Grif, you shouldn't have told Tex to not punch you in the face because in the future (Season 8), she will hurt you in another spot that is far, far, worse.....AKA, your balls.
damn, I hate it when people keep misspelling their names. Like Cabose, or Kabose, Doughnut, and Griff- the only one that can spell their name wrong and get away with it is Caboose. cuz that's how he rolls.
@deathman1021 It explains later on that the reason caboose became stupid is cuse chrch and tucker tried to do something with his armor but it locked down and caboose had to hold his breath
@madmansudios why do people do that? just quote things that happen in the video? is it that they feel the need to say it again like we didnt hear it? or do they just have nothing better to say
Caboose: "I think so... that guy Tex is really... a robot... and your his boyfriend.... that makes you.... a gay robot." LOL I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that!
here is what was going on in grif and simmon's heads " we are sooo gonna gang-bang her now that we know she's a girl..." here is what is going on in tex's head "whats gonna end up happening now is there gonna gang-bang me and while they do that i rip the orange ones cock off...then he'll will deffinanlty have a girls voice for like 4 years" 7 seasons later "ok they didn't gang-bang me but alteast i injured the orange ones balls."
I'll be honest..... fuckberries sound delicious :)
LucasRuault 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
CABOOSE: so your a... a gay robot!
CHURCH: yes caboose I'm a gay robot
RiceAndBeans121 3 days ago in playlist Season 1
No... i am NOT a gay robot
NEKOxGAMER 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
I'm a gay robot.
Longkat92 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Caboose: I think so, that guy Tex is really a robot and you are his boyfriend so that makes you... A gay robot!
Church: Yeah, that's right... I'm a gay robot.
EdisZidane 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
why are you people ruining the series for other people (not me im just rewatching it all) ?
j0nny3216 1 week ago 3
technically. caboose was right. they are both robots.
TheKidKelsey 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
o'mally is so dumb
docbrock5134 2 weeks ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
Grif, you shouldn't have told Tex to not punch you in the face because in the future (Season 8), she will hurt you in another spot that is far, far, worse.....AKA, your balls.
keybladeavatar 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
1:19
The sentence that spawned it all.
crapvidios66 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 2
i love caboose!
VisualKeiMasa 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
gay robot
nutterVnazo 3 weeks ago
Lol i luv it when Tex says "You cocksucking fucktards how long have you been out here?"
Doctorwho2421 3 weeks ago
you're a gay robot!
heartlessxpoet 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
damn, I hate it when people keep misspelling their names. Like Cabose, or Kabose, Doughnut, and Griff- the only one that can spell their name wrong and get away with it is Caboose. cuz that's how he rolls.
FlyingCorgi22 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 4
"oh fuck berrys"
and first comment in 2012 bitchs
stueeps1 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Tucker: But church were are we gonna get 2 suits of black armor
*Looks at teleporter*
Tucker: Ah fuckberries
comedycckm 4 weeks ago
WHO ELS THINGS CABOOSE IF THE FUNNY CHARACTER
beterthenu1 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
that guy Tex is really a robot and your his boy fried so that makes you, a gay robot
isaiah12312 4 weeks ago
AND CABOOSE
woodchipper25 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I LIKE ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woodchipper25 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Is this when Caboose got really stupid?
facnypantsman23 1 month ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
what dous a stand for
ardifical
what dous the i stand for
intellagance
ohhhhhhh! what dous the A stand for again
megamanx979 1 month ago
..Yes... Thats right... I'm a gay robot....
IceWarriorsChannel 1 month ago
i like caboose
Qu0teUnQuote 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I'm getting tired of this Battlefield 3 ad...
Grimsta91 1 month ago
are you sure that she is not a boy not even part man part shark lol
gunnar2023xxx 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Oh fuckberries...
elfbride 1 month ago
son of a mag
TheTechsupply 1 month ago
bag.
TheTechsupply 1 month ago
If only the video was one second longer. Because that would have been the ultimate Halo tribute.
oxadeloremovies 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
gaybot
JulianMichael100 1 month ago
"That makes you... a gay robot." well caboose you got it half right
Tuckerofblueteam 1 month ago
"Yes, I am a gay robot"
SO, CHURCH, THE TRUTH COMES OUT!
tatertots3231 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
107 ppl are gay robots!
TheMrmusicz 1 month ago
What the hell is a fuckberry?
tdub585 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH "I KNEW IT, ONLY A CHICK COULD GIVE ME A HEAD ACHE THIS BIG!
NewSnipingHD 1 month ago
caboose was half right church turned out to be a robot kinda
funnyguy055 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
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So that makes you.... A gay robot...... xD
RichyWWproductions87 1 month ago
lol because she's from TEXAS................ trust me it makes sense
Hugorvega 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Well, it took a couple of videos, but I FINALLY got away from the inexplicable breast feeding tips videos....
otakon17 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
ah not in the face!! XD
400MrVegeta 2 months ago
this is the video caboose really came into his own
jober939 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
i like me
honkeykong11179 2 months ago
1. go to 2:14 and pause
2. press CC and press transcribe audio
3. press OK
4. laugh
Brian92120 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
A gay robot?, more like a gay fish!
biozak1000 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
caboose is the shit!!!
gokuandvegetass2 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
and this is the first episode that caboose is stupid as shit
babyfarted 2 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
Oh fuckberries. =P
LoveeDJHeadphones 2 months ago
I like you caboose!
Kingdom425 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Caboose: AI? whats the A stand for
Church: Artificial
Caboose: ooohhhh what the I
Church: Intelligence
Caboose oh ............whats the A stand for again?
lol'd so hard at that
metroidplayer2 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
I like meee... :D
PLayerMayCry24 2 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
what was the "a" again?
guardy13 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Yeah, sure... I'm a gay robot...
Rosey3625 2 months ago
are u sure shes not part guy part shark :P
WolfeStar566599 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
107 people dont know what "A.I." stands for
roflwafflaz 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
''oh fuckberries!''
XDDDDDD
TheGaMeR2K 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
This is when caboose started to turn full retard, at least for donut that grenade to the head sort of explains his problem
deathman1021 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 51
@deathman1021 It explains later on that the reason caboose became stupid is cuse chrch and tucker tried to do something with his armor but it locked down and caboose had to hold his breath
comedycckm 4 weeks ago
@deathman1021 i think Shelia is the one that makes him retarded xD
johncena01243 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
0:40 "I like me" that made me nearly laugh my head off the way he said it
iAmRyaNx100 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
"i like me" ROFL
basshero11 2 months ago
GRIFF-- HA!!! now your not that rude now you don't have a weapon
TEX-- I don't need a weapon to kill you...
GRIFF--yeah right... what your gonna do, punch me.
TEX-- (fakes attack)
GRIFF-- NOT IN THE FACE!!!!!
madmansudios 2 months ago 79
@madmansudios why do people do that? just quote things that happen in the video? is it that they feel the need to say it again like we didnt hear it? or do they just have nothing better to say
Insertfunnycomment 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@madmansudios *you're
martines184 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
@madmansudios I SAW THE VIDEO TOO!
DrPepper42yes 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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MilesEdgeworthJr 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
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@madmansudios you got it wrong the first line not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon are ya
MilesEdgeworthJr 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@madmansudios ya we saw the video
3mmans17 6 days ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
@madmansudios
If you are going to quote, at least get it right.
TheWayneAdams 3 days ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
time for rule 34 to take place...
20sat92 2 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
Church, where the hell are we gonna get two suits of black armour?
Oh fuck berries
XD
BroadyB96 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
oh f***berries
gamma992 2 months ago
I like me lol
EnricoSuave666 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
NOT IN FACE!!!
He'll regret that.
ReallyAwesomeGinger 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
any1 else notice how those white things in the background at 2:12 look suspiciously like boobs
chainsawelliott44 3 months ago
wow caboose got daf in no time. i think it wz shelia's death and mabe chruch hauntin his ass
AirMc1 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Was it me or was Caboose foreshadowing saying that they were robots?
gamer01023 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
AHAHAHAH NOT THE FACE!!!
madracer97 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
i love caboose
TheDarkheart777 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
"No. She's always been a rotten bitch. Now she's just a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements." CLASSIC
Gumshoesamurai 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
" where the hell are we gonna get 2 sets of black armour.. -lloks at teleporter- .......... ohh fuckberries "
happyadm 3 months ago
"AI... whats the A stand for -" "artificial" "whats the I st-" " Intelligence" " ohhhhh what was the A again... "
happyadm 3 months ago
fuckberries lol
bamills96 3 months ago
Oh, fuckberries...
MrObsessity 3 months ago
i wish people who comment the words from this would take the time to go back and get it right. im not the only one who is annoyed by this right?
The3ndlessDepths 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Whats The I Again?
PsykopathikPdz 3 months ago
so that makes you...a gay robot :D
happytreefriends2468 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
why are the top comments always quotes? I'M NOT DEAF.
hecticbeetle 3 months ago 2
So that would make you... a gay robot
aceistheplace46 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Tex: I don't need a gun to kill you.
Griff: What are you gonna do, punch me?
(Tex moves forward)
Griff: NOT THE FACE!!!!!
arctrooperproduction 3 months ago
NOT THE FACE!
GriGoeForce 3 months ago
ya thats right am a gay robot :P
freegoldfree 3 months ago
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freegoldfree 3 months ago
OH FUCK BERRIES!!!!
MissRiley2591 3 months ago 3
i like caboose and im a girl :D
bormana55 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@bormana55 A female in the Internet? HERESY
DaFinMonsta 3 months ago 2
(Funny part 1)
[Caboose] I should of known girls don't like me.
[Tucker] I don't think anyone like you.
[Caboose] I like me....
(Funny part 2)
[Caboose] Okay let me get this straight, your a robot, and you're his boyfriend, so
that makes you...a gay robot.
gamesonly246 4 months ago 3
@gamesonly246 (About Funny Part 1)
This is just me but Caboose I like you <3
gamesonly246 4 months ago
@gamesonly246 How can you first write "YOUR a robot" and then write "YOU'RE his boyfriend". Moron!
martines184 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
aah! not the face!
Sonic10160 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
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Caboose: OK so let me get this straight, he is a robot, and you're his boyfriend, so that would make you... A gay robot.
Church: Yeah, sure.
crazychickorita 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
105 ppl are gay robots
TheDoubleJT 4 months ago 96
@TheDoubleJT now 107
bonelesswing182 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@TheDoubleJT 107 gay robots have now watched this video
47Rockerfreak 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@TheDoubleJT im gay FOR robots
LinkinParkATW 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
holy shit this is the 4th time i watsh this show (all seasons) and still i laugh like the first time watshing it. RVB is awesom ^^
drizzt7dourden7 4 months ago
"What you gana do punch me?" "AHHH Not in the face!"
paintballwis 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
105 people are gay robots.
MCP730 4 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
well, caboose has finally gone retard.
Rampertshammer 4 months ago 3
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Caboose: OK so let me get this straight, you are a robot, and you're his boyfriend, so that would make you... A gay robot. LOL
L3G1TxBU113T 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
"That's right. I'm a gay robot"
I hope that doesn't forshadow anything.
ThePokemonfan365 4 months ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth 3
What's the A stand for? xD
guess6more 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Lucky Tex and Church really ain't robots. That would have been crazy... right?
carostheone 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
@carostheone they r
t40364 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
what was the a again .... crying... i was crying
DudeWolfx 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
So that makes you..... A gay robot!!!!!
LOLWUTIPWNU 4 months ago 2
the first season box set is pretty big for a bunch of 6 min vids
mcnutty80 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
idk y they dont like caboose... caboose is beasty
kylethomas9231 4 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
@kylethomas9231 and hella funny
TheKlassic13 4 months ago
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aww Caboose i like you too ^_^
PurpleBlah10k 4 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 1
caboose voice changed this episode :D
AdemNFFC95 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
I like you Caboose, I like you.
catbuster101 4 months ago
Caboose: OK so let me get this straight, you are a robot, and you're his boyfriend, so that would make you... A gay robot.
Church: Yeah, sure.
LOL
626MarioMan 4 months ago 142
@626MarioMan watch the video again, read your comment, realize you misheard the video
Raveman01 3 months ago
I LMFAO'd so hard after caboose says "so your a gay robot? Church: yes ..... i'm a gay robot
deadlyrage88 5 months ago
my prediction is that church falls back into love with tex
RAVENATOR16 5 months ago
And this is the episode where Caboose officially begins his descent into "below-retard" intelligence.
ThunderCavalier 5 months ago 5
"ahh! Not the face!"
DavidCS6 5 months ago
"Caboose. you keeping up with all this" "So, that guy tex is really a robot and ur his boyfriend so that makes you.... a gay robot!!! :D"
jacobbisawesome 5 months ago
My favorite kind of berries!
Superclame01 5 months ago
i think this is where caboose gets more and more stupid
Ubertrick999 5 months ago
When I first read the title, I thought it said "Human Beer Bonding"... XDDD
UndeadNocturneIX 5 months ago 4
105 people are gay robots
TheAlanwang 5 months ago
104 people dont like them selfs
skull4921 5 months ago
1:45-2:08 hahaha i spit on my screen i was laghing so hard
LucasRox150 5 months ago
Caboose: I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say.
h0m3st4r 5 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue
That tex guy is a mean robot and ur his boyfriend so tha makes u ... a gay robot
comedycckm 5 months ago
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Pokechao 5 months ago
this video taught me what A.I. meant :)
damnedxdivine 5 months ago
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morrissy777 5 months ago
o fuck berry. lol
WHYxNOxPIE 5 months ago
104 people likes their self
xMetalxl3lood 5 months ago
i like me...
ParkourNinja42 5 months ago
this is the episode where caboose becomes caboose
simplyporter1 5 months ago
Caboose: "I think so... that guy Tex is really... a robot... and your his boyfriend.... that makes you.... a gay robot." LOL I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that!
MrDragonman24 5 months ago 2
"Are you sure she's a chick, and not a guy? Or part chick, part shark?" LOL XD
MrDragonman24 5 months ago
what the fuck berries are fuck berries
shane61998 5 months ago
people stop putting the qoutes in the freakin comment section!!!!
ilikerock33 5 months ago
Don't worry, Caboose. I have the same problem. *sad violin music plays*
Evowizard25 5 months ago
"Girls never like me!" "Caboose I don't think anyone likes you?" "I like me :("
raiderboe 5 months ago 239
@raiderboe my excuse :D
Wess115 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
AHHHH, Not in the face. :D
happydragon105 5 months ago
Caboose: i should have known GIRLS NEVER LIKE ME
Me: THATS NOT TRUE I LIKE U SO DO LIKE 100,000 more fangirls
forestgem129 5 months ago
what happened to the "next episode!" button?
SarujinieUras 5 months ago
oh fuckberries!.....
BlackStallion351 5 months ago
I like cows that make cheese
sokizard 5 months ago
so where is the red dislike bar?? i cant seem to find it behind all the likes
hendo565 5 months ago
caboose is smarter in the 1st season compared to season 7 or 8
Beither112 5 months ago 4
I like me...
SilentSloth17 5 months ago 2
ahhhhh! not the FACE!!!!!!!!
ramin1350 5 months ago
here is what was going on in grif and simmon's heads " we are sooo gonna gang-bang her now that we know she's a girl..." here is what is going on in tex's head "whats gonna end up happening now is there gonna gang-bang me and while they do that i rip the orange ones cock off...then he'll will deffinanlty have a girls voice for like 4 years" 7 seasons later "ok they didn't gang-bang me but alteast i injured the orange ones balls."
mrnugets12 5 months ago 2
Church & Caboose=Jake & Amir
DstryrOFwrlds726 5 months ago
just because her name is tex doesn't mean she has to be from Texas..I'm from Texas and i only know dogs named Tex
MisForMad1 5 months ago
@MisForMad1 its probly just a nickname because she's from texas
darkomen536 5 months ago
@darkomen536 no u learn why shes called Tex later in the series
Godrick900 5 months ago
@darkomen536 yea,maybe
MisForMad1 5 months ago
thumbs up for gay robots!
389Drake 5 months ago
I wonder what a part guy part shark would look like
electricexe21 5 months ago
"Oh fuck berries."
KriegerAurelius 5 months ago
"Caboose? I dont think anybody likes you."
"I like me."
KriegerAurelius 5 months ago
Ai also stands for artificial insemination which means some guys on a farm take a turkey baster full of sperm and shoves it into an animal :)
389Drake 5 months ago
"OnLive is cloud gaming. But, what is cloud gaming?"
A FUCKING ANNOYING ADVERTISEMENT. Gawd, I try to watch RvB and I get 10 minutes of ads.
JoskyMT 5 months ago
Tex i always hated you...i always hated you the most...
halosky258 5 months ago
Wow, I already see caboose's intellect deteriorating.
MrYoGamaGama 5 months ago
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OH Fuck Berries
MegaGuthix123 6 months ago
OH Fuck Berries
ThePancho10801 6 months ago 2
So....your a girl huh?
TullySaranLawd 6 months ago
Thumbs up if your on facebook while watching this.
BigJake907 6 months ago
Freakin' Caboose. haha
RcKoZ159 6 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue: Season 1