How To Be A Slag-Face !!

[ronnierox05]

..........anyone else wondering WHY he has makeup in the first place? :3

[Harryisneverawesome]

You sent me this video.... Why? (DIRECTED AT LUKE) Im not subbed to you yet you said "Hey subscribers"

[ronnierox05]

@Harryisneverawesome same here but idc this is funny ^-^

[TheR5love]

stole your sisters make up have we?

[nekokitty666]

i started at ur crouch..

[dalekbeats]

good tips, must remember to use them xD

[101Brandneweyes]

Hey guys check out my SMOKE WEED SERIES!!!! THANX

[80smanicchild]

this is epic... hahah, and you u look like matt smith which is cool

[pinksassygirl1]

Thank you so much for welcoming me to Youtube.

[ShadowOfMischief1]

He is so much like Matt Smith it is unbelievable.

[rosiethemad]

Awkward how half the girls in my year must take this tutorial seriously. Minus the fake blood of course XD

[sarahisafirefly]

You are so much like matt smith! :D the first video ive watched o you and i will be watching more. well done :D

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@sarahisafirefly aw thank you ^_^ I'm glad you liked it and will come back for more! i've done a few since this one :)

[joshvongrimmsgirl]

Me and my best friend had an evening where we went out as slag faces , what we failed to remember is that she has a compleately white room and that many people we knew lived in her area so therefore spent the majority of our evening out hiding behind trees to avoid people we knew. I really don't know how so many girls go out with so much make up on i seeing as how i felt like scouring my face off afterwards :L

[ryuichiae]

haha your vid make my day.

[nurdacious1]

@blueboyblue He does resemble the newest doctor!!

[97thatsjustme]

This was hilarious wat a genius Haa Haa subscribed xx

[PlanetJambon]

Oh your crying.. I'm an emotional wreck XD ahahahahahaha love it!

[rainbowlover477]

this is horrable your a judgemental evil terrible person

[AxolotlsAreCuteLol]

You forgot to do the duck face! Hoe could you forget the duck face?

[HoJoHo27]

omgg this is the best thing ive ever watched :D

[UnicornPoop9]

'Your wife cheats on you, burn her!'

[blueboyblue]

You look like Dr. Who ...really.

[tatiwatyno1]

"get loads of bleach and dye all of the normal bears" lol

[Daijaandzanie35]

Does he wear makeup in real life but make it look good?

[everythingwho]

I don't even wear make-up that much.

[minaturedisasta]

dude you forgot the eye make up that gives em squinty eyes

[mylittlebluebox]

lol i know a guy called luke is has the same smile, creepy

[iLivEntertainment]

''Maybe rub the pot on your face a bit'' haha!

[SunSet1098]

The irony of your user name ^_^

[mardybumbarbiee]

sell a couple of tellies and we'll all be finee

[ebisN64]

I have a question, did you go out and buy all that make up or did you have it already??

[byJASSY]

you remind me of matt smith off doctor who :')

[ElGranPikachu]

Just seems like someone´s used your face as a canvas...

[BroKneeYah]

You, sir, are indeed brilliant!

[MrsDracoMalfoy2100]

Do u drive?

[ChoreographLoveScene]

*Putting on foundation "Why don't we just have a big hug, make up, and just say we're all friends."

-Was I the only one who noticed the unintentional pun there?

[ruthlovesJ]

LMFAO! Luke, have you seen the video response to this?! xD I think I may have died laughing :') x

[WeirdosUnited13]

Where Is The Lipstick!

[JustAnAlex8D]

is foundation the only thing you knew how to you use :P :L

[allofthisalex]

This is so funny:D what camera do you use?

[mellsxmatt]

Just get some bleach and dye some of the normal bears... Genius :' )

[TheChannelOfEmily]

I am proud to say that i gave an idea for this video. I said physics :L

[AmberTheNewt]

this is hilarious :') your awesome :D

[RADiR3L4ND]

LOL, this video is hilarious. I really love the video quality. What camera and lens do you use? I'm planning to buy a camera next weekend. I would very much so appreciate you answering, sorry if you get this question a lot :)

[LostPrincess1113]

0:44 Waycest reference... :L

[katyNSN]

I am quite confused as to how Luke has all this makeup..? o.O

[katyNSN]

'don't stare at my crotch' HOW DID HE KNOW?;O

[HeLooksSheFallsApart]

This is the first video of yours that I've seen.... And my god, you remind me so much of Matt Smith!

[Beautiful67876]

Luke: And...Don't stare at mah crotch.

Me:OMFG HOW DID HE KNOWWW ;-;

[tyajoy]

so where did that black eye come from?

[thegoatgoesmooo]

1:46 = the frame that disproves and nullifies your username; hence, you, Luke Cutforth, are sexy even when there's a whole bunch of shit makeup on your face.

[MissCrazyMegz]

What I don't understand is how your Dad walked in when you were singing 'Hakuna Matata' but not when you were putting onmake-up. I would of preferred if he walked in when you were putting make-up on... xP

[MissChattisaski]

Love this so much,you looked better at then end them some of the girlss i know <3 :D

[69monts]

you have no friends so you go on youtube to try and get some

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@69monts you sir, cannot spell the word 'months' in your username

[MusicSpoofs3]

@LukeIsNotSexy *claps hands* you're so funny Luke :')

[dashobertter]

@69monts Who cares? The internet is such a cool place that you can meet awesome people who then become your friends

[OmgBertieDayable2]

@69monts ... yes thats what he should do???

[XDBrunetteGal]

@69monts yeah but it worked.. HE'S FOOKING AWESOME

[EmilySwiggle]

*hugs screen* you amazing, amazingly fucked up human being. I love you. :'D

x

[missbeckystar1]

i showed all my friends this today they couldnt stop laughing! love how this is so true! :')

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@missbeckystar1 lmao thank you Becky ^_^ glad they (and you) liked it :D

[missbeckystar1]

@LukeIsNotSexy no problem! :D

[lilyisdusty]

ahaha i have that foundation

[ItsNotACupOfTea]

This is pretty much Legally Blonde condensed into four minutes...

[peachiikeenful]

@LukeIsNotSexy but i don't look anything like that D: By the way hello, you've replied to my comments quite a few times and i thought i'd take this oppertunity to say hi... You probably won't see this and not reply now i've said that ahaha

[ImNotThatInteresting]

omgggggggggggggggg luke, ur so lyke totes got tha natrul luk goin on dere, suits u xoxoxo

[shufflinpro]

Lol :) this just proves that you're hauwte :D

[queershadow666]

Very deep social commentary. Gratz!

[VanillaSecrets]

@LukeIsNotSexy Didn't you hear? This is the new way to make makeup tutorials ;) haha

[1DHeyItsLeah]

@LukeIsNotSexy welcome, haha:)

[janoskiskaterr]

man slag :D

[cheeselova229]

my god u is brilliant lol



[killjoEyDEE]

OMFG! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WRONG NOW! ... No fake blood. Thanks for saving my life xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

[BriBryontour]

This video was a revelation. Let's finally make a video together.

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@BriBryontour haha cheers mate :D Glad you liked it

Yeah, i'll message you on Facebook when you're on ^_^

[kandyfreak393]

@LukeIsNotSexy So, how long did it take you to wipe all the makeup off your face??

[geraldineflump]

@BriBryontour please please please please please <3

[xsophiexlanganx]

i did lol xD



[beautifulharry]

you've just wasen't bethans makeup...

[MissGabieee]

ahahaaa have fun taking all that make-up of!

[MissGabieee]

Your one of the most funniest people on twitter! haha!

[kezra1]

Card or an eye patch that says you're a British citizen haha

[thesecretme07]

couldnt stop laughing hahaha :D

[razzeldazzel55]

I bursted out laughing at the fire part lmao!!!!!!!!! :D

[lmreed98]

You look like someone just threw dirt on your face. :P

[lmreed98]

Just because you said NOT to stare at your crotch, I'm gonna stare at it. :)

[ThatBlondePerson]

ur outro in the transcribed audio is amazing!!!

"Hotsync you can't. Discussed funny is not smart, but most of all, the peice about sex."

ahaha i love it xD

[LOmaddieVE]

one of your best videos..? haha

[LauraLooney1]

Just so you know I have stolen your 'Time to hit the town' and 'You're worth it' faces...Deal with it bitch....;-) P.s This video made me laugh lots....

[SmileySarahStudios]

Wow! Nice tutorial, gonna try this look for sure. Thanks :-)

[raveinmyroomalone]

if i get you some contacts what colour do you want?

...cus if i get you black ones we will look like eye twins.....

....eye twins.... O_o

[moukii123]

im sorry but luke is sexy

[ForestFan98]

'I dont like my nose, I'll just, cover it up'

:') I love your videos:')

[DevilBesideYouu]

i hope no deaf people watch youtube....

[DevilBesideYouu]

'as a slap on some off and asian concealed' what even?? pmsl

[DevilBesideYouu]

'this is called the principle of sleep positioning, it's a very interesting principle' oh captions i love you

[ShelbyIsGame]

I looked the same after this tutorial. Luke, did you take my makeup routine?

[Katifury]

Ohmygod the captionsjust make it 10000x funnier

[coconutnacho]

brilliant, even better with captions on :)

[joeschmo10155]

luke your videos are amazing please keep them coming :))!!!

[SuicideHotline123]

looks like a younger version of doctor who

[nathan1901111]

Hahahhahahahaha;')

[louisaprobertt]

oh luke loving you

[DieDivya]

actually you're doing your make-up better than i do mine. quite scary.

[rochelleisbrilliant]

Intellectual make-up tutorial, that has to be a first?!

[Mums8D]

That is sooooooooo disgusting and funny.. At the same time

[eloiseinthesky]

Where did you get all that make up from?

[SkittleStar79]

This is one of my favourite videos of yours Luke, I actually laughed so hard. Epic

[beaa37]

so funny!

[beaa37]

i love the accent! how old are you luke?

[nicciweasley]

I'm impressed!

[nubeoxinh]

you really do look like dobby you know

[JRamone266]

I will burn you -JM

[TheZaraOrSomething]

Your videos are actually getting better and better :) 

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@TheZaraOrSomething well thank you :')

i'm really trying ^_^

[WeAreTheBandAsyluM]

This and the video games videos are probably my favourites now. ^_^ So great!

[kitti1227]

I just saw the tumbnail before i watched this and I thought you had been beaten up :P

[canoegirlstormey]

"everything can be solved with fire..... your wife cheats on you, burn her with fire...." Oh dear Bethan you'd better be faithful!!!

[97FranKing]

You're hilarious haha thanks! :D X

[Laurenidus96]

i'd like to take this opportunity to say a few things

1- you have nice thighs haha

2- you're just amazing i think i cried laughing during the whole thing xD

and 3- have you opened your PO box stuff?! D: <3

[ClearlyNotJamie]

HAHHA Just dye the normal bears! Genius! :O

[ShellingtonXD]

"So to get the true I'm-a-slag-take-me-up-the-arse­hole-look..."

:L

[miaiswaytoocoollike]

OHH OH YEAH. maybe just rub the pot on your face' Luke you never seize to amaze me... my mother came up as she was genuinely concerned for my health the way i was laughing at this xD

[IfOnlyAlice]

'get loads of bleach, and dye alot of the normal bears' LOL

[JosieRose13]

0mGz u Lo0k LyK b3uTIfUl Bby

[TheDancingWhale]

English people would just be THAT MUCH COOLER if we wore eyepatches as an identification system...

And in the spirit of Facebook profile picture commenting...

OH MY GOSH BABEZ, YOU LOOK SOOOO BOOOTIFULLL I LUFF YHOOO<3<3<3<3<3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*waits for a compliment back*

[RandomGosia]

favourite video from you, Luke c:

[iLARVpara]

This is the toned down version of how most of the girls in my school wear make-up haha :P love this. And the comment on polar bears was brilliant :D

[oh9ah6]

"get loads of bleach, dye the normal bears, got too many of them...." <3 oh Luke

[HFcool1]

my god your brilliant!!!

[emicutieangel24]

My god im brilliant ... Gotta love this :)

[whosbetterthanyou]

my god i've found a new favourite youtuber..

[liaisarandompanda]

i know some one who acually looks like that when shes at school

[april9586]

My God I'm brilliant... XDDD

[feelinginspiredlike]

The horrible thing is that I know a girl who actually puts on make up like that. By the end she looks pretty much like you....it's a sad sad world.

[giraffemad830]

Why does Luke have all this make up?

....

[MsSexyemogirl666]

@LukeIsNotSexy Hi, I love you. <3 Just letting you know.

[xImSorryIam]

You would actually fit in mustache..

[MollieLikesYourFace]

luke you is amazing... and thanks for sorting out Kaine the other day :) he's shut up now, haha!! x

[Channelfulloffriends]

Funniest thing ever, ;).

You BOSS!!!.

[purpleosity101]

SERIOUSLY THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!!!! and that polar bear thing..... LOLOLOL!!!!

[ThatDanishNerd]

You look like you just got beat up... wauw..

[SomeGirlsNextDoor]

Rocking that look for school tomorrow.

[OwenIsMeeGo]

This was good except for the light ... it pissed me off :(

[EmmaLovesRiRiAndDom]

This is exactly how i do my make up!!!!

[xLaurenMaix]

i wasn't paying attention to anything you were saying haha, i was just watching you cake yourself up in make up, you look so lovely ^_^ lmao

[TheFingesEMO]

is this bethans make-up

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@TheFingesEMO lmao no :L

[TheFingesEMO]

@LukeIsNotSexy i'm not meaning she is a slag i just thought who is he close to that wars make-up IT IS NOT UR OWN IS IT

[sinead188]

My god! Why didnt i think of this! Luke, youre uterly brilliant! ;D

[AndThenThereWasMe100]

My god, you're brilliant ;D

[Thejiminatorful]

You look like you're going to go play paintball, and have camoflauged your self for this.

[BioHazardCL4]

lol. you look like you've worked in a mine, had a pen accident and been attacked with a knife. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[f0xanne]

So I have to become a british citizen when I move to England in a few years to get help? Oh, fine.

[LeahTheAwesomeGeek]

I may do this for the northampton gathering ;D

[dougiemahero]

omg you look amazing you should do your make-up like that every day :) :P

[jadelikestothrust]

yeah dude just dye the normal bears... bet theyd like a makeover... they just look like everyother bearman :'( poor bears

[DiddyDooDaa]

Loving the duck lips..

Quack.

[JessLovesANTM]

now to get the true "im a slag, take me up the arsehole" look....LOLLLLLLL

[TheAwesomeEvilNerd]

I'm going to use this for school tomorrow! Gonna get all the boys!

[MooMMD]

i love how you own more make-up than me. a 13 year old girl.

[Erin9719]

whos make up was that? lol bethans or your mums??

[libzyloo123]

Clear up your room!

[AnnabelLloyd]

"So what you need to do is you need to get some bleach and dye all of the normal bears, there's way too many of them aren't there"

omfg

[blueracinghorse]

@lukeisnotsexy beautiful ;) this is so funny! xx

[LukeIsNotSexy]

@MovieFreak880 I did use eyeliner. I just used it on my face in the form of tears. And a beard .....

[MovieFreak880]

@LukeIsNotSexy oh okay. lol

[Bossyboots93]

Luke, please let me and Becky take you out on your 18th looking like that!