Never Mind The Buzzcocks S21E01 (Part 2)

[buzzsmurf]

Hahaha Phil owned Bizzle at the end!

[wastagwaga]

9:26 holy shit, james brown!

[MattDominicCullen]

I actually quite like kimberly stewart...

[haylzRAWR]

Bills slow mo absolutely killed!!!

[AoifeMaguirex]

SIMON'S GAY?!

oops.

[janshabbly]

Simon is the sweetest thing !

[Frequency404]

Should've played the Star Trek battle music when they began wrestling.

[misszotee]

IM AM SO JEALOUS OF "JESSICA HYNES " I wish simon said to me i wanted some more tongue .... i don't care if he's gay

[FlySolo93]

0:10 - nice ass.

[Bloodgod40]

I love Phil's delayed reaction to Lethal coming out with "YEAH" in the Enya song.

[ASuperUsername]

Bill's t-shirt is awesome!

[kkkkristen100]

The fact that they wrestled and kissed is why British TV shows > North American TV shows!

[wombatsbum1]

@mr3machine

Errrrrr.........what you chattin about Noel makes the show you idiot How did you not grasp that fact then agian mabye someone with as little inteligence as you might not know that:L

[zoebowie42]

Simon is soo cute!

i'm so jealous of Jessica

[illyrium24]

I never knew before this episode that Jessica Hynes was a comedienne. I thought she was a serious dramatic actress! But she's hilarious!

[patnelson]

Buzzcocks is always crazier with Simon! Love it!

[vsne61]

7:11 It certainly is those jazz playing bastards lol.

[MrOctopii]

Whenever I see Simon, "If I Where A Boy" starts playing in my head...

[chchchcherrybomb37]

I HATE JESSICA!

[wannabefilmmaker]

Dying of jealousy

[FungusMossGnosis]

Kimberly Stewart is good for NOTHING.

[urma1234567]

Doesn't Jessica have lovely tits :)

[timminchinfan1996]

Is there gonna be another series of nmtb??? And will Noel be captain still :s

[357Snowball]

@timminchinfan1996 A new series is currently being shown, with Noel as captain.

[EdgarRazorlip]

She's not the only one who wants to wrestle/kiss him <3

lets pray that he's bi 

[DanceCrazy100]

I still remember the day I find out Simon was gay. I felt my life was over.

[Se1ander]

@DanceCrazy100

There is still sex-change.

[troglodyto]

@DanceCrazy100 haha xD

[canelavmz]

@DanceCrazy100 Same ... sigh ... oh how i love that man

[sgtSkittles199]

@DanceCrazy100 I remember that day. I felt my life began :)

[wombatsbum1]

never mimd the buzzcocks just isn't the same without noel feilding:(

[Theechosen1from1993]

@wombatsbum1

noel fielding is just great for softening the blow of amstell and bailey not being there, it's really not the same without those two.

[Mr3Machine]

@wombatsbum1

I agree.......it's better.

Nah he's alright but these days were easily the best.

[Frikkn]

BRAP BRAP BRAP

[TearstainedTaffeta]

Kim pisses me off...

[RekaTheAlchemist]

Some Americans don't get Brit humor, and some Brits don't get American humor. I think we're good now.

[CentaClowns]

"Exackly! Exackly Lethal Bizzle! BABY BWOY! LET'S BUST THIS CHOON!"

Oh man, I can't believe it was only 3 and a half years ago that Phill could still make me laugh. He just hasn't been the same since Bill left.

[MorphineSmile]

Phil all gangsta! :'D <3

[15october91]

Walthamstow

[sfocelot]

"dun dun dang dun dang dun dun dang "YEAH" dun dun dang". made it sound better to me LOL

[QuikVidGuy]

I literally heard "diggadiggadiggadiggadiggadigg­adiggadiggadigga" during the playback.

[tracy4jester]

its a shame simon's gay...i want him!!!!

[zombieari]

Fact: We know Simon is gay

Fact: He probably wrestled/kissed a woman for the sake of comedy.

...But that doesn't mean he didn't enjoy it just a little.

[Skylark734]

@zombieari maybe he's bisexual!!! then us girls have a chance!!!

[zombieari]

@Skylark734 Wouldn't be the first time something like that happened. I once heard an anecdote from a Brit who met/happened upon Simon Amstell at an adjacent men's room urinal. Knowing Simon's judgemental nature, the lad asked Simon to critique his exposed penis. I always forget the punch line but in my mind Simon just muttered awkwardly: "ooohhh umm...okayyy.." :)

[soojb7799]

@zombieari LMAO! I love how he grabs her neck and asks her if he can have more kisses.: )

[slack3rb1tch]

@zombieari

I'm gay and I'd love to wrestle Jessica, then we'd play pat-a-cake and I'd braid her hair and paint her nails. And at night instead of having sex I'd draw whiskers on her face like a cat and she'd make soft mewing noises as she ate sugar lumps out of my hand... maybe I should have kept that part to myself BUT LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH SIMPLER THAT WAY!

[NormlTrevr]

ITS SAIL AWAY BY ENYA, RIGHT?

[rhythmicginger]

Man I know that everyone says this kinda stuff in the comments on youtube, but DAMN Jessica is so awesome!

[monkeyaround92]

So freaking jealous

[RaptorHarvest]

haha, just chill guys. No room for silly bigots while hilarity ensues! :)

[ElPlonk0]

For a gay man he did enjoy that kiss

[saybowiebasquait]

@ElPlonk0 not really. it was mostly an acting. 0:25 -no feelings on face at all

[BJ9992]

LOOOOOL, i laughed so hard when he said: Look at Heynes Kimberely, she's so smug isnt she? She's a bitch isnt she kimberly? Coming here with her carreer... xDD

No1 has made me laugh as much as Amstell on tv..

[aarandir]

I just actually love Jessica Hynes. She is an awesomely pleasant lady. Very motherly, funny, attractive and I bet she's a laugh to be around!

[Diedje007]

what's that first song that jessica knew??

[mallikahd]

@Diedje007 My Sharona

[ozmonster1989]

Brit - American arguments are stupid and riddled with childish nationalism

[MidgetTall16]

i want a kiss :D

oh and americans are sooo annoying, and most off them don't get british humour

[timdaughte]

@MidgetTall16 We get it. We get it. We get it. I'm sick of this argument. I'll tell you what's annoying - Brits constantly saying Americans don't get their precious humor. Enough already!

[MidgetTall16]

@timdaughte No need to get so wound up darling. I was merely giving my opinion on the matter. I do believe i'm free to have an opinion. Maybe it is annoying for you Americans, i can put myself in your position. And if you don't get our humour, why are you watching this? (i'm not saying you personally, before you have a go)

[MidgetTall16]

i want a kiss :D

[bareakon]

i'm seeing a lot of flak on these comments directed towards Kimberly.

but, at least she doesn't seem TOTALLY vacuous, and seems a nice enough person. more than i can say for some people.

does she deserve to be famous? probably not.

but you can't blame her for who her father is. when you grow up in that environment, it takes a lot of moral fortitude to be down-to-earth

and you've got to admit, she takes the insults VERY well

[teis1411]

Am I the only one who's jealous that Simon got to kiss Jessica and not the other way around XD I love how he keeps taking the piss out of Kimberly because she has no real talent and is just a celebrity because of her father

[walonsubi]

"David Cameron said he wont get out of bed unless there's some speedball, a handjob and some industrial Dutch techno"

Gold.

[CasparWilson]

Simon is pretty forceful with the kiss, you could get arrested for that :)

[sabalos]

The kiss is mighty confusing for me, as I'd quite like to kiss both Jessica and Simon.

[bruzzy77]

Bizzle's a sport.

[fafnir242]

Has anyone ever heard the POLYSICS cover of My Sharona? I recommend it. It's quite good.

[CGwonder]

Ridiculously jealous of Jessica Hynes now. Although I though Simon was gay... Still, would love to kiss him on my birthday (and all the other days)

[gigifeb]

I am so jealous that Jessica kissed Simon.... I wanna kiss simon :(

[Kultscene]

"Pompom ding, pompom ding- BRRRAP BRRAP BRAP!"

[FearfulFilth]

Phil Jupitus is such a legend, brap brap brap! Lmao

[yellowfishstick]

Leathal Bizzle comes across quite well in this

[bloodypedant]

oh bill's face at 3:50 is priceless

[bareakon]

i thought simon was gonna do the whole rap :(

[AnoukvdS]

This is the most awesome episode ever :D

[aldrei9]

braaap braaaap braaap!

[rajivk91]

Oh Jessica, I love you...

[WildDiscoDance]

she didnt want more cause she orgasmed and it was awkward....or she would rape him ...lol..i would..waitwhat.. >;]

[techpsdc]

Amazing !! Take a Bow...

Cheers

[thepeach20]

PhiMine u are a lord.. great stuff. Where can i get a NMTB mug?!

[gawwy123]

He touched Jessica's bottom o.O

=P

[Simetra666]

I can't tell if Simon was acting at the kissing part. He is a homosexual after all isn't he?

[syd2much]

Simon can wrestle me anytime ;) Lol.

[Diazreta]

Anybody else quite attracted to lethal bizzle? lol

[musicsnobtobe]

3:43, imagine the abuse Bill would've got from Mark when he started making those faces. Buzzcocks is a lucky show, imagine being hosted brilliantly by not one but two intelligent and hilarious hosts and having two of the best comedians in the UK as regulars. Why don't more people watch it?

[barerandom]

looooool @ lethal.DESTROYED!

[Laurabug123]

@cellah1502

I wonder the same thing.

[AlgernonMabus]

What does that person in the audience shout?

[rob2bankai]

@AlgernonMabus "its behind your head, ur rite in the middle of it" lol

[nemesis700]

hahaha he straight up felt her up. here i was thinking he was gay

[weldkenitra]

why? what?how? and for whom?

[Kboil]

simon amstell just happens to be someone in television that is smart at the same time.

[loveress]

That wrestling was phenomenal and that kiss was so tender so why on Earth did Jessica not want to do more of it? How obvious is it that I'm trying to live vicariously through her!?

Sidenote, how fantastic does her bosom look!

[Corbon440]

Oh Bill, you're a fucking genius.

[DrMattDestruction]

phill pointing right at her face @ 8:02 makes me laugh.

[jellytots2008]

I absolutely Love Will Smith u can tell if u go on profile page u can tell how much i love him ;)

[PsychoChikusho]

i love it how phil actually knows it's not brAInstorm but brIAnstorm

[HamHamSky]

mind your head, you're right in the middle of it! D:

...D:

[spatulaflipper]

What song does she say it is at 8.02?

[benjamingelad]

my sharona - the knack

[spatulaflipper]

@benjamingelad thanks :)

[Cyven19]

BRRRRRAP BRRAP XD

[TopDog69]

I love Jessica Hynes.

[lostskate4evaxxx]

ha ha simon wrestling :D

[musicinducedeuphoria]

ARCTIC MONKEYS!

[EllysaE]

isnt simon gay?

[benjamingelad]

yes

[flabsch2212]

does it matter?

[EllysaE]

@flabsch2212 I don't kiss my girlfriends.

[flabsch2212]

he does :D

[EllysaE]

@flabsch2212 w/e

[captinsparrow]

HAHA BAYBEEE BOIIIII

[nollafyzzil]

JEALOUS.

[bfavre1]

oh i love simon.

:D

[EatMyCrayonzz]

lmao,, BRAP BRAP BRAP!

[Kirstopop1]

did anyone else get jealous when he kissed her haha

[MissJanifa]

MAJORLY jealous! Lol

[Kerridee100]

@Kirstopop1 Lol I did : P

[MissJanifa]

@Kirstopop1 Insanelty so lol

[MissJanifa]

Very much so! Lol...

[Archantis]

i think that was quite hot....

[gloomyoutlook]

I don't think "it's right behind your head" was an interesting enough observation to merit interrupting the show.

[cherry88]

Simon's hilarious and so adorable

[MarkRiches]

lmao

"what a night!!!"

[TardisStowaway1]

Aw I love Bill Bailey, when I saw his show he said that he hated being on never mind the buzzcocks :(

[tehlinebeginstoblur]

Really? Did he say why? I mean, did he just not like the show itself, or did he hate having to deal with guests, or what? He never really seemed to be in a particularly bad mood, I mean he had that sarcastic "I'm surrounded by idiots" kind of aura about him, but that's kind of par for intelligent comedians. It usually doesn't imply they're truly unhappy. He was so fantastic on this show! Does anyone else feel like now that Simon's gone, Bill's absence is even more noticeable?

[tehlinebeginstoblur]

Also, I would have thought that Bill might have enjoyed Simon as a host more, only because Simon seemed to respect Bill and Phill, and Mark constantly made jokes about them as much as the guests. Which is fine, but personally I preferred letting Bill Bailey especially kind of be "higher up" for lack of a better phrase, as he's such a brilliant comedian and Mark seemed to put him (and Phill) on the same level as some of their unknown and many times moronic guests.

[TardisStowaway1]

He said he was "sick of singing the intro to Toxic to some TV presenter with an Indie nobody" or something like that. And yeah, the show has gone SERIOUSLY downhill scince the loss of Bill and Simon

[tehlinebeginstoblur]

Oh, I know he got bored with it all, any intelligent comedian would after enough time, but you made it sound like he loathed being there, and also that he had always hated it from the very beginning. I understand why he got sick of doing the show.

[TardisStowaway1]

You should have heard him though, he almost spat the words "Never Mind The Buzzcocks" and he looked pretty angry while he was talking about it "/

[pacbizkit]

whats th name of his show wer he sed that?

[TardisStowaway1]

I think it was just Bill Bailey Live :S

[antster1983]

Well wouldn't you get bored of huge egos (and tiny penises - see Donny Tourette) of indie nobodies?

Personally I'd rather hear him sing Human Slaves of the Insect Nation instead of Toxic! :oP

[UKSBloodDrunk]

I LOVE JESSICA HYNES

[FaRrOwFoXlol]

nice i am legend ref.

lol

[weebler1981]

Love it. Thanks for putting it on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So appreciated. Thanks

[PhiMine]

You're welcome!

[SpecialGirl1276]

7:55 what song is this? Someone please tell me

[zackfair5580]

My Sharona by i dunno, but type in My Sharona into youtube and you'll get it probably

[xAfroxSpectaculox]

It's by the Romones

[jenkinssyabass]

my sherona by the kinks or the knack

[66richardson]

It's by The Knack, not The Ramones

[techfan0712]

"He was putting a lot of blame on musicians for what goes on in the streets."

"The rappers glamorizing gun and knife carriage? That's more those jazz bastards. You should have shot him."

God I'm going to miss Simon Amstell.

[walrus98]

miss him? is he leaving? =[

[PhiMine]

Unfortunally, yes! D=

[walrus98]

nooo! I love simon =[.

[imissrose123]

@PhiMine he addresses this issue in the first episode of the new show 'grandmas house'. S01E01 is on youtube last time i checked. :) its also quite funny

[JJSFREETIME]

@walrus98 arrrr i wich he was tooo he was a good one 

[ILoveeScrubs]

Really jealous of Jessica Hynes ;) lol

[KTHXBAIOMGWTFZOMG]

Stupid Jessica...

[Nogli]

I love that at 8:39 Lethal Bizzle starts to beatbox. I wish Phill had carried on, so we could have heard a hip-hop version of Orinoco Flow!

[dramaticafantastica]

BABY BOII, LET'S BUST DIS TUUNE - dadadunndadadunndadaduun.

classssssic phil jupitus comedyy.