127
@ChibiWaira *Jury
Eyezak56 9 months ago
0:57 was best.
Really.
THE VIEUWS
THeY ARE OVER 9000!
Jimpiedepimpie 11 months ago
That Trucy made me laugh my ass off!
lafouboy2 11 months ago 3
I live for this type of stuff. :D
Twister980 11 months ago
@bluesleebe101 sorry. Autocorrect fail. YouTube
HeartbrokenOtaku 11 months ago
@ bluesleeve1010 look up Apollo Justice Ace Attorney Cornered on youth. You'll find it
HeartbrokenOtaku 11 months ago
also, what is the name of the original song?
bluesleeve1010 11 months ago
Wish their were a longer version of this
bluesleeve1010 11 months ago
This was RED's case file footage when BLU tried to sue them before the corporation war began. Needless to say, this was just epic enough to let RED slide out of court, with little less than a fine.
goluigi10 11 months ago
It takes 400,000 sandvvitches to play this song for 12 seconds...
willj78 11 months ago 2
Dude dragons...best EVAR!!!!!¡!!!
TheMonsterMod 11 months ago
scouter so fucking surprised me. 0:06
Zohfu1 11 months ago
what makes me a good attorney? If I was a bad attorney, I wouldn't be stood here defending your case now would I?! One cross-examination, one wayward alibi, one Errant witness! And your'e sued!
Wev'e gotta make it happen... I'm a black scottish lawyer! SO! To all you fine dandies, so cock sure! Prancing about with your stand full of witnesses! Come and get us I say! And I'll be waitin' with a bit of the old counter-claim!
Oh theyre gonna have to bail you out... In JAIL!
Dragonsrule89 11 months ago 140
@Dragonsrule89 Best comment ive seen on youtube.
Yougetnothingulose 6 months ago
@Dragonsrule89 so, much, win, ;D
toektoektoek 6 months ago
@Dragonsrule89 Best, comment, ever. Period.
OverObsessiveNekoBoy 6 months ago
Pwnage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
die5133 11 months ago
Juliansnake1000 11 months ago
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chaoskirbybean2 11 months ago
OB-FUCKIN-JECTION!!!!
TheBoredomOtaku 1 year ago
You cannot sue me, I do not have time to CONVICT!!
wilnich592 1 year ago 2
EPIC WIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!
bast38320 1 year ago
needs mp3!
Skater23949494 1 year ago
@Skater23949494 Google+FinalVideoDownloader=MP3 for every music video
MAHBOIwithDINNER 1 year ago
You call that an objection?
You and your team of lawyers wouldnt know how to say object---
DAMN!!! IM GUITLY!!!
**eats evidence while seeing case play out**
HeartbrokenOtaku 1 year ago
this is my favorite video on youtube
somepartsareme 1 year ago
epic engie face
DrMopZodiac 1 year ago
*explodes from awesome*
TehThreeMusketeers 1 year ago
Everything about this song is epic, even the creator bleeds awesome sauce, his description is made from awesome letters. Saxton Hale punched me in the face with Brass Knuckles leaving this imprint "Saxton Approves!"
monkeyslayer101 1 year ago
Oh god that bit with the Soldier was just perfect.
Everything makes sense now.
Wheelofrally 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
on the guitar: Engineer
on the nom/getting shot/randm laught: Heavy
on the gun: Sniper
lead vocals: Scout
random yells: Demoman/Soldier
saying 'gen': Spy
MoonblazeXCyruss 1 year ago
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MoonblazeXCyruss 1 year ago
....That was beautiful....
klladude 1 year ago
Now i understand who touched Sasha
sgommata13 1 year ago 2
@sgommata13 HOLD IT!
I would appreciate you wouldn't lie to me Mr.sgommata. According to forensics, none were found on it.
(is it possible that the toucher fabricated a fake sasha?)
*adds to logic*
ZiozoneEmperor 1 year ago
Court is now in session! Defendant: Sniper. Case: A Demoman was walking toward a teammate but then, he could't pass the teammate! He was accused of being a Spy
Demoman lost blah blah blah spy blah blah was blah demoman blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
tohypa12345 1 year ago
THIS IS.....
This is epic i think
mannomanngt 1 year ago
UNLESS IT'S A COURT
whonow09 1 year ago