technoviking bakes a cake

[deano22lfc]

u fucking wanker

[Dynamo55b]

Its amazing.I listened to whole thing. Reminds me of the Portal ending

[tuberklops]

whats the name of the cake song i must have it

[skogsgud]

fuuuuuuck you

[missymichaelis]

FUCKOFF YOU KILLED THE TECHNO VIKING YA SHITCUNTS!

i <3 THAT DUDE

[derbigpr500]

This song beats "Friday" in terms of how stupid and annoying it is.

[alexpatrick14]

at 0:45 i feel like lil john's gonna pop out and be like , break it down bich lemme see you back it up

[costner007]

Now thats how you bake a cake!

[DIllzor4]

1,337,000 Views :D

[MrLavrentiy]

шо это за мутант? я таких тока у нас под Припятью видел и то они в противагазах были

[NorthWestMiller]

& yet another where The Wadsworth Constant applies!

[x32jusuf]

im not always DISLIKE, but when i du i call my personal army!

[jonnicool99]

@MyBeggi þú ert svo skrítinn :D

[MyBeggi]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH



[TheGrammas]

dose this guy know he's a hit

[MsCatherineR]

It s a Bitores Mendes from RE 4 !!!! O____o

[pukovnik087]

Something tells me that Viking's cakes are crazy

[2dotaorg]

Fack 

[jkyckhd69]

hahahahahahahaha that was the gayest song ever but that shit was so fukn funny. gotta put a warning on this, dont watch fukd up cause ur not gonna stop laughing

[MrThomasghornauer]

daumen hoch

[mrserv0n18]

Does the Techno Viking know hes a hit?

[pukovnik087]

@mrserv0n18 Yes, and he's suing the guy that taped him.

[franciscodudeful]

I swear I never laughed so hard. (Just heard the messed up cake song).

[franciscodudeful]

I wonder who he was angry at in the beginning and why?

[DeinKoenig]

@franciscodudeful because of a wierd guy who bumpet purposefully into a girl. so the viking told him to go out of the demo. you can see the full video here

[nowatcho]

scheiße wasen beaT ha ha

[mclovinleo]

Is this the lazy town song cause my friend just showed me a website that has pictures of the pink hair chick from lazy town gettin plowed...pretty funny too xD

[ajgjr1]

i danced to this

[ropulon]

faggot uploader idiot!

[Ferum1337]

im proud somehow...

[HadaMelusina]

xDxD

[Darksinne]

i dont know why i expected some sort of elaborate composite of ingredients and mixing bowls...

[masterd000]

What's this shit? TECHNOVIKING EATS CAKES FOR BREAKFAST!

...

Wait a second...

[TheBattleKeks]

hahah wtf, that music fits his dancemoves perfectly, LOL

[WTFareSporks]

TECHNOVIKING IS NOT AMUSED BY THIS FAGGOTRY!!!

[vitor79pinto]

GREAT VID AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOL XD

[Industrieromantik]

looool... xD

[KellPerEX]

i want to cut off dqniel hands and hears for this gay-cute cover

[Beakle]

Meanwhile in Germany... lol

[KatanaTopple]

lol ok..nice one.

[SmedbySG]

Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to Techno Viking."

[discjockeydado]

Technovicking's mother :)

/watch?v=I3cDUO-Mwgk

[metioner]

omg get some hobbys

[The1stClan]

'' too much ketamine raver '' beats him LOL

[cox87]

chuck norris, charlie sheen and technoviking are real legends in this world

[Autovomatic]

If your here I highly recommend "Cooking by the Book" A Lil' Bigger Mix by Mastgrr. Its so wrong... but so right!

[MrSpoffie]

ROFL damn crazy guy! ALmost like this! /watch?v=Oy69t1W-AIc

[funkadelicchille]

techno viking makes it sound so easy to bake that cake

[jfizzle4]

Master Chef!!!! SWAG

[nicros96]

None can imitate this dance lol its so EPIC...and if you can i would love to see it

"IF!"

[onthewaste]

Yayyyyyy retards - theyre people who can dance too you know

[fruitzoo200ml]

Lol, only Technoviking can make this song manly.

[krazbakstaba]

Techno Viking wants EpicMealTime to bake the cake....

[danielnr96]

THIS IS TEH ORIGINAL RECIPE!!!!:

777 DINOAUR EGGS

(NECESSARY) ONE UPSIDE DOWN BOTTLE OF WATER

(NECESSARY) AN ADVERTISEMENT OF A GUY IN THE STREETS

BE TECHNO-VIKING

ADD CHRIST'S BLOOD TO YOUR LIKING

PUT IN AN OVEN IN AT LEAST -912879568394659862 DEGREES CELSIUS

TAKE IT OUT OF THE OVEN DANCING (NOTE: THE EPICNESS OF THE DANCE WILL MAKE THE CAKE "AWESOME" AND WILL GET TO THE DESIRED SURFACE ARE TO BE PUT AT

FINALLY U MUST SAY "LET US REJOICE!!!"

u MUST EAT PRAYING TO YOUR ALLMIGHTY TECHNO-VIKING.

[guitarPTH]

@danielnr96 you beat the dead horse man. the original joke was funny but that was just fucking retarded,

[ThePooppantsman]

This song is from lazy town

[MrMetalzilla]

@ThePooppantsman

ho-.......how did you know that? XD

[MrSpoffie]

He need to eat! /watch?v=Oy69t1W-AIc

[TheDurationPlusFive]

Wouldn't you just die if his voice actually sounded like that?

[SuperFluousSociety]

Awesome Techno song I found

/watch?v=f7ylVgFU5yc

[codbord2]

Techno Viking doesn't make cake, the gods of Altgard send it to him on a unicorn.

[yurianne07]

deelicious caek!...

[ThaisBlackXboxLive]

WHY DOES THIS SONG MAKE ME SO FUCKING MAD ZOFDOJSLFJLKSJFSD

[beierke]

fuck musik

[FatHairyBiker]

I tried the Technoviking's cake recipe. It looked really cool, but it tasted like crap. And Satan gets bitchy about people wanting to borrow his appliances.

[jhosmar1234567]

@FatHairyBiker if yu did the cooking by the book then youll have a cake

[JediSuperWarrior]

@FatHairyBiker ,youtube this:

TECHNO VIKING ORIGINAL 2009...new video

[MagnumTheGamer]

LMFAO THUMBS UP FOR THE EPIC FUCKING CAKE MUSIC!!!!!

[DDRMETZGER666]

WO HAST DU DAS LIED HER; DAS WILL ICH AUCH

[durgymp]

That has to be the last boss for the upcoming The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

[MarinesInternational]

HAHa das is so behindert xD

[mentaltfladdrig]

868 people doesnt like cake. At all.

[20inchApes]

who ever made this video probably had to listen to that ear bleeding song at least 10 or so times to make it hahaha. now i dont feel so bad

[allantoney1]

long live the real video!!!!! this video is dumb and so are the people who watch it past 30 seconds!!!

[FeelGr84U]

hahahaha

[allantoney1]

why do you take something good and phuck it up....... why don't you make your own video and post it up there, then have people make fun of it, plus your voices make my ears bleed.....turn the real music back on....

[Minilokii]

@allantoney1 lol this songs from lazy town. Before you flame someone look shit up . And it's actually pretty epic so shush boy

[allantoney1]

@Minilokii who you calling boy idiot, listen to your own song that u were singing, you and this video sucks, boy haaa eat a dik hard core you tube gang banger haaaaaa, pathetic, and sorry I am not going to be listening, let alone looking up some cake making song, mary!!

[Minilokii]

@allantoney1 Lol youtube gangbanger? haha first if you're gonna come at me find out how to spell Youtube. Its one word. And its from a Damn T.V show. Second Finish school before you go and give someone an insult . Its Dick not dick. So YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA =D

[allantoney1]

@Minilokii who u calling a nigga ?? nigger, how dare u lil bitch, talk the talk now walk the walk, come and say that shit to my face lil child.. I live in nashville, Tennesse. AND A MUAY thAI fighter... you talk behind your computer like a true coward, HA.. time and place brah... your call we will see who the real nigga is, when I make u my nigger..... talk to me like I am one of your friends u fucking lil coward child..meet me there or S.T.F.U. AND GO LIVE AT YOUR MOMS HOUSE PATHETIC LAME

[Minilokii]

@allantoney1 song is hit ill give you that.. But technoviking is a boss

[allantoney1]

@Minilokii DUDE TIME AND PLACE U FUCKING LAME, GROW SOME NUT MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE, GO BAKE A CAKE MARY.... HAAA SOME LAME SAYING THIS SONG IS GREAT HAAA I REST MY CASE.....ANYWAYS GET LIVE HOMMIE... MEET ME IN NASHVILLE, TN, WHERE I WILL MAKE U MY BITCH HAAA LAME IDIOT IM DONE WITH U AND DONE WITH YOUR MOM... TELL HER TO GO WASH THAT SHIT OUT B4 IT GETS MORE INFECTED.... CALL A DOC BE A MOM HERO HA GROW UP LAME U ARE WASTING MY TIME, MEET ME OF S.T.F.U. PERIOD OR GO LOSE 1MORE COLD WAR

[Minilokii]

@allantoney1 lol im from florida dude. And haha your such an E-Wankster trying to star fights on the Internet. Now go drink your milk, mommy is waiting

[Marlon02Gonzalez]

863 people cant get techno vikings cake recipe

[HeavenWolf108]

@Marlon02Gonzalez

What are you talking about? /Nobody/ can get his recipe.

Those 863 people are the ones who got their arms and legs broken in the process.

[suzukoyan]

what song is that?????

[mouzes26]

What guys? that the way he have fun ...!

[RitschardLoewenherz]

Wieso reicht der Typ ihm ne Flasche Wasser? Ist das sein persönlicher Neger? 

[lolita88ism]

LMAO 

[17t94]

the technoviking cake is made by chuck norris brother :P

[LosingSanityDaily]

hahah thor's hammer^^

[OnyxBravo]

rofl

[Big12189]

Thor is not amused. Go fetch mead, mortal!

[Arcana5eyes]

Lazy Town.

[singinglawnchair]

TECHNO VIKING APPROVES YOUR OFFERING OF CAKE.

[katarzyna51718]

ale to jest zryte... żal mie tego ktory to wymyslił...

[neocharlie]

JAJAJAJAJAJA!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[hardsole5280]

That sure does pick me up when I'm feelin down.

[yzwme586]

this shit is disturbing ...

[15peewee12]

bake a cake ft lil jon is the best check it out

[Spillage66]

Jealous American cunts! Chuck Norris is an old bearded wanker, and you fear foreign ubermen! HAHA!

[earthlyinfodotcom]

@Spillage66 Obviously you don't have "sarcasm" in your country... lol ... oh, and what's a wanker? Sounds like something I said when I was 4 and had to pee pee.

[Spillage66]

@earthlyinfodotcom We have sarcasm, and we probably invented it. Wanker means someone who is too pathetic and sad, a cunt, nob head etc. But you wouldn't understand it, because you're a yank, and yanks aren't aware of anything that isn't on their big fat greedy doorsteps! Putting some crap yank kids' song over it, is a feeble attempt to make Technoviking look less formidable, because you cannot stand it when non yanks out do you!

[jeflagoon]

the jokes on us , THE CAKES GOT MOTHERFUCKING RAZOR BLADES IN IT !!!

[EinBaulich]

Der Typ ist doch im falschen jahrhundert geboren..

[DoctreFjodr]

@EinBaulich

Nein, die Zeit läuft falsch. Techno Viking machts richtig.

[schnellnful]

@EinBaulich glaub ich auch aber ich frage mich jetz ob der in die zukunft oder vergangenheit gehöt?

[belegost91]

Bruuuuuuuuuutal

[terradosolemar]

IN BRAZIL WE CALL HIM " PIT BICHA " !

[wisemagic18]

Hans Shlepkopper 

[CYCLODSEVULOTION]

ha ha

[XxkaiisaxX]

its beowulf : )

[Rusio223]

My remix /watch?v=dJIzhDKbfHs

[Toby25021993]

/watch?v=bIXVNIx5imA <----- Techno Viking Xmas Dance

[Derouin91]

He looks exactly like Keith Jardine.

[MentalyptiC]

@Derouin91 hahaha true

[ratedfx]

damn.. :D:D lmao'd when the song came

[SLIPKNAKO]

shit

[Xeyrophobic]

XDinosaur

[hesoyam230]

lannnngggweeeiliiigg

[TheSjjones]

i swear he copied chuck norris

[MrAaronBearr]

gay

[DjGuru25]

in soviet russia techno dances you ^^

[tcrepdmazt]

(810)

[WeaselOfDeath]

809 people don't know how to make a cake.

[ih8makinusernames]

Technoviking cake

12 pounds of ground dinosaur bones

2 cups of Jesus' blood

1 cup of Chuck Norris semen

20 tablesppons of pure X

1 upside down water bottle

6 sticks of frozen sunshine

4 mudkips

5 cups of liquefied Bass beat.

Stir mixture with Thor's hammer for 9001 years at 4x the speed of light then bake in Satan's oven at 9001 million degrees. Stick in a blackhole to cool.

[evilpacman99]

@ih8makinusernames

I'd try it

[runningbeardotjpg]

@ih8makinusernames easy

[TheWarrior1986]

@ih8makinusernames

Quality comment!

[bunnykillbrutal]

@ih8makinusernames niceee xD

[englebarna]

@ih8makinusernames

I LOVE YOOO

OMG :D:D:D

[MurryBob]

@ih8makinusernames

Had me in tears...

[TheSporiness]

@ih8makinusernames seems easy i think i have all of that in my pantry.... aw damn i just used the last of my jesus blood



[MultiNothingSpecial]

@ih8makinusernames ITS OVER 9000!

[maciverandy]

@ih8makinusernames you forgot the glowstick and vicks vaporub...technoviking will not eat this cake!!!

[maxshedevil]

@ih8makinusernames , oh man cant stop laughing lmfao

[Freedomloveandtruth]

@ih8makinusernames rofl

[Marlon02Gonzalez]

@ih8makinusernames yo your fucking amazing how the fuck did you get the recipe?? he has it stashed better than mr. crabz has the crabby patty formula stashed

[ih8makinusernames]

@Marlon02Gonzalez Sucked his dick maybe?

[Marlon02Gonzalez]

@ih8makinusernames dam that takes talent cuz i heard a rumor that his dick has a beard also

[raptorinator]

@ih8makinusernames You forgot the fish and rhubarb. Now it will turn out horrible!!!

(I play WAAAY too much Portal)

[DisturbedRaziell]

@ih8makinusernames

I love technoviking cakes

[fatassgreasypussy]

@ih8makinusernames weird.... i use the same recipe in my easy bake oven.

[ih8makinusernames]

@ih8makinusernames

517 thumbs up. My E-penis just grew a bit.

[TheDurationPlusFive]

@ih8makinusernames hahahahaha!! xD

[ben8018]

the funny thing is that he is actually dancing in time to the music

[MoteyJoe]

The cake is mixed in his bouncing pecs.

[Dakronex]

cake  oh yes *-* xDD

[dalebrocklehurst]

whos techno viking

[Dev1lallday]

Techno viking disliked this video 807 times, cause he wasn´t baking cake, he forced the ingridients to bake him the cake

[fruitloopy346]

this video was originally showed to me by my awesome science teacher, when i didn't get the joke.

now i realize how funny this is when i don't have him anymore :'(

[Enirish]

the cake is a lie

[loismlsx]

@Enirish

The technoviking makes the cake true.

[Kagamex]

techno viking is chuck norris forgotten twin. He was at first thought to be killed by chuck 2 weeks after birth.

[Fun4theFeet]

Several Shoes in ONE, thats ONESOLE for YOU - "Onesole.com"

[theboss888]

he fight in UFC nab

[nicothedoorscentral0]

the version gay of techno viking

[DirkSchoen36]

The guy who give him the water was Dirk Suhl the Berlin-Chess Master 1996

[jesuisfaer]

disappoint

[AlexandreFilho1705]

Vertigo shot / Dolly zoom?

[neoinuyashafight]

The cake isn't a lie techno viking clearly made a cake in this video!

[PeaceLoveNTwilight21]

I would like to see him and chuck norris get into a fight

[matt007pl666]

if i saw him right there i would shit my self from laughing

[WanderingRover]

@matt007pl666 that might not be so smart. the guy would beat your face in most likely.

[Aliensoldier]

lol 

[raptorinator]

781 people didn't do the cooking by the book!

[xCelticgx]

Techno viking doesn't bake cakes! The cake bakes to the Techno viking!

[DevinTClark]

I take a water...AND I DRINK IT

[kainebrandon]

1:00 techno viking said Viking Likey

[pptimee]

OMG!!! Watch this high, fucking HILARIOUS!!!! lmao. Thumbs up if you're high and know what I mean!!!